HG thread

Haughty Gnus

mmm yummy yummy hairy asshole-chan!

>ramsay

Hopeless Gamblers

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I, Rory Mercury, Apostle of Emroy the god of death, feel generous enough to bless 24 brave souls this morning. I shall now ask you all to step forward and fight for my master's amusement. Due to my lack of technology I am unable to increase the speed of the gathering so take your time. It'd be a shame if any unneeded bloodshed were to occur.

>>6632841
HAIRY SPIDER-CHAN! CAN I HUGGU AND KISSU YOUR SWEATY MANDIBLES AND BUTTCHEEKS????

>ramsay

Homeless Germans

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>>6632851
Andrew Wiggins

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>>6632851
C.C.

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>>6632851
Kiyotaka Ishimaru

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>>6632851
Yo

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>>6632851
Link

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>>6632851
Grace

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>>6632851
Cirno

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>>6632851
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown

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>>6632851
Blanc

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>>6632851
Kamiya Kaoru

I'll demonstrate the power of the kamiya kasshin style by winning in this arena.

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>>6632851
Elis

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>>6632851
Grim Reaper

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>>6632851
Elis Remover

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>>6632851
Kongou!!

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>>6632851
Kled and Skaarl

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>>6632885
It means nothing if you don't use it, shrine maiden.

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>>6632851
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP


>this is an entry

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>>6632851
Silas

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>>6632851
Nebby

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>>6632851
Emiya Kiritsugu

>>6632894
You. Bag. Now.

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>>6632851
Karl-Anthony Towns

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>>6632900
PEW

>>6632894
>>6632904
How should I name my own Cosmog?

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>>6632851
Milo Murphy

Am I too late?

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I require 3 more of you.

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>>6632907
PEW

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>>6632909
Kergerenko

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>>6632909
tfw too handsome

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>>6632891
>Flies right to your head

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>>6632909
Sgt Keroro

>>6632907
Nebby

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>>6632909
Hatsune

>>6632912
Pew sounds good

>>6632918
But I already named my Lunala Nebby. Now what?

>sucks a million dicks and no less

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>>6632923
PEW PEW

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>>6632915
>Loses 1 peg of health.
>Growls.

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Fear not, a few of you are just a little slower than the rest. Any issues to report before this trial can begin?

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>>6632936
You claim you served a god of death? We shall see what they have in store.

And you, reaper. We shall make Sariel proud.

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>>6632936
Let's begin.

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>>6632877
Here's an image for you.

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>>6632936
The pic looks a little off, but that's tame compared to what'll happen soon.
Let's go guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thwr2pv7aBc

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I have sanctified this ground for battle. You have my permission to kill each other and give your souls my god. Have fun.

>>6632941
Silly girl, I am an apostle for the god of death. I have served him for more than 900 years, I look forward to seeing what you can accomplish.

>I'll try to implement a little roleplay so I can get the feel for it so I may be slow on slide posts if that's fine.

>>6632936

Swap me >>6632901 out for >>6632921

No time to upload pic, shit speeds

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>>6632934
>I stand right under you, so you will not hit me with your stupid opening laser. Meanwhile, the Sphere is just bouncing around.

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>>6632949
Here, I you can take it, I already got a spare.

>>6632955
>3 minutes after I sent it
This fucking god damn internet is going to cause a mass murder, and CenturyLink will be responsible

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>>6632949
You've got to be kidding me.

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>>6632949
An undead is running from a child? Clearly Hardy failed with this one. The ice fairy meets an icy fate which while ironic is amusing at the same time. The rest of you are doing things that fail to catch my interest.

>>6632955
>It happens man.

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>>6632945

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7 of you have already surrendered your souls to Emroy, the feeling of which is very pleasing to this body of flesh. How about the rest of you make things more interesting and bloody for my amusement? It would be a shame if I were to put any of you down myself~

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>>6632961
I hope that's not because of me.
Sorry if it is.
>>6632966
I really shouldn't be fishing, last time I did someone almost got their hand bit off.
I didn't even know there were freshwater sharks.

>>6632966
Do me a favor and give Hatsune the win if Towns takes it?

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>>6632949
>>6632973
They are wise to be rid of me first.
Hmh. You shouldn't speak to your elders in such a respectless tone, ka-ha~.
And as for this god, he pales in comparison to my master.
>>6632956
>Right off the bat she starts by pouring down those stupid yellow lawn dart-shaped bullets.

>sucks on all anime tiddies and makes female (Male) his hairy armpits-chan wife

>ramsay

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>>6632966
I feel betrayed

>>6632973
>all my tributes dead
Fuck you.

>>6632974
Unless you're the one who decided upload speeds with make dialup seem fancy were a good idea, no

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>>6632966
Enjoy your rest while you can for soon eternal slumber will overtake you all. The undead is trying to sing without the specific organs to do so and an ambush goes horribly wrong which is perfect for me.

>>6632979
If Emroy shall permit it then it shall be done.

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>>6632990

>>6632997
Thank yiu

>>6632997
Please show me your hairy vagina so I can lubber on it and rub my neckbeard on it.

>ramsay

god its cold and my toes itch kill me

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>>6633003
It's not fair at all , I froze those lakes myself

>smells the aroma of all asses in the thread

>Ramsay

>>6632987
>>6633008
>>6633016
Fuck off Hoshi.

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>>6632993
I KNOW that wasn't me.
>>6632995
I don't think I did...
>>6632997
I had this horrible dream where everything I did didn't result in disaster.

RORY-CHAN CAN I FUCK YOUR SWEATY AND HAIRY BUTTCHEEKS? I WANT TO HOTDOG YOU!!!!

>ramsay

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>>6632997
That undead has certainly got my attention, I wonder what other foolishness he will try.

>>6632993
>Rory simply smiles and laughs in your general direction
You should feel honored that your souls have been sent to my good through my body.

>>6632985
My god does not condone in competitions for it is pointless. Sit back and watch since you apparently were one of the first to go.

>>6633023
>stands directly behind your asshole and wafts its pungent, acrid smells into my nostrils

ASSHOLE-CHAN!!!!!!!!

>ramsay

>>6633014
LOLI BAKA-CHAAAAAAN! Can you turn me into ice? My dick will be real hard if I stick it up your peepee like that!!!

>ramsay

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>>6633028
The more competition, the more strife, the more death. It pleases Sariel, and it shall please me, ka-ha.

Aah, but a shame. It's all the more satisfying to get one's hands dirty.

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>>6633028
The curse of this wretched arena is far greater than you can believe.

these Ramsay memes are top notch

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>>6633028
Oh? A swarm of insects has infested this stage of death? HOW WONDERFUL! MAY THEY STRIKE FEAR IN YOUR HEARTS AS YOU RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>6633037
You are beginning to speak the language I enjoy to hear the most. I ask for your name child.

>>6633041
Skeleton-Chan!!

Can I nibble on your boner??

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>>6633028
What if... I WASN'T really jinxed?
What if my whole life was just some long drawn out and convoluted prank?
Nah, that's far more unlikely.
>>6633045
Oh... Those aren't bees.

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>>6633045
PEW

>>6633045
Tracker Jackers jack (Player1)'s Tracker Jacker tracker. Without it, (he/she1) wanders directly into a Tracker Jacker nest.

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>>6633045
13 this time around?
>Rory squirms slightly, rubbing her body against her halberd
It has been a long time since I have recieved so many souls at once. Keep fighting for what it's worth humans.

>>6633054
I really want to fuck Lillie, like really violent screamy sweaty sex.

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>>6633050
I must respectfully decline.
>>6633045
>the lich wrings out his robes
Simply disgusting.

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>>6633062

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>>6632985
What the hell?
>Tries to slide away from the rain of the bullets, but as I almost slipped away, I get a hit from one freaking bullet
>Explodes
>Reappears in the centre of the screen
>Tries to make so that Sphere hit Elis, but she teleports away as Sphere is about to hit her.

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>>6633023
I wouldn't pick on Ramsay.

>>6633062
>wanting to sexualize the most vanilla pokegirl

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>>6633059
I can't help but feel that the wasps are somehow my fault.
And I'm... feeling uncomfortable about the way you're acting when you talk about my soul.

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>>6633045
I am Elis, or Eris, if you prefer. This...humble vampire serves the angel of death, Sariel, who makes even gods balk at her might.
>>6633070
>She sticks her tongue out.
Did you really expect I wouldn't change my strategy after so long?

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Enjoy this night of peace for it is your last. A winner quickly approaches so if you have any Denari to contribute please proceed to do so.

>>6633062
>ramsay

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>>6633078
Pew

>>6633072
Took your sweet time getting your 4chan pass to show up, eh? Fuck off.

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>>6633086
Whatever, man. I just want him to know.

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>>6633078
Know this Grim, while I am here there will only be one true reaper and that is I! Your winner for this trial is revealed!

>>6633077
>Rory bows with her halberd in hand
Rory Mercury, Apostle for Emroy the god of death. Do you take souls as offerings for your goddess?

>>6633092
ASUKA-CHAN~~~~~! CAN I LICK YOUR SWEATY ASSHOLE AS YOU DEFEND ME?

>ramsay

I want Asshole-Chan to take a dump on me!!!

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>>6633096
>is bagged

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>>6633099
But qt girls like me don't go to the bathroom, Rampuss.

>>6633100
Who the fuck is asshole-chan?

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>>6633096
Hmm. It appears if that swap would've made it in time the other contestant would be victorious. So in a way you both win I suppose.

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>>6633077
>The rain of ofuda is the answer.
>The Sphere is just bouncing around, I am standing between the center and the edge of the screen. Waiting for the next move.

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>>6633115
Try harder next time if any of you wish to win. Kill more as well, for that is the only way to truly win.

>>6633108
BUT ASUKA-CHAN~~~~~~~! CAN I LICK THE ACIDIC MUSK FROM YOUR ARMPITS AND BELLY BUTTON AFTER YOUR WORKOUT OF WHITEKNIGHTING ME, THE SUPERIOR ASSHOLE-CHAN WHITEKNIGHT~?

>ramsay

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>>6633096
>She nods, if slightly, twirling a wand in her hand.
She might. But her and I care for but one thing, even above that~.
>>6633115
Ka-ha. That shall do. Congratulations. And thank you for that.
>>6633116
>She doesn't immediately do anything.
Not feeling talkative today?

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>>6633096
>>6633115
>>6633121

Congratulations! And thanks host!

And in the chance that I jinxed you both by praising you two, you might want to be a little cautious of your surroundings for a bit. Just in case.

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>>6633121
>thanks for hosting

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>>6633108
I found and image for you. Not like it will be useful though.

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>>6633121
Kongou would like to thank you, desu!

>>6633134
okay
thats fucking adorable

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>>6633127
I don't white knight, silly. I try to save my own desperately decrepit rep by disowning shitposts directed to people I'd rather not be known for shitposting at!

>>6633137
I'll save it. Ty.

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>>6633121
Yes, and thank you for hosting, child.

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>>6633145
But I'm always adorable you idiot, I'm the adorablest here.

>>6633153
Peashy has you beat though.

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>>6633157
Lies lies lies, you're lying to me

>>6633128
>I use this chance to guide the Sphere right into Elis direction

>I am not the person you probably think about.

>>6633162
Your right, there are actually more.

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>>6633128
And what might that be?

>>6633148
>The girl wags her finger
Tsk tsk. As a servant for Hardy I'd expect you to know I am no child. Just as I know you are no regular undead.

>>6633140
>>6633134
You should be thanking Emroy for granting me permission to harvest here this morning but you are welcome nonetheless.

>Hope my posting time was still on par even with me trying to commentate and roleplay which I hope wasn't too bad in your eyes.

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>>6633153
That's not true, you don't even have any scales. Or replicas of scales.

>eurotrash hours
ew

>>6633173
>tfw you're not even eurotrash, you just keep waking up at 1 AM

>>6633162
>>6633169
Lala, Nah, Nowi, Sanae, RIka, Kurumi, The other Kurumi. Want me to continue?

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Yo fuckbois, I'm re-running an older pokeymans game, should I do a nuzlocke or a mono-type run?

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>>6633170
You did fine.

>>6633173
You have me. Eh, maybe not.

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>>6633170
I suppose I know more than I let on, this Hardy rings no bells whatsoever.

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>>6633169
You're wrong, you have horrible opinions.

>>6633170
He should thank me for participating

>>6633171
I didn't know trashcans could talk now

>>6633180
I'm better than all of them combined, they're nothing compared to me.

>>6633187
It's ok to not be the best, at the very least you score in the top 20, probably.

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>>6633181
>If it's generation 1-3, nuzlocke.
>If it's gen 4+, mono run it.

>>6633187
Don't be rude now. I'm not a trashcan, nor will I be going into the trashcan for a long time. My warranty is still good for quite some time.

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>>6633171
I don't think scales are an aspect of being cute.
At least, that's what my sister thought when a viper fell into her hair.

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>>6633192
But I'm the best, I always was and always will be.

For me, only the top 1 is good enough.

>>6633194
You look like a trashcan
You smell like a trashcan
So you are a trashcan

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>>6633170
To spread that which my master stands for.
>>6633168
>She loses another peg of health, and teleports away to the other side of the screen
Ka-haha...this stoicness. Sendai?
>She points her wand, firing a scattered series of lasers.

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>>6633187
He thanks you for your soul that you so willingly handed over.

>>6633186
You are from a different world no doubt but in the end all undead will return to their creator. Hardy is the goddess of the underworld and quite honestly she is very...Lazy.

>>6633182
Thank you for easing my mind, child.

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>>6633204
My sole?
I don't have any shoes, though

>>6633202
You may be disappointed in life then.
>>6633196
Girls don't like cute things like snakes and lizards champ.

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>>6633209
What's that supposed to mean?

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>>6633204
I see, so this goddess of yours brings others from life and death frivolously? They must not be very good at their job. And if anyone, I am my own creator.

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>>6633196
I don't think I'll understand why some people don't like reptiles. They're adorable in almost every aspect.
Maybe she just hasn't found the one for her. What kind of viper was it?

>>6633202
I think you're getting me confused. I'm Snake Man, so I look like a snake.

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>>6633209
I guess?

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>>6633223
I think Trash man is a better name

>>6633215
For example you are in the top 20s, and not to mention all those gets you miss!
>>6633224
It's all a matter of perspective.

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>>6633223
The poisonous kind.
>>6633229
That makes sense.
I think.

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>>6633229
But I'm in the top 1

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>>6633203
Get on with it if you'd be so kind.

>>6633208
No, your soul, your incorporeal essence that resides within your body.

>>6633222
As apostle it is my job to bring order to the world when it is needed. Returning the undead to their master is one of those duties but if you say you created yourself then I will not do such. Instead I will watch over you and learn how you act for an undead to be sentient is something new these eyes.

>>6633233
Do you like spiders? Where as most boys do plenty of girls do not.
>>6633236
Apparently not on my or the other anon's list.

>>6633203
>There is no way I can dodge this attack, so I used one of my bombs.
>I walked right through the laser without receiving any damage.
>There is no use of the Sphere sinse it's on the other side of the screen

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>>6633238
A what?
Pfft, he can have it

>>6633240
Well, you two are obviously wrong, haven't you realised?

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>>6633238
It's not too preposterous of a thing. I myself can create sentient undead. Though observe all you like, you may learn a thing or two.

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>>6633240
When they aren't in a big ball and they aren't also rolling towards you, then I guess they're alright.

>>6633249
Very possible, though even you can't be blind of your competition. Which is why if you want to assure your spot at the top you need to start taking people out back and taking them out old yeller style.

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>>6633225
I think you're just being a bit stupid now. I'm Snake Man. Snake. Man.

>>6633233
Well I guess that would warrant a freakout. Maybe show her some snakes that aren't dangerous. She could find some new loving friends that way. Maybe take her to go find some grass snakes to observe them.

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>>6633238
Don't be so dull-witted. The spreading of death, of course~.
>>6633242
And why are you attacking me now, hm?
>She sounds disappointed.
It's not as if I've done anything this time.

>>6633258
You mean like when they are babies right? Yeah I can agree that that would be slightly terrifying.

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>>6633259
You mean like... killing them?

>>6633260
Trash. Man

Trash Man

>>6633270
Yes, that is exactly what I mean.

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>>6633260
I dunno, my mom doesn't like me messing with animals with sharp fangs, claws, spikes, poisons, toxins, or other harmful body parts.
Speaking of spikes, you might want to move a bit to the right.
>>6633266
They do that when they're babies too?
Huh, you learn something everyday.

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>>6633273
But if I kill them, I can't beat them up anymore

It's much more fun to just beat them up over and over and over and over and over

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>>6633249
If you say so little girl. I will gladly take your soul each time you offer it then.

>>6633261
I see. Is there a need for this bloodshed?

>>6633254
What is your name robed undead?

>>6633275
You mean fully grown? That is pretty strange.
>>6633279
Going for the more indirect approach eh? Beat them up so much their appearances stay weird and deformed.

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>>6633281
Hey , if they are so valuable, I want something in return.

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>>6633285
But everyone here except me and Shorty are weird and deformed already

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>>6633281
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, the ruler of Nazarick.

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>>6633281
Nothing is needed beyond my master's desires and my own. Neither of us care for you humans, after all~.

>>6633261
Day by day the nights becoming longer and longer...

>>6633293
I think you may have strange ideas of what deformed are.

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>>6633285
What you might see as strange is just a normal Tuesday for me.

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>>6633270
>He aims at the ground and shoots a snake out of his arm cannon.
I shoot these robotic snakes. I'm Snake Man. They help me do my job at surveying areas.

>>6633275
Well that's whats good about grass snakes. They don't have any of that minus fangs, but they rarely ever bite when scared.
Wait, move to the right? Uhhh... Alright.
>He sidesteps a bit to the right.

>>6633303
Possibly, though strange around here becomes common place.

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>>6633299
No, I'm pretty sure I'm right

Just look around, everyone here is deformed.
>>6633305
I thouhgt a Trash Man would shoot trash

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>>6633305
>A few industrial size tails fly right past you, impaling a tree.
It's strange, I didn't see a construction site when I fell though that portal.
>>6633307
Well that's good, wouldn't want to worry anyone about my little curse.

>>6633312
I mean, some may be though out of all people yourself and Shorty both of which look fairly different.
>>6633320
How did you get it? magic?

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>>6633294
>She bows to the skeleton
Rory Mercury, one of the 12 apostles and demigoddess for Emroy, the god of death.

>>6633286
Souls have no value fool. One cannot put a price on something that is spiritual but you can willingly give it away at your leisure.

>>6633296
Me a human? You clearly do not know anything about me. I uphold the laws of this world and if anyone tries to disturb those ancient laws it is my job to put things back in order. Needless bloodshed is a violation of those laws.

>sneak sneak

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>>6633312
I don't make any robots, but I'm pretty sure Trash Man would eat trash and turn it into something usable.
Not everything has to have a gun attached to it.

>>6633320
Wait what? Where... Where did that come from!?
Uhhh... Wow. Okay. To think that I myself am usually the one scaring others.

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>>6633324
That's right, but I'm still right too
I think you're just deformed yourself and you got offended


>>6633330
Not even some ice cream?

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>>6633297
Oh? I'm listening.
>>6633330
Aaah, I see what you can be. But you're not there just yet.
Kahaha, but it is only in our nature. Who are we to defy such base desires?

check emp

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>>6633339
>picks up one of the robot snakes

Nevermind, it was trash after all

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>>6633330
A demigod? Quite the title, though you say your job is merely ferrying the dead across? Seems like quite the trivial task for a demigod.

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>>6633324
It's more like a genetic trait.
Ever heard of a guy called Edward Murphy?
>>6633339
It's better not to worry about, it happens so often to me that I've been mentally desensitized to it.

>>6633342
Are vampires trying to do it again?

>>6633340
No, just confused by your logic there. Usually someone that believes everyone else is deformed would only accept someone that looks like themself. Not someone that seems to be their opposite.

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>>6633355
Do what? It's merely winter-time, shrine maiden.

>>6633353
Can't say that I have. Though I have also never heard of such a thing being genetic.

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>>6633357
I just think Shorty is the coolest person here besides me

>>6633365
Where you may be correct that he is cool it also doesnt mean someone is not deformed, just cool.

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>>6633347
Hey! Let it go! It's still a robot that has it's own function to do!

>>6633353
Is being around you... Ya know, safe? I don't really want to damage anything important.

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>>6633371
You're confusing me.

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Oi lads, what kinda name should I give this fucking birb I just caught?

>>6633383
Call it Bobby

>>6633382
It's ok.
>pets
Atleast you are kind of cute.
>>6633383
Birb

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>>6633340
Don't be ridiculous! A frozen treat holds no worth whatsoever compared to your soul, your very being.

>>6633342
When it breaks the laws set by this world then yes. I myself am a demigoddess on the verge of godhood but I still contain any desires of the flesh that I might have. My god admits human nature and values any profession to survive but when someone crosses those boundaries it is the job of the apostles to set things straight.

>>6633350
As an apostle of Emroy I live to my faith. The souls of fallen warriors will pass through my body to be drawn to the side of Emroy. It is the role I have been given to serve and have served for over 900 years.

>>6633350

>>6633362
You know, make the night eternal again, or something like that. So what? Maybe you are trying to hide your evil deeds by such natural thing as the reduction of the daytime.

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>>6633389
Is Bobby a girls name?
This things female.

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>>6633364
He's basically the guy who coined the popular phrase; "Anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong". Murphy's Law, y'know?
I'm his descendant. Name's Milo.
>>6633373
Depends on your definition of safe.

>>6633396
Sure thing!

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>>6633393
At the very least you seem loyal to do it. I believe I shall keep an eye on you just as you say you shall me. Who knows , maybe you would even be worthy to serve under the Nazarick banner.

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>>6633397
Is there a large margin of chance that I will be damaged to the point where I cannot be reconstructed so easily?

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>>6633395
Might I have the dignity of seeing whom I talk to?
I couldn't care less about such things~. I'd commit the deeds as soon in the daylight as in the dead of night.
>>6633393
Ka-hah-ha! You tell me that your god values and cares for such pathetic beings?

>>6633397
I believe that's just a saying, but what do i know. Well, sorry for any inevitable fate that may happen.

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>>6633409
As long as you're prepared for basically anything, or you have some pretty extreme intuition and adaptability like I do, then you should be fine.
>>6633422
Oh believe, it's not.
And don't worry about me, I've had to deal with this for 13 years. If anything, I should be telling YOU sorry.
In fact...
>He pushes you back a bit, only for a large girder to fall where you were once standing.
Sorry!
Man, where is all this stuff even coming from?

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>>6633433
I'm a robot with a specific function. I wasn't really built with adaptability as one of my key features.

>>6633433
Huh, how peculiar. Feels like we are in an old cartoon. Ah well, thanks.

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>>6633407
I will serve my god faithfully until I ascend to godhood myself and become whatever I choose to be. That won't be for another 40 years.

>>6633420
Imagine a tree. If you were to remove the branches with the leaves there will be no fresh air. Everything will grow stagnant and poisonous, I am nothing but a mere gardener and care taker for that tree. You shed blood because it's fun for you, not because it's justified.

>>6633420
Why would I do that?
Even if you don't care about this, you still might have an information about it.

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>>6633373
But these are nothing more than cheap toys

>>6633392
Not kind of , the best.
Remember it.

>>6633393
How about two ice creams?

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>>6633441
Well, then maybe you should stay a good, 20, 30, maybe more....
>>6633442
Not a problem
You know, sometimes I wonder if I'm in cartoon, but that can't be true...
>He looks directly the camera.
...can it?
...Nah! That's just ridiculous!

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>>6633457
Worth a shot. Come and see me in 40 years then we can talk about that again. Now, I have buisness to attend. Have a fair night reaping the weak humans.

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>>6633461
No, they're not. My snakes are basically the same as security cameras, but much more mobile.
They can also be used as weapons to coil and bite prey.

>>6633463
You're... Starting to scare me now.

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>>6633458
It's as simple as common courtesy. And I'm simply curious.
I've had no contact with any of our land's inhabitants in some time.
>>6633457
And if it cannot tend to itself, does it deserve that?
It appears we're at odds with each other.

>>6633461
I still don't think so, but if you say so.
>>6633463
Yeah this couldn't possibly be a cartoon, if it was we would see the credits any-
>the anon is crushed by the credits

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>>6633483
That's even lamer

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>>6633491
I can't remenber a time I was wrong

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>>6633492
I was built for surveillance. I said that already.

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>>6633483
Don't be, it's just a waste of energy and hurts your rational thought.
>>6633491
Huh. My bad!

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>>6633489
Then let the Sphere be my face.
What about your so-called sister?

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>>6633508
And I already said it was lame

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>>6633514
I'm more interested in you. The one that defeated me last didn't talk so...maturely.
I merely observe her for time to time, she has no desire to talk with me.

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>>6633461
Not even two frozen treats.

>>6633476
I'll see you around Undead king.

>>6633489
It appears so. I will report your case to my god and see needs to be done but for now I must rest.

>Thanks for chatting with me guys but I need to sleep.
>Hope I wasn't too bad at roleplaying since it was honestly my first time. Had lots of fun though.

>tfw wanted to start a new folder
>Not enough pics
>The series are shit quality so you can't crop from it
Damn...

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>>6633509
Huh, I never processed it like that...
.....
>He then steps walks at least 20 feet away from where he one was.

>>6633520
Not really, it's pretty interesting.

>>6633525
I believe that the one who defeated you didn't talked at all.
Observing? Maybe she is involved in some sort of intrigue?

>>6633537
You could always kill yourself.

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>>6633546
Should've said 20 meters.

Well, I'm just gonna head off to sleep then.
I hope that Anon gets better.
>Takes out a Sleeping Bag and a Sleep Mask and get's inside the bag.
Night everyone!
>He quickly nods off to sleep.

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>>6633527
Very well, then. Farewell.
>>6633555
Reimu was very set on that goal, but she had time for banter. Are you the 'new' one?
Ka-ha? That little bat? It's simply not in her nature. The worst she does is harass and annoy.

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>>6633561
What a good idea. Pass me the bleach senpai.

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>>6633562
Night dangerous child.

>>6633579
The "new" one? What do you mean?
I don't know if vampires are trustworthy. And who knows what in her mind... or your mind. Are you sure you are not trying just to confuse me?

>>6633608
Vampy is pure

>>6633615
Pure sex.

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>>6633608
The current Hakurei maiden.
Ka-ha. What motive do I have to lie? And vampires are always known to hold their word, are they not?

Bazza

>>6633634
I believe that the current Hakurei maiden is still alive.
Are they? I don't think that vampires are trustworthy, since they are will do anything to suck some blood from some random guy. I think it would be good for you if the night become eternal again.

>>6633628
I want to lick Vampy's sweaty anus

>>6633671
>Yukine

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>>6633669
I was asking if you were her....
In all recorded history, no vampire has ever broken their word.

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>>6633546
If it was interesting , I wouldn't be falling asleep

>>6633703
Hey, maybe I am a Hakurei deity?
Because dudes and gals that were fooled by vampires never survived?

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>>6633734
There is only one.
Even the rare times they were fooled, they held true to their bargain.

>>6633741
What is your point? No one ever saw the Hakurei deity, right? The if I am not a Hakurei maiden, then why do I have a Sphere?
Come on, vampires are differ, you can't speak for all of them.

When is it time to remove Touhou?

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>>6633758
You must either be one of the current...Reimu-s, or...a predecessor.
We are not without honor.

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Do we have to get up?

>>6633774
One of the current Reimu-s? Are you trying to say that Hakurei maiden is reincarnating?
Who knows, who knows. We can't really be sure about it.

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>loots all nearby snack vending machines

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>>6633807
There is that of my own era, and that of the current. One with purple hair, and one with brown.
And you can, you simply choose to be paranoid~.
>>6633813
>She blasts a hole though one of them.
>>6633799
No.

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>>6633813

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>>6633825
Then we're not

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>>6633831

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>>6633825
>takes the remaining food from that.

>>6633836
What?
A girl's gotta eat.

>>6633831
kys Ramsay

>>6633831
Don't remind me that DR3 exists.

>>6633825
But I thought they are the same person.
Of course. You may want to suck my blood too.

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>>6633615
>>6633628
>>6633671
>>6633676
STOP

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>>6633879
Hammer time?

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>>6633874
They have both been here. In fact, they've talked.
Ka-ha. I truly care only for the blood of one, and they aren't human at all.

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>>6633799
Ehhhhhh... take it from me, you never have to get up.

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>>6633890

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>>6633893
We're not, today we stay comfy

>>6633899
That thing is ugly

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>>6633893
Kah? So it wasn't you? Someone has robbed you of your sphere, shrine maiden.
>>6633899
Do not confuse me for her.

>>6633890
I see... Are they like... from parallel universes?
I am not a Hakurei maiden. So why do I have the Sphere?
And who is this "lucky" dude?

>>6633900
You're speaking my language right now. Utter... laziness, and comfort. An awesome life style...
>>6633907
Eh, don't care.

>PC-98 Reimu

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>>6633920
The same being in spirit. The positive and the negative.
You stole it, clearly.
Ka-ha...none other than my master.
>>6633926
Where has your zeal gone? I could take your life right now, and I doubt you'd even try to fight back. A miserable state.... Utterly disgraceful to think one like you ever bested me, let alone her.

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>emerges from the trash can

>>6633934
kill yourself

>>6633934
>pushes back into

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>>6633926
Are you falling asleep?

>>6633933
This is really compliceted.
Hey, how about this. Maybe I am a Hakurei maiden, just from another universe? I don't think Hakurei deity would let me use the Sphere if I stole it.

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>>6633933
Are you done with that whole fallen from grace thing? You are? Okay, back to sleep I go.
>>6633944
Yup... been sleeping for all my days really. It is super comfy..

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>>6633939
>>6633942
You can call me-!.
That's not very nice...

>>6633953
>pushes back with the force of a million suns

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>>6633950
Oh? Well good night

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>>6633934
...I do not want to know.
>>6633950
>She teleports forward, and lightly taps Reimu on the forehead with her wand.
>>6633949
A simple matter. And if you were, why do you hide yourself?

>>6633962
>sexually harassing sleepy people

true evil

>>6633953
no, I'm being helpful
kill yourself
I know you want to

>>6633962
Because I don't know if you are a friend or an enemy.
And who is you master?

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>>6633965
Keh?
>>6633976
Sariel, the angel of death.

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>>6633955
>emerges from the otherside of the trash can

>>6633962
You can call me the traaaash man!

>>6633967
If you know my plans, you would know it's not that simple, I need to prepare I can't just let myself get the sweet release of death without gaining a partner.

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>>6633988
Garbage Day!

>>6633988
>pushes you slightly back in
>solder both ends solid with titanium lids

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>>6633988
Am I meant to care?

benis

Tell me someone is going to host please i want a gameu

>>6633984
Sariel... oh, hell, this dude... gal... Whatever. I thought he... she... was sealed along with Makai.