HG
Welcome aboard to HG friends. In here, you'll be accompanied with the most filthiest bunch of gays ever to walk on the face of the planet. So sit back, relax, and grab a phallic snack while you can. Because we're all full on queers here, get use to it.
>>6644517
I don't really want revenge, I just want my money. I have to make a profit off these things.
>>6644523
S-She wouldn't actually eat people...would she?
>>6644551
You'll try hard until you're replaced with another idol. I've read about people praising different idols as time continues. You'll be a thing of the past one day, and when that happens you'll turn into a siren of the sea. It's in your blood to be there, so eventually you will end up there.
>>6644577
I want my money back.
Hard Gays
>>6644570
Why would you want to associate with those freaks?
>>6644536
Glad I could help.
>>6644552
I would put you in the corner and give you a five minute time out for being preposterous.
>>6644580
That is just silly, you have shown more than enough loyalty to be considered an ally.
>>6644585
What..?
>>6644609
Do you want the truth or for me to sugar coat it?
>>6644585
Now this is an interesting idea!
>>6644615
You heard me loud and clear, you big boned beast.
>>6644585
so thats why they call it HG, huge gays
>>6644585
I had this dreadful feeling wash over me real quick. It must be my faith for humanity going away.
>>6644577
To have America back one last time--
...Did I just say that? I meant... A cookbook, of course!
>>6644614
Ironically, those people (except for the unnamed one) happen to be British, and America had the bright idea to tell them ALL about me.
I'll be out of your hair when I finally see them, luckily for you. Or maybe I'll stay a bit longer if they need me for something.
>>6644609
Then how about we cooperate? We will force him to pay the money. How's that sounds?
>>6644577
I want to be happy again.
>>6644609
I know the idol life isn't forever and I know it's hard, but what matters is doing it together with friends. Giving it our all and having fun as we chase our dreams.
That is what really matters, even if I am forgotten, I'll still have my memories and my friends and more importantly, our experiences! Those will last a lifetime!
>You twirls and winks at Otto
And with those I'd be a siren of the sea for eternity as those'll keep me company forever!
>>6644615
I know that, but machines are pretty loyal in general. What would be the point of building something that wouldn't listen to you?
>>6644641
Sounds funny, if you ask me.
>>6644637
Let's hope it's the former. I'd rather have Poland for company than you.
>>6644647
You've "came" to the right place, my faceless freckle.
We're going to snooze
>>6644658
Ouch.
Unfortunately for you, it'll most likely be the former. Fortunately for me, I'll be around people I can somewhat tolerate.
>>6644664
Good night.
>>6644631
Some days I am glad I don't have flesh.
>>6644652
Ask the humans that try and play god that one.
>>6644664
Sleep tight.
>>6644615
I just want your money.
>>6644641
That sounds fair to me, but I don't know who you are.
>>6644648
Erm, b-but you were supposed to talk about your failures, not the hope of idol life. This whole conversation is filling me up with hope and I don't exactly care for it.
>>6644657
Oh, but why would you care?
>>6644692
Talking him into teaming up against me... Why wouldn't I care, you desperate man?
>>6644672
I pity the next person you are going to give a lecture to or the kid you chose to pick on. Seriously man get some help, you are whack!
>>6644688
Kiyotaka Ishimaru, at your service. Now shall we sign the agreement?
new game when
>>6644715
So are you afraid of us? But you just said that it just sounds funny.
>>6644688
I will be sure to tell her you are free game. I can't have any mooching humans.
>>6644717
It's not like they have to listen to me. Do you think I do this all the time, just give out lectures like the Plague?
I would... But I have a habit of doing things alone. My sincerest apologies.
>>6644677
But.. Haven't you created others before?
>>6644733
No new game
Hunger game over
>>6644754
>no new game
then why does this thread still exist?
>>6644735
Afraid? Ha! Such opporunity to amuse myself shall not be left alone!
post avs and play marry/fuck/kill with three of them
>>6644718
If you already have the paperwork then we can get to signing it. I look forward to getting my money back!
>>6644737
You don't seem to understand sir, I'm not edible. I taste like booze and bread. That kind of combination isn't right for a girl who's hungry.
>>6644762
What do you think HG means? Have you even read what this thread is about? It's hard gay. HARD GAY.
>>6644762
It's because you're gay.
>>6644746
Ok then, go away...shoo!
>>6644762
So niggas can circlejerk in their natural enviroment: cancer
>>6644748
Of course, though I am hardly human.
>>6644773
You would be surprised by her tastes.
>>6644688
>she points her finger at the boy
H-hey! I was never supposed to talk about my failures! Th-that's just what you want to hear. I-I'm not a total loser if that's what you're asking!
If you don't want to hear about conquering the currents then are you even sailing full speed ahead yourself?!
>>6644770
>>6644779
>nigga's circlejerking
>all i see is anime shit
riiight, more like fucking fat weeaboos
>>6644770
As an extra challenge; you can't kill America.
>>6644777
...? Are you trying to make me go away? You're the one that's supposed to leave, lad. I'm stanading my ground.
>>6644797
Standing.
I'm an old man, I forget things too often.
>>6644790
marry: tourettes guy
fuck: spider-girl
kill: fucking furry fox
>>6644770
>I think this is addiction territory now.
>>6644793
Dumpass
>>6644770
meme team
>>6644812
how do i make something like that?
>>6644816
this isnt /a/, go back to it barneyfag
>>6644793
Nope, if you were an oldfag or midfag you would of known that all black avatars are played by whites and most anime gurls are played by black weebos.
>>6644770
>>6644770
I'm just a newfag sadly
>>6644767
Haha, your arrogance will lead you right into the grave. I am looking forward to it.
>>6644773
So, what is your name? I'll write it right here and after this you just sign this contract by pouring down some of your blood. I'll do the same, of course.
>>6644839
You do understand what self-depreciation is, right...? And you're one to talk since you forgot your face.
>>6644790
>Marry Rachnera, fuck whoever that is second from left, kill Tourettes Guy.
>>6644797
>Marry Britain, Fuck Russia, kill America.
>>6644826
>wallpapereditor.com
>>6644841
Marry fourth row, third column; fuck first row, first column; kill Bread-chan or whatever.
>>6644850
Marry and fuck left, kill right.
>>6644786
Tell me what her usual diet is and I can tell you I'm the exact opposite of it.
>>6644789
I'm not even sailor! I'm a merchant with two ground dragon's that are faster than usual if that's what you're asking, but that doesn't have to do with anything! I've already made my bed and I'm trying to lay in it, but it's difficult when you don't have any luck in this world.
>>6644853
Can't we sign it like normal people? I don't want to hurt myself if it's not needed. A simple contract should be more than enough to get us to work together anyways.
>>6644786
True enough I suppose, but you'd destroy technology? Some of it is necessary for people to live.
>>6644853
There wasn't a single bit of arrogance if what I've just said. If you really think that you can provide me with a decent challenge, then come and face me.
>>6644874
thanks
>>6644864
You win this round, unlike you I actually value my beauty sleep.
Bonsoir.
>>6644790
marry: zest
fuck: kellam
kill: fucking SPIDERS
>>6644886
in*
>>6644876
Humans and biscuits.
>>6644877
Now I never said that, I just said it is all very flimsy.
>>6644896
No problem.
It is very late.
I must go to bed tonight.
Good night, and goodbye.
>>6644811
Furry?
>>6644917
I taste like burned toast and roaches!
>>6644874
I-I'm afraid I have to decline your offers, lad, but I'm sure the other Britain would be up for it!
>Wanting to fuck the pure sunflower man
>Disgraceful.
>>6644895
The blue-haired one, the blue-haired one, and the bunny girl.
In no particular order.
>>6644900
The tea was particularly strong that fateful day. One all. Good night, wanker.
>>6644922
And farewell to you as well, lad.
>>6644876
Alright, alright. Just tell me your name and sign this contract. I'll even give you a pen
>>6644886
Maybe it wasn't, but still you just arrogant in general.
>>6644770
>>6644906
I am nothing but a mere servant and do not deserve such treatment.
I promise you guys, I'll be as gay as I could be.
>>6644797
Needless to say I'm extraordinarily gay. And if it were up to me, I'd butter-pound all four of them no questions asked. I gotta follow suit somehow, or some gay.
Marry: Ivan
Fuck: Alfred
Kill: Iggy
It was the hardest decision of my life.
>>6644850
I'm gay, it's hard to explain.
>>6644895
Easy pickings, boyo...
Kill the girls.
Fuck Kaito
Marry Green Guy
>>6644812
As gay as I am, I'm not a pedophile.
>>6644790
I'd hate fuck the fate ass, marry kellam, and kill the girls.
>>6644941
...She loves roaches...
>>6644945
How come? Care to explain further?
>>6644770
am I late?
>>6644979
Marry Go
Fuck Grimes
Kill Chicken-chan
>>6644945
>Otto signs his signature on the line he's pointing to
My name's Otto Suwen, sir. Thank you for trying your hardest to get my money back.
>>6644971
Y-You told me she eats humans and biscuits! You completely played me for no reason!
>>6644770
>>6644876
That's not what I meant...I-I meant to say that you shouldn't just give up! Giving up would mean you're going to let a zero stay a zero and that's where old people grow bitter!
Hey now! Luck isn't everything, you know? If you go through life at full speed with a smile, you're sure to find what you want... you just have to keep trying!
>>6644988
>fuck Grimes
T. Negan
>>6644973
Why would I?
>>6644970
Excuse me? You'd kill me instead of America? I've never felt so insulted in my entire life.
It's nice to know that you want to do that. Offer Ivan some vodka and he'll consider it sometime.
>>6644979
Who's that moist wad of FILF set before my eyes, I'd fuck him faithfully as lawfully wedded husband would.
>>6644917
I can take a hit or two ya'know, some stuff are built really sturdy, but it's usually only the older stuff.
>>6644943
I-I think you actually have to have them in an order...
>>6644970
>Killing poor Haku, you monster, but Kazuma is a pretty solid choice.
>>6644993
Yeah, bro, let's beat this guy's ass!
>>6645005
Or else you've just assumed things or you're a liar.
>>6644770
>>6645017
You know that you are arrogant, aren't you?
>>6645015
Alright, I'll do them in order. The blue-haired one, the bunny girl, the blue-haired one.
I've decided to channel my inner pirate to get these top-tier ratings done. This is indisputably the best taste, no question.
>>6644997
You make it sound like it's easy. Not everyone is in the same position as you are. You're young, free to do as you please, and capable. If I don't sell what I need to sell I die. We're both in completely separate situations here. For me believing has stopped and doing has become a thing that needs to be done. Maybe if I lived in the same world as you I could be an idol too, but thinking about it won't mean anything. I can't possibly become a God with how weak I am.
>>6645016
Shouldn't we try reasoning with him instead? He looks very shady. He might actually have some sort of powerful magic on his side...
>>6645037
You know that you still haven't proven it, do you?
>>6644790
Marry Spider
Fuck Vampy with the ghost dick
Kill Zest
>>6644797
Marry none of them
Fuck their mothers
Kill them all
>>6644812
Marry Muffet
Violently fuck Muffet
Kill the cat
>>6644841
Marry bread
Fuck whatever females you have
Kill Baki
>>6644850
Kill left marry right
>>6644895
Marry rabbit
Fuck Kaiko
Kill Kaito
>>6644956
Marry angel
Fuck demon
Kill aizawa
>>6644979
>>6644988
this desu
>>6645033
Marry #6
Fuck #2
Kill #3
>>6645008
I wouldn't exonerate my time on you, fruit fly, get real. I don't have a mouth to substantiate the means of drinking, but Ivan will sure as hell drink this milky cock-tail I've prepped for him.
>>6645042
The best..? I'm in that listing and I don't even agree with that! It's subjective.
>>6645072
>Eh, at least you didn't kill Haku or Kaz.
>>6644993
I had not thought you would taste as such.
>>6645015
You could be a simple maid, do not fret.
>>6645072
>>6645049
You're acting as if I can become a goddess! That's not possible at all, baka! I had to sacrifice my other activities as well to become an idol, it turned my entire world upside down as well!
It's change in life for me, but it's good change as it's with friends and even if it doesn't all come that easily, there's nothing you can't beat when in good company and with the right attitude!
>You keeps her smile up towards Otto
Just cheer up, I'm sure it can't always stay like that, unless you keep thinking like that, but if you do that then you're just a baka!
>>6645072
Fucking #2 would be really...difficult
Killing 3 as well
Nice choice on 6 though, if you're into freakish demons
>>6645101
Well itd help if I knew what they were
>>6645072
You could of killed anyone else but Baki. Poor girls, how shameless of you. Oh well, not like they mattered at all I'm the true bread winner.
>>6645049
He is, actually. In fact, he is a heroic soul... basically he has no body. His soul is just wandering here because someone is providing him mana. If we kill this certain someone, this guy will disappear. But he still would be able to return. Needless to say that heroic souls are ressurected thanks to the magic and they also can use magic
>>6645052
There is no one I need to convince
>>6645115
Only because I'd never have to buy bread ever again
>>6645120
You just got your lack of Truth Bullets exposed, kid.
>>6645095
A maid huh? I'm getting an odd sense of deja vu... But don't you already have a bunch?
>>6645095
Listen, I can't afford to die right now. I have stuff I need to do first. I may want whatever gold you have hiding in your house, but I also want my life. Can't you make this any easier for me?
>>6645097
You said you wanted to become a goddess when you said you wanted to become an idol. The last time I checked an idol was basically a god. But I guess you're right in some cases. A goddess wouldn't be calling the people she watches over idiots, especially one that looks just like her.
>>6645120
That's certainly a breakthrough, but now we have to find out who this person is. It could be anyone here, including you, or even worse me! This kind of fight is impossible with the brainpower of only two men.
>>6645137
I see your point, faceless friendo.
>>6645140
As I said, there is no one I need to convince. Both of us know that you are arrogant.
>>6644961
Nonsense. When we're married, I'll shower you in love.
>>6645072
Lay a hand upon Britannia and you're dead.
Perhaps I didn't think this through well enough. To make it easier, have this as an "easy mode".
>>6645081
How rude. Just because I, as they say in America, "play hard to get". Give Ivan vodka and he'll probably consider what you have for him. Probably. It's common nature.
>>6645084
The best. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern bloody Ireland made it, so it's obviously the best. I consulted with my top experts to get this list published, and they say it's ten out of ten.
>>6645102
>>6645150
Yeah, yeah, let it be your way.
>>6645155
Marry none.
Fuck them and their mothers.
Kill them all.
>>6645143
No. It couldn't be both of us. To feed him mana you should sign a contract with him. And if I wanted to kill him, while being his master, I would've just used the Command Spell to force him to kill himself.
>>6645143
A five second head start...?
>>6645142
If your application doesn't apply to battle then it can be used in other locations. Though I do have plenty, more is never a bad thing.
>>6645143
Well, you were kind of asking for it! Besides, looks don't matter when there's your words that matter!
H-hey! A goddess and an idol aren't the same thing, baka. An idol's a singer, a celebrity and a performer that puts a smile on people their face! That's what matters, not that people see me as an idol or we...
>she waves her hands up in the air
as you said it, a goddess!
>>6645161
What will you get for denying it?
>>6644585
Hdjhdhd
>>6645189
Excuse me?
>>6645155
....
....
....
Girls, huh. I would kill the American, bang the two in the middle, and probably marry the last one.
>>6644812
I've made an ava chart with like 60 characters on it before. You are but a child.
>>6645192
Did I catch you off guard?
>>6645197
Why are you denying the fact that you are arrogant?
>>6645166
So you'd just have sex with them and then throw them away? And their mothers, too?
Understandable. Quite frightening, but understandable.
>>6645205
Girls. It's flattering to know that you picked Russia and Britain... But why did you pick Poland as the one to marry and not America? I mean, don't get me wrong, she's a bit rowdy, but this is Poland we're talking about.
>>6645167
You sure do know a lot about this particular guy...are you sure you're not the one giving him energy?
>>6645175
I was think more along the lines of letting me take the gold and head out. I really don't want any trouble. I don't have the slightest clue of what would happen to anyone if I had to fight for my life.
>>6645187
You...how old are you? It seems you're too young if you don't know what an idol is, but because I'm nice I'll inform you. An idol is something that's being worshiped. Be it a God or some kind of magical object. What you're saying to me is you want to be praised by everyone and everything.
>>6645213
Because I'm not?
>>6645217
Shut up, that's not up to question now. This chat never fucking happened, you hear me?
>>6645239
It never happened, I believe you. I-I don't even know what this whole thing was on about, honest! Nothing happened, we were just discussing tea like civilised men!
>>6645220
Nope, I just made a little research to find as much informarion about him as I can. To prove you that I am not his master, let me strip
>He strips
See? There is no red tattoos on me. The master always has a red tattoos on him.
>>6645234
Still denying? Ok, I will accomplish nothing by arguing with you.
>>6645220
>The lich shoos the human
You have to earn what you desire, no hand outs for ants.
>>6645220
Th-that's not my intention! We're talking about a different meaning here! It's I guess, kind of the same...but trying to become a school idol group doesn't mean that I'm just in it for praise or being worshipped by everyone!
I just want to put a smile on people their face as I'm having a smile while doing this with friends.
>You nervously laughs
Ehh...oh yeah, my age...uhm, I'm old enough to be here and to perform! We should keep it at that!
>>6645155
Well, sorry to say otherwise but I don't agree with that list, I mean, anyone considering me a ten is crazy. But, I'll have to correct you later I suppose.
>>6645175
But what kinds of duties are there that are still unmanned? Ah, though for now it's pretty late, I must turn in for the night.
Till next time Lord Ainz.
>>6645259
You'll not accomplish anything in general.
>>6645280
It was either you and the silver-haired one, and she seems to be more gloomy than the weather back in Britain. The lesser of two evils, as they say.
You're turning in? Good night, lad. Tell your sister I said hello for me. She'd be thrilled to hear it.
>>6645281
Are you sure? I don't think so. Never underestimate your opponent, you arrogant fool.
>>6645299
Is encouraging your opponent to make a single move called underestimating now? Oh, I'm sorry.
>>6645259
>Otto stares at the daft man in disbelief
You're going to strip in a place like this all because you think I'll believe it? Listen, I don't really want to doubt you, but you're too suspicious to me. If I get involved with you I might dig myself a deeper hole. One I might not be able to get out of.
>>6645263
If you want it to be earned, then earned it shall be!
Come with me and I think I might be able to get your money in a more ethical way.
>>6645274
>Otto shoots the girls a look that's even more nervous than her laugh
What inane school do you go to where they give students the chance to be Gods and Goddesses...? In my twenty-one years of living I've never heard of such a thing. C-Could it be you're one of the elite!?
>>6645299
Yes, Master Wong.
>Returns to the courtyard to train with the other anons.
>>6645280
Farewell, Kaito. I suppose it is that time to go back to business.
>>6645310
If you believe I will follow you into a trap you are very mistaken. Now expect a visit from Entoma some time soon.
>The lich vanishes in a blink of an eye
I'll see you meaty sack of shits later. I gotta catch my beauty sleep.
Keep HG, Hard and Gay. G'night.
>>6645310
>she salutes Otto, covering the nervous laugh with a salute
Yousoro! I'm one of the big bad elite and I'm really dangerous! I go to a school where there's many dangerous people, trained to be demons, fallen angels, gods and godesses!
>You turns around and makes a scary face towards the guy
If I were you I'd watch out as I might get the rest of the idols and we'll come to haunt you!
>>6645339
good night, fellow
>>6645350
I'm triggering your stubborn personality. Don't you get an urge to prove me wrong from that?
>>6645324
It's not a trap-
>The skeleton dispersals as soon as Otto blinks
Wh-what happened? There was a huge skeleton here just a minute ago. There's no way I was imagining something so bizarre.
>>6645340
>Otto tenses up out of fright. The amount of fear flowing through him makes it hard for his to move
I knew there was something wrong with you! No normal girl, especially one that looks like a guy, would ever want to become a Goddess! I should have never said anything to you!
>Otto jerks forward, shoving You to the ground and taking off
I hope you rot in hell for wanting to impersonate the Gods!
>>6645350
Yes, please prove it in a way that doesn't involve you taking your clothes off. I don't want to see that much of a man I have just met.
>>6645390
Did I hit the right spot?
>>6645390
It should be up to you to prove it to me. If I have to tell you what to do then it loses all merit.
Would you smash?
>>6645365
>You stays put on the ground, screaming after the man as he storms off
It was a joke! I was pretending so I could joke around with you! I have never even said anything about wanting to become a goddess! >she mutters to herself before laying down and falling into a nap
Sometimes people just don't know when to take a joke, I was just trying to put a smile on his face and mellow him up.
Oh well, baka You, you should know that it won't work with a strange man in a strange place, who thinks a normal girl can become a goddess, even if it's kind of cute to hear.
>>6645397
Nope.
>>6645403
Gay.
>>6645412
Then fight back.
>>6645426
That's just what I done!
>>6645437
This can't be it! You can do better than that!
>>6645444
I can kill you again, if it is what you want. The problem is no one provides us a battlefield.
>>6645455
Do it yourself. Host.
>>6645469
I will no longer host. And besides, I am not able to host just now.
>>6645486
You gave up hosting forever? Why?
>>6645492
Because it brings the pain to the people I love. Because it forces people I love to hate me.
>>6645507
What a load a crap. Who was it you brought pain to through hosting? Name at least on person.
>>6645397
That's a lewd face.
>>6645507
That makes no fucking sense.
Get better RP.
>>6645517
a load of crap*
one person*
>>6645507
Baron?
>>6645536
Uh, no? Nobody was displeased by your hosting. How about you tell me yourself?
>>6645538
Very well then. I don't feel like bringing it up again. Let's just say "Ignorance is a bliss".
Lurkers, show yourself
>>6645553
Let's just say that you're imagining things as usual. What big imagination you have...
>>6645561
fek off ya cunt i''m trying to lurk here
>>6645563
Shouldn't you go to the temple already?
>>6645572
None of your business.
>>6645561
>>6645561
i would, but there's no point in showing myself
wait fuck
>>6645561
The realm of dreams refused to open its gate for me, so I decided to become one with the shadows while I observe this place!
>>6645574
You shouldn't slack off. You should go to the temple. This is just an advice.
If yôu say an ava's name thrice, they're probably going to appear.
>>6645578
What is that black thing?
>>6645561
>>6645596
And you shouldn't be giving me advices while refusing to answer my questions!
>>6645605
It's a coupon.
>>6645561
>>6645561
>>6645615
Let me guess. Pizza?
>>6645633
Now why must you go on and make assumptions about me? Not everything about me is related to pizza. Please...
>>6645611
Haha. Says who? The person that often tries to avoid the question?
>>6645561
good night, hg
>>6645638
Oh, I see. I'll apologize for making an ass out of myself.
What's it for, then?
>>6645653
Sleep tight
>>6645649
This makes two of us.
>>6645561
I'm here. Just a little tied up at the moment.
>>6645660
I always try to answer the question.
>>6645671
But never succeed at it, huh?
>>6645678
When someone asks me, I always answer them. But everything has the exceptions. In my case exceptions are very rare.
Alright, enjoy your stay.
>>6645654
Pizza.
>>6645695
How lucky of me to ask an exceptional question.
Whatever, cheers.
>>6645704
So it's like I thought. As expected of Shi Tsu.
>>6645721
I could still do without the prejudice...
>>6645732
Can't be helped at this point, love. Everybody knows about you and your love for the cheesy stuff by now.
>>6645744
I eat other things too from time to time, what if I eat too much pizza and get fat? I wouldn't want that would I? Immortality with obesity.
>>6645751
That would be a terrible fate; being overweight and undying, but I don't htink it'll happen to you. Perhaps you're one of those women who store their fat elsewhere?
>>6645761
Whatever fat you may be speaking of, all of it had already been allotted to whichever area. I am the same as the day I lost the ability to die.
>>6645778
So you haven't changed at all since you became immortal? Actually, can you even get fat as you are now?
>>6645787
I've had worse happen to me, and yet, here I am.
>>6645790
You look intact to me.
>Pokes and pokes at your skin.
Nothing out of the ordinary. Minus the green hair and the immortality, that is.
Your gatecrasher's here.
>>6645802
I was born with this hair, there's nothing unnatural about it. Quite the contrary.
>>6645808
I see. Being born with green hair is quite the anomaly by itself, butthere's nothing wrong with it. IIt fits you.
Someone die, or are you always a bunch of quiet motherfuckers?
You know you gotta talk eventually, right?
>>6645898
What do you want?
>>6645922
Well now you know, dumbass.
>>6645934
What any good interrogator wants, answers. Let's keep it simple, get warmed up. Who are you?
A
FUCKING
LEAF
Such silence... Calming, yet suspicious.
What has made this once thriving arena such a desolate wasteland? Perhaps I should watch my step. Figuratively.
>>6646055
Blame hoshi
>>6646055
What steps do you have to watch? I would blame the desolation on the appearance of a sudden monster in these parts. If there's anything for one to watch, it would be their own footsteps as to not tread on your tail, or your patience.
>>6646058
One man caused this emptiness? He must be a powerful warrior.
>>6646064
I'm not out for blood, if that is what you're implying. I've never attacked anyone on sight, be they human or monster, and I do not intend to start now.
>>6646076
Are you telling me you have donned yourself in armor and flowers of your own resourcefulness and not at the cost of a passing traveler?
>>6646055
>>6646085
nice RP
>>6646088
Thank you.
>>6646083
Would you rather see me naked? I simply wear this because I find it suits me, not because I intend to slaughter a village. It'd be terrible for defensive purposes, anyways.
>>6646085
A hungover arachnid? That's a first. Did you bite your tongue?
>>6645409
Standards* you should get some.
>>6646104
>3 hour old post
What did he mean this?
>>6646055
I'm as lividly upset as you are honey, all the guys packing the mean packages are gone. Don't sweat a thing.
>>6646109
Blame your slow ass treads and shitty c use of a """"""community""""""
>>6646102
Where did you acquire them? I see you're more civilized than you appear.
We are awake and ready to eat
>>6646114
What..am I even looking at? Should I be scared? I feel like I should be scared.
>>6646118
And I see you're less polite than you appear. I had them fashioned to fit me, in line with what my mother used to wear when she was the Mo- er, when she was in her younger days.
>>6645944
Crashman. No, that IS my real name. Yours?
>>6646055
It wasn't me and this is usually my job.
>>6646146
So we're both a little different that we come off. How in the world did a snake find herself out so far away from her natural habitat?
>>6646124
You got any fuel tanks around?
>>6646155
>Looking around
Doesn't look like any
>>6646157
Yes?
>>6646149
Another one hell-bent on causing chaos and destruction. great. Do you humans really have nothing else to do other than destroy the very world you live in?
>>6646153
The entire world is my natural habitat. My job requires me to... travel. Quite a lot, at that. So, I find myself passing along here from time to time, looking for suitable companions to travel with. It gets lonely.
How about one such as yourself?
>>6646157
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646165
Looks like I've got nothing to eat then.
>>6646169
It's my entire purpose, what even ARE you?
>>6646178
Where can we get you a fuel tank?
>>6646189
If I knew I'd get it myself. Just search around the other places and we'll find one.
>>6646169
My life is nothing special, it changes once in a while, for the time being, I am satisfied with not straying too far from my home and eat such things that I enjoy eating.
>>6646195
Will do buddy
>want to actually rp but know I'll get memed on for making a post
>>6646178
Someone who isn't as destructive as you are. And also a lamia, that's probably one of the more glaring facts about me.
>>6646209
I can't fault you for enjoying delicacies, as it also happens to be my guilty pleasure. So, what makes you be able to be so brash to an unknown monster? Are you plainly stupid, or do you perhaps wield some hidden powers?
>>6646222
First of all, you're not as vicious as you think you appear to be, you've yet to show off your fangs, or claws of any sort. You did notice my brashness, perhaps I am more of a monster than you are.
>>6646221
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I hope you realize this.
>>6646236
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>A winged girl falls from the sky and crash lands into the ground
>>6646246
Uh...You okay over there?
>>6646246
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!
>>6646248
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646222
That explains a lot. Can't kill you, snakeman would get mad at me.
>>6646211
Thanks.
>>6646250
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646246
>picks up
Hey, wake up. Crashlanding is my job.
>>6646217
>just do it my man
>>6646252
You're not the brightest tool in the shed, huh?
>>6646253
Hey CM, some lady fell from the sky
>>6646256
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
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>>6646278
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646269
>Not realizing he's making fun of you
You're not the brightest tool in the shed, huh?
>>6646275
I know, what you think I'm holding?
>>6646234
I may not show them off, but I can assure you I do have them. And unless you are some sort of champion of humankind, I sincerely doubt you'd wish for me to feel the need to show off how deep they can slice in your body.
>>6646253
Snake...man? I've never met a male monster, very intriguing. Where is he from? Perhaps some other part of the world where monsters of both sexes exist?
You guys did a real good job of proving me right. Nice """community""" you got here. Keep it up.
>>6646295
....Wait how are you holding her?
>>6646289
So you seriously think I didn't realize that? He's just making a fool of himself by proving me right.
>>6646308
>I was just pretending to be retarded
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646251
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>>6646268
>The girl remains motionless for a few seconds before muttering something in her unconscious state
(Startup...initiating
(Booting in progress...3%...27%....78%....100%)
>The girl opens her eyes to survey her surroundings only to realize she is in unfamiliar territory
Where am I? Where is master?
>>6646313
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>pulling shit out of your ass
People like you are LITERALLY killing the threads.
>>6646320
>damage controlling this hard
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646317
You are here and that second part we have no idea
>>6646301
A champion of mankind, you say? Why nothing could be further from the truth. I have been with mankind for many ages, never have I assisted them solely for their own benefit. As you might suspect from the way I speak, you may gore me with your many hidden weapons, however they will not leave a lasting wound.
It would actually be a loss to you, if I should point out.
>>6646306
The safe way
>>6646301
No, he's a robot too, just looks like one.
>>6646317
No idea. Don't panic Im just asking questions. You an android or robot?
No really guys, keep scaring away the newfags, I'm sure that will jolt the threads back to life. I'm sure it makes you feel very big and strong when you scare them away. Just remember: you did this.
>>6646353
There's only two people doing this right now and you cant change shitposters. We need games
AYYY WHAT YA'LL LISTIN' TO?
https://youtu.be/AcbzBQ7L6A0
>>6646333
Where is here?
>She's currently looking around frantically for something while feeling around her neck trying to grasp at what appears to be thin air
>>6646338
>The girl pauses for a moment to consider what she should say and not before long her eyes light up as she comes up with a response
I am an entertainment purpose angeloid type Alpha (Ikaros). I function only to serve my master's every wish and command without question.
>>6646371
Shall I "host" a default?
>>6646336
You are more hardy than you look, then. Perhaps you are even the first person I've met in my life besides my mother who has lived as long as I have.
Are you perhaps a user of magic as well? It's the only way I could think of to explain the feats you claim to have.
>>6646338
Ah. Disappointing. Still, I'd like to meet whoever programmed him to be that way. He must have knowledge of how lamiae operate, in order to create a robotic one.
>>6646336
Si-Ssy~
>>6646353
Oh but don't you remember? The newfags are the ones "ruining" the hunger games with their low "standards" and by not behaving in the threads exactly how we want them to.
The hunger games die when a certain fat gook does, right?
>>6646390
People like you are the reason the threads are dying. I sincerely hope you realize this.
>>6646338
Well okay then
>>6646378
Juuuuust going to leave this to Crashman
>>6646379
I have been called a witch, but I have never used anything known as magic. Although there have been unnatural aspects of my existence, I would say they were nothing more than an inconvenience at times. Everything, even magic becomes normal. You know this, no? Have you had a human near you long enough for them to get used to your form?
>>6646382
You are making the worst mistake, child. You are mispronouncing a woman's name.
>>6646412
The worst mistake??
S-see see?
>>6646379
Light's pretty smart so no surprise.
>>6646378
Define entertainment.
(Oh god shes a sexbot created by some pervert, crash, stay calm)
>>6646415
What is it that you require from me today? Has there been an incident at school? Surely they do not bully you because of your peculiar leanings.
>>6646422
N-no, they didn't... I am here for "The Mother's Embrace".
>>6646406
Is he your master?
>>6646417
Anything my master will have me do. If he tells me to do something it is within my programming to comply to anything his heart desires and make it a reality.
>The girl still seems to be feling around her neck for something
>>6646412
Once or twice. Either they seem perfectly fine with my form from the start, as you seem to be, or they never quite get comfortable.
Still, I believe magic can be useful at times, and not only to make easily influenced people donate to the charity named "Me eating a whole bunch of blueberry muffins".
>>6646417
Dear god, I hope he didn't actually call himself that. I don't need any more scientists with illusions of grandeur running around in this world. What's next, the evil sorcerer Darkness?
>>6646378
yes you shall
HG died when people saw "look for interactions" as attention whoring.
>>6646459
>t. massive attention whore
>>6646445
(God dam it)
Did you used to have a necklace or something?
>>6646448
No that's his actual name. Never had a nickname.
>>6646453
>The angeloid pulls out a glowing card from her bosom and holds it out
Is that an order?
>>6646445
We are our own master
>>6646459
>implying making easy "hi good morning guys~ :)" greeting posts instead of using the games as a base of RP isn't attention whoring
>>6646439
It certainly doesn't take much to please you doesn't it? What ever did happen to your mother?
>>6646448
Muffins, you say? Quite a strange thing for a snake to be seeking, if you had not made your habitat clear, I would be asking where you would be enjoying such things in the jungle from where I had first thought you had originated from. Larger and dangerous versions of the smaller creatures we see in the wild come from the temperate.
But on to the important point, do you swallow them whole?
>>6646471
Ok genius, what do they do when there aren't any games? Just let the thread die?
>>6646478
They host.
>>6646471
So do you just call eveyone whose ever greeted people in life an attention whore?
>>6646486
>projecting
>>6646467
You give yourself orders and follow them?
>Her eyes glow green as she tries to process the information, numbers and algorithms flash by within her eyes before the return to normal
I do not understand.
>>6646464
My imprinting is gone...and so is master.
>>6646466
yes
>>6646486
Autists who walk into a room full of people already conversing and announce to nobody in particular "I'M HERE SAY HELLO" are attention whores, yes.
>>6646491
Well we do have a to do list, but sometimes we ignore it and just go with what we feel like
>>6646474
She's on business trips. A lot. And my father too.
>>6646491
I'm. I'm sorry for your loss.
>>6646480
>RED gets shitposted for rping while hosting
Yeah good idea
>>6646502
Stop lying. You murdered them.
>>6646464
Oh, my apologies in that case. Did he build you as well?
>>6646474
Half of my digestive tract is still human, so I'd likely choke on them if I attempted that. I have teeth for a reason, you know.
You don't enjoy sweet treats? Strange, you struck me as the type to enjoy exactly that, maybe even a little too much...
>>6646509
No, I didn't.~
>>6646508
>implying he got shitposted last night
It was one guy that got shut down immediately
>>6644585
I'm a gay retarr
>>6646517
By big scary Rinoa?
He sure triggered the fuck out of you idiots.
>>6646508
>Red got shitposted for rping while hosting
one guy said that his post time between slides was unnecessarily long
>>6646501
I cannot live without orders. I will fall apart without my master.
>>6646504
(Activating long range scanners)
[Scanning....Scanning...]
Master is not dead. He is just hiding is all, he likes to do things like this sometimes.
>>6646497
>The card shines brightly before disappearing in cloud of light and sparkles
Very well. I shall prepare for a basic "tournament" for everyone.
>>6646511
>>6646502
Am I to believe you live alone with no guardian? Who is responsible for your safety?
>>6646511
Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy sweets from time to time. I should have known, I apologize. It is a shame through, you seem to have the most boring half of a snake as one half of your body. The venom, the tongue, the eyes, the head so low to the ground you could easily crush it with a heel.
Tell me, do you drink the milk of other animals with your muffins?
>>6646511
No. In fact, both me and snakeman were built by his nemesis. But Light reprogrammed us. It's very conflicting
>>6646528
>that shouldent be on peoples priority list when he was the only one planning on hosting at the time. Thats all Im going to say on this.
>>6646532
Well then we guess you gotta find him?
>>6646546
People aren't allowed to give feedback anymore?
I don't give a fuck what the host does during the game as long as he isn't holding up the slide for the generally accepted time of 3 minutes.
>>6646508
>literally just an upset red, pissing himself, because one fucking guy complained about long post time
>>6646543
Yeahhh, they trust me, it's okay! hahaha...
>>6646548
>we used to save it til after the game because the threads would get derailed otherwise.
>>6646532
So, are you free for now then?
>>6646543
The lower half if quite effective at getting around, a lot faster than human legs could ever carry me. I'd rather it be this than the other way around.
Of course I do. It doesn't hurt the animals, and provides me with sustenance, so I don't see a reason as to why I wouldn't. Do you see me as an animal as well? I'm intrigued.
>>6646546
Huh. My knowledge on robotics is limited, so forgive me for my questioning. Can you think for yourself, or does he control you?
>>6646565
Except for the fact he completely ignored the advice in the end.
>>6646562
Responsible young man, aren't you?
>>6646578
You are half animal, you don't deny this, don't you? What would you rather be seen as?
>>6646578
The former. Though the latter to some extent.
>>6646584
Yeah.
And lonely.
And bored.
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>>6646586
Come.