>>6565311
Lycanroc? What are you doing way over there?
>>6565303
what do you mean "things"?
>>6565288
It is no issue.
>>6565311
>>6565311
Wh-
>The professor respawns in the lobby
...Very well then. I shall be off for now. Farewell to all.
My regardless to our fleshless host.
>>6565311
>>6565351
...
>>6565311
This will be done in a matter of minutes, if I'm lucky
>>6565311
>F Nafuka
>Kotohime
>Blanc
>Desmond Sycamore
You really can't trust low level cannon fodder skeletons like these to do the job.
>>6565351
Tough break, humans. There is always next time I suppose.
>>6565370
>>6565370
eh, you look familiar...
I thought Reimu got rid of you a while ago
>>6565370
Adrian does realize that that is a stuffed toy....Right?
Ah and some music for all those that may enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzPbuHXVYE
>>6565406
The loser's buying us tonight's drinks! Now get ready to receive the beating of your life!
>>6565406
It has been hours, does this place even have an exit?
>>6565388
>Cops a feel on your bitchin' tits
Nice!
>>6565406
>F A Cardboard Box
>An entire army of skeletons
>Blue Elephant
>Pom
A strange choice of weapon for someone with whip in their name.
>>6565445
>smacks you in the face with a gohei
What are you doing!
>>6565450
>>6565450
>Her thoughts of finding a man on this trip take a dark twist as the stranger follows behind silently
Daily reminder to kill yourselves, HG cancer.
Have a pity +1 for your dying shithole of a "community"
>>6565450
A fine aroma, I could get used to this.
>>6565450
It is going to be a blue Christmas without Santa, but also very red.
>>6565489
Thanks.
>>6565489
>He has to give daily reminders
Boy, aren't you a sad sack of shit.
>>6565489
Arigato gosaimasu
>>6565450
Dead men, return to the underworld! There is no space for you to walk among my grounds, Via Expugnatio!!!
>Tramples the horde of zambies
>>6565499
>F Sanae Kochiya
>Rika
>Santa and Rudolph
>You Watanabe
What a boring day. It seems the one death a day curse returns
>>6565499
Fucking Eggman
>>6565538
>kamina fucking a loli
>>6565538
>>6565538
Wherever you are, Waver boy, until the day we look at eachother again, let these words reach you first.
>>6565538
>F Histoire
I suppose it would take a vampire to know one.
>>6565550
>>6565538
>>6565573
And just as quickly as she hits, she runs.
>>6565581
oh my.
>>6565573
It's funny to believe this doesn't actually kill us.
JEWDOLPH THE BIG NOSED REINDEER
>>6565573
>>6565597
More of this will only make your anger grow stronger, enraged girl!
>Drinks everything before the loli takes any.
>>6565597
>F Adrian Rollini
>Garma Zabi
>Evileye
>Lelei La Lalena
I am willing to bet that Olivia just made the nice list.
soon
>>6565645
Clearly Eggman just grew bored of my castle.
>>6565667
Very soon.
>>6565645
Allow me some time in the bathroom first!
>Alexander takes a massive ogre shit on the toilet before coming out.
I wouldn't enter there for a while... now come! Face me with everything you have, blue woman!
>>6565683
There you are champion Nagato! Here, let's have another clash by playing admirable tacticts!
>>6565683
Oh! I know this book!
>>6565692
>>6565683
I hope you are prepared to lose once more.
>>6565683
>F Whip-chan
>Olivia
>Eggman-kun
That must truly be one angry loli.
>>6565702
I believe that one is a tad bit too adult for you Peachy.
>>6565718
They say books are a portal to a whole new world. However, others today are using actual portals to new worlds.
>>6565718
But Blanny read it to me once.
>>6565756
Oh...
>>6565718
I'm so glad to exists in this time and age, even the moon is within my reach to conquer!
>>6565715
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely said ! But I've already mastered this game long ago, there's no way I can lose to a first-timer like you.
>He hands you a second controller.
Have this and treasure it.
>>6565756
>F Humans
>Not pure Rawberry
>Emiya Kiritsugu
>Velvet Crowe
>Eleanor Lamb
The slayer of old Kris Kringles is calling someone else a monster, how ironic.
>>6565758
Is that so? Then what was the name of the protagonist?
>>6565806
>looks at the contraption with a puzzled look
What is this?
>>6565779
>changes your oil
>>6565810
The feast is upon us.
>>6565810
Uh..Draggula?
>>6565848
A tactical retreat would be best.
>>6565842
>slaps your hands away
I do not need any fluids at this moment.
>>6565837
...It's a PS4 Controller! Since you've been born in this time an age you must know about them.
Huh, it's pretty quiet around here. Can't say I'm totally displeased with that.
>>6565848
>F Capra Demon
>Lilo the nightwalker
>The Angriest loli
>Lala
Alexander and Nagato's competition kicks it up a notch.
>>6565857
Truly an endearing child.
>>6565898
Oh... I actually have the winner next slide.
>>6565897
I'm still preoccupied. And I got killed, like...really early on, too.
I summon _____
>>6565848
>>6565879
Ah, and let me slice and cook this meat properly, then we can eat it together!
>>6565897
Most of our potential champions have left to embark in a conquest crusade! Saddly, I couldn't join and show them how its done!
>>6565879
>I do not need any fluids at this moment.
>>6565925
KING OF MONSTERS ASGORE
>>6565898
>>6565889
Excuse me for a moment...I need to go commit seppuku.
>>6565879
I-It's just oil, Nagato...
>>6565898
The undead shall eat good tonight.
>>6565965
Your winner
>>6565897
The young ones are playing war. It's amusing to watch to say the least.
>>6565985
Placements and winscreen soon enough.
>>6565985
Thank you for the trial, captain!
>>6565985
Thank you for boasting Aims Gown!
>>6565994
Thanks for hosting
>>6565915
Something tells me it might still be quiet if you weren't preoccupied and pushing daisies.
>>6565938
So the slapfighting moves from one arena to another. We can only hope that they're enjoying the military hijinks.
>>6565985
What more would you say about it?
>>6565898
>>6565950
Don't be ridiculous, Nagato! satisfying your needs as a woman is nothing to be embarrassed about!
>>6565994
Splendid work, champion! Step forward at once, we shall begin negotiations.
>>6566006
>>6566008
>>6566009
it is a simple service. I couldn't allow you all with nothing to do remain with idle hands.
>>6566023
It's all there really is to it.
>>6565994
Two wins in one day.
>It was a good day meme
Thanks for hosting
>>6565994
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6565985
Congrats. Thanks for the show.
>>6566023
Eh, I can be a pretty loud person, now can't I?
>>6566045
>polishes your bones
>>6566023
Conquering is a sport only a few selected get the chance to enjoy, they better delight as much as they can, but never more than myself!
>>6566045
What about it do you find amusing? Just the fact that they're playing war, or that they see it as a mere game when they should know otherwise? Or something else besides?
>>6566064
'Can' you be a pretty loud person?
>>6566103
You could always just bumrush in and wreck up the place.
>>6566116
oh, alright
>unpolishes your bones
>>6566107
>equally fit
Alexander has muscles on his nose. He probably has muscles on his muscles.
>>6566117
Really? I thought you'd been around long enough to see stuff like that. Eh...I'm rambling, either way.
>>6566116
>crawls onto the lap of the cloaked bone man and sits
>>6566116
>The winscreen will take but a moment more.
Don't worry, i can wait.
>>6566128
He's so fucking strong he can chew Jawbreakers like gum.
>>6566128
Unf
>>6566163
that's pretty fucking strong
>>6566126
Thank you, faceless child.
>>6566117
A little bit of column A and column B.
>>6566150
Eh? Yes? Is there something that you need?
>>6566172
I heard that he's so goddamn strong that he beat Eggman-kun in an arm wrestle.
>>6566107
Watch your words, resdient. We might have both enjoyed that shower more than I expected, but that woman's heart was clearly not ready.
>>6566117
But then I'd miss the chance to recruit our latest champion! Another time will come for Alexander the Great to map the world with his name on it!
>>6566128
>kek
>>6566190
You don't have to lie
>>6566157
Here you are, gender swapper.
>>6566200
He's like fucking Hercules, man, I bet he managed to do it. If he met the man himself, that is.
He's so strong he gargles peanut butter.
>>6566191
Alexander x Nagato
Bout time she found a man in her lonely life
>>6566191
I mean, why do you think his nose smooths out on the bridge? It can only be explained that it is infact a bridge for halflings.
>>6566145
Well, I was kinda hoping I could get you to yell something and embarrass yourself, to be honest.
>>6566173
Nothing at all from column C?
>>6566191
What, not good at multitasking? Should I start calling you "Alexander the Pretty Good"?
>>6566233
Hehe, sorry to disappoint. Does it look like I'm in the mood for it?
>mind hacks everyone
>>6566223
Just shutup please.
>>6566214
>gender swapper
That's a cur.... thanks.
>>6566262
Are you a dyke?
>>6566233
Couldn't say, it is just amusing to see them playing war, like children in the backyard.
>>6566250
>The lich's racial makes mental attacks useless.
>>6566270
Anytime, human.
>>6566272
Absolutely not.
>>6566221
He's so badass he lost his virginity before his father.
>>6566284
Guess you could say he's a little bone headed
>>6566307
Alexander the Great is great for a reason. He's so strong that he got into a knifefight once - the knife lost.
>>6566323
He doesn't have to tilt his head when he eats a taco.
>>6566311
You deserve an albedo picture for that one.
>>6566323
He once had a staring contest with the sun. The sun lost.
>>6566244
How you look and what you want to do may not be related. Besides, not being in the mood for it doesn't mean you couldn't do it anyway.
>>6566284
Well, are they doing you proud? I imagine you'd know whether or not they're having at it properly.
>>6566223
Not even a week after my return from the other side and I'm already heading towards my fourth engagement? Hahahahah!
>>6566262
>Pats the boat warrior
C'mon! Don't let this small happening bring your honor down! I can't talk for everyone, but I'll keep my lips sealed for now.
>>6566233
If I'm to conquer a country I must pour everything I have into it! To divide my forces between the arena and another campaign wouldn't be wiseful.
>>6566339
If I did, it'd just come off as half-assed and lazy.
My memes, ironic
My depression, chronic
>>6566339
No, but the thought of humans controlling anything is half of the amusement. At least they have heart.
>>6566394
Hi Izaya.
>>6566365
Forgive me, my mind has been clouded lately.
>>6566318
Head back to your post Mutsu. There never was anything between you and I so it would be best if you were to forget about it.
>>6566338
>>6566331
>>6566323
>>6566335
Now I've got to live to all of your expectations, eh? Hahahahahah!
>>6566333
What a cute little shit she is
>>6566394
Life is nothing without love, my friend. Find something you're passionate about and give your mind and soul to enjoying yourself through it! It doesn't matter what anybody says, it's your life, now live it!
>>6566365
It might be if you could apply proper pressure to each front. Of course, that would depend on the strength of your enemies. Judging from the current crop, surely it couldn't take 'that' long...
>>6566371
Then roll up your sleeves and put your whole ass into it.
>>6566396
Hey, if they've got the heart, it'll get them far, for better or for worse. The trouble is trying to do better instead of worse.
>>6566404
>>6566410
Do you know how badass this guy is?
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but the King of Conquerers can swim through land.
>>6566404
Then let us cast our little affair aside and tell me, what troubles you, champion Nagato?
>>6566436
>>6566436
>ignores you
>>6566447
Changes in power, the future of those that are close to me as well as my own and living to the expectations of those who believe in me.
>>6566433
Eh, I just can't be bothered right now. I don't feel like getting all moody, you know?
>>6566494
Who is that purple haired chick?
>>6566491
>>6566494
Maybe getting moody is just what the doctor ordered. Who knows where exactly your mind will take you?
>>6566436
>>6566491
>>6566520
Meira
>>6566520
Huh? Oh, that's just Meira. What's it to you?
>>6566551
Hey, I'm in a plenty good enough mood as-is. Why would I wanna spoil that, huh?
>>6566553
>Busts your disguise.
>>6566581
>The creature sheds it's disguise, revealing another one beneath it.
>>6566592
>keeps busting your disguise
>>6566567
>cuts your braids
>>6566433
Now if only they used that time for more productive activities.
>>6566597
>The tiny rodent like cretin becomes agitated. A sinister glint appears in it's real eyes, following by what appears to be a sharp, shadowy claw forming beneath him
>>6566615
>throws you a shadow ball
>>6566553
Hello creature.
>6566531
>ignores more
>>6566442
You should appreciate my noble bulls for that! If it wasn't for them I wouldn't be where I am now! Did you know they can fly?
>>6566433
We're talking about an entire landmass, cloaked woman. My army might be great in numbers, but we're all tiny dots when compared to the vast creation the gods crafted, the sphere we call "world"! If I'm going to vanquish another nation I need every single one of their souls in the task at hand, no a single one spared anywhere else!
>>6566491
Ahhh, Reminds me when I first started the quests to expand my empire. Every man, woman, child, all of them looking as I carried their hopes on my shoulders. It doesn't let you sleep, right? But let me tell you, the hardest part has already been done, Nagato. Do you know why?
>>6566608
>Places a hand over yours holding a scissor
It's not wise to cut the braids of a fair maiden. How will you reach her on top of her tower if she has no hair to let down from her lonely window?
>>6566567
Let's explore that, if you don't mind. Could it be better?
>>6566609
Oh, I could think of no more productive use of time than that. Maybe they'll use that to springboard to battlefield domination, or something like that. Stranger things have happened.
>>6566626
Is it the intention of your gods for you to vanquish everything you see?
>>6566622
>Does fucking nothing to him because his disguise takes the first hit
>Retaliates with a Shadow Claw to the face
>>6566623
>>6566531
>When the creature is done raking the anon to piece with it's claw, it then moves it to his friend's attacker, wrapping it around her head as if it was an orange
>He stares at the black haired woman, as of awaiting some sort of command
>>6566637
Maria?
If I get the 6's I'll reveal my ava roster
If someone doesn't host now I'll fuck the Mimikyu
>>6566667
>>6566666
>>6566667
Off by one. Holy shit
>>6566626
They can fly? This man is like Jesus but more badass. The man crafted an empire and looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger's dream body.
Alexander the Great was offered a part on the TV show Heroes but quickly left after realizing it wasn't a documentary.
>>6566639
by setting them on fire!
>lights her braids
>>6566655
No need for such violence. Do not stoop to their level, you may release the impostor.
>>6566637
Return your post immediately.
>>6566626
I haven't slept well in so long...and what is that?
>>6566692
Well, isn't this just delightful. I hope the fair maiden has a remedy for her burning locks, like not acknowledging the actions of this reckless anonymous person!
>>6566651
Eh, I'm plenty comfy as-is. Sure it'd be nice if a certain someone was here, but I'm doing fine.
>>6566639
>>6566692
>She's flown off while he was preoccupied.
>>6566661
>Maria hasn't been on for nearly a month
>>6566702
>Unsure as to why his friend would want the attacker be spared, the grip loosens and the shadowclaw is ''returned'' under cover, but not before showing another shadowy claw accompanied with a snarl towards the short haired boatgirl.
>>6566711
And there she flies. Oh I wish I had wings. I would sing to all of my maidens right by their window. It would sure make it easier to dodge the ojbects they throw at me when I do.
>>6566715
Those damn Australian spiders must've finally gotten to them.
>>6566715
Good riddance.
>>6566722
Yes, but I was trying to stop you from doing something you won't be able to reverse.
>>6566651
So long as they have fun, I suppose.
>>6566727
>Gives you some Red Bull
Now you can fly as well
>>6566744
Are these the aluminum cans I've heard so much about in the commoner's living? I'll save this for later to share with my colleages. They will be most intrigued indeed.
>>6566711
A certain someone. So you've got somebody to share the tank with, do you?
>>6566736
Sorry for the change of subject, but what is it exactly that you do? I'd be interested to see where exactly your perspectives come from.
God I want to fuck Raven
>>6566785
then do it, my son
the sky's the limit
>God
>>6566785
We all do, anon. We all do.
>>6566785
It's almost Christmas, my friend. Are you feeling lucky this year?
>>6566747
>posting cute shit
N-Not working on me today
>>6566734
It's already too late from being able to reverse said situation...
Oh well, Do you have any Ideas for giving a gift to a certain someone?
>>6566800
Hey, Lord. Nice dubs.
Thanks again for the laughably small cock you gave me.
>>6566807
How are you related to this person?
>>6566806
B-But our baby, Nagato-sama.
>>6566775
What do I do? Well I suppose the best way to describe that is I am the great Ainz Ooal Gown, lich overlord.
>>6566651
To vanquish and conquer is an ambition I grasped myself without any divine intervention! That is a path the King of Conquerors has chosen!
>>6566702
The woman that confronted an entire army blocking the horizon, would such determination belong to someone unfit to guide their loved ones? The people who admire you, that want to be like you, that love you! You already have what it takes, Nagato. Believe in them, who believe in you!
>>6566689
Now now! If you keep that up you might surpass all the praising I had during my lifetime, local resident. But happy I am to be the figure of your admiration!
>>6566817
I-I'm a fan of her work! but I doubt it if she would be able to notice me... Probably that will never happen.
>>6566813
you're welcome
i'm a generous person, so you're welcome for that small cock
hey, at least it makes you feel like a true asian now
>God
>puts chalk inside the erasing part of all the erasers
>>6566842
A fan of her work, you say? Why, is this person an artist? Does a sea of her adoring fans stand between you and your beloved?
Why... get her something unexpected, something that provokes thought and a reason to explore a side she hasn't explored before! Like an exotic tea set might give her the idea to wind down and take moment to relax from her busy schedule if that may be the case...
>>6566832
I'm just giving credit where it's due, mate. You're Alexander the Great for a reason, which means a few stories have been swapped around about you.
The science conundrum of what would happen if a immovable object and a unstoppable force collided was finally solved when Alexander the Great punched himself in the face.
>>6566785
>>6566800
Ask him about that time he made change from the offering plate and "accidentally" gave himself the advantage.
>>6566805
Are you prepared to find out what it's like when your luck runs out?
>>6566823
That explains a lot, then. Means you've seen your fair share of action. How long have you been undead?
>>6566832
I can only assume they don't have any objections since you haven't been struck down yet...although I suppose there's still time.
>>6566775
What's that supposed to mean? It's just an old friend of mine. Doesn't...doesn't even remember me.
>She frowns and looks away, before reopening the comic she had.
>>6566854
Who the hell falls for THAT?
...Points for cleverness, though.
>>6566728
>Last thing I heard from them is that their internet provider was doing something as well as them being depressed
>>6566721
>pets the creature
Even if it's an imposer the resemble an old friend. Seeing harm brought even to an imposter is out of the question.
>>6566821
>they never had a baby though it would be a cute little shit
>>6566832
You're right. I should be brought down by things that are out of my control. Perhaps that's just the control freak within me making me feel this way but the constant thought of letting the others down is something that weighs heavily on my mind.
>>6566877
I produce my own luck, Miss Raven.
And duty calls!
>Explodes into a shower of rose petals
>>6566877
Goodness, it's been so long I can hardly even remember.
>>6566879
When you erase the chalk board you're going to have chalk smeared on it. Pretty great, huh? I think I outdid myself from the last two times.
>>6566879
You'll have to continue, Rika. Don't think that little pause and your sudden interest in that comic haven't gone unnoticed.
>>6566911
Okay then, what's the earliest thing you remember? Either about yourself or what you've observed?
>>6566920
Only problem is how easy it is to fix it.
>>6566933
Go right ahead! Don't blame me when your hands get all...
...
...
Chalky~.
>>6566932
The ritual of course, that is the last memory of flimsy mortality I have. Now, why so much interest...Sorceress?
Evening, dearies. How are you all tonight, ahuhuhu~?
>>6566965
>violently rapes
>>6566965
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>6566965
>hands you an eraser from the chalkboard
Go ahead and use the eraser.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCqcSuXOmk
>>6566903
>not enough cloud x Nagamon
>>6566947
Don't people already use chalk with their hands, though?
>>6566932
Imagine your best friend, the only friend you ever had for almost all your life, just...forgetting you ever existed. And calling you creepy.
ASS
>>6566965
I was in a good mood. Was being the key word.
>>6566956
Let's say I've read a few books on the concept, so it isn't one I find fearful or foreign. That said, it's not every day I get to speak to one of your kind.
>>6567003
What would cause that? That would be the question I'd ask.
>>6566970
>>6566976
As to be expected.
>Muffet sighs.
>>6566979
...I'm sorry dearie, but what?
>>6567013
That's unfortunate, dearie. What has brought you down?
>>6567003
Yeah, teacher and people who're willing to get their hands dirty. After you touch it you're going to have to make your way to the bathroom just to wash your hands off and possibly miss something big.
>>6567010
Can I say it here without getting into trouble?
Ass.
>>6567010
>>6567010
I'm gonna need sauce on that one my man.
>>6567017
Someone with the power to alter the boundaries of what is and once was is my own best guess.
...So yeah. Rewriting history. It's fun being an anomaly, huh?
>>6567022
Not like I give a crap about chalk either way. And I'm sure hand sanitizer or something works for it, too.
>>6567021
Someone...prying about things that I've been avoiding putting thought on, is all.
And jesus said: come here... the first 24
>>6566877
Struck down? Hahahahah! The gods neither protected or favored me during the expansion of my empire, woman. It was all thanks to thousands of hands, all of them human!
>>6566884
That implies there's a chance for you to let them down. Don't allow such a thing to ever happen and rejoice as you make them proud and your worries disappear!
>Pats her back with his hand, a huge manly hand.
You've got this, Nagato.
>>6566867
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Didn't I make the sky crack and the earth divide when that happened, perhaps?
>>6566965
Listening to a troubled warrior and bathed with praise, the usual!
>>6567045
Rinoa
>>6567045
Rika
>>6567045
Princess Asuka
>>6567045
Daily Dose
>>6567045
Not Pure Rawberry
>>6567017
You could say that I am a step beyond those that you have read about. But it is unwise to give out too much information to strangers now isn't it?
>>6567045
Lord AInz Ooal Gown
>The lich is slightly burned by the holy figure
Just uh, stay over there.
>>6567045
The Star-Spangled Hero
I don't remember that being in the Bible. You learn something new everyday, I guess!
>>6567045
You Watanabe
>>6567021
Go ahead and use the eraser already! I know for sure there has to be something you want to erase!
>>6567041
Using hand sanitizer would only irritate your hands! You'd have to go wash them like normal people!
>>6567045
Nishitaka
>>6567045
Tomoko
>>6567045
Nymph
>>6567045
Eruna
>>6567041
Ah, I do quite despise that sort of attitude. Tell me, dearie, shall I go introduce this person to my pets for you? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6567047
My, my, dearie, with a stature such as yours, I can see why you are being bathed in admiration. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6567045
Muffet
>>6567045
>i know thats a bait but... ok
Ranma Saotome
>>6567045
Samurott
>>6567045
Nagato
>>6567047
All I can do is try. It would be a shame if I were to fail my upcoming tests.
>>6567045
Madoka
>>6567041
Ah, so it's got something to do with that. I remember you mentioning that once before.
>>6567045
Classy Raven
>>6567045
A confident loli
>>6567045
Capra Demon
>>6567045
Beserker
>>6567045
SANESSS
>>6567081
>kissu
>>6567045
John 3:16
>>6567045
Alexander the Great
>>6567047
Exactly. The Great Chilean Earthquake happened as soon as you did it, and goddamn, was it amazing.
A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Alexander the Great. Unfortunately, it always fails.
>>6567069
...It does that? Really? Weird.
>>6567076
Eh, don't worry about it, I'm just too easily bothered, you know? Besides, if I really wanted, I could probably blast her myself.
>>6567086
Mmhm...it's what's got "our" "mom" all depressed now, too.
>She rubs at her temples.
And now it's my job to figure out how to get her to damn well remember.
>>6567069
>Muffet stares at the eraser.
...But, dearie, I do not have a blackboard to utilize this on. What is the point?
>>6567105
...Sans? You are looking quite...different.
>>6567113
Fair enough, dearie. You seemed troubled earlier today, so I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
To whom it may concern.
Thanks for playing guys.
>>6567062
???
>>6567044
Yousoro captain! Even if it's a game...seeing sad faces on my friends' side isn't what an idol should be doing.
It should be delivering a smile and being a ray of sunshine! Now I should really change into clothes fitting for these games.
>>6567113
Now you'll think twice about touching the chalk, huh?
>>6567123
Then go somewhere that you'll find a blackboard. Don't ask me why, just do it.
>>6567144
>>6567141
>>6567047
All? How can you be so sure?
>>6567064
I'm not as much of a stranger as I was a few moments ago, now am I? Besides, I think you know I'm not the kind of person that would use any of that information against you.
>>6567113
I assume you've tried some of the usual, like jogging the happy memories, and such?
>>6567156
what's with the "not pure" part?
>>6567147
I...I really have no reason to, dearie. Nor do I want to.
>>6567123
U WANNA HABƏ A BÆD TOM?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NlqUtLkTHa4
>>6567172
>Oh yo, it worked, nice.
>>6567166
You will never know ~
>>6567182
>purifies
>>6567182
ffs
>>6567178
Why did you think it wouldn't, fellow very important poster?
>>6567083
...Tests? Like, school tests?
>>6567112
Boy, how do you come up with this? You must be keeping these written somewhere! If there's a book about me I've yet to read then I must obtain it!
>>6567076
Your eyes...all 5 of them, are not mistaken! But it isn't this boy alone, but everything it has gone through.
>>6567147
That would imply I thought once about it, now wouldn't it?
>>6567123
Huh? Earlier when? I haven't been paying much attention, honestly.
>>6567160
...She won't tolerate my presence long enough to try anything. The sheer fact that I seem to know who she is and how she is seems to bother her.
>>6567186
They did a lackluster ERP session in those threads the other day, thus no longer pure.
>>6567172
Come oooon! I want to see it!
>>6567192
That would, now use it!
>>6567190
Well I have to become a certified teacher some way.
>>6567045
Blanc
>>6567188
>I meant it showing up, not it working. I've been using it.
>>6567190
What have you gone through, dearie?
>>6567192
Earlier today, dearie. You seemed somewhat...out of it, I suppose.
>>6567219
Well, fetch me some sort of blackboard, then. How else am I supposed to use this eraser?
>>6567160
Perhaps, perhaps not. Whether or not you could is probably the better question. Though I will tell you that I have an entire kingdom ready and loyal.
>>6567197
thought so
>>6567190
It's all (mostly) original. Like I said before, a few stories have been swapped about you, and I listened in to a few of them. Maybe you might hear a few around here sometime?
All scientists agree; we live in an ever expanding universe. It's all trying to get away from Alexander the Great.
>>6567192
Got any physical evidence to show her? Photos, journal entries, things like that?
>>6567233
I have friends as well, but you haven't yet given me a reason to try. And my sorcery, as you call it, isn't too shabby.
>>6567232
>he dashes away from the spider and after ten minutes he wheels in a portable chalkboard
Go on, go on!
>>6567232
Either way, thanks for supporting the site. Hiro's a massive tool but moot was always too stubborn to take donations. Twenty bucks a year to not have captcha on a site I use every day is so worth it.
>>6567219
....
No?
>>6567255
YEARS' worth! And she-she just won't listen to me! Last time I tried showing her, she SHOT at me!
>>6567232
...Out? Out how? I guess that's just how I feel in general at the moment.
>>6567045
Reigen Arataka
>>6567270
Why not?
>>6567257
...Dearie, you need to DRAW on the chalkboard first before an eraser can be of any use.
>>6567268
>Yeah, definitely. I've just started using the pass, however having no Capatcha feels sooooo fucking good.
>>6567270
Just...out of it, dearie. I really cannot think of a more apt way to explain it.
>>6567178
>paying a took to sell your data
>>6567045
Velvet Crowe
>>6567255
Ah, there isn't much reason for me to do much of anything. All I have here is my plans and the arena. So until the day where my plans come into effect, I highly doubt you will have a quarrel with me.
>>6567284
>he takes a piece of chalk that was on the chalkboard and angrily scribbles something down on it
There! Now use the erase I gave you to erase it!
>>6567280
Why WOULD I?
>>6567284
Eeh, maybe. I've just been in a poor mood all day, huh?
>>6567337
Why WOULDN'T you?
>>6567270
I see...I'd offer some direct services if I was sure it wouldn't cause any further damage...
>>6567319
Your plans being...?
>>6567160
Perhaps the gods answered the prayers of every macedon wishing for my success, but I'm sure they at least allowed this conqueror to achieve his goals with his own hands.
>>6567220
Hahahahahaha! And here I was with my imagination going wild! But even so! You're going to become a teacher so great your children will think a goddess descended in front of their classroom! It's a promise alright?
>>6567232
Ah, where do I begin? The story of the King of Conquerors is a long one.
>>6567241
Wahaow! Really? This world better stays rotating in place, it's going to be mine one day, y'know?
>>6567301
>The Koreans probably already have it anyways.
>>6567325
Alright, dearie, fine. You seem quite adamant about it.
>Muffert erases the angry scribbles on the chalkboard.
>>6567337
Seems like it, dearie. Can I improve your mood whatsoever?
>>6567351
They wouldn't be secret if I told them. Though the idea of world conquest always seemed pleasant.
>>6567352
Yes, really. It makes sense because of how many worlds there are, so it must be infinite, right? You have a long way to go before it all becomes yours.
Alexander the Great can stab you with a pillow.
>>6567148
were you also the tyrion lannister that hosted risk last month?
>>6567356
>after she erases it there's nothing left on the chalkboard
Huh!? What did you just do?
>>6567352
I have ample time, dearie. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6567351
At this rate, I probably need a middle man, huh?
>>6567344
Because I have no reason or desire to? Especially since I WATCHED you do that?
>>6567356
Eh, don't worry about it. Thanks anyhow. You want a soda or something?
>>6567352
To receive their praise and to know I have gave them the same knowledge that has served me well over the years is all I need. I will be also serving as a caretaker of sorts.
>>6567197
>it was short but fun
>don't know why i did it
>>6567389
Tch. Jackass.
>>6567352
A fair answer. What do you plan to do with your conquests once you've reached a spot where you're satisfied?
>>6567365
To be fair, you never said they were secret. To that second point, I can tell you that world conquest isn't all it's cracked up to be.
>>6567389
It might save you some time and effort, yeah. Certainly might save you some headaches.
>>6567408
Unfortunately? I don't know anyone that I could trust with the matter.
...That's actually good with people, that is.
>>6567407
Sure, me in a nutshell right there. Besides, I like markers more, myself.
>>6567377
I...dearie, I did what you told me to do. I erased the random scribbling on the chalkboard.
>>6567389
Hmm...I suppose. I've only ever had one once before, at the Royal Scientist's lab. T'was quite alright.
>>6567408
>The lich only musters a shrug
Why waste the beauty of the planet on humans? Besides, it isn't like I have much else to do.
>>6567247
I'll wring that pedophile's fucking neck when I get a hold of him!
Left handed avafags RISE UP.
>>6567426
What does preference have to do with a prank I'm trying to pull!?
>>6567432
>he gets closer to examine the chalkboard
Wh-why aren't there any marks on this!?
>he looks around the area to try and find something specific
Where is it!? Where the hell did it go!?
>>6567370
Indeed I was not.
>>6567442
>>6567442
>Ambidextrous
>>6567456
...
Dearie, are...are you alright? Do you need to lie down?
>>6567426
>crosses arms
Who do you know that isn't so good with people?
>>6567437
There are plenty of creatures besides humans. True, they screw up a fair bit of it, but you're approaching "throw the baby out with the bathwater" territory. I have experience on both sides of the issue, so trust me on this.
>>6567441
You won't do shit
>>6567482
How...h-how did you know? I-I thought I was being sneaky about it...!
>>6567442
>He awoke
Now, what you want?
>>6567442
>cheers!
>>6567485
I suppose not ALL humans are horrible. Some are endearing, like small animals you would rather not be killed..
>>6567441
I think that'd be less painful than the alternative.
>>6567442
>Raises hand
>>6567456
Makes me way less susceptible, doesn't it?
>>6567432
"Twas"? Don't get all fancy and old-fashioned on me, now.
>She rifles through her satchel for a second before casually tossing a can over.
There you go.
>>6567485
...Honestly? Like pretty much everyone I've made a friend of. A stoic who hacks at people with chainsaws, a queen-to-be with waay too much bloodlust for most people...I can think of at least two more right off the top of my head.
>>6567381
Well, sit tight! It's storytime with the King of Conquerors!
>Pulls out a book about himself, and begins reading loudly about his life.
>>6567368
I'm only aiming to conquer the world I was born in, if someone must conquer the stars and beyond it will be my worthy successor!
>>6567408
I'll only be satisfied when the entire world sumbits under one single empire, my empire! What to do after that?...I have no idea.
>>6567397
Good! Now I know my future children will be left in good care while papa Alexander is out there conquering the entire world!
>>6567489
You wanna bet I won't tear his throat out?!
>>6567536
You would entrust your children to a war hardened veteran?
>>6567442
...
>>6567535
It actually kind of makes you sound childish. Fitting for your appearance, but not for your lame attitude.
>>6567536
But why not go the extra mile and conquer the stars? I mean, you've taken over every single country and island there is, so why not go beyond and outdo all your accomplishments?
>>6567576
Is this war hardened veteran aiming to become a caretaker worth of a king's compliment?
>>6567584
Quiet you, now is not the time for such foolishness.
>>6567499
I...sneaky about what, dearie? Are you ill?
>>6567535
Not trying to, dearie. Much obliged, however.
>Muffet cracks open the soda and begins to drink.
>>6567536
>Muffet listens to the burly human talk about his life with great interest.
Hey HG try this shit out, it works!
>>6567602
Yes. I intend to fulfill my role and do my part to the best of my abilities.
>>6567608
Forget about illnesses for a second! Where the hell did you put it?
>>6567534
Who would you say are your favorites? Some of them have to have endeared themselves to you, as you say.
>>6567535
I mean people that can help, unless chainsaws have a way of restoring memories.
>>6567536
Who would you even trust with that great a prize? I wouldn't just leave it to anybody. Never mind having the largest target in the world on your back.
>>6567638
...I'm holding it in my hand, dearie.
>sneak sneak
>>6567608
...Uh. That one's got caffeine in it. You're okay with that, right?
>>6567594
HEY! It's not like I have a choice in how I look!
>>6567652
>She sighs in annoyance.
Not a one. Nobody she'd actually trust.
>>6567652
I hear it is impolite for someone to choose favorites.
>>6567672
I'm...not entirely sure, dearie. The soda the Royal Scientist offered me appeared to not contain this "caffeine," and-
>All of Muffet's eyes suddenly widen while her pupils shrink.
Oh mon, c'est merveilleux! Je ne me suis jamais senti aussi vivant! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6567566
>places 50$ on the table
>>6567664
THE CHALK I PUT INTO THE ERASER!
>>6567672
Well for one you could cut your hair or use make-up! That might help you not look like an annoying little kid.
>>6567672
Is there anybody she'd trust, or is it just grasping in the dark as far as your efforts are concerned?
>>6567689
They were probably jealous at not being among somebody's favorites. Be careful of what you hear.
>>6567671
>Lazily throws wrench
>>6567714
....
>She gawks briefly.
I thought it just got spiders drunk, not THAT.
>>6567721
I have my reasons for wearing it like this! What kind of engineer would be stupid enough to leave their hair all loose and everywhere?
>>6567722
Her new 'best friend', the shrine maiden, not that she remembers. And an oni that has a...super-limited understanding of it all. Oni never lie, after all.
>>6567721
>Muffet is still out of this world due to caffeine.
Je ne sais pas, ma chérie! Here, there, perhaps nowhere? Qui sait! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6567745
Drunk? Dearie, this is much better!
J'ai besoin de plus! Immédiatement!
>>6567719
>smashes the fucking table with a hammer
>>6567722
Perhaps, however, once you choose favorites it may demoralize the rest.
>>6567733
Is there something you desire, faceless child?
>>6567745
You wouldn't have to worry about short hair getting in the way of your important work you know. If you're really skilled you can do it without the braid work going on. How skilled are you with engineering anyways?
>>6567774
It's not a laughing matter! I had chalk places in between that eraser stuff! When you erased it all it should have left a few marks!
>>6567777
Calm down! I can't hear these people with you banging on the table like a lunatic!
>>6567831
>4chan pass