Let us join together in another gay pokemon thread
>>6625330
Sure, why not?
I need some big dicks on small bodies.
Anyone got those on hand?
>>6631588
>big dicks on small bodies
Necropedophilia?
What's hotter? A trainer who is the complete master of his Pokémon to the point where they practically worship is cock and are buttsluts for it? Or a trainer who has lost control of his Pokémon and they have raped him so many times he's come to enjoy it?
>>6632198
Or, taking a third option, being both the master AND the buttslut?
>>6632198
I prefer where the trainer lost control
>>6632198
The sooner you accept that your Pokemon are the ones really in control, the better off you'll be. Nothing like coming home after a long day of pretending to be a person and being greeted by your Arcanine, your Lucario, and your Feraligatr ready to treat you like the slutty little pet you know you are. What a good boy!
>>6632198
a wild and raunchy night full of cuddling and holding hands under the sheets with the lights off
all this fat bara shit
yeah nah
>>6635587
feel free to contribute something else :^)
>the pokephilia threads
>the pokemon threads
>the trainer/pokemon threads
Why does /trash/ have such a high concentration of straights?
>>6632198
The hidden third option, switching off with your pokémon so you can take care of every single one of each others' needs.
>>6632198
Personally, I'm a bigger fan of being a master and treating Pokemon like the sluts they are.
>>6632198
Trainers are meant to get fucked like the sluts they are.
I wouldn't mind being in The midlle of these two
>>6645494
>Trainers are meant to get fucked like the sluts they are.
oh my
>>6632198
Definitely the first. Rape is really fucked.
>>6650450
>rape
>not being the best
You have [spoiler] different from my own [/spoiler] taste, anon.
>>6650473
I get that you are trying to be edgy, and don't take me for a tumblrfag or Hillary Cancer supporter, but rape is genuinely wrong.
>>6650590
Fucking animals is wrong too, but nobody's complaining about that
>>6650590
>making a joke about how someone has different taste than mine and that i respect that
>edgy
wew lad
>>6650590
it is funny though
to (usually) have great sex you have to be right next to the barrier of "rape"
being sub for a woman can be a huge turn on, same for gays
but genuine rape is bad
Posting a few eeveelutions.
>>6651298
>>6651946
This is probably the first and only good Floatzel art I've ever seen.
Would you rub this belly?
>>6653843
>glameow.png
>>6656012
>The joke
>Your head
>>6656133
a clever ruse i have fallen for
post more fat fuck cat
>>6632198
Best are buttslut Pokemon. The ones that lift their tail and beg for your cock like a bitch in heat.
>>6634164
Why is this so hot
>>6658446
Because you know. And they know! And they're very willing to play along out there, because that's just how the world works.
But every time someone comments on how good a trainer you are, or how well-trained your Arcanine is, or what a strong Feraligatr you raised, or any other little slight against the reality of what you are? They'll notice. They'll remember. And they'll make sure that you remember that night.
Maybe stay off the road for a week. Call it a vacation. Spend it at home with your Pokemon. Tell the outside world it's rest and relaxation. Tell yourself it's to keep them in line. Tell nobody it's because you need it.
butt lmao
>>6625776
>Nidoqueen with a dick
>>6661820
that's not a nidoqueen
>>6660183
more please
>>6656739
There is almost no good male Purrsexy art.
Almost all the Purrsexy art in existance is sunibees freaky titty creatures anyhow.
>>6632198
I always love the idea of a shitty trainer who's pokemon had enough of his shit and decides to take matter into their own hands and teach the trainer a lesson
slowly training him into being a pokeslut, who no matter where or when, when his pokemon wants to unload a load, the trainer will gladly takes it
>>6665262
>trainer visits home after a few months of traveling with his pokemon
>everything is going great until his pokemon start to act up in front of everyone
>trainer tries to get them to calm down but hes been their slut since the moment he left home
>his pokemon eventually rip off his clothes and start fucking him on the spot in front of everyone, sealing his fate as the one who was "raped" by his pokemon, forever to be mocked by the entire family for it
>deep down the trainer is loving every single second of it and doesnt care in the slightest if everyone sees him like this
boardsliding xd
why not cuddly sex tho
>>6670873
Cuddlefucking is also top tier
Any requests?
>>6671131
How about Smeargle? Hes pretty qt but I rarely see him in anything
>>6671131
Shinx. Using an insertable? Spreading his fat butt? Getting fucked silly by his big Luxray brother? An anal bead string about to be yanked out of his butt by a hand/paw from someone off-image, his cock dripping already with a speech bubble of "Please.. have mercy.."?
Those are just ideas. You can choose one of your own if you want.
>>6673324
>Getting fucked silly by his big Luxray brother?
Seconding this
can someone tell me why people like this because i really want to kown
>>6676549
If you squint, it looks like he's got some serious iguana eyes going on.
>>6677097
Why do so many pictures of male Decidueyes have human dicks?
Has Brogulls gone too far
>>6677234
Why do people like brogulls
It's so fucking disgusting and has shit art and cringy non-sexy writing
There is so much to hate, why is it so popular
I FUCKING HATE BROGULLS
>>6677234
Yes, they really have.
Its literally just alabstor white humans with square heads and huge stupid beaks.
I really want a decidueye with a bird cock, but I'll take what I can get for the fuckboy that he is.
>>6675774
kown want to realy?
people like because you
need more decidueye
>>6677234
People draw Human dicks on Bird/Bird Guys too much.
You either get that, cone cock or in very rare cases Cloaca
I hand chose my team and worked hard to catch them, train them, and evolve them. Battles after rough battles, we grew closer, some more than others I might add, but we can't help a pokemon's personality. Yes. They have personalities just like we do. And just like us, urges grew.. they required needs. Even more so when they evolved. Now... Chestnaught was my first caught, he had such a strong attachment to me... but my lucario, goes he's won me so many battles, he listens to me the best.
At first I thought about being lenient with them, one at a time. I would take turns keeping them out of their pokeballs. Until eventually they just started coming out on their own. We'd sleep together the one day, or bathe together the other. It didn't seem like anything bad would happen. Until my Lucario found about my urges. It was an accident, honestly who doesn't have needs early in the morning? It's not within our power to control, specially when we're still asleep. But to wake up to my Lucario taking care of my needs so enthusiastically.. well... mornings were never the same after that.
After some days we got... more comfortable with each other. We got to know each other more thorough. I was so busy I didn't even realize the sting of jealousy my Chestnaught was having. Until one morning when me and Lucario were in the midst of our morning routine that Chestnaught popped out of his pokeball. We froze... there was no way to hide what was happening. At first he was mad... more so jealous, specially when I saw what was hanging between his legs. I comforted him the best way I could, begging none of the others had these urges, oh no.. these two were a handful already. I can't remember the last time I woke up normally without these needy two poking and tugging at me every morning.
Heh... they're more like us than we think."
Source: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21073990/
>>6677279
uʍoʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎllɐǝɹ i ǝsnɐɔǝq siɥʇ ǝʞil ǝldoǝd ʎɥʍ ǝɯ llǝʇ ǝuoǝɯos uɐɔ
@6679417
If shitposing is an art, then you are Marcel Duchamp
>>6679893
>then you are Marcel Duchamp
There's got to be a shorter way to say that name.
Let's make a portmanteau.
>Marcel Duchamp
>Mar cel Du Champ
>Ma r Du champ
>Ma r champ
>Machamp
Perfect.
(can't find any artist Machamps...like with a french beret or something)
>>6680290
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21392350/
tush is an absolute madman
>No slutty Jolteon who loves sucking your cock
>You'll never be fucked like a bitch in heat by an Arcanine.
>>6686092
REEEESSSSHHHAARRRRAAYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM
>>6689940
I LOVE YOU RESH EEE RAAAAYM
I only come to these threads for Mewtwo. Anyone got any more?
>>6694031
>he only likes mewtwo
Literally why? Hes easily tied for least sexy legendary with the regis+genesect
>>6694276
Are you seeing the same things I'm seeing? I mean, to each his own, but damn.
>>6694348
>weird head
>weird chest
>weird hands/feet
>permanent angry face
>looks like a retarded ayy 99% of the time
>artists always make it "thick" which translates to "horribly out of proportioned fat"
>>6694422
Whatever floats your boat, pardner.
>>6694422
Fucking this.
a quick bumb before bed
>>6650630
eeh contrarianism is the heart of
> *cool*
>>6668444
>you will never get fuck by your pokemon in front of your friends and family
10
>>6704721
That fucking snivy ruins every picture it's in.
>>6704815
DELETE
>>6706436
>tfw no zangoose bf
>>6707328
Feels bad man
>>6707371
>no bangs at back of head
>mouth is a muzzle
2/10 shit lucario would not bang
>>6707574
i mean, you'd probably still bang
>>6707574
Muzzles are super hot though
>>6704815
You posted female Chesnaught, you have no room to talk about taste.
>>6707371
I honestly didn't know it was possible to make lucario look worse than it already does. Bravo on proving that wrong
This guy got any yet? Nothing on e621
>>6712536
Maybe request in a drawthread or something?
I want my Gardevoir to mind control me into being his personal slut. It starts out fully mind controlling me, but as time goes on I'm eventually just turned into a slut, no mind control involved.
>>6715383
Where would you fuck?
In a car? In a bar?
On the floor? Against a door?
At your mom's? While he doms?
Where would you fuck?
Page 10 revival.
>>6707701
...yeah, yeah I would.
Anyone know any good on-model artists who take commissions for pokemon dicks?
all the best ones i knew of disappeared. ukkappa quit years ago, marshtompkd doesnt do shit anymore, etc
It's not real pokemon porn if the artist's personal style overshadows the actual pokemon design
>>6720496
Not really. Posexe is decent if you can deal with anthros?
Have a bump, featuring rump.
>TFW you wish you were a giant nidoking or pudgy lugia.
sigh
>>6625330
The most important thread
>>6724893
mega cute
>>6719956
Alolan Rattata is cute! CUTE!
Bump
>>6729843
YES
MORE OF THIS PLOX
Being a furtash hyperfag (who also happens to be exactly the kind of slut >>6634164 described), I guess I'm destined to go in to breeding.
I'm not sure if I would pretend to be legitimate and build a stable of high-stat breeding stock at first and then indulge my kink, or just go for broke right away and start crossing the biggest compatible Pokémon I can find.
I figure 'cock size' is an IV like any other, and there's gotta be some kind of vitamin or berry to boost beyond the limit.
Is it irresponsible to breed a whole herd of mega-endowed creatures, give them a taste of human love while they're young and impressionable, then trade them off to unsuspecting trainers?
>>6731056
When you word it like that, yes.
>>6632724 here, personally, I like what you're getting at with the cock IVs and whatnot. However, I still stand true to my word, moreso just having a sort of "loving family" dynamic going on. Loving and they're aware that "yeah, he's kind of our ringleader" but they still have their way with me.
page 10 bump
>>6731293
Okay, okay, I'll disclose my goals when trading, and make sure they have a badge or two beforehand.
Something like "yeah, this little guy will grow up to be big and strong, but he's going to have a deep thirst and he's probably going to need you to relieve him quite frequently. Here's some PP Ups (huehue), do bring him by when he's all grown up - I'd love to perform a penis inspection. "
>>6733160
>"Sure, I can get you a Ponyta, but you gotta know one thing: You know how it won't burn you if it trusts you? It's like that with his dick too. He'll stretch the hell out of you, but if you've been a good trainer it won't hurt a bit."
>>6714193
Fuck that's creepy.
>>6733160
>turn 10, just about ready to get your first pokemon
>your parents contact a breeder to hatch you a nice 5IV oshawott as its always been one of your favorites
>the breeder messes up and sends over one out of his "trained" batch and doesnt notice
>after a few days your oshawott starts to act up at night after everyone else goes to sleep
>climbs under your covers and starts to play with your shorts
>being young you aren't quite sure what hes doing, must just be a species thing
>go out on an adventure a few years later
>end up a complete slut for your now evolved samurott
>on your journey you pass by the breeders house you got your partner from
>as you explain who you are he instantly realizes what he did
>he offers a room to you for the night since you mentioned youve been on the road for a while
>after a good nights "rest" you ask him about the line of work
>after a small while you decide you spend a few weeks there learning everything
>EVERYTHING
>perform daily maintenance on all the males
>relieve stress of those who haven't fucked in a while
>spend each night with a different stud, the breeder points out his favorites to you
>eventually give up on adventuring, tell your parents you settled down and got a job
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>6736228
And then you die of super aids or get a prolapsed asshole at age 16
You sluts are really ridicilous with these fantasies sometimes
>>6736278
>implying aids is a bad thing in pokemon
>>6736288
>you come down with a bad case of the 'Rus
>for the first day the breeder has all his best go to town on you to spread it as much as possible
>by day two, word has spread and townies are stopping by to get a piece
>>6736324
>whole region gets aids
>everyone dies a slow and painful death
???
>>6736344
Pokerus is a good thing, anon.
>>6736355
Being a slut isnt
>>6736383
So? The pokemon get a great free stress reliever, and you get all the dick you could ever want. Literally no downsides.
>>6736405
What if I want an actual emotional experience and sex is just a side thing
>>6736417
>not having a pokemon from when you were young that you can have nice time out with at the beach
>How do you fuck tinier Pokemon?
Simple.
>you will never get transformed into a Pokemon
>you'll never get a Pokemon friend who you'll go on adventures in mystery dungeon with
>you'll never end up falling for your Pokemon friend
>you'll never spend nights talking with him and falling asleep together in separate beds
>you'll never get the chance to admit your feelings for him cause after saving the world with him you died
there's too many underdrawn pokes
Fresh off the presses!
>>6744832