HG thread. Best alola ice cream edition
>>6670085
Dammit and just when I started new one
>>6670085
Pudding is better.
>>6670032
Riled up? You must really be socially inept. I'm only proving you wrong, like I do every other time. No it's not because I'm mad at you, it's because I enjoy getting under your skin...you could have ignored what that faceless said about me, but you chose to divulge in it. You know why? Because I have you on strings, my dear puppet.
>>6670057
I think you'll find a bit too many witches here. Good luck telling them apart, they all kind of act the same too. Unruly.
>>6670113
Fuck your autistic threads.
>>6670126
How is this OP any less autistic than his bullshit?
Give me 36.
>>6670126
I guess. Mine would have ruined the night
>>6670141
I fucking hate his threads. Fuck off, you shitty apologist.
>>6670145
Smolgore
>>6670145
Onahole-chan
>>6670085
Ehhhhhh... shaved ice, taste really good.
>>6670145
Shitposter
>>6670145
Russian Partywagon
>>6670145
Araragi
>>6670145
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6670145
Sorona von Hartellia
>>6670145
Landsknecht
>>6670145
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6670085
You're calling that the best ice cream? Come to Britain and you'll find the greatest desserts this very Earth has to offer.
>>6670050 (Sorona)
Not exactly, since they're brainless and all, but I get your point perfectly well. Truthfully, this whole conundrum seems flawed from the start.
>>6670057 (The Traveller)
Ah, so you're looking for the same person that cursed you when you were a child, yes? Then...
>The gentleman sighs, throwing out his arms with a nervous smile.
I may not have been the same person that casted that curse, but I know magic like the back of my hand. Maybe I could help you out with it somehow?
>>6670125
Hm? I'm a puppet? What a predicament I seemed to have gotten myself into. Life will still go on, I suppose.
And you could have ignored what I said and went on with your life, choosing not to get into this argument. You may enjoy getting under my skin, but the fun gets sucked out if I'm this nonchalant about it.
...Are you implying you were the one that made that comment?
>>6670168
Can't win them all
>>6670145
Eggman-kun
>>6670168
B-But i put my image there...
>>6670145
Tresdin
>>6670145
Umi Sonoda
>>6670145
Maja.
>>6670145
Reigen Arataka
>Something came up. Sorry for anyone interacting with the traveler.
>>6670145
Capra Demon
>>6669998 (Canute)
>As the woman falls, the vampire grabs her dress to stop them from falling, before shaking the stranger lightly.
>>6669946 (Angua)
>She breaks the cuffs apart like they're not even there.
Hmpf. It's not my fault whatever kinsmen I have in your world don't know restraint!
>>6670194
>No worries.
>>6670145
Rika
>>6670145
>>6670168
Sophocles
>>6670145
Otto Suwen
>>6670145
Sophisto
>>6670145
Reimu Hakurei
>>6670145
Puru Clone
>>6670145
Vic Viper
>>6670145
Haruna
>>6670145
Ken Kaneki
>>6670181
I know, right?
>>6670206
Something tells me dat this is not rika
>>6670145
Snow White
>>6670145
Final boss of HG
>>6670145
Peashy
>>6670229
Shhhhhhhhh.
>>6670194
Life will still go on. You're forgiven, lad.
>>6670228
I know. It's just... It's just, for the lack of a better word, completely stupid.
>>6670229
She's wearing a disguise. Don't ruin it for her, she's still a child at heart.
>>6670145
Dr.Pig
>>6670229
Mátate porfa.
>>6670145
Dark Knight
>>6670145
Nagato
>>6670181
No,I just so happen to be here when it was said. And don't think you can fool me with the act.
>>6670145
Waspinator
>>6670145
Canute
>>6670079
>The stranger is bares little semblance of what seems suggested to be awoken, baring a sickly flush along the cheeks.
>>6670032
>The stranger gets agitated from Iggy's endless stream of questioning.
Really? That isn't up to your concern, now dawdle along from whence you came...kn-kn-knave. Persist to continue on this subject, then I'll have my guards escort you right away to the galley.
>>6670145
Excited Izanami
>>6670145
Ash Crimson
>>6670145
Sleeping lolis
>>6670145
Toriels ass
>>6670256
Dr.Pig. I'm Doc Hog.
>>6670283
>>6670145
Angua von Überwald
>>6669989
Says the girl still craving blood.
>>6669998
You don't sound confident.
>>6670254
Yeah, completely stupid
>>6670145
Dr.Pig Orton
>>6670254
>>6670242
Ok... Weirdos..
>>6670258
Can u not talk to me in spanish?. u ruin my perfect language with your shitposting
>>6670297
No Gorey.
>>6670298
Look, another German right?
>>6670283
>>6670298
Asgore, this is unworthy of a king!!
>>6670339
>Fine.
>>6670268
Good! I was almost afraid you were so desperate for attention you had to talk about yourself!
What act? This is all genuine, lad. That cup of tea earlier really helped me out.
>>6670273
"Knave"?
>The gentleman places a hand on his chest, looking offended. He's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, so where's his respect, dude?
I am merely concerned for your safety, lad, but if it's what you wish. How rude. Do you always treat your guests like this?
>>6670305
Nothing can be said that hasn't already been said before.
>>6670320
I have never felt so offended in my life. Alright then... Dog.
A few minutes for swaps and stuff while I take care of something else.
>>6670356
Let's do this!
>>6670352
it’s okay to sexualize my car
>>6670356
Waspinator, Ready
>>6670356
>Yawns
>>6670352
Thats a compliment for me?, thank u. i already know im "Dog".
>>6670176
>the girl who fucks her cheese
>>6670356
Well, well, well... it's been awhile, let's shake off that rust and kick some tail!
>>6670356
Good luck to all of you delicious looking people.
All I want for christmas is Matoi back
>>6670356
Looks fine.
>>6670356
Looks good
Time to fight!!
>>6670352
You really are a walking stereotype huh?
>>6670397
Yeah you do~
>>6670388
This again?
>>6670393
I'm anything but delicious... still, thanks for the luck!
>>6670356
It's that time again. My god have mercy on my soul.
>>6670393
Glad to see you decided to stay out of this. I wouldn't want to have you as an obstacle.
>>6670397
Obligatory "You look fine" joke.
>>6670356
Go!
Dr.Pig here
saying I will win this time
>>6670356
Adequate. Proceed.
>>6670410
Not now Faceless, I'm preparing for a match.
>>6670429
As for you Araragi I expected better from you.
>>6670422
You've never tried to eat a person before have you. The meat on a woman isn't as good or juicy as the meat of a man, but it's all the same in the end.
>>6670425
I just finishing my duties a little bit too late or else I would have joined.
>>6670437
Doc Hog here
saying that there can only be one pig here.
>>6670436
I'd miss the old grounds if I had been there before.
>>6670298
Aaaand? I already half-starve myself as it is~. I don't even feed from humans most of the time, either! It's been, like...four months, four months! Just because I feed doesn't mean I turn or kill! Hmpf, hmpf!
>>6670273
Heeeeeeey. Wake up, wake up~.
>She pokes the woman's cheek repeatedly.
>>6670393
Heeey, don't be weird, don't be weird.
>>6670436
I-I'm going to need a better one...
>>6670446
I know it's a terrible joke, but I felt the need to do it.
>>6670356
Let's do our best, Everyone!
>>6670436
attention all sweet meteor of deaths: im single
>>6670436
This tune is something I can get used to.
>>6670446
Let me help you prepare~
>>6670462
Fuck off
>>6670436
There's a better way to do this sir. Making me kick you there isn't telling the most vital parts.
>>6670448
You're better when you're off on the sidelines and not in a game like this. Kids don't deserve to die.
>>6670374
If it exists, it can be sexualised. Wise words from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
>>6670387
It is a compliment. If I really wanted to get you going, I would have called you something worse.
Cat.
>>6670407
What else did you expect? I'm disappointed that you expected anything else, lad.
>>6670436
>>6670471
Inefficiënt protection. Easy target.
>>6670436
REBAR!
>>6670511
Hey, come back! I want you to see this really cool...thing!
>>6670508
It's perfectly good protection! You just shouldn't kick guys in there!
>>6670436
>Grabbing her trusty sword and other accessories, she bolts out of the area.
>>6670448
......I am going to stop talking with you, to refrain from this getting any weirder than it can get.
>>6670511
Ahhhh.... this thing looks interesting! I think it's an ancient artifact... Sweet!
>>6670339
No. Überwaldian
>>6670347
What did you say, drake?
>>6670511
"Final boss of the HG"?
More like a combat dummy
>>6670511
Lost contact with target. Resume main objective.
>>6670482
I have already set out. Maybe next time.
>>6670471
Try not to lose your head in this round Araragi, stay focused and pay attention.
>>6670511
If it means going undetected then I will stomach the stench.
>>6670505
have the cartoon angel of that feel banned
>>6670511
These pee tracks. They're the tracks of an enemy nation!
>>6670511
If I keep walking along I'll surely run into someone who will try to kill me.
>>6670537
Megatron izzzzzzzz that you?
>>6670505
I thought you would be more original.
>>6670505
Thats very gay, fag.
>>6670489
I'm not a kid at all. I'm also certain that if I took my mask off I could make you scream like a little girl too if your afraid of bugs.
>>6670470
But eating the people you kill in the arena is the best part about it.
>>6670532
Ah.. it isn't that weird. It's more natural than anything to eat the deceased corpses of your enemies before they can decompose through natural means.
>>6670351
Smolgore is not for lewd.
>>6670534
That means Overworld right?
>>6670531
>when Araragi sticks it i a loli's ass
>>6670352
No, not at al--
>He finally bursts into a fit of flamboyant rage.
WHY, YOU POMPOUS DRAT! YOU'RE SO PRESUMPTUOUS TO THINK THAT YOU CAN SPEAK AS ROYALTY, WHAT A SOT YOU ARE! Is this how you honor the Prince of Denmark, and England unmourned? HOW FOOLISH!
>>6670470
>Still doesn't budge.
>>6670484
I'll rape your asshole with a rebar club you little shit
>>6670511
She isn't a cute dragoon but she is still pretty good.
>>6670531
This statement does not match your shrieks of pain and terror.
>>6670574
I do not expect the test subject to be capable of mating anytime soon.
>>6670572
Yes.
>>6670579
>
>>6670572
>Stay Safe Virgin Soviet
>>6670579
Ugh, these are yucky! Why're we eatin' 'em, again?!
It get cold like Minnesota
cold like Minnesota
cold like Minnesota
>>6670549
A single bad joke is hardly a sign of me losing my mind, trust me.
>>6670574
I-I've never done that...
>>6670579
S-Sorry, I should have known almost everything around here is past it's expiration date.
>>6670549
>sets out with Nagato
>>6670579
T-This is fine. No Magical Girl would give up just because an injury like this one!
>>6670562
...
Sorry, who?
>>6670579
WTF I am doing
>>6670570
That would be much appreciated if you kept your mask on! There's no need to cause a disturbance while I'm trying my best to stay alive.
>>6670579
Let's not gamble away our money with these games. I can't really afford it anyways.
>>6670579
Eggman does not disappoint.
>>6670579
>>6670601
B-Because i'm collecting information
>>6670570
C-Could you please stop talking about this decomposing and eating corpses stuff!? It's.... it's just weird, and no matter what you say will change it!
>>6670579
Hunting, hunting~ Ooooooooh... do I love to hunt!
>>6670621
Waspinator'zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Leader, Megatron had a Dragon Form
>>6670628
Would it scare you if I said even the mask is a bug mimicking a face?
>>6670585
I-It's the normal reaction to getting kicked like that...
>>6670511
There's no way in Hell I will ever be caught by a merchant! God knows that he'd only try to sell me something I need! Or worse... He'd charge me too much for a bottle of rum! I won't allow it!
>>6670553
...
"N-Nation"? You didn't see anything, I'm just a normal passer-by!
>>6670551
I would if I knew who said angel was. Please, tell me this woman's name so I can fulfill your request.
>>6670564
...You thought that a stereotypical Brit would be more original? Erm. I don't know what you expected. You don't know how a stereotype works, do you?
>>6670568
It's amusing that you thought that sould hurt me. You're calling that gay, not me.
>>6670577
>The gentleman opens his mouth to fire back at the man, but dread suddenly takes him when he hears his name being called.
..."K-King of England"? No, I simply can't... Who are you? There is no way that you're the King of England and Denmark, I would remember you otherwise! Who are you?!
>>6670632
D-Don't look, okay? T-That'd be really weird.
>>6670635
What information?! I already know rats are icky and gross and nasty!
Anyway my shift has ended so, good luck out there folks.
>>6670643
But it's what I normally eat.
>She slides a green cookie looking thing under her chin and crunching can be heard.
>>6670577
>She pinches the woman's nose.
>>6670570
Bleegh. But so many of these people don't taste worth anything~.
>She licks at her lips.
>>6670667
Ke-he~. Buh-bye.
>>6670632
What's with you, what's with you!?
>>6670647
Then do not state the protection of your genital area was private. I will hold back next time to not cause permanent damage.
>>6670632
Killing humans, just like in the old days
>>6670645
Who the hell is Megatron, robotic insect?
>>6670632
>>6670657
Being stereotypical is not a good thing. You shouldn't be proud of it, my crooked tooth friend.
>>6670606
I was referring to you staying focused in general. Others will take advantage of the situation if your mind is elsewhere.
>>6670613
What are you doing? You are not properly equipped and you risk injury by being around me.
>>6670632
I might as well sort through what I have.
>>6670678
A Predacon like Waspinator
>>6670657
watch me get doxxed by the fucking goverment
my moms
>>6670665
Don't say that!. togedemaru is a rat and she is cute. look
>He grabs togedemaru and puts her in front of you
>>6670692
>pic
>>6670632
Eggman disappoints.
>>6670669
.....What the heck are you eating?
>>6670706
>mudslaps your togedemaru
>>6670684
It's okay, Umi. I'd still eat your butt.
>>6670646
S-Surely you jest! There's no bugs with that kind of ability! Even if that was true I would be able to hear it's thoughts with my blessing!
>>6670657
Please buy my oil!
>>6670714
There aren't any good straw to use, and there's too much screaming for one man to get any rest.
>>6670714
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6670714
T-They just borrowed it, right? Teenagers wouldn't steal cars like this, so I'm sure they just borrowed it!
>>6670690
I'm coming with you. What's it look like I'm doing?
>>6670706
watch me grab rat
>>6670714
Four thousand, eight hundred and seventytwo thousand human casualties. No kilsl secured in this territory so far.
>>6670739
Oil?
>>6670686
It isn't, but it's how I was raised. And my teeth aren't THAT bad, they're at the very least presentable.
There's one good thing about it, though. I watched every good event in British history unfold right in front of me.
>>6670701
B-Blimey! Are you trying to get yourself killed, you absolute madman? The government is going to kill you when they find out about it all...!
>>6670739
"Oil"? I can't! I don't even know if I need any oil, I'm afraid I might have to decline! How much is it even worth, anyway?
>>6670706
Ahhh!
...Oh, hahah, I guess he is kinda cute. Probably doesn't taste too good, though.
>>6670714
>Smolgore vomits on the ground after having to endure eating rats and cries himself to sleep.
>>6670696
I don't understand the robot language
>Sorona
>>6670632
Ca-Can't we share this stuff?!
>>6670677
That sounds like a good idea, try to do that in general and not just with that area.
>>6670690
I am perfectly focused! Just like always.
>>6670714
Now please leave the damn truck alone, you can't just take it.
>>6670602
Minnesota is the new California m n n n n n n n n n n
>>6670714
Sophisto makes a poor shield, Nagato is heavy and the insult of Landsknecht is no more.
>>6670714
I told you to stay focused Araragi.
>>6670736
Calm down, Honoka
>>6670725
>puts togedemaru away and he takes the mudslap
Don't touch togedemaru!
>>6670753
What?
>>6670769
Togedemaru is female
>>6670673
Meat is meat once you've peeled away the skin you can eat them all.
>>6670718
A biscuit meant to sate my appetite between games. I'm only allowed to eat people in the games is what my Lord said.
>>6670739
No jest.
>The entire face except for her eyes shudders and looks like it's crawling before returning to normal, the centipede buns in her hair crawling about before settling back in place.
I even have a voice stealing leech that I use to make my voice sound nice and cute instead of my normal voice.
>>6670777
My Mental Model is inadequately rested. Request return to drydocks.
>>6670759
>>6670765
So many people interested, this makes me so happy! I'm selling oil at an unbelievably cheap price! 150 gold for one pint, or 600 gold for the entire barrel!
>>6670777
You're a good person, mystery hero! Now we need to get that gun away from that child. She had no right carrying one around with her at such a young age.
>>6670777
I'll get my truck back, yo just wait and see.
>>6670777
Dammit, this guy its useless as shield
>did I die?
>>6670786
why don’t you sexualize your anime?
>>6670777
Oh, man, these human weapons are amazin'!
>>6670786
Oh.
Well, still! She's really cute!
>>6670751
I wouldn't advise it, it's too dangerous for someone like you.
>>6670773
Prove it to me by winning this round then.
>>6670777
Perhaps my weight was too much for the floor to handle...Should I go on a diet?
>>6670765
You were there when Napoleon laid waste to your armies? Lucky you!
>>6670813
Waspinator will buy Oil from Fleshybot
>>6670777
>The Magical Girl collects as much as she can carry, but not for herself
I'll give these to the people who need it!
>>6670777
Ash ain't bad with a gun, and a Kongou-class should know the Big 7 aren't to be underestimated. Also, goodnight sweet rape machine.
>>6670786
Let me pass the trial, fatty.
>>6670797
Aaah, but the taste is what's important~. Every one is different.
>>6670809
>>6670777
Mental whaaat? Where's that, where's that?
>>6670797
>As quick as she could, the Landsknecht runs far away from the weird lady.
("The first person I ended up talking to, was a cannibal of all people! Why did I even come back here again!?")
>>6670823
Yes I die, dammit
>>6670849
W-Wait! I didn't want to do that! I don't even know how t-to use that wapon! No real Magical Girl would do something so horrible...
>>6670797
You're a vile, disturbing, and horrible creature! It astounds me that no one has sent you to hell for being an abomination!
>>6670844
Thank you, thank you! That will be 600 gold for the oil!
>>6670849
Leave it to th mysterious girls to kill off good people. I hope you're able to live with this crime you've committed.
>Otto lays down for one final rest before death
>>6670849
Excellent teamwork! Try to avoid the crossfire Araragi.
>>6670778
>>6670840
I was 100% focused, I saw you two take the truck away. And...
>>6670849
...Y-You're not making it easy for me...
>>6670773
Request denied. The safety of the creatures in my surrounding is of no concern to me.
>>6670862
You are defeated. Do nt pester m
>>6670849
You..Nagato - what? I do not understand. You betrayed the Fleet,,,Why?
>>6670849
I didn't know either of those two would be into that sort of thing. Seems Ash might stand a good chance if he keeps that gun.
>>6670840
How else am I supposed to talk to you if I don't come with you?
>>6670657
Peddling away in realization, tsk foolish drat. I have chosen my words... very c-carefully. I-I-I am not like you, drat! I am a prince. I have a position. M-My words have po-political weight behind them, especially in a foreign land. Who am I? I am Canute, your prince....
TAKE BACK YOUR SLANDER!
>>6670673
>The stranger wheezes, then yelps ferociously at the pain.
>>6670908
>Still suffering from food poisoning, Smolgore cries while dry heaving.
>>6670887
>Waspinator gives a Huge Golden Disc to Otto
Waspinator, Happy
>>6670829
i'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>6670837
Hmm.. you don't look like a normal person, are you some kind of animal animatronic or something?. can i check what's inside of you?
>>6670854
You don't look like you passed the other trials
>>6670862
Everyone might be different but that doesn't stop the meats from being similar if their all the same species.
>>6670871
>She watches confused as the girl runs away, slipping another one of the green biscuits under her mask.
>>6670887
Ah, that's mean to say to all the little children of the world and myself. I just let the insects rest on my body for protection. Though I do tend to eat some of them from time to time.
>>6670898
You could have at least taken it into consideration....
>>6670813
600 Gold? Just... Just gold? Bloody hell, I swear I'm getting too soft nowadays...
>Grumbling, the gentleman pulls out six £100 nots and hands them to the man, crossing his arms after he does so.
Is that sufficient? I would be lying if I said I wasn't interested, as much as I hate to admit it to you.
>>6670841
I know, I'm an extremely lucky person to watch that unfold in front of me.
Although the worst of times have happened to me frequently, I can't stop myself from going back to the great times now and then.
>>6670913
CANUTE? BLOODY HELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MATE?
>Laughing, the gentleman walks up to the prince and gives him a hearty slap on the back.
YOU'RE A LEGEND! I FULLY APOLOGISE FOR MY MISDEEDS, IT'S JUST AMAZING TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN! Y-You remember me, right? Blonde hair, green cloak, large eyebrows...?
>>6670908
Nevermind, those spiders from Brazil are at it again.
>>6670940
it’s okay to resist the handsome god of aesthetic
>>6670898
So are you, silly, so are you!
>She briefly tosses the other person in the air before catching them again.
Wasn't I helping you, huh?
>>6670913
There you go!
>She lets go of the stranger's nose.
Isn't that better?
>>6670942
Aaah, but their diets, lifestyles, even their personalities can change the blood.
>>6670887
>The emotional damage that the death of all of those people caused to the Magical Girl is enhanced by the boy's last words
I-I...
>Knowing nothing better to do, she just cries
>>6670908
Not like it matters. Not after the things I just did to those people...
>>6670884
You could make up for it by buying some oil off my hands, ma'am.
>>6670929
>Otto holds the golden disc in his hands, unsure of what it is exactly
Uhm, sir? I don't think I can accept this. When I said gold I meant gold coins. This is...well, I'm not exactly sure what this is.
>>6670971
No losses yet, but surely soon.
>>6670940
But I already passed the other trials!
>>6670765
self-care is mailing your friends fucked up babies
>>6670971
M-Maybe if I give these to people in need, I can make up for my mistakes! Y-Yes, that's the only way!
>>6670892
There is always next time. You fought well but were caught out in the open.
>>6670911
There should be a comlink established back at base. All you needed to do was find my frequency.
>picks up the anon by the arm and places him on her shoulder
Too late for that now.
>>6670971
I have all the supplies I need for now.
>>6670989
>Now King of The Predacons by Defeating Megatron with Oil
>>6670940
What? No, I'm a monster. I'm not an "animetonic" or whatever. And no!
>>6670993
Oh, the battleship vs the dark knight, who will win?
>>6670963
You work together with the traitor Nagato. I have no further wish of exchanging pleasantreis with you.
>>6670985
Let go of me at once before I destro -
>Her oversized coat falls off and with it her confidence
M-My coat...Give it back..P-please?
>>6670985
I don't care about the blood. It's just an extra sometimes. I like to fry body parts and eat them if I ever have the chance, it makes them even crunchier.
>>6670989
W-Wait, you're alive? H-How? I mean that's great!
>>6670942
Y-You eat the bugs you try to protect!?
>Otto plugs his ears and turns away from the bug girl
Don't do it around me! I don't wish to hear them scream in agony!
>>6670966
>Otto shakes his head and pushes back the hands holding the foreign money
While these weird paper currencies look better than the rest I still cannot accept them. I'm afraid they might be too outlandish for the people that hail from the same Kingdom as I.
>>6670986
Please don't cry little girl. There's no real harm done, just emotional trauma at most. You could argue that it's our fault for getting in the line of fire, even though you're still to blame for killing us.
>>6671018
I can stare at your ass if I'm back at base.
Err.. I mean.. I can't help you if someone attacks you if I'm back at base.
>>6671036
I must succeed!
>>6671036
Y-You're not that scary from up close, and I heard that laughing heals, so thank you for making me laugh! I needed it!
>>6671036
Looks like we're at the end here.
>>6671018
Yeah, right, as long as you don't aim a gun at my face I could have a slightly better chance...
>>6671045
I wouldn't count getting shot by her and some strange girl as working with her.
>>6670966
Oh, so you are a masochist...different strokes for different folks I guess. If that's your thing...well I'll probably judge you.
>>6671020
S-Sir...?
>>6671069
A-Are you sure?
>The Magical Girl wipes her tears away
I-I couldn't live with it, if I actually harmed someone innocent for real!
>>6671069
Well, not always the one's I protect. I like to eat cockroaches, and I don't let any crawl around under my kimono.
>>6671117
Waspinator izzzzzzzzzzz now Leader of The Predacons
>>6671100
>I'm looking at what I think I'm looking at, right?
>>6671006
...Ah? I have friends? Never mind that, they had children? W-Why? It's against the law to mail children! I don't know what kind of thought process you would need to mail a child, but I don't like it!
>>6671069
You... Don't know what a pound is? You must come from a different world, then. Which unfortunately puts a little obstacle with this good trade business we have going on.
>He sighs, putting the banknotes back into his wallet.
600 Gold for a barrel of oil. Would gold coins suffice for now?
>>6671107
Masochist? I'm afraid you don't understand what I meant from that.
The bad times may affect me, but I hold onto memories of what things were like in the past. They're what keep me going. I hope that clears things up, but I doubt it.
>>6671100
I failed my mission. May the weight of my failure send me to the darkest depths.
>>6671100
>The Magical Girl is seen holding an injured rat
W-Wait! Don't do that! I just came down here to help this little-
>>6671137
jokes are really just unwanted little babies
>>6671101
Keep your excuses. I promise you a swift end the next time you cross me. More than collaborators deserve.
>>6671100
Not so tough without your dogs huh? Congrats to our winner.
>>6671138
Such a drama queen.
>>6670966
L-Legend....Dead?
>His face turns unbelievably flushed red, he shakes his head at the thought.
D-Dead? I don't believe I've met a man with thick eye-brows before, so no I haven't.... m-m-my sincerest apologies for creating quite a show earlier...
>A voice blares from the distance.
"Hey princess, where ya've been? Eh?"
>>6670985
>The stranger stands up brushing up some snow.
I think so, uh...... who are you?
>>6671161
>>6670983
Geez.. people is very weird this days
>>6671001
Hmmm. ok. but we are not in Ula'ula Island..
>>6671031
A monster..?. That means you are a pokemon!. how i didn't notice before?!.
but pokemon don´t talk.. where do you come from?
>>6671045
Why should I, why should I, huh?
>Now holding the woman in one arm, she reaches up and pokes her nose with the other.
>>6671048
Fry...? But that just dries it all out!
>>6671165
Kurumi, it's Kurumi.
>She grins toothily once again.
>>6671167
>>6671161
Kehehehe...congrats, lady~. And thanks!
>>6671136
>>6671161
>I AM LAUGHGIGN SO GODDAMN HARD AHAHAHA.
>>6671167
>>6671118
I won't lie to you and say you didn't harm me, but...the past is the past. Please don't get hung up over it!
Now, to discuss this oil sale. How about a little plastic container for 50 gold?
>>6671119
Killing the perverted bugs I see. It's almost laughable that they would want to see what kind of...y-you-know-what you're wearing.
>>6671134
>he gives back the golden disc
I'm sorry, but I cannot accept this. It looks more like a weapon than any form of payment.
>>6671137
Yes! Gold coins are exactly what I'm looking for! You have them on your person now I take it?
>>6671178
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6671161
>It has never been so painful to lose before.
>>6671176
>I just can't handle this god dammit.
>>6671161
B-But we had a nice talk not so long ago! Why would you do this now?
>>6671167
W-Wait! What happened after that? I didn't do anything, so why did he disappear? I-I made sure not to hurt him...
>>6671167
At least she won in the end. It's almost motivational to see someone so scared get away with her life. Good job!
>>6671178
And my thanks to you Host. It was a fun little game.
>>6671167
Congrats!
>>6671178
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6671168
What? No! I'm..I'm just me! I'm not a "pokeyman" or...or whatever! N'I come from the Underground!
>>6671167
You did pretty good. congrats
>>6671178
Thanks for running the program, host
>>6671168
sometimes i am a sum of money in a fruit suit
>>6671178
Thankzzzzzzzzzzzzz for Hozzzzting
>>6671179
It'zzzzzzzzz yourzzzzzzzz now
>>6671198
Zzzzzzzzzzzzinde and Vemon might be pour of you
>>6671137
An old man hanging on to the past, color me surprised.
>>6671178
Thank you for the game, even if I don't understand what happened to him.
>>6671188
No problem.
>>6671189
>Better luck next time.
>>6671198
He turned up dead somehow, so you must have done it. Don't take it too hard, you can't stay innocent here.
>>6671211
>>6671213
>>6671205
That's enough thanking me guys.
>>6671222
I said enough, but thank you.
>>6671175
Ku...Kahra...umi?
>He blinks hesitantly.
You must be a foreigner far from Europe.
>>6671151
They're hated when received, but fun to deliver. What a powerful statement, if not a little bit outlandish and vague.
>>6671165
No, no, don't worry about it! You must have seen a small child that called himself Britain, right? You have to have seen me before! You have to have seen Arthur Kirkland before, you must have--
>His eyes widen at the voice, looking at it in shock.
Who in the bloody hell was that, Canute? You better not have brought unwelcome company here, because people are going to kill me if they find out.
>>6671167
What a strange name. Oh, well. Congratulations to the fairytale, and thank you for hosting, love!
>>6671179
Yes, but I don't know if I have enough to pay for even a pint of oil. Blimey, I bet the coins you're expecting are thick. These ones are as thin as paper, if not a small bit thicker.
>>6671224
I don't know what you expected. With the situations I've gotten myself into, I'm glad that I still remember them.
>>6671154
I-It's not an excuse! I did get shot!
>>6671211
So a pokemon that denies being a pokemon, interesting... underground, huh?. i should investigate that
>>6671230
You turned it around on him good, silly~.
>>6671242
Ku-ru-mi! Kehehe, I came from there, I just picked the name up later, silly. It means "walnut".
>>6671248
Aaawww. I was just asking why, silly.
>She glances over at the coat.
>>6671248
>Ow
>>6671245
You are vocal in your encouragement and support to Nagato. To my knowledge, that constituted under working together. Human folly is to keep talking when they know they should cease.
>>6671227
>making a thread this early
/trash/ already thinks we're cancerous as fuck, the least we can do is not validate that.
>>6671222
It's not that I want it, it's that it's not the kind of gold I'm looking for! Gold coins are what I'm accepting. Do you happen to have any on you?
>>6671243
If you wouldn't mind showing me these coins, we may be able to make out a deal. Hold them up to me and let me examine them.
>>6671161
I am not a drama queen. Well done child and thank you for hosting this round.
>>6671101
I can not control how events unfold here.
>>6671080
You could have kept me posted on enemy locations.
>>6671179
Huh.. No I keep all the bugs under my Kimono with my real appearance as well. It'd scare people more if they saw an entire colony of bugs living on a spider.
>>6671175
It's still all juicy on the inside and all crunchy on the outside.
>>6671243
behold my unlimited women
>>6671270
>Implying anyone here gives half a fuck about the opinion of autists, furries and the pedos as /tlhg/
>>6671243
Alzheimer's sure does suck. Want me to put you down when you eventually succumb to it?
>>6671179
O-Oil? I don't think that I need something like that and I don't have money with me! I-I only have magical candies, but I can't pay you with that.
>>6671222
You think so? But maybe I'd prefer if nobody was proud of me for doing horrible things like that...
>>6671232
No! NO! No matter what happens, Magical Girls must stay pure and righteous!
>>6671279
I'm an adult actually and you really are. The water isn't even that deep around the arena.
>>6671276
Here's your Gold FUCKING Coins
>Throws 20000000000 Coins at Otto
>>6671285
Kek
>>6671270
>implying that furfaggot cancer has any opinion
>implying that anyone here gives a fuck about their opinion
lmao
>>6671280
Re can you leave.
>>6671247
I'M NOT A POKEYMAN!
Also you should already know 'bout the Underground 'cause you humans sent us down there!
>>6671308
Being a magical girl isn't that fun. Become a pirate!
>>6671256
B-But I didn't! He was really friendly not so long ago, so I had no reason to harm him! Even if he tried to do that... I'm sure he was just confused!
>>6671268
W-Well, I guess I am, but she's my friend, eve if she keeps treating me like a kid and hurts me quite often.
>>6671279
Y-You could at least be a little concerned about it.
>>6671337
Maybe someday.
>>6671276
I hope these will suffice, but I doubt they will. They're nothing special, but...
>The gentleman pulls out six £100 coins and hands them to the man. Yes, I know I said that he pulled out six banknotes before, but apparently there are £100 coins as well. Convenient.
>>6671282
I... I love it! The quality of these woman are immensely amazing! What else are you hiding, you glorious man?
>>6671291
Bloody hell, you're telling me. Call me back in two hundred years when Ireland takes back Northern Ireland and then I'll be completely happy to see you for once in my life.
>>6671308
What is Righteous?
>>6671243
Never. I've never seen you ever befor-- ah, yes, he's arrived just in time...
>He immediately ducks for cover from Thorfinn's presence.
"Sheesh, I thought I heard the princess somewhere around here...keh, strange. Hey you, English Guy."
>>6671256
I am lost at words here, Ku...Kurame.
>>6671357
Then seek better allies, least of all someone with a treacherous nature. Give her the regards of Haruna. If she still has memory fragments in her core left.
>>6671373
advice for life: never melt the deadly bee
By the way, everyone should move into this thread >>6671214 we are almost in the "image limit"
>>6671339
You should not deny it, being a pokemon is not that bad. and... we already know a lot of the underground, but i never know that they are talking pokemon in there.
>>6671310
>notices she's standing ankle deep in the water
Huh. Appears I may have overreacted a little.
>>6671357
I take no joy in putting down what few friends I have made here and hopefully you feel the same.
>>6671280
It's an...weird blessing for sure. I wouldn't be able to handle it.
>Otto's expression suddenly turns to shock, with a tint of blush on his face
Those insects you keep under there...you should tell them to keep quite. They're extremely talkative about things they shouldn't be allowed to talk about.
>>6671308
A magical candle, huh? What kind of magical flame does it emit?
>>6671373
>Otto looks at the coins thoroughly
Who's the tiny man that's on this gold coin?
>>6671279
You have your own radars, you might get overwhelmed and need help on the field.
>>6671373
Say...there might be a thing we can finally get along about.
>>6671420
That'd only be bothersome if I had any troubles with my own body, but from what it seems. Your more ashamed of it than me.
>>6671417
Not that I mind. Time to go!
>>6671409
FOR THE LAST DANG TIME I AM NOT A POKEYMAN!!!!
>>6671510
Good thing I brought my binoculars and super sonic hearing.
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