Give me 36 tributes
>>659828
Maria and Harusame
Garnet
>>659828
Rachnera
Klopp
Sober Tsun
>>659808
At least I don't have to wear spandex to get even a semblance of having breasts!
Celed
Ebrietas
Kaiki HoliDeishuu
>>659828
Ririchiyo
Mami
New York City FC
>>659828
Laura Bodewig
>gift boxes captcha wot
>>659828
Maya Shimon
Lord Beerus
Fegelein
Araragi
Seth Rollins
The Cutest Undead
Kneesocks
Best Girl 2.0
NUDIST BEACH KAMINA
Maria's Bane
>>659802
How are you today?
>>659806
>Eats it anyway
Thank you!
>>659847
>Holy shit where the fuck have you been?
Should be asleep Izaya
Wild Tiger
Isabelle!
Haitch
Karin
Hajime Hinata
>>659840
>Cele-D
Shinobu
Hat
Popura!
>>659868
I spot a Shinobutt
The Damned
>>659812
Oh I know~
>slowly brings arms around waist
But I'm very determined to show you.... my strength~
>>659820
O-oh well um...
>Does proper bow
>Raises head
So how have you been?
>>659827
>>659861
Go to bed upside down America man...
>>659841
That would be interesting to see!~
>>659860
S-sorry about the bite... I sorta... got hungry on the way here!
Not a moment's rest, eh?
Shitty OC
Haru
snek
WAKE ME UP
>>659840
Celes*
>>659874
Noooo~
>>659882
>>659840
>>659879
Kek been a while and forgot my image already
>>659828
Sentry-Kun
>>659860
My day had just began. A little more rest is needed, but rather well.
Anything new with you?
>>659874
My day had just began. I feel a little tired. But well..
You?
>>659874
It's fine mister knight
>>659879
>Good to have you back though.
>>659871
No you don't....
http://whenisthenextsteamsale.com
For those who are interrested
Hellooo!!
Check em!
>>659839
I've got boobs, you annoying bitch.
>>659824
Cmere you!
>>659889
>did I ever mention that my games saves are gone?
>>659847
>>659893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixnpVpTDY8A
>>659894
Teeny tiny ones!
>>659892
Another loud entrance, huh?
>>659893
Looks proper.
>>659893
It looks wonderful!
Lets get this show going.
>>659890
Yes I diiid~
>>659874
Y-You really shouldn't be doing something like this... There are people watching...
>>659896
No! Not you again! Stay back!
I have a restraining order!
>>659893
Looks good
>>659888
No not really.
>>659892
Hi there.
>>659895
>Nope, and that's shit.
>>659879
>It's just 10 o'clock
Get your fucking times right faggot.
>>659883
I'll read you a bedtime story~
>>659888
I haven't been to sleep all night, been too busy researching things again! And I don't feel tired at al-
>Falls face first onto floor
>Snores
>>659889
That's Miss Knight!
>>659892
Hello there!~
>>659893
Ready to murder my friends in cold blood!.... W-wait that didn't come out right...
>>659904
Maybe I want them to see~
Let's begin!
Rest in peace supermodel girl..
>>659902
No you didn't...!!
>>659893
I I win I suck the hosts dick.
>>659912
I'll keep it a secret.
>>659892
....
>>659893
Looks well.
>>659907
Hmmm... Very well.
Maya what is your age?
I find it odd a child is here...
>>659911
Apologies for my late arrival
>>659905
Restraining orders mean nothing!
Come on, let me hug you more! Let me touch you more! Let me lick you more!
>>659911
Wha-
How?
>>659911
You need to be better than that.
>>659900
Loud??? Oh! Umm...
Oops!
>Whispers
How's this???
>>659907
Hey! Hi!
What's your name??
I'm Popura Taneshima!
Nice to meet you!
>>659910
Ohhh! A knight!!
I've never seen a knight before!
Who are you?
>>659916
...
>>659917
>>659905
Wow, you're really a degenerate, Araragi.
>>659911
A supermarket.
Test
>>659915
You'd better...
I'm going to bed. Since I died already.
>>659910
>Fuck I'm tired, can't even get that right
Sorry miss!
>>659911
Owe
>>659916
I'm ten years old, why?
>>659920
Nice to meet you Popura, I'm Maya, Maya Shimon, the youngest of the Saviors.
>>659920
Better, definitely.
>>659899
First of all, no they're not. Second, stop staring at my chest.
>>659893
>equips IS
Well then lets go.
>>659908
Fucking Tanzanian time.
>>659917
Noooooo!!
>>659910
Is...I mean, should we really be doing this?
>>659911
This is nice... Much better than killing...
Lest we forget;
Greetings tributes.
>>659923
Can't post images I guess. Eh
>>659910
Read me the one where you destroy your mind making an imaginary friend, and then after years of mental health issues you eventually just go to your dad's gun cabinet and put his gun in your mouth and pull the trigger like you should do irl. YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING DEGERATE!
>>659923
CONGRATULATIONS ANON!
YOUR TEST WAS A SUCCESS!
>>659924
Sound cake sounds grand right about now!
>>659933
hi silver
>>659933
There are -multiple- of you chtonic elder god-like beings here?!
>>659924
Just keep walking. There's nothing to see here.
>>659924
>>659933
>rattles
>>659931
Yeah shits fucked.
And I gotta get up at like 5am to fucking drive to Launceston for some dumb fucking meeting.
>>659924
>>659925
Sleep tight!
>>659924
>
>>659924
Sorry. These things are equipped with jetpacks too.
>>659933
Hello best candy bar.
>>659921
There's nothing degenerate about spending time with your friends.
>>659924
Dammit Seth!
>>659931
Don't struggle! It makes it harder to remove your panties.
>>659910
*Wrap a tentacle around undead, bringing her close*
*Begins to hum while hugging her*
>>659920
*Approaches the child*
*Raises one of her tendrils*
>>659924
*Growls*
Not you again..
I'll leave you alone
>>659933
.......
>>659926
Where are your parents or guardians?
>>659928
I do it non-sexually, unlike you, so it's okay! Plus I have glasses, which means I'm the smartest and therefore win this argument!
I have to go anyways, so don't even bother trying to insult me again! Dork!
>>659924
It was accidental, I swear.
>>659939
What exactly counts as a god?
>>659946
You know what goes good with cake?
The blood of my enemies~!
>>659924
A snowman bomb! It's perfect!
>>659933
Ooookay...
>>659946
You'll never catch me!
>>659946
I bet it's a ghost.
>>659946
Your mind shall be mine!
Hmmm...?
Where could that feline God went to...?
>>659950
You're trying to molest her.
>>659931
...You alright?
>>659954
Really, it's more of a figurative term in this case.
They're just weird, powerful and disgusting, that's about it.
>>659946
you're much too slow to catch me!
>>659955
That's un-hygienic, darling sister~!
>>659939
We are not one of the outside beings.
>>659944
Sssssssnek.
>>659948
You smell familiar, but you do not look familiar.
>>659951
.......
>>659956
Indeed.
>>659945
Go the fuck to sleep.
>>659950
No!
That makes you a rapist!
>>659921
He really is a degenerate!
>>659946
That was too lucky!
>>659946
Later.
>>659960
Enough of this. He has enough injuries to deal with.
>>659946
Learned the trick from The Cerebral Assassin.
>>659959
Powerful you say?
>>659920
>Strikes a dramatic pose
I am The Great Undead! I am the strongest of them all and doesn't afraid of anything!
>>659926
Don't worry about it, to be fair I was a- er nevermind...
>>659932
Oh, are you embarssed about something?~ Don't worry, I won't judge~
>>659933
Heya Sliver!
>>659935
There once was a bunch of faggots, they were so mentally fucked and friendless they made friends in their heads by splitting their psych, and eventually became insane and killed themselves thus ridding us of their defective genes! Theeeee end~
>>659946
MY SNOWMOBILE! YOU BITCH!
>>659951
>Death grip hugs tentacle
>SO THIS IS THE LEGENDARY UNDEAD STRENGTH?!
>>659960
I FOUND ANOTHER ONE! YAAAAAAAAAA-
>Clunk
What was that?
>Clunk
...
>Clunk
Oh well!
>>659964
why did you ignore me, silver? :( that's rude
>>659959
No, we're just playing.
>>659960
Well, you're no fun.
>>659963
Oh come on sister, its only a figure of speech..mostly.
I think I might just be getting to wrapped up in this~!
>>659965
Make me.
>>659951
My sister is busy running an Academy, but I'm fine by myself, as long as I'm with nice people.
>>659960
NOBODY RUINS MY ANTICS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
>>659968
I'd have to imagine a "god" is pretty powerful.
>>659964
I meant it in a figurative sense. What I'm trying to say is you look like the spawn of Cthulhu.
>>659969
Greetings, knight.
>>659965
No it doesn't, we're just bonding.
>>659960
MY LIMBS
Couldn't you have come sooner for christ's sakes ?!
>>659969
You were a male.
>>659972
Of course, it's only natural for you to become embroiled in your sport of choice! Far be it from me to try to satiate your bloodlust through words!
>>659969
Now read me the one about the extreme role players!
>>659960
Is this one of those things that are super cool and nobody is around to see them?
>>659964
...I'm not going to ask.
>>659969
You're the one wr-wrapping your arms around me like that...
>>659976
Like the power of antics?
>fegelein
>>659959
I can always snap his neck if he gets too close.
>>659960
Meh... they're dead from the first shot.
>>659964
No one you should really remember.
>>659973
>knocks him out cold
>>659978
That is not bonding! That is raping!
>>659960
Sounds like the pizza arrived!
>opens door
>snek shoots venom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S IN MY FACE
>>659976
You look like a shaved monkey.
>>659985
About the hat?
>>659987
Everything is a lesson. Every story needs to be remembered. Who are you?
>>659987
>Starts bleeding
>>659980
Oh my, a new addition to my shit list!
How lovely.
>>659960
It appears we are slow..
>>659964
*Approaches the beasts*
*Raises one of her tendrils*
>>659969
.......?
I do question your mental health undead.
*Hugs her*
>>659974
Hmm.... It appears you can be a little to trusting towards others...
>>659980
Everybody hates Seth.
>>659980
That looks pretty cool, huh?
>>659989
About what *you* are.
>>659980
Why does everyone want to kill me ? I'm not that bad when you know me personally !
I bet it's because you're all jealous of the slammy I rightfully won yesterday.
>>659977
Been a while, how's life been going for you?
>>659980
You owe me Seth!
>>659981
I-I uh... well, yes, but it's a bit more complicated then that...
>>659984
No, go the fuck to sleep already!
>>659985
Oh I am~
>Suddenly suplexes
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>659993
WHY WAS I HEAR IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
>>659994
>Loud Snore
Soft......Kimono....
>>659994
Of course, I have no reason not to trust people.
>>659999
What about the inability to be killed?
>fegelein
>>659980
It's still here!
>>659987
Raping requires sex, I'm not going that far.
>>659993
AAAAAH NOT THE SUN!
Wait this shouldn't happen! Whyyyy?!
>>659983
Of course, I haven't been this excited and filled with bloodlust for years!
Oh I think this might just be my daaay!
Wish me luck, Sister.
>>659993
I'm living a life of luxury!
>>660002
It was glorious, fella. And in celebration if you actually havign the balls to show up, i Brogue Kicked Roman's cousins for you.
>>660003
How so?
>>659993
There's something out there.
>>660009
Watch yourselves.
>>659994
Remain where you are or you will be dealt with, outsider.
>>659999
Look around, human. Your kin is not as strong in numbers as you think it to be.
>>660001
Why not?
>>660003
We are still hunting.
>>659995
Tell me something I don't know.
>>659993
You can't kill me you nerds ! My rigs will protect me until the end haha !
B-but if you could not try this again, that'd be appreciated.
>>659980
I am too good with this.
>>659989
Laura Bodewig.
>>659991
>covers wound with plaster
Goodnight.
>>659993
I can kill all the players! Now all I have to do is... what kind of poison should I do...
>>659999
Does it matter.. he's trying to get into my pants!
>>660006
>walks towards where there is a sun
None for you!
>>660009
Sword play huh?
How about laser swords.
>>660017
I get the feeling I won't understand...
>>660019
>Image
>>659993
The is best for cover.
>>660003
I wonder what she dreams of...?
*Slowly side a tendrils into her ear, reaching her brain*
>>660009
I have wings...
*Flies*
>>660004
Hmmm....
I do believe some beings cannot be trusted.
>>660017
....A threats?
>>660018
>>660023
I never miss the second shot.
>>660009
I'm not comfortable with having the red-skinned demon in our party.
>>660023
The important thing is not that I failed, but that he's dead!
>>660021
A name is just sound.
Who are you?
>>660022
It is for you decide wether you wish to find out.
>>660024
A promise. What do you want, outsider.
>>660005
Gods can be killed if you try hard enough, I'm sure.
>>660017
>looks around
...So?
>>660021
Sunlight doesn't usually work on him - try something else. He's still subject to pain, so you know.
>>660023
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME
>>660003
Please~
>>660021
H-Help... me.... dy.... ing...
>>660023
*Sleep soundly*
>>660023
Darn
>>660021
I said I'm not doing it! I just wanted to tae your panties off.
>>660030
Well you see my death is simply temporary
>>660023
>>660027
>>660028
I CALLED IT
WE SHOULD HAVE THROW HER FROM THE TOWER WHEN WE COULD HAVE
Pff, at least you're dead too, your goal was pointless in the end. How does that feel huh ?
>>660023
Wha...? What the hell was that?!
>>660029
I think I'm content right now...
>>660037
You suck, Ririchiyo! You couldn't keep us alive before, either!
>>660037
*Sigh*
Yet again...
>>660037
damn it, look where you're falling next time...
>>660023
Safer location for me to rest. At least that pervert dies already.
>>660029
Laura Bodewig I told you.
>>660032
Stop being a wuss. Your wounds are covered.
>>660030
I know a few things yes.
>>660038
Still makes you a bad pervert!
>karate chops his head
>>660037
Maria's bane huh. I could always use this...
>>660042
My goal was to have you dead, mister Rollins, My fate means not to my goal!
>>660037
I will end you, fox.
>>660024
The only creatures I'm afraid to go near are Metaphysicals.
>>660050
>Takes panties off
>>660012
Well... I was originally a male... but happened upon a spell, and it wasn't labeled or anything, so I used it... and well... this happened, but I am not some half there kinda of girl, I'm 100% female now, the spell changed everything.
>>660017
Hunting for what?
>>660019
>Quickly stands up and puts boot on butt triumphantly
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STRONGEST UNDEEEEAAAAAAD!
>>660024
>First person view
>Eyes closed
>sighs contently
>Opens eyes
>looks up at a certain pink kimono wearing guy
>Looks back down
This sure is peaceful.... almost.... too peaceful... wait...
>Wakes up
>Sniffs
Uh... what are you...
>>660032
In the words of Samuel L. Jackson: "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP"
>>660041
Isn't the same true for everyone present?
>>660050
Oh, and his eyes heal slowly - go for the eyes.
>>660054
Watch out!
>>660054
>>660059
fucking tranny
>>660054
I'm just glad I didn't slip on some ice!
>>660059
M-My head...
>>660054
I really need to sit down and write more events for this slide.
>>660050
Ow ow ow! What the hell?!
>takes your leag and spins you around
>>660029
Your mind...
I want to see it..
>>660055
You say they share my appearance?
>>660059
.... My word... That was...different..
Finally I have some time for the games
I wanna dance with some one!
here's the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4YWyuXeIg
>>660054
..............
I am not....
>Ge-Ge.. what is with that event...... not cute at all....
>>660057
>blasts his head off
Die pervert.
>>660060
But that is horrible...
>>660070
>uses Schwarzer Regen to poke his eye
Goddammit! I just have to do that...
>>660073
Old or new?
>>660030
This is not "your territory". You do not get any perks for being human. You are on your own.
>>660043
If that is what you choose.
>>660059
Food. Strength. Life.
>>660071
You will not, you are not of ours.
>>660060
No because that applies to me canonically
>fegelein
>>660069
>>660051
That's nonsense, there is no point in accomplishing a mission if it's to die achieving it. You're just as dumb as these idiotic kamikazes who think their pitiful sacrifices mean anything !
And why me anyway ?
>>660059
That's weird.
>>660071
In somewhat a manner, all Metaphysicals are different, but are easily recognizable.
>>660050
I can feel blood everywhere...
>>660059
In the words of me.
"Yeah, nah"
>>660076
Is this what I think it is...
>>660069
This should be useful.
>>660075
I'd dance with you anon,
But unfortunately, I don't understand Spanish.
>>660081
Eh, Took your name out of a hat.
>>660069
>>660061
Psst, Garnet. Take this.
>>660069
>>660076
Things change, these aren't cute games anymore
>>660077
Im not the RKO Dipper if that clear some clouds
>>660069
Oh my- THIS IS AWESOME!
>>660078
It is.
>>660076
Crap!
>>660088
Hey Garnet, look at this!
>Throws
>>660087
Thanks, Luna.
>>660088
I'm getting so tired of you, Hinata.
>>660076
Don't gouge them out - just poke them, or someth-
Oh. Good job.
>>660078
This is nobody's territory, really.
>>660091
Heh.
>>660050
You do not understand.
That was to be expected.
>>660064
I'm not Caitlyn Jenner though
>>660066
O-oh, are you ok?
>>660071
W-what was different... Wait were you just inside my head?
>>660078
Hey sounds like me, just mostly I want food and strength!
>>660082
And painful! just imagine every growth spurt you've every had, and times the pain by 10 and happening all at once!
>>660083
Do what you want, but you're not getting any cake since you're being bad!
>>660076
>fondles breasts
>>660093
That boring old horse is not here right now, but shh.
>>660096
I haven't had them yet.
>>660078
You speak as if you are a hivemind..
>>660082
Yet... You called me one when we first met..
>>660096
...Yes I was in your mind...
>>660097
I should start a count of how much I get in the top four.
>>660083
Just go to sleep already.
>drops a bottle of chloroform
>>660084
What is it...
>>660091
I gotta thank that creepy old dude for this...
>>660088
And this is why I don't trust the arena!
>>660094
Good. Thanks man. Well at least that helps....
>>660098
>kicks
What is wrong with anons these days
>>660096
>
>>660097
Wh...Why me...?
>>660094
Precisely.
>>660101
We speak because others lack true communication. If we did not need to interact with others, we would not speak at all.
>>660096
Oh shit ninja!
Going the fuq to bed now.
Gotta get dat cake.
>>660104
No.... You.... Zzzz
>>660094
It's not funny!
>>660104
Never do that again!
>>660101
That's because you look like a fortress class Metaphysical. (That's if I remembered it correctly)
>>660104
Are you that German girl?
>>660108
If they're asleep is isn't as wrong...right?
>>660108
>>660104
Ah, no problem. I got a real kick out of it, anyways.
>>660110
Hm...
Heh.
>>660114
Maria dies, second place for her again
>>660114
What the hell am I becoming...?
>>660110
Same goes to you!
>>660113
Ja, thats me.
>>660118
You seem enjoying looking at him in pain though.
>>660116
>>660121
Let the blood lust flow through you, Hajime,
It feels absolutely spectacular!
>>660114
>>660119
You're so smart anon, nicely done.
Congratise, Hajime!
>>660121
A survivor
>>660124
>>660107
Hmmm.....
Are you of the race known as Kin?
>>660112
I believe this classification is based on size or power..
>>660126
Stats, thanks for having me.
I'll write more events when I have the motivation to do so.
>>660100
Oh well, their not that bad, so don't worry, but my point is, my entire body changed shape into my current bodies form
>>660101
>Turns super red
W-w-w-w-what did you just see?!
>>660106
O-oh no... I uh...
>Takes out box
>Takes out bandages
J-just stay still for a moment...
>Wraps head in bandages
T-this isn't going to help if it's a concussion...
>Puts head on lap
D-don't get the wrong idea or anything! Y-you can't just rest you head on the hard ground or it'll just get worse...
>>660109
GOOD, NOW GO TO BED
>>660122
Isn't your name Laura? Nice to meet you, it's the cool uncle you never had Klopp.
>>660126
>>660130
I knew Maria would get second... Because I can never get first.
>>660118
Do I have to call a middleschool kid with a steel tube?
>>660122
Fine! Next time I'll leave your panties on, I'll go for the bra.
>>660125
...
>>660126
I'm not sure if I should be proud... But thank you regardless...
>>660130
No.
>>660096
The way you gain strength differs from our own.
>>660130
Congratulations, Hajime.
Thanks for hosting!
>>660130
Thanks for hosting mate
>>660137
Oh just give in you big baby,
It's not going to hurt anybody, at least in here,
Let it go, Hajime, Just let it goooooo.
>>660130
Congrats, Hinata.
Thanks for hosting, Haru.
>>660104
I want to lick Laura's shoes clean
>>660129
It's a threat level mostly, but yes.
>>660131
But you still have male armor on.
>>660130
Congrats, thank you for hosting.
>I'm crying inside that my main will never win another game ever.
>>660122
Degenerate perverts like him deserve the pain.
>>660135
How did you find out about -that-?
Did Gaen tell you?
>>660131
A male... That male you have affection for....
>>660130
Well done human
>>660130
And I lost againsg a nudist beach... this is embarassing.
>>660133
Oh it's klopp again. How is your football club. Still losing I guess?
>>660135
None for you! Pervert.
>>660126
Good job
>>660143
Shion if this is one of your antics... it isn't funny.
>>660131
Ugh...not completely dark...huh...?
>>660141
I didn't ask for therapy...
>>660146
That is true... that is true.
>>660150
Shut up...I'm going to get Reus and Ter Stegen soon....How are the refugees?
>>660151
Don't! Talk about her as if she is what brings me down.
>>660153
Well, you're getting it anyway, you big baby!
>>660146
I don't need to ask Gaen and get into another debt, I have my own ways.
>>660150
But I want to see if they are cute!
>>660151
Forgive us. It was an oversight.
>>660129
No.
>>660157
Why would you WANT people to do that?
>>660158
Lucky me...
>>660145
W-well, armor can be adjusted to fit different types of bodies, plus it's pretty cozy in this armor~
>>660149
>Covers face
I'm so embarrassed, please don't say anything!
>>660153
A-are you feeling alright?
>>660154
Yeah. Besides,it's Araragi we're talking about - nothing his vampire powers can't fix.
>>660160
Fair enough, I figure...
Where was I again? Oh, right -
Heh.
>>660164
Oh come on, Hajime, Some little murder therapy will help you unwind.
>>660165
Not really...
>>660161
Alright, thanks!
>>660157
I'm just saying that you might have a better chance fighting alone and honing your own skills.
>>660157
>>660151
If that's true that's ok...I know I slow her down alot. But I don't mind, I do what I can.
>>660166
We are familiar with our own kin. The outsiders are not among them.
>>660164
I said to her not to talk as if Hime was what brought me down, emphasis on the Don't part you moron.
>Maria Naruse
>>660173
That's not what I'm saying at all, but you won't get any further when you only rely on eachother.
>Haru
>>660177
Sexy? How naughty~
>Araragi
>>660177
Hey don't worry, I got other guys I want. But yeha haha, those refugees are gonna kill you! But anyway how is that Mexican doing? The one In bayern leverkusen
>Klopp
>>660174
Say you seem very smart.
What ill effects would result in an antic of universal proportions...
Something like giving every living thing in the world my face and voice to piss off ol' shitler? (Especially blondi)
>fegelein
>>660181
**yeah.
Need coffee now.
>>660183
You would not be able to do it.
>Sliver Queen
>>660177
I'm sure.
>Kaiki
>>660179
>when i need to get off
>expanddong.jpeg
>>660192
Oh, but you should watch that Mexican. He is pretty good. Too bad Van Gaal sold him, haha.
>Klopp
>>660190
Don't underestimate the master of antics my friend. I've survived the stench of shitler's toilet when i stole it and sold it. That's something not even gods could manage
>fegelein
>>660175
No, that's wrong!
You took a break, turning it from objection, to consent!
>Hinata