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haha i hate myself
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what're you doing for christmas
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>>6744699
wake up early and go back to sleep under a tree
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>>6744731
what kind of tree

here in georgia we got real nice trees, them oriental cherry trees, dog trees and shit
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>>6744800
im not a tree nerd
it might actually be a bush
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>>6744823
you can sleep under my bush
like, on my dick
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>>6744110
Will this comic ever update? I miss Clem and the gang.

Kyle/Douglas is still my OTP.
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Good to see there's another one of these threads. When will Lauren bless us with more of these beautiful masterpieces?
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>>6745270
when will you bless me with a bullet
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I don't have a picture of a possum, so here's a bobcat on a cactus.
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is this the tumblr general?
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>>6747261
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>>6747273
no go away
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ok finals is over i did alright i would like to drink enough to delete my liver and maybe fuck someone this weekend before i go back home
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Postin' clem in the clem thread
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>>6748529
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>>6748532
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>>6748535
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>>6748541
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For some reason when I pull 24+ hours of no sleep, most of the time I magically don't feel like absolute shit mentally when the feeling of sleep deprivation kicks in and I'm actually active compared to when I had regular sleep.

It kinda feels like my brain is a toast at this point.
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>>6748535
I wanna fug Clem in the butt.
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We need more wannabe drawfags around.
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>>6749321
I got a barely weaver-esque talent and half the dedication, whaddya want.
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>>6749599
Clem sitting in a dumpster and saying the queen oversees her castle
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>>6749321
This, fuck, I wanna draw possums but the brain spasm after going cold turkey with brain pills are making me wanna puke instead hahaha
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>>6749321
I could try and take a request too if anyone is interested but I might take forever to deliver because I'm slow and apathetic
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>>6748543
>somebody with bad taste likes my art, so now I know it's bad
damn, I know this feel. It's part of why I throw out 90% of the music I make

>>6749013
I'd definitely fug Kyle
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Who knew that doind job hunting when you actually have some experience and marketable skills is as upsetting (if not even more upsetting) as when you have none. First, the number of places I can apply too is significantly bigger so I have to make a choice where to go and I won't be able to quit in a month just because I didn't like it because it'll leave a questionable permanent record in my employment history.

Second, positions can be below my level, where people will ask me why did I go there, was I slacking all the time on my previous work place? Or they can be above my level, where I will fail the interview and people will ask me, was I slacking all the time on my previous work place? Geez I'm getting nervous again. I remember a couple years ago, I got so nervous before my job interview so I literally couldn't sleep.

I might have neurosis.
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>>6749689
dear /trash/ today I learned I can't draw legs for shit ha ha I hate myself.

Have a Clem.
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>>6750095
TY dear Anon.
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>>6749321
Here ya go
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>>6749809
Are you apathetic enough to not mind if steal this to be my first furry trash sona tho?

>>6750095
Legs or no legs, I love it
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>>6749321
currently playing assloads of mechwarrior online instead of doing the request thing lmao
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>>6750981
I built my dad a basic gaming pc just so he could play that.
Hes a next level oldfag with Mechwarrior. He use to hold some championship trophies at the Chicago Battletech center way back when.
Now all he does in his free time is play MWO
Only cost me like 300$ too, 750ti and a pentium g3260 handle it 1080p maxed out at 60fps
I was thinking of getting him an i5 4460 and a gtx 1070, to go along with two more monitors for christmas
Turn his desk into a true mech battlestation
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>>6751611
are you good at building pcs
i want to build one but i have no fucking idea what parts to choose
i'm trying to go for just cause 3 at 60 fps
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>>6751652
Logicalincrements.com

Has everything you need
Pcpartpicker will check your choice of parts for compatability and find the lowest prices
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>>6751611
That's a pretty fucking rad thing you did for your dad.
I didn't even know there was a Battletech center in Chicago. It's a shame it's close now.
I remember playing in the Tesla II pods a while back.
>>6751652
I'm not anon, but I'm pretty good at building PCs too if you need any help.
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>>6750447
I guess, why not

>>6751652
If you want a specific game at 60 fps then you should look for benchmarks, it'll tell you which GPU can handle it at 60 fps
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Finally got around to finishing this drawing I started months ago. And speaking of drawing, anyone have any requests for a mediocre drawfag?
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>>6751652
this will cover just about anything out right now
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/38P7sJ

note a few things
1) the rx 480 can be found for cheaper depending on the model, the 4gb card would be fine for 1080p, for higher resolutions you would want either the 8gb version, or a more powerful card like a gtx 1070, more video memory is used the higher resolution you play in, a 2gb card can do 1080p but some games may require more for 1080p, gta V for example can use up to 4gb of vram for absolute maxed out 1080p
2) pick a case that fits your requirements, and more importantly, how it looks. All a case has to do is have enough space for your components, a half height compact case cant hold a full height gpu, some compact cases have cooler height restrictions, some have limits on the length of a video card, the one i chose is a semi compact micro atx cube with a basement for the power supply, its got lots of room and its easy to build in
3) quality and trusted brands are a must, alot of first time builders who dont put much thought into their brands will often choose crappy power supplies or cheap forms of storage, the consequences of a used, off brand hard drive is losing your data, the consequence of a chinkshit power supply may be an actual housefire
4) always get a power supply at least 100W over your wattage requirements, power supplies cant always put out their rated output, that max power delivery is kind of like a short term burst, the more wattage you put near its limit and the lower its efficiency rating means more heat and possible wear on the components inside it, causing issues like voltage fluctuations, which can damage other parts over time
5) hunt for deals, sometimes ebay will have people selling stuff cheap, sometimes newegg will have shell shocker deals or promos so you can get stuff super cheap
6) ask questions, /g/ has /pcbg/ that will help you select parts for a build
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>>6751910
I'm not that anon, and my question isn't exactly about PC building specifically, but if it's not too much trouble, could you, or the other anon, give a second opinion?
Do you think these:
https://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-Ultrastar-HUA722020ALA331-Enterprise-Refurbished/dp/B01CM85C0K/ref=pd_sim_147_1/151-7773169-9793601?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4BK4G51V0FNMFQ8Z1B5A
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UAA4J6G/ref=psdc_160354011_t1_B00LS5NFQ2
are good purchases for an external backup? I asked on /g/ in the /sqt/ once, but got no response. They looked fine to me. The reviews were mostly positive and all that.
I already have them ordered by now though, so if I fucked up it may be a bit too late fix it.
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>>6752216
protip, never buy a refurb hard drive
its a 50/50 chance of finding a drive that got merely sent back in due to a motor problem or something stupid, or it may be a near end of lifespan rip from a server farm
ive ordered refurbed hdds before and had some that were just fine, light use cycles, ran good for years
and ive had others that sounded like blenders, had failure issues and loads of bad sectors

its not worth the risk when a new 1tb hdd can be under 60$ anyway
also, a desktop hdd is not a good choice for an external backup, just get one of those external storage devices thats specifically designed for that purpose, like those seagate portable ones, theyre not that much more expensive and come with things like
>a warranty
http://www.seagate.com/consumer/backup/expansion-portable/
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>>6752216
Have to agree with >>6752378, I'd rather try to get a non-refurb if it's not too expensive

It already has some wear and tear so it might start to fail much earlier than a new one. Plus, "no bad sectors" sounds like a jape, it might have no bad sectors at all (e.g. it's fine and healthy) or it might have remapped bad sectors (e.g. it's prone to failure or had some damage). In both cases OS won't report any bad sectors, only SMART will.

Funny thing is that some comments say that their refurbished HDDs came with zeroed SMART, e.g. refurbisher erased info about HDDs previous failures.
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>>6752378
>>6752604
Ok, thanks. I was looking at a non-refurb first, and I could have afforded it, but I was being stingy with my money. I don't really have any income at the moment, so the Seagate was outside my price range for the same storage space, and I wanted an external case so I could access some of the other HDDs I have lying around doing nothing.
Hopefully I luck out and don't get a shit one.
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i'm gonna let my friends down soon when i let them know there is absolutely 0% chance that i can afford the apartment we were planning on getting. maybe the rent but not the deposits

i feel like a shitter for stringing them along for so long
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>>6753812
How badly you won't be able to afford it? Maybe you can figure something out, like do all the chores for them and they'll cover it for you
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>>6753812
>>6753911
Suck their dicks for rent
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>>6753911
the rent is fine. i can afford rent. the university is willing to disburse parts my financial aid to use for rent money.

i do not have enough money to pay for the security deposits which are first/last rent and is going to be somewhere over a grand, total, to pay in one lump sum. has to be all at the same time or they won't give us the apt.

my friends are cool and are willing to accommodate (i have a part time job that will cover rent not covered by the school/some of utilities) but i can't sign the lease because i cannot find that $$$ on short notice unless i rob a bank
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>>6752146
love it!
no requests right now but I'll think of some
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>>6750095
I really like this. Good job.
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This morning my family called me fucked in the head and I basically spazed out and ran off. Now I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.
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I need more Kyle/Douglas stuff.

>>6754376
>my family called me fucked in the head and I basically spazed out and ran off.

Sounds like they were right.
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>>6754442
Yeah I know they're right. That's why I got offended by it. They do it all the time and constantly say I'm going to end up in a mental house but refuse to lend me money so I can go see a shrink and get help.
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>>6754469
They're doing the right thing. You're a fuck up and giving you money while you're acting retarded is a bad idea. A shrink won't magically make you stop being such a fuck up. You can work on improving yourself without pissing away money on a shrink that will just take your money and throw shitty pills at you.
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>>6754649
The vast majority of my problems are always escalated by my family. They refuse to negotiate any issues we have and for the last 18 years of my life I've been called a cunt, an asshole, a psycho and so on everyday.

I'm not an idiot and I know it's because they reached the breaking point after years of me being little ass. They've stopped trying to hide it and when ever I talk about moving out they get upset. They refuse to even help me leave the house while they're paying for my brothers university and gave him a car.

Clearly we can't live near each other anymore but they won't even let me talk to them about me leaving. I know it's my fault and all I want to do is move on.
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>>6754728
>They refuse to negotiate any issues we have

You're the one who spazzed out and ran away when they said something you didn't like.

Why should they pay for you to just live in your own place?
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>>6754836
Clearly we aren't going to reach any sort of ending that will enlighten either of us or create an interesting discussion. So I might as well drop it.
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>>6754870
And now you're spazzing out and running away again. Do you see what the problem is here?
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>>6754980
I know I have a problem. I know I'm doing it again. It's what I do.

I've always done shit like this and I can't see a magical transformation happening anytime soon.
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>>6755053
>I've always done shit like this and I can't see a magical transformation happening anytime soon.

Because you keep running away like a pussy instead of trying to fix it. You keep expecting your parents or a shrink to just do the shit for you.
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>>6755338
Yeah pretty much. I'm not a strong willed person and I can't stay and argue something in person. I try sometimes but it never ends well.

Honestly though what you're saying is helping me take another look at it and I will try to stop being so much of a pussy. Thank you.
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i scream at own ass
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>>6755417
>I'm not a strong willed person

True

>I can't stay and argue something in person.

False, you can, but you keep choosing to leave

>I try sometimes but it never ends well.

Because you choose for it to end that way. Instead of avoiding it suffer through it and fucking try even though it feels shitty. You need to make the choice to do the shit you don't want to do because you still need to fucking do it.
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>>6755563
This actually did help and I'm going to try to talk this out with them again. Thanks anon.
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What's peoples favorite things to do when it's raining?

I normally just sit in my room on my laptop with music but after the last week of doing it I'm getting bored.
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I'm literally retarded
why did I install grindr I have nothing to offer these people but insecurity

I'd delete my account but I'm making small talk and I'm trying to be polite and wait til they lose interest

I sent 2 strangers my face pic holy shit I am actually a retard
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also 1 blocked me immediately after I sent it lol
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>>6757202
How attractive are you? I imagine that was a kick in the confidence.
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>this thread
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>>6757238
I look like I'm 16 still despite being 20 and I have a resting bitch face. I'm also not white which is a turn off for some BUT I put my race in the profile so it's not like I tricked him into thinking I was actually Elias ronnenfelt or something

I wasn't too offended or upset but i definitely got the vibe my mug didn't fit in between all the actually attractive people and body pics
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>>6757307
Ah well, at least your trying to find someone and not just stewing in despair. I guess all you can do is keep trying because you may very well meet someone nice on there.
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>>6757333
>and not stewing in despair
y-yeah haha
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>>6757364
The trick is to act like you're not. I hope it works anyway.
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>>6757372
I'm usually good at hiding it. days like today reinforce why I do it. I don't know what I want so I shouldn't be wasting other guys time anyway.

I'll be fine tomorrow.
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>>6757413
Half of those blokes are most likely in the same kind of place you are. That's why they're also on Grindr.

And trust me you shouldn't think you're wasting other guys time because some people just need anyone who'll spend time with them. Even if it doesn't work out any relationship's a good one.
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How do I convince my dumbass friend to stop believing in paranormal stuff?
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>>6757250
I got you
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>>6757672
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>>6757702
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>>6757805
Characters fall down in this comic a lot. Are they drunk all the time?
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>>6758170
Yes, or crossfaded.
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>it's a "artist has depression" episode

I hate reruns; maybe you wouldn't be so depressed if you put your time into forming an actual skill.
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Haha get back to page one.
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>>6758756
What does this even mean?
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>>6760194
He thinks depressed artists are annoying since they're so common and doesn't think being able to draw pictures of giant titied futa women taking a horsecock up their ass is a valuable skill.
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I'm going to a prom in 2 hours

This is going to end pretty badly
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>>6760380
Godspeed, anon
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>>6760380
Are you still in high school?
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>>6760380
UNDERAGEFAG DETECTED
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haha guys look at me im so depressed ;)))))
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>>6760380
>going to prom
>not going over to a bros house and playing video games all night
What are you doing with your life?
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>>6762953
he could be 18 and a senior
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gonna hang out with a friend tomorrow and this is. the first time hangin out with them, they invited me to this light show thing with their parents and lowkey dont. want to just fucking mess everything up
theyre. autistic and im (pretty sure) i am too
anyways, still wanna die
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>>6762991
oh yeah
well I'm more depressed than you
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>getting replaced at my job by some jap
>going to flunk out of college
>everyone hates me
god i hope i grow some balls and kill myself soon
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>>6767200
probably shouldnt do that pal.
sorry things are doin too hot, though
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i like badger
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>>6767315
good post
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Well I just came back
Downed a bottle of vodka and feeling the buzz, but it was just enough to ease my anxiety

>>6761495
Yuropoor middle school

>>6762953
I'm 19

>>6764959
>Implying I have any IRL friends that don't hate my guts
>Implying I wasn't forced by my mom to attend

Oh yeah, just AMA anything until I pass out since it's almost 3 AM now
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>>6767422
what's your favorite thing to do?
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>>6767589
you know what, actually thinking about it I don't have a favorite thing to do, but just things to do to pass the time

roleplaying in WoW probably
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>>6767651
well hey, it's something to do. maybe go for some walks sometimes, go to a coffee shop or something in the mornings.
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>>6767651
Go find a hobby anon, get out more.
Who knows what you will stumble across.
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>>6767667
like dont get me wrong i dont really have a favorite thing to do or really any major friends but. i kinda just. met a really good friend and i want to. be better friends with them and thats kinda my driving factor currently? ? if you get me. good will happen to you eventually, but not if you just sit idle. ive not hung out with anyone for years and im super nervous about hanging out with them n their parents but im gonna try it, at least.
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>>6767667
Can't really do anything in the morning other than go to school, since I have to wake up at 5:30 AM and when I get home at 5 PM I instantly go dead

>>6767688
I tried Ingress and geocaching as a way to get out more, lasted about a week.
I attempted to find a hobby but I lack any willpower. I used to do 3D stuff but I lack the willpower to do anything and I did phone repairs but I got put off from it because nobody wanted to buy refurbished phones and lost a lot of money. actually lost a friend because of that (He wanted to buy a cheap refurb Blackberry so I got one and fixed it, he told me to hold it for him for a month since he's waiting for a paycheck and after that he's completely ignoring my messages). Basically all the hobbies I try, I either lost interest or willpower to do them or it just bites me in the ass.


>>6767756
I used to go to these brony (Hey I just knew people from there who are also furries) meetups but I stopped going to them because of my ex
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>>6767793
just try. and find that driving factor, friend.
also when you snooze out eventually, its the weekend so i hope you sleep well
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>>6767793
Just don't stay idle, gotta keep moving otherwise it will all go to ruin.
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>just had the best fap of my life
>came so hard that it managed to get into my hair
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I feel i should leave it here

https://youtu.be/OBrwwZbDrTg
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Well I now live in a house with 4 other people and we've all lost our jobs. I have $10 to my name and half a pack of smokes.

Is there a way to kill myself painlessly (I'm a pussy) for $10?
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>>6767832
>>6767859
I think the reason why I lack the driving factor and why I just stay idle is because the constant bullshit I have to deal with. For example I need to spend 6 hours trying to fix some bullshit because it broke in a way that it was never supposed to and it's totally unique
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>>6768160
its ok to not have that driving factor, but not having it just means you dont really have some kinda plan to actually do stuff. just, whenever you have free time even if its like, 20 minutes or even less, make an effort to do something that might lead to something else. that isnt saying you should just try and go all out, just dont overwork yourself, ok friend?
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stop liking possums
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>>6757192
Thanks anon, I pretty much just overcame anxiety over this sort of petty shit and I was about to create account .

Hahaha only death can truly save us
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>>6757192
>I sent 2 strangers my face pic holy shit I am actually a retard
That's pretty brave, anon
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>>6768432
Stop disliking things I like.
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>>6767315
but does badger like sandwich
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>>6767919
I have a problem with doing that actually. Sometimes it ends up behind me and it is always just a mess to clean up.
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>>6767977
Can you sell or pawn any of your possessions? If no and you really have your heart set on this pic related is pretty cheap (make sure its a slug), so is rope, and a bridge is free.
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>>6768904
i am 80% sure i sat a row behind one of them today at the movie theater
i don't think he noticed me
i want to die
fuck college towns there's way too much "small world" shit that happens.
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it my bday and im chainsmokin and aint go fuckin anywhere cause fuckin snow n shit but atleast i got crunk ass memes and depressed animals
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/r/ a cigarette smoking clem
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abysmal wannabe drawfag here

current status: no progress from >>6750981

still procrastinating and feeling mopey, but currently trying to work on kyle and finish this damn thing off

current listenangs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR1r4IlIadU
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>>6772632
you're never gonna improve with that attitude
if you wanna draw good, you gotta draw non-stop - no procrastinating
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>>6774110
you're right, it's the gravest most mortal foible of mine and i do not think i am a well balanced individual because of it

too much sloth

i gotta get more envy in my life and fukkin strive that way
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>>6772632
Failing is part of learning. It sucks, but that's how it works.

t. a failed drawfag
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>>6774190
nah i'm mopey about dumb gay shit, not my art

i fully accept and am okay with how shit am at art

any improvement i manage to make is simply a bonus to me
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>>6767977
Just walk away. You've got nothing to lose, and any risk you take will be less deadly than suicide.
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Back from a week of no internet.
What did I miss?
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I feel like going drunk nonstop for few days or weeks, fuck i need a fellow suicidal drinking buddy
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you've been visited by smol clem
say "ha hate self" to be cool
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>>6772101
happy birthday senpai
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>>6775429
ha hate self
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>>6775429
ha hate self
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ha hate self
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>>6748529
sauce
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h a á Ž á Ž h a t e á Ž á Ž s e l f
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>>6775429
ha hate self
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>>6777951
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/post/112362224435
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>>6774785
Wait, already? I thought someone was talking about it only a couple of days ago
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>stealth bumping in 2016
I shiggy diggy.
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>>6775429
ha hate self
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>>6785911
Can anyone expand on this? If it's really bad for them, why is it so satisfying?
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So my sister came back home from UK for Christmas
She's here not even a full day and I can't wait for her to leave already

>First thing she does is come to my room and start complaining and bitching how it looks
Mind you I turned my room into a home computer lab with multiple servers
>Then she starts bitching about that I smoke
My mom smokes every single day what the fuck is her problem
>Starts bitching about the state of the house and why it isn't fixed
You fucking cunt, we can't afford to fix anything because of your tuition fees and your rent in the UK
>Pretty much super hostile to me since she came home
>Mom constantly forcing me to be nice to her and be her slave because she just returned home
>She's trying to lecture me how to make fucking oatmeal because apparently I'm doing it wrong
>Currently can hear her from the other room bitching about my habits

Urge to murder her rising
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>>6786290
Have you tried telling her to fuck off? Or is your mother the type that gets really pissed really easily and would kick you out for not sucking your sisters clit at every opportunity?
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>>6785911
post the rest please
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>>6785988
It's just a widespread belief that cracking your bones is bad. I don't think there's a medical consensus on it.
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>>6787379
There's no rest, there's no rest from this life

But no seriously, that was one page ep.
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>>6788448
o ok
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>>6780793
Time flies I guess.
How's drawfag doing?
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hey
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>>6789158
it's me
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>>6789158
same autism anon, i hung out with my friend last night and it was really nice to get out of my house with some. shitty parents. my friend is great
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>>6767919
What did you fap to? I need to research this.

Research gives my life meaning.

"research"...
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>>6787793
Okay thanks.
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>>6767919
how long was it for
if it was less than half an hour then you're a fucking scrub
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anyone's birthday any time soon? if so i hope you have a nice time doin whatever you do. birthdays dont have to be good or bad things, youre growing up, but its more of a prerogative to do something, whether you like birthdays or not
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>>6789568
does 6 months and a half count as soon
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>>6789568
My birthday is actually fairly soon, in a couple of days (gee I only noticed that it's only in a couple of days after checking the calendar)

Thanks, I guess?
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>>6772497
I have wanted to do it yesterday, but blame it on Division's free weekend
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I want to bully Clem
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>>6789568
does almost a year count as soon
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>>6789579
yeah, sure! i just hope you guys have a nice time doin whatever you do.
>>6789580
youre welcome, i guess?
>>6789699
sure man
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Hateful bump
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>>6789717
Have a nice birthday yourself, birthday wisher guy.
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>>6787068
Yes and yes
To be honest, I don't even care if she kicks me out or not, since I've actually considered doing something super illegal that would put me behind the bars if it meant that I'd be able to escape from all of this

Time to go from quiet nice person to an arrogant hostile little shit because enough is enough
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>>6757462
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>6791459
Godspeed anon.
Just don't do anything you'l regret.
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>>6791420
thanks, mine was back in october so
theyve been. pretty just. not very good recently
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>>6791742
Same thing here, birthdays are days where the family gets back together some, but other then that they hold no special feeling for me.
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Hello?
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>>6791861
on the bright side, i found out one of my newest (and closest? ? ?) friends' birthday is the day after mine so . yeah
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>>6792043
hey
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>>6792044
Oh that's quite fun.
Nice dubs by the way.
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die
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>>6792043
Yo
>>
I have maybe a dozen or so of old $5 earbuds I should throw out but I'm stuck in the mentality of keeping things as long as they're repairable
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Well for Christmas I'm stuck with the 4 most hated members of my family with no smokes, no alcohol and no internet. What a time to feel merry.
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>>6796584
>no internet
How?
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>>6797064
I'm stuck at their house and the company still hasn't hooked up the internet. It's a new house.
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>>6797079
I think anon was asking how you were on the internet when you have no internet.
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>>6797111
Oh. I'm not there yet. I go on Friday.
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I got birthday's month later, but on the same days as my best friend, I bet he still won't remember about mine anyway.
Damn it, I don't event celebrate or care about my birthday, but this just kinda fucks me up.
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Less trash cats
More trash pandas
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>>6800944
How about both
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I'm 110% sure my life will end in suicide, even if not a a defined point in the foreseeable future, but more and more I feel like a few murders will occur first
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>>6751853
That's a cool website, thanks anon
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>>6802328
^
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it's going to happen, and everyone will ask why, and no one will realize they already had a ton of answers
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>>6789601
I think this is probably impossible.
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>>6802328
honestly other ways of dying sound kind of bad. I don't want to spend years as a cripple suffering from dementia and some agonizingly painful form of cancer in my old age.
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>>6789564
sometimes I edge for over an hour and sometimes less then 10 minutes
it really depends on the scenario
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>>6788899
status report (were you looking for me???)

i have no clue how to make the area around his waist and pelvic area not shit

i'm fucked
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>>6744110
whats the name of this comic
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>>6804508
dumb meme poster
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>>6804549
sorry. please tell name of comic
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>>6804552
no
stop posting the dumb white sad face meme man
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>>6804568
only if you tell me the name of the comic
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>>6804574
different anon here

draw an opossum and your wish is granted
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>>6804596
why must i do that?
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>>6804606
think of it as a simple exchange of favors

i don't expect much effort on your end, as it takes no effort for me to recall the name of the comic
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>>6804606
To get your wish granted, dumbass.
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>>6804596
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>>6804639
bird up

"habits" by lauren monger

a majority of it can be found at terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com
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>>6804596
>>6804648
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>>6744110
The possum is way better
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>>6744110
If you had endless wealth or money wasn't an issue in your life or the world, what would you do with yourself?

How would you improve your life or the world? Is there a dream job you'd work without worrying about low salary?
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>>6805379
Buy all the scientists in the world and make them invent something that would make me never die of old age. Also make them eradicate spiders, fuck spiders.
When that's done, pay then well and build a mansion on an island away from the coast, but close enough to connect pipes to it. Also build wind turbines there.
Then I would just buy myself all the good shit, occasionally send money to those that I like that need it.
>>
>>6805379

live like I do now I suppose; maybe without having to worry about making a living wage I could focus on my art. That seems unlikely though.
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>>6805379
I'd fix my ribcage and then I don't know what.
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>>6805379
I'd probably buy a cozy house and curl up and die in it
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>>6806078
id feed and take care of u while u die
no need in being alone when u die friend
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>>6805379
I'd care even less about life and go full neet then fill my house with gunpla/mecha figures before dying under the weight of them when they fall over.
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>>6786290
>>6791459
Update: I reached my breaking point and suplexed my sister across the coffee table a few minutes ago

>Grab cereals and milk because hungry
>Sister starts screaming at me that I don't deserve to eat and that I should buy my own food (I'm still a student with no job and I can't even get one due of school) yatta yatta...
>I just respond that she doesn't deserve my laptop power cord that she's using and go take it
>She flips out and starts throwing punches
>I just grab her and flip her across the table right into the xmas tree
>Quietly return to my room
>Now she's crying and saying that I gave her concussion
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>>6807922
Nice
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>>6807922
Now fuck her.
Holiday raep time
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>>6807922
what a lad
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>>6807922
Fucking perfect dude. Merry Christmas. Your sister sounds like an entitled brat.
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>>6807922
>cereals
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>6807922

did you do an autistic screech too?
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>>6808027
Yes
This is my fetish
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>>6809725
>he's into humans
ew
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>>6804484
You can do it drawanon.
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>>6805379
Most likely buy a shitty house and just drink and get high with friends until I die.
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>>6807922
When I was younger I was into the whole "Never hit a woman" but nowadays I realise they deserve the same treatment as men when they're assholes.

Good job anon. I'm proud.
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>>6810161
I still believe that, but there's a line.
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>>6810208
I kinda gave up on it after hanging out with some of my friends girlfriends. They were all pretty fucking tough and I saw them drop a couple of guys.

Just because they're most likely not as strong doesn't mean they can't take someone out.
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die
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Is anyone here good at buying christmas presents? I need to get my Mum something and I don't really know what she does or anything.

I've got about $15 to spend because I had to pay a friend for a bet.
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Oh man I wish practicing video games and hurting myself as bad as possible made me better kill me god
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>Scientists will eventually develop the ultimate way to kill yourself
Anyone else excited for the future?
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>>6744110
haha spent my whole day ignoring my family and trying out an MMO update

Possibly one of the biggest disappointments in it in years. I'm debating quitting but then it's one less thing to distract me from my lack of job prospects and hatred of most people I meet.
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>>6817096
The MMO doesn't give a shit about you unless you give it money. Why would you focus on that over your family?

Unlike the rest of society, your family is predisposed to at least tolerate your presence, you can't give up that opportunity.
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>>6813474
I got my mother a pink toolset one year because my sister keeps loosing all her shit.
I'm not sure what all you can get for fifteen bucks, but maybe you could get her a comfy blanket or sweater, or a mug with worlds best mom on it?

You could always consider just asking her for shit she needs or is interested in.
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>>6813474
Just ask her for suggestions.
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So what does Clem enjoy drinking? I imagine some malt liquor like Mickey's, strong as hell but not awful tasting and cheap.
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im depressed as shit i failed myself. I cant sotp thinking about fucking horribly shit about myself i cant stop thinking period unless I play video games fucking nothing else stops my mind from thinking about too much shit and video games are killing me. Why practice a shit ton if i barely improve. How badly do i have to hurt myself god? if practicing isnt enough what is? Should I start stabbing myself too?
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>>6817666
Video games aren't improvement, Satan. They are a distraction without benefit.

However, don't stress yourself. You need to refocus your energy into a routine, and keep it up. Exercise It doesn't have to be a killer workout routine, but it needs to be something regular.
>>
I can't stop hitting my balls when I jack off help
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>>6818302
That's normal ballbusting, this thread is for people with real emotional & developmental problems :P
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>>6818334

o ok thx
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>>6813474
If you can, always buy things at a wholesale.
Women love clothes. Buy her a gay-ass coat or something.
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>>6818302
me too, i'm always worried i'll cause damage even though i don't smack them very hard
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>>6818302
>not just jacking the shaft without lube
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wannabe drawfag here

what a fucking ride this thing has been

if i made the characters look good enough (doubt) then all that's left is the background hopefully
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>>6819307
request complete unless visual error is too severe(it always will be)

final listanen upon completion of piece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
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>>6819421
also here's the ref
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