SCP Thread: Mal0-anon pls come back edition

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The chosen are sleeping, dreamer.

pls i want to fuck my paranoia

if i'm gonna try to start this thread again, I should at least post the story

pastebin.com/6NSZtW7Q

>tfw you will never marry mal0

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>>6660211
>tfw you will never intently watch mal0 as she slowly walks towards you down the aisle in her wedding gown.
>tfw you will never shed those tears of joy
>tfw you will never share in that intimate kiss as you look into her eyes and say "I do"

Come join Black Monastery Containment!

https://discord.gg/pP9wdrZ

>>6660308
>discord
no
stop trying to ruin one of the actual good threads on here

>>6660299
>you will never slide your cock into her fetid, half-rotten pussy, whose only lubrication is that of the naturally occurring fluids which accompany decomposition
>you will never feel the maggots in her vag, pulsing and twitching as ersatz vaginal contractions

>>6660336
Well now i am hard.

>>6660336
kinky

>>6660345
trust me anon she's hard too

but in her case it's from rigor mortis

>>6660315

>TFW the dischord was LITERALLY STARTED BY THE ANON WHO WROTE MADE THE ORIGINAL THREAD!!!

>>6660508
doesn't mean discords don't ruin threads

>>6660565
>>6660508
still join the discord help me think up bad puns for classifications

Gimme dat discord link

Is Mal0non coming to this thread when he returns? Or will he go to the old thread?

malO anon? Are you guys talkin about me, the guy who wrote that dumb green text last night?

>>6661093
jealous?

>>6661093
nah, that guy who did >>6659609

>>6661103
no, i just woke up and saw a thread looking for a "malO-anon" and i wrote a thing with malO ver1.6.9 last night, just checking

IT'S MAL0 YOU DUMB FUCKIGN CUNTS
NOT MALO

>>6661235
look at the actual scp site you fuck, its "MalO ver1.0.0"
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471

https://strawpoll.de/aa629fz
i think we reached a result here
>not the one i expected desu, but still

>>6661304
>thicc won by like 20 votes
gay

>>6661304
what did you expect?

>>6661304
its perfect

>>6661327
being honest with you i expected anon to accept her for what she was
>regular, furry and tail-less
but you guys love to slap tails on everything kek

>>6661111
Woah

>>6661358
wait she was tailless?

>>6661371
yis

>>6661323
>thicc won
gay

Man, life sucks. threads like this are full of people willing to get disemboweled or ripped in pieces to even see something otherworldy, but real life sucks so hard and we will more than likely never get to see anything not of this world. Why must we live in this hell

Wouldn't you be scared shitless if you actually saw something like this in real life?

>>6661323
>>6661394
it was tied between thicc and regular until a couple Days ago
Some anon with way too much time decided to rig it using proxies
>i know that because i observed the poll and someone was voting thicc only and ignoring all the other options

>>6661420
sure, but goddamn it would be a welcome change

>>6661420
I would be terrified... of how hard I am

>>6661420
>looks terrifying
>is actually loving and adorable
The dissonance is my fetish

>>6661418
hey, to be fair at least 1471 is only classified as elucid. we're not really sure if they're capable of interacting with people or if they're just a mental torture. still that feel we'll never live long enough to see aliens and shit from other worlds. I can only hope the future generations who get to fuck aliens will pity the dead who can no longer know such joys

>>6661420
At first sight, sure. But since the thing isn't hostile and seeks for comfort, the scare factor would die pretty fast.

>>6661420
if i wasn't previously exposed to all this, yeah
but i've read enough
and now i want it
i want the spoopy undead werewolf waifu
>i want it so bad

>>6661438
aHA! I KNEW IT
>thiccs disqualified for bad sportmanship

>>6661496
OH SHIT

>>6661496
I feel at ease now.

>>6661496
fucking thiccs...

>>6661438
What if proxies Anon knew someone would notice, and put it all into thicc to trick us into going thin?

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>>6661420
Absolutely.

In real life it would be a moment of terror followed by a feeling of numbness due to the sheer surrealism and feeling of helplessness at the situation.

Only through a show of affection and an act of verified trust on my part would I manage to stop shitting myself.

[SCPoiler]It's all smooth sailing skeletal fucking from there on.[/SCPoiler]

>>6661304
>>6661323
>>6661394
>>6661438

to be honest I wanted her to be boney and skeletal

>>6661615
>>6661637
why did this require a second try

>>6661658
Quoted the wrong post obviously.

Can some of you describe your attraction to these creatures? What emotions go through you head as you imagine your first meeting with these creatures?

>>6661667
oh shit, didnt see that

>>6661669
pure genuine fear

followed by a rock hard erection

its not a difficult concept

>>6661669
Fear, would probably crap myself then I try to see if it's hostile, if not then I will end up with a confused boner.

>>6661669
finaly something interesting

>>6661669
I'm the type of person who laughs uncontrollably when scared shitless.

>>6661669
complete fear
if not death, curiosity
if not death,i would try to contact it
if not death friendship, maybe something more

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>yfw you'll never skull fuck 1471

Bump

If dubs malo eats you instead of yiffs you

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>>6661669
I want to be such a creature, voraciously mauling humans and animals alike.

>>6662162
Wouldn't that be regular mouth fucking?

>>6662206
sound fun desu

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>>6662209
not if you go through the eyes

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>>6662206

Wasn't it described as a lot more reptilian than that image?

>>6661323

Thicc is the new meme fetish.

>>6661669
Initial fear.
Then i'd be highly curious.

>>6662274
Wasn't it described without boobs and a lot more furry than that image?

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>>6662274
yes and no, 682 is highly adaptive, one time it turned into a hence unknowable element outside our physics

We've been working on a sort of sister-site to SCP for handling lewd SCPs. At the moment, since nobody seems to know what IRC is, we're using a Discord and have made some progress. Here's the current synopsis:

An old organization founded by Sister Margaret Hampton in 1647, Black Monastery Containment (BMC) is a subcontractor of SCP, tasked to handle the SCPs that aren't dangerous enough, yet still cause "problems" with guards and do things their staff just don't want to deal with. This usually ends up being the erotic, although they occasionally get more mundane stuff when SCP needs the storage space for more dangerous items.

BMC's focus is on containment, neutralization, and/or pacification, so they highly discourage their guards from sexual encounters, to the point of having segregated male and female facilities, and even one with lobotomized, neutered personnel for the more bisexual entities. However, to discourage curiosity among the guards, they carefully catalogue behaviors of the creatures and do have some research staff. Again, however, the focus is on containment, and their reports are clinical.

The organization is largely secular, albeit with some old ties to the Vatican. However, the administrative hierarchy has Catholic ranks, with Cardinals being site administrators, to Vicars and Bishops, and Knights being the pacification and retrieval units. Tradition has a place in BMC, although the danger presented meant that the Bible flew out the window after their first major incidents. Make no mistake, the scientific method is alive and well, and BMC is where SCP goes when they need highly trained personnel who can handle sex-crazed monsters.

We've made some tentative rules that are inclusive, yet keep the more widely-disliked shit out. We're going to aim for the SCP formula, with a few tweaks when appropriate. I'm archiving this thread for when content pops up. Will be in discord all day PST for discussion.

https://discord.gg/VK86H69 (no expiration)

>>6662413
speaking of which we already have a kinda sorta SCP

SCP-469-BMC :Memetic Punpulsion

Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: do to the nature of SCP-469-BM containment isn’t viable, thus instead effort is to be directed at curbing outbreaks, and limiting spread. All foundation staff wanting to or having accessed any BM Class files is to undergo psychological examination for symptoms of stage one memetic infection and kept under observation should symptoms worsen into stage two. Individuals effected by stage two are to be administered class-B amnesiacs and isolated under observation. Individuals effected by stage three 469 infection are to be terminated humanely


Description
SCP-469-BM is a memetic info hazard that effects [Reacted] % of non-asexual individuals who read any file relating to SCP’s in containment at any “Black monastery” facility, pictures, text, and spoken recordings of these files are also vectors to transmitting 469 infections, so long as they can be understood (see incident log)

>>6662622
469 infection comes in 3 stages
Stage 1: subject will begin to make sexual or otherwise suggestive puns while speaking or writing, if questioned subjects will show some awareness of said puns but always justify their use, and will become defensive if questioned often accusing outers of being prude. In 98.73% of cases individuals affected by a stage one 469 infection will lose all symptoms after 24-48 hours, there has currently been no known case of prior stage 1 infection survivors worsening to stage 2 if re-infected.

Stage 2: stage 2 infections will occur after 72 hours of 469 stage 1 infection. In this stage subject’s tendency to make lewd puns increases dramatically as well as general suggestive language, additionally subjects have a spike in libido, and sexual promiscuity, with 36% of individuals at stage 2 exhibiting bisexual tendencies regardless of prior sexual orientation. Subjects affected by stage 2 react very negatively to any objection to their mannerisms and may adopted more sexually aggressive behaviour. 32% of subject’s go into remission after 1-2 weeks of stage 2 infection, treatment with class B-A amnesiac can raise this rate to 82%. foundation staff who have recovered from stage two are to be barred from accessing any BMC file due to the high rates reinfection.

>>6662633
Stage 3: stage 3 infection occur after 1-month at stage 2 without treatment or remission. In this stage subjects will lose all relation with reality, suffering from auditory, visual, and total sensory hallucinations, subjects effected preserve outer beings as desiring sexual contact or otherwise flirting, this Extended’s not only to humans, but SCP’s, inanimate objects, and in 4 separate cases the same parrot. Case studies and interviews suggest that the delusion cares till death and no amount of action seemingly counter to the subject’s delusion can break them out of it. There is no know treatment for a stage 3 infection.
Incident Report 462-001

On December 23 Of [reacted] A mute C-class janitorial staff member overheard Dr. [reacted] and [reacted] discussing the file on [reacted] from the BMC database, he swiftly progressed through the stages of 469 infection, and began to imagen sexual and romantic intentions from SCP[reacted]. The C-class killed Dr.[reacted] and used her key card to release SCP [reacted] from containment, the resulting containment breach killed 46% of all staff on sight-512 before [reacted] could be neutralised by Agent Summers. Strangely the C-class was not killed by [reacted] but instead took his own life following its neutralisation

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Mal0non here. More green coming this evening.

Also, a friend of mine just drew pic related.

>>6662747
neat

>>6662747
How fucked is it knowing that your closest friends know that you're a degenerate?

>>6662777
Considering he's into it too and helping me plan this story, id say pretty neato

>>6662810
are you fucking?

>>6662810
I bet you even imagine cuddling with Mal0 you absolute fucking whore.

>>6662822
Yes, intensely

>>6662831
You are certainly not incorrect

>>6662833
kinky

>"Do you think I should start wearing human clothes?"

>the question was odd, even for 682
>she rarely asked you anything, electing to tell you what to tell her, or not ask at all
>questions about her personal appearance were especially rare, as she had a lot of confidence when it came to things like that

"Explain."

>"I mean, do you think I'd look pretty wearing clothes?"

"You're pretty already, I don't see why clothes would change that?"

>"Can you just order me some?"

"Sure, whatcha want?"

>"Anything to help with this cold, those scientists like to keep this place freezing like an ice locker."

>you agreed, it was constantly freezing in 682's enclosure
>during the debriefing, you learned, that since was actually warm blooded, it was an effective strategy to keep her body expending extra energy to keep itself warm
>it also saved hella dollars in the winter

"So, some sweaters, maybe a hoodie, definitely some leggings, maybe a turtleneck, that all?"

>"Yeah that's good, just be quick about it, okay?"

>you give 682 a quick kiss before turning away

"Of course love, I'll be right back."

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Option for BMC Logo

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Revision
>>6663105

>>6663105
>BMC
Big Monster Cock?

>>6663218
butterball magnetic corpses
blaming misanthropic chinamen
Bombastic muffin crullers
Bloated moms cartwheeling
Biscuit milk comeuppance
Blatent Masterbatory cats
Building Monstrous cooters
Bromium monochloride
Big Massive cunts
Bowel Movment Charlie
Black Monastery Containment

>>6663180
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS

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>>6663180
Slightly better font?

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113

>>6663367
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113
jack pot

>>6663298
THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTING SCP'S

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Okay, I think we settled on one, sort of a hybrid of all the suggestions in Discord.

>>6663482
why are you circlejerking faggots even making a logo
what is it even supposed to be for

>>6663506
For this:
>>6662413

>>6663506
Because it annoys autistics like you who hate to see people enjoy themselves.

>>6663506
I am fapping your face you nigger faggot and I hope that you get raped by every BMC in the complex!

What are some really fucked up scps?

>>6663580
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610
This is a pretty good one.

>>6661669
when i was a kid i would pick up coyote-mangled deer pieces and play with them and wear dessicated skulls on my head like a hat, sometimes with string to keep them on. never washed my hands afterwards.

i have no aversion to dead things in an very early or extremely advanced state of decomposition. i'm actually pretty familiar with them.

i'm also a furfag.

therefore, friendly dog skull lady who follows you everywhere is acceptable jerkoff material.

>>6663663
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610
kinky

Item#: SCP-248-BMC

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-248-BMC is to have an ip-block with a redirect failsafe consistently running on it's server.
The server facility in which the SCP is currently hosted is to be guarded by (2) undercover foundation operatives employed at the parent company.

Any civilians who are reported to have obtained knowledge of the SCP are to be apprehended and given Class-A amnesiacs.
Any instances of SCP-248-BMC-A are to be stored in a standard physical-hazard container.
Any known instances of SCP-248-BMC-B are to be terminated.

Access to the SCP is limited to Class-U personnel.

>>6663882
Description:
SCP-248-BMC-A are any erotic, adult toys obtained off of SCP-248-BMC.

SCP-248-BMC-B are any humans that have accessed SCP-248-BMC and were not given amnesiacs within four hours.

SCP-248-BMC is an adult website currently hosted in ███████, ███████. It is purportedly owned by the company [REDACTED], although no business entities with that name are known to exist.

The SCP is an online store that specializes in erotic toys initially targeted to a small demographic of people.
It's anomalous properties are activated when a human user browses the product page on any device that is connected to the internet at the time of access.

>>6663892
Within two hours of exposure, subjects experience a growing urge to buy a toy off the website. This affects anyone who is capable of reproduction regardless of sexual orientation or religious belief.
Between two to four hours after exposure, subjects develop fetishes related to one or more of the toys listed on the product page, further increasing the urge to purchase a toy. Amnesiacs are still able to halt the progress of the SCP, however, any fetishes developed will remain for an indeterminate amount of time and are presumably permanent.

After four hours after exposure, the subject will use any possible means to make a purchase off the website. If they are prevented or are unable to find a compatible device, the subject becomes exceedingly distressed and will eventually fall unconscious. After this point, amnesiacs are no longer effective and the subject becomes an instance of SCP-248-BMC-B.
In approximately five hours after purchase or unconsciousness, a box will appear in front of the SCP-B containing a seemingly random assortment of toys. The SCP-B (waking up if unconscious) will then proceed to use the toys and will not stop until termination. If the toys are confiscated, more will appear after another five hours.

Unprotected physical contact with any SCP-248-BMC-A will produce the same anomaly as SCP-248-BMC.

Any instances of the website not connected to the internet are not anomalous and can be researched without further issue.

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>>6663898
>an instance of SCP-248-BMC-A

>>6663882
>>6663892
>>6663898
>>6663944

sooooo... Bad Dragon?

>>6664018
It was just the most convenient picture I had

>>6664360
sause?

>>6664402
Cabin in the Woods.

>>6664402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJZYdKBcW4

>>6663014
This is cute.
Thank you, anon.

So this thing is confirmed female?

>>6664861
No.

>>6664861
Yes.

>>6664861
it whatever you want it to be

>>6664861
"confirmed"

>>6664861
Yes, but with >>6663367 gays can have some fun too.

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Is 682 still welcome here?

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>>6665285
yes

>>6665285
>>6665315
no fuck you fuck off faggots

>>6665329
OwO what's this

>>6665347
no

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>>6665329
is it a bad thing if I want to stick my dick in this thing

>>6665364
from the "flesh vortex" collection
https://e621.net/pool/show/1338
>>6665374
no anon, you're among freinds here

>>6665285
Moar?

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>>6665374

>>6665523
oh great now i want to fuck whatever that is too in all of its holes

>>6665488
Cute doggo.

>>6665542
Every hole is a new adventure

>>6665598
what's in store for me in each hole of it's?

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>>6665628
probably a load of cum, and love

>>6665674
how much cum and love are we talking here?

>>6665713
Gallons of both.

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>>6665674
>>6665713

as much as there is love, and thats a lot

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>>6665736
a lot a lot

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>>6665767

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>>6665736
>>6665767
>>6665777
How tight do you think it would be if one were to insert their shaft inside of either rather attractive hole?

>>6665674
looks like a xenomorph that's on early stage of growth

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>>6665849
tighter than a midget loli

I have a great idea for an SCP game.

There should be a game where we build our own SCP sites.

It'd be something like Prison Architect. Player would get funding from Foundation but to get more money, he/she would have to take more dangerous SCPs into the site.

Tell me what else there could be included in this game. No sexual stuff pls

>>6665910
wait a minute, does that thing just produce cum from every orifice? if so wouldn't that make penetration all the much easier? Speaking of cum I wonder how warm it exactly is. That and if it just tastes like normal cum or if it is just a different taste entirely

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>>6665926
Rape

>>6665970
warm tight sticky and lubed to all hell what's not to love

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>tfw burnt out on writing
>want to post some more but you know if you rush to finish, it'll suck
>but you're worried people will abandon the thread of you don't post

>>6665926
A "schedule" system HAS to be implemented for something like that to work.

>No X or Y during Z hours

>Only those with no X can interact with Y

It would have to be real robust. Essentailly making a different variable for everything, age, sex, experience, special conditions.

It'd be a lot of logistics. Would play though. With a world government bonus for no deaths or accidents or escapes.

Containing problems in various countries without being seen and how well the operation went.

Would definitely fucking play though.

>>6666092
don't worry we won't leave you

>>6666092
Nigga, I wrote an entire scp 1471 greentext with no prior writing experience.

Just write, you can do a pastebin like I did and fix the issues later.

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>>6666000

>>6666282
Hopefully Mal0 will get the septs

>>6666092
Pretty sure we'll still be here, at least for a little while <3

>all if this disgusting skin shit
I came for cute mal0 and all I have is garbage

>>6665926
>>6666227
maybe there could be challenge maps like having to upkeep a site that's near SCP-610 (Flesh that hates, most disturbing entry to me)

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>>6666349
better?

>>6666000
I like those numbers

>>6666282
why does that have to be so fucking arousing? why must it be so fuckable? why must i want my dick sucked by its oozing orifice? Why must I want to be milked dry by the creature in general?

>>6666371
I want to snuggle her bosom while she wraps her arms around me and holds me lovingly :(

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Would you preggo Mal0?

>>6666349
>I have is garbage
Well... You are in /trash/ after all. what did you really expect?

>>6666418
>>6666391
because you have accepted the truth, and become a patrician

>>6666457
Fuck yes

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>>6666574
Would you care for your MAl0 family?

>>6666664
so close

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>>6666802
Perhaps next time.

>>6666833
Hey, there's those repeating digits!

...I'd love to get her digits, if you know what i mean

>>6666863
I don't get it, pls explain

>>6666610
Thats one delicious belly

Guys help. I can't stop thinking about malO while at work.

>>6666967
You're already infected.

You downloaded strange apps from the internet didn't you?

>>6666967
She's following you, now you'll never be alone

(Mal0non here guys. Lets get this shit rolling again.)

>As soon as you feel the locks on the door bolt in place, you fall to your knees, letting your weapon fall to the ground.
>You lean forward and vomit.
>Holy shit.
>You were never going back in there with that thing.
>They could shoot you right now and it'd be preferable to that.
>The other D class guys seem to be in a similar state, dry heaving or staring blankly at the floor.

>The door on the other side of the room opens and guards quickly shuffle in to take you back to your cells.
>However, you aren't taken with the other three.
>You're pulled aside and brought into some researcher's office. An older woman with greying hair pulled into a sock bun sits at the desk and motions for you to sit in the chair in front of it.
>Must be the lady who threw you in there in the first place.
>She tells the guard to leave, her voice cold and commanding, and once he does the two of you are alone.
>She adjusts her glasses and looks at you with her hands folded on the desk.

>"I hope you realized you've made history today."

"Wut?"

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>>6667213

>>6666610
Yes

I'm new, what is this thread about? Spookyfus?

>>6666884
Digits, as in cell number

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471
>SCP-1471 will then begin to send the individual images through text messaging every 3-6 hours.

>>6667019
>>6667085
nononononono. This ain't good. THIS AIN'T GOOD GUYS.

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>>6667350
>implying getting eternally followed by Mal0 is bad
What's wrong with you anon

>>6667350
>He doesn't want a cute Mal0 wife to hug him at night.

>>6667350
>>6667385
>implying it would try to fuck you
It would just follow you around trying to communicate with you in an unknown form of sign language. Having that thing standing in your window frustratingly waving it's hands like a retarded child at you while you try to sleep wouldn't be very comfortable tbqh. A guy can dream, though.

>>6667451
not wanting to let her in and cuddle

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>>6666597
>>6666629
>lips on a skull

>>6667451
I would if it was confirmed as female and it didn't try to kill me.

>>6667594
meant for >>6667517

>>6667213
>She reaches under the desk for a second, and you hear her flipping through some files before she sets one before you, opened to that thing's file. SCP-682.
>"Read it."

>Might as well. Let's see...
>Highly aggressive, able to kill with lightning speed, loves to taunt and toy with it's prey...
>Yep, sounded about right.
>Your eyes flow down to another section towards the bottom of the page which read as follows:

Addendum: A minimum of four healthy D-Class personnel from varying backgrounds are to be sent into SCP-682's containment chamber once monthly. During this time SCP-682 will procede to engage each target in the cell until it deems one suitable for mating, although given the constraints of genetics, it's reason for doing this is unclear. Usually the male is selected after combat has been initiated, likely so 682 can determine their strength and genetic viability.

It's been discovered after Experiment #[REDACTED] that this routine practice reduces the number of escape attempts. However, surviving D-Class who've undergone intercourse with SCP-682 are to be treated for immediate fractured bones and undergo mental health evaluation and treatment before returning to circulation.

>You have to read over it twice before you look up at the woman again.

"Wha-?"

>"You're the first 682 has tried to engage in intercourse with that has managed to escape. Though perhaps it was fortunate it got to you early, otherwise the others would not have been able to help you fight."

"So...basically the thing is unkillable and has an urge to rape human males it sees as viable, and-"

>"Kill all the rest and consume them, yes."

"Have you TRIED to kill it with things other than guns?"

>"Numerous times. In theory it's possible to kill, but unless we launch it directly into a black hole, no, nothing we have seems to work. We can only try to keep it away from the public."

>>6667594
There has been no reports of it killing anything, just stalking you.

Maybe it just wants to trade pokemon with you.

>>6667625
With it being classed as Euclid there is no telling what it would do if it got close enough. All of the people who were being stalked were "rehabilitated" before it got close enough to do something. I'm not trying to ruin everyone's fun by any means. I want to believe, too.

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>>6667737
For scientists that do the most retarded shit daily, they sure did pussy out.

>>6667616
"So....what now?"

>She pushed her glasses up a little, her eyes narrowing as she looked you over.
>"Going over your files, Anon, it looks like you weren't one of the typical inmates we take from Death row..."
>You gulp, feeling a little anxious as she continues.
>"Though it isn't unheard of a civilian being brought in when state inmate numbers are low. Would certainly not be the first time, and your records indicate that seems to be your situation."

>You raise and eyebrow as she removes her glasses.
>"In that case let me be the first to apologize for your being drug into this mess of an organization. Understand we need D-class for a variety of reasons."

"Cannon fodder?"

>"In a sense, yes. However, with cases like yours...promotion isn't unheard of either."

"Promotion?"

>Her pale blue eyes look into yours, expressionless.
>"Mr. Mous, we need someone like you in a less disposable position. You clearly have keen senses most of the D-class lack. That would prove incredibly useful for some of our research teams."

"Are you offering me a job, then?"

>"Yes. Low level, mind you, but it you wouldn't be cannon fodder."

>You pause, glancing at your bloodied jumpsuit.
>You don't even have to think about it.

"Alright, sign me up."

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>>6667918
Already getting new jobs in Trump's new America

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Hello again.
What are some lewd scps?

>>6668075
There is the one that's at the bottom of some seemingly infinite stairs.

>>6667971
(You)

>>6667918
>"Please stand clear of door." Came the cool voice over the intercom.
>You waited for the door to 1471's cell to slide open.
>Thanks to your promotion, you'd managed to convince several Level 3's to allow you time daily to spend with Mal0.
>It honestly didn't take much convincing. They were beyond confused already why she wasn't fearful of you, yet whenever another researcher tried to make any sort of approach or physical contact she would enter a fearful state and would not cooperate at all.
>If they wanted to learn anything of her intelligence or behavior, they had to send you in anyways.

I know this might piss some of you off but I wonder would it would be like to have some transformation art of Mal0

>>6668396
Anon to Mal0 tf?

>>6668407
I was thinking qt girl to Mal0.

>>6668407
>>6668460
Either of these would be fine.

>>6668460
So, fem!anon to Mal0?

>>6668550
It infects females that downloads it and slowly turn them into Mal0 after a week pasts.

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>>6668381
so everything turned out fine and that's it?

pls no

>>6668550
>>6668566
Any female would be good for me.

>>6668381
>The doors start to open, then with a loud metallic grinding slam back shut.
>The intercom goes static, and the lights flicker.
>What the hell?

>Suddenly there's a loud ringing in your ears and you feel the granite beneath you shake as the lights go out.
>For a moment you are shrouded in pitch darkness, then the emergency lights switch on.
>Softly in the distance you hear the soft rattling of gunfire, and the voice comes over the intercom.
>She sounds panicked, and her words make your blood run cold.
>"All containment units report to checkpoint four! 682 has breached containment, I repeat, 682 has breached containment!"

>>6668653
oh shit, 682 is coming for mal0non's cock
>>6668607
jynxed

>>6668607
>>6668653
Yep, Totally all fine, nothing out of the ordinary.

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>>6668607
>>6668653
There, are you fucking happy?

>>6668607
Sack of shit

>>6668607
>I hate happy endings.

>>6668653
>gunfire
I've always wondered what kind of small arms they use in SCP. Do they just used standard NATO loads? Or something stronger? What about caliber? Do they use 5.56? 7.62? 10mm?
Is there any official document that goes into detail about this?

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>>6668781
Bolters

>>6663180
I FEEL LIKE PABL-

>>6663310
oh that works better

>>6665364
hr geiger's fun time

>>6665364
a realm of sex beyond your comprehension

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>>6663310

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>>6668607

Mal0-Anon you've been the highlight of my day for a few days now, thanks.

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>>6668796
If I remember correctly, they use gyrojet-style ammunition in the WH40K universe, correct? Maybe the foundation would use them due to the fact that they could carry some form of payload into the target? Whether it be some kind of tranquilizer or other type of substance, it could have its reason for being in the armory of the Foundation

>pic not really related

>>6668653
"Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
>You head as quick as you can to the control panel in the research room, hoping to find a way to get into Mal0's cell.
>But no matter what combinations you use, it's worthless. The doors have no power.

>A pair of booted footsteps comes from down the hall.
>It's Rick.
>His helmet is missing, looks like he was rushed out of bed from the alarm.
>"There you are!"

"How the hell did it get through that steel?!"

>"Don't ask me! We need to get you outfitted and secured as soon as possible!"

"What? Why me?!"

>"Who do you think it's coming for the second it gets the chance, smart one! If there's one thing we know, it holds grudges!"

>Oh shit.
>You were absolutely dead if it found you.
>God knows what that thing would do to you...

>You don't hesitate to follow Rick.
>Things are getting bad around the site.
>Aside from their locked doors most containment chambers have no one to guard them.
>The gunfire is louder now as every man who can be spared is put to work holding 682 back.
>Rick takes you to the armory to get you some firepower.
>P90.
>Glock 23
>Radio headset for communications.
>Riot chestplate and arm guards.
>And a fuckload of spare ammunition, pretty much at the absolute limit that still allows you to run.
>Despite being armed to the teeth, you didn't feel much safer.
>"We're going to move you with the other researchers over at checkpoint 1! Hopefully the thing won't get past checkpoint four. Let's go!"

>>6668945
Run bitch run

>>6667213
Does anyone have the pastbin link for the full story? I missed some of it last thread.

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>>6668781
>>6668796
>>6668932
/k/ is leaking again

>>6668945
>the foundation uses .40 smith and weakson and 5.7x28 meme ammo

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>>6669004
Yes, how dare Mal0-anon keep to the source material and add weaponry used in other SCP titles, even if they are memetic in some circles

>>6668945
>You follow him quickly as you can, gripping your P90 tightly.
>The sounds of gunfire and shouts keep getting louder no matter where you go. You figure that despite the attack it's receiving, it's advancing nonetheless.
>Eventually, you reach a checkpoint door.
>Rick swipes his keycard.
>It doesn't respond, and a second later the emergency lights dim.
>"Shit..."

"Can we not get through?"

>"Not this way. The only other way around is through the maintnence tunnels, but those are probably sealed off by now anyways..."

"We should at least check!"

>"No, we shouldn't. If you get cornered down there, that's it. Game over."

"Then what do we do?"

>"Try and get power to this fucking door."

"And how the hell do-"

>"We'll figure it out, smartass! Why don't you stop being such a pussy and fucking help me get to the control room?"

>Yeesh, that stung a little.
>You don't ask further questions, and follow him back out into the main halls.
>...fuck.
>The emergency lights have been shut off.
>You can barely see a thing.

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>>6669214
immense worry

>>6669214
>HATEFUCKING IMMINENT

>>6669214
You know it's bad when emergency lights can't even stay on, but what the hell is 682 doing? Chewing on power lines? Radiating EMP's? She's just a tank lizard right?

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>>6669297
>high impact sexual violence

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>>6669318
>she

>>6669370
Muh pronouns

>>6669318
>just a tank lizard right

ha ha haha hahahahahahaHaHaHAHAHAHA no

http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682

>>6669531
muh penis

>>6669214
>Rick flips the flashlight on his weapon on, sweeping it around the area.
>You're clear, for now at least.
>He holds a finger to his lip, and you keep quiet as you start moving.
>You notice now the gunfire has stopped, save for the occasional far off shot.
>As you turn a corner, he motions for you to stop.
>You can hear a faint buzz of electricity, and see some sparks coming from the wall.
>He shines his light on it.
>A circuit breaker panel has been torn from the wall.
>The wires that have fallen to the floor seem heavily corroded, and a sickly reddish-brown liquid coats the floor and wall around them.

"What the fuck..."

>"Damn thing is smart..." Rick growled quietly. "Using acid to corrode the wires...saves time so it can move on..."

>You're eyes widen slightly.

"So it's toying with us..."

>>6668396
>>6668407
>>6668460
>>6668543

Go ask for it in the draw threads.

>>6669370

It has breasts and tried to have intercourse with anon, so yes, it's a she in MalOanons canon.

>>6669617
she wants a rematch for a rematch

>>6668781
its usually standsrd NATO because the scp site is slowly loosing creativity, but there are the occasional 'wtf' guns or laser rifles and scp weapons. also plenty of warhammer style guns, they also have nukes at every base

>>6669843
I've never understood why they need to have nukes at every site

>>6669843
oh and a shocking amount of tranq guns.
p90 and s&w .40 are indeed the most common
i think they used a few net guns at some point. and a rocket launcher on that one that hunts people down who see its face.

>>6669901
last resort if you cannot contain neutralise

>>6669925
you mean SCP-096?

>>6669901
Maybe in case the location is critically compromised and scps all escaping and running around so they can hit the big red button to try and wipe it off the map before things get worse? Idk, just me thinking out loud.

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>scps
>friendly

>>6669901
the nukes are because if shit REALLY hits the fan and everything escapes, they can blow it all up and leave no trace. they almost nuked the base 682 is at during its last escape attempt.
>>6669961
yes. if i remember they tried to shoot it with a rocket to make it stop running. it didnt work. i know for a fact they used 556 NATO AR platform guns against it with no effect at all
a lot of this is based on memory and old info so thingsnmay havenchanged. i did hang out in the old scp IRC with some of the original team, so their ideas arent always in the final article either

>>6669617
>Rick doesn't respond.
>His eyes are fixated on you.
>After a second your blood starts to chill.

"Rick...why are you ooohkay..."

>You put your hands up as he raises his rifle and trains it on your face, that look not leaving his face.

"R-Rick, easy man...I-I don't know what I did, b-but.."

>"Anon?" He growls out, finger resting on the trigger.
>Your voice catches in your throat, your heart is racing.
>"Drop."

>>6669995
SCP 999 checkmate atheists

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>>6669995
>scp-507
>scp-999
>not friendly

>>6670016
Rip Rick, rip mal0non's pelvis.
>tfw mal0 is still alone and crying in her cell and now it's dark with no power and she can't see her an0n

Shid rik wuz gud n shid wat anooon do naow plz rspd

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>>6668867
Think ur fukn witty do ya m8

>>6670016
>You feel the hair on your neck raise as you detect something move behind you.
>You instantly hit the deck, going prone.
>Rick opens fire.
>But he doesn't get through half the magazine before the thing tackles him.
>You get up and, panic taking over your mind, run.
>You can hear the sound of his ribcage being torn open as you flee, his cries of agony that turn to gargles, and the vicious snarling of 682.
>Your brain is full of white noise, and you sprint for what feels like forever before you collapse against a wall, panting hard, gun resting in your lap.
>Shit.
>You were alone, and she was hunting you.
>So this was how you were gonna go out...

>>6670207
ALWAYS THE FUCKING SIDE CHARACTERS

FUCK

>>6670207
Here lies Rick, it was pretty Grimey

>>6670207
rip in pieces

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>>6670207
RICK, NOOOO!

>>6670207
F

>>6670207
rip husbando

>>6669974
well they used one on SCP-76. RIP area 25
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076

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>>6670207
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>6670207
>You look down at your gun and sigh, wiping the sweat from your brow.
>You stand.
>You were not going to go out like this.
>Even if you have to put a bullet in your head, you will not give her the satisfaction.
>With that encouraging thought, you walk on.

>These containment sites are huge, spread out like a fucking labyrinth. It's difficult to track your way back from memory.
>But you know where you're going for the most part.
>Mal0.

>The emergency lights come back on in the area you're in, and it looks like the main bulbs are beginning to flicker as well.
>Hopefully power would be restored soon, but whoever was working on it better hurry their ass up.
>Each corner you make, you lead with your weapon.
>You scan until it's clear, then continue.
>By the time you reach Mal0's cell, the florescent bulbs are humming but have yet to light up.
>You enter the little control room and throw the door's switch into the on position.
>When the power came back, it would open.
>You just had to wait and hope you'd lost 682.
>So there you sat, back against the door of Mal0's cell, eyes on the entrance to the hallway, gun trained in that direction.
>And you waited.

>>6670433
>For the next few minutes the power fluctuates, but never comes back on.
>However, things stay quiet.
>You start to think maybe 682 gave up.

>Something moves down the hall.
>You gulp when you hear the hissing, and raise your weapon.
>You can make out 682's shape in the dim lighting.
>She spots you.
>Fucking grins.
>And rushes.

>Just before you can open fire, the sudden brightness of the main lights coming back on blinds both of you, making you both stop where you are.
>The door suddenly hisses open.
>682 locks eyes with you, lets out a throaty growl, and tail flicking behind her like a predator, creeps closer while you slowly back into the cell.

>>6670433
... THE SUSPENSE

>>6670433
That cliff hanger though...

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>>6670790
>>6670790
(And with that people, I'm out for the night. More tomorrow!)

>>6670804
You piece of shit. I love you

>>6670804
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>6670804
You...

>>6670830
CK

>>6670804
damn, nigguh.
seriously though good shit.

>>6670804
and I'll put that last bit up on the discord
thank you for your service Mal0n my your pelvice never falter , and your heart never forget his call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uufq_PFXbpA

>>6670804
you cocktease!

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>>6670790
>>6670804
>roundabout starts playing

Where did scp1471 originate from?

>>6671146

Some guy's zombie-wolf fursuit. He's well aware of the SCP though and doesn't seem to mind.

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>yfw anon gets classified as an SCP because he can bang any SCP he wants without them killing him

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>>6671361
this is a fucking great idea

We've got the BMC wiki up, starting to populate it.

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>>6670130

>>6671761
Sissy
Cuckboi
Phagget

>>6671761
Saint Peter's cross?

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>>6671653
Then link that wiki, if you're so great.

>>6671860
http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>6671870
When can I add my scp?

>>6671943
talk to the people here https://discord.gg/AJZUc they can explain it better than me

>>6671943
Add it as a User: namespace. We'll get ot it when we can.

Right now, I'm the only one with an account.

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>>6671870

>>6671993
Answer

>>6671993
sights not dun yet

>>6671993
It's been fixed. Try again.

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>>6671641
>fear, but also an erection

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the jews did this

>>6668993
Any help here?

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>>6672908
>ctrl+f
>thirdpost
C'mon anon

>>6669995
>SCP-1048
>not friendly
lmaola

>>6660299

>Turn to see her walking down the aisle
>Wait, she's not there
>You think you can see her through the window. She hadn't finished walking into the church yet. You feel dumb.
>Huh, now she's gone? Maybe that wasn't her? Was there anybody walking around outside in the first place? Where is she?
>You jump a bit as your eyes reflexively dart down towards a dirty black and bleached white object peeking out from between the pews, far towards the back of the church
>Nothing's there either
>Oh of course she was just standing right next to you waiting for you to kiss heOH SHIT
>WHO'S THAT AT THE LECTERN
>Okay she was the pastor all along

>>6661637

You familiar with that sense of vibrating numbness that courses through your body when you see something terrifying, but then it disappears and you worry if you really saw it or not?

>>6673139
*notices ring* awo wats this? OwO

>>6673139
Will Cousin Johnny be a groomsman?

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>>6673333
Kek

Holy Shit that caught me off guard, good shit anon

>>6673139
Well get ricks torn up body to be one of the groomsman

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>>6668396
I need this in my life so fucking bad.

Here's a headcanon tf in the meanwhile.

>Incident Report R682-1364I
>After returning C-2432 to SCP 682's containment block after health-checkup
, SCP 682 attempted to, as expected, force herself upon the subject.
>Containment personnel noted that she became visibly upset when C-2432 tried to resist her. Shortly (est. 12 seconds) afterwards, she bit subject and started tearing of his limbs. Event estimated to have lasted 56 seconds.
>After event SCP-682 resumed regular behavior and copulated with subject. C-2432 seemed extremely distraught, crying. Physical status of subject was stable, wounds had been sealed by liquid excreted by SCP-682.
>Incident in total lasted 4 hours, 16 minutes, 5 seconds. Video footage pending review.
- Reported by [REDACTED]

Secure

Contain

Bump

>>6673672
Calm down, the last post was only it's in my ear, slapping wasn't a good idea, fuck, i just dug out a leg, oh fuck, how do you get all this shit out god damnit

jesus fuck i can feel it moving

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>>6673688
Thank you for the nightmares, anon, I'm gonna need that for tonight.

We are gonna need a new thread soon.

>>6673975
it will come, with time

New thread
>>6674635