Pokephilia thread
Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Post your desired harem
Post the pokemon you want to breed
Pokewaifu and pokewaifu(male) allowed
TotT: If your pokewaifu has a mega-evo would you prefer her to be in it when you two go at it?
>>6624708
>mawile
god please
>>6624708
Mega optional
>>6624708
I'd give her the choice, but no big preference
I wouldn't necessarily prefer it, but I wouldn't mind it either
Cum inside your pokemon everyday!
>>6624708
>If your pokewaifu has a mega-evo would you prefer her to be in it when you two go at it?
Nah. Maybe every once in a while for the fun of it, but for the most part I'd just do her in her ordinary form.
You have returned home from buying food and supplies for your pokemon.
Entering your bedroom, you discover your male snivy eagerly humping your pillow, moaning out your name, lost in erotic fantasies involving you. He has already climaxed several times, your pillow covered in his semen.
You call out to him, and his body freezes in shock. His eyes slowly drift over to you, and tears start to well up in them, both from embarrassment, and fear at your possible anger.
He remains motionless, silently crying, waiting for you to respond.
How do you react to this situation?
>>6625675
I wonder when my snivy learned to speak english and why i didn't know about it till now.
>>6625675
Comfort him and tell him that everything is alright. Then suck him off until he spurts out that delicious little load of his.
>>6625828
I would do the same.
I want to milk him until his internal balls are empty, and he faints from exhaustion.
>>6625403
I want to be a busty blaziken with a horny but loving trainer.
>>6626927
Then you'd be getting a lot of hard dickings followed by tender cuddling on a daily basis.
>>6627020
Goodness. This is the life I want to live.
>>6627020
Damn that's a nice pic.
>>6627047
Then imagine.
Getting taken to bed and cuddled with every night before falling asleep.
Then used the next morning to take care of some morning wood, and fucked until you take a load.
Lots of caresses throughout the day, idle touching and silly affectionate compliments. Maybe a grope here and there, a quick squeeze of your red butt or unabashed staring at your pokétits.
Might lead to occasional dragging to somewhere private as your trainer has gotten a bit too horny to handle it, and you need to bend over or spread your legs so you can get filled again.
But still lots of simple appreciation throughout the daily doings. Always kept close.
Maybe an arm around your waist. Maybe a hand comfortably settled on your ass. Or reaching a little low, with teasing fingers reaching between your legs...
And off you go to somewhere devoid of onlookers again, before your tits are grabbed and fondled, your nipples are sucked on, and your cunt gets stuffed with dick and plowed as you get vigorously pounded until yet another load is pumped deep inside you.
Then, after satisfaction has been reached, your breasts are used as pillows while you're told how great a pokemon you are, and you're cuddled with slow, loving touches and caresses.
>>6627088
Yeah. Shame there aren't many more sexy-cuddly pics like that.
>>6627486
I know. Cute, loving sex with a Pokemon is on a whole other level of arousing.
>>6627539
And I forgot what I was going to post.
>>6627421
I'm speechless. This sounds absolutely wonderful.
>>6627539
It's how it should be. Sweet sex with your beloved pokes.
>>6627675
What if your pokemon like it rough?
>>6627724
Then you give it to them rough. As an act of love towards them, you fuck them hard.
>>6627571
Man, you'd be a great blaziken to have.
>>6627421
Oh man, you make me really wish I was a busty blaziken girl.
>>6627916
I'm sure you'd make for a great trainer.
>>6628152
I'd definitely do my very best.
Not forget to bring you out to meet other trainers and battle. And reward your performance with love and affection.
Maybe reward particularly good fighting with a hand going between your legs and stirring you until you orgasm.
where's all the salazzle
>>6627991
You get lots of love every day.
And dick.
Both in copious amounts.
>one day you lose track of your zoroark and after hours of searching you find her like this
What do?
>>6628375
Still being produced. It's a kinky fucker, but come one, it's still only just been revealed.
>>6628339
Goodness, I'd be the luckiest Blaziken around. I'd offer you nothing but the best service I could provide.
>>6628383
Become upset that I'm not her
>>6628383
Forcefully drag her home and fuck her brains out myself.
If she was so horny she should've let me know.
>>6628377
I do like dick and love.
>All this talk about blaziken babes
muh dick
>>6628408
And I'd be happy and proud of you.
After some battles, I might even take you somewhere quiet in a hurry. No explanation, just a rush to get somewhere.
Only to bend you over and take you from behind, pounding you hard and fast and eventually filling you with cum.
Watching my dear blaziken in action would be likely to get me pretty riled up for her.
>>6628383
Hey, what the fuck. She disguised herself as me and took my place in my appointment. That's annoying.
>>6628613
Get her to a Pokemon Center first. Jeez...dont you know to get your Pokemon happy and healthy BEFORE you fuck em?
>>6628687
But fucking your pokemon does make them happy!
>>6628533
It's a good night for chickenlovers.
>>6628735
That kind of devotion would fuel my already immense affection. Such a good blaziken.
But I would remember to take you to the center, once I'm able to get off you. It wouldn't do to forget something so important.
But there'd be lots of cuddling afterwards. Maybe calling it a day and just going home, depending on the time.
And cuddling along the way. Keeping you out of your pokeball and walking with an around your waist. Nuzzling against you.
Maybe teasing you by giving one of your big breasts kiss, giving the nipple a quick gentle bite, giving your ass a quick squeeze...
Would blazikens be any good at blowjobs?
>>6629093
blaziken have a beak
>>6629110
Obviously you need to be creative.
>>6629039
How lovely! To be your busty Blaziken babe would be nothing short of an honor.
>>6629184
And to have you for a blaziken would be a pleasure.
Loving you and enjoying you every day. Cuddling, fucking, sharing affections and intense orgasms.
>>6629482
Goodness, I wouldn't want it any other way. I would adore the sensation of every hug, every grope, every thrust and every load you fill my womb with.
>pic very much related
>>6629633
There would be lots of all those things.
Especially on days off with nothing to do.
Just huddling together, maybe in front of the TV with a fun movie on, or simply just lazing somewhere.
I'd touch you tenderly, feel you up and enjoy your warm body. Touch your strong belly, your shapely thighs, your soft tits...
And eventually just go ahead and get on top of you and proceed to fuck you. Rail your cunt with fast, hard thrusts while telling you what a wonderful pokemon you are. And then fill your womb as best I can as I let it all out inside you.
And then cuddle again. Rest together and enjoy the sweet relaxing aftermath, caressing one another lovingly.
And later fuck again. And again and again. Cuddling affectionately before getting insatiably horny.
Fucking you from behind while holding on to your hips and feeling your red ass cushion me with every thrust, groping your big tits while you ride me, burying my face between them while on top of you in missionary...
By the end of the day my balls would be completely empty, your pussy would be overflowing, and we'd be ready to fall asleep in each others arms.
>>6625675
"Dude. If I knew you were going to miss me that much I would have sucked you off before I left. Now I doubt there's any jizz left for me. Oh well. At least we have a plan B."
this thread sux
post mawiles
Which eeveelution is the sexiest?
>>6630125
How can you top the total devotion an Eevee has in growing up into the pokemon you want it to be? The whore you eventually train it to become?
>>6630125
glaceon. but vaporeon is good, too
>>6630125
sylveon is the lewdest i bet
>>6630023
... Only to wake up and repeat. Tending to your morning wood, feeling your hands grope and caress my body as you fuck me silly, making a mess of my cunt... All before we get out of bed, with more lewd fun soon to come.
>>6630081
if you insist
I want to pollinate Lilligant!
>>6630244
Exactly.
A good start to a good day.
>>6630321
I really appreciate the posts. Thank you for being such a benevolent and affectionate trainer. I'd be your Blaziken any day, and I'd love every second.
>>6630385
It was fun. God, I'd want to have a blaziken like you. I'd love every second too.
>>6630081
It's so easy to overlook what's happening with the jaws behind her.
the cutest
Anyone know what happened with that latias and latios doujin thread?
>>6628480
Your pathetic human penis can't satisfy her. They'll have their way with her, and then you.
>>6628383
Release her
>>6632059
shit
>>6631456
He may not be able to satisfy her sexually, but he satisfies her heart and that's why she'll never leave him.
To any drawfags here...
/r/ a drawing of a Salazzle (and an optional male Salandit) diapered please. If the diapered male Salandit is included, have him being "teased" by the Salazzle
>>6632824
>diapered
gtfo
>>6632824
kill yourself you thirsty faggot
>>6632824
I'm on it
how can a sword be so lewd?
Primarina is cute. CUTE!
>>6634946
I don't know, anon.
I just want to love the sword.
>>6635189
I want to braid a male Primarina's hair.
Let your pokemon cum inside you everyday!
I want an owl gf
Gears
Fuck, why can't there be more Manaphies in this world!!
>>6636830
That would feel pretty good if they did it gently.
>>6637032
but they wont. they can't considering their whole body is metal
>>6637032
I would love to try that.
Steel types need more love.
>>6636911
i agree, we need more manaphies to fuck
>>6627965
I refuse to believe that's real.
Would you hug Kyogre's dick?
>>6637315
yes i would use my body to stimulate kyogre's dick while i put my hand in his asshole and stimulate his prostate to give him maximun pleasure
>>6637315
i would fuck his asshole and stroke his cock
pic unrelated
>>6637315
hell fucking yes I would hug any dick that was big enough for me to do so
>>6637032
As a machinophile. Gently doesn't even scratch the surface.
>>6637775
>Machinophile
I am intrigued. Do you mind explaining your fetish?
>>6634027
Any update on this?
>>6637803
I am genuinely aroused by mechanical things. I often masturbate to the diagrams of machines, service and maintenance manuals and often get off to videos of the internals of machines operating. I also try to use machines to masturbate, such as an angle grinder with buffing cloth attached, I open them up to see the internals moving, because that really gets me going.
It's a huge turn off and hurts me to see badly maintained, damaged or otherwise abused machines. I once cut it off with a girl I was dating, because she would change her gears before fully stopping the car.
Also I often get erections when working with power tools, especially large ones like lathes and mills.
I think that answers everything to be answered, any further questions.
>>6637875
I said i'm on it stop pestering me you ungrateful twat
>>6637897
You have a unique and interesting fetish.
Thanks for sharing.
A few more questions, just out of curiosity:
1:Have you ever accidentally injured yourself while masturbating?
2:What are some of your favorite machines to get off to? Also, what aspects/parts of machinery do you find particularly arousing?
3:Since you are in this thread, what pokemon do you like?
>>6637984
1: yes, I've bruised my penis once on a exposed cam engine.
2: complex mechanisms that accomplish relatively simple tasks, stuff like engines, transmissions, lathes and other stuff like that. The more beautifully complex the better.
3: I don't really cross kinks much, I just also get off to feral porn with mostly intelligent creatures. Favorite Pokémon would have to be evee or something.
>>6637897
anon's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_cIRAtcDWw
>>6638029
there's not much porn of the klinklang line but for me the animation of this line is so satisfying
>>6638108
That's really nice, got any more?
>>6638108
So...
How do you stimulate these?
>>6638133
you grind on them
>>6638133
You oil them up and run a thick strip of cardboard through them, between the gears.
>>6638108
>the big gear in the back spins slightly slower than the one it's attached to
>>6637897
I can understand this because mechanical objects are intensely satisfying to watch work and to use yourself
but I could never fap to one; seems dangerous
[spoiler]I genuinely used to pop one when I'd play HAWX though[/spoiler]
Girls can love their pokemon too!
>>6637323
I mean, if he wants...
>>6638133
Aren't they genderless? They don't reproduce, they don't need, want, or can get sexual stimulation
I guess you could run whole engine blocks through their gears for fun like in youtube videos but thats about it
>>6639232
You must be fun at parties.
>>6639249
says the person who slinks off to cum in the dishwasher
>>6639232
>le realism face
Please don't post again, faggots who post this shit are the worst kinds of people
>>6639360
Still probably less of a social autist than you. Also, not even that guy in the first place.
>>6639232
and all pokemon execpt for nidoqueen don't have tits. who cares about realism
>>6639458
>and all pokemon execpt for nidoqueen don't have tits.
good, feral a best
Would you rim a pokemon?
>>6639656
Without a doubt.
I think I've seen all the worthwile porn of gardevoir
Can someone prove me wrong?
Bet you can't faggots
>>6639656
Without a second thought.
>>6639696
>>6639709
If you given the chance, which pokemon would you rim?
>>6639656
>>6639925
All day every day, and pic related.
>>6639925
Probably Lucario.
>>6639925
I'm quite fond of 'mons like Lucario and Blaziken, but I'd rather something with a bigger asshole like a Charizard.
>>6639925
all of them
GOTTA RIM 'EM ALL
>You will never wake up to the sight of your pokemon spreading their anus, less than two inches away, before pushing it into your face.
>They take every opportunity to facesit you, and half of your day is spent underneath them.
would you a bisharp?
>>6640449
Depends.
Are their insides sharp as well?
>>6640574
only their fronts are sharp, their backs are completely smooth
>>6640783
You can't cuddle with them without disemboweling yourself. This is a major problem.
>>6640966
you can be the big spoon and be careful with the pointy parts
>>6641011
The blades extend partially onto the back, though.
And then she rolls into you in her sleep.
You could fuck one, if you were careful, but cuddling is out of the question.
>>6640574
Why the fuck would they be
can she take it?
>>6641380
She's going to have to.
>>6641763
good, size difference is a great fetish
Why is salazle such a slut?
I want yo impregnate a Pokemon!
Why is there so little human on pokemon impreg?
>>6643338
>Anon will never force his big human cock inside of your tight pokecunt, fill your meager womb with his plentiful load of spunk, and sew his seed inside of you
/Why is there so little dragonair?
>>6645361
I want to love Dragonite
>>6644151
You faggots need help
>>6640449
I want to slide my dick in between these ass cheeks
>>6637217
Me too. Women don't fucking talk like that when they're getting off, no one does.
Best Pokemon lewd fanfics?
Why's there so little female human x male pokemon stuff around here?
>>6643338
>Why is there so little human on pokemon impreg?
Because the best pic was done in 2000 or 2001 (Kris with Suicune) and there's never been a better one.
>>6647106
None of them.
>>6647145
Why not?
>giratina will never subject you to constant looping full tour experiences for days at a time, taking you in and pushing you out then cleaning you off and doing it again over and over
>>6647145
>willingly wanting to read a bunch of "He tenderly rubbed her sex fuckingly. 'yeah take it bitch, fuck on my cock" bullshit
Just leave it to imagining a scenario in your head and you won't have to cringe your skin off
>>6647283
>>6647299
Well yeah, if your entire time reading it is on fucking deviantArt.
>>6647125
Because it's shit. Even male humanxmale Pokemon is better
>>6647311
You mean furaffinity?
>>6647302
Theres really not a lot of art of giratina fucking things, surprisingly
I'd rather be the pokemon fucking a trainer desu
i would let her give me nightmares if she let me fuck her
>this is the closest we got to corsolaXmarenie porn
i'm still waitng for more
>>6648925
i'd draw it but apparently corsola is twice the height of mareanie? my headcanon was wrooooong
>>6649270
maybe you could put the mareanie nibbling on corsola's branches, while they fuck
>>6648925
>you will never convince mareanie to give up on her hunger for corsola branches by feeding her with cum instead
Would you a feraligatr?
>>6650250
I'd let feraligatr peel my ass cheeks apart and fuck my dirty asshole.
Which pokemon do you want to sit on your face?
>>6650648
i would love to have leavanny sit on my face
>>6650648
Keldeo
>>6650755
What do you think her juices would taste like?
>>6651319
Maple syrup.
>>6651319
i little sweet with a small tint of grass
but if you start living with your leavanny wife would she start making leaf clothes for you and your children
>>6647347
>having taste this shit
Anyone else want to get spitroasted (lovingly) by your pokemon?
post love
>>6653557
>no Miltank to nurse you back to health
Heat death of the universe when?
>>6650648
not even doing it to make some kind of joke, I am providing a perfectly legitimate and sincere answer
>>6653863
if you were to make a joke you would say something like "i want to arceous of sit on my face with it's divine ass"
>you beat a wild salazzle and she raises her legs like this
Wat do?
>>6654023
or really just acknowledge what arceus is in general
>>6654041
>Throw pokeball
>Capture her
>Bring her out
>????
>Profit
>>6654041
Finish it off.
>>6654090
i would acknowlege that fucking arceus would be simply divine
>>6654456
>"holy shit this is so damn good"
>hear arceus audibly chuckle and notice their orifice slightly tightens around you a little more while that happens as a side effect
>>6654456
Maybe, or having him fuck your throat
Are there any pokemon where you think the shiny version is way better?
Just gonna post this here.
>>6647129
>that pic
>best
oi m8 im laffing
>>6654590
i love shiny scolipede.
regular is great but the shiny one is perfect
i want to fuck the NEET bug
pic unrelated but i want to fuck diancie
>>6656278
me too anon
>>6656455
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>>6646719
>Normie memes
>iFunny
You're the faggot, faggot. You probably need help, too.
>>6656455
>>6656534
us 3 anons have good taste
bump
>>6636146
>>6637315
>>6639656
>>6650250
YY YY EEEEE SSSSS
YYYY EE S
YY EEE SSSSS
YY EEEEE SSSSS
>>6651782
>having taste this shit
Not even worth wasting a reaction image on.
>>6658915
edited out the internal shot because i didn't really like it
otherwise 10/10 pic, good upload anon
>>6624881
sauce?
>>6656029
>Becoming a hikkomori together with Swadloon to have sex all day
I can only dream.
Cum inside your pokemon everyday!
>>6660290
>having so much sex that both and swadloon faint and pass the rest of the day sleeping and cuddling
i agree
>>6662154
is there some sort of skullfuck fetish involved in liking this face ball?
>>6662342
i want to fuck the key fairy
>>6654041
I would start licking that wonderful pussy to get as many of pheromones as possible. Then when the aphrodisiac clouds my mind to the point where I can't take it any more, I would take her in a frenzy of hurried, wanting thrusts, powerless to stop, until I explode inside of her. I would give every drop I could until I am exhausted, when I would snuggle her to sleep.
>>6663321
>Prankster activated!
>Klefki used Imprison!
Serves you right for trusting lock pokemon.
>>6663917
but klefki can't learn pound
>>6639925
I want to paint eevee's backdoor white.
I want a Mimikyu to be my cock sleeve so bad.
>>6658915
You have good taste, anon.
Have this pic of an eevee getting smothered by a goodra's fat, slimy ass.
Would you a goodra?
>>6664842
I want several eevees as my children, and I raise them all to be a different eeveelution, treating them all with love and respect.
[spoiler]Not that I would stop them if they perchance wanted me to give them a different kind of love.[/spoiler]
>>6665702
Who wouldn't a slimy sexy dragon?
>>6666166
>Crop
For what fucking purpose
>>6665137
Damn...
>>6666177
Ads cuz it was sent to me on a mobile
Disaster-mon anyone?
>>6666177
What is living with an over-affectionate slime dragon like?
>>6666240
Disaster-mon.
>>6666281
>>6666312
>>6666332
>>6666363
>>6666394
Just a few more for now!
>>6666406
>>6666426
>>6666438
Last one, also one of my favs
Any requests of mons that're semi-common?
>>6667022
anything avian
>>6667047
anything specific?
>>6667114
nah
>>6667022
Is honedge/aegislash a possibility?
Miltank could also use some new art.
>>6667128
Hmm.. alright
>>6667177
not a drawfag, just bored, got nothin better to do, I'll look around though
>>6667022
yeah for one of the pokemon with little to no porn
cryogonal
also is it wierd that i find cryogonal to be cute?
>>6667177
I'm sure you've already seen most of the stuff though
>>6667258
Not sure if I can help ya too much there, bud
>>6667258
Not at all.
Although, sexual acts with it might be challenging.
Peeling your frozen cum off would be quite the task.
>>6667294
Unfortunately, you are correct.
>>6667258
nothing wrong with finding it cute, just so out there that there's very little art
>>6667369
I'm looking around for anything decent tho
>>6667369
>>6667537
>>6667617
sorry about the delay, had to go afk
>>6667923
Think that's all I can do for honedge/aegislash though, anything else?
>>6667177
I'll get back to posting avian stuff, unless someone has another request?
Are people still here? or am I just bumping a dead thread?
>>6668203
Lurking
my connection is being crap, doesn't look like I can bump anymore
>>6668456
let's try this again though..
>>6668480
finally got one to go through, trying to post from my own collection
>>6668494
>>6668518
>>6668537
>>6668456
You really shouldn't bump a thread so much.
You just go through them faster that way.
By the way when will be able to customize our pokemon in the games?
I want to give them lewd piercings.
>>6668558
>>6668564
I thought people liked faster threads for more content, I can slow it down if people wish
>>6637897
DON'T MASTURBATE WITH BLENDERS OR ROTATING THINGS, YOU CUM BLOOD
>>6668602
>people liked faster threads
People only like fast threads if theres a bunch of people discussing things not just one guy dumping.
>>6668935
Fair enough
what are some under-appreciated mons that need more porn
>>6669088
magikarp
>>6667999
Thank you.
Aegislash stuff is really hard to find, so I appreciate it.
>>6669088
oricorio, those new dancing birds
>>6669088
not enough good art of this doggo
>Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Vulpix
>Post your desired harem
Just my Vulpix is a monogamous marriage for life worshiping her spread fortune cookie
>Post the pokemon you want to breed
VULPIX
>>6669287
>Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Meloetta
>Post your desired harem
Lopunny, Kirlia, Meloetta, Dusknoir, Roserade, Mew
>Post the pokemon you want to breed
Braixen, no doubt
>Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
buzzwole
>Post your desired harem
buzzwole, giratina, darkrai, deoxys
>Post the pokemon you want to breed
im not into that
We post lists of all our desired, fuckable pocket monsters.
Gen 1: Charmander, raichu, vulpix, ninetales, arcanine, eevee, jolteon, flareon, vaporeon, mewtwo, mew
gen 2: espeon, umbreon, entei, suicune, lugia, celebi
gen 3: sceptile, blaziken, mightyena, mawile, roselia, absol, zangoose, kirlia, gardevoir, latias
gen 4: luxray, roserade, buizel, floatzel, lopunny, glameow, garchomp, riolu, lucario, weavile, leafeon, glaceon, froslass, uxie, mesprit, azelf, shaymin
gen 5: leavanny, zoroark, cincinno, deerling, mienshao, virizion, meloetta
gen 6: braixen, delphox, meowstic, sylveon
Gen 7: lurantis, primarina, lycanroc, tsareena, tapu lele, tapu koko, meowth (alola), vulpix (alola), ninetales (alola), steenee
jirachi is horny and asks you that she will exchange sex for one wish.
what's your wish /trash/?
>>6671093
Her to become my eternal submissive sex slave that gets uncontrollably aroused by taking orders from me.
My waifu is Tsareena, but this picture does it for me on so many levels.
>>6671093
Infinite wishes.
She has to do it or I won't fuck her.
>>6666455
New thread?
New thread: >>6674812