HG thread
Undead WW2 squad edition
>>6580885
Magic.
>>6580881 (Girl more unpopular than Jenny)
>Repost)
Alriiiighht.......
So..... What are you doing right now? I'm just waiting for the next game.
>>6580915
Some dud? I don't have any interest in meeting someone that'll sit around and do nothing all day.
Post more butts
>>6580909
Nothing about that webm had anything to do with WWII
>>6580886
I... I... Um, w-well you see, I just, I...
Ihavetogodosomethingovertherebye.
>>6580897
I'm going to visit my grandma in the closet its very important so I have to go there right now no time to chat bye.
>fucking books it
>>6580912
Russia? Been a while since I heard that place.
>>6580948
Talk to you later then...
>>6580947
Look at the skeleton Airborne D-day paratroopers dumbass
>>6580948
...Weirdo.
>>6580909
I can't see what the video is, but I don't like it.
>>6580886 (Nishitaka)
And? Darling, it only goes to show how fabulous I am. If people aren't staring at you as you walk, then you're doing something wrong.
Look fashionable and you'll get good attention. That's how it works.
>>6580912 (Nafuka)
But of course. You're in a somewhat safe place, so you must be feeling pretty lucky to be here, yeah?
...Hey, don't worry about it. There's always, like a small chance that they'll come around sometime and you'll all be together again.
>>6580912
Oh no, neither are me or my siblings, we were just created together as well, just a different process.
>>6580936
S-sorry, I meant some dude, he's.. Well plain? But not in a bad way, he's cool enough.
>>6580941
>>6580924
Magic makes sense. So what's your name, undying chick with tons of clothes?
post forbidden love
>>6580941
>>6580966
Please don't call me dearie. It reminds me of things I'd rather not remember.
But if that's what you want...if it makes you happy...I'll be honest, I don't see how men could want to be girl-ish.
>>6580978
Do you think he would fall for those pranks? I need someone who would fall for them no matter what. Some sort of clown maybe?
>>6580975
>>6580979
>>6580982
>>6580952
Of course... I believe... we're in... a place... known after... a simple leaf.
>>6580966
It is... a possibility... though I... don't keep it... close to... heart.
>>6580978
An interesting... way to... enter a... world isn't... it?
>>6580982
Make Hunger Games great again!
What's shaking my fine individuals!
>>6580886
Oops! Looks like I touched a nerve! If you didn't care why are you still talking to me? You should ask your parents how they could make such a mistake.
>>6580912
Why do you talk like some sort of lung cancer patient? Are you trying to be spooky?
>>6580915
>Ash waves his hand around trying to hide the fact that it hurt.
Freaking overgrown calculator...That's for spreading those rumors!
>>6581014
I'm alright. I guess.
>>6581028
That's good to hear my man. Hopefully your robot friend is doing fine
>>6580982
>>6580981
CC.
Pronounced "See-two".
Because two Cs.
>>6581019
Because I wanted to watch you fall, duh. I'd love nothing more than you see you hurt.
>>6581019
I have... no reason... to breath... and so... I have... no reason... to use... my lungs... unless I'm... going to... speak. One of... the advan-... advantages... of being... dead.
>>6581037
>you mean it wasn't "see-see"
>MOTHERFUCKER
>>6580982
Like, me and Liet are really good friends.
>>6580993
"Darling". Please, listen to what I say instead of just speaking without thinking.
Well, I just embrace it because it's how I always am. Flamboyance is a well-known trait for me. I might like cross-dressing, but I draw the line at make-up.
>>6581002
Look on the bright side of life. You'll all, like, be together instead of being seperated. I kinda know how you feel with this, too.
>>6581014
Nothing of interest, totally. It's been a good day and I'm proud to say that it will get even better!
>>6580982
>>6580982
>>6581034
Yeah,I haven't seen Jenny in a while... Wonder why that is?
Wait, how do you know I have a robot friend?
Have you been stalking me?
>>6581049
That's dumb. I'm not some cheap pop idol to have two sounds that are the same as my name.
>>6581050
That's good to hear my man! I wish your empire nothing but prosperity and happiness!
>>6581050
That's if... they can... all make... it here. If only... one didn't... I would continue... worrying for... their safety.
>>6581063
>Whispers from behind.
zura
>>6581037
See..two? That's a pretty mysterious name, lady.
Does it mean anything? Stand for anything?
>>6581065
Stop trying to lure me out man, don't feel like arrpeeing much right now.
>>6581070
I am everything and nothing. I am alpha and omega. I am
pew
>>6581094
GET IN THE BAG
>>6581090
B-But I love you, Vertykins.
>>6581044
And yet you failed to do that, just like you fail at life. But that can change...maybe.
>>6581045
Who or what killed you? I must know so I can give em a pat on the back and say well done.
>>6581094
>>6580961
You and your word salad can go
>>6580982
Well...Riko-chan really has it going on!
Good to see her well, sail full speed ahead I guess...even if I'm not all too sure if that's what should be said here.
>>6581099
I've been up for a whole week with barely any sleep. My mind isn't functioning properly at this point.
>>6581110
fuck you im gonna force feed you that salad bitch.
>>6581100
Your still... a bag of... laughs. You could... probably fill... all the... body bags... from the... nuclear war... with your... jokes.
odds lain
evens ergo proxy
dubs torture myself with love live sunshine
>>6581117
Go nini then, silly Vertykins.
>>6581122
Fuuuuuuck me.
>>6581122
>>6581098
P E W
E
W
>This is a phrase that tranlates out to
No bag can contain me! I
>>6581089
It's my name, what of it? It's just what I'm called. There's no special meaning at all.
>>6581083
S-Stop doing that when I'm trying get into my Yohane mode, Zuramaru! It ruins the mood!
>>6581094
Actually, you're not alpha and omega, that's gen 3.
>>6581076
Yes, yes! Nic nie może się nie udać w tym momencie-- "Empire"? Is Poland an empire? Well, this is a welcome revelation. Is Lithuania a part of it?
>>6581082
The future's totally closer than you think, darling. I wouldn't give up hoping for a second. Maybe you could introduce them to the friends you've made here if they come here.
>>6581144
>>6581144
gen 3 was earth, water and air. Behemoth, Leviathan, and Ziz
>>6581130
I'm. At. Work. And I've been here for 6 hours and I still have 7 more to go.
>>6580993
I think he would, at least the first time then he'd probably get wise.
>>6581002
Better than not remembering it like people do, so I suppose it it.
>>6581019
>Kaito seems to struggle getting up.
Huh..? What rumors..? I don't know what you're talking about..
>>6581121
What can I say? I'm a natural. You on the other hand are not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
>>6581162
Go home Noggin.
>>6581166
jesus m80, what job has 13 hour shifts? The pay better be good
I'm Hungry hombre.
>>6581138
Just curious. I thought the two Cs were short for a longer name, but I don't have a problem with it either way. It's nice.
>>6581177
What the fuck is a noggin?
>I'm the dumbass drunkenly roplaying the rotting meat demon from last thread
>>6581172
>Ash walks over to him and picks him up by the collar with ease.
You know what I'm talking about, those rumors that you and me are somehow a couple.
>>6581186
I got some Ice Cream if ya want it.
>>6581166
T-Then, uh... stop working the grave yard shift.
>>6581196
It's a YouTuber who made a bunch of dumb Pokemon LORE vids.
>>6581148
A possibility... that only... the future... could hold. Though as I... said before. If only... one is... left behind... I'd continue... to worry. Now I... must be... off.
>>6581172
Of course... knowing how... you came... into this... world can... be fun. Traumatic for... many though. I'll be... off now. Good bye... for now.
>>6581173
It is... a joke... to the... necromancer. Have fun... being as... hostile as... you are... lady boy.
>She waves her hand as she walks off.
>>6581215
Oh, so he's as credible as Mr. "Ness is Sans and I gave Undertale to the pope" man?
>>6581218
Don't be a stranger!
>>6581186
Hungary? You look a little faceless there. Has Austria been doing something to you?
>>6581218
Then you should keep your chin up high, darling. It only gets better from here on, especially if you make friends here. They'll come here when you least expect it.
You're leaving? Alright then, Nafuka. Do widzenia! Like, totally have a good whatever it is over there~!
>>6581193
Thank you, simple is the way to go.
>>6581201
>Kaito's face looks more than a little messed up.
A couple..? I like Paula, why would I do something like that..?
>>6581218
Ah, farewell then, I hope you continue to exist!
>>6581253
He implied that Gen 7 might have been a the last normal generation of Pokémon and it was gonna ALL COME TOGETHER
Later down the line he pretty much admitted it wasn't very good, and went and debunked it himself.
He's better than Mattpat, but he still falls into that trap.
>>6581275
You're welcome. Life wouldn't be as great without the simple things. Or the good looking women.
>>6581286
>Ash slaps him
Then who keeps putting us in that list huh?
>>6581308
One day, when all the good looking women die, you can be sure that I'll still be around. Don't expect anything from me, though.
>>6581323
Stop it.. And how would I know..?
>>6581351
>Ash slaps Kaito one more time before dropping him to the floor.
If I find out it was you this whole time who has been messing with me...
How many arena events should a game have?
>>6581338
Heh, that's good to hear.
I usually go in without expectations anyway, so I might end up pleasantly surprised if I stick with you.
>KABOOM!!
AHAHAHAHA!!
>>6581270
>pets bert to sleep
>>6581400
>I'd say at least 4.
If you lovely children aren't currently in one of the blodsports you love so much, I will run on on the condition that I, Ulkair, am allowed to participate
>>6581396
>Kaito stumbles to his feet and runs away crying.
>>6581453
That sounds agreeable.
>>6581454
...
>The mechanic suddenly snaps their head around and gives the spectator a goggled glare.
Hohooo! What do we have here? A fan? A customer? Huuhoou~!
>She starts walking towards you.
>>6581419
>Polska looks disinterested, smirking when he recognises her.
...Oh, it's you. You're the girl that was checking me out before, right?
>>6581453
A fair trade. As long as you don't rig it, it's fine.
>>6581468
A skeleton? How amazing? Do you serve Grandfather Nurgle as well?\
>post 23 of yo'selves
>>6581433
Can't sleep yet.
>>6581458
That's funny, this is the most I got out of him.
>>6581419
Watch it will you? You almost messed up my hair.
>>6581491
Hatsume Mei
>>6581491
Muffet
>>6581480
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
>>6581491
Rzeczpospolita Polska
>>6581491
You Watanabe
>>6581491
Brad Carbunkle
I, the mighty Ulkair, will host a game in the name of Father Nurgle!
>using this as a free image host desu
>>6581491
Capra Demon
>>6581491
Ash Crimson
>>6581491
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
I only serve myself, my subjects would accept no less.
>>6581491
Ruby
>>6581419
H-hey! Watch it, brat! Don't you know you could get killed with things that go boom?
>>6581491
Luna
>>6581491
Avenger
>>6581491
Reigen Arataka
>>6581491
Dia Kurosawa
>>6581491
American Woodcock
>>6581491
Araragi
>>6581491
Paladin
>>6581404
Follow me if you can, if you lose me that's none of my concern. My footprints will be lost to you in the desert of time.
>>6581491
Velvet Crowe
>>6581491
Hostile loli
>>6581491
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>6581491
Senshougahara
>>6581558
>...Are you the Kosaku from /b/ HG?
>>6581491
Ranma Saotome
>>6581558
I KNOW THE REAL IDENTITY OF THAT PERSON!
>>6581548
If I can stick by you as long as I can, I don't mind getting lost one day. Life's too short for me to worry about the end while the road's still going.
>>6581488
Ho?
>She stares from afar, still wearing goggles over her eyes.
HA! I remember now!
That Class A hero girl was telling me about you. You were insulting the Yuuei Academy uniform, right? Hoou~, and she said your outfit was ugly as well. HAHA!!
>>6581497
Oh, I was watching alright! HAHAHAHA!!!
>>6581506
Kill you?
>Suddenly the inventor is right up in your face, staring you down.
HA! I'm a Hero! Sort of!
I make costumes and stuff for Heroes! Superheroes!
You wanna see my little babies or what, huh? HUH? I put a LOT of work into 'em!
>>6581526
HAH! Fat chance! I've seen bigger explosions modifying clocks than this one, hehe!
I am Hatsume Mei after all! Prodigy member of the Hero Support Department!
If there was one person here you could thank, who would it be?
>>6581491
Captain Jack Sparrow
>>6581598
Well that's worrisome. An unstable girl with a knack with explosives.
>>6581606
Aikawa
>>6581594
Very well, but you will pay for your own pizza.
>>6581606
Spike
>>6581598
Yep! It was as boring as a cardboard box, to tell the truth. Black and white simply doesn't cut it anymore, y'know?
>Laughing, he puts his head on his fist, looking pleased with himself.
She can say that my outfit is bad all she wants, but that doesn't change her one in the slightest. At least my one totally has significance! I'll give her some zlotys so she can buy a new outfit. She totally deserves it.
>>6581606
Hoshi, unironically.
>>6581598
SO? Just because it hasn't happened doen't me- say I remember you! Hey Mei! How's it going?
>>6581606
My beautiful rock of course!
>As she finishes, waterfall of tears erupt from her eyes.
I already miss her!
>>6581585
cutoff. I'll be posting the roster momentarily to make sure I didn't fuck it up in my intoxication.
I mean
Nurgle loves all, but He wants to make sure that he knows you well enough
>>6581606
Garnet.
>>6581623
Sure thing. Mind if I pay for yours too?
>>6581606
Ultron
>>6581606
Rin
>>6581606
Seth
>>6581650
Here is the technical side of the roster. External part coming soon
>>6581651
>But why?
>>6581678
The Lord of Decay wish to know how his servant has done. If there are no issues, the games start in 5 of your earth minutes
>>6581683
Cause you're cool and you are one of the few that give me the time of day.
>>6581651
>>6581683
>I feel the same as this guy, you're pretty important to people ya'know.
>>6581606
Nobody. I don't care about any of you.
>>6581618
Explosives, gears, lasers, tools, wires, engines...
YOU NAME IT I CAN DO IT!! HAHA!
Anything for my cute little babies that I work so diligently on raising! That's how we mechanics are! HA!
>>6581644
Black & White?
Black & White...
>The mechanic approaches very suddenly.
Hmm... Hmmm......
...
HAHAHAHA!!! BLACK & WHITE?!
THE YUUEI ACADEMY UNIFORM IS BLUE & WHITE!
HOHOOO~! Maybe I need to SUPE you up with one of my speeecial little babies, just like she said! Something for that poor vision of yours maybe! HAHA!!
Maybe you need a good pair of goggles, just like me, do you? Do you? HUH? HUUHHH!?
>>6581647
My latest little baby.... A BOOMING SUCCESS!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
THIS HAPPINESS! I COULD BURST AT THE SEAMS!! AHAHAHAHA~!
>>6581694
TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW!
>>6581694
I accept this challenge.
>>6581694
>really though, I'm drunk as fuck. Please tell me if I fucked up
>>6581657
I certainly don't mind that at all. It would certainly save me the effort of tricking young delivery boys to help me while I make off with their pies.
>>6581694
Let us proceed, ahuhuhu~!
>>6581694
At least I have a decent meat shield.
>>6581712
>I see nothing wrong, though I am also a bone head.
>>6581606
>They left.
>>6581694
Let's just go already...
>>6581694
Hurry up, hurry up! I ain't got all night!
>>6581695
>Well I just try to talk to anyone that wants to get talked to. Getting ignored can be the worst so I don;t want anyone to feel that way.
>>6581697
>A lot of others did more than me you know. By the way, sorry I haven't been here. Got really sick doing something stupid.
>>6581707
People make bombs all the time. It's not that great.
>She puts a finger to her lip.
How good we talking about.
>>6581712
>Looks good dude.
Grandfather Nurgle tells me that his initial wait period was too long. That being said. You are the lucky ones to be honored this day. You flesh will be stripped, and you will feed the oozing maw of decay!
>>6581694
Is it starting already?
I don't see what the rush is...
>>6581747
It doesn't matter how or when I die. If I don't have a full stomach to show for it, all is wasted.
>>6581713
How sly of you, CC. I'm impressed.
Hate to ruin a classic technique by paying, but I'm a gentleman at heart.
>>6581747
Guess I get to be the leader for once. Okay! What would Sapphire do?
>>6581694
It looks totally good... But should a child really be fighting in these games? Like, that totally isn't cool.
>>6581707
>Polska's eyes widen when he realises his mistake, facepalming with all his might.
Like, they totally look the same! Navy looks the same, seriously! She's just mad because I told her the truth - it, like, really looks tacky.
I don't need goggles, SHE needs a makeover. It's the truth, darling.
>>6581747
You guys can take that, I'll just take the clothes here. Maybe they'll help me out somehow.
DAY 1
I understand to you humans, the fact that "The Avenger" kills someone immediately is some sort of irony
Yes, Glorious Brother skeleton, steal from those still burdened by flesh
>>6581781
Just taking taxes, this is simply business, spider.
>>6581794
Bring out the bad tempered loli and horny girl
>>6581781
Perfect! People need water. Now to just carry it back to them...
>As soon as Ruby touches the water, the whole river evaporates.
Ooh boy. Hope nobody saw that.
>>6581781
I saw that, dearie. Oh, if I catch you...ahuhuhu~!
>>6581746
>Well I think you're pretty cool, but I hope you're alright, this is a bad time of year to get sick, nurse it if you need to.
NIGHT 1
The original vietim of Brother Skeleton has been finally freed of the indignity of life. Hopefully you can find love in Grandfather Nurgle's embrace
Fellow demon and human females, I lend you this glorious corpse tonight, May you use it well
>>6581746
I could attach that baby to a strip-mall and with that firepower it'd be flying through the sky! HAHAHA!!! Air-borne structures!
I just need to CONTAIN it somehow-hoo-hooo~!
>>6581774
>The mechanic flips up her goggles, showing off her strange and unique eyes.
HA! You haven't even seen the other uniform we have, or her HERO COSTUME! I worked on it myself, it's one of my cuute little babies!!
>Without asking, she takes your hand off of your face with one of her greasy mitts and starting enthusiastically shaking hands.
Hatsume Mei, Hero Support Department!
Let's get straight to the point! Wanna see my little babies or not, HUH?
>>6581806
It is only a matter of time. I have things to do before I can let either of them here.
>Gotta help the loli with a folder and the Albedo is proving very hard to track down.
>>6581825
Everything worked out in the end, I got money and water. And the spider had a swift death.
>>6581825
You can be as hostile as you want, I don't mind it!
>>6581825
>Araragi with a loli
>>6581825
>>6581837
Go away! Shoo! Stop trying to sell me things!
>>6581843
That's pretty much par for the course
DAY 2
There is a lot of theft today. Why? With Grandfather Nurgle's loving embrace, we would all be able to get along.
May the two men and two women I hunt with find prey today
>>6581825
Allll right! What did she say about eating? Something about needing to chew?
>Journal entry: Month 8
>I still have yet to win a hunger game
>>6581859
I won't sell you anything! You can have everything you want for free!
>>6581872
You can't get anything, leave me alone!
NIGHT 2
What a peaceful night!
I hope I can treat this infection. Nurgle is testing me, and I, an ancient greater demon og Him, know I can pass this test
>>6581829
Well, get a different uniform instead of that one! You need to spruce it up a little bit. I only have problems with that one, and-- AH!
>Shocked by the sudden hand contact, he pulls back as soon as you're finished. Polska's usually shy around strangers, you see. It's a miracle he wasn't freaking out before.
...F-Feliks. Feliks Łukasiewicz. It's a joy to meet you, Mei.
>Sighing, he folds his arms, trying to put up a confident smile.
Sure. I'd be happy to see your "babies". Maybe they'll leave off a better first impression than the other girl.
>>6581886
Bribe the hosts, Anon. A few white lies never hurt anyone, right?
>>6581812
>I'm all better now. It was the worst though. Headaches and coughing up all types f stuff all day. Right after my b-day as well.
>>6581829
Sounds like you need a dummy! Something to test just how dangerous it is. Something that could survive the worst of it. Don't know where you would find one though.
>>6581872
If Sapphire was here she would say that we won't find any thing. But she's not holding me back now! Come on guys, I'm feeling lucky tonight!
>>6581907
>Her loud bear snores keeps her from hearing anything.
Sapphire... you shouldn't touch there....
>>6581768
I may consume more than you're able to pay, so I don't expect you to cover all of my expenses.
>>6581907
Waste of fire, but oh well. I do as I'm told.
>>6581888
You want something from me. I'm not brain dead yet you know?
DAY 3
Well done Koyomi Araragi! You have the strength to defeat a Great Unclean one! The ruinous powers will be in touch
My apologies for your fellow defeat, Brother Skeleton. Perhaps we can both find peace in The Warp
>>6581916
Huhuu!
>The mechanic hero starts digging around through the inner pockets of her jumpsuit, pulling out all sorts of random technical doohickeys and whatsitz.
Well? Aren't these little babies cute?
>She nuzzles what can be passed off as scrap metal and hot glue against her cheek.
Hmmm~! Nothing fills me with joy more than getting to show off my little babies!
Maybe you'd like to test some out? I'll compensate! HA!
>>6581925
Hmmm.... A dummy...
>The hero is very clearly staring directly at you, scratching her chin.
>>6581935
It is a common occurrence here. It shall end the moment I can remove the curse this arena brings.
>>6581935
Is a cave supposed to be important?
Discord is gay
>>6581934
Letting me hug you a little bit... Yeah, that should be eniugh, that's what I want.
>>6581935
Wait, does that mean I win?
>>6581928
I tend to eat more pizza than I can pay for too. I try to watch my wallet, but I just love eating the stuff.
>>6581935
Don't you know how tough I am? I'm super hard, baby!
>>6581947
>It takes her about a half minute to know what she's staring at.
Wait me? Nonononononono! Sapphire would have me shattered if she found out I did something like this!
Grandfather Nurgle wishes for me specifically to commemorate the lives of these two servants of his
I want anon to ship with me
Quite a lot of people to go after one little girl, no? No matter, all will feel Nurgle's touch of death soon enough
>>6581925
>That's pretty shit, but happy belated birthday, sorry I didn't get a chance to say it if you did say it here the day of, I've been touch and go here for a week or so.
>>6581960
I hear my phone ringing.I gotta go get that it could be very important.
>gets up and begins to slowly walk away.
>>6581997
This was rigged against me I just know it.
>>6581981
I can help with that if you add ydeath to that.
>>6581975
I don't know who that is but you'll be A-OK! HA!
>She slides behind the rock thing and bends forwards to place her hands of its shoulders.
Now, huhuu... why don't you come with me to my lair? That's where all my liiittle babies are, waiting for a good test subject!
I'll pay you of course.
>>6581947
Well, um...
>It's a common stereotype that Poles are a bit slow. The same applies to Poland, as he has no idea what you're pulling out your jumpsuits, looking rather confused.
They look alright, I guess. They totally look interesting, that's for sure.
>His smile falters a little as he watches on at the nuzzling, feeling a bit creeped out.
I'd be proud of showing off my things to the world, too. Like, it's a bit creepy, but understandable.
"Test some out"? Darling, I'm not going to be hurt or anything, right? I'll do it, but I'll never forgive you if I get harmed.
>>6581997
>With ho small she is, she can only really hug her arm.
Don't get any ideas now! I'm a taken woman!
>>6581981
I want to ship with Vert.
>>6582012
Huh? Come on, just one little hug! It wont hurt.
>>6581961
You'll be off earning some more I presume.
>>6581997
I had just put one out.
>>6582031
The fuck is wrong with you
>>6582024
I guarantee a.... 40% chance you don't get hurt!
>>6582042
Of course. A man's gotta provide for himself and his woman.
>>6582019
>She begins to sweat heavily as she feels the mechanics hands on her. How a rock can sweat, we'll never know.
U-uhhhh. She'll kill me for this...
It sounds like fun but how far is it? I can't be too far from her.
>>6582059
Nothing, Vert's a sweetheart.
DAY 4
I am avenged!
Save for that, I hear these games are moer bloodthirsty. I understand that is more Khorne's domain, but I expected more
>>6582075
No fuck you I'm not sweet. I'm an antisocial piece of shit that awaits for the embrace of death.
>The door to the thread swings open.
So.
...What the hell do you all do here?
>>6582038
>walks away faster
>>6582063
...
I hope you're bad at math. I naprawdę nie chcę tego robić. Dlaczego ja mam to zrobić? Fine. Show me what you wanna test on me, I'll consider it. For real, y'know.
Why haven't YOU joined the hg discord?
>>6582101
cry
a lot
>>6582093
You're trying too hard to be 4chan meta, sweetpea.
>>6582109
Because I didn't join the steam when it was popular either
>>6582077
W-Why did you do that? At least face me when doing things like that..
>>6582105
W-Where are you going?
>>6582066
I am nobody's woman.
>>6582077
This is bad. Real real bad! It could blow up at any minute and I don't have her to tell me when!
>>6582101
Or you know, we fight to the temporary death for fun and glory. Normal stuff really.
>>6582077
This never ending cycle of making fires and putting them out. It's getting quite tiresome.
NIGHT 4
What a peaceful night! Grandfether Nurgle might make himself at home here
>>6582109
No idea it existed desu senpai. gibe link
>>6582109
I wish I didn't join, I want to leave it, it's always been cancer, but lately it's just been worse.
>>6582112
Cry, huh? You got nothing better to do?
>>6582126
I can't really say I thought death could be temporary.
...Not that I'm complaining. Now I'm intrigued.
>>6582070
Just around the bend, a hop, a skip and a jump through dimensional gates all the way to Yuuei! It won't take TOO long to get there! HA!
>Out of nowhere, the girl presses an empty glass vial against your 'skin' and starts collecting the sweat.
Hohooo~! This will be good!
Only seen one of you rock-folk before and I didn't get any DNA from the last one! HAHAHA!!
>>6582107
Hohuuu... I'm a mechanic. Math is one of my MANY fortes!
>The support girl digs around in her pile of junk and pulls out a few things.
Weeeell here we've got a Shrink Ray, a Cloaking Device, a Brain Swapper, Automatic Laser-cuffs...
You want something for your poor eyes don't you though? HA! HAHA!
>>6582136
if i did, i wouldn't be here
DAY 5
Seemingly tired of the piece, a group of you mortals kills another group. While not as satisfying as corrupting the living, consuming these bodies is good enough
>>6582144
Your life sounds kinda sad. I almost feel bad.
...Almost.
>>6582113
>>6582123
Just a joke, I know it's too early for me to skipping steps.
>He holds up a box.
At least we got pizza.
>>6582151
i almost feel bad for you lmao
welcome to hell, i'll be your guide for tonight
>>6582154
>kissu
>>6582129
The h**l is this?! Punch it! Punch it till it goes away!
>>6582136
Ah well it's only here it seems. Eh if that's your thing, go for it. It can be fun even with the whiners.
>>6582143
That's way too far! Maybe when I bring her back I can do it with you! Ugh, you' so creepy! This rock. Did she have an afro? Tall? Spoke in a British accent?
>>6582148
You failed! This is what happens when you mess with Earth's elite!
>>6582154
I still love you even if you are a dumb butt~
>>6582121
Going to get my phone. It's at the other side of the room.
>picks up the pace
Night5
Mortals crave fire, but most are unsuccessful
>>6582158
I already know hell, and I don't think I really need a guide if all you guys do is cry and temporarily kill each other.
>>6582166
I guess some people don't like the concept of getting murdered over and over.
>>6582143
So you aren't bad at math, and I most likely will get hurt. Gówno.
All of those things sound, like, REALLY bad. I'm concerned if you're actually going to do anything with them. You're not going to mass-produce them, right?
>He sighs, crossing his arms even more and looking a bit miffed.
Nuh-uh, I just want to get this over with. Just because I messed up blue with black once... What've you got, mechanik?
Mortals need sustenance. It has been a hard few days, but Grandfather Nurgle provides
>>6582169
Do you promise to come back once you're done with it?
Please give me dubs so my waifu can be real
>>6582178
stop
>>6582178
That's unfortunate
>>6582180
this isn't your normal kind of hell
this is
advanced hell
i mean, this isn't the only part to this place, and we don't just cry
sometimes we conquer countries and declare war on each other for fun
>>6582174
Don't think I ever screwed up this bad before.
>>6582180
Yeah but it's not even about that most of the time! If it was, I understand completely! But eh, nothing I can do.
>>6582157
Don't think it means anything.
>Takes a slice
>>6582200
Is it alive ?
>"Hey man I've got no money can you shout me lunch?"
>"Guess if you've got nothing I can help a mate out"
>After lunch he goes out and spends $70 on trading cards and other unnecessary shit.
What the fuck is wrong with some people?
>>6582199
I have absolutely no idea! But I feel reassured that when I do you will have long forgotten about me.
>>6582209
Sounds just like the government.
>>6582211
Then what the hell are they whining about?
>>6582219
Beat him up and steal his holographic Charizard.
>>6582219
>Maybe they were pokemon cards? Gotta catch em all man.
>>6582219
>you giving out your money is the first problem
>>6582225
How could I ever forget such a cute little thing?
>>6582166
HA! THAT'S THE TICKET!
>>6582185
HAHAHAHAHA!! You're forgetting I'm a HERO!
I work in the Hero Support Department, making tools and costume for Superheroes to distribute justice! To protect the innocent and all that stuff, HA!
ALL OF THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF SOCIETY! AHAHAHA!!!
>The mechanic crams all of the doohickeys back into her jumpsuit and finds a pair of sunglasses with some circuitry crudely attached to it.
Ho, how about these X-Ray Glasses?
>>6582229
it's like the government but not really
we don't actually do anything other than declare war
FEAST
Uncharacteristic of the past few days, Grandfather Nurgle feels satisfied from the deaths that occured tonight.
I hear this ordinary office worker isn't so ordinary
>>6582212
My mind's already swimming with the romantic scenarios.
>He bites into his own slice with a wink.
>>6582241
Right right say uh...what's your name?
>>6582237
Some people take after Ultron. I would probably take most of the people here out to Denny's for a meal tbqh
>>6582254
Wiggins please stop
>>6582200
he damn well actually did it
time to collect caps
>>6582241
>>6582243
...Na litość boską, jest to że Ameryka? There's no... No, no, you're not him, nevermind.
Good! If these were to get into the wrong hands, you could, like... Have started something HUGE. It'd totally be a bad time for everyone. I believe you, for sure.
>He may be slow, but he knows when something isn't going to work. Regardless, he reaches to take it, eyebrows raised.
X-Ray glasses? I wanna try them out! C'mon, let me have a go, will you?
>>6582255
Just call me Koyomi Onii-chan!
>>6582272
What? She's cute, isn't she cute? Can we adopt her too?
>>6582245
So...the government.
>>6582219
>You know what you must do when you see him again.
>>6582229
Stupid stuff! Stuff that doesn't matter in the end! Makes me look like a genius!
>>6582243
Well howdy!
>She puts on a awful accent.
It's a ploisure meeting you again, mate! Right it is! You're conversing to one half of her!
>>6582248
This thing is just too big! Huuuraaaaaaaah!
>She throws the sword with frightening speed, leaving the poor woman in two.
Hey. I did it!
DAY 6
After an extiting past few days, the mortals decide to relax and interact amongst themselves
>My stomach hurts, give me a few minutes to go buy food
>>6582279
HA! That's what you're supposed to do!
>The mechanic hands you her X-Ray Glasses.
>>6582292
Hooooou?
>>6582288
We already have two sisters.
>>6582292
I hear that. There's a lotta stupid people out there. Good to know I can't even get rid of them here.
>>6582291
no, the government is corrupt
we're just bored
>>6582233
Fucker didn't even got a holo charizard
>>6582236
He can do both. He can buy himself lunch and then get his cards.
>>6582237
Giving money isn't a problem, if someone needs it then they can have it. I'm probably only gonna spend it on drinking.
>>6582259
Dunno about dennys but I'd take you guys to the pub to grab a parma or something.
>>6582292
Thing is I'm probably not gonna see him again because I'm moving house in a week...
>>6582288
Great! I'll hand over what information I can to the police immediately.
>>6582300
>And he takes them, a large smile on his face.
To jest po prostu niesamowite! Do these actually work? Do I just put them on? How do they work?!
>>6582319
Oh I'd take you out to Denny's twice. Shit, I would even let you get dessert.
>>6582305
I-I didn't know there was a limit t the number of little sisters someone could have...
>>6582320
Huh? Why would you do that? I haven't done anything, don't make the people at the police station waste their time.
>>6582310
So you cry and murder each other out of boredom.
That sounds really dumb but whatever.
>>6582297
Why? Why do they just, keep running away from meeeee?
>>6582300
Oi, don;t tell me you don't see it! It should be clear with how much I look like her! Oh wait!
>She covers her eyes with her hand.
Now you must see her in me!
>>6582307
Well it's what my partner says. If everyone was a genius then no one would be smart and try to outdo everyone else. Having stupidos is a necessary evil.
Grandfather Nurgle remains please with current events. WIth a simple plague, everyone can live together in harmony
>>6582319
>>6582259
Giving out your money is a great thing to do but what it boils down to is that you can't really trust anyone nowadays. I may be a complete ass at times but if I gave someone money for something they claimed that they needed then I'd ensure that they got just that and nothing else. Or better yet, if they want food then go buy them some yourself to avoid giving money.
>>6582337
You shouldn't be sad, you already have three beautiful girls in your life don't you?
Taking bets now, starting with 5 (You)'s
Who will win?
>>6582007
>Hey thanks dude. Didn't really try to make it a scene here. Just left when something was happening. Didn't think it wold be my last dy for a while. All the lesson I can get from this is don't overdrink.
>>6582345
Nice and gentle.
>She accidentally burns the supplies.
I hate it when that happens!
>>6582319
>Well that sucks. All I can say is be careful on who you give money to.
>>6582339
who doesn't do that when they're bored lmao
>>6582324
>>6582341
>i-i gotta dip
>ciao
>>6582351
Eh, benefit of the doubt most of the time. If I know them like on a friend level, I will take them out for lunch. If it's a beggar on the street? I will give them some spare change I have on hand. What they do with it is their own choice.
>>6582337
You were trying to sell something.
>>6582370
>Nice talking with Mei again. See ya.
>>6582341
Yeah but as a trade-off, you have to deal with the morons of the world.
>>6582367
Me. I just hang with friends, and sometimes do illegal shit, but that's another story.
>>6582370
...Oh. They must've been too effective, then. Na razie! Have a good whatever!
>>6582319
Oh well, at least now you know so no more making that mistake again right?
>>6582353
Hmm, that's true... It's a nice amount... You're right, I don't need to be sad about it.
>>6582376
Selling things isn't illegal... And I wasn't selling anything to begin with...
>>6582384
you're a rare minority, m80
most of the people here aren't "normal", as you can probably guess
>>6582361
Me! I have to! I couldn't stay up this long for nothing!
So far one of your earth weeks has passed. Who do you think will win the glory of Nurgle
>Avenger
>paladin
.normal businessman
>gem
Yet anotjer day of relazxation
>>6582391
Eh? Then what do you want?
Another reatively peaceful day
>>6582384
They can be harmless if you ignore them. Or they could be harmful morons. You never know unless you talk with them.
>>6582400
>>6582407
This place is gorgeous! Almost as much when we came to Earth the first time. Now to get bac-
>She looks around, seeing only an endless amount of trees.
Perfect.
>>6582416
It feels like the same day keeps playing over and over again
>>6582366
>Ah, so you went out drinking? All you need to know other than your limit is never drink on an empty stomach, never mix your alcohols, and don't drive, though that one's obvious.
>>6582410
Nothing anymore, my dreams have been shattered... And you ca forget about the Onii-chan part of my name, I'm not allowd to have anyone else call me that.
>>6582416
>She finally find her way out of the masssive forest, faceplanting as soon of she is in the open.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
My sources toll me that you humans will find this humorous
>>6582423
[muffled Baits Za Dustu in the distance]
Day 9, as usual, brings no new developments.
>>6582392
Oh hell, I'm aware. You got robots here, you got monsters here, what else you got? Aliens?
>>6582422
You're implying I want to talk with them.
>>6582427
Now hold on! What did you need?! ARGH don't do this to me!
>>6582446
as a matter of fact, yes, we do
they're pretty chill people
>>6582335
That sounds like fun, then I could actually try denny's.
>>6582351
Yeah I tend not to give money to people but when they tell you they can't afford the food then spend more money on unneeded stuff it really annoys me.
>>6582366
I'm usually careful and this dude is a friend so I was fine doing it till he just blatantly bought some shit.
>>6582389
I'm probably not going to learn from this mistake though. I'd rather shout people lunch and make the same mistake than not help a friend in need.
>>6582426
>My first time to. Probably shouldn't have done it so late. Maybe then I wouldn't have gotten the idea to walk to a store with barely anything on.
>>6582444
>Still tired, she crawls underneath all of the wood. That too catches on fire.
>HOLY FUCK SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS
Who do you think will win?
>fucking off for more alcohol and popcorn. Be back in a few you meme loving fucks
>>6582448
I know not being able to become my little sister breaks your heart, but there's nothing I can do about it anymore.
>>6582446
As my partner would say, "It is inevitable." And hey, my name's Ruby. Pleased to meet ya!
>>6582464
Ha! Do you think this will-
>POOF!
>>6582454
...Alright, let me ask another question: what DON'T you got here?
>>6582475
'Sup, Ruby. Name's Mae. Mae Borowski.
>>6582457
.... You're a nice guy man, not very practical, but nice.
>>6582460
>Well no one blames you except yourself but even that shouldn't be, I mean being drunk is definitely an exception.
>>6582483
people that contribute to society as a whole
I have returned from my feeding, and Grandfather Nurgle has informed me that a winner has been decided. Before I reveal the winner, who do you think it is?
>>6582474
>>6582468
Mate looking at this menu that ultimate Omelette seems tasty af. It actually any good?
>>6582490
I'm not a nice guy just a guy that has expendable money and terrible taste in people.
>>6582503
No matter. All we want to see is this Hell's end.
>>6582483
It's all good. Just don;t get used to me. I don't appear often.
>>6582503
It should've been me...
Going with the guy that didn't throw a knife in my head.
>>6582511
What's the difference?
The Ruinous Powers have supported one final victor, and he has been decided!
>>6582504
Please don't cry, you will just make it worse.
>>6582495
I like the cut of your jib. You got a name?
>>6582522
Why's that? You get sick of all the sadsacks weeping and murdering?
>>6582511
You better believe it is.
>>6582528
The Avenger is the one who has recieved the gifts of the chaos gods!
Can I interest you in unlimited power? You will never go old, never grow tired, or ever feel the indignity of life
>>6582528
He won? Sweet. Gratulacje. Thanks for hosting, too. Jest ceniona.
>>6582525
Well I don't wear a fedora with terrible clothes while claiming to be a nice guy and getting friendzoned all the time.
>>6582535
Bruh, I gonna get a flight to America some time to try this shit.
>>6582533
my name is anon, but you can call me anon
every faceless guy around here is named anon, actually
except for wiggins
>>6582545
>no worries my man. I'll definitely still be shitposting, but my main focus is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
>>6582547
I would suggest it. Thank god there is one down the street from me.
>>6582539
As long as I don't get rotten to the bones, I'm in.
Thank you for hosting.
>Avenger
>>6582559
Ivan would be so proud of you right now. You're a cool guy, host person, and I'm totally not saying that because of the song choice.
>Like, totally.
>>6582564
>Rudolf pancake
That's cute as shit mane
>Izaya
So I've never roleplayed before. How did I do basing myself off of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChcxaQsWS-U
>>6582579
It's America's saving grace tbqh
>>6580909
what the hell is that webm of?