Hamburger games thread
>>6712351
This is the best thread I could've ever asked for.
>>6712324 (Gohan?)
...
>The hero's eyes widen as a sudden realisation strikes him; "That's not what my boss was talking about. What do I do?"
...Um... Excuse me, sir, but what's with the sudden firework show? It's not legal to cause so much damage, from what I can tell.
>>6712351
Thank you for the service.
Today is a great day to relax by the seaside. Though be wary of the wildlife lurking in the ocean.
>>6712351
>wow, really funny Garfielf.
>>6712395
Wait, no, I think that was just some guy they were talking to.
I suddenly feel really dumb. The guy that came outta that space pod thing.
>>6712323 (Ashley)
Honestly I'm just messing around, your insults about my voice don't make any sense, especially since you keep talking with me.
>>6712337 (Miku)
I already have enough for the rest of the year and then some.. I'm just really looking forward to the Christmas gathering we always have.
>>6712343 (Baki)
I-I meant the room service would spit in our food..!
But I led you to a fight though.. I thought you could beat that machine.
>>6712409
This thing sure is giving off some sparks.. Hope it doesn't cause a fire.
>>6712409
Hahah, wheeeee!
There is a fair amount of scurrying about tonight. Perhaps that man is regretting his earlier actions?
>>6712409
Like I'd really care, more scrap metal for little ole' me~
>She stuffs the scraps well wrapped around her hands and scurries off into the distance to her avail.
>>6712432
I want to pull on that red head's drills
>>6712372 (Farmer (w/ Shotgun))
>Slowly, he stands up, before floating up, and out of the crater, landing in front of the farmer.
>>6712325
>As someone stands out, Gohan immediately comes to their attention, a confused scowlcoming to his face.
>>6712339
Nothing that still stands, Earthling.
>>6712395
>The man merges from his pod, and just smirks at Alfred.
Oh, don't mind me, I just got here.
>>6712445
Ha, look at this monkey!
>>6712439
That was easy. Even if I'm out of breath, it's still somewhat scary to know that there were so many chasing me...
>You gasps for air as she sits on the ground
...but at least I'm safe for now. A bit of rest and then I'll let the show go on!
A fitting end for him I'd say. The end draws ever closer.
>>6712445
Your home is destroyed? I am sorry to hear such news, but I am no 'Earthling'.
>>6712432
There'd be blood, smeared all over the gorgeous walls. There's plenty of things in life you can't beat Kaito, sometimes your worst enemy is yourself and I've proved that quite a few times. Plus I was in no shape to fight your brethren empty handed.
>>6712432
As long as I don't get stuck cleaning the place up afterward.
>>6712473
>Smolgore looks up with bleary eyes and smacks his lips
Muh...five more minutes...
>He lies back down and immediately falls back asleep.
>>6712371
>>6712445
>After a few seconds of absentminded confusion, Gohan recognizes the intruder.
Aren't you supposed to be dead? I mean, no one used the Dragon Balls on you...
>>6712395
What? What fireworks?
>>6712445
I mean...
>He takes a small look around, doing a few calculations to see how much the damage will cost. A rough estimate is probably "A lot", from what he can tell.
You DID just get here, but I think you may have just caused a lot of damage. Is that legal nowadays or something?
Kimonos prove to be unsuitable equipment for cold environments, though I believe that that man can survive due to his bulk.
>>6712473
This was kind of expected. I should've taken a longer rest after losing those two.
I might be able to keep myself stable, but this might just cost me my ankle if I keep on going like this.
>she lies down on the floor to rest and recover her energy
At least this canyon's beautiful and the view is more than just great.
>>6712445
>The farmer is trembling in fear, and staggers two steps back to allow him some distance.
>>6712499
Whoops! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I thought that the other guy was you. It was just a misunderstanding.
No fireworks here, from what I can tell. Good!
>>6712432
Whatever I'm done talking with you anyways.
>>6712502
Oh, man, that's awesome! I'm gonna ask Alphy'ta build me one of those!
Such an embarrassing way to go... Hm, that fellow is craftier than he seems.
>>6712455
>He knees the anon in the stomach.
>>6712473
HAH! The fool got his payment in the end.
Oh, I'm sorry, do you prefer "Human"? It's all the same in the end.
>>6712499
...That's it, isn't it? You're Kakarot's boy, aren't you! Haha, you've grown!
>>6712501
>Raditz rolls his shoulder, stretching himself a bit as he walks up the crater towards Alfred.
Blame the designers not the users. NOW. You.
>The tall man points straight at him as he approaches.
>>6712513
>Raditz smilles at the farmer.
Now, did you learn your lesson, or are we going to have to go over this again?
>>6712439
Even if there wasn't a light we could start a fire...
>>6712442
You mean.. Teto's? She'd probably hit you over the head with a baguette.
>>6712473
Guys! Don't sleep they day away!
>>6712483
J-just because it's a machine doesn't mean it's family! I only really consider people made from the same company as family, there are exceptions though..
Though I guess it wasn't an ideal fighting space.
>>6712492
You're saying that as if I'm not going to get stuck with that job. I can already tell what's going to happ-...
Actually I don't want to think about how drunk Meiko and Haku are going to get..
>>6712521
Hmph.. Fine, have a goodnight.
>>6712526
It's probably not best to get too greedy..
>>6712533
Double Sunday!
>>6712526
>You takes a few looks around the place before sitting on a broken robot
I didn't know there was an abandoned factory around here, it's quite the sight! Not as big as Tokyo or as beautiful as the ocean, but it's got serenity.
Maybe I should explore and see if I can make a post-apocalyptic outfit out of these scraps, that'll surely impress people when I appear on-stage with it!
>>6712539
A baguette? Doesn't sound too bad.
>>6712526
This beats the heat back at home, all these treasures guarantee Merrygate a brand new upgrade. SWEEEET I can't wait!
Though I suppose he wasn't crafty enough to escape his fate.
>>6712533
"Human" is... preferable. It relieves me to hear that the individual responsible is no more.
>>6712520
>He gives a cheery grin.
Oh, that's fine. No harm in a misunderstanding, right?
>>6712533
Huh. I didn't think you'd even recongize me after all these years. But first things first, there's something I need to do.
>He raises his arm...
>And gives Raditz a friendly slap on the back.
How've you been? It's been ages since I last saw you, Uncle!
>>6712539
We'd just end up breaking things anyway, and we can draw on Meiko and Haku's face while they're passed out.
>>6712502
At my signal, brothers! Make them believe the gods have sent the worst of blizzards to this land!
>>6712526
Eh? What do you mean be careful with the snake pit? Oh...his sacrifice will not be forgotten!
>>6712543
SATURDAY CRUSH!
>I'm glad I'm not the only nigga hear who played budokai.
>>6712533
GE-GEEERT OUT OF MY PROPPERRTY!
>He pumps his shotgun.
>>6712533
I don't know who the designers are, though-- Me?
>Alfred looks to his sides and behind him, before pointing at himself with a dumb look on his face.
You're talkin' to me? What did I do this time, man?>>6712557
No harm in misunderstanding, but I still feel dumb about it all. Nothing new there, right?
>The hero laughs, placing his hands on his hips.
I think I'm getting old, honestly! It's my fault, really.
Time to dine once again.
I know not what that woman has done to gain the ire of so many people, but perhaps it's deserved. Those not involved in that event choose to arm themselves instead.
>>6712554
Score! More for us two!
>>6712554
...So be it! Let the King of Conquerors die as the first and last victim of this strap, spread the word about these two tricksters!
>>6712539
Anything's an ideal fighting space Kaito, I've fought in the jungles of Laos before... don't ask. Look at the bright side Kaito! A microphone is practically your brother...so to speak, I think.
Did the food make everyone more charitable? Regardless, death will find it's way to one on this day.
>>6712574
I-I really shouldn't have used that suit made out of scrap to scare people...
>she slowly bleeds out due to her wounds
...at least the suit was definitely impressing that masked guy. Even if it was impressing him in the wrong way.
>>6712590
Alexander x Nagato
>"NO HUNGER GAMES HOST/AVATAR BECOMES A LEGEND ON THEIR OWN. EVERY AVATAR ONE DAY MAKES THEIR FINAL POST, EVERY HOST ONE DAY HOSTS THEIR FINAL GAME. AND IF WHAT THAT HOST/AVATAR DID IN THEIR HUNGER GAMES LIFE MAKES THE PASSION PULSE THROUGH THE BODY OF OTHERS, AND MAKES THEM LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES DEEPER THAN SOMETHING LARGER THAN LIFE, THEN THE HOST/AVATAR'S ESSENCE, THEIR SPIRIT, WILL BE IMMORTALIZED BY THE TRIBUTES, BY THE LOYALTY, BY THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO HONOR THEM AND MAKE THE HOSTING/ROLEPLAYING THE HOST/AVATAR DID, LAST FOREVER."
WE ARE THE HUNGER GAMES AVATARS.
>>6712543
Dynamite Monday.
>>6712554
I'll humor you just this once, but don't think you're special, understand?
No thanks to your puny kind, of course.
>>6712572
I've heard a lot of things, my boy.
>He tenses up, before grinning broadly, and laughing.
Just like that? It wasn't too long ago I was carrying you around by the-...YOUR TAIL! Not you, too!
>>6712572
>He only stands there, grinning. And then he takes a step forward.
>>6712573
Yes, you.
>Raditz pokes him in the chest.
There's something I want, and if you know what's good for you, you'll get it.
>>6712602
Don't worry, I gotcha!
>>6712574
>Flames began appear all around her body, as she lifts one finger into the air and points it at the target.
Flame Arrow!
>Flames erupts from her finger tips, and it hits the target.
>>6712602
Ah, thanks for the save!
>>6712550
A stale one.
>>6712554
These.. Ah.. Don't blame yourselves for my death alright..? It's been fun..
>>6712558
I hope nothing important this year though.. But I think I'll pass on the drawing on their faces, I mean their faces are too cute to ruin.. Plus I'm still a man dammit! Onii-san only has so much resistance..
>He makes a dramatic pose as if he's breaking down.
>>6712600
N-no, that's more like a forefather or something..!
But if you say not to, then I'll refrain fir asking I suppose.
>>6712613
*"Also you're automatically a second class citizen if your avatar isn't on this picture so get used to it, scum. Oh, and open criticism and discussion of board policies isn't allowed so keep it to yourself."
That girl and her monstrous cohorts take the time to relax some more. Though it seems one man has had enough of the peace.
>>6712620
My kind? You must be mistaken, I am sure that no one from Ephinea has ever heard of your planet.
>>6712620
Oh, so it's one of these situations. Alright, I'll listen yo what you need only because I have a feeling I'll get into a fight otherwise.
>He crosses his arms and tries to look tough to regain confidence.
What do you need the hero to do, dude? What's the problem?
>>6712572
>>6712543
>Budokai is the shit. Too bad they changed all the music for the ps3 remakes because copyright.
>Namek theme is the best.
>>6712573
Don't beat yourself up. I've made my own fair share of mistakes.
>Memories of DOOOOOOODGE intensify
>He shakes his head a little.
So, what's your name?
>>6712620
>He looks behind himself before shrugging.
I don't remember exactly what happened, but Mr. Piccolo I hear is the one who cut mine off. Better safe than sorry, I suppose. How'd you even get back here?
>>6712629
You sure? You'd be missing out on the best part especially when they wake up and see themselves.
>>6712629
Not to.
Moving on to the eighth day, the local authorities take that girl in for questioning while a beast is exterminated.
>>6712629
Still doesn't sound too bad
donuts are great
>>6712610
I want Nagato to become my soldier, not my bride! I've had more than enough with women in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_nJ4Dlr3OI
THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH ME UNDER THE BRIDGE.
FOR BEING MY SOS BRIGADE,
FOR BEING MY EVANGELION,
FOR BEING MY FRIENDS,
FOR BEING MY GUESTS,
FOR BEING MY TEACHERS/STUDENTS,
AND THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN MY MAGIC!
Our winner seems clear tonight... But anything can happen, as you all know well.
>>6712662
Hey, why's that thing comin' closer...?
Hm, for once, the outcome is perfectly predictable.
Crap we missed the games
>>6712684
Because it was meant to kill you! But you already know that.
>
C'mere King of Monsters!
Congratulations to you.
>>6712652
>Fucking challengers theme was the shit.
>It fits well with the muscle towers stage in B2. That sucks, I'm glad my original copies still work.
>>6712620
DON'T YOU COME ANY CLOSER, I'LL SHOOT THIS THING!
>>6712653
Ah.. I suppose I'll get a little drunk as well and draw on their faces anyway..
>>6712658
H-huh..? I'm confused now..
>>6712668
Well, I just assume she'd do that, don't pull on her hair though, she works hard on it.
>>6712706
Congratulations and thanks for hosting
>>6712649
>He leans in closely.
It's been a long trip, and I'm hungry. Got it?
>>6712652
The nerve of them all! The only good to come out of that is putting the Prince in his place!
>Idly, he reaches up, and turns on his scouter.
Do you really think I'd tell you the truth?
>>6712638
Well, that's the POINT, now isn't it?
>>6712677
Never before have I felt so irritated.
>>6712706
Congratulations, but don't think it'll happen again!
And I suppose I should be thanking you for this, shouldn't I?
>>6712712
We've been over this once before, Earthling.
>He takes another step.
And here are the results.
That will be all from me for now.
>>6712701
A sad thing indeed.
>>6712652
But what's a hero if they make too many mistakes? Oh, well. The past is in the past, and I'll try not to do it again in the future!
>He grins, pointing at himself and laughing quietly.
Alfred. The U.S.A., if you wanna call me that. I'm the hero, if you couldn't tell! I've just gotta ask back - what's your name, man?
>>6712706
That guy knows something I doesn't. Congrats to him, and good on you for hosting!
>>6712701
When will you fuck off already?
>>6712721
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6712716
See, that's the spirit!
>>6712721
Congrats to our winner! Thanks for hosting!
>>6712716
Ah shit Kaito, did I, did I blow a fuse? Are you okay?
>>6712706
Congrats!
>>6712721
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6712704
Hey, it's you! Alexander...right?!
>>6712720
You want food? Why didn't you say so? You're lucky I'm from America, or else we wouldn't have anything to eat!
>He sticks his hands in his pockets, seemingly searching around for something.
Anything in particular you want? It's like magic, but not really.
>>6712717
>>6712722
>>6712729
>>6712730
>>6712735
And my thanks to you all for participating.
>>6712720
Hm... What are you?
>>6712721
Oh well always next time
>>6712706
Yeah, congratulations for killing my little sister you sicko.
Thanks for hosting though!
>>6712730
Plus maybe Meiko will break character and be nice? She might even get me a gift..!
>>6712731
I'm the one who should be asking you that..
Are you alright there, Baki?
>>6712721
Thanks for the show! Yousoro! I should've been a bit more aware of what to wear though...
>she salutes the host before walking off
...and I probably shouldn't have exhausted myself so much.
>>6712635
Whoa, I wasn't expecting this much butthurt in one post.
>>6712720
GRAAAAAAAAAGGGH!!!
>He loads a round on to the Saiyan.
>>6712721
There it is, another fresh champion comes out!
And thanks for your service, amphitryon of hunger games!
>>6712735
The one an only! To know you still remember my name greatly pleases me, Asgore!
>>6712682
Calm down, Rinoa.
>>6712712
>I still have my Budokai 1 copy. I spent a couple weeks trying to unlock Saiyaman.
>>6712720
I don't know...maybe? Familial bonding and all that?
>He glances at the scouter.
You still need one of those?
>>6712722
Gohan. Nice to meet you.
>He puts out his hand for a handshake.
>>6712762
Hahah, thanks! You too!
>>6712755
Your signature is cute, (You)
>>6712753
Probably not, I've been fighting my whole life. So rest assured I have some form of traumatic brain injury, but knowing my durability... I'm A-Okay.
>>6712770
Likewise, Gohan! The hero's honoured to meet someone new!
>He returns the handshake with a strong grip. Despite his relatively nerdish appearance, he's stronger than he looks. He calls himself the hero for a reason.
>>6712753
Here's hoping it doesn't explode or anything
>>6712753
>>6712755
>>6712762
You all are welcome. Being a service to others is oddly rewarding.
>>6712788
You just jinxed it
>>6712777
I believe we need to settle things if you're to ride with me against all kinds of adversities, right? I've come to a conclusion a while ago.
>>6712781
Yousoro! Thank you for that. It's kind of my signature for everything.
>You comes around with a plate of her homemade curry, saluting the anon
I put that same signature on pretty much everything! It makes everything shine and puts a smile on people's faces.
>>6712784
Haha.. That doesn't put those worries to ease ya'know..
Have you gotten your head checked or anything?
>>6712788
Haha, the gift I had in mind definitely wouldn't explode.. At least it shouldn't.
>>6712744
I don't care! It's not as if anything YOU could give me could be worth tasting.
>>6712749
>Is that fuzzy thing around his waist a belt? It looks like it just twitched.
I am a mighty Saiyan warrior, the finest warrior race in all the galaxy!
>>6712759
>He immediately catches it, before showing the bullet off to the farmer.
>>6712770
My time in Otherworld wasn't kind to me, little nephew, unlike a certain brother of mine.
>He growls a little.
Sheer chance, my boy! Not two days ago I woke up in my old pod, I didn't even know the course! It's not like I was going to question it.
>>6712801
Nu-uh, I'm jinx proof
>>6712834
Wear some fireproof clothes just in case.
>>6712787
>Gohan, with an equally nerdish appearance, has strength to match the hero.
Same here! So you said you're...America, right? I've read things about America in my history books, but I've never been there myself.
>>6712836
Huh. I guess that is sheer chance! Though it does raise a couple of questions...I'll try and look into it.
>>6712836
A Saiyan, hm? Do all of your race possess tails such as yours?
>>6712860
D-don't worry about it, if it does explode I'll still be (mostly) intact.
>>6712860
You are only making this worse, your firepoof clothes will catch fire!
>>6712770
>Getting breakthrough was a bitch, forgot what I did to make the process lenient.
>>6712836
GAAAAH!
>Staggers back.
>>6712836
Well... You have me there. We don't have fancy things, but we do have fast food, and that's better than anything else!
>The hero throws the man a burger.
If you want anything else, just tell me, 'kay? I'm a generous man, too generous for my own good.
>>6712864
>Despite being surprised at the returned strength, he smiles, looking the man in the eyes.
Yep, I'm from the good 'ol U.S.A. The history books don't even come CLOSE to seeing the real thing. We've got skyscrapers, fast food joints... I could keep you here all day just describing it to you, man. It's crazy!
I want to fuck Miku
>>6712907
Can we stand on your shoulders?
>>6712911
We don't always get what we want.
>>6712834
>He shows you a cat-scan image of his brain.
The Hanma bloodline shows no signs of weaknesses! Ha!
Knew this picture would come in handy, do I look okay to you Kaito?
>>6712911
Don't you lay a greasy finger on her you faceless bastard.
>>6712891
Good thing we're pretty durable, what would your fans think if you appeared on stage all broken
>>6712892
Am not! I've never jinxed anyone!
>>6712911
>smacks with rolled up newspaper
>>6712927
...
I don't want to break my back, sorry. I may be strong, but I'm not THAT strong, y'know?
>>6712944
That brain looks pretty messed up.. What did your doctor say about it..?
>>6712960
H-hey, Crypton would fix me up if that happened..! I hope.
>>6712965
Awww come on be a bro
>>6712960
We're not talking about anyone, we are talking about you jinxing you
>>6712864
>Raditz firmly pats his nephew on the shoulder.
Hah! Never look a gift flea in the mouth. Even there, I was on the bottom of the totem pole, I couldn't care less how I got here!
>>6712900
>He flicks it back at him.
>>6712907
>You can't even see his arm move, the burger practically teleporting in to his hand. Wordlessly, he tears the wrapper off, and bites in to it.
>>6712883
>It uncurls, and he grins.
Perceptive. No TRUE Saiyan would ever be caught dead without one!
>>6712911
>>6712911
Same
>>6712982
No true Saiyan... Are there those who lack such a feature amongst you all?
>>6712970
They love ya too much to let that happen, you're not that much of a troublemaker anyways.
>>6712978
oh, well too late for that, I have pretty bad luck these days.
>>6712907
I'll have to see someday, but I'm set with Central City for now. It's a decently sized city.
>>6712982
Gift flea...? Nevermind. But still, I already have a couple theories about how this place works, so I'll just add it to the list.
>>6713013
Oh...uh...sorry? Chocolate bar?
>>6712970
I just wanted to make sure I was okay, better to be safe than sorry y'know. Didn't really hear back from his response, for all I know he must seem pretty indifferent about it.
>>6712991
>>6713005
Those with the disgrace to have it removed.
...Why am I humoring this!?
>>6713018
What, don't they have giant fleas on Earth?
>>6712978
I would be a bro if I could, but I had a bad day today, man. I don't know if I can do it, y'know?
>>6712982
>The hero watches in anticipation, wondering to see what the man will say about his food. He hopes that he doesn't spit it out; he could've eaten it instead...
>>6713018
I bet it's a decently-sized sict, but most American cities are that size. All you have to do is place a few restaurants here and there and that's America for ya! Ain't it just amazing?
>>6713049
>>6713053
Perhaps you're feeling sociable? Though I have to say that the talk of tail removal brings a most disgusting image to mind.
>>6713064
Oh uh...sorry....chocolates?
>>6713023
Thanks, bit late for Halloween candy though.
>>6713080
Don't worry about it, man, things are gonna get better on from here. You have some? I'll gladly take a few if you want me to have any.
Daily reminder that Saiyans are the most powerful race! So know your place.
>>6712810
Oh, yeah, the whole, uh...master thing, right?
>>6713013
Hmm.. Maybe I should ask out Meiko at the party... Then draw on her face!
>>6713039
He was probably silenced by the scientific discovery that is your brain.
>>6713096
Sure, all yours
>>6713081
Oh we always keep some on us for a snack
>>6713064
>He eats ravenously, wolfing to put a wolf to shame.
....
>>6713077
A tailless Saiyan only derives them from their utmost potential!
...Hmpf. Or tolerant, because of a certain someone.
>>6713098
HAHA! This one knows what's good for him!
>>6713053
Um...no. No we don't. Where did you find giant fleas?
>>6713064
I guess so! Central City has some nice spots too. I'll see if Videl knows anything about America...Hercule may have been there himself.
>>6713103
Say it ain't so Kaito, but are you trying to call me stupid? Pretty sure, they already have a clear prospect on whats-what.
>>6713098
I know of three people who said such things about themselves. Two are dead, and the remainder has been effectively tamed.
>>6713110
Would this certain someone be the same individual responsible for your planet's destruction?
>>6713108
¡Asombroso! I haven't had any sweets today, funnily enough. Do you have any on you?
>>6713110
...
>It reminds him of someone, but he doesn't know who. Needless to say, he's amazed by the whole spectacle.
>>6713112
It's honestly a good time all around, if not a bit too in-your-face. Say, ask them if they've seen me around before if they've been to America! I'm a pretty prominent figure there, did you know?
>>6713124
Not stupid, I'm just saying your brain looks.. Abnormal, which has nothing to do with intelligence.
>>6713103
That one...may backfire on you.
>>6713108
>Eats the chocolate
Smart, I'm always afraid it would melt on me, so no chocolate carrying for me.
>tfw fell asleep on the shitter
>>6713151
livin' the dream
>>6713151
Sounds like a shit time.
>>6713112
Everywhere! They're one of the most common animals in the galaxy, just how backwards IS this planet!?
>>6713136
Do you see any tyrants here? Haha, it's just my little nephew!
>>6713138
>After he finishes, he drops the wrapper to the ground, his face stoic.
....
>>6713100
That's right! I've failed my quest to find the source of magical energy keeping my body from disappearing. But alive or not it doesn't show up it is of no concern anymore! I've found someone corageous enough to stand against whatever dares to block our way, and that person is right here!
>Pets the goat boy.
>>6713138
Of course
>Hands him a slime covered chocolate bar
Hey maybe you'll get a golden ticket
>>6713148
Have you tried M&Ms? They say it melts in your mouth, not in your hands
>>6713158
That barely constitutes as a pun
>>6713069
>>6713148
I see neither parts of those working for me to be honest. So.. All or nothing!
>>6713146
Whatever man, as long as I'm still intact there's nothing to stress. Regardless, how's everything going?
>>6713164
...
>He's counting down the seconds before the man tells him to go get something else. He doesn't blame him, really, people don't seem to like fatty food too much except for him.
>>6713168
I might? I might get a golden ticket! That would be so amazing like you wouldn't believe, man, it'd totally be awe-inspiring!
>He opens the chocolate bar quickly, biting into it after checking if there's a golden ticket or not.
>>6713178
He's not wrong though. Donald Duck > Mickey Mouse
>>6713204
Say will you look at that! You got a golden ticket~
>>6713192
As long as you're fine with it, though you should probably donate your brain to science when you pass.
But things are alright I suppose, if not a little rough.
>>6713210
That slave > the crest
>>6713164
Your... Nephew? He has no tail?
>>6713138
I'll ask Hercule. He does quite a bit of traveling being the "World Champion" and all.
>There's a tinge of unease when he says "World Champion".
>>6713164
Every flea I've ever seen is incredibly small. Maybe Earth just isn't suited to giant fleas? I don't know...
>>6713168
Yup, they're delicious, maybe I should buy a bunch of those, or gummy bears!
>>6713187
Best of luck with that, it may be the end of you though so be careful.
It's midnight so off to dreamland for me everyone, have a goodnight! See ya later!
>>6713166
Uhh...yeah! I'll protect us both! I'm strong!
>>6713244
Oh please, I haven't been killed by her yet, I'll be fine.
But have a good rest Miku.
>>6713226
...
>America looks down at the chocolate bar, amd then back at Venom with a horrified look on his face.
Pl's t'll m' y'r j'k'ng.
>>6713241
>Being the idiot that he is, he completely doesn't notice the change of atmosphere and keeps on going on and on.
He's done a lot of traveling, too? Wow, he sounds like a pretty cool dude! World Champion of what, exactly?
>>6713244
If you get a bag of gummy bears and they melt they will reform as a block of gummy
>>6713204
It seems my guess was off.
>>6713236
I-well-yes...THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
>>6713241
...Small fleas? How small?
>>6713265
Nope, that's a golden ticket
>>6713283
Then what is, if I may be so bold?
>starts a nuclear apocalypse
>>6713256
You wouldn't be a proper king if strength wasn't one of your qualities, after all. Very well! Let us join forces and decimate our enemies together for now own! However, perhaps a proper contract isn't necessary for now.
>>6713265
Of Martial Arts...
>The atmosphere gets uncomfortable.
He's...uh...haha...loud. And...confident?
>Hercule is a difficult man to describe.
>>6713283
Incredibly small. Maybe a millimeter wide? I don't know the exact measure, but they're miniscule.
>>6713283
...
Um. Does that mean you think it's good, dude? I have a few more if you want any, but I kinda need a heads up for that before I give you any...
>>6713306
...
>He opens his mouth and takes out the golden ticket, wiping it with his jacket to make it clean.
Does it look presentable, at the very least?
>>6713321
You couldn't have started any earlier, dude. I've got just the weapons for all of this, I'm proud to say!
>>6713227
Doubt I will.
Suppose? You've got doubts on your mind. I thought you robots were stoic. Just messing with yah.
I'm alright too.
Post avas and rate to pass the time?
>>6713333
You can hardly see the teeth marks
>>6713328
Yeah! Let's do it!
>>6713330
>Just when you think he gets a clue, he just smiles and breaks the mood completely.
So... He's just like me, but a master of Martial Arts? Man, just when I think this guy couldn't have gotten any cooler! What's with the shaking, is it getting cold?
>>6713344
Obviously, it's a prefect score for all of them.
>>6713350
Awesome! I would've died if it turned out I completely wrecked it! I'll cash it in and see what prizes I get! DURUFU~!
>I'M THE HERO~!
>>6713344
>I should be studying for finals but hahahahaaaah.
>>6713375
Perfect.
I'm an old man, don't bully me 'cause of it.
>>6713352
Excellent! Now, for our first mission, there's a woman who has stolem away one of my most valuable treasures! We must find her, and take it back!
>>6713335
I-I'm an AI in a robot shell! It's different..!
But any big fights?
>>6713344
>
>>6713375
>Eyebrows/10, also who is Japan? I'm confused on countries now.
>>6713344
Okay
>>6713309
I was saying that I'm merely in a good mood because of HIM!
>>6713330
How could such a thing survive!?
>>6713333
More. NOW!
>>6713344
>Rating myself ok/10
>>6713417
Toblerone-chan when?
>>6713344
>>6713409
Alright, let's do it!
...So, uh, where is she?
>>6713375
Another day saved!
>>6713344
>>6713421
Ah, so he's here right now? It must be wonderful to reunite with family, is it not?
>>6713411
>"Bloody git." - England, 1776
>I-I don't know who Japan is, to tell you the truth. I'd guess it was Rachnera or the guy that plays Saber, but even then I don't think I'm right.
>>6713421
OHGODPLEASEDON'TKILLME!
>The hero just throws ten burgers at the man in a panicked rush, highly fearing for his safety.
>>6713456
You saved the entire world from blowing up! This was all secretly a test for you, did you know?
>>6713446
>Pets
It's all ok.
>>6713344
Here's the roommates. It's a big dorm...and a loud one...and there's a lot of repair bills...
>>6713375
No, no...it's just...just...
Well, frankly...he's...uh...
>Gohan is not great at insulting his waifu's father no matter how true his words are.
>>6713421
They jump onto larger animals and suck their blood. They're parasites in the most basic sense of the word.
>>6713344
>>6713488
Wait really?
>>6713446
Where the FUCK is the cute loli?
>>6713501
They don't eat liquefied vegetables!?
>>6713488
>He catches them all in an instant, before sitting down and hungrily eating them all.
>>6713461
It's certainly...special.
>He scowls, and activates his scouter, examining the man thoroughly.
>>6713344
>>6713430
>When Blue Exorcist S3 hairs, sometime next year, Ashinin.
>>6713453
I have no idea! She goes by the name Kotohime, a woman who fought head on against me as alcohol intoxicated our bodies. She had the audacity to confiscate my Play Station Portable. I must find her, and take back what belongs to me!
>>6713411
Despite the ruckus what's going on back at home, no there hasn't been any big fights.
>Respectable/10.
>>6713344
>>6713446
HORRRSE DICK.
>>6713548
...The heck is a "Play Station Portable"?!
>>6713424
>Wait, you play sometime from Conception 2? It's not bestgirl though.
>>6713446
>I.. I'm confused..
>>6713488
>I knew it wasn't you! I had a feeling, but since you seemed to know about the interaction I thought otherwise.
>>6713501
>Kissu /10, talk more though, I also am almost done with my Terumi folder.
>>6713501
...Are you trying to think of synonyms for "cool"? I have a few if you seriously need them that badly!
>It's almost comical how badly he's missing the point, but it's still not helping the situation at hand.
>>6713532
Yes, really! Did you hear the news about that huge, totally-not-fabricated bomb the other day? You passed it with flying colours! More specifically, red, white, and blue!
>>6713541
>The hero's trying his hardest not to look scared, but he only sees this kind of spectacle when he does it. He's amazed and afraid.
>>6713579
>America's got his sources, man. The NSA's rubbed off on him a little bit, hence why he knows a small bit--
>Are you talking about the male Japan, or the female Japan that came around here once? I'm neither.
>>6713541
...What is that device on your eye? I thought it a monocle at first, but it seems to serve another purpose.
>>6713579
>two girls from Conception 2, actually. And it's a shame that isn't more popular. I have to capture from videos to get the images I want and there's next to no fanart.
>You're talking about Serina, right?
>>6713569
Stop screaming like a damn idiot.
>>6713579
Long story kid.
>>6713496
Maybe someday everything will be.
>>6713535
>still there you just can't see them
>>6713424
2 worst girls from conception along with headset. Why...?
>>6713375
>>6713404
>>6713411
>>6713417
>>6713424
>>6713446
>>6713456
>>6713501
>>6713518
>>6713541
>>6713567
You're all great! So great that I know you'll all buy everything I have on me at this given time! Cheap prices, and you can never go wrong when it's a merchant from another kingdom!
>>6713344
I don't like posting this one but I'll do it this time.
>>6713576
A portable videogame console! Why is that a foreign concept to you, King of Monsters? If you've chosen to walk on the surface of this modern world, may as well enjoy the journey of debauchery ahead of you.
>>6713658
Do you have a slap chop?
>>6713638
Um...okays?
>>6713658
>The hero tosses the man eight solid gold bars, like he asked for before. They're all in plastic bags to not make them dirty or anything.
Done! Show me the goods, my man, I've been waiting since forever!
>>6713684
Good! The next test sill come up relatively soon; be on your guard and expect the unexpected.
>>6713541
No, they don't. Doe-DID Namek have any of these giant fleas?
>>6713579
>Nice. I haven't been around often, but I should be. I'll try to come in more regularly.
>>6713638
>Gohan hopes and prays with all his heart that Videl is not close by.
Hercule is a fraud. He's kinda cowardly too. The only reason he's World Champion is because whenever he fights one of us we throw the match for him.
>>6713658
Do you happen to have any textbooks?
>>6713344
You're all great
>>6713654
>Worst
>Not Fuuko
>Really, I enjoy all the girls.
>>6713658
What do you have for sale?
>>6713673
Incurable cancer.
>>6713673
useless faggot/10
>>6713696
Then we're going to nap
>>6713673
While we're at it.
>>6713711
I'm going to assume you mean the ironic haha cancer.
>>6713724
*you were talking to a mirror*
>>6713567
>Have I ever told you how much I love Jin? Because I do, and only because you play him.
The stuff back home? Ah, but that's disappointing to hear.
>>6713638
>There are two...? I only saw the girl, but America is getting pretty sneaky.
>>6713642
>Nah, talking about Narika, I'm a sucker for straight hair and ample chests.
>>6713647
>Ah, it's alright I suppose, but.. Goddammit.. I like you even more now and I don't know how to feel about this.
>>6713703
>I was also thinking fuck it and rebuild my Hazama folder as well.
>>6713658
>Drags a wagon of neatly aligned stacked gold-bars, with his initials super-imposed on it to complement the aesthetic.
Yes you can never go wrong from being upwardly mobile to super-rich instantly. I'd like to buy everything you have, and that includes your funny looking cap too, thank you.
>>6713658
>Glares at the young merchant.
Aggresive enough for a direct approach, I like that! Show me the goods, boy.
>>6713743
Hey that's King Hassan of the mountain from Fate. Good servant.
>>6713404
Yeah, me too
>>6713673
I can sell you some things too, you grand being you!
>>6713684
Can you please ask for something that makes sense? I've never heard of this slap- chop thing. If it's a weapon you might want to find a blacksmith instead.
>>6713696
O-Oh, it's you! Well, there's this problem I've ran into with the oil...it turns out that someone took every last bit of oil I had while I was asleep at the bar.
But fear not, because I think I might have something else you may like!
>>6713703
>otto freezes in fear
For what purpose do you wish to acquire the Gospel...?
>>6713708
Whatever it is you may need! Everything from Appas to...to ground dragons!
>>6713683
Oh, yeah, I love video games! Alphy sometimes finds working ones at the Dump! I love the one with the human who jumps on the turtle things!
post friends
>>6713744
>Ah, Narika's p good too. I admit I have a soft spot for the shy types.
>>6713763
Dragons? I would like to see one for myself if you don't mind.
>>6713642
How keen of you. It's called a scouter, it allowed me to see the power level of anybody I want. And from what I see now...I'm not impressed by anybody here.
>>6713638
>He doesn't say a thing, dedicating himself entirely to eating.
>>6713658
If I want something? I'll TAKE IT.
>>6713703
Namek? As far as I know, aside from the Nameks themselves, all there was was aquatic life.
>>6713756
>Have you even played Vailla WoW?
>>6713763
Grand? Me ~de geso...?
>She crosses her arms and smiles triumphantly.
You bet your beak! It's been a while since I've seen a human with a squiddle bit of common sense like you ~de geso!
But, erm... what are you sellink? Anythink I'd like ~de geso?
>>6713703
...
>America opens his mouth, and then closes it, the realisation hitting him like a freight train.
O-Oh. I guess he'd be perfect in America, then. If he's the World Champion, doesn't that mean that he has some good qualities to him? He can't be that bad.
>>6713739
Alright then, my guy, rest well for the next test. G'night.
>>6713744
>Yep, there're two. America and Japan seem to interact during dead hours, although they both talked to Patchouli once, albeit not for very long. I wonder where the female one is, though...
>He's a sneaky man, he knows more than he lets on. He calls himself the hero for a reason.
>>6713763
Of course it's me, I had a promise to fulfill to you! Now, what was it--
>Although he's a bit saddened by it, he perks up at the mention of something just as good.
There is? Well, I'll be. Maybe not all hope is lost after all! C'mon, what else could be just as good as oil?
>>6713812
>While the man eats, the hero takes the time to wonder why he likes the burgers so much. "I mean, they're good," the hero thinks. "But are they really THAT good?"
>>6713812
Is that so? I'd wager it's not working correctly then.
>>6713782
Ń@ on€ r3m€mbęrš wh0 ¡ æm
>>6713828
Don't talk to me about Vanilla WoW when it's a fucking Death Knight you lil' shit.
I miss Joris Cullen
>>6713751
>the amount of gold and nice aesthetic blows Otto's mind and renders him speechless as the glistening from the gold reflects from his eyes
M-My everything, sir? Why would you care to have everything I own?
>>6713754
Right away! I think I may have something a man of your size might like!
>Otto rushes to the back of the dragon-pulled wagon he has, but don't return
Where is that thing? Don't tell me it happened again! I can't afford to lose all my merchandise!
>>6713789
>he points to the darker ground dragon that's taking a nap not too far off from the wagon
He's right over there. Impressive, isn't he? For someone who has never seen one before I bet you're mighty impressed!
>>6713812
That's stealing, sir. You could get executed for that. Why not pay the people a fair, honest price so they too can live and not have to worry about hunger, or where they'll sleep for the night?
>>6713839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMYHWu57rMg
>>6713789
>Especially her event when she becomes pretty pushy, oh man...
>
>Yeah, that.
>>6713829
>Huh, I wonder who it could be then? I'd like another interaction with them.
>The hero? But that's something shady..
>>6713845
>Joris Cullen
>>6713446
>Hunter is Bikko
I didn't expect that. Love you.
>>6713744
>I can only assume you've read Dear Boy from that comment, reminds me I gotta shed some light on Casshern, NineBall, and LYJ soon. Thinking about replacing Wander with someone else I had in mind.
Rogue Samurai. None the less, everything's been okay.
>Baki
>>6713859
I know about that, but that ain't damn Vanilla you lil bastard.
>>6713864
>smoochu
>>6713856
>He looks on with interest
I see... I have encountered drakes before, but I've never come across someone able to tame one. How much will he cost?
>>6713861
>And then she nearly went the School Days route
>That was some good fun.
>Talking about this is really getting me to want to boot up the game again.
>>6713845
I miss Bardock
>>6713845
I miss myself.
>>6713828
Isn't this quite interesting. I've seen some amazing animals in my life, but never have I met one that's from the sea, let alone one that looks quite like you. A girl with weird, long, slimey hair with an odd cap on her head...
>>6713829
I...I've...I've got nothing of any importance. It's only small stuff I've managed to find along here, some vegetables, and wine. I didn't think there would be as much interest in what I'm selling...
>>6713744
>You had a Hazama folder?
>>6713763
The gospel? What? I'm not in religious studies at the moment.
>>6713812
Then what planets even have these gisnt fleas? Vegeta never said anything about them.
>>6713829
He's seems like, well, kind of a jerk at first, but he really cares for his daughter. He may not be strong, but he's a good man at heart.
>>6713446
Why did you reveal Bikko, bb?
>>6713905
I miss you too
>>6713856
Awe at it while you can, this is a limited one time offer. If you can't decide now, then I guess I'll have to make means of purchase elsewhere.
>The gold bars are glistening in sparkles.
>>6713861
>I'd wager a guess that it's G͓̰̮̫̯ḁs̻̤͚t̪͓e̞ŗ͉͉͍͓̤, but I don't think it's him. All I know is that they had iPhone filenames.
>He's gonna liberate everyone someday and prove his worth. He'll give them a reason to like him.
>>6713914
Oh...
>The hero looks at the ground, not knowing how to take any of this in without blowing up at the merchant--
WAIT! How much do you have? I could give some to the Africans to help them out a small bit!
>Or maybe not.
>>6713917
Reminds me of myself but with more super strength! I'd like to see him one day, see if he had anything to boast about. I've got a good feeling he could live up to his name if I helped out.
>>6713933
No reason for me to keep secrets anymore. I'd rather people know who I am than hide it like I have done for the past year.
>>6713870
>I wouldn't say you'd necessarily need to drop someone to add someone, but that's up to you man.
>But no I haven't, I probably should.. I messed up, I should have said 'I don't know where he's from' first.
Samurai? They still exist..? But your definition of fine differs from mine I suppose.
>>6713900
>Man.. That game was lewd, it's a surprise it was on the DS.. But I know that feel.
>>6713917
>Huh? Yeah, it was actually the first ava I played, at least a few months before I even though of picking up Kaito, though I didn't use him much outside of games.
>I'm glad people call me Kaito though, it fits better.
>>6713959
>I don't mind who it is as long as they play her again.
>That sounds like nukes to be honest..
>>6713914
HEY! Don't you disrespect my tentacles like that! Callink them slimy things ~de geso...
Maybe you're not as good as I thought ~de geso.
>>6713777
The legendary red plumber! Seems you're not as oblivious as I thought, that makes things easier!
>>6713856
>Alexander walks over the busy merchant wondering what kept him away.
Everything alright back there, boy? If you can't carry said products let me assist you.
>>6713829
>He looks up after a moment.
What? What're you staring at?
>>6713830
Oh, how you wish that were true.
>He pushes it again, turning it off.
>>6713856
HAH! If they're too weak to be able to fend for themselves, why do they deserve to eat?
>>6713917
Planet Vegeta did, and so did most...'civilized' worlds under Frieza's control. Those two are just outliers, in the middle of nowhere.
>>6713933
So Bikko is Vertfag/spooder? Am I reading this right?
>>6714024
Yeah, we got a few of those video games down here, but not a lot, and definitely no Playstation thingies.
>>6714046
yep
>>6714046
Can't you read? Geez kid do i have to spell it out for you?
>>6713900
Let's see now...how does 3,000 gold coins sound? I believe that's a fair asking price. I've talked to this ground dragon, and it's a very obedient one with lots of energy. You could travel two days straight with him and he wouldn't falter at all! His previous owner may have died horribly, but I don't think he'll disobey you as much as other ground dragons.
>>6713917
Is that so? Well...I'm sorry, but unless you tell me what you're studying I don't think I'll be able to find you a textbook.
>>6713949
Could you first tell me why you want everything I own, including my hat? You haven't seen anything I have yet.
>>6713959
I'm afraid I don't have enough to feed an Africa, but a person or two could easily eat or drink what all I have in the back.
But, if you're interested you could always steal back what was stolen from me.
>>6714020
As good as you had...?
>Otto starts tearing up from the squids harsh words
I'm trying my best, but this place is completely empty. Looking around I can't find a single thing that's worth while, besides some food and wine.
>>6714024
HEEK!
>Caught completely off guard, Otto jumps to the far back of the wagon
Th-that won't be necessary! I've got to look for this myself, so if you don't mind I'd-
>suddenly, what looks like a crystal with a light purple tint rolls out of a sack
>>6714067
You. I'll chat with you when I get home.
>>6714067
kek, that explains a lot.
>>6714073
>gives cheeseburger
>>6714073
Not even cute desu
>>6714099
What does it explain
>>6714013
>I remember how bad the dungeon's were and it just makes me want to push the gameplay out of my mind.
>Hopefully they improved that in the Steam release.
>>6714030
Hmph, I'd challenge that claim, but I must be off.
>>6714086
I see... I shall take it with me and take good care of it.
>He hand the merchant a pouch of 3,000 gald coins
>>6714013
>Goodness knows what America would do if he saw her around here sometime.
>He might be dumb, but he's not dense. He just needs enough information to get on everyone's good side.
>>6714030
>Absentmindedly, he says the next words while still lost in thought.
I'm staring at you, dude.
>And this is the point where Alfred F. Jones knew he fucked up.
>>6714086
I mean, that's still better than nothing, I guess. All I need is that and that means I still got something from it, it's easy!
...Why would I do that? It means that luck is shining on you, my man! It's all good if you still want the gold, I didn't even need it anyway!
>>6714111
Says the one who has to hide their face.
>>6714101
You know I can't pay you back right?
>>6714086
Even I can sell food better than you! It's my job on the surface world ~de geso!
>>6714114
>Why bikkofag never had a steam or nuthin.
>>6714114
Meltdowns context and other observations that aren't worth discussing in the threads.
Vert's not a complete piece of shit like a lot of people here so I'm not going to shit on him but the Bikko reveal is hilarious to me.
Happy holidays, anon :^)
>>6714013
>Bah, don't sweat it man. So Jin's your favorite out of the bunch? Cool.
Long, tedious, complicated story to how he showed up. My boys and I just want to pick a fight with Miyamoto Musashi. So far he's killed at least one of my friends.
>Baki
>>6714142
You can pay me back by being here more.
>>6713959
>He gives an uneasy laugh.
Good luck with that, Alfred...
>>6714086
Ah, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
>>6714013
>I think it fits well too.
>[spoi]I literally watched 10 0.5A press videos to get someone to play Hazama. Not even kidding. I have no pride.[ler/]
>>6714030
Huh. Well, I might just have to ask Vegeta when I see him next time...speaking of time...
>He glances at his watch.
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no...Mom's gonna be so mad that I stayed out so late!
>He fires off into the sky, fueled by a child's fear of an angry mother.
>G'night everyone.
>>6714149
Glad you could get a chuckle out of it.
>>6714144
I had my reasons squiddy.
>>6714162
Motivate me then. I need incentive you know?
>>6714194
More cheeseburgers. And a warm place to stay.
>>6714132
>He smirks.
Run along, then.
>>6714134
>You did't even know wrappers could be weaponized, but he grabs one, and throws it past at a blinding speed. You swear you hear it smash in to something in the distance.
>>6714172
WAIT, YOU CAN'T JUST-
...Damn it.
>Night man.
>>6714097
Uhh okay, whoever you are.
I got about 2 hours of chatting time in 1 hour.
>>6714030
You've got to be given a chance to fight, sir. There's no point in doing this kind of thing anyways, so please buy something or leave me be. I don't want any trouble.
>>6714132
>Otto takes the pouch away in one quick swipe
Hehe! Thank you so much! Have fun with your new ground dragon, and thank you for being my first proper customer!
>Otto walks over to the ground dragon and frees him from the wagon expecting him to stay still, but instead it runs off
Ack! Th-that wasn't supposed to happen!
>>6714134
I couldn't possibly take that from you! You've bought nothing from me yet, and as an honest merchant I shouldn't take gold that isn't mine. I don't need any further problems if you decide you want your money back, or ask a favor of me.
>>6714144
That's a little mean-spirited, don't you think? You haven't seen my sell anything yet. If we were to compete with sales I don't think you would have a leg to stand on. After all I am a seasoned traveling merchant!
>>6714172
I'll make sure to gather as many books as I can for you next time sir. Good night.
>>6714194
Let's fuck
>>6714086
Hmm? You've dropped this.
>Alexander bends his body and takes the odd crystal from the ground, taking a closer look to its light.
What do we have here? gemstones? Whatever this might be it looks valuable! Don't just lose it!
>Hands it back to the small merchant
>>6714050
Is that so? Then you and me have a lot to do! Say, how tight is your schedule for next week?
>>6714132
>The game was pretty damn annoying itself, but can't deny the the better parts of it.
>>6714134
>Well, considering what happened.. I do not want that to happen.
>America is sketchy, especially about clowns.
>>6714161
>I mean, I would let him ship, so I suppose? But there are a lot of characters I don't know from here.
So.. It's about revenge now? And like.. Actually dead? Not like this place dead?
>>6714172
>Implying someone needs anymore than just looking at Hazama to want to play the smooth criminal.
>>6714194
>leaves fridge unattended.
>>6714172
>He scoffs, waving the man off with a smug look on his face.
It'll be easy like one, two, three! You underestimate the determination of an American, for real! See ya later, dude! Have a good rest!
>>6714198
>He's never felt so afraid in his life, wondering if wrapping paper could give paper cuts if thrown at such a speed. "If what you don't know doesn't hurt you, then I must be invulnerable," he thinks to himself.
...OhGodwhydoIdothistomyselfpleasedon'tkillmeI'mstillayoungboyIhavemoreburgersifyouwantthem.
>>6714224
No, no, I insist you take it. It's a sign that luck's beginning to get on your side, man, I can just grab the stuff later. I don't need favours, I understand where you're coming from here. Take it, dude, you deserve it.
>>6714196
The food is fine but I'm not going to impose by staying at someone's house and take up space they could use on something else.
>>6714231
How about you fuck off. I heard there's plenty of escorts occupying street corners at this time.
>>6714266
>closes it
Idiot. You're wasting current and spoiling your food.
>>6714236
Uhhhh...just a lotta waterin' flowers and lookin' like a king. Why?
>>6714224
Not a chance! I work at the Lemon and serve all sorts of food to people ~de geso!
>>6714172
A curious sight to be sure...
>>6714266
>Yeah, the dialogue and story itself was pretty good.
>>6714224
>He looks on at what happens and sighs
I would go after it... But I'm far too tired and must head home. Keep the money, my good man.
Farewell, denizens.
>He gets in his shuttle and flies toward a hole in the sky, vanishing into it.
>>6714289
ITTY
BITTY
SQUIDDY
TITTIES
>>6714266
>But he's America and she's Japan. They'd have a good 'ol time just catching up on normal things, I bet.
>Can you blame him? America's got more than meets the eye. He may seem like an open book, but if you read between the lines...
>>6714291
See ya later, sir!
>>6714236
>Otto takes the gem, smiles, and hands it back over to the colossal man
I'm not sure where this came from, but do you like it? I think it fits your gigantic, king-like look very well!
>before the gem is passed towards the man, it glows a faint glow
>>6714271
>Otto takes the gold that the American hero held out to him
You're certain? Wouldn't your kingdom be crossed if they found out their ambassador handed over gold to a suspicious merchant?
>>6714289
Do you by any chance sell this weird food called curry? If so I would love to try some without oil in it, please.
>>6714291
Y-Yes, thank you! I'll be sure to have something waiting for you for the next time you come around! Until we meet again!
>>6714281
>Mumbles.
Oh sure, you take out of it when it's unintentionally unattended.. Just stay around more and I'm not good at being a tsun.
>>6714291
>Considering who made it it's not a surprise.
>>6714224
You have to seize that chance on your own initiative! Hmpf. I doubt you have anything that could begin to interest me, anyways.
>>6714271
>He begins to laugh loudly.
THAT easily!? I didn't even throw it seriously!
>>6714310
You hardly even pass as an idol.
>tfw in love with an avafag
>>6714333
Wiggins please.
>>6714299
What the squid are you even sayinkt ~de geso...
>>6714309
I do but I'm not goink to give any to someone who calls my tentacles gross and slimy ~de geso.
>>6714333
Wanting to fug somebody's animu grill != love.
>>6714309
It's not a kingdom, it's a... Um... It's the United States, that's what my country is! We do dumb things all the time, everyone'll just sweep it under the rug.
>He counts the gold bars just in case he forgot one. Eight, just like he said.
>>6714316
YesthateasilyconsideringyousomehowmadePAPERintoaweaponyoucouldgivemeaseriouspapercutlikethatIhaveeveryrighttobescared!
>He's out of breath, but he keeps on speaking quickly to get the point across.
>>6714333
Who is it anon? Maybe it's me. Maybe we can become a couple.
>>6714316
You never know what someone might have until you ask them properly! Use your manners and ask me again and I might tell you about the secret weapon I have on me right now!
>>6714346
Am I wrong, or are you saying this because you don't like being slimy? Is it not normal for an animal to be slimy too, or are the creatures from this area supposed to be cute and fluffy?
Either way, I believe it's your job to serve me if I have the money, and I think I have enough for a plate of some curry.
QUICK! HELP!
which country/state should I invade?
>>6714306
>I don't think it would be good for Kaito if America learned that code..
>Big brother America is terrifying..
>>6714330
Awww... I still like you.. And at least you don't beat me up.
>>6714346
Why do you even have breasts? Squid don't nurse their young, although some species of male squid have some of the largest penis to body ratios in the entire animal kingdom.
Those tits are a LIE
>>6714266
>Same. Context is implied through the conversation right, so you'll know a wee bit more about characters the more you talk to them.....I think.
Revenge? No. Well. My friend, you really wouldn't know him is trying to "protect us". Not you, my personal circle. You get the damn point.
>>6714284
Because we're going to play lots of videogames, drink lots of beer and eat lots of food!
>>6714309
>Ale inspects the crystal a bit more after it returns to his hands.
...It does? I'm still not sure what this is or how much value it holds. But I don't have enough fundings to spend into jewelry, it isn't really my thing.
>>6714382
If you lay a hand on me I won't think twice.
>>6714357
Then watch your tongue, Earthling. And yes, I'll have more.
>>6714375
Or perhaps I should just kill you now before you can use it.
>>6714382
>He'd probably freak out Kaito by saying the Konami Code instead of the actual one. As for Sakura... She'd be too concerned to give him it.
>He only wants what's best for everyone. In fact, he would kind of know everyone in and out since he's America. He's not a spy, just a nerd that knows everything.
I want to augment Bikko.
>>6713446
>Wait what? Shiiit, this make s a fuckton of sense. Cool.
>>6714378
C
ALWAYS PICK C