HG Thread

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>>6630134
>she rests her hand on the back of her head & turns around
Yeah well...that's the only thing left to do when it's going bad.
You can't just let the weights drag you to the bottom of the ocean! You just have to keep on sailing the currents, at full speed ahead.

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>>6630247
What you gonna do? Kiss me?
>>6630243
From what she told me, she said he was a nice and noble man. I have nothing but respect for him. I am not like those, what do Japanese call it? Yandere. Already saw what happened with LD

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>>6630287
I bet you'd love that!
>Gives him a kissu on the cheek before going ghost mode and literaly disappearing through him, only to raise up from the ground.
I'm free!

>>6630287
>kiss me
Soviet...come on man.

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>>6630287
Cлaвa бoгaм и звeзды вышe! I was hoping that things would be well between you and him! However, I wonder... I wonder what he thinks about her being a dweller there. Or did she stop going there? Either way, it would make things interesting, surely.

>>6630316
He's a sex god. We are not worthy

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>>6630280
Say, what's with all this setting sail talk? You're starting to sound like a mini sailor, especially with the sailor uniform you have on. I've actually never seen one like yours before. It looks like a butchered version of the uniforms the sailors I know wear.

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>>6630320
She stopped there
>>6630312
>his eyes light up and is moved to tears seeing his friend comeback from the grave to hug her tightly
Finally! I knew I would get you back to normal!
>>6630325
>observe the image.
I am not for lewd

>>6630357
>I am not for lewd
Hogwash. We all saw your foray into the forbidden arts of Eeearrpee, defiled one!
You are impure! Unclean! Scoundrel!

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>>6630334
That's not all too nice...but you're right on the sailor part. My father is the captain of the local ferry and has sailed with several other boats as well.
It's kind of normal for me, I just grew up with it! So I may have copied a bit of my dad's uhm...way of talking!

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>>6630357
Nah, I'm still dead. I'm just free from your embrace, tickling my belly wa snot allowed!

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>>6630357
I assumed so. I hope he and her have a good marriage. If you are lying, please tell the truth, дa?

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>>6630377
Bamboozled...
>>6630374
I am sorry...

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>>6630387
They will and I can't tell lie to you, unless I want 7 million eternities gulag

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>>6630399
Yep! But that doesn't mean I won't show up at times to bully you, big dummy!

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>>6630376
So you take after your dad, huh? I can kind of see how you would look like a man! It's kind of nice taking after someone close to you. Maybe if you don't become an idol you could become a goddess of the sea instead?

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>>6630412
Дa, it would be unwise to lie to the largest nation in the world. I know they will. Don't worry, I won't give you seven million; I'll give you six million instead! I need to practice kindness.

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>>6630435
Six million is strange number though how about 6.5 million. Anyway i need to go have good day Ivan
>>6630418
With that cute face, the bullying might be adorable... I must go now. Wish me sweet dreams lapochka...
>lightly kissus your nose and leaves

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>>6630419
...
I-i'm not a man. I don't have to prove that now d-...wait a second.
>You points to herself
Me?! A goddess?! D-don't you think that's a bit far-fetched if I can't even become an idol?!
Th-that's like a totally different and tougher thing to become!

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>>6630457
Good bed Soviet, have a good one!

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>>6630457
...Now that I think about it, six and a half million eternities would be perfect. I can't believe I didn't think of that before!
Farewell, and thank you for giving me a good idea! Хopoшeгo дня!

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>>6630474
good bed

>>6630474
Snip snip!
>decapitates yet again

>>6630482
Vanya! It's been forever! Has Putin had you locked away or what?

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>>6630457
Night.

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>>6630491
And good bed for you Jung-

>>6630504
Awww shit not again!

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>>6630507
Ah? Ah! Yes, it has been a long while since I have been here. Good evening!
I have been getting ready for Fatherland's Heroes Day, as well as other holidays in Russia. Not exactly Christmas, but other ones.

Peashy you here? Got something for you.

>>6630512
>no high pressure blood
I am ssappoint.

>>6630466
Good evening, You!

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>>6630555
Pudding?

>>6630543
Ok, you know you're going to have to tell me what Fatherland's Heroes Day is, right?

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>>6630557
It happened 2fast

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>>6630572
Even better

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>>6630567
>she salutes with a wink
Good evening to you as well!

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>>6630588
Dude.

>>6630594
How are you doing tonight?

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>>6630576
I am? I am. I keep forgetting that people don't know much about Russia like I do.
Well... Fatherland's Heroes Day is basically an anniversary of the Order of St. George, if I recall. Although it was established on the 26th of November, we celebrate it on the 9th of December.

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>>6630588
This is the exact opposite of what I was hoping for.
>fucking christ

>>6630604
>cuts flowers
Snip Snip!

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>>6630588

>>6630604
Right, the Order of St. George. Eastern Orthodox stuff then?

>>6630609
>Gives Peashy ALL of the pudding

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>>6630603
I'm doing good! Even though...
>You yawns
I was kind of planning to go to sleep as it's getting late for me. Is there anything I can help with before I fall asleep?
If so, I can hold out for a few more minutes till I pass out!

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>>6630626
Don't touch them. Ocтaвьтe мoи coкpoвищa быть.
>>6630629
I... Believe it is a medal of some sort. I've forgotten a few things about why we do the things we do, you see. That's a handful of many other holidays I am preparing for.

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>>6630644
Thank you!

>>6630656
No, I just wanted to talk to you is all, but if you need sleep I can't deprive an idol of her beauty sleep.

Post avas and rate and give critique

>>6630662
Right, like a medal or something, I think I've heard of that somewhere. Since you mentioned Christmas, and not preparing for it, what do you guys do instead?

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>>6630670
Sorry for the short note and thank you for the understanding!
>she gives off one last salute before crashing in her bed
Good night...!

>>6630676
Snip snip!

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>>6630676

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>>6630676
Have this old thing

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>>6630676
Another person will come soon, hopefully.
>>6630680
Like a medal. I need to look over my history sometime and see what I have forgotten. My memory isn't perfect.
Well... We celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January, and even then, it is more like a New Years Day. 25th of December is a normal day at my house. I could tell you one particular story I am fond of.

>>6630722
<3

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>>6630676

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>>6630676
>>6630731
Just throwing it out to be out there.

>>6630732
I don't deserve that shit

>>6630720
Crap taste
>>6630722
Crap taste
>>6630731
Crap taste
>>6630737
Crap taste

Any questions?

>>6630676
My wall ain't finished

>>6630757
Vert is for love!

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>>6630755
Why did we do this photoshoot again, Гoнкoнг? I think I might have blinked when we did it.
>>6630770
How bad is it, on a scale of one to ten?

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>>6630770
You said "good taste" wrong, dumbass. Being me is awesome.

>>6630787
>How bad is it, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. You're nice to people and you seem like a good guy, which is more important than any roleplay faggotry imo, so you get my highest HG score: 7/10

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>>6630676

>>6630779
>>6630770
See that? This guy knows I'm shit so you should too

>>6630731
Go for it, I love stories!

>>6630814
I can't say for sure since I pay literally no attention to your avatars, other than the red beard guy who I find annoying as shit.
5/10

HE's GOING THE DISTANCE

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>>6630676

>>6630832
You're Vertfag. You know how I feel about your avatar choice as it appeals to the most base of adolescent desires. I think you have a good heart if a soft head.
5/10

>>6630842
HES GOING FOR SPEED

>>6630846
Crap taste
In case you were wondering.

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>>6630819
>R-Really? I didn't actually expect a serious answer, that's amazing. Thank you, man. 7/10's a good score.
>>6630835
Alright. It is a short one, but one I like telling nonetheless.
Usually, before it is Christmas everywhere else, a miracle performer named Ded Moroz comes to my place. We make dolls of him, and they're like matryoshka, дa?

>>6630855
W-who are you to decide what's what, anon?

>>6630832
Shut up and let me love you, skank.

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>>6630837
>O-Oh...
You'll regret turning away from the shiniest star in this sky, baby.

>>6630846
Play more animu/10

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>>6630865
Ah cut a man's tongue out for less than that, whippahsnappah

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>>6630899
Shut the fuck up fat man, this ain't none of your god damn business.

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>>6630846
>Jack sparrow.
>Very nice desu!

>>6630875
Da, Ded Moroz, dolls, got it!

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>>6630936
Ah, but this is my favourite part of the story! Even if it is short...
You see, although the dolls are relatively small, they apparently start to move by themselves before the 25th~

>>6630912
You're Wiggins.
If I could switch majors and do a thesis on you, I would because you're a psychology paper waiting to happen.
6/10 because the Shitterwolves are like 6 and 15 on the season.
Git gud.

>>6630956
Whoa, this is turning into The Nightmare Before Christmas pretty fast man. What do they do once they start shimmy shaking around?

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Have things always been this unexciting? Or is it my timing?

...maybe im getting bored here,nah that cant be it.

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>>6630720
5.7/10
>>6630722
4/10
>>6630731
6.43/10
>>6630737
Nevermetyou/10
>>6630980
Pixie/10

>>6630971
Adachi?

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>>6630980
One could practically count the number of people here on one hand, ka-ha.

>>6630971
>Like
That's an exact number, Adachi.

>>6630930
Jack says thanks love, at least I think he said that. Hard to make out when his words are slurred this badly.

>>6630980
Your timing has much to do with it, I'm afraid. Night time isn't friendly to those seeking much more than meager company and whatever comfort they can offer

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>>6630707
>Don't know who sadly

>>6630720
>I enjoy talking to Alexander and Sucy as for the rest they seem fine to me

>>6630731
>You're a good guy and treatceveryone equally end give others a chance to rp but good god scrolling through your posts sometimes on mobile is a pain but that's just me bitching.

>>6630737
>Never spoke to you, sorry famo

>>6630823
>I'm assuming you play candy slut if so use her more

>>6630846
>Pirate is fun to watch as well as KFC and Samuel L. You still need to tone down your excitement as an anon but whatever

>>6630855
>Hey man atleast others know I have a good heart even if I'm a dumb sack of shit, and I know my taste in avas is shit but I stick to the characters I love

>>6630991
>>6631000
>Adachi
If I wanted you chimps to know my handle, you would.

>>6631020
I'm very excitable and often just want to talk to someone about anything at all.

>>6631022
Sheed?

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>>6630974
Ah... I believe they are like pranksters of some sort, appearing in places you would never expected them to. Shelves, wardrobes, all of those things.
>>6630980
O, здopoвo, этo ты cнoвa... I found the perfect costume, Ash. Does it look good?
>>6630991
What an oddly specific number. Regardless, at least it isn't lower than five! Thank you!
>>6631020
>I'm on mobile myself. Granted, I'm on an iPad, but my point still stands.
>For some reason, I can't bring myself to just say one sentence anymore, and when I do, I feel awfully unhappy about it. I don't know why.

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>>6630980
No hot babes too look at, not rare alines to hunt, of course nothing is pumping our blood, baby.

>>6630991
>gib info to raise that 5 to a 7 fampai

>>6631020
>Good, that means you're going to join my army soon.

>>6631053
That's pretty neato really, as long as the pranks stay under control

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>>6631077
They enjoy frightening you. Like me, but twelve times smaller. I'm surprised you're not confused on why we don't celebrate Christmas like everyone else does.

>>6631105
Well Eastern Orthodox is split from regular Christianity, so I'd hazard a guess it's related to that.

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>>6630991
Pixie?

>>6630998
The way you said that is worrisome.

>>6631000
What happened to the real nightlife? No clubs no music...just sitting around talking.

>>6631053
Thats just asking for trouble Rusky

>>6631056
Then how about we start one those games where we kill each other in creative ways.

>>6631125
There never was one, not here at least. Not enough insomniacs, Aussies, and Asians to support it.

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>>6631137
Please tell me there are arcades,movies, and of course salons here!

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>>6631119
Hm... I do believe it is, but from what I remember, the Russian Orthodox Church was a small part of it.
I guess that it is not anything new considering I am Russia, but it's good to see that you're not flipping your lid over it. I have a feeling America would.
>>6631125
What is asking for trouble? I'm wearing a good costume, an amazing one. Japan gave me it for some reason.

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>>6631125
Sure, once the horde of amazonian women are ready to fight for the right to mate with me. 'Cuz I ain't looking for a bunch of dudes to kill me.

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>>6631125
So few people here for me to pay with. Such a pity....

>>6631182
Anything can be here if you want it to be.
Really, look at this
>He opens a door, revealing the 7th circle of hell behind it, then swings it shut.
>He opens it again, and an expensive, designer salon now waits, welcoming all potential customers.

>>6631185
Only because it's new, well, different. Different is scary!

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>>6631219
Ah, saying it like that reminds me of Yao for some reason. Change really is quite frightening when you think about it.
I just had a good idea. What if I were to burst in on the seventh of January shouting about it being Christmas?

>>6958276
This is a post number. It doesn't lead anywhere. It hasn't been made. One day though, it will be, and this post sitting within a dusty archive will suddenly light up, linking to what was once only potential. This future post could be anything. Make the most of it.

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>>6631185
It looks awfully similar to Kaito's coat. You know how I feel about him.

>>6631199
Are woman the only thing you think about? Perv.

>>6631202
It's a pity that I am talking to such a juvenile thing.

>>6631219
Well....excuse me while I go and tidy up for a moment. I hope they do good nails here.

>>6631261
Ten bucks says it'll be furry smut.

>>6631241
That sounds lovely! A little culture never hurt anyone!

>>6631264
The best, Ashley. They are the best.

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>>6631020
>What candy slut? There are many candy sluts.

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>>6631282
>Ash stops right at the entrance of the door and slowly turns around

What did you just call me?

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>>6631264
It does? Now that I think about it, it kind of does look similar to his. I'm afraid I don't know how you feel about him. You never mentioned him during conversations, дa?
>>6631282
Oh, I can just see it now; everything is peaceful, people are having fun... And then Mother Russia bursts in, yelling about it being Poждecтвo Хpиcтoвo and throwing vodka bottles to everyone! It will be fun!

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>>6631276
Nah. my money is on a fatfur picture.

>>6631302
Ashley. That's what Ash is short for. It's a boy's name, chosen very purposefully by the developers to accentuate your vague gender identity.

>>6631305
It will be spectacular! A party like that will really liven things up! Bring some activities with for everyone as well!

>>6631306
You're on. If it's MLP shit, we both lose.
See you sometime in 2017 when it pops.

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>>6631264
Of course not, dumbass! There's also myself, my totally amazing spaceship, and Boobies! The best restaurant in the universe.

Death to anyone who wasn't in HG on /b/

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>>6631324
Of course, of course! People will surely be amused by a tall, Russian man bursting through the walls as winter comes into greet everyone! And I will be ready for it because it's after my birthday~!

>>6631351
I'll be waiting eagerly, big guy. For now though, bed is calling me. Goodnight, and it was great to see you again.

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>>6631305
I just like bullying him. I almost would have kicked you're butt if I didn't recognize that stature.

>>6631316
It's just Ash. Understand? It's Ash and I'm a boy.

>>6631335
Spaceship? Someone's been watching too much sci-fi....

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>>6631336
>this

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>>6631336

How unfortunate for you, I cannot die.

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>>6631330
Just to make things more spicy..
If you're right, I'll show my entire ava roster.
If i'm right, uh....dunno. I'll host like 3 times in a row or something.

>>6631336
Boy, do I miss those threads full of gay old man porn and banwaves because the oldfags are a bunch of entitled 4chan newfags.

>>6631371
>scissor noises

>>6631373
I honestly couldn't give less a shit who you were/are.
If I win, you play humie form for an entire week.

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>>6631264
>She speaks with an unnatural calmness to her voice.
I may be small, but that means nothing. You're but a fly in comparison to my own days, ka-ha.

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>>6631383
Deal

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>>6631336
Blyat.
>>6631360
Люди бyдyт любить eгo! Oни дoлжны, пoтoмy чтo y них нeт выбopa кpoмe кaк любить eгo~ Good night, Brian. Have a good rest!
>>6631365
Ah, I see, you like bullying him! Well, it would be unwise to hit me as I am Russia and all, but it is understandable. It's a good outfit, though.

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>>6631380
>Tilts head in curiosity

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>>6631365
And someone needs to discover space travel and get out of this planet already.
>Off he goes.

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>>6631365
Alright dude, chill. Like I said, it's a boy's name, especially when spelled the way it is.

>>6631393
>cuts hair
Snip Snip!

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>>6631360
Farewell.

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>>6631424
Thank you, it looks nice.

>>6631424
why does this picture keep getting deleted?

>>6631435
You're welcome!

>>6631448
Only pic of her due to no fanart

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>>6631449
I don't have anything to pay for it though. If you're disppointed, I apologize. I will put in a good word to anyone who needs their hair done. What might be your name?

>>6631455
Just edit a single pixel by a single RGB point and save it as a new version a few times

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This is fucking dogshit

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>>6631481
This is quite wonderful.

Bested by a bot. It seems my assumptions were true.

>>6631481
Which discord is this? Your name isnt blue in the HGD

>>6631505
is blue*

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>>6631495
You didn't assume anything.

>>6631505
It's one my friends made for our JoJo DND campaign. It's fucking clustered with different animu bots and they only ever use the VC for their shitty Minecraft shit.

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>>6631390
Aha~ another young girl who thinks she knows better. Listen. I am simply the best, you are waay out of your league Teehee~.

>>6631392
More like an eyesore. You should take it off before I burn it off.

>>6631403
Bon Voyage to the looney bin.

>>6631420
I don't want people to confuse the two so stop.

>>6631529
>kissu
best boy <3

Discord is killing hg. Ban all discordfags

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>>6631458
Payment not needed. I'm looking for a master who would need a maid.
>>6631469
>thanks.

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>>6631522
I can't help it with that obvious glint of desperation in your eyes. That's one thing you can't hide from me. I've seen tougher men wet their trousers.

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>>6631529
Opinions are opinions. If you burn it, I can simply get another one from Japan if he wants anymore. You are not that petty, дa?

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>>6631529
You should respect your elders, child~. I've heard that claim far too many times to take it seriously.

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>>6631538
Ban me please. I don't like having everyone make fun of me.

>>6631545
My pants are as dry as your mouth after talking about things nobody wants to hear. All you're doing is taking one situation and blowing it out of proportion all because you enjoy the suffering of others. Well the joke is on you, because I'm not suffering.

>>6631543
Any time man. Have a good night

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>>6631532
Aww thanks!

>>6631538
Okay. Say goodbye to everyone except Garnet Kaito and America then.

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>>6631543
I can't offer you a job, I'm sorry. But I'm glad to have been approached if that is the case. I know what it feels like to be a servant. Perhaps when you find somebody one day I might be able to advise you.

>>6631564
And good for you, my foolish friend. Your outrage comes in small bursts, much like your brilliant remarks at my dry mouth

>Licks lips

You better not show one moment of incompetence in front of me, or it will be the gates of hell for you.

>>6631538
>>6631592
This

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>>6631546
Thats going to be up to you to find out. My flames never run out. How many outfits do you plan to buy?

>>6631554
Ooo~ let me guess you are the little girl who is centuries old but has magical powers cliche right? Booooring.

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>>6631592
That sounds a little lonely.

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>>6631624
Ah. I don't buy them, Japan just gave one to me one day. I don't think he ever said why. You do know I'm getting out of this eventually, дa?

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>>6631592
I don't use it

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>>6631592
>A-And me... i'll still be here.

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>>6631607
Why is it that you feel like you need to be in control here?
>he places his hand on your shoulder
You should know that I'm in charge. You were never in the driver's seat to begin with.

>>6631657
Do you feel in charge?

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>>6631657
Then take the lead, Okabe-kun. Do and say what you will. I accept my horrible death off a cliff and into the river from a man that can't drive and probably can't swim either.

>>6631652
Who let you out of the cage?

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>>6631646
And you're never going to wear it again. Understand?

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>>6631677
What if I want to scare someone on Halloween and wear it? If it is an eyesore as you said, surely it would scare someone, дa?

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>>6631592
>tfw was invited but denied it

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>>6631676
I let myself out of that prison, and I don't attend on going back in it!

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>>6631667
I do feel in charge. Thank you for asking!

>>6631671
You're taking things too literally. I'm not driving you around, but you...you'll be driving ME around instead! How about that!?

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>>6631702
I commend you, down with the establishment, yes?

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>>6631684
Those two dont exactly corrilate. For example compared to Paris, Moscow is an eyesore. Doesn't mean people are scared of Moscow, other than the people that live inside of course aha~

>>6631704
>cracks the whip
Yah! Back to your hovel, flippant child!

>>6631702
Literally everyone was invited.

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>>6631716
For what price? I've done a few odd jobs at driving around drunk bums in the dead of the evening. And if there's anything worse than a drunk bum, it's a bum who isn't sedated and knows what he's doing.

Why is hg discord even a thing?

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>>6631717

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>>6631624
>She smiles, exposing a pair of fang, at the same time spreading her wings, twirling a wand.
Was that so obvious, human?

>>6631732
I wasn't and that's only because I refuse to ask :^)

>>6631743
I blame magic girls.

>>6631743
Because we like talking ooc

>>6631749
There was a perma invite link posted out in the open
anyone could like it
Literally everyone was invited

>>6631745
It's been a long time.

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>>6631722
Ah, trying to use my country to set me off. No deal.
Some people would be scared of the winter within Moscow, but I get your point. I will not wear it...When you are around.

>>6631732
>implying I knew anything

>>6631647
as expected of the cutest idol

>>6631743
Because the threads are garbage. It isn't like anyone hosts now a days anyways.

>>6631765
??????????

>>6631759
Was posted never touched it. I refuse

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>>6631761
Not that long

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>>6631740
We're going for a little joy ride. I'll let you know the plan once we get tired of having the air blow between our individual hairs.

>>6631765
That's not Umi, whose sweaty butthole smells like cinnamon buns.

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>>6631592
I'll still be here as well. The HG discord is a cancerous tumor.

>>6631773
Fairly long. Many months.

>>6631793
Who?

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>>6631731
>Velvet remains calm as the individual cracks their whip.
Hmph, how about never!
>She runs at the whip holder, and goes for a sweeping kick.

>>6631776
CINNAMON ASSHOLE-CHAN!!!!!!!

>ramsay

>>6631793
Yeah and so are hg threads. What's your point?

>>6631793
if you want cancer go to discord if you want just a slightly less amount go here amiright? :^)

>>6631793
I comepletely agree Hiki.

>ramsay

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>>6631774
Where to, your mother's house?

>>6631793
It's worse than that. It's probably malicious and contagious as well.

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>>6631745
We've spoken before, I think.

>>6631803
You're pretty hard up to rp, aren't you, slave girl?
>teleports a few feet away and unsheathes katana
Nothing personal, kid. I've already spent my autism points for the day.

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>>6631797
Thats only a little long...
>>6631838
We've talked a little. Kinda
I admired one of your pictures before

>>6631801
Doesn't matter.

>>6631814
>>6631813
ok

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>>6631823
No, you human paraquat!
Go around the block a few times and don't stray away from said block until I tell you so.

>thinking discord is any different than the steam group

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>>6631843
Tch... fine then.

>>6631863
There is a difference, steam chat died, discord will die eventually.
Learn the differences.

>>6631863
discord
steam group
/hga/
/ofh/
/sanc/
Same shit different name.

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>>6631850
Oh yes, you. What brings you to this part of town? Groceries?

>>6631861
Alright, we'll see where it goes. If hit a child, I'll blame it on you. Your incompetence is fogging the windshield.
>Starts the car and begins a smooth drive around the corner

>>6631863
Discord has more dicksuckery than usual though. The cancer is rooted deep.

i-i don't wanna go to discord mommy! it's cansur!
anon told me so!

>>6631873
Don't get involved in faceless RP. This is for your own good, trust me.
>sheathes katana
You got some moves though. First time in a while I've wanted to throw on a husk and play.

>>6631911
>lets you anyway
>:^)

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>>6631746
>Ash yawns and twirls his bangs

Is that it?

>>6631762
Good boy! But that won't protect you from everyone else laughing behind your back.

Whats the Russian word for weeaboo? Because that's what they would call you.

Lurking this is kinda interesting.

>>6631911
son get your fat ass off that computer and get to the discord
everyone knows that anon doesn't exist

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>>6631881
Hahahaha!
Now then, take me to the nearest fastfood restaurant!

I think trash shouldn't of existed in the first place desu senpai

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>>6631920
>Her own expression is bored as well, as the wings fold again.
Ka-ha. My younger kin certainly are common here, aren't they? It so often ruins the effect, now.

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>>6631920
You think it matters? Although more friends are nice, it is not like this outfit would be that out-of-place. Maid dresses seem to be common here.
None, as I am not a "weaboo". Whatever that is.

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>>6631917
My attacks aren't good enough, but your praise is accepted. Still, if fighting a faceless person is so dangerous... i'll take your word on it.

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>>6631881
>>6631939
CC, throw this girl in the back seat. She has seen too much!

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>>6631934
Even your eating habits are low life. I do hope we don't use the drive through, the last thing I want is to think about going to another place with you in my back seat.

>>6631939
>>6631956
>Grabs her by the back collar and seats her next to you
You're the one going to jail for child abduction. I can just blame it on you.

>>6631939
nice rp

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>>6631965
Do not question my demand! We're going to the only place that's open and that sells "that". Hehe...AHAHAHAHAHAH! IT'S BRILLIANT, ISN'T IT!?

>>6631955
Fighting outside the arena is frowned upon in general, to say nothing of associating with my kind.
We're the enemy. Remember that, slave girl. You're in hostile territory but it's been a minute since I've seen somebody attempt a fight.
This place will extinguish that fire in time, if you let it.

Welcome to the motherfucking hunger games.

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>>6631956
Wha? A-Am I going to be kidnapped and taken t-to a dark alley where I-I'll be passed around by big burly men who will take turns abusing my body i-
>>6631965
>squeaks as she's picked up and sinks into the seat she's thruster into
Th-this is it, I'm gong to die a virgin...

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>>6631939
>Someone leans in over her shoulder, whispering.
And what might that be?

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>>6631984
You're a mad man. We're going to the McDonalds per your request. I haven't heard of any seasonal menus, but it looks like you're about to prove me wrong, so we have a witch, and idiot, a child and this car. Things are going to happen...

>>6631991
You wish to lose your virginity? That can be arranged. Just ask our good friend here for assistance.

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>>6631991
>gets up close and personal
You better respond to me with nothing but the truth, or so help me I will make this night the worst night of your life.
TELL ME, WHY DID THE ORGANIZATION SEND YOU HERE!?

>>6631996
SILENCE! That is no girl, that's a spy! If we're not careful we'll both be goners, so be on your best behavior and DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT do anything to throw me off my game!

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>>6631938
Oh so you admit you are a walking cliche. That's a first, but really I should give you a round of applause for admitting it. Most seem to deny the fact.

>>6631949
Kaito is a popular guy from Japan...or so he says, he's probably a c list celebrity. Anyways people are gonna recognize it and call you a weaboo. Which is something you don't want to relate to. And do you wear everything people give you? I thought Russia was all about being a non comformist. If I gave you a miniskirt would you wear it? Course you would.

>>6631985
....Hmph, your explanation I find it very useful. So be it, I won't try to fight outside of the battles within the Arena. But, that's if I am not provoked. If I am, heads will roll, and I will make certain of that.

>Velvet Crowe

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>>6632011

>>6632017
Goners?

>Glups as she imagines being captured again or regenerating due to being obliterated into tiny pieces
>She maintains her composure as she grips the wheel

This dirty child is a spy for whom? Why does it concern me,and why shouldn't I charge you the fare and kick you both out of my minivan?

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>>6632030
It's not as if I could care of your own opinion, yes? It merely makes amusing myself more difficult. And yet I'd lose my entertainment so quickly if I resorted more extremes.

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Goodnight HG, lurking was worth while. I'm looking forward to seeing you fags tomorrow.
>>6632040
>Teleports behind you.
>Provokes you.

>>6632051
Go eat shit and die, Bob.

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>>6632051
>Hits you with the van as Okabe, the girl, and I speed by

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>>6631992
>she quickly brings the PSP to her chest to hide the screen
Its, ah, w-well, its nothing, I just... Um... You know...
>>6632011
N-No, that's not what I meant... Not like this.
>>6632017
>sweats profusely, and starts blushing lightly
Pl-p-p-please d-don't kill me. I'm too y-young and friendless to die here.

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>>6632030
From what I hear, he is, but I do not follow popular culture. I am too busy working on other things. And I am not one, whatever that is. Is wearing a suit really that bad? A popular one, too?
If my boss gave me one, I would have to or risk angering him. I only wore it because it looked good. Why does it matter? Are you really this upset over my outfit choice?

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>>6632051
Gah! You sonva- damn, gone.

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>>6632042
It concerns you because you unknowingly picks up the world's greatest mad scientist HOUOUIN KYOUMA! The organization, the one this girl obviously belongs to, is out to get me and my men who work day and night to accomplish the unimaginable! For now your job is to drive and to not pay any mind to us. I will do the talking and diversion. If this works out we'll be alive, eating food and drinking "that" while this small fry
>he begins chuckling to himself at the tough of the joke he's about to utter
Quite literally FRIES!

>>6632051
>>6632060
>the sudden burst of speed sends Okabe back, smacking his head against the rear window
STOP SETTLING YOUR VENDETTAS WHILE YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK!

>>6632062
Then you'll be cooperating with us until the very end. If you spill everything I might let you go with half the braincells you had before you got into this van!
Now then, do you have any recording devices on you? What weapons do you have? Why did the organization decide to pick you to do me in?

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>>6632046
I'm sure those extremes cant be more boring than you already are, but hey life is full of surprises.

>>6632063
Oh no, I'm just looking out to make sure my friend doesn't get humiliated in public. Cause thats what friends do!
>winks

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>>6632078
...
You're upset over my outfit choice, aren't you. They would know better not to humiliate me because I am Russia and I will crush them like a bug if they try. Trust me, I am only wearing this once.

>>6632085
lolwut

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>>6632062
I believe you are due an explaination. I'm allowing this man to take the lead and prove to me he isn't as incompetent as I think he is. But you have been taken along for this ride. He needs you for his plan, we are driving to McDonalds, do you like McDonalds?

>>6632073
The organization? I fail to understand which one you are speaking of, but if this little one must be fried then so be it. Were you expecting to amaze me with this act of cruelty? I fear not. You will have to try harder.

>Turns on the wipers to get the blood off the glass

You have compassion for a man on the street but you care not for this girl. Surely she must be evil.

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>>6632051
Buh-bye.
>>6632062
>A hand, unnaturally cold, brushes against Tomoko's neck, resting there.
Now, now~. Show me.
>>6632078
Ka-ha. Is tearing a man apart dull to you?

>>6632089
>When she's still not hitting on you obviously enough

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Fucking end my life.
Euthanize me like the mutt I am.

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>>6632084
>Ash does his best to copy Rusky's voice

Me Russia! Me crush you! Raaawr!

>Ash then begins to laugh childishly

>>6632094
Yes actually, too messy too. I much prefer fire. Plus I'v seen it more times than I csn count in my time here.

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>>6632092
Amazing you has never once crossed my mind! This little joyride has turned grime with almost no hope. You're here for the ride, so buy your ticket now and enjoy what you see, because if I do this wrong it might be the last thing you ever see! Fear not, however, for I'm used to this constant collateral damage to my oh-so amazing plans! I am a seasoned vet that will make sure we all have an enjoyable time! I will show you and everyone else why the call me THE GREAT MAD SCIENTIST, HOUOUIN KYOUMAAAA!!!

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>>6632108
>hits you with the van right after Okabe has told her not to settle personal vendettas on the clock

>She purposely veered to score the kill

>She has no excuse

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>>6632118
Clearly, you don't have a taste for the...visceral~. A proper show never loses it's luster.

>>6632121
Goddamn, stop hitting people with the va-
Oh wait it was just Izaya. Good work, citizen.

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>>6632118
...
>He sighs.
You failed to do the accent correctly. It is an instant zero out of ten. China could do it better than you could. Do I need to nitpick everything so you get it perfectly?

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>>6632121
>>6632108
>Okabe sways from one side to another, kicking the poor girl that shares the backseat with him in the face
What have I told you!? If you keep doing this we'll be thrown off course! Keep your eyes on the road or I'll take them for myself!

>>6632108
Whats up with his lips?

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>>6632073
Um, c-could you slow d-down a little bit, maybe? I... You're talking so fast, eh...
>quickly looks around the van
>smacks a drink in the cup holder into the flooring
Th-there, I spilled it. Next is, um... Wh-what was next? Can I g-go home now? I did what you asked.
>>6632092
McDonalds!? I l-love, I mean - Pfft. McDonalds? I go there...
>nonchalantly whooshes her hair to the side Maybelline style in an attempt to look cool
Sometimes.
>>6632094
I accidently j-just sp-spilt a drink all over it... Now it w-won't turn on.

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>>6632134
>snickers
Have you missed me, my faithful fan?

>>6632140
his lips don't lie

>>6632140
CAN
NOT
UNSEE

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>>6632120
>>6632139

I will not be made irrelevant by you, I will turn this car around, so help me. Don't you forget that the moment this organization offers a higher price for your head, it's over for you, Okabe-kun. So you better start showing me the respect for your elders before I start taking offers from this little girl here. It'll be sticky if she starts naming off higher prices.

>>6632135
>Honk, honk

>>6632144

So... the organization, huh? Are the rich? Do they pay generously? I will give you the power to take fate into your own hands. Name a price for this idiot, and I will consider turn him in to your organization. How about that? Does that sound good?

...you seem not to enjoy cheap hamburgers, very well, how about... Pizza Hut?

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>>6632147
Do I know you?
>Her eyes are red, rather than yellow. And her clothes are completely different.
>>6632144
I said...show me.

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>>6632144
>Okabe looks at the drink the girl spilled. It wasn't just "a drink" it was a un-carbonated "that drink". That drink that he wanted to get and is the while reason for this trip to McDonalds. He stares at it, and then moves in to touch it. He forcefully puts pressure on the spot the drink fell, getting his hand wet with what was left of "that drink". He moves back to his original position and looks towards the girl is shock, almost as if she murdered someone
Did you just...?

>>6632163
ASSISTANT! FLIP THIS CAR AND BURN IT DOWN!
This girl...this girl is doing the unimaginable...She must be dealt with ASAP, and not a trace of her must be left behind!

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>>6632174
My oh my, have you grown this much since the last time I've seen you?
>the twinkling is nothing now, but he's slowly charging up for later use

So now that LF is gone, who do we meme on now?

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>>6632190
>Oh, she looks the same age, but another person entirely, even with the differences. There's also the tattoos, as well. And wings. And pointed ears.
Ka-ha. Do you mistake me for someone, little human?

>>6632197
Didn't you see LF x KK just a thread ago?

>>6632197
>Violent kicks legs back and forth waiting for dmitri to kill himself

>>6632197
Hoshi.

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>>6632134
There is nothing proper about getting someone's guts spilled on you.


>>6632136
Excuse you but it's hard mimic a Russian accent when you have a French one and are wearing braces .

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>>6632163
Wha, no, wait! I-I, uh, McDonalds is totally fine. You don't have to go out of your w-way, really... I-I have n-no idea what organization th-this guys talking about, b-but I feel like if I t-tell him that he'll get m-mad and well, you know...
>>6632174
J-Just take it, this thing i-is honestly the least of my worries.
>nervously hands you the soda covered PSP
>>6632180
A-Are you okay? You, uh... You look like you're about to kill somebody, haha... Is it something I said or...? Or maybe, you're just m-mad that I look so ugly? I-I'm sorry...

>>6632180

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>>6632206
Non non, a fan is a fan no matter who it is~!
Please ask me anything at all. Make sure it has something to do with me~
>he winks, sending a star from said wink to bonk you on the head

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>>6632216
..."Braces"-- Just because I am a nice person, I will not talk about that. It isn't hard to do a Russian accent, however. If you're going to imitate me, do it properly. I'll even do one for you just so you get it right.

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>>6632218
Is that so...? Then it's more of this crazy person's rambling.

>>6632180
>>6632218
Okabe, I don't think this girl is with any kind of organization. Ha! You've made yet another stupid mistake and have kidnapped an innocent school girl, they will have your-

>Turns around to look at the man's unbelievable behavior

What in the world are you doing?! Why are you on the grou-

Eeeck!!!

>Almost hits a pizza delivery boy
>She swerves the van hard causing it to flip over
>It rolls several times and hits a street lamp
>Everyone survives with minor bruises
>CC crawls out of the van and pulls only the girl out of the wreckage

>She slaps her lightly on the face

Are you alright?

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>>6632221
Ka-ha. Well, I do hunger.
>She flicks it away.
>>6632218
>She examines it curiously, before with her other hand bringing up a wand, and with a wave, the drink vanishes.
And what does it do?
>>6632216
Oh, you humans. Why do you all have such weak stomachs?

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>>6632218
You devil! You horrid wench! How dare you spill the only Dr. Pepper I had in this van! If it weren't for the fact we're taking a little trip to the place amongst gods then I surely would have killed you here and now!
What is your endgame!? Obviously you're here to hurt me judging from those actions, but what exactly do you want!? If they sent you here for the future gadgets then you're out of luck! I've sent Lab Members 2 and 3 too take them somewhere far away! The only way to get them would be to find out who those members are, but I and my assistant over there will never tell you who they are! BWAHAHAHAHAA-ERK!

>>6632238
>>6632218
>his laughter stops when the car suddenly jerks to the left, then right, and then suddenly a crash is heard. The car flips once, twice, maybe three times before it slams into the street lamp, causing the girl and Okabe to jumble around in the back seat. When everything has settled he crawls out of the wreckage in disbelieve. He turns his bloodied fact to CC
You actually did it...You actually tried to kill her...

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>>6632140
I'ves gota disability

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>>6632250
>he gets closer to the girl and stares her down with stars in his eyes
And it's me you hunger for, no~?
>he then steps away from the girl in the most dramatic way possible
No no no, this simply cannot do! Why should you get to eat me while the others starve? That is simply not fair~

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>>6632255
You complete idiot. You immeasurable fool! You actually made me forget I was immortal for a moment.

What is it? Exactly what the hell did the girl do that you must kidnap her and subject her to this trauma?

>Pulls him out of the wreckage by the hair

And why are you surprised that I tried to kill this girl, which I didn't because you were distracting me with your grand idiocy!

>His hair was sticky with soda

Eww!

>She wipes her hand on his labcoat

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>>6632238
>>6632255
Five more minutes mommy, I promise I'll get u-
>is slapped across the face
>reaches up to feel where she's been hit
It stings... A-Actually... Everything s-stings, even my butt. What the heck happened?
>Comes to her senses and looks around only to find the overturned van, and then she notices the bloodied Okabe and faints at the sight of him

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>>6632235
I told you I can't...and what do you have against my braces huh?

>>6632250
It's not that, it's the hassle afterwords. Do you know how long it takes for me to get my hair perfect? I'm sure a barbarian like you doesn't know the first thing about hygenics. But I invest a lot of time grooming myself. So excuse me if I do mind getting blood on my outfit and hair.