>Japanese cuisine

Why do Japanese developers include so much unnecessary and bizarrely specific little details in their games, and then shit the bed on the actual GAME part?

It's like a very consistent thing with these people. Complete inversion of priorities and competence.

>>6572741
>we better do everything we can to make sure ff15 doesn't bomb
>i know, let's get our most talented artists to spend all their time making fucking food
>people like videogames about eating, right?

>>6572741
Please delete this image and thread.

Thanks.

- Jerry

>>6572741
That's some good looking toast.

>>6572741

It's actually French you dumb sack of shit

>>6572741
>"flame roasted"
>no way that's flame roasted at all
>not performing the culinary technique of "toasting" the bread to create toast

What's next, microwaved toast?

File: toast sandwich.png (96KB, 285x362px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 285x362px

it could be worse

>Guy looks so thoughtful when he says needs to prepare something to eat
>Makes toast

I don't get japs

File: 1473702620727.jpg (15KB, 339x436px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 339x436px

>>6572748
top kek

>>6572742
Because "muh vision"
To be fair, there's a handful of jap devs who actually focus on the gameplay. I remember an excerpt from Itagaki (the guy who worked on Ninja Gaiden Black) going something along the lines of
>some guy went our of his way to create these assets and add them into the game, and I told him to scrap it because it added nothing to the gameplay

File: 1471459886835.jpg (33KB, 419x419px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 419x419px

>>6572741
>He doesnt boil his toast

Could you get any more pleb?

To be fair, that is an immaculate piece of toast

>>6572752
Yes, by boiling toast.

File: laughing but then serious.gif (1MB, 368x270px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 368x270px

>>6572748
Fucking Britbongs.

>>6572748
I remember my granddad used to joke about Russian sandwiches being 2 slices of bread with nothing in between

>>6572754
>>6572752
>not sauteing your toast

do you even chef?

>>6572752
What the fuck even happens to bread when you boil it?

I've squashed bread into a ball and deep fired it but never boiled.

File: fairy bread.png (144KB, 283x386px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 283x386px

it actually can get worse

File: 1377487772787.png (207KB, 606x563px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 606x563px

>>6572759

How the fuck is that worse? Have you even fucking tried it mate?

Also someone post the Ja/ck/ webums

>>6572759
>Australia
JUST DELETE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY

>>6572748
I've actually eaten a toast sandwich before

it's good for something that takes literally 2 minutes to make

>>6572759
>literally just notbutter and sugar on bread
Can it get worse than that?

File: te.jpg (19KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x360px

>>6572759

>>6572763
Yeah, the sprinkles are actually just ground up onsect bits because it is too expensive to import real sprinkles. They are called hundreds and thousands because of the cost to import sprinkles and the amount of insects required to fill a jar.

File: cookbook10.jpg (134KB, 500x650px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 500x650px

>>6572759
Eating that isn't actually a bad thing. It's just bread with butter and sugar, I eat that as well sometimes. The only bad part is the idea that it has its own Wikipedia article and apparently a cookbook as well.

That's Marvel Cookbook tier.

>>6572762
Sure but why not at least add a slice of cheese and some ham, or something. It takes a few seconds extra and then you won't just be eating bread on bread on bread.

>>6572741
Ketchup on eggs is the worst thing that Japan consistently does, third nuke when?

>>6572757
>had to spell check saute
>is now a chef

File: d.jpg (281KB, 800x858px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 800x858px

>>6572764

>>6572759
Living upside down changes the way you think, huh?

File: 1477183845685.png (9KB, 135x286px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 135x286px

>>6572770
Fucking stop, please

I beg you

>>6572770
>For those on the go

>>6572767
I don't know about cheese, but ham is haram.

File: 1471147886812.jpg (406KB, 2193x2617px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 2193x2617px

>>6572770

>>6572770
Please kill yourself right now

>>6572770
>>6572764
Are you trying to make me vomit?

File: 1476284304871.jpg (31KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 500x334px

>>6572770

Oh, are we doing this? It's on motherfucker

>>6572770
delet this

File: 1480152592562.webm (3MB, 472x796px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 472x796px

>murikan """""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""

>>6572742
>all Japanese developers are the same
>all Japanese games are the same

>>6572765
The funny part is i don't even know if you're making that up. Australia is such a shithole and I love it

>>6572774
Then add some slices of chicken or turkey.

File: chip-butty-sandwich-with-ketchup-ANY9WP.jpg (288KB, 1300x1323px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 1300x1323px

All these peasants who have never had a proper chip butty

>>6572772
>>6572773
>>6572775
>>6572777
>>6572776
>>6572778
>>6572779
https://youtu.be/IXerWlPl0Sw

>>6572759
Hundreds and thousands of what?

>>6572780
That's Mexican tho

>>6572781
he's right though

>>6572780
that is the trashiest thing I've even seen
and I've seen plenty of those clickbait "tasty" videos

>>6572774

t. Ahmemud

File: 1476282666418.png (697KB, 640x628px) Image search: [Google]

697KB, 640x628px

>>6572784

Chip butty is a legitimately good thing.

But we're past the point of no return.

>>6572762
>I've actually eaten a toast sandwich before
WOAH that is absolutely insane, how did you manage to do it?

>>6572786
Spiders.

File: 1443035747817.jpg (33KB, 576x458px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 576x458px

>>6572784
>Chip butty on a cold night
That's true /comfy/

>>6572780
fucking mexican roach people

>>6572785
stop

File: muramasafood-670x376.jpg (31KB, 670x376px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 670x376px

>>6572741
If you want some jap food porn play muramasa.

>>6572741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQBF2CIygg

File: 1420420891660.gif (3MB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 300x250px

>>6572793

>>6572785
Fucking why? This is literally the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

File: 1477218392444.jpg (209KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 1920x1080px

AND THIS

IS TO GO

EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

File: 4c1e68e17b40cb9510da06d7befcddd12c085050.png (269KB, 458x294px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 458x294px

>>6572784
who the hell needs that much potato in a single mouthful?

>>6572793
NO MORE. WE'VE GONE TOO FAR

>>6572795
OK I laffed.

>>6572789
That's an uncooked croque-monsieur

>>6572787
never gets old

>>6572790
Ever heard of PlatinumGames? Every game developer has its own priorities. Doesn't have anything to do with nationality.

>>6572804
Hungry russians and women who really like downies

>>6572793
All right now I'm seriously getting sick.

The toothpaste sandwiches were lol so fahnny joek, but this looks like someone not only spent effort on it, but actually ate a piece of it as well.

>>6572742
Many sub-sections of games are usually outsourced or handled by specialized teams.

While programmers were trying to take on the entire game, a group of artists went around creating the food and other items that you visually see.

It's the reason why mini-games might vary in quality from the main game.

File: 752c9eebae21ee6eb9581f74c059d563.gif (2MB, 238x260px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 238x260px

>>6572812
thats not toothpaste anon

File: curb-your-dependence.jpg (52KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 300x300px

>nigger "cuisine"

>>6572803
I'm going to puke.

In Conclusion

Anglos have shit cuisine

>>6572793
This seems like a harmless prank to play on friends for their birthdays, no?

>>6572807
The absolute madmen.

File: 1479438778283.png (731KB, 1451x795px) Image search: [Google]

731KB, 1451x795px

>>6572793

>>6572803
>Like beans
>Like pizza
>wtf is this shit.jpg

>>6572810
>There's nothing weird and strangely specific in Dark Souls

>>6572815
>I'm so edgy and racist
Are you 14?

>>6572803
This is probably the least offensive of the bunch. I could eat this, you cowards.

>>6572804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

File: 1477579847702.jpg (82KB, 960x724px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 960x724px

THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS

>>6572793
Smörgåstårta is some good shid m8. Sandwich cake ftw. Especially ham ones and ones with salmon. Yumyum.

>>6572820
that is fucking disgusting, I refuse to believe somebody that disgusting exists.

File: 1480155001813.webm (2MB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x400px

>murikan """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>6572815


>>>/pol/

>>6572807
What episode of Absolutely tasty is this? I need the audio for this debacle.

>>6572814
I know, I was talking about the pictures posted before it.

That shit's mayonnaise, right?

>>6572822
>PlatinumGames
>Dark Souls

Holy shit, you don't even know what you're talking about.

File: file.png (100KB, 250x188px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 250x188px

WTF is this bongs?

File: _91312802_10451683_760744600646134_3465122986124874102_n[1].jpg (95KB, 976x549px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 976x549px

>australian cuisine

>>6572815
>work in an office with several black women
>holiday parties, everybody brings food
>no lie, mac n cheese, collered greens, and other "black people food"
>it all tastes like grease and butter
>worst diarrhea of my life later that night
>another Christmas party is coming

>>6572808
>that
>croque-monsieur

i don't know what you smoked but i want some of it

>>6572823
>I cant take a joke

File: 1477053508167.png (382KB, 523x420px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 523x420px

>british cuisine

>>6572834
You don't want to know, and I'm a bong myself.

>>6572838
>I think I'm funny

Are chip buttys actually good or is it a meme?

File: 1473929995908.webm (3MB, 360x640px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 360x640px

>he doesnt cook eggs like pro

>>6572835
FUCKING GENIUS

>>6572820
Jesus FUCKING GOD DAMMIT maybe I'm overreacting a bit but holy shit that's disgusting

I enjoy being a gourmet in Yakuza games. Shame the pic is always a little thumbnail, but there is something like 300+ menu items through out Yakuza 5.

File: 1479695899436.gif (96KB, 248x203px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 248x203px

>>6572835
Looks pretty fucking good to me mate.

File: 1462569835694.jpg (22KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 400x400px

>>6572829
>damn that looks good
>v-vodka?
>rim the glass
>grilled no stirred

>>6572829
>alcohol and dairy
enjoy your cement mixer

>>6572748
haha is that some sort of vegan sandwich?

File: 10233620_f520.jpg (37KB, 520x298px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 520x298px

>>6572834
Cucumber mayo crisps in a wrap.

That's not British because it's not a butty and we don't really like mayo on everything.

That's got to be an american thing.

A British sandwich would be Bananas and crisps.
Or the infamous Tomato ketchup butty

post ja/ck/

>>6572833
oh i actually dont haha

my bad

File: brilliant.jpg (62KB, 795x595px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 795x595px

>>6572835
>a hamburger and a hotdog in one

>>6572826
Could be edible or at least add weird flavor to the broth but I'm more surprised that the melon can survive being heated like that. I thought it would just go soggy and fall apart.

File: 1476282015334.jpg (19KB, 480x432px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x432px

MORE

>>6572831
NABE

>>6572794
Bread between bread and i put it in my mouth and i ate those foods.

>>6572844

This is in yokohama. Fuck you

>>6572836
Pro tip: They brought in expired leftovers. They tend to do that at office potlucks and Christmas parties.

File: Deep fried pop tart.jpg (3MB, 4272x2848px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4272x2848px

>American breakfast

>>6572834

British people are poor and stupid.

The only free money they have is just barely enough to pay for their shitty beer, so they have to rely on dirt cheap carbs as their food.

There's no surprise brits are the most obese race in the world when their diets are literally 95% simple carbs/sugar, and that everyone, even the indians are laughing at their "cuisine"

>>6572759
Now that's fucking gay.

>>6572842
I wouldn't call it great food, but it's honestly not bad. It's a good cheap snack after a night of drinking.

>>6572826
>that isnt that disgusting, not even close to some of this other shit
>stove is on
what the fuck

File: 1465763870479.jpg (102KB, 430x627px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 430x627px

>>6572857

>>6572825
aw man now I'm having 'nam flashbacks

>>6572842
Depends on the quality of the ingredients.
You can't just have a chip butty from your local chippy unless they are proper good.

Can't just be a faggot ass warburtons bun either. needs to be proper thick slice of hovis around golden crisp chips soaked in malt vinegar and heinz tomato sauce.

File: dsc_0065.jpg (174KB, 891x596px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 891x596px

>>6572827
>>6572793

yumyum, need more sandwich cakes.

File: Serving_Surströmming.jpg (4MB, 3888x2592px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3888x2592px

>all these people saying americans have the worst food

File: 1474743112070.png (528KB, 387x720px) Image search: [Google]

528KB, 387x720px

>tfw hungry looking at all these foods

File: 1476282586949.jpg (106KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 500x375px

I'VE ONLY JUST STARTED

File: h-hayai.jpg (31KB, 640x367px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 640x367px

>Eating anything for breakfast that you can't rush out the door with if you're in a hurry

Must be nice being a NEET

>>6572768
Fuck you m8, ketchup in eggs is good old American classic

>>6572871
It's good if you somehow never drink the liquid.

>>6572781
He's not wrong

File: jack defeated by watermelon.webm (2MB, 400x266px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x266px

>>6572853
got ya covered friend

>>6572760
Because white bread is garbage full of sugar, and it's just adding more sugar on top.

File: 1467569528439.jpg (594KB, 1944x1944px) Image search: [Google]

594KB, 1944x1944px

>>6572871
I eat this once a week. Raw straight out of the tin.

I dunno it's an acquired taste like beer.

Post fish head pie

>>6572844
For some reason i love boiled and sunny sides up eggs, but the second liquid egg touches a pan it makes me vomit, never understood why

>>6572874
>Not waking up way before work

File: 1476460174370.jpg (189KB, 1100x729px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1100x729px

>tfw this is haute cuisine in my country

>>6572873
MILKSTEAK AND JELLYBEANS

File: le autistic sandwich man.webm (3MB, 1280x536px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x536px

""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""

File: 1469701359432.webm (1MB, 756x384px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 756x384px

>>6572872
Ja/ck/ to the rescue

>>6572873
>He doesn't like milk steak with jelly beans.

File: friet.jpg (113KB, 640x336px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 640x336px

>>6572852
>we don't really like mayo on everything.
>That's got to be an american thing.
Actually it's a Dutch thing.

Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where they talk about fast food in Europe? It's true.

t. a Dutch guy

>>6572878
oh god why

>>6572877
PlatinumGames is Japanese.
Bethesda is American.

There you go.

>>6572874
N-NANI?

File: ANGURELLO™ - Taglia e servi anguria - Watermelon knife slicer.webm (2MB, 996x560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 996x560px

>>6572878
Didn't think i'd ever get to post this again

>>6572883
Not everyones got a 2 hour job

>>6572883
>Not drinking with colleagues every night after work and needing to maximize your sleep time

>>6572884
Looks like a LITERAL teratoma.

File: 1478742322768.png (104KB, 575x535px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 575x535px

>>6572770

>>6572884
that looks like the genitals of several different creatures combined into some kind of a Bop-It masturbation skill toy from hell

>>6572788
Which is in America, and North America to boot. USA is just faggots thinking they own a continent.

>>6572884
it's just a frozen ball of stomach meat you pussy. You cook that.

>>6572742
I noticed this aswell, this game is all fluff and no substance

Seems to me like they were just dicking around for years, and in the final stretch they actually had to tie everything into a package, and thats why the game is so shit

>>6572887
>literally adding 500 different cheeses
but why?

Does anyone have that screenshot of someone on /ck/ making icecream ramen or whatever it was?

File: 1467018476835.jpg (80KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 720x960px

>japanese actually go to fast food on christmas
can't make this shit up

>>6572890
Well fair enough. You don't really see Dutch people eating mayo out of jars with a spoon though.
I should've second guessed myself when I claimed Americans eat salad.

>>6572894
this is triggering me for some reason, I think it's because he only cuts about halfway into the melon, there's so much more slice under there

>>6572897
>talking to coworkers

What are you, some sort normal?

>>6572901
>murika
>same thing as America

>>6572863
>even the indians
Say what you will about their hygiene, but Indian food is damn good. I will fucking kill for some good curry.

File: 1461529871093.png (59KB, 520x520px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 520x520px

>>6572884
What the FUCK is that?

>>6572905
read the thread

>>6572884
No, this is a dog treat

Stop lying on the internet anon

>>6572861
I really don't doubt it. I look like a rude asshole now, but I really don't care. It wasn't like how when you're normally sick like that you just shit and shit a few times, fall asleep and wake up feeling fine. It was hot liquid greasy shit coming out of my ass for hours and even went into the morning light

File: Alchemy Level MAX.webm (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

>You will never be a bartender in a classy establishment where people drink for the experience not just to get drunk

File: jack2.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

JUICY

DELICIOUS

>>6572887
>rubs butter onto bread
>then puts oil on the stove
>6 layers of cheese in a single sandwich
I'm getting sick watching this.

File: dinner.jpg (373KB, 1279x1706px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 1279x1706px

>american cuisine

File: Soufflé.jpg (14KB, 220x146px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 220x146px

>>6572887
yes more fancy cooking takes autism. this is not a new thing.

>>6572906
..they aren't christian, why would they celebrate Christmas?

>>6572887
what a waste of time. just cook the bread in a pan, put the cheese and cover.

File: 1475517132350.jpg (101KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1024x768px

>>6572887

Someone please explain to me why people grill cheese sandwiches like this.

>>6572916
I'd take pouring pints over all that complicated shit to be honest

>>6572921
New Year holidays, I mean. It's celebrated all around the work regardless of religion.

File: 1462038206387.jpg (20KB, 254x221px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 254x221px

>>6572852
>That's got to be an american thing.

File: Cage.gif (463KB, 403x219px) Image search: [Google]

463KB, 403x219px

>>6572916
Holy fuck I wish I was loaded

>>6572748
I know its funny and all, but I read the article and this was actually the result of a contest of who could come up with the most cheap meal that would taste well enough at the same time. I think you also put salt and pepper on it.

why do chinks eat so many damn carbs, its nuts

all they eat is rice and noodles and pork

how do they not all have cancer and diabeetus, how the fuck are they supposedly the healthiest people in the world, i dont buy it, it must be that they're doing something like claiming their parents are alive long after they're dead to take their money from the government

>>6572910
With the Mexican population already in Murrica they are virtually the same at this point.

File: file.png (763KB, 693x1885px) Image search: [Google]

763KB, 693x1885px

>i used to do this shit
kill me

File: jack3.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

PERFECTLY COOKED MEDIUM WELL

>>6572906
Nigga, in Japan you can get a full fancy ass turkey dinner for Christmas at KFC for like $50

>>6572926
How is that assumption retarded?
America is known for their mayo consumption.

>>6572870
that looks good though

File: jack bison burger.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>6572917
JUICY CHICKEN, MEET JUICY BURGER

>>6572921
Christmas is the Coca Cola holiday, makes sense to visit a local McDonalds for it.

>>6572925
Japanese New Year isn't the same as American New Year even.
They are celebrating their occupator letting them have double rations or something.

File: HCEvCMrCO4GkAx6TwxyLMLNZ8LlSr7luzsWobGZiM7o.jpg (95KB, 467x768px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 467x768px

>>6572932
PERFECTLY COOKED YOU SAY

>>6572921
The same reason why Christmas gets celebrated in the west. It's just another reason to get together, eat, have fun, and possibly exchange gifts.

Who celebrates Christmas for religious reasons nowadays?

>>6572929
fish based diet

also japanese do exercises as a part of everyday work routine

File: topcat-reads-your-retarded-post.jpg (36KB, 580x417px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 580x417px

>>6572887
>>6572904

>They're all just variations of KRAFT "cheese" on WONDERBREAD

haute american cuisine!

File: 1467570310110.jpg (30KB, 480x490px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 480x490px

>>6572921
You are joking right?

A significant % of japanese are Christian.

And some shinto branches incorporated christian aspects such as christmas into their religion.

>>6572887
>take bread
>put a slice of cheese on it
>sit on grill
jesus christ hes making out as if it's some masterpiece it's a piece of fucking toast dude

File: jack4.webm (3MB, 844x446px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 844x446px

PERFECTLY BATTERED AND DROPPED INTO HOT OIL LOOK AT THOSE BUBBLES

>>6572795
You funny motherfucker, almost made me laugh out loud in the middle of work with that one.

>>6572936


Looks delicious. What's the problem here? All I'm seeing is one juicy burger.

>>6572931
you're doing a good enough job yourself

>>6572938
Just how I like my women

>>6572884
what the shit man, that's gross.

File: rolmops.jpg (315KB, 1280x857px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1280x857px

>>6572871
Looks like rolmops except in a tin.

That's some good eating.

File: Punished Venom Jesus.jpg (189KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1600x1200px

>>6572921
>..they aren't christian

File: avengers assemble.jpg (243KB, 1632x1224px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 1632x1224px

You should be able to solve this.

File: image.jpg (33KB, 320x213px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 320x213px

:^)

File: sour cream.jpg (2MB, 900x9794px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 900x9794px

You guys like sour cream?

>>6572934
They aren't.
If anything it's a Canadian thing.

File: [screams externally].webm (972KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

972KB, 720x480px

>>6572945

I'm begging you to delete this.

>>6572896
In fact this is a good idea if you work on a restaurant

>>6572931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsRCGwPOEes

>>6572911
This. As long as they keep their restaurants all over the place they can come over to my house and fuck my sister any day of the week.

>>6572952
..no they are not.

That's like saying America is islamic.

File: 1476279585928.jpg (807KB, 2988x5312px) Image search: [Google]

807KB, 2988x5312px

>>6572945

Fuck you that's just foul

>>6572936
It still looks frozen in the middle
How do you fuck up this bad

File: Picture__20.jpg (131KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1920x1080px

>playing FFXV the other night
>feeling pretty comfy
>see some billboard notice I can inspect
>camera cuts over to Ignis suddenly
>I'VE GOT IT

why is this guy so pumped up about recipes

File: ez omellete.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>A FUCKING BAG

>>6572803
Huh? Thats just stupid, but far from "disgusting"

>>6572951

damn, need to go and but some rolmops. as it's friday i guess some pickles and vodka goes not too far either.

surströmming just smells bad, it's actually pretty tasty, but most people ar ewhiny fags who would fucking pass out when they would have to eat a pigs snout or tongue, fucking western europeans. northern europe stronk!

>>6572742
Katamari Damacy proves you wrong.

File: worry.jpg (12KB, 200x255px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 200x255px

>>6572795

You jest, but...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5cpYKF7G_s

>>6572949
Burned to dead?

>>6572934
Then I'm going to assume all of europe has shitty teeth because i saw it on the Internet.
Seriously why do you retards fall for these obvious bait threads?

File: 2hourhollendaise jack.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>6572963
this is ja/ck/ we're talking about

>>6572920
>soufflé
>fancy
there's nothing hard or complex in a soufflé, it's a "mix the ingredient and bake just the right time" kind of food. No skill required, just being able to read the time on a clock.

File: jack6.webm (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

BON APPETIT

>>6572852
Here's what I don't get
You already have the potato chips ready to go
why then use them as an ingredient
why not just eat the chips right then
why try to mash them into some untoasted white bread
that doesn't improve anything

this goes for most recipes which include as an ingredient a precooked food item
if you already have the prepped food just eat that
don't ruin it

best example is that fucking Toast sandwich shit
You want to eat buttered toast
You already toasted and buttered the bread
why then add untoasted bread to it

well anyway you get it, whatever

>>6572945
this is what a feminist looks like

File: or both.jpg (85KB, 920x662px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 920x662px

>>6572955

Oh god I forgot about this

>>6572742
Autism. Japanese autism.

>>6572955
these are the people this website was made for

>>6572948
Thankfully i stopped doing that shit when i was told dead serious by my pediatrician i was too fat.

>>6572932
isnt this not safe for ground beef even tho its perfectly fine for steak?

the fuck is this guy doing?

File: 1480655925569.jpg (90KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 700x700px

>>6572924
This, pouring pints is a cushty job and you just get the regular joe's who appreciate the drink itself. Making shit like cocktails brings in the snobby and picky types, expecting you to put on a long fucking show in making a drink while they down that shit in half the time it takes you to complete it and every little aesthetic detail.

>>6572963
The man has no idea how to cook

Everything he makes is either an abomination from the start or ends up totally raw.

File: 1410460364955.jpg (71KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 960x720px

>>6572972

NOT SO FAST, TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS

>>6572967
My aunt used to cook a fucking perfect cow's tongue.

rip aunt Imelda ;_;

Literally not a single video game ITT.

>>6572888

That's, uh... that's raw.

This guy isn't serious, right? He's a comedy channel that makes fun of other cooking channels by being intentionally bad. He has to be.

>>6572987
cry more faggot

>>6572958
They don't do the job any better than forks, and that pork is fucking raw

>>6572904
It taste better

>>6572987
So a perfect thread for this board

>>6572955
Is this thread archived somewhere?

File: Screen_Shot_2015-05-12_at_3.31.31_PM.png (180KB, 277x268px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 277x268px

>>6572945

>>6572973
Doesn't that guy have legit brain damage?

>>6572955
Fuck me I can smell it through my monitor.

File: delicious.jpg (40KB, 446x336px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 446x336px

Who hungry here?

>>6572857
god is dead

>>6572836
It's not "black people food" you retard. It's southern food.

>>6572871
where can i buy this?

>>6572997
what is it?

File: jack's non-newtonian marinade.webm (1015KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1015KB, 1280x720px

BEHOLD

File: 1478073215345.jpg (21KB, 602x338px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 602x338px

>>6572997
>tfw had some tripe stew a month ago
Thanks for reminding me to swing by the butchers tomorrow

>>6572836
Sounds more like southern food than a specific race food.
Or are you legit that stupid?

>>6572916
Anon, people go to bars to get drunk. That IS the experience.

File: uh oh spaghettios.jpg (38KB, 348x422px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 348x422px

>>6573002

This is still the funniest one.

>>6572788
>>6572797
With the ammount of mexicans the US have, it's the same thing.

>>6572980
these are the people euthanasia was invented for

>>6572976
It fills it out. Instead of it being a simple snack it becomes closer to a meal.

>>6573002
This fucking faggot's mere existence upsets me. Everything about him is disgusting. Even the way he eats is disgusting.

>>6572987
Well then, what's the best Cooking Mama game?
Seriously asking, everytime my older brother visits he asks if a Cooking Mama came out on the Wii U. I can tell he's joking but... I'm not sure.

>>6572942
>Christianity in Japan is among the nation's minority religions. Fewer than one percent[1][2][3] of the population claims Christian belief or affiliation.

Really the Japanese people just like holidays and celebrations of any kind.

>>6573002
What the fuck is that goo?

>>6573006
What is that shit on the left side

>>6573002

>non-newtonian marinade

fucking kek

>>6572999
>>6573004
triggered niggers detected

>>6572921

Christmas is an almost entirely commercial holiday to the Japanese. They participate in the gift giving/getting portions, but there's almost no spiritual attachment. They have traditions like eating KFC on Christmas day or exchanging cakes though.

Yes, there are a good number of Christian Japanese, but most of them are nonreligious or follow an Eastern religion like Shinto or Buddhism.

>>6572947
ground beef isnt fucking safe to eat raw what the fuck people

>>6572836
>>6572815
>>6572915
Where do you live my man?
Actual African dishes aren't bad, but most of that shit is various soups.

File: cookies1.png (131KB, 438x440px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 438x440px

>>6572945
oh yeah

>>6573003
Cow stomac

File: IMG_1514.png (371KB, 545x513px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 545x513px

Poutine, my nigga, do you eat it?

And please dont say yes if it isn't Quebec Poutine

File: 1480140713444.gif (2MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x202px

>>6572741
Japanese """""cuisine"""""

>>6572835
I swear I've seen this on a background poster in a cartoon or videogame before.

>>6572823
>>6572830
Why are white guilt leftists so easily triggered?

>>6572988
He is deadly serious. /ck/ and kiwi farms love him because everything he does is wrong and/or disgusting.

Ja/ck/ made all these:
>>6572878
>>6572888
>>6572896
>>6572917
>>6572932
>>6572936
>>6572965
>>6572973
>>6572975

When he gets criticized he just starts babbling about how he's a channel for "the average joe" and not fine dining

>>6573022
I wish that dish was popular in the states

>>6573002
Oh Jesus, I think this one broke me. I'm giggling like a retarded hyena right now.

>>6573026
Average Joe my ass. Average people can cook better than he does

>>6572896

That works like shit.

>>6573016
I lived in the south for eight years. They're not lying. I got pics that'll prove their point. Post?

File: 8.8 pieces of pie.jpg (100KB, 625x501px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 625x501px

>>6573023

Fuck you that one is just sad.

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3199x2349px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3199x2349px

R8 my dinner

>>6573009
turn a crappy snack into a "meal" by mashing it into white bread?
seems disgusting, seems like a poor person trick

>>6573021
meant for >>6573001 ?

>>6573013
It was supposed to be a batter/marinade made from some sauces and corn starch

He put in a metric fuckton of corn starch so instead of being a thickened sauce it's a non-newtonian fluid. Ever heard of Oobleck?

>>6573014
looks like tater tots or possibly hush puppies.

>>6573027

Just take a trip to Montreal one weekend, can't be too far unless you're in the South.

Pretty cool city too

>>6572823
fuck off moralfag

>>6573034
That's because it is a poor persons meal

>>6573005
the experience is shit pleb

>>6572999
>>6573004
no, i grew up eating grits and shit, but i didnt eat mac and cheese and fried shit 24/7

literally 2/3rds of black people are obese, do you think that happened just by magic?

its low IQ resulting in the inability to delay gratification

same reason poor people are fat

>>6573033
Squid ink?

>>6573027
>>6573026
He must do it on purpose

The DSP of food if you will

>>6573001

Tripe.

It's stomach lining, probably beef judging from the look of it.

>>6573030
it really isn't the claw's fault, jack didn't fucking cook the meat, as usual.

>>6572780
>how to die of sodium poisoning in one meal: the webm

File: pikelets.jpg (304KB, 1000x1169px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1000x1169px

Who /Northern/ here?

>Pikelets
>Hotpot
>Toad in the hole
>Yorkies and roasties on a Sunday

>>6573043
Ye boi

>>6573033
jojo reference?

>>6572945
blood turns brown when cooked, have you faggots never had meat pie in your whole life?
(now that chick that made sourdough out of her vaginal yeast is actually real)

>>6573025
Yep. Everyone who doesn't find your joke funny must be a white guilt leftist. Grow up.

File: used pizza.jpg (71KB, 600x799px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x799px

gamestop """"cuisine""""

>>6572839
britain's own cuisine is known for being shit

>>6572748
https://youtu.be/9CWIs0CZ7o4

File: 1469648102852.png (631KB, 681x681px) Image search: [Google]

631KB, 681x681px

>>6573048
>roasties

>>6573023
feels bad man

>>6573051
>vaginal yeast
What

>>6573042

Liberals think that black people are fat because of white people.

>You see, black people are oppressed and have to take lots of low-paying work, so they don't have time too cook healthy food and end up eating nothing but processed food instead

No reasoning with those people

File: 1473814393209.png (494KB, 651x858px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 651x858px

>>6573049
Ay good man

>>6572944
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO ABJECTLY BAD AT EVERYTHING

>>6573045
Arent all sausages encased in intestines?

What else could make that kind of stretchy edible casing?

>>6573051
Food coloring, dude.

FF15 doesn't take place in Japan, you colossal retard.

>>6573034
>seems like a poor person trick
Bingo. Most of the recipes like that are tied to a working class background.

File: MOV_0021.webm (172KB, 746x420px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 746x420px

>>6573056
Fuckin tradition mate

>>6573050
The squid ink yes, puttanesca unintentionally, and I left out the red pepper flakes

>>6572742
Because Japanese games know they don't have gameplay, so they have to try to distract their braindead audiences.

Some use fanservice, some use shit like high resolution toast.

>He doesn't chug Billy Mitchell's hot sauce to make himself a god at video games

What's the matter? Are these potions too strong for you?

>>6572748
At that point why not just eat plain bread?
It would actually seem less sad

File: 1478198242309.jpg (63KB, 693x663px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 693x663px

>>6573023

File: madotsuki.jpg (139KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 600x600px

>>6573058
she had a yeast infection, scrubbed around her cooch and raised dough on whatever the fuck she pulled out of it, all documented on twitter

>>6572854
Yeah you're retarded.

>>6572877
You're retarded as well.

>>6573059
>processed foods alone make you fat
who actually thinks this?

>>6573064
fuck off weeb

File: BMSauce.jpg (108KB, 856x642px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 856x642px

>>6573069

Pick one.