HG thread

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Seems I'm the first in.

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>>6671273
You win a free crumpet and a glass of rum. Aren't I simply a kind soul?

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>>6671273
Feel prooooud?
>>6671280
But the frying would still get rid of some of it! I'm sure, I'm sure!

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>>6671294
I'm too young for that, so I'll just have tea with it. Thank you though. Hey, the way you're dressed seems kinda familiar, where are you from?
>>6671313
A little bit.

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>>6671342
Just tea? I believe I can arrange for that, love. It's in a gentleman's nature, after all.
...Ah, yes, my pirate outfit. Don't I simply look smashing in it? I wouldn't think I looked familiar, but you learn something new everyday. I believe the collective term for it is "The United Kingdom".

HG GAME WHEN

>>6671294
You're still a wanker.

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>>6671403
Sorry, but is too late for me to run the program

>>6671403
NEVER

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>>6671396
United Kingdom? That means you're a British guy right? That means I'm the first to meet an actual Brit in my family!

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>>6671354 (Magical Girl lady)
It's a demon, silly, it's a demon! He couldn't care less about the safety of a human!
>>6671378 (Canute)
Kuuuuu.
Ruuuu.
Mi!
But yeah, yeah! It's from waaay to the east.
>>6671342
Isn't that a little silly, hmmm?

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>>6671424
Takes one to know one, wanker. Completely rude.
>>6671452
Yes, it means I am a Brit. A devilishly handsome one at that, wouldn't you agree?
...This is the first time in your family you've actually met a British person? Then I'm glad I gave you that honour, love, especially since it's me. To whom do I owe the pleasure, miss...?
>>6671407
Of course I'm not going to melt the deadly bee, that would simply be insane! I may be a prick, but I have standards, damn you!
>>6671378 (Thorfinn)
You haven't? How in the bloody hell haven't you seen me before? I'm the country you rule over, for God's sake--
>His head instantly turns to look at Thorfinn, looking a tad bit miffed at his presence.
The name is Arthur. What is it you require from me, lad? Is something the matter?
>>6671420 (Otto)
>Tilting his head, he looks at the coins, seeming quite confused at the man's question.
...Man? I do believe that's the Queen you're looking at, lad. Our Queen. Queen Elizabeth II.
>>6671428 (Ash)
There is? Do tell, lad, because I'd be interested to see what we could possibly get along with.

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>>6671493
Not at all, I have to avoid being last.

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>>6671468(asgore)
Don't be loud, you know is almost midnight, right?.
Well, i should go to sleep.
Goodnight, "monster"

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>>6671352
But I'm having fun as a Magical Girl. Being one is all I ever wanted...
>>6671374
M-Magical Girls exist to help others, so they have to be righteous! Which means you have to do your best to be kind and helpful towards others, and you must always do the right thing! That's what being a Magical Girl is all about!
>>6671420
C-Candle? I-I don't think I have anything like that, but-
>The Magical Girl pulls out an egg shaped object from her pocket
I have magical candies!

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>>6671465
It's not very, urm, good for a man to know what a lady has under their clothes. It may not be bothersome to you, but I don't particularly want to know that much about you.

>>6671521
Get bent, you sheep shagging tosser.

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>>6671427
FUCK ME DADDY

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>>6671535
>is the first time i say this...
>kys

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>>6671381
Where is all that coming from? She doesn't strike me as someone who would betray anyone.
>>6671417
O-Of course I do... I wouldn't do it if I had a choice.

>>6671521
hey now, mad bulls breathe has never dug men glory

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>>6671525
Yeah, good night human.

>Smolgore mumbles under his breath about not being a "pokeyman" as the human walks away.

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>>6671493
But he was so kind when we talked! He even made me laugh when I was feeling down, s-so I don't care if he was a demon or not! He was just confused!

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>>6671509
>She places an oversized walnut on top of the shrine maiden.
>>6671522
Not when it's not entries, silly~.
>>6671554
Kehehe...kehahaha! Don't you get it, silly? It was all his plan from the start!

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>>6671493
Sorry if this rends you a little differently from the rest, but.... you're an agitating sight to see. I-I-I'm truly sorry.

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>>6671533
You're talking about Wales, not me.
You've got issues, you lazy sod. I wouldn't be surprised if you were dead from the neck up.
>>6671552
...You... You have sooken some sense into me, lad. This wisdom cannot be replicated! Not even from China! What other wise words do you have for me?

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>>6671562
I-I'm sorry, but I don't believe that!

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>>6671562
You don't understand, and I can't blame you. But I must avoid being last.

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>>6671521
>he looks even closer at the coin
Are you sure this is a woman? It's hard to tell. Our queens look nothing like this back home.

>>6671528
>Otto takes the egg shape object and plops it into his mouth
This candy isn't one I've ever tried before. Are these eligible for trade?

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>>6671521
Correct me if I'm wrong. And I know I'm not, you are a tea connoisseur, non?

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>>6671567
Hmmm? Because of the wings?
>>6671586
Believe me, believe me! A vampire never lies!
>>6671588
You'd have 250 to go to be last, you know. Hmmmm....
>She looks like she's thinking of something.

>>6671584
a statement
you are juicy and you can’t have yet another disappointment disappointed

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>>6671593
W-Wait! Don't do that! It's not a candy like that!
>The egg shaped object is as big as the Magical Girl's fist and is almost indestructible
A-Are you alright?

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>>6671604
No reason not to do my best though, right?

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>>6671521
Arthur, right whatever. I'm looking for a fair haired looking man-woman, you've seen him lurching around these parts of town.

>Thorfinn bobbed his hands on his hips, while perking his head around for Canute's presence

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>>6671604
I didn't say that you were lying, but maybe you just don't know the truth. You're accusing someone just because they're a demon!

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>>6671604
>He turns his back on you.

Yes.

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>>6671593
>England's studying it as closely as he can, wondering if his eyesight was going bad or not.
Age is a cruel thing, you see. It's the Queen, and I bet my pirate outfit that it's her.
>>6671595
Wrong, I enjoy rum more than I like tea.
Of course I'm a tea connoisseur, I'm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. What of it?
>>6671611
I'm juicy? Erm. That's certainly...That's certainly something you can describe me as. And did you just call me a disappointment? Rude. I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the soup economy.
>>6671636
"Man-woman"? I may or may not know who you're talking about, but I'm unsure on if I should tell you about him or not. What would happen if I were to say yes?
>He looks for the British prince, wondering where he disappeared to. Should he do the same, or should he fight one of Emil's lackeys head-on should things go south?

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Where's the shitposting?
I come here for shitposting and you just give me shit house tier posting?

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>>6671659
Kehehe. I know how demons work, silly~. I've summoned bigger an scarier than him, too!
>>6671662
>She's still holding him up by the back of his clothes.
Kehehe, you need to be more tolerant.
>>6671624
Youuu...think it's a competition!

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we need a host?

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>>6671671

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>>6671690
It appears so.

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>>6671687
T-That doesn't mean anything! You can't just judge an individual based on your assumptions!

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>>6671690
It would certainly be appreciated, thank you.
>>6671697
...
>The gentleman takes a deep breath.
I am THIS close to dropkicking you out into the nearest lake. Are you having fun mocking me? I'm England, damnit, all I want is respect!

>>6671671
no, disappointments through broken chains, torn contracts
Your juice is that of a flower, golden treasure.

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>>6671716
It's not assumptions, it's fact! It's fact!
>>6671690
Always!

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>>6671722
I... May not have a clue on what you are referring to, but this is certainly getting poetic.
"Golden treasure"? I certainly never expected to have comments like these in my entire lifetime. There's a first time for everything, I suppose. You would say these to Alice, surely.

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>>6671671
Dunn- Unsure if you should tell me about him or not? So you know at least a bit of info on his location, spill it out man I don't have much time. I don't want another damn body to pile up on my conscious.

>He carefully unsheathes his dagger, just in case if things go south.

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>>6671718
>When your own government desperately wants to cuck its constituents and try so hard to hand control of itself to the non-country of Belgium, it's hard to take England seriously.

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>>6671671
You could say I am one too. So how about we share a cup?

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>>6671727
N-No, it's not! You can't judge one of them, just because you think you know how they work! That's not how a Magical Girl should act, so I won't even consider listening to you!

>>6671736
name a disappointment

>>6671690
Yes. I would be happy if you would be ours.

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>>6671687
It is, sorta.

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>>6671687
>He protests in a flamboyant fit of rage.
UNHAND ME YOU SNIVELING OFFSPRING OF SATAN, I'LL HAVE YOU CASTED BACK TO HELL AS RIGHTEOUSLY SLOW.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_pjeFq-44

23rd Game Master
First 24

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>>6671745
>He puts his hands behind him, thanking himself for choosing to wear the pirate outfit today. That sword certainly looks realistic...
Tell me why you want him. He looked quite afraid when you called out for him, and I would hate it if I had to fight Emil again...
>>6671747
>If England could read minds, he would be absolutely livid right this very moment. Ignorance is bliss, as they say in the good 'ol U.K.
>And if Belgium was here, she'd probably be pissed at that comment, too.
Take them off! I want you to take them off right this very instant! It's a mockery to the entirety of the United Kingdom!
>>6671748
You are one! How delightful! I would enjoy it so if we could, but something tells me you wish to harm me. No one acts aggressive and then offers tea straight after.
>>6671752
America.
Simple and to the point, wouldn't you agree?

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>>6671794
Shitposter

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>>6671794
Velvet Crowe

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>>6671794
Capra Demon

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>>6671794
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

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>>6671794
Smolgore

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>>6671794
Ash Crimson

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>>6671794
Reigen Arataka

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>>6671794
Thorfinn and Canute

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>>6671794
Snow White

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>>6671794
Ichigo

>>6671806
Tales of Censoria

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>>6671798
Oh, don't tell me you let that banter get to you ahaha~

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>>6671794
Rapeman

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>>6671794
Izaya

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>>6671794
Nymph

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>>6671794

>>6671798
yes, chains broken, contracts burned
you are a flower, they bees. they seek only a crack in the glass, so that they might flood in

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>>6671794
Kurumi

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>>6671794
You Watanabe

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>>6671794
Rosehip

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>>6671794
Araragi

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>>6671794
Tyuule

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>>6671794
Kled and Skaarl

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>>6671794
Bill

>>6671830
Oi cunt did ya go to the Centrelink to pick up money for ya child support?

>>6671850
CHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6671827
>Wait... what?

3 more

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>>6671794
Trump

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>>6671798
So. You do know him, yup. I'm just going to kill you and safely assume you've kidnapped him. Good bye.

>He wings out his short-blades, and swiftly lands one against your jugular.

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>>6671749
Nonono. Nonono.
>She reaches over and shushes quietly, poking the girl on the nose.
Vampires know their magic~. Demons are a part of that.
>>6671774
>She starts laughing.
I was never there in the first place, silly! I was born on Earth!
>>6671772
Buuuuut...whyy?

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>>6671861
Puru Clone

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>>6671794
Yellow Heart

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>>6671794
Angery Doggo

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>>6671859
v/'s been going apeshit over the eu version censoring a certain scene where x character dies. Meanwhile the us version censored the costume instead.

>>6671869
<3!

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>>6671798

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>>6671857
WAH? WHERE!? ARE THEY TAKIN' MAH SPECIAL JUICE AGAIN?!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEE
>Kled runs towards the direction of the voices in his head

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>>6671864
It's hard to explain, but I have many siblings so I have to do my best.

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>>6671864
>He gives up easily.

Witch, demon, satyr, can you unhand me now?

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>>6671794
Waspinator

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>>6671891
I only have one, and she's bad enough! Ugh, family.
>>6671902
>Her voice becomes deafening.
VAMPIRE!
>And down it drops back to normal.
Hmmmm...why should I?

>>6671908
>Beast Wars
My nigga

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>>6671828
Although your acting skills are exceptional, you've convinced me well enough that maybe I SHOULDN'T accept your offer. Something about you screams off to me, so forgive me for this.
>>6671836
True, true. Your poetic words seem to be having an effect on me, as I have some vague idea what you're referring to. What does America have to do with all of this?
>>6671863
>And, of course, as he tries to scream, he dies with an angry look on his face...
>Did you know that nations can come back to life, mate? England certainly did, and he comes back with a sword pressed against the back of Thorfinn's neck. That pirate outfit certainly looks authentic.
Give me one good reason not to kill you right here and now. I didn't kidnap him at all. You're awfully trigger happy, yeah?
>>6671885
>
It looks like I'm going to have to take care of you now, France. Stay still so I can beat you into submission.

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>>6671794
Yuno

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>>6671864
>Surprised by the vampire's sudden action, the Magical Girl blushes out of embarrassment
D-Don't do that! Fine, you wouldn't like it if I said you're dumb just because I met one dumb vampire before, right? E-Even if I wouldn't say something like that... But it would be unfair, right?

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Any swaps?

>>6671908
>>6671922
Swap these out with these
>>6671862
>>6671851

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>>6671884

>>6671921
why talk shit about the bird history of depression?
you will think with grace

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>>6671932
I think it looks fine.

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>>6671936
Thank you.

>>6671941
The sweetest CPU!

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>>6671932
Not to my knowledge, no. Thank you.
>>6671945
You have small grains of truth in your words, lad. Why talk negatively about his history of depression?
I know I will think with grace. I am a gentleman, and gentlemen always think with grace.

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>>6671929
Why not, why not?
>She steps closer.
Kehehe, vampires are as varied as can be. But demons are a lot more orderly, silly. They don't put much value on human lives at all!

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>>6671921
Don't be that way. What happened to having a lion's heart?

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>>6671880
>I can say on thing, and one thing only... at least I ain't in Europe. Also, it's just a damn costume at the end of the day.

>>6671954
Mhmm.

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>>6671932
>Locked and loaded! Rape-Man will resume after these messages!

>Hey, kids! Feeling bored with your life? Got nothing to do? Your favorite streamers not online? Existential dread setting in and you don't know what to do with your lives?
>Then try Star Was Rogue One brand distilled drinking water! Keep yourself hydrated while you continue to be a disappointment to your parents!

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>>6671967
B-But you can't be sure about that all of them are the same! That's just wrong and mean!

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>>6671932
Yeah, it looks a lil' full. We just gotta fix that, ain't that right Skaarl?
>The lizard yelps

>>6671965
I tire
speak my name if needed

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>>6671985
And with that commercial break over, let's begin

(Game Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbxm8As0508)

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>>6671921
>>6671915

>Ah snap, sorry to leave you guys hanging like this. I've reached my limit. Good night.

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>>6671915
Don't misunderstand, I don't hate them. >>6671932
Ready
>>6672004
Head protection is important when going fast.

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>>6672004
Woowie, they sure won't know what hit 'em with this here thornmail.
>Kled falls down from the weight
.......Skaarl, help me up girl.

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>>6672004
Thanks. Thanks a lot...

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>>6672004

Our champions seem only intent on killing each other.
Yuno has had enough of this shit.

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>>6671921

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I need to sleep
Goodnight everybody

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>>6672004
>Welcome Rape-Man faitihful to another exciting Rapeman adventure! And I do mean adventure for our hero has found himself in a fantasy world! Are there lovely lassies that he can "save" through the sheer power of his cock!? Will there be elves just made for the mind breaking!? The answers to these questions and more to come, but for now, let's check in on our hero!

Oh ho! Armour! I do feel a little more protected wearing this. Some girls do like to fight back, you know!

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>>6672037
Aw yeah, I'm gonna be so sneaky after this!

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>>6672004
>The Magical Girl jumps high up in the air, and lands on top of a tree
It's time to find some people who need my help!
>She starts jumping from one tree to another, and that's how she leaves the Cornucopia

>>6672051
>quietly pets

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>>6672037

You know what they say about stirring up the hornet's nest.

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>>6671988
Kehe...but it's true~. At least from my land.
Hmmmmm. Congrats, either way!
>She pulls out from somewhere a bar of chocolate, holding it out with a childish grin.
>>6672011
>Sorry, have a good night.
>>6672004
NO FAIR!
>>6672012
Hmmmpf. Yours must be a lot nicer than mine.
>>6672043
Buh-bye.

>>6672037
Started with 3 tributes (could've had 5)
Down to 1
Dear god I'm fucked.

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>>6671980
...True. I do happen to have a lion's heart. I would accept if you have any on you at the current time.
>>6671994
Ah, you're going to sleep? Thank you for the encouraging words, lad. I will make sure to speak for your name if needed.
...I-I don't know your name, though...
>>6672004
>
Look, Leon! This is what we call a "metallic ore". You and I will both take it home and we'll inspect it later, yes?
>>6672011
Right when I was about to give you your comeuppance, too... Hmph. Good night, you twit. I won't take this lightly.
>>6672037
Since when did I get so weak? This must be some sort of new technology I haven't heard of! Curse you!
>>6672040
>A political cartoon released by the French back in the late 1800's. England isn't taking too lightly to this at all, as you can "see".
Cut this foolishness out! Why are you so difficult?!

>>6672077
shitpost

>>6672077
shitpost

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>>6672037
Haha! You fools! You cannot stop the Hero of Lewd! The Cockwarrior of Justice! My boner is the boner that shall pierce the Heavens!

>Such bravado! That's our hero, ladies & gents!

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>>6672037
Guess we weren't the only ones smart enough t'think ahead eh girl?
>Skaarl yelps
Yeah, we just gotta git em later.
>>6672069
FIne, now git outta mah land...Awful close there aint'ch-
>An ally has been slain.

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>>6672069
Maybe I can find something useful here. Well, I could wait for the sun to come up, but a Magical Girl must work at night too, so that's not an option!

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>>6672069
Let's be honest here, the concept of Yellow Heart with Deathtouch is a frightening idea, no wonder why those tributes resorting to such extreme methods of elimination.
>>6672070
VERY FAIR

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>>6672069
>Soon enough, there were reports about a sudden increase of food poisoning amongst goblins. Whether this was because of England's cooking or because Jerry forgot to wash his hands again is to be decided.
>>6672083
That's your name? Short and to the point. Thank you for your time, Shitpost. I appreciate you teaching me about your language and native tongue--
>>6672086
...
I've been had, haven't I?
>>6672093
I don't know what this lady did wrong, but if we need to dance to make it official, it must be serious! I'm glad to be your partner for today, everyone!

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>>6672070
>The Magical Girl turns around, so she doesn't have to look at the vampir
S-Sorry. I'd prefer not to accept that from you, and I don't think I want to talk to you anymore if you refuse to listen to anything I say..

>>6672093
Holy shit I just realized you put exactly what I wanted for Biglegs even though I didn't say his name

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>>6672093
How delicious! That look on her face is as almost as sweet as the face of ahegao she'll make when I win this Game!

>snap!

Of course, you'll be next after I'm done with her, Princess!

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>>6672093
A bee-zare alliance emerges after a night of peace

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>>6672069
>>6672093
This is rough.
>>6672070
They might be. But are you really on very bad terms with yours?
>>6672104
Boom! a hit!

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>>6672068
O-oh! Thanks! That feels nice!

>>6672069
Aw yeah, X marks the spot! I'm gonna be so rich!

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>>6672093
T-This is just a prank, right?
>The Magical Girl giggles
Y-Yes, it must be a prank! There's no way a princess like her could be a bully!

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>>6671956
But I'm not mommy?

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>>6672104
Did you hear that?! There! In the bushes!

>What a friendship! Hardcore Rape-Man fans will remember that Rapeman had a Waspinator action figure in chapter 36! What a brouhaha that was!

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>>6672077

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>>6672102
You're welcome

EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcP28w2FF7M

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>>6672101
Heey, come on, I was trying to say sorry. I've been saving these for something special, too, I have!
>>6672109
Hmmpf. Elis makes a bad example for vampires everywhere! No thought to what she does, or who she hurts or turns or kills!

>>6672125
Now this is a pokemon I can really relate with.

>>6672119
You're Yellow Heart, the sweetest CPU.

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>>6672135

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>>6672077
I do have my collection at the mansion, but I was wondering if you had anything exotic.

>>6672122
>Pulls you to erp.

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>>6672160

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>>6672131
Such a lovely Queen you are! Don't worry, it won't be over soon! Just let me kiss you my dear, let me kiss your lips before your tongue hangs from them!

>smooch!

And now the coup de grâce! Look at you squirm, look at your eyes! They want this! They NEED this! Rape Man is here to save you from that brute! ....he's behind me isn't he? Oh dear.

>Oh no! That spells the end of our hero's adventure here! It just goes to show you: NTR is terrible fetish and you're a terrible human being if you like it. That's the moral of the story today.

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>>6672104
Truth be told, I threatened her with my cooking until she ran away in disgust. I don't even know what's so bad about it, I never get any criticism for it...
It only goes to show. You should never mess with a Brit. Not even fate can tamper with my future!
>>6672125
>He's clenching his fists and looking positively mad at it all.
You're going over the line, you git! Cease this foolishness at once before I make you!
>>6672131
What... WHAT DID I DO WRONG, AMERICA? I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE BONDED OVER OUR MUTUAL DISLIKE FOR FRANCE, BUT NO, YOU JUST HAD TO BE SELFISH ABOUT IT--
>In the middle of his drunken rant, he's struck over the back of the head with a chair. He's dead.
>>6672155
If I had anything exotic? Hm... China gave me some, as did a few other people. What do you consider "exotic", exactly? I enjoy the classics, funnily enough.

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>>6672160
(What he said)
>>6672169

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>>6672175

>>6672153
Aw shit, and it gives (You)'s too? This pokemon really can do it all.

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>>6672145
You think so?

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>>6672131

And our winner is!

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>>6672131
Ahhhh, my head!..
>>6672132
Is this your younger sister? Have you talked to her about it?

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>>6672187
>The worst of timelines. In shock, the Brit jumps back with his fists raised. He may be brave, but he has his limits.
You! It's you, you lazy sod! What are you doing here? Haven't you done enough already?
>>6672200
...
I personally think it's hilarious that she won despite sparing me. Congratulations to her, and thank you dearly for hosting, sir.

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>>6672200
Good job and thank you for toasting!

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>>6672200
Goodness, aren't you a treat! Congratulations on your victory!

>Her eyes are up there, Rape Man! That's our hero! And that's our story for today. Tune in next time for the further spread of the holy word of ADPB! Same Rape-Man time! Same Rapeman network!

(Congrats and thanks for hosting!)

>>6672200
Thanks for hosting.

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>>6672209
No. You need to go back.

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>>6672200

And the placements, congrats to our third double winner, Miss Crowe.

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>>6672201
Bigger. We just don't talk anymore. I can't make her stop because I'm not as strong as her, either.
>>6672200
Nice, nice! Congraats! And thanks~.

>>6672218
>pets the bag

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>>6672200
Ah well. I made it to the final 4. Congratulations and thanks for hosting.

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>>6672132
I-I don't need it! Sorry, but if I can't convince you to stop being so judgemental, I'm not sure if I should talk to you.
>>6672200
Congratulations!
>>6672228
Thank you!

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>>6672175
Ooo~ No one has better tea than the Chinese. But you know any sort of tea that's well...rare! Something you would really have to put in the effort to get a cup. Like yellow gold tea for example.

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>>6672200
Congrats!

>>6672228
Thanks for hostin'!

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>>6672233
Hello there, are you inviting me to stick around for the post-game festivities? Usually I just hop in the Rapemobile and make my way back to the Rape Cave.

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>>6672227
I... I need to go back? But I'm his BROTHER! I was there for him since he was a colony! What do I have to go back to?!
>>6672239
As much as I would love to say otherwise... Yao makes the best tea. I will give him that, and that only.
Ah, you mean that kind of tea! I might have some back at home, but the name eludes me no matter how many times I try to remember it. I hate to disappoint, but I don't have any on me, unfortunately.

>>6672250
Go back to leaving the Union, Jack.

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>>6672236
But don't you waaant it? It could calm your nerves~.
Hmmmmmmmmmh. Maybe those work different. Kehehe, I dunno.

I want to drench Ash Crimson's body in lube and mercilessly grope his butt

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>>6672254
I already left the Union.
I'd say I regret it, but then I'd be lying to you, and a gentleman never lies.

>>6672243
I just want someone to rape me in a dark alley~.

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>>6672228
.....Tch, not good enough. But, it's progress.

hands are the sexiest things omfg

>>6672264
Also, say no to radical Islam.

>>6672265
>ramsay

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>>6672269
Is that why holding hands is deemed inappropriate?

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>>6672265
W...what!? You want it to happen to you!? That's not rape at all!

But, as a Cock Warrior of Justice, it is my duty to make girls ahegao!

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>>6672250
>sighs
You really are going to make me fetch mine are you? How gentlemen like....fine.

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>>6672269
Here you go. You're welcome.
>>6672271
You're asking too much of me, Anonymous. However, because I truly am a kind soul, I will consider your request with all my heart.

>>6672268
>smacks you upside the head
Thank the host, dumbass. Your sister raised you better than that.

>>6672279
Quiet! If someone heard you say that, there would be pandemonium!

>>6672287
Y-YES~! Put it in me, I need a rape baby!

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>>6672289
Well, I apologise, but it's not like I can just pop over there in the middle of a conversation and grab some tea. Does it look like we're in England to you?
Thank you regardless, I suppose. In return, you win a free crumpet and a glass of rum. Or tea. However you like it.

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>>6672261
Take a number and get in line with the rest of the losers.

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>>6672293
I'm curious is all. Where I come from we look at trafficking and whores to be a problem, not hand-holding.
This place confuses me to no end. It's almost like the complete opposite of where I come from.

>>6672290
And remind Germany that skepticism of radical Islam and their crimes are not hate speech.

Ash Crimson is for grinding.

>>6672309
>Takes number
>Patiently waits

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¡m štīl1 h3rę

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>>6672303

>Wait shit, I think I wrote myself into a corner here folks. Wait, no! I can just call this a fan doujin! Yeah, that's it! There's Rape Man fan doujins anyway, I remember reading a really good one where he became Faust from Guilty Gear. I wonder what other fun doujins I'll find at Comiket this year...

>>6672321
ƒåçço†

>>6672314
F-first of all, stop talking about that lewd act! I pray they don't come
Second, it is lewdest act because sex shows pleasure and lust. That act is a show of pure love, and nothing is purer and lewder than its doing

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>>6672315
Ludwig would probably take away my drinking privileges if I did so, but I will. Just don't expect him to actually do anything as he's a busy man protecting Italy.
>6672321
What was that I just heard? I could have sworn I heard something. It must be my hearing... Tá mé ró-shean.

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W-W-Who...?

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>>6672307
You're lucky I can teleport or else we would both have nothing...anyways hang tight.

>>6672318
If by grinding you mean me grinding your face against a concrete floor then sure.

>>6672320
Thank you. Your current wait time is a thousand years.

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>>6672279
>You stands behind Otto in her demoness outfit. She starts whispering
Holding hands is inappropriate because it's making progress in getting a relationship!
And as we all know...there's no time for such a thing when everyone's too busy to train and put their performance on the first and the very best spot!
>she makes a twirl and holds up a peacesign along with a wink

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>>6672345
>Forgetting to quote the post, real smooth Smolgore.
>>6672321

>>6672292
Ack!
>She starts rubbing the back of her head, with the bandaged arm while clenching her other hand.
Tch... thanks for hosting.

>Velvet Crowe since 4chin wants to be a dick about pics.

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>>6672346
We're teleporting there? And to think I would need a pentagram and a few candles to do so... Alright, then.
>The gentleman crosses his arms and makes sure to not freak out when it eventually happens. He's a magician, you know.

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>>6672345
>græbš th£ k¡đ from hī$ 4rm
Ītš yoūr f4ūlt, 4sg0r3

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>>6672229
Sounds kinda immature. So does she not care about how you feel then?

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>>6672333
Don't be ridiculous. You're making it seem like this-
>Otto grabs the anon's hand and holds it
Isn't a sign of affection for another person. Love making and hand-holding are different levels of showing one's affection.

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>>6672370
We? Oh non non. I'm not letting you in my mansion. You just wait here and I'll be back with a couple of cups

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Somebody smother me to death in my fucking sleep tonight.

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>>6672349
Relationships and training shouldn't matter to you. Use whatever demonic magic your school has taught you to get better without any hassle.

>>6672381
LEWD

>>6672390
>smothers you with a big black bbw booty

>>6672390
>smothers your cock with my mouth

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>>6672374
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Smolgore struggles to free himself from Gaster's grip.
Lemme go, what did I do?! Who are you?!

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>>6672386
Oh. Well, I thought you were going to take me there, but it's an honest mistake. Righto, I'll just sit here and wait for you to come back.
>He wonders if Ash is going to ditch him and just needs an excuse to do it... Naaaah, there's no way he would do that.
>>6672390
What time, mate? I'm a busy man, so this has to fit within my schedule. I can't do favours for free.

>>6672381
AH! W-what are you doing! ~Stop this p-please! Someone might see!

>>6672390
No! Just a few more years until full liver failure and the slow death you deserve! Hang in there, Crocodile Dundee.

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>>6672396
>holds this anon's hand as well
You're being too loud. There's nothing lewd about this. In fact, it can be used in many ways, such as making sure a small child doesn't get lost or to help someone off the ground.

>>6672410
This must be some kind of joke. There is not reason to see this as a negative thing. You're stressing yourself out by making this into a big deal.

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>>6672379
She doesn't care about anything except making that freaky angel happy and killing things....

>>6672410
>sees
hot damn this is some saucy shit

>>6672401
>>6672401
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>>6672431
LEWDDDD
>Splashes hot oil in your face

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>>6672395
I-I'm not a demon...H-how many times do I have to tell you that? I just made a big, scary costume so it'd make you frightened!
>she points her finger at the man as she keeps the wink up
It was just a kind of joke, it isn't that weird...really...

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>>6672439
>Smolgore struggles harder.
I didn't kill no monsters! Lemme go, or...or I'll scream!

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>>6672444
>the hot oil splashes in his face
>Otto runs over to the nearest sink and splashes water on his face to make the burning stop
D-Did you steal this from my inventory!?

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>>6672408
>Ash slowly fades away only to return merely seconds later. Cups in hand

You look surprised.

>>6672456
M-maybe
>The anon dashes off

WHO TOUCHED THE CHILD?

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>>6672455
$C€4M £\\ ĐO YŒU W4NT...
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>>6672454
Who would ever joke about something like that!? It's not funny to spook someone out with something that could possibly be truthful for someone looking to become a goddess!
It also makes sense that you would steal my looks to make people think it was me that's the demon, sending me to burn at the stake while you walk away free!

>>6672469
>Otto puts gauze all around his face to feal the burning
I'll find you, whoever you are!

>>6672476
>needing to ask this
>when Araragi's around

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>>6672488
>heal

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>>6672483
N-N-No I'm not! I'm...I'm alive!
>Smolgore is struggling as hard as he can.

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>>6672468
>As soon as Ash leaves, England looks to the side and talks to a good friend of his, although it looks like he's talking to the air when Ash comes back. He snaps back to attention, looking happy.
Surprised? I do? I suppose I thought you were ditching me, but I'm glad you didn't.
>>6672476
IT WAS THAT ONE OVER THERE! YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!

>>6672488
>A customer walks in
Hey Otto! Are you o- Woah, are you okay dude? What happened to your face?

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>>6672434
Ah man, that is pretty sad. If one of my siblings didn't care about me, I'd probably feel a lot emptier inside.

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>>6672488
>You locks her hands together and rests them on her back
It just seemed like a fun prank to pull off! Besides, don't you think it's silly to think of me as a goddess of the sea?
There's a lot of things I'd like to be and there's plenty of things I'd like to see, but I'll never be or see a goddess! H-hey...I didn't steal anyone's looks, this is just how I look. Besides, they'd instantly notice the difference! I'm a girl and you're a boy, it's that simple.

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>>6672497
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>>6672512
I stopped caring first! She's crazy, she's crazy!

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>>6672399
>>6672400
W-What? Das real lewd mang...
>>6672408
Probably in another eight or so hours.
>>6672418
I can't handle a few more years, I just want to be dead now

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>>6672336
D|€

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>>6672519
W-W-What?
>Smolgore stops struggling and stares at him.
D'ya...d'ya mean Alphy?

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>>6672505
I'm not going to sell anything to anyone today. I think I might dump this oil into the ocean and start over. This place is too dangerous for barrels of oil.

>>6672518
Not a literal Goddess, but an...idol of the sea? I'm not sure how to explain it. There aren't many female sailors where I'm from, so you would have to be some sort of Goddess to go out there.
It may be that simple, but in a panic people act first and ask questions later. You being manly looking or me being feminine looking won't matter when people are panicked. One of us will fall, and since my luck is always low I'll take my bet that I'll be the one to fall.

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>>6672530
Eight hours? If I'm awake for it, you've got a deal, mate. One problem, however. How can I do it without leaving any evidence it was me? The police wouldn't be happy about this.
>6672533
...I swear, I can hear something, but I simply don't know what. Am I going deaf or something? If you're there, whoever you are, tug on my eyebrows!

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>>6672501
>Hands you a cup
Oolong tea. One of my favorites...were you talking to yourself or something?

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>>6672524
It's not really my place to tell you what to do, but I can't stay quiet. I think you should try to reconcile with her, family is important.

maybe if more than 2 people were actually making games at any given time, this community wouldn't be dying/persisting on heavy life support

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>>6672590
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>>6672620
I know one newfag is making a code

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>>6672604
One of mine, too.
>He goes to sip it, but stops when he asks that question.
Hm? Was I talking to myself? No, not at all. Just one of my friends, we're quite close. I don't expect you to see him, but he's right there.

>>6672628
ONE (1) FAG MAKING A CODE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
STOP EVERYTHING

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>>6672623
>Smolgore flies backwards and lands in a heap on the ground, battered.
>He sits up and starts to cry loudly.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I-I-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIN'! DON'T KILL MEEEE! WAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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>>6672607
Can you reason with an insane person? Huh, huh?
>>6672620
>I'm afraid to admit that I've just reached a wall with my own one.

>>6672620
Jokes on you. I already wrote two codes, but I never used one of them, because making codes is more fun than actually hosting.

>>6672632
Better than what we have going in this wasteland fa.m. You could easily make a game as easily as I could you know.

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>>6672620
>I'm revamping Terraria code over my winter break, and I'm continuing to add onto Abusement Park.

>>6672620
I'm going to make one, one day.
I don't have the tools to host, but I'll make one.

>>6672632
What about you smartass? Are you making a code/made a code recently?

>>6672643
>because making codes is more fun than actually hosting.
Fuck. Hey, me. I especially like writing arena events sometimes for games that will never see the light of day.

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>>6672629
>Ash frowns and looks away uncomfortably
Umm are you okay?

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>>6672594
I doubt they'll do a thing! If they're panicked, they'll be busier trying to keep their homes from being overrun and their own lifes from being washed away!
I don't think they'll be alarmed by you and I, a school idol and a merchant! Even with your luck I'll still try to turn a smile on their faces!
>she smiles, closing her eyes as she salutes the man
Yousoro! That's a promise! Not a single goddess is needed to conquer the sea and its rapids, don't be silly! I'm just an ordinary girl!

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>>6672620
I'll try making a game.

>>6672638
well good on you for at least trying to make one, even if it ended with nothing
>>6672643
Good for you. What about that unicorn you said was in your garage, did you feed it recently?
>>6672647
Already doing it bitch
>>6672652
tools take literally nothing to use
obtaining is easy unless you don't have some way of booting windows
>>6672658
Making a special code, what about you?

>>6672684
How bout them Alice games?

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>>6672678
...?
>He seems to be blissfully unaware of what he's saying, taking a quick glance to the side.
Yes, I'm fine. Why do you ask? I don't know what you're acting all jittery for.
>>6672688
>Is it easy to host on an iPad, then? Or mobile in general?
>I'll consider transitioning to the computer in the future, but I'm working on this for now. Bear with me until then, please. Already thought of a few events.

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>>6672636
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>>6672696
They are as dead as my hopes and dreams.

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>>6672688
It's not really nothing, I have the Gielinor Games, it's just progress has stymied.

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>>6672683
An ordinary girl with the dreams of becoming an idol, something we both view differently.
I hope you do succeed. I not only hope that, but I hope you don't have the same amount of bad luck as I've had, and I sure hope you don't get hot oil thrown in your face for holding-hands with someone. Make it sound I'm envious that I was born the wrong gender and could never achieve such a goal as being an idol.