HG Thread
No swaps this time.
Hype.
Begin.
https://youtu.be/8nW7FGNK_p4
>>6742177
Ready.
>>6742193
>Stop doing this to me, Hiro.
>>6742177
I am ready.
>>6742177
Post the full list negro.
>>6742177
>only 9 districts
>>6742177
Just skip to the end.
I already know my fate.
I will be alive.
>mfw newfags like Gorey have more hgfriends than me in 2 years of hunger games.
Soviet you lazy fuck, Ocelot trusted you to take care of Mordor.
>>6742203
Annnd it's over....
>>6742223
>Hurts does it?
>>6742177
>only 9 districts
Nice bait.
>>6742177
>Just realized I fucked it up. Oh well.
The first day.
>>6742203
Stop the bus! I'm not on it ye-
>The bus stops and Kaito hits it with the force of stupidity.
>>6742234
>Pats.
What is it you always say?
>>6742231
I am sorry. Was busy with imagination
>>6742183
>Kek. Nothing I didn't expect
>>6742187
I am doing great! There is chance Lisa may be here for Christmas!
>>6742203
>Surprisingly, there's no crunching noises. After a long moment, she stands back up, and limps away.
>>6742203
>the bus already died
Shiet.
>>6742246
Wait... wait... What the hell is th-
>The robotics beats completely tears Garnet's body apart.
>>6742246
See? Robots like me are pretty useful!
The first night.
>>6742248
Saying it will likely jinx me.
>>6742128
>
These abominations bestowed before you have been drugging girls, raping them, and extorting them to their own means fit. Now that I've hindered their fucked up means business, I'll be mending their shit to what's best to my discretion.
>>6742136
You've just freed a bunch of fucking cowards, and now I'm fucked irreparably because of you.
>>6742203
>honks the horn
Get out of the way, lady! The sidewalk is for buses!
>>6742246
I'm too busy driving this bus. You fish.
>>6742274
Hmm, I'd much rather be on my bus right now.
>>6742246
>Crimes such as:
>Arriving
>Booking a hotel room
>Carrying a weapon of mass destruction
>>6742261
Leave it to a Ruskie to destroy an empire.
>>6742274
>having never "shred" before Nagato spends the whole night falling on her face
>>6742274
>no sex at night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The list of the Doctor's fatalities grow ever larger today.
>>6742288
And lollygagging
>>6742246
I was not told that we would be doing this, but this is a favourable outcome either way. The question is, however; how are we going to clean up the mess?
...And can spirits still attack us from amongst the grave? I don't think she particularly liked this outcome.
>>6742261
Really? There is a small chance that the пoдcoлнeчник might come along for Christmas Day? What joy! Please, please, do not hesitate to tell me more!
>>6742274
I don't need to worry; there is snow on the ground, and you and I don't need to worry as snow is soft, дa? No one knows snow better than me.
VODKA~!
>>6742307
Can you please stop that noise? It reminds me of something, but I don't know what. Please stop this.
>>6742274
H-hey, that's a little much don't you think? They're only snow balls.
>>6742275
...
>He looks off to the side, smirking.
There's always next time.
>>6742277
I.. I'm not really in the criminal busting service man, so I couldn't tell you, plus.. You really gave them a beat down huh?
>>6742307
In order to prevent any weird situations I'll get my own room..
Perhaps you should think about getting some rest instead of Barbecuing in the dead hours of the night?
>>6742338
I can't sleep with all this commotion. Tomorrow will be a long day for sure.
>>6742338
Another one huh? Man, I should thank these bots.
>>6742307
Run, you idiot!
>>6742338
Feh! Killed by my own?
How despicably brutal.
No matter - next time.
>>6742338
More snow? More snow. It reminds me too much of home. I'm glad that we have tents, or else we would probably get frostbite from the cold...
No matter. I think we can last through the night.
>>6742338
Just finish it.
>>6742294
It's what I do best.
>>6742277
Don't worry. Just wait...
>turns around as the run and fires a few bullets into each of their backs
You captured them having them do nothing, and you didn't kill them. Comrade please read Stalin's handbook and take prisoners properly.
>>6742322
I might tell her that she might have half siblings, I also heard she is building something and it might be my present
>>6742338
Nightmare, did you do this?
Get out of the hotel and fight already. I'm already bored watching you all.
>>6742335
sigh...yup
>>6742375
Good job. You look like a Klan reject.
>>6742375
Stupid robots.
Ah, speaking of fighting, here's the Doctor again.
>>6742338
At least I wasn't killed the same way I was killed the last two times
>>6742368
You're going to give her a present? How sweet! Maybe some borscht, a matryoshka doll, a Kalashnikov (they're quite popular among the children)--
...Half-siblings? Did you gain another lover?
>>6742375
It's fun. Although arguing calms my nerves, peace and quiet is something I value highly. Cпacибo.
>>6742414
>Dies happily in best girl's arms.
>>6742375
Hmm? I landed on something..? Ah well, I'm sure it's fine.
>>6742386
Aww, come on Miku, no one likes a pouty Idol, it'll be fine.
>>6742414
I-I wanted to save the poor snake..!
>>6742335
Beating? I'll be doing just more than beating them down Kaito, that'd be really half-hearted of me.
>
Say... I just had a bright idea...
>>6742368
... ... ... Thanks.... ... ..
>>6742436
>>6742414
This birds wings are. clipped...
>>6742414
An easy challenge. I was expecting much more of a challenge.
>>6742368
>>6742421
Oh, wait, you said she was going to give you a present...
Well, what I said still stands. She might give you those things. Kalashnikovs are popular nowadays, дa?
With that annoyance out of the way, take some time to lick your wounds.
Does anybody know where I can get some cake?
>>6742442
Jin.. You're kind of scary ya'know..
But, what did you have in mind? Especially with that knife.
>>6742441
Aw I know, but losing right out of the gate is always a downer.
Another error to fix... It's time for the feast.
>>6742421
Not yet... I am talking about Setsuna and how she might have children with her soon to be husband.
>>6742458
It might be big too so I will keep open mind...
>>6742442
When you capture criminals you make them as slaves for the economy. They work for 12-14 hours, feed them just enough, have them sleep, and repeat. This is their punishment and if they disobey, jus casually chop off their limbs and watch them slowly die with other guys watching.
>>6742460
The smell of the air and the gentle caressing of the waves, it has been too long since I've been out on open waters. I suppose a small power nap won't hurt anything.
That mansion won't open in the daytime. You'll have to wait until night.
>>6742471
From.. A bakery?
>>6742497
Even someone as talented as you can't win all the time. Just most of the time.
>>6742547
Oh, good. I was about to end up baking one myself.
Where's the nearest bakery? Somewhere where I can get something festive.
>>6742511
Oh, yes, I remember that. They would be her half-siblings, дa? I think that she'll take it relatively well, hopefully. Keep one of those presents in mind.
She could just be making a huge matryoshka doll, each with individual patterns of the people here. Regardless, wait in anticipation.
I need a hug please.
What hooligans.
>>6742544
Do you even know what that does? It appears it's faulty anyway.
>>6742586
>gives huggu
>>6742579
Will do, also Polan is traitor.
>>6742586
>hugs
>>6742489
Plain and simple: Castration.
>>6742511
I'll take that into account, the next time I capture a gang of hooligans Soviet.
>>6742587
Unacceptable...
I've noticed that those three have gotten quite friendly with one another. They're sure to fall apart soon.
>>6742586
>huggu
>kissu
>>6742547
Being an idol should come with an "always win" clause
You're only setting yourselves up for disappointment. Remember where you are.
>>6742605
>>6742613
>>6742631
>>6742586
>Hugs
>May or may not have accidentally broken spine while doing so
>>6742613
Good.
...Пoльшa is a traitor? What else is new? I can only assume he said something bad about me.
>>6742658
Merry Christmas sweetie.
The naive one of the group is exposed, as well as the winner.
>>6742576
I.. Actually don't know, but I think there are a lot of people here that cook, I do as well.. Hehe, like that one time with the crab and..
>>6742586
>Gives a big bro Kaito hug.
>>6742617
...
>Kaito just covers his groin with his hands.
>>6742637
Haha, always winning would be boring though.
>>6742617
>gives you small handbook with Stalin's face on it
Here is "How I into gulag with Comrade Stalin" will help you. Follow these steeps and in 10 years already on 19 million dead
>>6742661
He was sympathizing with Nazi soldier. I tried to get him to come to his senses, but he wouldn't listen...
Congratulations to the both of you.
Observe how well you've done this time.
>>6742586
>punchu
>>6742693
Well fought. Thank you for providing this round.
>>6742712
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6742712
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6742689
Sure, but I could definitely have fun with it for a while.
>>6742693
Congrats!
>>6742712
Thank you for hosting.
>>6742693
Congratulations.
>>6742712
Thank you for hosting.
>>6742678
Two brains are better than one, дa? Congratulations, and thank you.
>>6742692
He was? But did the war not end... Seventy years ago, maybe less? Either way, I doubt that he was sympathising, дa? Maybe it was just that soldier.
Either way, the next time I see him, I'm going to use my pipe on him to make him see otherwise.
>>6742689
... You caught me in a good time.
>
NGW
>>6742721
>>6742726
>>6742733
>>6742741
>>6742757
>>6742761
You are all quite welcome.
>>6742728
It was notably faster than the last few times I've gone through this.
That will be all from me for tonight. Farewell to you all.
>>6742775
NEVER
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>>6742761
Good. But only Felix. Polandball is off limits
>>6742689
Oh well. I suppose I don't need a cake on my birthday.
>>6742775
Be patient. Our time will soon come.
>>6742785
Пoкa, my friend.
>>6742793
Who is "Felix"? Poland is off limits, but I will not mind using my pipe on Feliks. He deserves it, дa?
>>6742785
...Night.
>>6742712
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>6742741
Haha, that sounds like you.
>>6742769
Did I really..? It doesn't seem like it, seems like you're working..
>>6742794
I could probably make you one...
>>6742822
Ah, Felik... Just mispronounced his name... Anyway, what have you been up to?
>>6742712
Thanks for hosting
>>6742841
Don't worry about that! The only gift I need is the continued support of my fans!
>>6742867
Give more tits. Horse shit need not apply
>>6742852
It was an honest mistake. Tы пpoщeн.
I have been getting ready for a lot of things, but not exactly for Christmas back at home. Things like my birthday and the such. It's been hectic.
>>6742867
And a harem of monstergirls..?
>>6742841
"Working" ha, I like where this is going. I'll just be expunging these "documEEENTS"!!!
>He stuffs the knife into the fag's quadricep, while ruggedly swishing it around for a good two seconds until one of them speaks.
>>6742886
Did you not read the newest chapter, loyal fan?!
>>6742896
Ahahaha! Maybe.
>>6742894
Birthday? When is that?
>>6742867
Hello Mr. Crab
Who are your hg friends?
>>6742920
December 30th. It's before the New Year but right after Christmas. I have high hopes that my family will come over, but I have my doubts.
>>6742953
Everyone, of course!
>>6742841
Just can't help myself, next game should be better though, I hope.
>>6742953
The non d-bags
>>6742953
I don't have any anymore
>>6742953
Anyone who wants to be
>>6742953
Jödel
>>6742953
My IRL friend who showed me this place. Sad he doesn't come here anymore.
>>6742914
>He just flinches and looks away.
Ugh man.. Do you have to do that here..?
>>6742919
When is Mr. Darling picking someone already?
>>6742976
You definitely won't die immediately next time... I hope.
>>6742920
Hello! Are you a fan?
>>6743014
t. Dedede
>>6742867
It is my honest, opinion that you should stop adding new girls and focus on the ones that matter.
Specifically, one of them. Give the others a happy ending and take them out of the story so it can just be about Miia and Darling.
t. not a snake
I'll host a quick one before I go to bed. Give me 36 entries.
>>6743034
You Watanabe
>>6743034
Len
>>6743034
Baki Hanma
>>6743034
Ash Crimson
>>6742953
No one
You're all bitches
I'm only in it for the booty and fights
>>6743034
Miku
>>6743034
Ivan Braginsky
>>6743024
>>6743033
Now now, you both know I can't do that!
>>6743034
Okayado
>>6743034
Junko Enoshima
>>6743034
Capra Demon
>>6743034
Michael Jones
>>6743034
Lee Yong Jin
>>6743034
Reigen Artataka
>>6743034
Ass Pimp Mugen
>>6743034
Kamikirimusi
>>6743034
Sophocles
>>6742953
Explain.
>>6743025
No, just seen you here
>>6742960
I will be there comrade. Alfred told me sad story about you and I don't want that to happen
>>6743027
Nope. I know 3d and default are buds. But this is unrelated.
>>6743034
Nagato
>>6743034
Sol Badguy
>>6743034
Zer0
>>6743034
Uriko Nonomura
>>6743034
Kobeni Yonomori
>>6743034
RNA
>>6743077
People you like on HG.
>>6743034
Yellow Heart
>>6743034
Colonel Sanders
>>6743034
Blueberry sans
>>6743034
May Greenfield
>>6743034
Eggman-kun
>>6743034
Hellboy
>>6743034
Teto Kasane
>>6743034
Rika
>>6743034
Wolf Brigade
>>6743077
...He has? Alfred's mouth is larger than Russia, so there is a small chance that he may just be wrong. Regardless, I will be hoping for a miracle for Christmas.
>>6743034
Queen
>>6743034
Aubrey
>>6742953
>Cappy and anyone that bothers to talk to me on steam... which isn't often really.
>>6743034
Daemon
>>6743077
Oh, that's too bad...
Well surely you've heard of my works, right?
Cory
>>6743150
Should I ask what this is?
>>6742953
>Anyone who takes the time out of their day to say hello and chat. Even if it is just a hello it makes my day nonetheless.
>>6743024
It just so happens to be that this basement is bounded with this universe, which is quite strange if you'd ask m...
... ... ... ... ... ...sir?
>>6743034
Madoka
Please check for mistakes. Swaps shouldn't be necessary.
>>6743202
Who left this shit laying all over the place?
>>6743135
Ah yes, the classic ear flapper of Chernobyl. Met a few of those in Pripyat.
>>6743129
I will be there if things go bad. I don't want you sad...
>>6743163
No comrade
Going to sleep for tonight. Love you all like siblings
>>6743208
I'm ready to fuck some shit up.
>>6743208
It is no matter.
I shall be victorious.
You may begin now.
>>6743208
Looks acceptable. Let us begin.
>>6743208
Looks okay to me.
>>6743208
I accept this challenge.
>>6743208
ready.
>>6743202
>>6743208
>>6743058
This swap is necessary!
>>6743208
Eh, screw it.
>>6743123
>>6743202
>>6743208
>>6743191
h-hi
>>6743191
Hello?
>>6743208
Made a last-minute swap. Crab out, Madoka in. But now we start.
>>6743284
Get off my back, mom! I gotta kill some shit!
>>6743284
Forward!
>>6743222
Things will not go bad if they go the way I wish them to. I believe that my wishes will come true... At least one of them, hopefully. I miss her so much.
Good night, Soviet.
>>6743284
...
This is fine. At least I died with the smell of something good. Life is good.
>>6743193
Huh? What's up? But sorry, something just came up Jin, I'll be back in a bit.
>>6743220
E-Eh? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry.
>>6743240
>>6743242
Thank you so much, both of you. I'll do my best!
>>6743271
>>6743282
Hello. Is my assistance required for something?
>>6743284
Let us be on our way.
>>6743306
Same here.
>>6743284
Sol's sexappeal is really from another world. I wish I could defeat my enemies like that, but I'm just a little blue robot.
Nagato, albeit not being ingantry, still gets some serious poisoning.
Another robot got taken out by a piece of ceramics.
>>6743284
Neat....
>>6743316
Looks like I'm still in. Good luck, but don't expect I'll hold back.
>>6743321
Is it me that you're looking for?
>>6743346
>That was a death event? Fuck this shit, I need to go to bed.
>>6743321
It's me.
>>6743346
...Could you not have thought
of a better idea
than firecrackers?
>>6743346
Guess she's mad about the piggyback ride...
>>6743284
oh crap, dont tell me i killed Cory, he's my favorite anime character.
>>6743359
you need to proofread
that was five six five my m8
A+ for effort
>>6743284
Sorry, I don't swing that way.
>>6743346
>coughs awkwardly
>>6743375
>of-a-bet-ter-i-de-a
>>6743346
Lucky for you, the german team hasn't been as efficient as they were during the Mineiraço. So you may survive.
After 27 games I still haven't fixed this event.
>>6743352
Well, technically, you didn't die.
>>6743384
right, you have me there
i pronounce it as "eye-deer"
cultural differences
>>6743346
She just doesn't seem like someone who wants to bring a smile on people their face.
Even for someone who's a fashionista like her, she just gives a bit of a bad aura...
...d-don't tell her I told you that, it'll make her mad at me and I don't really want any trouble.
>she puts her arm behind her head and lets it rest there
>>6743390
yeah...think I'm going to sleep outside tonight, good luck guys.
>>6743348
>>6743348
Show yourselves.
>>6743346
>I'll never win one of these
>>6743407
Ship with me
>Otto
>>6743410
I was wondering if after all these years, you'd like to meet.
>>6743396
>S'fine. I figured I'd mess up eventually, so I wasn't surprised. It's difficult to type in 99% haikus.
>HG risk is dead...
>Good night HG
>>6743390
There are still pieces of cement on her feet. I wonder what happened to her.
Reigen got sick of someones shit. Quite an overkill, but atleast it's silent now.
>>6743442
I don't really talk to her though? But okay.
>>6743442
That's unlucky...hope I'm not next to wash up here.
>>6743346
>>6743410
Sorry.
>>6743430
No, it was my fault
I did not see it that way
Carry on, my friend
>>6743442
Someone was dead the entire time. How did no one notice?
Sorry for that, but you should know that I won't allow any cheating. But don't worry, "always next time."
>frostedbutts sent you a request, btw
>>6743414
I really doubt that you're Otto...I think Otto would've at least shown me his face when asking such a thing!
Besides, I already have a ship, or well, the ship's my father's but still...
>>6743442
I could really go for a drink right now if I have to be honest...
>You sits down on the floor, resting after not finding anything
A-any of you got anything to drink?
If not we may have to go and see if we can find anything to drink!
>>6743491
It's depressing that you haven't shut up already.
>>6743491
Darn, just wasn't meant to be...this time.
>on steam? shoot, I knew I forgot something
>>6743427
I cannot help but than you are just toying with me. If that is the case then know that I am in no mood for such foolishness.
>>6743472
Do not apologize. It's just something that was never meant to be. I have come to terms with that long ago.
>>6743491
I don't understand any of that whatsoever but it makes me happy.
>>6743491
Will Madoka make the right decision? We will see in the next episode.
More calcium next time. Or spaghetti.
Two suicides happen. I don't know which one is sadder.
>>6743540
>Nope, not Steam.
>>6743510
It's me! Otto! I want you to be my girlfriend and stuff! We can hang out at the skate park! I'll show you some totally rad tricks!
>>6743558
>oh, that was someone else then, where?
>>6743542
Then shouldn't you keep fighting, anyways?
>>6743558
I don't have anyone. I haven't had anyone.... They're all gone.
>>6743558
Can either of you bitches tell me what either of these are?
>>6743571
WOOGITY WOOGITY WOOGITY!
>>6743414
Can you please stop asking for ships? The siren and Chibikki don't need to go through this torment.
>>6743558
wew eggman
>>6743558
Of course, someone as small as that girl could dodge anything.
Another toilet takes the live of someone while two others pay for their drug abuse with their lives.
>>6743576
>I just sent you a message on Steam.
>>6743602
28 games and Eggman still hasn't won one of them. I'm starting to get worried.
>>6743617
Why's the sand red? How the hell did I get killed by sand?
>>6743571
Uhh...you're not the Otto I know, so I don't think anything like that'll happen anything like that.
Besides, we were talking about ships, I thought Otto wanted to sell me one, but you're not really the Otto I know.
>You walks away, leaving a wave in her wake
Bye bye!
>>6743617
I-I thought it was just a toy...but it seems like the toy did more damage to the toilet than expected.
>she looks around her
H-hey! A-are you still alright? That explosion may have caused some trouble...
>>6743542
To go over everything. They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing
>>6743583
I will do just that. And I will continue to do so until I receive my final orders and be laid to rest.
>>6743617
Is anyone up for a game of Jumanji?
>>6743638
It's a space drug. Of course you don't know it, space doesn't exist in feudal Japan.
>>6743651
Sometimes old wounds never heal. That is why me must trudge forward and receive new ones so that the old ones may be drowned out. I do not wish to forget mine.
>>6743681
If you need something speak up immediately.
>>6743683
Final 3. Place your bets.
>>6743734
I need your love.
>>6743735
(You)
>>6743659
Orders...? Final rest?
>She frowns in clear confusion.
>>6743734
Hello, can you hear me?
>>6743735
>she whispers to herself
If I stay like this, there's no way anyone will think I'm alive.
Aaaand if they don't know I can come right back and steal the show as much as I please! Yousoro!
>>6743735
Final 2!
>>6743816
And we have a winner. Congratulations, (You).
>>6743842
Here is your winscreen.
>>6743816
>It was a big rock
For (you)
Self sacrifice awaits
>>6743842
>>6743848
And the stats. Thank you for playing!
>>6743748
>>6743848
ayy was right
>>6743842
>>6743848
Congrats!
>>6743855
Thanks for hosting!
>>6743855
Thanks for hosting. I'm out.
>>6743816
I got this far and then failed. That's disappointing... But I won't give up. I'll do better next time for sure.
>>6743855
Thank you for hosting Endo.
>>6743746
You'd have better luck asking someone else for that.
>>6743798
I can hear you just fine.
>>6743790
We all have our time in this world. To live and thrive and to teach, to enjoy everything to the fullest and live with no regrets. When the day come that I can no longer do that I will receive my last order and march one last time with a smile on my face.
>>6743848
Well fought. Thank you for hosting this round. Maybe someday I will one of these.
>>6743842
Holy fucking shit, that's one hell of a way to die. Congratulations, young-in. Thanks for hosting.
>>6743848
Congratulations.... And I guess I should thank you.
>>6743871
You say it like it's a command....
>>6743848
Congratulations, Siren. I was afraid you would win before I would.
>>6743855
And thank you for your time.
>>6743842
>>6743848
Congratulations, BÑ‹. Thank you for hosting, my friend.
>>6743842
Congratulations
>>6743855
Thank you for hosting.
>>6743855
Congrats, thank you for hosting.
>>6743855
Thanks for running the program
>>6743871
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be.
>>6743842
>she stiffens up from what just happened
I-I didn't expect it to become that bloody...
...I thought we were just trying something out, I'm sorry! Buuuut at least I put down a good performance in this show, so that's something, right? Yousoro!
>>6743848
>>6743855
>You salutes the host with a smile accompanying it
Thank you for the show and I'm glad I could put down a performance like this!
>>6743900
Atleast try to make sense.
>>6743876
I will follow any order given, even if it means being sent to my death.
>>6743953
Why? That just doesn't....
>>6743953
When we were younger and free. I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet.
>>6743871
I want you, not someone else.
Is eggman by chance here?
>>6744006
Look at me, whooo!
>>6744008
Which one, the doll or the actual ava?
>>6744063
she2
>>6744063
You aren't Nagato...
>>6744063
How many cosplay outfits do you have?
>>6744071
>Sucks your blood and flies away
>>6744078
Hu hu hu... I have been discovered.
>>6744082
Over 400
>>6744067
Kun.
>>6744086
>dies
>>6744094
Good... now die in real life.
>>6744087
Yo?
>Eggman-kun
>>6743953
>I will follow any order given
Really?
Take your top off.
>>6744086
The green hair gave it away.
>>6744094
>picks body up and puts in the back of his wagon
I'm sure there's a scientist somewhere that will buy your body from me.
>>6744105
Here, since I finished it too late to deliver it last night.
You know... I had a weird dream this night. And uh, I know you guys won't really care about it. But... first, has any of you heard of a girl named Sakura Matou? Need to confirm something real quick.
>>6744131
Another game I fell asleep through...
Thanks for hosting Ainz, and thanks for this.
>Eggman-kun
>>6744112
>follows dedly
>>6744102
>kills u irl
>>6744151
No problem, it was pretty late.
>>6744063
Good for you. You should feel proud for wearing a cheap knockoff.
>>6743994
I still don't understand.
>>6743981
It is what I was born to do until the day I draw my last breath.
>>6744006
There are clearly better choices around you.
>>6744106
How about no.
>>6744136
>Rips off your clothes and flips you over onto your front
>Pulls your ass right onto my cock
>The precum lubes up your anus immediately granting me smooth but speedy entry
>I thrust for which seems like hours as you struggle helplessly, your arms thrashing about weak and weaker as you near a forced orgasm
>We cum at the same time as I fill you up until every part of your insides are painted while with my seed
>I pull out as cum gushes from your convulsing asshole and leave you twitching on the cold hard floor
>You forget about the dream
>>6744136
Never before.
>>6744217
You don't care...about yourself?
>>6744217
There's such a difference between us, and a million miles.
>it was just a joke
>OP wanted to have some fun
>/b/ wanted to have some fun with mlp and fuck with some of their board mates by jokingly saying they were hot
>the same thing happened with patrician perverts
>mfw it resulted in a new general thread on /trash/
>>6744217
I haven't seen any better choices.
>>6744230
...Welp, at least I asked.
>Jumps back into the ditch with a solemn look on her face.
("I must be going crazy or something...")
>>6744221
>You get disease that slowly rots away at your brain, harming all of your motor functions and leaves you as a potato. Now in a potato like state, your memories begin to fade away slowly, as your life also begin to fade away.
>You regret this for all eternity.
>>6744256
THREE TO THE ONE TO THE TWO TO THE THREE
>>6744230
I do. But orders must be followed through and through when given by superiors.
>>6744258
You haven't looked hard enough. Finding the perfect one takes years if not a lifetime.
>>6744247
A million miles? That is quite some distance.
>>6744287
I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD TREES
>>6744281
>Doesn't matter, had sex
>It's canon, I died from stds by giving Rika assrape
>Rika assrape is canon
#No regrets
>>6744295
Hello from the other side! I must have called a thousand times.
>>6744315
But thats not Rika
>>6744310
SMOKE SO MUCH WEED YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
>>6744281
>She walks over slowly, staring down blankly at the woman.
>>6744295
Aren't there laws about this?
>>6744337
Then who did I just die from by assrape?
>>6744350
Kishinami Hakuno
>>6744344
AND I GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT
>>6744359
>Seconding this.
>>6744355
Literally who?
>>6744374
Exactly
>>6742223
Join discord
>>6744345
>Looking up from their ditch, she stares right at girl's face.
What?
>>6744374
That's me alright.
>>6744359
This place might be a little too weird for me, but I wholeheartedly agree!
>>6744325
Is this a life story? This is some tale you have woven before me.
>>6744345
There are none. And even if there were I would ignore them and fulfill my duties to the fullest. Why all the questions?
>>6744394
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done, but when I call you never seem to be home.
>>6744407
Nothing, just sitting in a ditch.
>>6744384
>I mean, yeah, that's really just the key if you want to get to know the community better. Ignore all the circlejerky bullshit that can happen and you're golden.
>>6744424
>stabs with a shovel
>>6744295
>holds hand
No, you are the perfect one.
>>6744466
Hello from the outside! At least I can say I tried.