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Hunger Games Thread
HG Thread
You are all cordially invited to subject yourself to the crazy wild ride that is RIGGINSMANIA.
As per usual, your favorite human being puts his body on the line by hosting on his balcony and sitting like he's about to take a huge shit.
The production wishes you a great night and to make sure to enjoy his suffering with only the highest quality keks.
Name
Image
Gender
Start entering niggers.
You Watanabe
>>6591711
Alexander the Great
Mae Borowski, Female
Lord Beenus
Sophocles
Hei
>>6591711
Yuubari
Satou the Absolute Madman
Andrew Wiggins
Capra Demon
The Wrench
>>6591711
Desmond Sycamore
>>6591711
SaniTY
>>6591711
Skeleton Man
>>6591711
Yuno
Kneesocks Daemon
>>6591711
Two-Time Champ
>>6591711
Crashman
Male obviously
>>6591663
You know, most people who keep making that joke end up on fire?
Ash Crimson
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Male, obviously.
>>6591711
White Heart
Starlord
>>6591711
Rika
Eggman-kun
Char Aznable
Ken Kaneki
Rikka Takanashi
Sabina Altynbekova
Giorgi Marcano
Sixty Niggers
Ringabel
Riko
Shalashaska
Venom
Emiya Kiritsugu
Furious Imam
>>6591711
Kaito
Nazi Loli
Female
The Player
So-yul
>>6591711
Rinoa
Female
THE SHIVERING MADLAD
Praise Loaf
>>6591711
Hikaru Shidou
>>6591711
Fujiwara no Mokou
Adrian Rollini
>>6591632
>>6591782
Yeah. That's not exactly something that most people do, right?
>>6591663
>>6591757
...The hell is this for?
>>6591671
>>6591719
"Moshi moshi" is a kinda childish way of answering a phone, "kawaii" is to call something cute, "senpai" is someone of, like, a higher status or class, or just a senior as an honorific or title, and "desu" is typically a childish sorta way to end your sentences. Literally it means something along the lines of "it is", though.
Tamaki Suoh
Prince Trump
Seth's Wife
>>6591737
How can she be aware of being a two time champ if she had a memory wipe?
>>6591708 (Hikaru Shidou)
Yeah, but you just gotta make it work for yourself. Maybe join a band or do petty crime to pass the time.
>>6591786
So, put it all together, and they were speaking like they each had a stroke.
>>6591786
Your tears. Fill em up.
>>6591738
You didn't think I was already hot? Is there any other reason you'd waste your time talking to me for so long?
>>6591802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj7Vklv5nDk
>>6591808
Pretty much. Though, you could've just clung to a few words and not recognized the whole phrase right.
>>6591810
>She tosses it away an impressively far distance for someone as weak-looking as her.
COOKIE MONSTER ANGEROUS
POST MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
>>6591824
Do you really expect a buncha middle-class suburbanites to know fluent Japanese?
>LUCKY LAGER LUCKY LAGER LUCKY LAGER
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhqic-k0VM
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhr96ER9Nfo
Rachnera
>>6591830
https://youtu.be/TT0CjFQfOTk
>>6591786
All I could remember, was me and my friends getting some Legendary Ore called Escudo.
Afterwards, my body was surrounded by a white light like the rest of my friends... and... I was just falling from the sky.
>>6591808
Petty crime!? I couldn't do bad stuff like that, my parents would kill me if I do. Besides, I don't like bands all too much... never been a fan of music.
>>6591830
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5wthcnF7k
Mawaru, mawaru, te o totte, mawaru chikyuu rondo...
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb9t9kPRAH8
>>6591824
>Has another empty bottle
>Shakes it before your eyes
I brought a few more because I knew I would need a lot to contain all those bitter drops of angst and emotion. Maybe I might regain some emotion or even feel like I'm ten years old again if I drink it.
>>6591830
https://youtu.be/vsw5cRZbPPY
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMzIihPjAg
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>>6591811
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, SQUIRREL-CHAN!
>>6591846
Honestly? I don't doubt much. Remember my tank?
>>6591862
What, you got amnesia or something?
>>6591866
You're not as funny as you think you are.
>>6591830
>10 years old
Damn, I'm a grandpa now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPtIHRi01Lw
>>6591866
>Parov Stelar
My nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYqF8xIZRDI
>>6591848
COOKIE MONSTER LIKE EUROBEAT. COOKIE MONSTER HEAR INITIAL D IS GOOD FOR MUSIC IF NOTHING ELSE
>>6591854
COPYRIGHT GEOLOCKING PREVENT COOKIE MONSTER FROM HEARING THIS SONG! COOKIE MONSTER GETING MORE ANGEROUS
>>6591863
COOKIE MONSTER REMEMBER TEA MAN. TEA MAN CARTOON HAVE VERY GOOD SONGS
The good news is that I have brought gloves this time around.
The bad news is that it's still cold as fuck outside.
Ready ?
>>6591830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm7AfpveMJ0
REAL MEN LISTEN TO THIS.
>>6591906
>>6591730
>>6591791
Well now, it certainly wouldn't be gentlemanly of me to keep a lady from her husband, would it? Have her take my place, please.
Farewell to all.
>>6591790
That'll be GOD EMPEROR Trump come January.
>>6591891
I'm sorry, Rika. I will try to make you laugh.
What did the tank say to the other tank?
>>6591899
I am not black, and I belong to nobody. But I do love myself some Stellar.
>Makes an O with her fingers
>>6591906
I feel a bit of electricity from this one. I better watch out.
>>6591810
I didnt even think about
>he glances up and down
that. I have a bad habit of being short fused and caught in the moment.
>>6591830
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ6QHfZwTSw
>>6591858
>>6591906
Swap me
>>6591862
...Okay, so what the hell do you do for fun? Stare at the wall?
>>6591891
Okay, fair point, but still, the anime fans were annoying as hell.
>>6591906
Let's get crackin'.
>>6591891
No, I don't! I still remember everything, that's just what happened to me.
>>6591782
>>6591858
>>6591906
>Swap
>>6591901
And I do think I remember you too, lad. Keep in mind that you're listening to MY songs. If these are the standard for my songs, what do you think the other songs sound like?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avj55JbGyeo
>>6591906
Let's enjoy today, everybody! Give it your all, and I'll return with twice the effort!
>>6591906
Oh god we're going to get Cena'ed
>>6591914
I realize you're very short fuse. Look at that little fuse.
>Coddles in the general direction of your crotch as if trying to make a baby laugh
...You make it too easy.
>>6591906
I'm ready to throw down.
>>6591906
I'm getting a BONER already!
>>6591906
Lovely. let's get a move on.
>>6591913
Look. If it's proof you've want, I've at least got photos.
>>6591921
It's not that they're fans, it's just that they're obnoxious about it, really.
>>6591922
Well, if nothing else, it sounds like something screwed up, that's for sure.
>>6591906
COOKIE MONSTER HAVE BETTER WEREWOLF SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX-pzBkL6Zg
>>6591914
COOKIE MONSTER LIKE OZZY BAND. WAR PIGS A DEFINITE CONTENDER IN COOKIE MONSTER TOP 20 SONGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzLhT39DSE0
>>holy fuck I've spent the past fwe hours listening to hetalia songs. Top tier taste monica
>>6591906
Yousoro, give me the starting signal and I'll try my best to put down a good show.
Or well, I'll try and give it my all! Good luck to the rest of you.
>she smiles to her team as she runs off to change costumes
>>6591948
>Holds hand out
Let me see.
>>6591963
thank gramma
>>6591921
Practice my kendo a bit, play with my brothers... and play with my dog Hikari! He's just the sweetest thing ever, and he's my best friend in the whole wide world!
>>6591948
Sure did, don't know what though. It happened way too fast either way.
>>6591963
Grandma why are you asian
>>6591949
lel how autistic do you have to be to actually rp as the cookie monster?
>>6591934
>Whilst clearly pissed off, he's getting used to it
I'M. I'm a bot. I dont even have that, we wern't designed with that in mind. Unless you really want me to stick my drill down there we're outta luck.
>>6592002
less autistic than me, that's for sure
>>6592002
Can't be any more autistic than the guy that arpeed a dish washer/blender
>>6591949
>>6591971
>Russia is so proud of you right now.
>If I can just be nosy really quick, what songs were your favourite? If you don't have any, what songs did you listen to? Honestly, Hetalia's one of the best animes when it comes to music.
>>6591963
Even if I don't need it... Sure. Let's see if fortune and prosperity comes to me soon.
>>6591963
Thanks grandma, stay away from reindeer
>>6592002
You mean how based, you turbo faggot. Better then another anime girl
>>6591948
What tipped you off?
>>6591983
...I, uh...
You might want to start watching anime, 'cause that might be the only free pass from being an absolute loner.
>>6592041
I actually wholeheartedly agree, these 2D whores are bland garbage
>>6592002
broseph, I'm doing it as a vehicle to post metal songs with so called cookie monster vocals. I'd be autismal if I actually attempted to seriously RP as CM, but I'm not
>>6592030
I loved the initial Britain one you gave me, but the german one was also pretty top tier. I'm getting to the point in intoxication where I watch SOL things like hetalia, so maybe I'll find more
>>6592052
How to make them better?
>>6592027
I only did dishwasher
>>6592073
we need more lewd
>>6592013
You're out of luck. That isn't happening. You should find some lady robots, settle down and get a nice robot house, where you do robot things.
>>6591976
>She reaches in to her satchel, and immediately pulls out a photo and holdsi t out.
>It's one of herself, a blonde girl in purple witch-y attire her own age, and a pale, green-skinned woman with slitted pupils and a whispy ghost tail for legs. The woman is between them both, an arm around both of them, the group smiling at the camera like idiots.
There. Happy?
>>6591983
Considering the circumstances? I'd wager probably transportation magic.
>>6592043
Gee. I wonder. I mean it's just an unfortunate coincidence, most likely.
>>6592073
Pick ones with actual personalities that are engaging beyond, "lol im shy but luv nice guys who dont hit on me"
>>6592067
>I won't lie, those songs are easily some of the best ones, but almost all of them are good, to be honest. If you're going to be looking for more songs, look for China's ones. They're exceptionally great, in my opinion.
>>6592043
....Why anime? And hey, what's wrong with playing with my dog and my brothers!? That ain't lonely!
>She begins to aggressively scratch the back of her head.
Are you just saying that, since you're a cat?
>>6592084
Sure... I think? Really, I don't know what happened.
>>6592073
you really don't, a neckbeard pretending to be a teenage, cartoon girl is pretty much guaranteed to be shit
>>6592080
Heh, I wish. At this rate Il soon go ahead and be asked to shut down. Theres just no place for my purpose anymore you know. So how come YOU've been wanting to keep talking for so long huh
>>6591909
I hate you.
Have a terrible day.
>>6591919
>>6591922
The fatboy, or should I say Kevin Owens' son got the swap first, so you're still in girl.
Sorry for the delay. Despite being in the cold this shit still is hitting 80 degrees and thus causing performance issues. Had to crop that one without background.
The crowd sure is happy to see their two-time champ back. Don't read the other half of the event though.
>>6592132
Ha, primitives like you have no place in this world. I'm amazed you've survived this long
>>6592140
Fitting
>>6592140
That one might make a decent rival.
>>6592140
And keeping the trend we die first round
>>6592084
At least you weren't cornered by that moutherbreather Keith Atherson who talked about "Gūguru hon'yaku" or whatever crap show for half an hour. I sincerely wanted to die.
>>6592112
No, see, there's cliques in high school. You're either in one, or you're a lonely sadsack the entire time. Just trying to help you get into one. Kendo's like anime, right? There you go.
>>6592140
And that's one down for the count.
>>6592103
is night time and i don't have energy to fight, you're lucky this time
>>6592140
Not tonight! I am on FFFFIYAH!
>>6592140
Ah, sadly not the first time this has happened..
>>6592140
H-hey no need to kick me like that! I already said I'd be giving it my all.
Thanks for the good luck though, I don't think it'll matter much, but it's superstition I'll take as a wind in the back to set sail!
>>6592140
Wait, how the fuck do you dress up like a skeleton? Do you just rip your skin off?
I'm confused
>>6592112
Either it was meant to take you here, or something screwed up and it brought you here instead. Simple enough?
>>6592160
If I was cornered, I'd probably just fly out. The benefits of flight, huh?
...Can't say I've ever heard of a good Keith, either.
Our existence is merely a physical phenomenon caused by synapses delivering electrical impulses
>>6592147
I'm amazed you've survived as long with an ammo belt as stupid as that.
>>6592140
Hey fraulein, Wily and Light said to go back to the stone age where you belong.
>>6592140
Ain't the most chivalrous thing to do for a prince.
My soulmate machine is never wrong as you can see.
REMEMBER IT'S NOT CHAR
THE SKELETON WANTS YOU ALL DEAD
>>6592222
Did he really have to eat all of them..?
>>6592193
Well, I can't fly, so I just had to wait until he passed out from standing on his own two legs. Kid's wider than he is tall. Kinda sad, really.
>>6592222
I don't know if it would be hilarious or tragic if he died. Probably both.
>>6592222
I congratulate myself for these sweet repetitive digits.
>>6592222
Cause I'm Andrew motha fuckin Wiggins.
>>6592140
("No way and heck I could hurt Mae... might as well back off for now.")
>Hikaru turns tail, and runs off to some unknown location.
>>6592160
Cliques? Uh... don't you mean groups? Hmmmmm... but, okay Mae. I'll trust you on that, i'll get into anime once I get back home!
>>6592193
When you put it like that, yeah. It is pretty simple.
>>6592222
If this makes you creeps get some fighting in your eyes, then fine!
>>6592222
Now this is HUMEROUS
>>6592140
...
You expect me to take you seriously with a voice like that? Please! Give me good reason to give you respect, because I'm not seeing one! You're funny, love, I'll give you that.
>>6592222
You're not going to use them, so what's the point of you having them? Mine. All mine.
>>6592222
>You pinces her nostrils shut with her fingers
N-next time please anounce that you're going in like that. I-I brought my bathing suit because I was trying to evade blood getting in the water...
I should've seen this coming, I really should've.
>>6592222
>ever associating with niggers
[14 words I'm too drunk to remember.txt]
>>6592252
>>6592262
We are never teaming with you again
>>6592084
This proves nothing.
>Hands you a photo of a bushel of green onions at the market
These are your friends. They will be sold into slavery if you do not supply me with bottles of your tears, so I may sell them to pediatricians to aqquire the money to save your friends.
>>6592132
Because I'm here for a long time and it doesn't really matter to me who I talk to and why.
>>6592262
Alright. Go ask the magical tank girl for recommendations, 'cause I don't know jack about anime besides "it exists."
>>6592249
...How does he SURVIVE? How does he GO ANYWHERE?
>>6592262
And now you're probably stuck until someone comes along to take you back, too?
>>6592306
HOW DOES IT MEAN NOTHING YOU BITCH!? They're RIGHT THERE WITH ME!
>>6592222
>Incredibly loud shrieking ensues.
>>6592252
I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you all about how much I really, really love myself.
I don't know if you're better off with him, Rinoa.
No one seems to be able to get the upper hand on Mokou.
I fucked up with the names lel.
I don't remember Crashman having this power when I played through MM2.
>>6592300
Same here... giant black mush thing.
>>6592324
Uhhhh, can you tell me why you don't watch anime? J-Just want to know fot reasons and stuff.
>>6592343
>Simply shrugs her shoulders
>>6592347
I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry.
>>6592343
>Speaks while catching the tears in the bottle
You could have asked some strangers to take photos with you. They look prettier and older than you are, so how do I know this isn't something you took at some cosplay convention with cosplayers you just met?
>>6592347
Hey you numbskull! What was that for?
>>6592347
Of course I know my music pretty well, besides as long as you like it the music isn't bad.
>>6592347
Theyre getting tenacious now. Trying to kidnap me in broad daylight even.
Thanks Capra.
>>6592347
...This isn't tea! What in the name of the Queen is this tripe?! Rock music isn't that bad, is it? I must've added the wrong song in or something, perhaps I should've added the Beatles instead...
>>6592356
Venom, we are Venom! How can you team with us without knowing our name?
>>6592343
He walks like twenty feet, stops, catches his breath, keeps going. Rinse and repeat.
>>6592356
'Cause it ain't for me. I also already explained to tank girl that I don't hang out with that crowd.
>>6592347
Hell yeah, any booze is good booze.
>>6592347
>she salutes before running off
See that as a gift! One day it might be worth a lot.
That day is not today though...but it'll be in the near future. Yousoro! I promise!
>>6592347
BROTHER ANDREW
YOU SHALL DELETE ALL THESE OBSOLETE MULES FROM THIS WORLD.
I'd give you the tape of that ferocious match but I think it's too brutal to be shown here, even for our 18+'s standards.
Losers always fall for this old trick.
The Third Geassbowl is calling you, CC. Do what you must.
>>6592366
>She kicks CC in the shin mid-insult and walks off.
>>6592356
What, and you're okay with that?
>>6592394
...I don't know whether to laugh or feel sad.
>>6592198
Pre-synaptic neurons deliver chemical signals, not electrical ones. The electrical action potential is generated by the receiving neuron and travels down the axon that stimulates neurotransmitter release at the synapse, potentially causing another electrical signal within the signaled neuron. Neurons talk to each other with chemicals, not electricity.
>>6592427
Come near me and I'll kick you in the nuts.
>>6591785
Hey Janus
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
IT LITERALLY FUCKING SIAD "ACOUSTIC"
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASSUME
THE GUITAR IS LITERALLY IN THE FIRST SECOND
I'M SORRY BUT YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING BITCHING WHENEVER SOMETHING NOT JAZZ IS WITHIN SIX MILES OF YOU
AND I CANNOT TELL THAT ON THE INTERNET
SARCASM DOES NOT TRANSLATE WELL TO TEXT AND MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK
Also I needed to vent from the built-up frustration from some of the bullshit in this game sorry
>>6592432
>>6592427
Jobbers were buried. Nobody cried.
>>6592347
>Taking the camera from off the ground, an overwhelming feeling travel through out Hikaru's body, causing her to shiver.
("....Whew, is it cold in her, or it just me? This place gotta have some heat, I would hope so.")
>>6592388
'We'? Excuse me, but I only see one of you... Venom.
>>6592394
Oh, alrighty. That took a load off my shoulders!
>>6592432
More like, I just don't know what to think of it.
>>6592427
Both a pirate and a gentleman never refuse to give up! I'll keep fighting until the end, and nothing will ever change that! I won't give up! I refuse to...
...I suddenly feel so tired. Perhaps I should've given you respect in the first place, love. Maybe next time, we can continue this, yeah? Good on you. I'll just go to sleep...
>>6592452
>its just a prank bro
>>6592432
Both, really. Like 75% of the anime dweebs were pretty much like that.
>>6592468
Mine, too. Like hell I'm gonna look up anime on the internet.
>>6592454
Rough day
>chews on pizza
>>6592468
Me and my alien other
>>6592518
It's only a day.
>>6592427
It would help if it specified what's next in store for me.
I'm left with uncertainty like this! Whatever it'll be, I'll make sure to do my best and sail over this wave and get back to safety.
>>6592464
Be sure to photograph me from the right side. It's my best angle.
And ignore the two clowns besides me trying to soak up in my glory.
Don't goof around with Makoto. She doesn't have these two title belts for no reasons.
Didn't know you'd be that jealous from not being on someone's dakimura pillow, Tamaki.
NOW'S THE TIME. SATOU ! KILL IT BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY.
>>6592542
Well We're going to call it a magical day and you can't stop us
Everyone in this thread is a lovely person whom I care about <3
>>6592553
You're right, you can't.
>>6592468
Time to make the best of it all, huh?
>>6592512
I swear, it's just a horrible coincidence.
>>6592512
There's anime on the internet...?
>>6592518
Gah!
>She instinctively jumps backwards from Venom.
W-What the heck!?
>>6592566
Stan Lee sure looks jaded in that picture.
>>6592553
>Nazi
>Polish untermensch name
what gives?
>>6592567
Thanks
>>6592566
We can't stop you from doing anything. Other people have good days, sometimes I have a bad day, nobody said we had to be the same.
>>6592567
I would rather not be told lies.
>>6592553
>>6592606
NIGGER!
>>6592567
I suppose I share the sentiments as well, Anonymous. You're alright in my book. Cheers.
>>6592607
Sup man?
>>6592553
IT'S NOT LIKE HE TRIED TO KILL HER JUST A SLIDE BEFORE OR ANYTHING..
Being a lowlife as its advantages over Satan it seems.
SATOU I TOLD YOU NOT TO FOOL AROUND
JUST GUN IT DOWN FOR HELL'S SAKES
Oh look we got an arena event next.
And it's even more brutal than Yuno's Britain Prince's fight.
>>6592577
....Must...not...make...joke...about Jack Kirby's wife.....
>>6592575
Alien suit...what? You have magic powers and this shocks you?
>>6592595
Well then we're all good then
>>6592572
....
("I'm just worried about the others... Hmmmmm... just, just think positively! Everything is going to be alright!")
Uh, yeah sure. I'm just going to make the best out of it all.
>>6592572
Uh-huh.
I mean, the rest of 'em were string beans, but still.
>>6592575
There's a lotta things on the internet, kid.
>>6592623
Hey, yeah, I like you, but please off yourself.
>>6592633
I bet what's going through his head is something along the lines of "God damn fucking aliens coming into my country and stealing my hotdogs"
>>6592633
What makes yours so disgustingly magical?
>>6592640
>>6592623
Let's not and say I didn't.
Either way, it's just annoying.
>>6592638
You don't sound sure, you know.
>>6592616
Don't sup man me! Thanks for that one season of college ball before your bitch ass sold out at the first opportunity.
Punk ass Canadians.
>>6592623
Yousoro! Thanks a ton! I could've told them before that I've got a demon master as friend, but they wouldn't listen to any of my pleas.
>You makes a peace sign at the demons before walking off
I should thank Yoshiko one of these days!
>>6592623
Of course I have the best hair! Was there any doubt?
>>6592652
The pizza we enjoyed
>>6592651
He's going to build a wall
>>6592685
Not sure a simple wall could keep you out big guy.
>>6592666
Yeah, fuck me for taking 5 million US dollars a year instead of PAYING to play ball, right?
>>6592694
...Maybe?
>>6592623
CUT IT OFF
PULL THE PLOG
CANCEL RIGGINS NETWORK
KILLED BY "HER"
THIS IS THE WORST
>>6592705
Typical nigger train of thought. I gots ta get PAID, cuz. Fug dat love a da game, kna'I'm'sayin? Luv a da paycheck. Make money money take money money HEY.
>>6592685
Impressive is the power of pizza. Even you can't resist it's taste. As it may be the same for me, I certainly won't let it be a weakness of mine.
>>6592633
Wait a sec, how do you know I could use magic!? And second of all, I never saw anything like this before! It's just weird, and unnatural!
>>6592640
("Guess that's the reason one of my brothers hog the computer all day.")
Uhhhh... like I said earlier, taking your word for it.
>>6592664
Really? Sounds like my usual self to me.
>>6592730
Typical white train of thought, "let's exploit the nigger for free labor and massive profit for as long as we can."
>>6592623
"Prince"? Do I really look that regal? I suppose I'll take that as a compliment just this once.
And it will never be as brutal as that fight. Not in a thousand years and a fortnight.
>>6592729
...Nowhere near as brutal as that fight. Not at all, and definitely not in the slightest.
>>6592664
What, the stereotypes?
>>6592729
Takes more than the deadliest night of my life to kill me.
>>6592735
He could be lookin' at...other things.
>>6592756
Who the actual fuck is exploiting you? No one dragged you to the court and made you play
>>6592729
Plug*
At the rate I'm botching my lines I'm gonna end up worse than Roman Reigns.
Just kidding nobody can be as bad as him.
>>6592735
Sure people don't go "uh".
>>6592759
Well, yeah, really. I might be like a toothpick, but still.
>>6592759
Like what?
>>6592783
Tell you what, i'm 10- no, 200% confident that I was my actual self! Trust me on this, I know myself better than anyone!
>>6592733
So what are your weaknessessessessss
>>6592735
We've seen magic users before...and thanks for judging us
>>6592812
What weaknesses?
>>6592783
Are they really stereotypes if they're really true?
>>6592808
Uhh...how old is he and how old are you?
>>6592782
You better put your money where your mouth is, Nazi Loli.
Not even this shitty world merits to see this monstrosity wins Rigginsmania.
>>6592774
The NCAA damn near does. You don't play ball with them, have fun over seas. Hurts your draft stock which hurts your rookie contract.
>>6592824
Like the weakness to only push others away?
>>6592838
Hey, I'M the one with the bat and the diminished will to live here.
>>6592826
I...I don't know, dammit, they're just weird either way.
>>6592808
Oh, don't worry, I was just messing with you, sheesh.
>>6592845
What if I see the contrary as a disadvantage to me?
>>6592838
F E A S T I M E
The food invaders have arrived ! FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES.
She's not gonna win it..please tell me she's not gonna win..
I took on numerous of pop-up powerbombs, and I'm man enough to admit it hurts pretty bad.
So one on a plethora of knives and forks ? I can't even bring myself to think about it.
If he's coming back with only the head.. does it mean he ate the body ? Did he ? I for one hope that we'll never know.
>>6592897
Then we're going to call you Forever Alone
>>6592895
...ah We can't stay mad at you
>>6592875
So is the anime clique.
>>6592895
...Mmkay, I'm gonna stop asking now, because I already know.
>>6592903
Okay, of everything here that can kill me, it has to be sentient food?
...Everything sucks forever.
>>6592912
That's not fail, I don't have disgusting slime that constantly clings to my body to keep me company.
>>6592903
THE PLOT IS THICKENING..
and the chances of the abomination winning are rising..
Can't you all just team up on her and be done with it ? That'd be a very nice thing to do.
>>6592895
>
>>6592912
Whew... wouldn't want someone like you to be angrying at me. You would probably made my stay here... pretty difficult to say the least.
>>6592922
Already know what?
>>6592942
>>6592912
Fair
>>6592895
I just like to poke fun at little things like that.
>>6592922
....
We're just gonna talk in circles at this rate.
>>6592948
It's pretty dead here and there.
>>6592950
Why he's spending so much time on the web.
>>6592966
We've been talking for like seven hours. It was bound to happen.
>>6592950
We're here to try and make friends
>>6592942
>>6592965
But you do have skin!
>>6592841
Great role model for the kids.
"Nah, cuz, you don't need no free college education and room and board for four years. Just go pro like me. Fuck all dat book learnin and long-term prospects. You gots ta get PAID."
Spoiler: Nobody gives a fuck about pro ball, by the way.
>>6592993
Skin is a human organ. What's your point?
>>6592978
What's wrong with these freaking shredders ?
Oh yeah, they're HP-branded. Explains the overheating issues.
>>6593013
Spoiler: most kids ain't gonna get a better deal doin what I did. Most D1 athletes aren't. That ain't my fault. It's just how it is
>>6592986
...Seven? Sheesh, seriously?
>>6593048
GOOD CRUSH HER WITH THE WEIGHT NOW
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?
That girl better not cross this freak's path again yeah. She's lucky he let her alive in the first place.
Don't give up now Crashman. You have fans supporting you to the very end.
I think ?
>>6593048
>>6593048
Don't lose your steam, there's a lot at stake.
>>6593090
C'mon Nazi Loli! I have 20$ riding on your ass!
>>6592966
Uhhh... okay then. So, uh. I'm going to get some shut-eye here, looks pretty late to me and all that.
>She lays her back on the ground, and puts her hands behind her head and crosses her right leg over her left leg.
Soooo... uh... night!
>>6592986
Probably looking for something... maybe. Uh... anywho, I gotta to get some shut-eye here. So, good night Mae.
>>6592993
("Huh, guess not everyone here looks as bad as they turn out to be.")
Ha, guess you can say one thing Venom, you're already a friend of mine! Soooo... maybe you'll get someone else to be your friend in the future!
Anyways, I get some shut-eye here... so, night Venom!
>And with that, she shuts her eyes and calmly breaths in and out through her nose.
>>6593067
I guess that's the way it is. Enjoy March from a comfy seat in your mansion.
>Kek thanks for playing along. Pisses me off that a baller like Frank Mason III ain't ever getting drafted because he's 5'11'' while these dumbasses right out of high school are getting handed million dollar contracts. We're still salty about Wiggins out here, if you couldn't tell.
t. not Bill Self (who's a major douchebag IRL)
>>6593090
..H-HOW ?
WHY WON'T SHE DIE ?!
SEE YOU GOT FANS CRASHMAN
SO STOP BEING A WHINY BITCH AND KEEP GOING
DON'T MAKE HER SACRIFICE VAIN
>>6593078
I think. Time flies.
>>6593123
Nighty night.
>>6593047
That is our point
>>6593123
Alright, making friends and losing games!
>>6593123
Yeah, yeah. Night.
>>6593149
Sheesh. I think I got up at like six, too.
>>6593158
I'm still alone. I enjoy being alone.
>>6593142
NO
NO
NO
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
EVERYONE
LEND ME ALL YOUR RIGGING ENERGY
WE NEED TO STOP IT
OR IT'LL BE THE END OF HG AS WE KNOW IT
http://www.strawpoll.me/11793960
>>6593202
ID'S HABBENING
>>6593139
It's an apartment. 5 mill ain't actually that much after taxes.
>Eh, that's how it is. The difference between good D1 players and NBA players is gigantic. Guys like Doug McDermott, Frank Kaminsky, that point guard from BYU that the Kings drafted a few years back that's in China now cause he sucked ass, all illustrate that really well. The first two are hopefully going to have decent careers as bench players and Jimmer is in China like I said.
>Yes those all happen to be white Americans, RIP white Americans in the NBA, all hail our Eastern European overlords
>>6593202
I summon _____
>>6593182
Forever Alone it is!
AND IT'S ALL OV-
ONE MORE SLIDE BEFORE THE FINAL RESULT
HOLD ON YOUR BREATH
>>6593202
GET FUCKED RIGGINS
>>6593276
Too true. I, for one, do not welcome our European insurgents but them crackers can ball.
>>6593302
Hey man, get on with it. I'm only here to see the missus win.
>>6593299
With you around, most likely!
> CACKLES
>>6593354
Well that's lame. Guess I'll go back into my hole.
>>6593354
Shit, my reveal isn't happening then.
>>6593354
Nothing to see here folks.
>>6593354
We just avoided the end of HG.
All thanks to me.
>>6593354
RIGGED!
>>6593354
Although it could potentially be rigged, I suppose I shall give it the benefit of the doubt just this once. Congratulations to him, and thank you for hosting, lad.
>>6593381
Good job and thanks for hosting
>>6593328
How is that alone?
>>6593381
Two in a day, huh? Congrats, Crash Man. And thanks for the show.
>>6593381
Another day, another game hosted.
Don't die on me lads.
I need you alive for my big game.
>>6593372
Psst.. you can tell big bro Seff all your secrets.
>>6593428
>Eh, whatever.
>I made that swap.
>>6593428
>Thanks for hosting bro, awesome game as always.
>>6593165
Well, the hell time is it for you now?
>>6593381
Congratulations, I guess.
>>6593428
Thanks for hosting.
>>6593472
...11:40 at night.
>>6593445
I was thinking about the different ways I'd beat up that Desmond guy if its Grotesqueness had won.
But fortunately, fate knew what was best for business, so I won't have to get my hands dirty.
>>6593489
>It would've been funny if it happened.
>Thanks for hosting, Seth.
>>6593483
12:43 here, but then again, I only woke up at 1:30.
>>6593511
>Tfw Seth's wife is Shadow
>>6593517
In the afternoon? Living up to the cat reputation, huh?
>>6593483
>tfw Aussa lives in your timezone
Move.
>>6593529
Yup. Can't say I hate it, though.
>>6593523
>Nah, that's not me. I just noticed she was late and swapped her in as a joke. Didn't think she'd get so close.
>>6593539
>You first.
>>6593541
Well, the night's a hell of a lot prettier, isn't it?
>>6593553
Yup. Also, less morons, and less chance of getting arrested for petty shit.
>>6593569
You'd be surprised just how many nocturnal idiots there are, actually.
What kind of petty shit?
>>6593582
Yeah but I can avoid them easier.
Petty crime. Shoplifting, vandalism, noise complaints, the usual.
>>6593328
>>6593639
Oh? You're back. How was your day?
>>6593612
Yep, that's petty. Why?
>>6593667
>ruffles cat ears and touches tail
Nice nice! Going to sleep soon
>>6593670
Why what?
>>6593722
The aforementioned petty stuff?
>>6593740
Oh. For fun. Don't you get a thrill doing stuff that might get you in trouble?
Voice chat begone
>>6593694
I was about to nap myself...
Whatever you do, don't sleep next to me.
>Dozes off
>>6593795
Good night...
>sleeps next to
>>6593773
I regularly attack and harass the most capable fighter and defender of peace in my land, you tell me.
>>6593806
Exactly. So why ask me why?
>>6593834
...Eh. Felt like it, I suppose?