Hunger Games / HG
21st Game Master edition
First 48
>>6654191
Christmas Artoria
>>6654191
Poison
C.C.
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>6654191
Zer0
>>6654191
Okuyasu
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6654191
Kurumi And Albrecht
Capra Demon
You Watanabe
Ken Kaneki
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Peashy
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Megatron
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Sophocles
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Maki Nishikino
Araragi
kyut
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Anchovy
>>6654191
Haku Yowane
Akitsu Maru
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Velvet Crowe
Yukiko Amagi
>>6654191
Grunt in a Mechanical Suit
>>6654191
Avenger
>>6654191
UR host dog
Nanu
>>6654191
FUCK ME DADDY
>>6654191
Rika
>>6654214
>>6654172
Oooh, but you were so arrogant before.
...You know, ancient Japanese poems, a five-syllable line, followed by a seven-syllable, followed by five again?
>>6654191
Dr.Pig
>>6654191
Otto Suwen
Abyssal Booty
Shalashaska
n0thing
>>6654240
Larry
Patchouli Knowledge
>>6654191
The Joy
Late Ren
Flash Man
Divison
>>6654191
Farting
Anime Remover Raam
Taskmaster
Reimu Hakurei
>>6654258
I don't need your sass.
Anyways, I do not know
of this "Japanese".
Kergerenko
Balansuke
Selvaria Bles
>>6654304
Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it.
And you're kidding me, right? You got the talking, the sword....
2 more
>>6654322
Welcome back Selvaria
Rize Kamishiro
Negatively PROCREATION BEING DADDY
>>6654328
Now? Kill you this game.
I have both of those, yes. But,
you still speak nonsense.
>>6654227
The best!
>>6654340
Dib Membrane
>>6654340
Isn't it crowded enough?
I WILL LOSE TO THE HG SIM BUT I WILL KILL MY NON NEGASELF
Gladion and Lillie
>>6654293
Is this shit for real...?
>>6654342
She ain't back friendo, just helping this game with filler.
>>6654378
NO, I WILL KILL YOU
Are you ready?
Now peashy, I'm not going to rig it for you, so do your best!
>>6654390
I WILL MAKE TEA AND CAKE FOR YOU, NOW DANCE WITH ME
>>6654382
>>6654397
Da image has a lot of errors
>>6654397
*fixed
>>6654406
FUCK ME, REAL GOOD, MOM AND DAD
RAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6654397
Something is broken.
I think you should recapture,
lest it looks ugly.
>>6654397
>>6654420
IN MY RIGHT HAND'S A HAMBURGER-- Whoops, forgot we weren't singing that. C'mon, I'm ready when you all are! Gimme your best shot!
>>6654361
>falls asleep
>>6654420
Let's start the party
>>6654420
Great, We got Three Pigs running around
>>6654420
Steady now...
Dr. Pig Here and I am going to you that
Lord Beerus lost to Melon
>>6654430
Then Let's begin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTRVhffJK4
>>6654356
Or try, hehehehehe.
Both of those kinda have their ORIGINS in Japan, you know?
>>6654471
Couldn't you give it to me already processed in the form of a sword or somthing useful?
>>6654471
I'm sure as hell ready now that we have all of this food! I can't wait to have it all to--
...But I can't eat it all by myself since that's unheroic... Hey, you convenient passer-bys! Want some of these burgers I found?
>>6654470
Can you fag something that doesn't blatantly expose your underage autism?
>>6654471
Come coser, tell Dark Santa Claus your troubles.
>>6654486
A weak word, try is.
Regardless, I still don't know
of this "Japan" place.
>>6654471
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
>>6654471
O-oh dear. I forgot how to give her a drink before she entered. S-sorry Peashy!
>>6654471
You could've just asked me for that axe. I don't really need it, unless I...
>You runs off and fetches a halloween outfit
...dress up like this! But I don't think that'd be all too practical, even though it's a really cute outfit.
>>6654517
It's because HG Sim hates you
>>6654520
Holy Water? And how exactly do we know this isn't poisoned or anything? No, worse! It could be DIET! Yo, chick, it you want any soda I found, come to me, 'cause I'm NOT drinking of that stuff!
>>6654471
Ah.. It happened so fast this time.. Just goes to shoe how much of a failure I am..
>>6654520
I'm willinf to trade that for something far les disgusting... Would anyone be interested?
>>6654540
Oh, I see
By the Way, a Duck will kill you
>>6654520
Hey host! How did they do that?
>>6654520
Oh. Uh, hi.
>>6654515
Which means either you're dumb something fierce, or you're just not from the same reality as me, huh?
>>6654545
I-Im afraid soda hasn't yet been invented here sir. s-sorry.
>>6654558
Magic? or perhaps they were using full thrusters.
Pay Respects! P-please?
(You want this to be the last fallen tribute page or continue?)
>>6654555
>>6654471
Just in case, said metal could be useful, or else i'm just carrying junk...
>>6654520
>>6654545
What?! Fine, let me do my job!
I'm not sure to drink that stuff, probably it will be blessed water, but the gods that blessed that probably aren't too friendly.
Or...
>she carefully drink a bit of the holy water.
...probably it's just plain water without anything sacred on it, I don't know why are you being too scared from drinking it.
>>6654593
>>6654599
>>6654579
Thrusters? What are they ships ot something?
>>6654570
Dumb is a strong word.
I much prefer "courageous".
And no, you are not.
>>6654611
Yes exactly that.
>>6654579
We'll see if red survives the ordeal.
>>6654545
Any of that stuff.
It's understandable because I'm a relatively old nation. You tend to forget a few things here and there.
>>6654579
It hasn't? No soda, no Sprite, no nothing?
Direct me to the nearest table so I can FLIP IT OVER, BECAUSE THIS IS JUST BULLCRAP.
>>6654589
I mean, it doesn't have anything to do with religion. I only believe in one god, but drinking water that other gods blessed PROBABLY isn't a good idea.
>He scoffs, looking at the water with an apprehensive expression.
Check it, dude. Holy Water is holy, so drinking it would probably offend some hundred-year guy that lives in a cave or something. Or maybe it's poisoned! You never know...
>>6654624
SCREW USING AN EAGLE, I HAVE MAGIC~!
>>6654624
Bizarre... There are sailor girls here too. What does this place not have?
>>6654614
It's only courage when you can back it up~.
Oh, and you know that for sure, huh?
>>6654624
....
Thanks for the pep talk, mom.
>>6654634
a little to the left.
>>6654624
You know, you could always worship me if you need help Rize! J-just saying.
>>6654652
A Thriving community
>>6654668
YOUR LEFT, OR MY LEFT? THE GLASSES ARE JUST FOR SHOW.
Using my guns surely saved this town from impending destruction! All you guys gotta do to reward us is believe in us the next time something bad happens, 'kay?
>>6654668
What if we bring more cool people in here and get it lively? Will that work?
>>6654668
A Hulk Pig just turn a Dog into a Dragon
>>6654579
Peashy is a failure
>>6654690
sure!
>>6654694
I know it's a little bizarre
>>6654706
HEY! She is not!
>>6654668
Oh, come on, Reimu, can you really call yourself "noble" in the first place?
>>6654682
We made a good team there man! Who is the cool guy who helped out those people?
>>6654721
I feel watched and not in a good way
>>6654721
I thought Nega-Hulk Pig was Normal
>>6654721
...E-Erm, can I, like, skip out on these stories? I'm not a supernatural enthusiast, you see, so maybe I could go to sleep instead of doing this? Pleasecomeonthiscrapscaresmemorethananythingelsejustletmegotobedandallwillturnoutfine.
>>6654750
Damn right we did! I haven't felt this spectacular since forever, hot damn! I've gotta say, we make a pretty good time, bro--
...There was another guy? There was you and me. Did someone tag along or something?
>>6654624
But I was told that many fairies gather on that place... and it seemed a great opportunity!
How could NOT intervene with her crazed rituals?
>>6654634
I'm telling you It's just plain water!
I've been familiar with gods since I had memory... or perhaps it's just the kind of water that repels spirits and doesn't give any effect on humans.
Anyways, whether if it's blessed or not... It's better to find another sources of water.
>>6654668
I'm pretty noble with doing my job, if that counts.
>>6654721
I don't know why, but I'm feeling pretty awful.
and when I'm feeling like that, there will be bad news...
>>6654721
And you're a failure of a mother
>>6654663
I am of my word.
You shall die by my own hand.
And yes, I am sure.
>>6654721
>>6654775
S-shut up! No I'm not!!
>>6654768
No, it was just you and me.
>>6654792
>Screams very deeply
>>6654792
Letting your child die under your watch.
>>6654768
Pretty good team.
Am I getting Alzheimers already?
>>6654773
LIES! You're in cahoots with the gods to poison me, and I ain't gonna have it!
It could be, but if it deflects any spirits, MAYBE it'd be for the best if we don't drink it. You and I know better than to mess with a religious practice, right? R-Right?
Hey, hey, I found another source of water a while ago... But what if this water ISN'T holy and it's just the title it was given? What makes holy water holy, anyway?
>>6654792
...
You make some pretty good points. Give me a few seconds, I'll just get this done...
>>6654817
...
So you're asking who the cool guy that helped out was even though it was only you and me? Were you asking for my name, bro?
>>6654792
>>6654825
I'm not allowed to rig the games! That warlock guy would curse me AND peashy if I did!
>>6654792
Hellspawn? Hah! I laugh.
I have dealt with much worse than
the minions of hell.
>>6654792
>She hops in to her tank.
>>6654777
I wouldn't bet money on that, if I were you.
>She smirks.
>>6654740
>>6654773
Oh, come on, you're not even virtuous, let alone NOBLE.
>>6654837
Yeah, even I would have figured it out
>>6654842
Pigs are Weird Animals
>>6654842
So far I can only understand animals, but that's better than nothing.
>>6654842
I guess there's no joy in the world.
>>6654857
I have bet my life
on enemies much stronger.
Guess who won those bets?
>>6654879
A well of power?
Come, let me gain this knowledge
so I may improve.
>>6654842
>not letting her win
It's like you want to be a shit mum
>>6654879
>avoids any branches while running at incredibly hihg speeds
>>6654882
And who says that wasn't a matter of luck?
>>6654879
If I wanted to fly, I should've just....
>>6654879
Speaking of Mr mean warlock..
>>6654792
H-hey! I-I mean no harm...I'm even dressed up in the right robes to be her!
>she tries to outrun the dog while screaming the entire time
Wh-why are you even chasing me? I thought I could come here to pray...
>>6654858
Well, excuse me for being a little bit slow. I'm not a clever guy.
The name's Alfred! America! The Star-Spangled Hero and Harbinger of Justice and Democracy! I'm gonna return the question! What's your name, awesome fella?
>>6654922
Because it was not.
I can assure you that much.
My skills exceed theirs.
>>6654926
I wasn't even mocking him, I just pointed out an observation!
>>6654926
>RETIRED
Aww.
>>6654935
Okuyasu, its fine. I am slow too
>>6654908
If she just goes up the ranks without earning she'l make the same mistakes as I did. I cannot let power rush to Peashy's head, so she's got to win fairly like everyone else.
Going to sleep. goodnight
>>6654968
Hold up, lemme try to pronounce that. "Oak-oo-yah-soo". Did I get it right?
That makes two of us. Sheesh, some might even go as far to call me the dumbest person here. I know it's not true, though.
>>6654981
G'night... Dog?
>>6654980
You made one mistake:
Living as long as you did.
Now, prepare to die.
>>6654980
You let her eat something out of you purse and now she can turn into an idiot with giant tits. Great parenting.
>>6654980
>>6654981
Goodnight and congrats!
>>6654980
Zer0 is going to win
>>6655022
...
Fuck off.
>>6655022
I know dogs can be vicious creatures, but this is a little too surreal. Thanks anyways host.
>>6654981
>we give a shit
kys
>>6654926
....
It's..."electrocuted".
>>6654945
I wouldn't count on it. Besides, looks like you didn't avenge yourself this time, hehehe.
>>6655029
>>6655022
>Snicker
Congrats, you, and thanks for the show, Rei.
>>6655022
Hey, she won as soon as she went to sleep! That's called a "coincidence", right? Congrats to the little guy, and thanks for hosting, ma'am!
>>6654837
Eh? What else could make the water to have that title? It's not that simple like putting a label with the words "Holy water" on a bottle.
Holy water is made when gods directly bless a certain amount of water on a sacred place, Purifying it. or indirectly using like a "medium" or someone who holds a connection with a certain god.
Hope that helps with your question.
>>6654980
S-Seriously?!
then, that means the water was cursed!
>>6655022
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>6655037
Killed by a Little Girl and a Dog
Wow, You are the Weakest
>>6655022
Thank you for hosting!
>>6655002
Yeah, I am an idiot too so I might give you a run for your money. You got the name right aside the accent. Are you from America?
>>6655013
Hey! Our original plan was to make her into a cpu so she take on neptune and the rest. But now all that's cleared up Ive been taking the role of foster parent very seriously!
>>6655047
im da one dat host all the day.
more respect to dog
>>6655022
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. I FAKIN WIN!
>>6655022
Was a fun game. Thanks bro
>>6655054
I made one mistake:
I did not think a cute dog
could take someone's life.
>>6655065
It is not all bad.
This has taught me I must
strengthen and improve.
To liven things up, I'm going to ask erp if they want an erp vs hg game.
>>6655111
That dog's been constantly screaming bloody murder and swearing at people, come on.
>>6655127
>stares
...
>spits on you
kys baron
...
>>6655127
kys baron
>>6655127
I don't think that's a good idea. Those people get a little too handsy and personal. They might try to steal something from me.
You know what this place could use? A library. Knowledge is power you know!
>>6655152
>>6655156
But there's barely anyone around!
>>6655168
shouldn't you be giving Alfred the succ?
>>6655175
>drives at 24mph
>chews toothpick
...
>stares
...
kys baron
>>6655061
If it's trademarked and mass-produced, anything can be Holy Water. I bet it'd save the priests from blessing the water all the time... Nah, nah, it's a part of Christianity.
...So... It's when a religious guy blesses water in a sacred place? Sorry for making it crude, but I'm an American. Simple is good!
Wait. If they can bless a certain amount of water, can - in theory - a large amount of priests bless an entire sea?
>>6655078
I'd like to see you try! Ain't no one gonna usurp the title of being the Star-Spangled Idiot!
I did? Hot damn, it seems like Kiku's gonna be impressed when I blow him away with my perfect Japanese skills! And, well... Yeah, I'm from America. Can't remember where, but maybe from Delaware. Or Texas. Maybe California... Nantucket?
>>6655127
Psst. Ask Canada if she can come over. I'll fund the tickets.
>>6655168
It sure could! I think we have a few librarians here and there, so maybe we can ask them to help out!
If knowledge was power, I'd probably have a strength of an ant, to be frank.
>>6655141
I am quite aware.
Though, I just believed she was
all bark and no bite.
>>6655168
You know what this place could use? Something to ward off the Zeon scum!
>>6655189
>only 24mph
Drive faster, you wimp.
>>6655168
Do you think a library could survive in a place like this?
...Hehe, if it had one, I bet Patchouli would never leave.
>>6655197
It's a female...? I can never tell with those.
And I hope you feel horrible for that one.
>>6655168
Yeah! I wanna become a smart guy!
>>6655195
You American guys sound the same to me, also say you have two guys that look the same and one is an imposter. What would you do?
>Sneaks.
>>6655223
>==steps out of==
>caves your skull into the pavement
...
>stares
kys baron
...
>>6655224
I believe it is.
I am just assuming, though.
And, I have made worse.
>>6655183
P-please don't make fun of my situation.
>>6655195
A-Alfred...I didn't expect you to be here today...
>>6655204
Typical Feddie coward. Afraid to show your face?
>>6655224
It's a lot better than killing each other, at least you are doing something productive, right?
>>6655231
There's always some books I can recommend Machiavelli's works are quit brilliant
>>6655204
>>6655083
Wow. Using a poor defenseless child as a weapon.
>>6655259
My chin's a belly?
>>6655238
Who's there?
>>6655231
We do? To be fair, I'm pretty much every stereotypical American, so it's only natural.
...You just described me and Canada without actually saying our names. Anyway... It depends. What's the imposter gonna do to everyone?
>>6655238
>
...I never thought I'd ever see anyone doing this. Let's just take it easy.
>>6655259
I didn't expect myself to be here today either. Feliks was feeling a bit shy today, so he asked me to take his place.
...I-I didn't expect you to be here at all, either. Um. H-How's life?
>Pig Hulk and Negatively Pig Hulk fused
>>6655256
You say that like you're proud of it.
>>6655259
Most people here are here FOR that.
...And honestly, I know of like...at least three pyromaniacs that show up here from time to time.
>>6655297
What is this Monstrosity
>>6655255
>waits until he starts staring
>sweeps him onto the pavement, and stands up
So you finally grown the balls to try something, wretch.
>>6655311
>==steps into==
>shifts into 48mph
...
>stares
...
kys baron
>chews toothpick
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
>>6655288
>>6655296
>Sneaks harder, burrows into the tall gross undetected.
>>6655195
No, It's fine if you don't understand enough about it.
I don't know... I think it's pretty impossible to bless an entire sea or an ocean, the quantity of Priests needed would be ridiculous! Besides of another set of problems.
Hey lads, I'm gonna run train on my mates sister, wish me luck /hungrygays/
>>6655288
No...Mak-eyuh-velli
He's a famous renaissance author.
>>6655296
I-I'm sorry for causing you so much stress...I was being selfish, I didn't take how you felt into account.
>He turns around as tears drip down his cheeks
I don't deserve a friend like you.
>>6655298
Yeah, well I'd take a good book of knowledge over some powers any day, surely you agree right?
>>6655296
I am just saying that the imposter is the bad guy but you don't know who it is. How would you figure it out?
>>6655347
We don't need any devils in here.
>>6655373
Finally, someone who envisions this place in my world view.
>>6655331
Congratulations you're still afraid to hit the speed limit!
>>6655238
Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
>>6655390
Actually, I'm kinda attached to my powers.... Still, that sorta thing's just destined for failure.
>>6655412
....rude.
>>6655390
I remember the Renaissance but I never heard of that guy
>>6655298
Of puns? Not at all.
Of all of the lives I took?
Well...I'm sure you know.
>>6655436
Letting devils infiltrate this place would turn it into something hellish. It may seem rude, but it's for the best to keep them away.
>>6655432
I just think people will rely on them as a crutch and given the situation where you need to think, rather than brute force your way through. It would go a long way.
>>6655439
All the more reason for you to read about him! He is just one of many famous authors of that era. You should check out "The Prince" it's good stuff.
>>6655368
...
Has the war even ended yet? Is it right to shoot an innocent man? What year is it?
>>6655371
A hero never denies the opportunity to learn about something!
I mean, the radius of blessing a body of water is how large? You'd need a lot of priests, but it's not about that, it's if it can be done. I just thought of it. If we can't do a sea, let's do a lake instead! Can we make a lake holy?
>>6655390
Oh, Garma, come on...
>He places a hand on the Vice Admiral's shoulder, looking absolutely horrible.
Listen to me, bro. You don't have to apologise at all. If anything, I want to apologise for dashing your hopes. You deserve a better friend, not one like me. Arrogant, insensitive, a troublemaker...
>>6655406
Oh, it's one of these situations. Well, there are a heap of solutions, but the most common one is to ask something the real guy would know. Questions like, say... "Which is better; chocolate or vanilla?" "Are you a top or a bottom?" "Is Doctor Who a good show I should look into? Britain says it is, but I can't be bothered checking it out without a second opinion."
>>6655440
So why do you bother making the puns? And nah, I'm more than used to people enjoying bloodshed.
>>6655510
What?
>>6655520
We're still more used to action back home. And really, this just isn't changing the point I've said before.
>>6655510
People
Megatron has left /HG/
Quints.
>>6655543
This is the pig from...
Back to the barnyard...
>>6655520
I know a show like that but it's called, "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Does that count?
>>6655526
For me, I would punch them both. I can't make decisions too good since I am not that smart and I always with my late brother to make them for me
>>6655543
stop spamming /co/ with your painfully forced pseudomeme
>>6655526
>He spots the stranger wielding the "strange" stick targeted towards him, he's quick witted to know somethings up with that stick and drudges deeper into the tall grass.
>>6655432
>He plops his head up high, from the grass.
Oh uuuuuuuh, hello Rika! Now's not a great time. I'd appreciate if you scoot over three steps back, a bit, thanks.
>>6655580
Dr.Pig™
>>6655526
No! Don't say that! You had my back when no one else did, You gave me company when I was all alone...Now...I don't know what to think or do.
>>6655540
I suppose that just falls under the different world, different rules category huh? We all aren't cursed to your world. And I thank whoever is in charge for that.
>>6655577
Umm...I never heard of it.
>>6655540
Is it illegal?
Can I not use brevity?
Also, I'm aware.
Rattle me bones
>>6655577
I dunno, you could kill them if you're strong enough. I know I am.
Saying it bluntly will only make you even dumber, unless it's self-depreciation. What you gotta do is keep your head up high and think about the best course of action!
>>6655590
>America's grip tightens on the magical stick, beginning to look a small bit apprehensive on what to do next. It's not heroic to kill a bystander, so maybe he shouldn't shoot.
...What year is it? Is there a calendar I can check out or somethin'?
>>6655636
I know, but my flaws seem to affect the majority rather than help them. I... I'm sorry for being so horrible to you. I know you don't hate me, but it feels like it so much.
...Hey. If it's any consolation, you're gonna find a better partner than I'll ever be. Heck, you might even seen Amelia around here and she'll say "Yes"!
>>6655636
Come one it's a big show in the year 1999! Don't tell me your from the future too.
>>6655526
Never heard about making a lake sacred. Except when it's housing a god inside of it, or when gods directly blesses the lake on certain stories, but those are already sacred on the past.
Eh? I guess it's still possible... but you would need to have a direct intervention from one of your gods to realize that task.
>>6655679
But what if the enemy will kill my friend or his hostage if I pick wrong?
>>6655683
>image
>>6655590
Give me a good reason why?
>>6655646
You JUST said you weren't proud of using them, genius.
>>6655636
I guess so. And just the volatile nature that was developed, too.
Seriously, are you just ignoring the point I've made?
>>6655687
Then... If I were to have my prayers answered by God himself, I could have a whole bunch of priests bless an entire lake?
>He nearly jumps in joy, but he stops himself, taking other things into account.
Well, that's amazing, but I have to ask something. How long could a lake potentially even be blessed for? I mean, Holy Water must have an expiry date or something, right?
>>6655708
...
I didn't think about that. I... Would probably suggest you embarrass the hell out of the real one so that the answer is clear! It's a plan that's a work in progress, but it might work.
>>6655752
Well, that plan saved the guy I needed to protect so I think it was a success
>>6655679
It just wouldn't be the same...Oh Alfred
>He hugs you and cries on your shoulder
I just want to be happy again.
>>6655683
Sorry to meet your expectations, but yes I am.
>>6655744
...Yes, only because I don't feel like arguing against it.
>>6655679
>He weaves out some grass, prying about to peek at his "magical" stick.
Wh-What's th--
>He snickers and scowls lividly, at a fly that shot up in his mouth. He cowers away from his position and huffs out a blood curdling wheeze.
>>6655744
>He attempts to speak to you, while choking at the mercy of a fly.
--GGAAAAH, BAAH---
>>6655797
ok but u can still be friends with benefits
it's obvious you just want his big juicy constitutional cock
>>6655797
How far? Like flying in space in mechas like in Gundam or more like a few decades?
>>6655797
Soo...what even is there to argue? Weird, normally you're the type to do that.
>>6655805
....
You're an idiot.
>>6655752
Not sure how your god works in your world, but I guess it will be enough.
Different from many things, A sacred place is still considered as sacred as long the people keeps believing in it, the same case happens with gods...
and that's why Faith is considered very important on many places.
>>6655837
This isn't funny!
>>6655864
...Yeah..exactly like "Gundam"
>>6655869
I'm just not feeling it today, you've had those days, you know what I'm talking about.
We're finally back
>>6655787
Holy hell, did you actually do it? I'm... Impressed, honestly! A bit shocked that it worked, but honestly amazed that you had the guts to do it! How did you do it, man?
>>6655797
...Ah, crap, I didn't think it could rain inside today.
>He keeps patting you on the back, looking for a way to make him feel better.
Y'know... You will be happy eventually, Garma. Heck, I'd even go as far to say soon. You've got a long life ahead of you, so you'll see someone just like me, right?
>>6655805
...I don't get paid enough for this damn job, I swear to God.
>The hero throws the magical stick to the side and books it to the poor man, attempting to do the Heimlich Maneuver carefully. Why the extra care? Said hero has super strength.
COME ON, MAN! IF I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE ON THE BATTLEFIELD, I'M GONNA DO IT WITH HONOUR! SPIT IT OUT, DAMN YOU!
>>6655878
Eh... He's, like, the guy that knows and can do everything. He's a "perfect" god, not like other gods who have faults and that.
Faith is important. You need it in order to keep going on with whatever, so of course it woulf be important for that.
So, if you keep believing in it, a lake could be holy forever? Is that what you're implying? I think I've cracked it, chick. I know how to make Italy the holiest place on Earth!
>>6655893
Eh, yeah.... What's the deal?
>>6655893
So you fly giant robots around with weapons in space?
>>6655913
Like I said. I just made a guess and punched the one of them and my guess was right so I didn't have to hit the other one. Its not that hard
>>6655893
nah its pretty funny
>>6655936
So you punched someone to find out the real answer to who was the doppelgänger?
>The hero shakily takes off his glasses, looking like he just had the greatest epiphany in the history of mankind.
...Y-You're a genius, you exceptionally bright man. Violence really is the answer after all... Do you know how your solution to this problem could change the world?
>>6655913
>The farmer gushes out expats of saliva, and drool as the hero hugs his body with said hero strength.
GAAAAHHHH~ FUAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
>He screams for mercy as you crush his body.
>>6655744
Can I not make them
while being disappointed
in my own actions?
>>6655913
>Laughs weakly
Didn't you say you were a one of a kind hero? I don't think I will.
>>6655916
I...I don't want to really talk about it. Can we just have a conversation that doesn't end up in a debate?
>>6655921
I guess so...It's not that cool you know, people die.
>>6655958
Not to me!
>>6655967
I am? I-I mean, I am! My methods of problem solving is simple but extremely effective! Best case is if there are only two and one is the impersonator!
>>6655991
True, those explosions are very flashy and big. You were part of those fights?
I want to be Garma's bf to be honest.
>>6655987
...If you don't see what's wrong with doing something you don't like, I don't know why I'm bothering talking with you.
>>6655991
I guess I'm not allowed to be curious, huh?
>>6655976
IS IT OUT YET? SAY SOMETHING! DAMN IT, MAN, SAY SOMETHING TO ME INSTEAD OF YELLING!
>Somewhere else, an Englishman is laughing at this whole situation with a wide smile on his face. Meanwhile, the hero keeps hoping that the man is alright.
>>6655991
Oh, damn, I think I did. For once, my big mouth actually harmed someone. Why am I like this?
Garma. My man. My main man up there in the stars. You're gonna live a long life. You're going to meet a girl just like me. Blue eyes, blonde hair, a larger-than-life heart, and a childish personality, 'kay? Don't stop looking forward to the future.
>>6656003
Of course you are, you smart bastard! You just solved every damn problem related to this topic! You're gonna go far, man, I can count on it! You're a genius! With such a simple solution, you could solve ANYTHING!
>>6656037
It is quite simple:
You cannot understand it.
It is how I work.
>>6655913
Now, speaking of sacred places... I still need to check if my shrine isn't getting invaded by spirits again, and finally sleeping because it's getting a quite late.
Very well, I hope that helps with your question!
>The Shrine maiden walks away, leaving this place.
Next HG Sim when
>you will never eat Garma's bunghole
Why live?
I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of HG a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in a game. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted I DONT WANNA DIE. I assume I was about to be killed and lose the game. I also was playing hg with my baby brother, only to find that I was trying to rp with him as my main ava. I have these events burned into my vision that Im constantly reading and reenacting irl. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my ava in the next game. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much hg?
>>6656034
Question my frivolous faceless freak, how old is Garma?
>>6656003
Not the ones in space, no. I was mostly stationed on Earth.
>>6656034
>>6656082
You're making fun of me aren't you?
>>6656037
>Sighs
How do you do it Rika? How do you deal with the crippling loneliness?
>>6656067
I don't think I can handle it. I lost too much already...And I haven't even reached middle age.
>>6655510
>>6655543
>Dr. Pig becomes Megatron
>>6656067
>PTSD from the pillages ignite, he weeps tears of sorrow while speaking full blown Icelandic.
FAÐIR. FAÐIR. Fyrirgefa mér faðir.
VINSAMLEGAST!!!!
>>6656067
But you have to keep them at a limit. Don't want to become Germany right?
>>6656122
Oh, you are advanced but you are just a guard.
Sorry to cut it short but I gotta sleep. See you all tomorrow night.
>CRAZY D IS UNBREAKABLE HYPE
Rika's a scientist.
>>6656092
The purple-haired prettyboy.
>>6656071
...Boy, you are a pain to talk to.
>>6656090
20.
>>6656154
You done, there?
>>6656122
>She's silent for a good long moment, looking away.
Personally. I bicker. I tinker. I build. I mock, insult, invent, modify, watch-...anything just to distract myself.
>>6656154
source of manga
>>6656080
It's getting late? It is! I'm sorry, miss, but this is gonna help me and Feliciano so much with this revelation!
It helped me a lot, to tell you the truth. See ya later, and have a good time doing whatever it is you do back at home! G'night!
>>6656122
Dude. Life... Life is a complicated thing. What I think is that... Well, all I can say is something I said time and time before. "Keeping yourself strong is a sign of greater strength."
You can. To spite the others that never believed in you, you'll press on and laugh when you reach the top. That's how I did it.
>>6656154
WHAT WAS THAT? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME TO PUT YOU DOWN? IF YOU INSIST, DUDE!
>He finally lets go of the poor man, wiping his sleeves to make sure he doesn't look bad in front of the man he just accidentally tried to kill. First impressions are important, as you and I both know.
>>6656155
Don't wanna be like Germany. If I do, I might become something even worse than a hero. A moody one! Good night, man! Have a good rest!
>>6656167
I'm the hero.
>>6656167
How good of one?
>>6656185
Vinland Saga
>>6656122
quit being such a little bitch. when i was 15 years old my parents died in a car accident and i saw my father beheaded right in front of my fucking face. but you know what i did? i missed the people who raised me but i kept going. you on the other hand got rejected by an amerifat and want to kill yourself because of it. it sucks that he doesn't want to be with you but goddamn if you aren't being the biggest bitch about it. lighten up or i swear to god i will cut off all of your fake purple hair strand by strand and see what alfred-senpai thinks of that
GET MOTIVATED
MOVE ON
DEUS VULT
>>6656155
Rest well strange man.
>>6656172
It's still there isn't it. No matter how much I choose to distract myself It will always be at the back of my mind.
>>6656195
I didn't even have the strength to help my people win the war, or to save my family. What good is it now huh?
>>6656172
It could be quite worse.
At least you understand me
without translation.
When do we get a New HG Sim?
I love Aussa's RP so much.
>>6656263
Wasn't someone doing a thing that had a map and the events unfolded realtime?
>>6656225
T-that's one way of putting it...I guess you're right.
>>6656227
Listen to me. You couldn't control any of that. You've got a long life ahead of you, but you know what? You can go the distance. Keep your head up high and don't look back.
Don't let it get you down. Be like Spain. Be a good man and keep going on spite of all your troubles.
>>6656263
>>6656195
>The poor man is surprisingly short for his age, he sobs while wiping the tears smeared across his face. Disparity and apprehension, clouds his thoughts of benevolent joy as a farmer.
...
>>6656237
You say that like you're surprised we speak the same language.
>>6656227
....
Yeah. Yeah it is. Won't go away until you find something more legitimate.
>sucks dick to get people riled up
>LF
>>6656340
Have you gotten a job at the McDonalds yet you parasite to your parents?
How bout an TDI Sim >:3
http://brantsteele.com/totaldrama/01/episode.php?e=1
>>6656263
>Still waiting...
>>6656369
>>6656324
>The hero can't help but ignore that supposed war he was fighting, kneeling down and patting the poor man on the back. He could almost feel Emil breathing down his neck in rage, so he may as well try to help him out.
...Is the fly out now, dude?
>Smooth, Alfred. Smoother than marble.
>>6656369
"Island"? I dunno, last time I got involved with an island I overthrew the government and annexed it. Maybe we shouldn't go there.
>>6656340
Are you not surprised?
We are from incredibly
different places.
>>6656377
I want to kiss Female Guts
>>6656346
>gets riled up and starts fapping
>KK
>>6656309
You're right...Thanks for being there for me Alfred, but what about our friendship, It's never going to be the same now that you know how I feel.
>>6656340
And how close are you to finding that?
I legit want Aussa to get into a car accident and die.
>>6656422
I double this notion. Fuck that parasite. They have no place on mother Earth.
>>6656422
>implying Aussa can afford a car with his family's welfare
>>6656422
That's a bit harsh. Maybe just get horribly mangled and have all of his fingers broken so the motherfucker stops posting forever.
And gets cancer.
>>6656402
It ain't worth it anon, she'll kill you... and take your life force.
>>6656409
I've got it. Not as much as I'd like, sure, but...enough to keep me steady. My 'sisterhood' with Urotsuki- still don't know if you've met her- kept me clinging on, and then my mother showed up.
>>6656398
Not really. Actually, it's kinda a constant here, everyone speaks English.
>>6656441
Stage 3 Revy
>>6656409
Speaking of Spain, he might come over sometime. Might. Just a heads-up for my favourite guy!
It's still the same. Does it look like anything has changed yet? I'm not mad at all! You've got a good life ahead of you, and I'm glad I was a part of it!
Aussa could have paid the bedbugs to fuck off if he had money.
>>6656439
>LITERALLY ON WELFARE
>>6656453
Can you confirm that this man in this picture is your father? Thx.
>>6656453
At least have the decency to reply to people when they're talking to you you scum
>>6656394
>His course hair cascades gracefully along the beating wind, while glaring at the american in anguish.
>Nothing, not even his prehistoric American Dream of venturing to Vinland will relinquish this profound...profound sadness.
Fly? The fly is gone...
The Next Thread is going to be. TDI Sim Thread
The Next Thread is going to be: No Autistic Leeches Allowed Thread
>>6656479
I'm done discussing the matter and never should've done so in the first place. That's all I'm going to say in the matter, I've been told time and again to ignore this stuff.
>>6656522
Maybe you shouldn't ignore them and get a job, you disgusting parasite.
>>6656522
Keep spending that taxpayer money to pretend to be little girls on the internet, fucktard.
>>6656522
Are you Angery?
>>6656453
I guess I have to stay optimistic...even if it is hard.
>>6656464
And I'm glad to have met you, I wouldn't have guessed that he of all the nations would be your favorite.
Hold old is Aussa?
>>6656453
...An anomaly.
Often different planets
speak differently.
>Zer0
>>6656522
Ignore everyone who's right to fit your own shitty little agenda, sure. You're fucking disgusting.
>>6656550
19 or something. Full NEET that lives in a house full of white trash living on welfare.
>>6656544
How did you post a blank image?
>>6656493
It's gone? Really? G-Good! It's good that you're alright, because I was almost afraid you were gonna die for a sec!
>Noticing the glare from the man, the hero takes a step back, suddenly wishing that he wasn't involved in the war in the first place.
Are you okay? As dumb as a question that is...
>>6656544
A blank post? Seriously? C'mon, man.
>>6656547
And... I'm glad that someone thinks that of me. It's awesome knowing that someone, out of countless people in this place, liked me. It's a rarity.
Spain? My favourite guy? Um... I was referring to you, man. Spain's cool and all, but I wasn't referring to him.
>DURUFU~!
I'm making the new thread, I better not see any other threads pop up before mine.
>>6656551
For the most part, actually? This place seems to compensate for the difference in languages. Pre-tty handy, even if it defeats the purpose of me learning multiples.
>>6656547
If you can't stay optimistic, stay determined. Sheer grit and willpower.
>>6656550
>Never said, never going to say.
>Rika
>>6656615
Get a job instead of being welfare scum. You're driving your family into the ground and you don't even care. Disgusting.
>>6656615
Wait, Rika is Aussa? Topkek that explains the absolute trash-tier RP.
>>6656632
>Not knowing
It's been on their wallpaper since like, before April.
>>6656632
what
how the fuck did you not know that
I'M ALSO A SCIENTIST, ACTUALLY.
>>6656615
Quite interesting.
Usually, these barriers
are quite prevalent.
>Zer0
>>6656666
BILL IS THAT YOU?
>>6656666
OH SHIT SATAN'S A SCIENTIST
>>6656687
No it is I Hououin Kyouma
>>6656632
>Not knowing this
Boi
>>6656583
Oh, silly me...You know how my hearing is. I did see your dad here some days ago. I don't know if I mentioned that before.
It's funny because he prides himself in being a gentlemen just as you do for being a hero. Two sides of the same coin.
>>6656615
Just like you right? Heh. I never thought I would accept advice from you.
>Garma