HG TEAMBATTLE XIII CALM BEFORE THE STORM AND BOOKING THREAD
Welcome folks, to TeamBattle XIII: Calm Before the Storm!
THIS IS NOT TEAMBATTLE, Right after the game we will have the booking for TeamBattle XIII, which will be at 11 PM EST tomorrow. 11 teams may enter, first come first serve.
But before that, we're gonna have a good old fashioned game.
Give me 48 tributes, using a Comic-Con code (for you Kaz), 3 tribute per person limit please
Dave Strider
Thrawn
Megu
Terezi Pyrope
Temmie
>>6578665
CIA Man
Capra Demon
Bane
Laura Bodewig
Mike Pence
Lyin' Ted
Rikka
Papa Emeritus
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Altertale Toriel
Lippy
>Male.
Whyyyy
Lord Vader
Elias Ainsworth
Valiant the brave knight
Wade Barrett
Ghost
>>6578665
Ultra-Rare Pepe
Cold Sloth
Adam The Dank Engine
Rob Boss
Tali'zorah vas normandy
Underfell Undyne
Chun
Robbie Rotten
My OTP
Pyro
Roni
Microsoft Intellimouse
Anchor Arms Rowlet
Adam And Whyyyy
Carlos
Per Yngve Ohlin
Waluigi
Some faggot
>>6578665
Sash Lilac
Richfag fucking dying
>>6578841
It's Skwilliam u fig
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>>6578847
That's Richfag to you sir.
Satou
Not a tribute but you lost the game
Lunalight Leo Dancer
Genderbent Laura
Nick Wilde
Buddy Armstrong
Ben Chapman
Bananarine
If you have any subs, post em now.
zozzle
>>6578948
is that icon from Homestuck
it is, isn't it
>>6578948
Looks good. If I could not completely fucking job like last time, that would be nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWetBTWrpkE
>>6578964
nigga, my main tribute is starting to be dave now, i thought "why not" yknow. put my touch on it.
>>6578964
>that filename
This is why we're friends
>>6578948
Everything is in order.
Onward.
while we're waiting
>>6578948
I have two Neards and a Megu on my team.
Let's go.
>>6578948
Looks good to me, let's get started.
>>6579010
imagine Temmie singing the song instead of Tom
...Tem Araya
>look ma I'm avatar fagging!
Seriously tho should I get dead island or dying light
>>6579029
Damn, I wish I knew Photoshop...
>>6579043
i already told you Dead Island
So this is where the /b/sports ended. How ironic.
WE'RE OFF
Skwisgaar hands out the elusive dumbfuck award
Toriel x Capra? Is waifu stealing the next element in the Tem vs Capra rivalry?
>>6579057
Ehh but still. Is riptide any good?
>>6579061
It is still going on.
>>6579080
Call Asgore, it looks like his wife its not only cheating him with a skeltal, but with another goat (or a capra in thid case)
>>6579080
No. No. No. It's not happening.
>>6579080
Good job SS
>>6579080
Groovy ride, but it's kinda TOO retro, isn't it?
>>6579080
i see the resemblance.
>>6579085
i played both and Riptide felt shorter and more bare bones. still fun though, especially with friends.
>>6579080
Undyne is a confirmed gold digger(?)
>>6579125
Ok mane I'll check it out
>>6579136
i can dig that canon
>>6579141
I'm just gonna "avatar fag" with memes from now on. But anyways. Yea....
I suck at small talk
DAY 1
You could say that Cold Sloth is a... cold-blooded killer...
Steampunk CIA... does that mean he's on a train then?
Adam and some faggot get eaten alive
Tem steals Capra's husbando
>>6579180
A one for one deal I guess.
I want to undo this as soon as possible.
>>6579180
Err... Did I? I don't know!
>>6579180
I guess so
>It fucking sucks
Dammit, I came too late to put my tribute in the game, in the other thread I had less luck, I die at the bloodbath
>TeamBattle? I barely remember what is that, can somebody redpill me?
Oh yeah, good night everybody
>>6579180
>my tribute tears apart my other tribute
Brutal
NIGHT 1
How did Rikka get mugged by the blind girl?
Ghost is the law.
Fitting that Skwisgaar would speak that
>>6579242
Team battle is essentially hg but with teams. You make 4 tribs and put them into a team and you face off against other teams in a large hg.
>>6579180
well, you know, it was only fair
>>6579242
i just died over there, so i feel you.
TB is when you enter your pre-registered team of four to fight and all that.
'night, Sorona.
>>6579180
I must've gotten distracted by something.
>>6579242
>Enter 4 tributes as a team, mayne.
Good night, miss dragon.
>>6579259
Oh man, I can't keep doing this. And at other people's homes too?
>>6579259
I've has just been kicking back this entire game.
This is great.
>>6579242
Hello, and goodnight.
>>6579259
>richfag dies to a mouse
>>6579242
Basically we make a team of 4 tributes for ourselves, to fill up one whole district in a 48 game. Booking usually takes place on a Friday, and is when the teams are submitted in and the first 12 teams are booked. The game usually takes place on a Saturday, either on the day after or on the next week.
>>6579259
i'd ship it
DAY 2
Megu trades in explosions for firearms
Roni ripped up a drawing of Metallica, probably.
Lippy suffers
FUCK
DID I MISS BOOKING
>>6579309
.........
This is just embarassing.
>>6579316
Didn't happen yet.
>>6579309
...how the fuck would that even work?
>>6579316
nah, Gretch, it's right after this
>>6579309
Heh, Poor Capra.
>>6579316
Booking is after this round, Gretchen.
>>6579316
Nope you are safe
>>6579316
Not yet, that's after this game
NIGHT 2
Thrawn gets locked in the shame cube
Zlatan is the law
The blind girl gets lost
>>6579316
Nope, its after the game
>>6579309
Don't insult James.
>>6579309
Good thing I planned this all out. Otherwise I might have missed something.
>>6579080
>Buddy
>Her mom drives her
:(
>>6579348
Go-Karts, huh? Sounds fun!
>>6579348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVaEWQaoSo
>>6579268
>>6579270
>>6579295
Oh, now I remember it, thanks :)
>>6579275
Empress Sorona von Hartellia, as your orders.
Goodnight, what's your name kid?
>>6579291
Goodnight, magician, what's your name?>>6579316
Who are you?
>I remember that character from the Phinneas and Pherb series, but I forget her name
>>6579348
Hell yeah, This is gonna get tons of views.
DAY 3
Pyro makes some pancakes
Steampunk wrestling!
Rikka wants to make it an OT3
>>6579378
Oh, I'm Sash Lilac, but my friends just call me Lilac, your highness.
>>6579396
Hey, I put a lot of effort into this!
Hey, what happened with the Asuii Tsuyu guy?
>>6579327
>>6579330
>>6579332
>>6579334
>>6579338
>>6579348
>6 fucking replies...this is (You) heaven!
Cool. Thanks bros.
>>6579378
That is Gretchen. I go by Gretchenfag around these parts, or Gretchen if you want. I've never seen you around here before. Nice to meet you.
>>6579396
My costume ain't that bad nigga it took me a hole 3 minutes
>>6579396
So Laura, why aren't you praising Ba'al yet?
>>6579396
oh Tem, oh my god Tem.
>>6579415
Left.
>>6579419
Have another (You)
>>6579378
I go by Megu, Sorona.
>>6579396
Aw, jeez. Pyro is going crazy!
>>6579396
...i appear to have fallen back onto old ways
>>6579415
he's taking leave due to family commitments.
>>6579420
whole*
I suck at life
Also 420
>>6579396
Yeah Ainsworth, if anyone would know anything about sluts it'd be Buddy!
NIGHT 3
Megu x Waluigi?
Fun times at the bar
Lord Vader strikes
>>6579415
Long story short, we had some differences, he's left the group.
>>6579419
(you)
>>6579445
Megu x Everyone, I think.
>>6579445
Ugh, now I'm going to crash when the sun comes up.
>>6579445
are...are Temmies even old enough to drink?
>>6579445
Oh god, a Red Lantern Vader.
Not even Palpatine can survive that.
>>6579412
It is nice to meet you, Sash Lilac
>>6579419
>tfw I never knew that character name
Goodnight, Gretchen
>>6579427
Hello Megu
>>6579445
Fugg
>>6579481
Forgot pic. What's avafagging without pics??
Well, Leo Dancer got rekt, im out.
>>6579490
And who is this?
DAY 4
Well, Ghost isn't really a human, so........
Waluigi vs Deadpool is a thing I want to see now
Carmen Sandiego sightings everywhere!
>>6579499
Roleplay
>people will attack this
>>6579426
>>6579445
>>6579481
https://youtu.be/CABgiIIJ0E8
>>6579419
I raise from the dead to deliver this (you)
>>6579512
FORE!
>>6579490
Hi! I know I've seen you around a lot, Pleased to finally introduce myself properly, highness.
>>6579512
Jeez, I keep THINKING I spot something, this is confusing.
>>6579512
So nick died? Fugg
>>6579490
It's good to meet you too, your highness! I've never met a dragon empress before. I'm a water dragon myself.
>>6579512
There she is! Wait... No, she's gone.
ARENA EVENT
A costume contest!
That Sloth really is cold
>>6579573
hah
hah
nice pun
hah
>>6579573
MY NIGGA NICK STILL ALIVE
>>6579573
I didn't expect both of my other tributes to survive. Hopefully this will keep up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wnMsNLfFSg
>>6579573
Aaaand me and that ghost drop just like that.
Gah, Nothing new at this point...
>>6579573
After what happened before? Forget it.
>>6579573
OTP YOU FUCK
BUDDY IS THE HOPE OF THE WASTELAND SHE DID NOT DIE HERE
>>6579600
>dies next day
NIGHT 4
Sloth is excited for more killing
Laura gets lucky
Temmie uses a knife, with how much he likes CS:GO that seems legit
>>6579598
I'm the pun master
>>6579615
You should begin jinxing.
>use my reactions I made you
>>6579481
Hey there, Skwisgaar
>>6579509
I'm Sorona, ruler of the Western Yulean Empire, who are you?
>>6579546
Okay then Megu
>wow, these are a lot different from the ones I usually visit.
>>6579622
Eyo is all right. Here's a pick of the milky way to calm u down.
>>6579636
FACTORY NEW HUNTSMAN KNIFE | FADE, YO
>>6579636
I'm just gonna crash right now... I'm so exhausted.
>>6579639
Welcome to the Nuclear Crew
>>6579636
I just noticed that my filler mouse and Elias are in a lot of events together.
>tfw you don't roleplay
Been there, done that. Never again, no way sir, I'm fine just watching and shitposting thank you very much señoritas and señoritos (even though that isn't a real word).
>>6579639
Name's Thrawn. Nice to meet you.
>>6579639
it's because we really don't give a fuck about RP or copypastas or any of that. we just play the games and make smacktalk.
You know what time it is...
FEAST TIME
...has this ever happened before?
Either way, Tem enjoys a feast all to himself, and Jeff Bridges.
>>6579671
Entirely optional my dude. We started without it and people can choose to continue that, start it, or do a little bit of both.
>>6579655
IT'S NOT EVEN MARBLE FADE
>>6579687
>nobody but Tem goes
kek
>>6579671
Tell us the story, Gretch.
I'm sure there are some people who have never heard it.
>>6579671
The feeling's a good feeling. Unlike you I've never ever fallen down the hole, not one bit.
>>6579687
>hey guys come to our Feast
>naw
>>6579687
probably has
NO ONE at the feast however...
>>6579687
Kekd and saved
>>6579671
>Sorry, I'll be out after this.
>>6579687
I guess no one was hungry.
>>6579684
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>6579646
T-thanks.
>>6579730
Np
>>6579687
the dude abides
>>6579693
not too big on Marble Fade. i like Slaughter, Tiger Tooth, Fade, Lore, Doppler, and Night the most. i've owned knives with all those skins besides Lore.
>>6579708
...wait, what?
>>6579724
>NONONONONONONONO STAY IF YOU WANT I WAS ONLY ATTACKING MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH SEÑORITA
>>6579708
I dunno...should I?
>>6579727
>SS
I don't want to see easily identifyable anon-posting in my thread. Stop that.
>>6579751
>>6579747
Tell him.
>>6579727
>this subreddit
i ate the b8 but what the hell
>>6579727
DAMNIT SKWISGAAR
DAY 5
Cold Sloth's rampage is over
The mouse has very tight hugs
Thrawn is the fedora tipping master
>>6579724
Don't worry, you're fine. Unless you were leaving anyways I guess.
>>6579767
Whats good Jim?
>>6579708
I'd like to hear this story.
>>6579747
If I wasn't a poorfag, had a PC, and played cs go I'd buy so many knife skins
Because I'm retarded and a fig
Alright fags, I need 5 (You)'s for the story.
>>6579778
i can tell you that this isn't
>>6579778
again?!
>>6579782
meh, i just traded a lot until i got sick of all of that bullshit. cashed out most of my inventory besides skins i use and a spare knife in case i want to get back in the trading game (MW Butterfly | Slaughter).
>>6579802
god dammit Gretch
>>6579778
goddammit Elias
Okay, maybe the mouse can pull through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma0q7YlkBRw
>>6579802
Just do it.
>>6579802
Fuck (you)
>>6579802
>>6579802
>>6579802
Done.
>>6579802
>>6579802
>>6579751
>>6579778
>Ah, alright. I've been trying to stop by every time you guys pop up here.
H-How? It's just a mouse!
>>6579802
Here you go!
>>6579802
(You)
>>6579660
Thank you Skwisgaar
>>6579672
Nice to meet you Thrawn
>>6579684
Sometimes I wish the anons in the other threads can act less childish
>Damm you captcha
>>6579802
Here. I'll share my (you) collection.
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
NIGHT 5
Pyro and fire, seems legit
Lots of sleepy people
A shanking occurs
>>6579816
We appreciate you stopping in my dude!
Alright, here goes. Let Gretchen tell you a little story:
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC BLADE, STEPPED FORWARD TO OPPOSE ME
>slash! slash! slash!
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM TO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOLISH SAMURAI SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
>>6579828
god, you're telling me.
>>6579839
hey, he had a really convincing costume
>>6579857
god daMMIT
>>6579839
How the hell would a mouse masturbate? Whatever.
>varg image
Stop masturbating.
>>6579857
Hello Professor.
>>6579857
This is the best show cartoon network ever produced. Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
DAY 6
Zlatan wipes out almost half of the remaining tributes! Just like that we're down to the final four!
>>6579857
I wasted a (you) for that??
>>6579857
nigger
>>6579878
Oh boy.
>>6579878
MOTHERFUCKER
>>6579878
Jinxing mouse because i had it and it was shit
>>6579878
Please win this, mouse.
>>6579857
That's a good story.
Nothing happened NIGHT 6, on to DAY 7
1V1 FINAL DEATHMATCH!
>>6579902
>Indianapolis final four
My nigga
>>6579839
>No problem, my dude. Now since I'm dead, I'm just gonna call it a night here. Thanks for hosting.
Lilac out.
>>6579857
>boi
>>6579888
>>6579916
I guess we aren't executing Order 66.
>>6579857
>nice Samurai Jack opening story
>>6579916
WHY THE FUCK DO I NEVER WIN HERE?
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NonUZzdYRa8
Thrawn win this for Nick Wilde and all my other gay ass tributes.
>>6579929
The only good use for a nigger is
In the cotton fields.
>>6579916
>He will soon regret it
Oh, yeah he will.
>Jinxing Zlatan.
>>6579944
Shit. Didn't read that one. Fugg
>>6579940
Megu's jinxed you twice tonight.
I'm loving it.
ARENA EVENT 2
Zlatan has a horrid experience
>>6579919
No problem, cya man! Thanks for playing!
>>6579940
Its a curse
>>6579947
...
>>6579919
have a good night, my dude
>>6579940
wanna see my six wincards?
>>6579946
THE WINNER!
So.... When's tb?
>>6579969
NO. NO. NO. NO. I WILL NOT BECOME THE SECOND-COMING OF KAZ.
>>6579979
FUCK OFF DAMMIT
Good Job Pyro
(PS fuck you Megu)
>>6579947
Does Megu have the power to jinx tributes?
>>6579987
congrats, yo, and thanks for hosting, Neard
>>6579994
tomorrow night, i think 11 PM EST
>>6580008
essentially
Alright, here's the real story...
SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE
THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO MAKE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS
BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION
CHEMICAL X
>BOOM!
THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!
USING THEIR OWN SUPER POWERS-
BLOSSOM
BUBBLES
AND BUTTERCUP
HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME, AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!!!
>>6580008
You're just scratching the surface of Megu's powers.
>>6580008
Yep
>>6580006
>Adam
>>6580017
i have the real story screencapped if you want me to tell it
>>6580017
>>6580017
>not chemical Y
Fucking misogynistic sexist show
>>6580026
Ding Ding
>>6580002
It's already too late, Capra.
It's already too late.
>>6580006
What'd I do?!
>>6580008
That's three times in one day. So I would assume so at this point.
>>6580017
You should really just tell all these nice people here the true story, my friend.
>>6579987
Thanks for hosting!
>>6580033
Really? Huh, cool.
Sure, post it.
FINAL STATS AND STANDINGS
Before we get to the booking, heres the awards!
Winner: Pyro
Jimbo Killstreak Award: Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Gretchen Survival Award: Wade Barrett
Dumbfuck Award: Chun
Armin's Misadventure Award: Temmie's lonely feast
Josh Donaldson Dumbfuck Award: All those guys who got hugged to death
Temmie Award: Microsoft Intellimouse
Wait for the ava post, we book soon!
>>6580051
thanks desuarchive
>>6580058
I'm saving that senpai. Good shit right there.
>>6580013
>>6580019
>>6580022
Damn, better don't mess with her
>>6580048
This confirms the powers of Megu
>>6580058
that owns
>>6580048
NO. NO. I'M NOT CURSED. I CAN PROVE IT.. THERE'S STILL TEAMBATTLE 13 TO WIN.
Ok folks, give me 11 teams. My team will be Homestuck Beta Kids.
>>6580058
>not having the other story where he says he used to RP on Google Plus
>>6580076
Over Heaven and Under Inferno:
SSB Kazugeta, Kazugeta's Stand, Doflamingo, and DIO
>>6580076
Jimbosquad TBXIII Edition
this time: BrantSteele Generics
>Steven
>Jeremy
>Jon Misch
>District 7 Female
>>6580076
Galactic Empire
>>6580076
Undertrash Alpha
Temmie
Altertale Toriel
Storyshift Asriel
Underswap Papyrus
>>6580076
Capra's Coalition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZyPcim0RY
>>6580076
FIRESIDE GIRLS REPORTING
>>6580076
The Kobosubas
With Megu leading the fray!
>>6580076
Rowlet With Legs
>Sexy Rowlet
>Bayonetta Rowlet
>Slutty Rowlet
>Luscious Booty Rowlet
>>6580076
NSH
>>6580076
Team Bites The Dust V4
>Kosaku Kawajiri
>Red
>Inspector Gadget 1999
> OwO
>>6580076
team whyyyy
>>6580076
Emeritu's Crusaiders
>Papa Emeritus
>Valiant
>Tyr
>Johanna
>>6580076
Shit. I don't have my team poster. But y'all remember team 0% right? Can you put that in and I'll put it in l8r?
>>6580086
>Thrawn, Vader and 2 mystery Imperial tributes.
>>6580076
The monarchs
Ok, now where I can make my team pic?
>Sorona
>>6580076
team adam
>>6580113
http://wallpapereditor.com/
or you can use photoshoip or something
>>6580093
Konosubas*
God dammit.
>>6580111
THIS IS MY THIRD TRIPS TODAY
>>6580076
CIA Team
>>6580076
Team Pearl Harbor
Akagi
Kaga
Hiryuu
Souryu
>>6580076
Team shadow
>Shadow
>Sora
>Alvin
>Hubert
I swear I won't miss it this time.
>someone posts the true story
>nobody reads it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>6580113
Whelp, it looks like I'm late, again
>Crap
>>6580124
Thanks
how many teams are there?
Shit late..
>facepalm
>>6580076
Yo, replace the Fireside Girls with this team. Let the newbie play. If you do, I might greentext another RP story.
>>6580113
>>6580153
Well folks, due to the massive uptick in entires, it looks like we're gonna have to move to 2 semifinals.
All teams posted so far are in, along with wildcard slots
The final will be moved to Sunday
We still have 5 slots if you didn't enter because you were late
24'S THE ROOF NOW
SEMIS ARE ALSO BACK
>>6580179
>>6580178
SHIT NIGGER, IGNORE THAT IF YOU'RE KICKING IT UP TO TWO SEMIFINALS
I'M READY BITCHES
>>6580179
Team 0% but I don't have the poster so could you enter that?
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
>>6580178
Thank you, Gretchen
>But I don't think this can be necessary now
>>6580179
Wildcards or we need to throw all the teams right now?
>Mass effect crew
>>6580207
Now you can join in too. Is this your first TeamBattle with us?
>>6580195
already in
SEMIFINALS WILL BE 10 CST SATURDAY
FINALS 10 CST SUNDAY
I hope to see all of you there!
AND A REMINDER, 1 TEAM PER PERSON
>>6580220
Only teams right now, wildcards get entered on the thread
>>6580179
also i'm gonna add that i'm hosting semi 2 so Neard can get his beauty sleep and shit.
Okai I'm going 2 bed now. Night figs.
I'll be in the Discord if anyone needs me. Night everyone!
>>6580228
I can remember I had participated in one before...
Well, good night everyone! And good luck tomorrow!
I'll just go, and sulk in the Discord chat.
>>6580267
Thank you, good luck for everybody tomorrow
It looks like everyone is going to sleep, well, time to sleep for me too.
>>6580292
Sleep well, Sorona. Was nice meeting you finally.
>>6580292
Hey, you still here?
Ded as fuck in here
reee