Hunger Games Thread.
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>>6676420
>The last remaining melons dematerialize from her her grasp
Why did you do that? They did nothing wrong to you, you must be punished for what you have done.
>Grabs the fly swatter and flies after the anon attempting to smash him into the ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dhVP_toXc
>>6676505
Misuzu Gundou
>>6676505
Nice b8 faggot
>>6676505
Chibikko
>>6676506
>parries the swatter once again
>cleaves it in two
>>6676505
Leon
>>6676540
Nice godmodding faggot.
Need 22 more
>>6676521
kys Kamina
>>6676436
Though my wardrobe may be ever changing, pay no mind, for these are just costumes, miss. I am a student, my primary occupation, at Ouran High, School of the filthy rich and high of pedigree. There I'm the President of one of it's more notorious clubs, the Host Club. It's there after the many classes, do I spend my time with my fellow hosts and the many guests who come to have their needs fulfilled by myself and my colleagues.
>>6676558
You Watanabe
>>6676505
Mononobe no Futo
>>6676532
she looks nothing like Bikko
>>6676558
Rinoa
>>6676505
The Player
>>6676505
Reigen Arataka
>>6676558
Ikaros
>>6676505
Avenger
>>6676558
Tamaki Suoh
>>6676558
Prince Hamlet
>>6676558
Peashy
>>6676558
Cirno
>>6676558
Eggman-kun
>>6676558
Ichigo
>>6676558
That one Mexican boy that makes a lot of puns
>>6676558
Snow White
>>6676569
Who is Bikko? Ofcourse I look nothing like her because I'm not her.
>>6676558
The Wrench
>>6676558
Puru Clone
>>6676558
Biglegs
>>6676505
Fumi Kanno
>>6676558
Dante
>>6676558
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6676558
Ken Kaneki
>>6676558
Hakuya Mitsumine
>>6676558
Yukiyama Sui
Looks like I'm late again...
>>6676558
Not Kamina
>>6676558
Venom
>>6676560
A host? You organize parties, then? For the elite, I assume. Doubtful a school like that would teach you to converse, or god forbid throw parties for, with the lesser fortunate of society.
Needs... fulfilled? Don't tell me.. What sort of needs, exactly?
>>6676558
May Greenfield
>>6676558
Metal Cooler
>>6676654
Give me 6 more after this one, bumpping it.
>>6676658
Nebby
>>6676558
Dagoth Ur
>>6676658
Kuga the Sealed One
>>6676540
>Ikaros stares at the anon in mild disbelief before deciding to run a scan
(Scanning...Complete.)
(No threat detected. No abnormalities detected.)
(Weapon systems: None existent.)
(Threat evaluation...0.)
I do not understand how you were able to perform such a feat.
>>6676657
Did you get your wincard from Cage Games?
>>6676658
Sophocles
Bill
>>6676658
Adiele
>>6676658
Venom White
>>6676658
Neko-chan
>>6676664
No
>>6676663
Neither do I.
I just kinda...slapped it with my hand and it somehow broke.
...Err, hang on a sec.
>rushes off to buy the girl another fly swatter
>>6676658
Zer0
>>6676607
you are a lie
//a lie...//
>>6676680
HG
>>6676653
Parties and events where young ladies may come along and enjoy the company of handsome young men who know how to mold their hearts into a comfortable shape like a soft mound of clay, yes they do this with their words, their dashing good looks, and their eyes that shatter all doubt and fear.
With cake and tea, it's an entirely different world!
This would be considered... entertainment, I believe. Yes, we entertain bored women, women in need of company. Of course, a little harmless flirting is involved.
>Runs a finger along a lock of your hair
...Is it working?
5 minutes for swaps
>>6676686
Thanks
>>6676685
Says the one with no face. You have no room to talk.
>>6676700
You're welcome.
>>6676588
>>6676699
>>6675543
A cross thread swap, if you would be so gracious, host.
>>6676699
I accept this challenge.
>>6676713
An excellent choice.
Now, I can bring all the pain.
I will not fail you.
>>6676699
I am ready to compete.
>>6676681
>She sits down and watches the anon run off to do something
>>6676699
On this day, thou shalt know the fusion of the secret arts of Mononobe, and the ways of Tao!
>>6676731
>comes back with a brand new fly swatter
Sorry for...y'know, chopping your swatter in half.
>>6676699
Let's go.
I want to fuck an Idol
>>6676690
I don't know, is it? I don't believe much flirting has occurred yet, other than you occasionally calling me a princess. And watch the flowers - they bite.
I wouldn't call myself a "young lady" in your eyes, though. I'm not one to lie about my age, though I have to admit I lost count a while ago.
However, if there's cake, I'd love to attend one of these events, as long as I'm not the cause of a widespread panic among every other attendee.
>>6676699
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb....little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow.
I wish we could get Lord Chilled in here
>>6676713
Done.
>>6676726
I'll allow it
And to the nigger that said this was bait: Even though I cannot physically do it, just imagine a size 13 foot going up your ass, will you?
>>6676744
>Takes a hold of the fly swatter by the handle and inspects it, apparently she ha completely forgotten the ordeal involving the watermelons
It's ok. Thank you for retrieving this for me to use in the near future.
>>6676787
>The bullet pings off her head
Ow.
>>6676787
You can have it, I don't use those things anyway
>>6676785
I'm pretty chilly, you know
>>6676787
Two missing tribute images at the bottom...
>>6676771
Is "Princess" what you wish to be referred to, miss? Age is a state of mind, not a number in my eyes. Why, you come off as a refined and mature individual, not to mention your youthful appearance.
As for the Host Club events, it exists far away back at the School. Here? Well, I am the Host Club you see? A one man show. Do you see any other hosts around these parts? I doubt you will. I am here alone.
>>6676797
Damn you big small girl!
>>6676791
Oh, you're welcome, miss.
>kicks away a chunk of watermelon before she can see it
>>6676805
I am big! Just look at any other fairy, they are dwarves compared to me
>>6676787
Begone, fool! On this day, thou shalt not impede upon the triumph of-
>>6676787
I bet it was those Union jerks, that locked me up in this heap.
>>6676800
I noticed. Didn't feel like it was worth it to resimulate over it.
>>6676814
>Kissu
>>6676817
Lets get sharks and put freeze guns on their heads
>>6676817
Alright, here's the plan.
I murder everyone.
Does that work for you?
>>6676823
...
I like that plan.
>>6676809
You may call me Ikaros if you want to.
>Materializes a candied apple and holds it out for you to take
>>6676817
We're just gonna leave a mark on your body that will be always reminding you of us!
>>6676822
>>6676823
Are those sharks with lasers attached to their heads?
>>6676826
I'm not the best for nothing, you know
But how do we get sharks?
>>6676817
WAIT! NO! WHY!? WHAT FORTUNE WILL RESULT OF THIS, LET'S BE RA--
I kissed a girl and i like it.
>>6676836
You didn't kiss a girl.
>>6676839
Kek
>>6676832
Freeze lasers.
Listen better next time, I don't like to repeat myself
>>6676829
Oh, thank you.
>takes the apple and stores it in inventory for future use
I hope that you have good luck during your travels.
>walks off into the sunset
>>6676801
See, that is what I'd refer to as flirting. Though there's been many before you, and I'm used to most of the "You don't look your age" talk.
Though, aren't you supposed to be the most renowned Host? Then surely you could host an event involving some cake and me, regardless of being at your school or not. Or perhaps you mean to say you're not quite as incredible as you make yourself out to be?
>>6676847
I hope so as well.
Sorry for the lack of commentary. I'm watching Netflix at the moment.
>>6676833
Uhh...from the ocean.
But we are nowhere near it.
Where would we get them?
>>6676865
Pres back, I sae cartoons!
>>6676817
The Big Gete Star allowed me the power to cheat death! How could this be!?
>>6676865
Uh, we should probably stop this before guards spot us.
>>6676868
Geez.... no idea
We can try it on reindeer instead
>>6676865
I'm tellin ya, we should watch something educational. I know the science man agrees with me.
>>6676865
You're authority is not recognized in Fort Kick-ass!
>>6676877
Don't worry about it, honey. They will not spot us
>>6676878
Where the hell are we
going to find reindeer in
a place such as this?
>>6676886
Ratting out inmates for alcohol. You're going to get shanked, bro.
>>6676894
We just wait for Santa to arrive, then we steal his reindeer
I wish I could be a skeleton.
>>6676886
I'm not feeling like it anymore, so I'm outta here. See ya.
>>6676897
You're quite strong for a couple of girls, what the hell?!
>>6676865
In spite of everything that's happened to me in this hell hole, it's best if we enjoy ourselves for now and save the wishes ahead of time. You'll get nothing out of the future if you keep dreaming.
>>6676849
If I had known I would be meeting such a "Snake Charmer" I would have stuffed my pockets with the very cake you ask of me! If it is an event you desire than I will have no choice but comply and immediately begin preparations.
Sure you do look your age, Princess. I have not ruled out the possibility that many before have commented on it, however like most things people do when they meet, such rituals are obligatory and are quite simply manners. For such a gentleman as I, it cannot be left out, for I must tell you that you appear younger than you are for me to promise you that I will make you feel younger than you are.
Do you remember your days of young, miss? Reading the stories of gallant heroes and knights. The kind of men your father may have told you of when he kindly turned down your wishes to marry him out of youthful naivety?
Such a person would make your heart flutter, you may have forgotten that feeling over the years, but I take on the challenge of melting that ancient skepticism.
>>6676897
Even more plotting?
My brain is starting to hurt
>>6676902
Then become one, you lazy dolt
>>6676902
You will be, once the skeleton inside of you tears free of that flesh prison and runs amok to terrorize low-level adventurers.
>>6676903
Are you forget where we are? You can't just go away whenever you want
>>6676916
Dude, shut the fuck up.
>Throws brick
>>6676897
FUCK YOU! YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS! IM GONNA-
>door slams shut
Get locked in solitary confinement...
>>6676918
In the meantime we must feed the skeletons within until they become strong enough
>>6676902
Then you could ascend to the bone zone, and get boned 24/7.
>>6676926
Misuzu sure does fap loudly
>>6676926
>Ducks the brick
And a good day to you, sir!
>>6676926
Shut up, we're going to watch cartoons on the magic box, case closed
>>6676897
Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him ramen noodles, and you don't have to teach him anything.
>>6676926
Mfw my main tribute got killed by my filler
>>6676922
My cell. How about this?
>>6676926
Hey, can you be more quiet?
>>6676954
Calm down Bleachigo
>>6676902
...
>>6676947
>It was a boomerang brick
>It hits you on the back of your head
>>6676952
We got chicken flavored, you?
>>6676947
Hoshi, could you explain this one please? It's some korean thing.
>>6676954
>tfw when your avas/fillers kill each other.
>>6676962
But we are a cellmates
>>6676979
>Bursts into a shower of rose petals
>The petals gather, respawning Tamaki
Close!
>>6676983
>Makes a phonecall
>>6676979
>spends the whole day asleep
>>6676901
...
Sure, alright, whatever.
>>6676926
A bunch of cops? Hah!
I have slaughtered many more.
Innumerable.
>>6676979
Alright girls, let's beat their asses so we don't get sent to clean the floor.
>>6676988
You wish.
>>6676916
You seem to forget those stories of gallant heroes and knights are horror stories to our kind. The monster never ends up being the good guy, do they? And I never knew my dad, which makes that last part a little hard to remember.
Ah, forgive me. I'm tearing into your attempts at flattery here, for my own amusement. I shouldn't do such things. Though, if you wish to make my heart smile, or whichever was your motto, you'll have to understand the differences between humans and monsters a little better before throwing yourself into the ring.
I certainly didn't mean for you to actually host an entire event in my name. Just the cake will be plenty, thank you very much. And you can leave the "Princess" behind, if you'd wish. Just Alice is fine.
>>6676991
Clearly this is the work of an enemy Stand.
>>6677004
I don't want to brag or anything, but it's my best idea yet
>>6676983
I really have no idea, the context is lost to me.
>>6677016
I thought it has something to do with Korean culture. It's okay though, thank you.
>>6677008
Looks like his snitching got the better of him.
RIP Ishimaru.
>>6677008
Irony not lost
>>6677008
I'm gonna plot my revenge against the bastards who put me into this hellhole! What about you?
>>6677005
The Overseer owed me a favor so I asked him to move me into your cell
Hey guys, check my dubs
-Defalt
>>6677025
Good thing you got what you deserved now, rat.
>>6677022
B-but I done this with good intentions! I just want for Avenger to make some friends! I don't want him to be so lonely!
>>6677007
Very well, Alice!
Though I am excited by our future appointments. Don't say anything now! I shall try and guess your favorite kind of cake. Look forward to it!
As they say, you can read a million books about love, but you will never truly understand the smile of a woman until you have made one smile yourself. I could read a million books about monsters and creatures but I will never know what they truly are if I do not watch them eat cake first!
I'm glad there is such a feminine monster such as yourself. Though half human, my hopes of these relations are at an all time high. Yes! Tamaki Suoh, the Prince of Hosts, will march into undiscovered territory in the art of hosting!
...It can't be all that difficult can it?
>says something super edgy to trigger all you cucks
>>6677008
Man, this place is really lame.
The lame-iest
>>6677044
Are you from /tlhg/? If so, fuck off.
>>6676981
The same chicken flavored noodles you got.
Shit I missed the >>6666666
Who got it?
>>6677054
Well we're out of the game, counting on you team mate
>>6677049
There's no point in sitting here doing nothing. Besides, I kinda missed the prison.
>>6677014
Your best idea?
Do I dare ask what other
ideas you've had?
test
>>6677028
The Death is not the end. I will come back. Until I fulfill my destiny
>>6677035
But you gotta remember the No. 1 rule in prison:
"Snitches get stitches."
>>6677058
A literally who.
>>6677069
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
>>6677063
Doubt I'd last as long as you, I'll probably die horribly in no time tomorrow -- you know how things work here.
>>6677066
I... ahhh....
Uhmm.....
Hmmh.....
I can't remember
>>6677091
You're a little girl.
How bad is your memory
that you can't recall?
>>6676983
>>6677016
>>6677019
That red being is the suicide impulse of those people who killed themsleves, It could be inspired by Korean mythology, but I'm not completely sure. An interesting piece of comic regardless.
>>6677091
I'm playing for you now.
>>6677093
For demon-slaying? Demons have right too, you know.
>>6677080
We have faith in you
>>6677037
I'm...really not sure anyone says that. But, as long as your strange idioms involve me and cake, I'm fine with anything.
Come to think of it, there's a few like me. Harpies, and such, though I haven't seen those around in a while. They've been courted by human males before as well, so I don't think it'd be too hard for a master at courting to do the same. Nobody has ever attempted to court me though, as most are turned off by the brigade of my kindred constantly orbiting around me, assuring my safety and well-being. You just need to get away from it all sometimes, you understand me?
>>6677100
I'm not little, I'm as big as a fairy gets!
Why should I have to remember things?
Do you have any idea how hard that is?
>>6677102
Uhhh, thanks, weird guy
>>6677101
Hey Fumi.
>>6677019
If it's the suicide meme then I'm not familiar with it just because I'm Korean either.
Korea may be #1 in suicide but it's also 2# in IQ and #1 in internet speed.
>>6677101
Pretty wacky stuff, yeah.
>>6677117
>
>>6677115
>tfw tried to talk to you several times but you always seem to lose interest
>tfw will never get into a ling winded conversation with alice
>>6677127
Can I do something? It does not involve your boobs either.
>>6677116
You are a fairy?
How bizarre. I have never
seen one before now.
It is a basic
bodily function. It's not
supposed to be hard.
>>6677126
I thought Japan was #1 suicide?
Can you explain why wealthy asian countries have such high suicide rates?
Is it a culture thing?
>>6677141
Okay, we've lost the previous game, but this time we'll show them!
>>6677148
Because they're literally worked to death, I believe they work 14 hours a day or something
>>6677093
Turn that frown upside down, enjoy the spoils you'd normally receive outside of prison.
>>6677112
>>6677141
Thank you. I won't let these unhappy thoughts cloud my world view. I possess the tenacity of a stampeding elephant herd, I can't afford to lose not just yet. Optimism and confidence guarantees my chances of su--- I'll come back later.
>>6677148
Not him but there's a lot of pressure on Asian youth in both school and work
>>6677115
Oh, yes, I know, I know! What I would give to be afforded the time to sneak away from all the gold and glamour to eat a simple cup ramen with the commoner students in the middle class neighborhoods a drive down the old Ouran Avenue.
Well... I can't be the only one here deserving of your undivided attention can I? Prepare your tastebuds for the best cake you will ever eat in your life.
Not because they're special or anything, but because you will be escorted by the Prince of Hosts as you consume them!
And with that, miss. I shall see you very soon!
>Passes you a card with name and number on it
>Drives off in a limo with a mysterious driver
>>6677147
You didn't know that already?
Geez, people here are as stupid as always
>>6677138
Is not like it matters when I always have my magic barriers active. What do you want to do?
>>6677155
Eh you gave it your best shot, and that's all that counts
>>6677153
>>6677161
Economy sucks, mandatory military sucks, work hours might suck, but it's more of the extreme social pressure and competition, the difficulty of finding a good job, the decrease in general friendliness, a fucked up government, etc.
Korea is a nice place to live, but it's also hell on earth for people who can't handle it.
I'm the wrong person to be making fun of about the suicide rates though, I'm pretty privileged and detached from those problems. I made sure of that.
>>6677166
Forgive me for not
caring about what you are
since you are so plain.
>>6677170
I just wanted to pet your head...
>>6677195
I'm not plain, I'm amazing, the best there is!
You're nothing more than a bully
>>6677194
Too bad your food is still dogshit :^)
>>6677194
Well, I hope the situation for those people get better
>>6677196
It should be more than clear I don't allow such levels of intimacy from strangers, nor people I'm not friendly with, which is almost nobody here.
>>6677215
http://travel.cnn.com/seoul/eat/40-foods-koreans-cant-live-without-054198/
Kys.
>>6677217
I hope it does, really. I have too many friends who dropped out of college and too many friends that have gone to other cities because they have jobs there.
It's really a difficult time for everyone, and I'm thankful that I found something so stable so soon. I didn't go to college, but I can do it whenever I please, and pay with my own money after saving enough.
>>6677215
Approaching the end
>>6677226
>Insert Reihardcock
>>6677215
>A photo of her foster family is next to Fumi's dish as she eats alone in the table.
>>6677131
>I-I don't have a lot of time on here, so I end up having to leave a lot of times mid-conversation... It's not you, it's me!
>>6677163
I'm doubtful your company can make a piece of cake taste better than some of the ones I've already eaten, but I applaud your spirit.
See you whenever then, so-called Prince.
...Strange kid.
>>6677232
...Ah, something I don't need.
>>6677208
I am the bully?
You prompted my response with
your little call-out.
Tell me, young fairy
can you really be the best
when you clearly aren't?
>>6677231
Soy sauce crab looks gucci senpai.
>>6677231
Not going to lie, Galbi looks really fucking good. There's no Korean restaurant here though.
>>6677258
But I am the best, it's a fact.
You can't prove that I'm not
did any crazy drama happen while I was gone?
>>6677268
While I'm busy being stabbed to death in the showers, you guys are busy relaxing, watching TV. I see how it is.
>>6677277
DDD told us he was gay for you.
>>6677271
Your actions will speak
louder than any words. So,
show me your strength. Now.
>>6677268
Fumi's on a fucking warpath.
>>6677292
But I'm sleepy, I was going to bed
>>6677287
that's gay.
>>6677293
>>6677268
Why are we sparring in a bathroom of all places? Tch...Let's end this quick, or let it end me, whatever works for me.
>>6677299
we know,we know. he said he loves you irl.
>>6677298
Then you are quite weak.
A true warrior will prove
his own strength always.
>>6677307
>Tfw you will never make Fumi your bitch or the other way around
What a world we live in. Also winner next slide.
>>6677320
A true warrior does what she wants
And I want to sleep.
I want to cum on Fumi's face.
>>6677331
GO MEXICAN BOY.
>>6677332
A true warrior
would not turn down the chance to
prove his or her strength.
>>6677340
>Killing his bitch after boning her
How Mexican can you get?
>>6677318
I doubt it.
He hasn't pulled any gay shit.
>>6677338
I want to cum on Alice's face.
>>6677341
You're just mad that I'm smarter than you.
>>6677346
Winner
>>6677360
Placements
>>6677346
>>6677331
>>6677360
>Just like real life, some next gen shit this game was.
>Thanks for hosting.
>>6677365
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6677365
>thanks for hosting
>>6677360
Thanks for hosting, my negro.
>>6677360
Thanks for hosting
>>6677358
Again, prove yourself.
You will refuse again since
you know you are wrong.
>>6677360
Congratulations.
>>6677365
Thank you for hosting.
>>6677360
Hmh. Congratulations, stranger! Thou hast mine thanks for this bout!
>>6677365
>Thanks for hosting, man
>>6677403
>another host
No. I don't think we had one for 2 hours or so.
>>6677360
Congratulations!
>>6677365
Thank you!
>>6677403
i might host. but first i need to finish something