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me on the left

why do you make them so early

>>6620801
How am I supposed to read this?

dotsy isn't cute

i just used my friends fleshlight

i just used my friend as a fleshlight

id?

i just used my fleshlight as a friend

i used my flesh as a friend light

i wish someone would use me as their fleshfriend

i want to use dotsy as a fleshlight

oh

i feel cucked

*fleshlights human*
nice dubs

check

i said CHECK

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JESUS CHRIST
you DID it

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yeah
i did

you did me

yeah
i did
is that bad

x///x

do me too

why should i

i bought a liter of hot sauce

why would you

because hot sauce is funking great on pizza

what the fuck is wrong with you

eat shit you weaksauce pizza eater

human must be fucked

>try to look for a sudoku app
>all of the free ones have ads
>all of them ask for money to disable ads

why

what happened to the good old days when ads didnt even exist

why do ads ruin everything

eat a fucking dick cumslut

*shitposts*

*cumposts*

*pissposts*

someone diaperfur RP with me pls

why what happened?
did baby soil diaper?

yes :x

>>6621774
cute

looks like someone needs a diaper changing station

>>6621884
lewd

i want to be dotsy's fleshlight :x

>>6625222
nice trips

i also want to be fucked by dotsy's feminine penis whenever she wants to

dtsy snt ct

>>6625272
lewd and thanks
>>6625306
lewd

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i want to be fucked senseless by dotsys gigantic slippery cock
i want h** to come inside me and make my stomach bulge
just thinking about it makes me hard

>>6625382

>>6624210
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
also use blackmart to download paid apps free and boom no ads

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>>6625382
>her cock

>>6626229
does it need a root

>>6626344
nope
just google blackmart alpha or something like that
just enable downloads from external sources somewhere in your settings if you havent already
ironically enough the app itself has ads but its worth it
nice dubs

thank

ur welcum bby

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mfw new earphones

I want to get my ass stretched out by a hot tf2g

dotsy isn't cute

I want dotsy to stretch out my ass

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*wakes up*

human
have you ever played with your butt before

yes I got p**p on my hands

oh
ew
awgh god
i did not need to know that

>>6630363
you are NOT me

human is a disgusting tr*ny that doesn't know how to take care of h**self

um

am i human? :x

can someone give me dotsys nudes already

im epic

i think

human stop being a little baby and come to the irc

>>6630590
stop being a baby Human and come back to the IRC so larry can bully you

man these noodles are really fuckinng spicy
*breathes fire*

i took a shower

>the irc
which one

the first one dummy dum dum

um

the tf2g irc

but i dont play tf2

neither does 50% of the people in there

i want to mount human and make her cum on my belly while i creampie her

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i took my m*ds

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>you will never pass

um

take my ****s

i played a osu song and it reminded me of human

do i remind you of me

yeah

im gonna go through and delete a lot of my porn

what standards should I hold? like what should i keep and what should i delete

>>6632662
delete all of it

Remember that when you look at your porn that's your way of admitting you will never be able to uphold a stable relationship ever

no I'm not going to do that and I also don't think that is an accurate claim

>be into dominant tentacle rape
>never be able to date a person with tentacles
>delet all ur porn
its like i can't even get off to normies anymore

i have too much drawn porn im gonna sort my actual porn folder instead

>real porn
XD

>he doesn't like cock

ok i deleted a bunch of shitty low quality/unarousing pics

dotsy isn't arousing

who?

dotsy

pics

dotsy

you are not me

who is not you

d o t s y

you're not dotsy

anonymous

um

okay


*ums*

>>6621811
>>6621822
>>6622144
>>6622222 (damn)
>>6623111
>>6625222
>>6626344
>>6628944
>>6629022
>>6631600
>>6632788
>>6632833
>>6633000
>>6633022
fucking CHECKED

*checks your butt*

...nice

my tf2g pals say i have a nice butt

you are not me

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replace girl with """girl""" and its me irl

my head hurts

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

how

why

why not

&&&&& &&&& &&&&

&&&&& &&&& &&&&&&

isnt cute

i want to &&&& dotsy

& & &

u.u

n.n

nwn

xion isnt cute

prove it

am i isnt cute

ask kiriikp

*makes dotsy cute again*

dotsy isn't cute

thats why im campainging to make him cute again you fuck

dotsy is cute don't fall for the propaganda

we're going to build a wall and make the cocksuckers pay for it

i suck

prove it

*is fucking terrible at everything*
is this enough proof

how are you terrible

^^^^
^^
are you me

i dont know
it just happens by itself
people tell me to "be yourself" so it just happens

^no fuck off i am me

its okay
no matter who you meet they can do something better than you
which means no matter who you meet you can do something better than them

i dont see how first thing relates to the other

i meant to reply to @505 but my post had a big delay

https://discord.gg/FA2Hz

fag-o-trons

that discord is a disaster

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>>6630272
>wakes up

agree

dumb frogposter

where can i download a dubs script

where can i download a script to kill myself

>tfw love song
>bridge absolutely sucks
fu ck

i dont even know what a bridge is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_(music)

>a contrastingsectionthat prepares for the return of the original material section
what

a part of the song that sound different than the main part of the song

oh
whats the song that you love

i dont want to say

what
why not

^
^^

oh

why cant i join the discord

who said that

it says the link is invalid and i got kicked

xion put a new link i want more people in there

xion you fat bald bastard
put a god damn link right now

this general is such a novelty

i dont know how you could spend more than a week here

I want my ass stretched out by a hot tf2g

tfw this guy came onto me and likes me a lot

dotsy isn't cute

yo this is some good WEED

>when someone erps with you and says your dick is pathetic when in reality your dick is bigger than theirs and they don't know

:3

awkward

>>6643411
post pics dotsy

i am not s**

>i am not shy
even better

she not shy

how do i get this guy to add me

he has an alt account with an /id/ that i want and he hasnt been using it in a long time

i sent him a friend request a month ago and he still didnt decline it despite being online

whats the id you want

its my steam nickname

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i made coffee

who makes coffee in 3 am are you crazy

>>6643486
why do you think that was me

@568
what's your steam nickname

but its 9am

>>6643620
i dont want to say

add me id/

^^^its like human's but shorter

>>6643679
oh okay

um

please add me and fuck me

cuck me

i dont want to be cucked

ok
*cucks u*

how do i know if my butt is small or big

ask your tf2g pals

i don't trust them with pics of my butt

post ass here

what kind of pals are those

the pals on this thread

if I can squeeze my ass and have it fill my hand does that mean its big

PLEASE REPLY

depends

on what

the size of your ass
and
the size of your hand

>when ur @zz so big u look lik dat dude from the BK commercials xD

when i

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@6644276
but that's what im asking

how do i figure out if its big or not

you can post a picture of it with your hand in your ass and then i can tell you accurately 100% if your butt is big

but that wouldn't show the fatness if it was just with my hand on it

then try posting it without your hand
i dont guarantee an accurate result without your hand in your butt but i will try my best

may i ask what you know about fat butts

do you have a bachelors degree in ass rating

i have a phd in pornography and i can get you a job if i can just see what you're talkin about

job doing what

to know youll have to post a picture of your butt first from 3 different angles

what angles

front objective and isometric views
include scale if you can

give me an example, do i need to be nude?

yes definitely
full nude
good lighting is necessary too

you're not going to masturbate to the pics are you

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me in the middle

that would be unprofessional of me
the only purpose is to qualify you for porn
you have the porn company's promise to not share classified information

post your butt already
we havent had ocs since antmeat

i don't want to

please

why

please please

why

please please please

give me a reason

*gives you a kiss*

dont kiss me

i want to opposite of kiss dotsy

does that mean sex

n

what does it mean

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i dont want to say

are women really NPCs

is sharing really caring

does humans butt really look like a peach

i look like a bitch

you are not me

whats that pic from

youtube dot com

you are NOT me

am i human

no

i think

the pic is from a video posted in the irc............... therefore............... there is an irc user here

but i found the video on reddit

you are not me

username checks out

is there really a reddit user in the irc

>>6645874
you are not me

check me out

>>6645878
um

https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/

dotsy isn't milky

i watched this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fvtgt736lo and it made me sad and angry

wow it made me angry too
like why the fuck do people capitalize all the letters in the titles of their videos ugh

it pissed me off too
thick english accents are annoying

that's not why it made me sad and angry i just watched this one and this made me sad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohrQCzZsgIw

sad!

you are not me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vdN15--hro this one too i should stop watching these

what the hell
thats supposed to make you happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqyChjVdM3E
this too

that was relatable
also its supposed to make you happy too what the fuck
are you watching them until the end

yeah i am, that latest one makes me want to completely break everything off with the person that likes me, why would they like me of all people

did you not understand the fucking message of the video

i did, what i said was exactly what the video said people do when they don't love themselves enough and think no one else would love them either

>what i said was exactly what the video said people do when they don't love themselves enough and think no one else would love them either
what did she mean by this

what i said made sense

can you idiot just listen to everything from 1:45 onwards more carefully

i did the first time what are you expecting me to catch listen to the line at 1:40

im being negative i understand the positive view to the video but i would prefer to ignore it

anonymous should start using punctuation or line breaks or something to make her posts more legible

i think

i think anonymous number 6646008 is a depressed retard and 6646011 is just a retard

um

his posts are clearly fully legible since i can understand them
you are a retard

i dont think im depressed ive been this way for too long for it to be a generic quirky trait like depression

they could be clearer though

its like reading bad handwriting

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this is fucked

i do not think there is anything wrong with how im speaking perhaps you are not a native english speaker and therefore it is more difficult for you to perceive where punctuation would be

^^^^then youre just a sad retard
the video is specificly trying to help you with the insecurities you have but you choose to ignore the help and instead just listen to what you already know for some fucking reason
maybe that channel should make a video about this
^^sad retard

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1c/Soldier_robot27.wav?t=20111028121130

im reading anonymouses posts in this voice

>anonymouses
you cannot complain about anyone's english

whats inherently wrong with being sad

um

i dont know
whats inherently wrong with anything

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rate my watch history

i was going to post something but i forgot what it was

are you really going to break up with someone just because you hate yourself

a

i only am with them because they like me and i dont want to hurt them the video itself says not to do that as it is essentially torture

i want to torture dotsy

wow you are really a sad retard
sure go ahead and do whatever the fuck you want im sure breaking up with them will be make them feel really good

i dont love them as much as they love me

someone once said something along the lines of "the world is not our responsibility, so just sit back and enjoy yourself watching it burn"
so make sure to tell us how the breakup goes

really makes me think how earlier you were telling me to be positive about the videos but now you are actively belittling me for listening to them

>yeah i am, that latest one makes me want to completely break everything off with the person that likes me, why would they like me of all people
>i did, what i said was exactly what the video said people do when they don't love themselves enough and think no one else would love them either

watching a three minute video is unlikely to fix your issues

but the truth is that you are lovable and if you cant accept that you are a dum dum

>you are lovable and if you cant accept that you are a dum dum
you dont even know him lmao

yeah what he said

being lovable is an inherent quality that every human is born with

so when exactly did you stop being lovable

dotsy isn't lovable

why did i make it so early
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