/sug/ Steven Universe General - I'm just a Gem with a R

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It's over isn't it?

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Here we

>>6561134
if you're the same guy who did the other thread delete the old one. or its gonna be even more dead

>>6561255
Just don't post in this one?

>>6561170
GO

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post gemsonas go go go

Getting three commissions from BlushMallet. What should I get? Here are some ideas i've already thought of:

>Legendary Super Saiyan Jasper
>Rose as Ragyo Kiryuin
>Greg in a bunny suit
>Jasper as Wonder Woman
>Rose and Jasper at the gym
>Rose as Jessica Rabbit
>Jasper wearing something girly while looking embarrassed
>Jasper dressed as Tier Harribel
>Jasper as Revy from Black Lagoon
>Zero Suit Peridot
>Garnet as Numbah 5 from KND
>Jasper as Inuyasha and Rose as Sesshomaru
>Jasper as Death from The House of the Dead 3
>Jedi Peridot
>Jasper dressed as Bowser, Rose as Peach, and Steven as Mario
>Rose as Jessie, Lapis as James, and Steven as Meowth
>Innocent angel and lewd devil Peridot

perfectly good thread this way
>>6560412
>>6560412
>>6560412

>>6561460
dipshit, this is the right one

>>6561460
You fuck off, learn from your mistake and make a proper thread next time.

>>6561451
>someone actually paying blushmallet money for her garbage
>having only autistic and uninteresting ideas
It fits.

NEW!
EPISODE!
TODAY!

>>6561518
>BlushMallet is garbage
Are you mentally deprived? Just curious?

>>6561612
At 7:30 EST.

>>6561619
>the autist with nary an artistic bone in his body quickly jumps to the defense of the overly popular, overrated McArtist that never improves and thinks 4 fingers is acceptable

>>6561451
>Jasper
>Jasper
>more Jasper
You should commission some taste.

>>6561819
I'm not even a Jasperfag, i'm just trying to go for something other than Peridot or Steven all the time.

>>6561612
>>6561712
Will best character Baby Sourcream make a return tonight?

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LEAK WHEN

>>6561900
Shit taste, autism, and poor reasoning skills. A trifecta.

>>6561913
1930 EDT

>>6561922
>Wanting to see some Jasper is shit taste
>Commissioning artists is autistic
>Not agreeing with someone is poor reasoning

Some advanced retardation up in here.

>>6561976
>implying character choice has anything to do with it
I'm not this guy, >>6561819

See >>6561809 for why you're a fucking retard and a cancer enabler.

Is this the correct thread?

>>6562048
No

>>6562048
Yes, because the OP was done correctly.

>>6561134
Jasper is fat

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LAPIS BLOWS (late)

Good afternoon, /sug/

>>6562181
Who said you're allowed to post?

>>6562194
Who said you're allowed to exist?

Why is it so slow on 4chan today?

>>6562314
Actual posting speed everywhere or the flow of the /sug/ generals?

>>6562335
Almost everywhere I go, it's not as active.

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OLD FAT GIRAFFE

>>6562314
/sug/ has been dead for a couple days now. Idk about all of 4chan, though.

>>6562349
All the turkeys were poisoned on thanksgiving and it took a week to kick in?

>>6562314
>>6562349
It's thursday
Posting will pick back up tomorrow

>>6562379
This.

>>6561619
We call her OverratedMallet around these parts, cowpoke.

>>6562466
Do we?

>>6562480
Yes.

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>>6562145
Forever.

>>6561451
a stupid commission to a shitty artist. just perfect

>>6561451
>not Lapis as Peach

Missed opportunity

>>6562466
Bitchmallet
Shitshallot
Cuntballot
Queen of Lapidot
Reddit's choice

>>6562542
Fan Favorite

>>6562548
*Sheep's Favorite

>>6562557
In this fandom? Same difference

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>>6562542
>Bitchmallet
Yeah I mean that one is one I hear around these parts

>>6562601
Why is Pearl carrying Steven's cheeseburger backpack?

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Would you rub Stevens belly?

>>6562618
I'd slap him right on the gem.

>>6562609
Steven killed himself on account of Jasper's autism.

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>>6562609
Beats me

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>>6562636
Why would he do that? Wasn't what they had special?

>>6562700
Nope. Not at all.

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>>6562740

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>sweet nothings

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>>6562693
>Someone made a Lapis version to counter the Jasper one

Kekkable applause.

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>>6562777
Hmm now who could have done that?
>777
Here's your prize

How long will this hiatus be?

>>6562882
2 hours

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>>6562790
>now who could have done that?

Probably just some faggot.

>>6562981
I'm sorry geez, when you tell me not to call you something I never do it again

>>6562790
Is there a source on that or nah?

>>6563011
Stop apologizing. I wasn't taking it seriously and neither should you

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If this episode has even a small hint at the green goblin I'm gonna dump connie fanart in every thread till the end of the month

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>>6563020
Yep
https://twitter.com/elrns88

>>6563026
Mmk

>>6563050
She has no reason to be in an episode like this.

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>>6563056
Nice, thanks a lot.

>>6561451
>Jasper as Death from The House of the Dead 3
>Garnet as Numbah 5 from KND
>Innocent angel and lewd devil Peridot

These are good and could help the artist improve.

>>6563532
>unimaginative crossover art that she gets commissioned to do often already could help shitmallet improve all of the sudden

>>6563532
Garnet doesn't need to be tainted by her any further, fuck off.

>>6563562
Practice can always help people.

>>6563666
Blushmallet is shit tier and always will be as long as dumbfucks like you keep throwing money at her

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>>6563700
>Implying I have money to commission stuff

I'm just trying to help the dude decide what to commission since he seems set on it.

>>6563730
>another fandomwide cancer enabler

>>6563783
>crap art is cancer
You're stupid.

>>6563803
>deviantArt tier art finding its way into every nook of the fandom isn't cancer
You're a retard.

>>6561451
Why did you go to BlushMallet? Why not Naavscolors, or Scribble, or Drawendo, or Dinklebop Manjensen?

>>6563803
>gracing that disproportionate and anatomically revolting garbage with the title of "art" at all

Fucking kill yourself.

>>6562352
Nice, I like the little bit of chub he sometimes adds to characters.

>>6563841
BlushMallet's art takes my breath away. I love her so much.

>>6563862
This bait is getting weaker and weaker

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>>6563862
I'm changing my mind. I ain't defending your choice anymore, you're a stupid faggot if you actually mean that.

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>>6563881
Let them love, kiss kiss fall inlove.

>>6563862
HAAHAHAA

>>6563862
You're mine.

>>6563841
you wouldn't even have to commission half of these people. just wait until they take your request

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>>6563955

>>6563928
True, but if you're going to give money to someone it might as well be someone who could do a good job and more than earn it.

>>6563974
I.e. not FlushdownthetoiletMallet

>>6563928
Would you rather give money to them or BM?

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>>6563955
What's up?

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>>6564013
checking out sm4sh bros mods
Seems like a pain to do but still fun

Modpacks are easy but not the same as adding only the ones you want

>>6563446
EXACTLY

AND YET

>>6564058
>AND YET

She isn't.

>>6564058
>being unable to come to terms with your new favorite gem

>>6563974
>>6563993
what i meant is you don't even need money to get something better. why waste it on BM?

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>One late night Steven is sleeping in his bed snoring loudly the gems are on a mission while Stevens rests and the whole house is silent.
>But Steven is awakened to the sound of his belly rumbling.
>He pats his hungry belly and checks the time its past midnight and he's super hungry.
>Stevens says "Oh man I know this diet is killing me I'm so hungry.
>Steven gets up from bed his bare feet touching the cold floor and he walks down to the kitchen fridge.
>Steven open the fridge and the dark house is lit up from the fridge light inside Steven sees the fridge is fully stocked with tasty junk food and sugary treats.
>Steven is frustrated "This diet would be a lot easier if she didn't keep packing the fridge full with so much food. It drives me crazy its not like she need to eat."
>Steven thinks about going back to bed but his growling belly and craving for food over powers his will and he gives into his desire,
>"Just some food to hold me over I can burn this off in the morning."
>Steven starts eating there are some doughnuts he takes one first and quickly eats it but its not enouth Steven then eats another then another it didn't take long till Steven had eaten the whole box.
>Steven licked his lips "Mmmmh that's so good I want more!
>Steven was a greedy boy and quickly forgot about having "A little snack" and set out to eat to his hearts content.
>Steven took out a big cake that Amethyst was going to eat all by herself and started taking slices and stuffing them down his mouth it only took 3 minutes for little Steven to eat the whole cake.
>Steven only wanted more his cravings took over and all this magical boy wanted to do was stuff his face.
>Unknown to him during his big binge his belly was slowly growing bigger from all the food he was eating Steven was already pretty chubby but now his little belly was growing out into a big round dome filled with food

>>6564072
I'm not the one commissioning them.

>>6564084
>Steven kept eating he was such a greedy little boy that his already full gut demanded more food.
>Steven quickly begun to eat tubs full of ice cream there was so much ice cream it was a miracle that he didn't get a brain freeze.
>Steven's big belly grew bigger and bigger his yellow shirt stretched around his mid section the buttons on his shirt strained and his soft fat tummy spilled through the gaps on his shirt.
>Steven was lost in his gluttony only wanting to eat "Much" "chew" Mmmmm more.."
>Steven kept eating determined to empty the fridge of all its delicious contents stuffing his face full of cake ice cream doughnuts and cookie cats
>His belly kept getting bigger becoming a big round basketball that was so perfectly round and soft to the touch.
>The buttons on his shirt begun to pin off like bullets letting more of his soft belly grow out for more room.
>It didn't take long till after Steven had almost cleared the fridge for Stevens big belly to finally burst out of his shirt running his favourite pajamas.
>Stevens belly jiggled for a bit from bursting free from Stevens shirt his belly now fully exposed perfectly round big and adorable with his belly button gem in the centre shinning brightly in the middle of his fat belly.
>Steven didn't care one bit that he now had a huge belly the size of a volley ball all the mattered was eating everything in the fridge Steven was a greedy boy and he loved ever minute of it

>>6564097
>Steven kept on eating filling his already full gut with more food there was not a lot left in the fridge and Steven was already past full as his belly hurt a bit from being so big and full.
>Steven carried on and kept eating determined to eat ever last bit of food in the fridge.
>Steven eat doughnuts muffins cakes and ice cream like a human trash can.
>Steven even chugged down a big bottle of chocolate milk ever chug made his huge belly a bit bigger.
>Steven looked down to see his huge belly it was so big he couldn't even see his feet anymore.
>Steven loved the sight of his own huge belly he found it funny and very satisfying.
>It didn't take too much longer till every bit of food in the once full fringe was gone and that was left were a few cookie cats.
>Steven reached for them but tanks to his massive gut he lost balance and fell over onto his back.
>The weight of his belly knocked the wind out of him and poor Steven was stuck on the floor with his own belly pining him to the ground.
>Steven tried to get up but even with his super strength couldn't get up from the floor and only made his belly jiggle.
>Steven quickly gave up too full and tired to get up back to bed or to close the fridge.
>Steven lied on the floor looking at his huge beach ball sized belly it made lots of sloshing and gurgling sounds.
>Steven rubbed his big sore belly and found it very soothing he even giggled with he jiggled it like a water balloon.
>It didn't take long for the heavy amount of food and the late night to make the already tired magical boy fall asleep.
>Steven snored through the rest of the night his big belly rising and falling with his breathing

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>>6564104
>Steven slept all night long on the cold kitchen floor with his huge overstuffed belly looming ontop of him.
>His belly was so massive it was almost half as big as him and took up his whole mid section.
>His food filled belly gurgled and made sloshing sounds as he slept trying to digest all the sugar and calorie filled food he ate.
>Steven himself slept peacefully through the night snoring loudly like always.
>Ever now and then Steven would put his hands to his belly to rub his sore tummy and because of all the food he ate and he would even smile in his sleep feeling his big warm tummy jiggle.
>In the early hours of the morning the crystal gems finally returned from there long mission >Amethyst said "Man that took way to long I'm hungry."
>Pearl "Is that all you can think about? we just captured 3 gem monsters and all you want to do is eat more disgusting food."
>Amethyst "Hey dont knock it till you try it "P"
>Amethyst hungry from her long mission walked over to the kitchen section of the house and was shocked to see Steven was on the floor sleeping with a huge fat belly rising and falling as he slept.
>Amethyst said "Uhh guys you mite want to see this."
>Garnet and Pearl walked over Pearl "What is it Ameth..aaAAhh STEVEN w-what happened to him?
>Garnet sighed and said "I saw this coming I thought he had more will power but I guess I was wrong."
>Pearl walked over to Steven who was still sleeping and pocked his BIG gut making it jiggle like a lava lamp.
>Her concerned expression turned to anger as she turned to Amethyst.
>"Amethyst look at what you did! Stevens eaten himself into a coma all because you tempted him with endless amounts of junk food WHICH YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO EAT!
>Amethyst said "What? how is this my fault Stevens the greedy one here its his fault besides that was all MY food."

>>6564111
>Steven slowly awoke to the sounds of Amethyst and Pearl bickering at one another. >Steven was soon fully awoke wondering why he was on the floor and why Amethyst and Pearl where bickering.
>He looked down then quickly remembered why.
>He ate everything in the fridge last night and now had a huge overstuffed belly that was almost as big as a beach ball.
>Steven blushed realising that he was lying on the floor with his big bare belly hanging freely out haven eaten all the food.
>He most of looked like a pig to the gems and it embarrassed him.
>The gems quickly noticed that Steven was awake and blushing heavily
>"Steven awkwardly said "Ummm g-good morning guys hahah... "BURP"
>Steven quickly covered his mouth as Pear looked really annoyed while Amethyst let out a laugh
>"Hahahaha wow dude you know I was a bit anger at first that ate all my food but I got to say this is pretty funny."
>Pearl said "Steven cover up your over stuffed stomach this instant."
>Steven tried to get up but his big belly was still weighing him down Garnet had to help the embarrassed boy to his feet making his belly jiggle even more.
>Steven quickly rushed into the bathroom to change "
>Garnet went to the door and said "Steven I know a diet is hard but you need to control your self. Your body is different to gems and you cant just burn off all that food right away know that I'm not angry with you Steven I'm just a tad bit disappointed."
>Steven quickly changed out of his ruined cloths and put on his usual jeans sandals and pink star shirt.
>But to Stevens dismay he couldn't get his shirt over his big belly.
>His huge tummy was far too big and Stevens shirt could barley cover half of his overstuffed tummy.
>Steven looked at himself in the mirror he looked ridiculous ith his big belly hanging out of his shirt even his belly gem was on full display.
>Steven rubbed his belly and said "Sorry mom I know I'm on a diet but I guess I kind of flew off the wagon ughh..."

>>6564122
>Steven was unable to get his shirt over his big fat belly so he had to settle on his gut hanging out which was super embarrassing for Steven.
>He walked out of the bathroom to see the gems Pearl looked uneasy at the sight of Stevens big belly Amethyst was trying to hold back her laugher and Garnet was just being as cool as always.
>Pearl "Steven you need to control your hunger you cant go on missions if your overstuffed with food your belly would get in the way."
>Garnet "It wont' Steven you need to dedicate yourself to this diet and for now on Amethyst cant bring food into the house."
>Amethyst got annoyed "Oh come on its not my fault Stevens as greedy as a warthog way do you have to punish e for this?
>Garnet "You do tease Steven with food knowing full well he needs to lose weight I think it would be best for the both of you if you cut down on the food,"
>Steven "I'm sorry guys I dont know what came over me last night I promise this wont happen again."
>Amethyst said to Garnet "Can I at least still eat from the trash?
>Garnet paused and then said "As long as you dont bring any trash into the house."
>Steven jiggled his fat belly "Huh my gut is still so big I eat a lot last night and I dont think its all digested yet."
>Pearl who was still very grossed out my all this talk of "food" and "bellies" said "Why dont you go for a run or something try to work that weight off and please do it fast I dont want to stare at your stomach all day...."
>Steven smiled and said "Right on it! ill burn these calories off in no time."
>Steven went out the front door and while Steven was getting ready to run Amethyst said from the door "Run fat boy run you can do it Steve!
>Steven blushed Amethyst only called Steven a fat boy a few times in his life but he hated when she said it.
>He knew she was just teasing but Steven found it really embarrassing.

>>6562618
>Three Gems and a Baby
>actually about Steven becoming pregnant somehow
What a tweest.

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>>6564137
>Steven went outside Steven thought he best start working off this big belly and seeing how huge it was Steven going to need to burn off a lot of food.
>Steven started by running on the beach thinking a good run would burn of this belly fat in no time.
>Steven was only running for a minute before he was huffing and puffing his huge belly put a lot of weight on him so running was pretty hard in his overstuffed state his big round belly jiggled up and down like a big water balloon as he ran making lots of sloshing and gurgling sounds.
>Steven soon stopped running when he found he was too tired from such a short run plus his bely hurt from all the food sloshing around inside upsetting his tummy.
>Steven looked at his big belly and gave it a little slap "Why wont this just go away already? this is so annoying and embarrassing..."
>Steven then felt a rumble in his belly Steven couldn't believe this was he hungry?
>Steven was stuffed to the brim yet his big belly rumbled for food.
>Steven blushed "This sucks...what should I do? I dont want this belly to get any bigger but I'm Sooooo hungry...."
>Steven decided to go to the big doughnut thinking maybe just one doughnut would cease his hunger.
>Steven walked into the big doughnut trying to cover his belly with his arms little help that did.
>Sadie said "Welcome to the big..w-Wow...Steven? is that you why is your gut so huge?
>Steven felt his cheeks burn red from embarrassment feeling shameful for being so overstuffed yet hunger for more food.
>Steven said "it was a long story that I dont want to get into...can I just have a doughnut please?
>Sadie said "Well ok I guess just dont complain if that gut of yours gets any bigger,"
>Steven quickly ate up the doughnut it was so sweet and filling.
>Steven knew he shouldn't but the taste was to great and he wanted more.
>Hey I know I just wanted one first but..can I get a box of doughnuts today?

>>6564151
>Steven wanted more doughnuts to fill his already overstuffed belly he knew he shouldn't but he was such a greedy boy with very weak willed so he gave into his urges and asked for more food.
>Now Sadie was not a person to juge pepole but she was judging the hell out of Steven right now she liked Steven a lot but in her head she said "God Steven you can really be a pig sometimes."
>But because Sadie was "nice" she just said with a forced smile "Sure Steven here you go."
>Steven smile and said "Thanks Sadie your the best!
>Sadie said in her head "Your lucky you're cute Steven otherwise you would be really annoying."
>Steven took the box of doughnuts and left Steven sat by the beach and opened up the box inside were tons of sugary sprinkle covered doughnuts.
>Steven licked his lips he felt like he shouldn't do this and that the gems would be upset that he went straight back to overeating right after he said he was back on the diet but Steven kind of liked doing this.
>It wasn't just the eating part but having such a huge belly felt kind of nice plus it felt kind of good being so naughty like this.
>Steven was a bad boy but he didn't care that just made him want to eat more and have an even bigger belly.
>Steven stuffed a doughnut into his mouth and quickly eat it Steven wanted to to get a sugar rush and to have a bigger belly quickly so he quickly begun to shovel doughnuts down his mouth barley chewing before swallowing.
>Steven stuffed doughnut after doughnut into his face his big soft tummy grew out ins size growing sightly bigger with ever doughnut becoming a big round dome of cute magical boy fat.
>By the time Steven had eaten half the box his big belly was already stuffed again he no longer felt hungry Steven for a second thought he just stop eating he was big enouth as it was after all.
>But Steven didn't want to stop just because he was "full" he wanted his big adorable beach ball sized belly to be even bigger.

>hits 'hide post' a dozen times

>>6564246
>a bloo bloo blue
The look and buff arms of someone who was caught stealing jaspers protein shakes

here's the new episode if you've not been in the /co/ thread
>>88093425
>https://mega.nz/#F!R0MTBSbD!2IteNTar1fq443KqlOwbXw

>>6564267
She's only buff because she has to hoist Jasper's fat ass off of her every morning

>>6564273
oh right i forget how this shit works sometimes
>>>88093425

>>6564273
>>6564287
Thanks for trying

>>6564287
ok, i clearly have no idea how linking to other threads works

>>6564300
Just check the archive.

>>6564273
I'm going to wait 15 minutes and watch it live, and for the first time, not hear /sug/'s reactions (haven't been on /co/ in days)

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It's amazing how she went from actually being so distraught that she almost ripped the gem right out of him so she could be with Rose again to loving him with all her heart.

None of the other characters will ever get development as good as Pearl.

>>6564401
>as good as pearl
>Good
Fucking retard.

>>6564401
Because falling head over heels for a human solely because she looks like Rose is healthy, right?

Did anyone else feel Garnet was worthless in this episode.

I'm starting to think Estelle cannot range emotion for shit. She sounds exactly the same in every situation.

>>6564577
They all felt useless.

>>6564577
They all were suppose to be useless.

Complete 0/10 episode waste of everyone's time I feel sorry for the animators who were forced to spend time on such filler shit.

It could of been a good comedy episode with Steven's gem doing wacky shit unconciously in humorous ways. Something like the bubble rolling him down a hill weaving through heavy traffic while Greg looks on in horror and the Gems give chase in comical ways.

Instead they went with a shitty muh feels episode.

>>6564646
It looked pretty shitty, but I still thought it was cute. It felt way too short, though.

>>6564646
So you wanted absolutely nothing to happen but are upset when they are trying to be relevant with lore and plot?

>>6564678
> Relevent to lore and plot

Tell me one thing new we discovered today

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>>6564646
You're a fucking retard Steven only had his powers activate in the first episode. You're the worst, you have shit taste and don't even watch the fucking show you idiot "muh filler" screaming tard, go eat the end of a gun.

>human babies don't glow

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>>6564689
Pearl tried to kill Steven and it was a Christmas episode with obvious parallels to the birth of Jesus at the end.

Learn to have fun you Debbie Downer fuck.

>>6564700
Keep that fire to yourself, Garnetto

>>6564689
-Learned of Pearl's thirst for Rose to come back was always around and not something made up.
-Learned of Ruby and Sapphire's forms before Jailbreak happened
-Learned Steven wants to keep his gem exposed (don't know why yet so i'll drop this)

We didn't learn a lot but you can't say there was nothing.
Either way you don't like it and wanted just comic relief instead of what the truth really was gonna be about.

I liked the episode. Didn't bring all that much to the table though

The gift-giving scene was funny, and notice how Amethyst was the one having an issue calling Steven "Rose" like a certain other quartz. That pearl/Steven's gem part was amazing in how it went from horror to gut punch in a split second. It also brought to mind Jasper twisting out ocean japser's gem...
>>6564577
I laughed out loud when she kept jumping to "muh fusion". She's a parody of herself

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>>6564736
I thought him killing himself would be the answer...

>>6564754
>Garnet pre-debut
>Muh fusion
>Garnet Season 1
>No sign of muh fusion except for few and rare points.
>Garnet Season 2
>Muh fusion strikes back but only about 50% of the time

wut

>>6564810
Steven is a FUSION
Rose is trying to unFUSE
>literally unfuses and makes Steven cry

Can't make this shit up.

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>>6564754
To be fair that thinking was instilled into her by Rose. When she first saw her Rose was only interested in her because she was a fusion and when they met she told her that fusion is the most important thing about her and is the only thing that makes her unique.

Of course you would try to bring up fusion when you've spent a thousand years with a leader who only believes you're interesting because of that one thing, you'd base your whole personality around that since they've convinced you that that's all you are.

The moment it was revealed to Steven that became all she was because now that he knows she thought that was the only thing he would care about.

Rose is a monster that destroys more than she saves.

>>6564646
>>6564689
>>6564736
I want this dumb fucking retard to suck a pipe of exhaust live on TV and then get thrown into a crushing machine

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>>6564834
That's actually pretty fucking sad when you put it that way

>>6564849
>implying he hasn't already

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>>6561451
>Not just commissioning based god Drawendo

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>>6564880

>>6564916
Just check channel 1000

Fuck it. Who are some good SU artists I can commission for art and porn?

What did Greg mean by "he's not going to turn into a laser beam is he?"

Did Rose really turn into a burst of light maybe like the laser light canon and burn Greg for life?

>>6564962
That's what people have been speculating about his permanent tan

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>>6561451
Get her to draw her characters with 5 digits to a hand.

>>6564962
When Rose died she temporarily transformed into a giant cannon, which shot baby Steven out.

>>6565112
> strap-on laser light cannon

>>6565125
In my ass.

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>>6564951
Drawnendo

>>6565159
But that's Scribble.

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>>6565159
That's scribble though.

This is Drawendo.

>>6565159
Not Endo, but he's good, too.

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>>6564898
Just now heard of him and I like what I see. Discount-Supervillain has also been on my radar for a little bit.

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>Steven kept on eating stuffing more doughnuts into his mouth eating as fast as he could.
>Steven felt a sugar rush come as he ate faster and the food tasted even better and his huge stuffed belly was making all kind of gurgling and sloshing noises.
>Soon Steven finally ate all the doughnuts and it only took him a few minutes to eat every doughnut in the box.
>Steven let out a cute little burp and lied on his back satisfied after his huge meal.
> Steven patted his huge belly and said "Oooohh man that was so good..."
>Steven lazily looked down to see his yoga ball sized belly so large and stuffed to brim with food his shirt now couldn't cover one bit of his huge belly letting his big gut just bare it was a really cute belly and Steven greatly enjoyed the feeling of being so stuffed.
>Steven put a hand out to feel his huge belly it was so warm and so full it was like touching a balloon yet it still felt soft and cuddly.
>Steven relaxed on the beach rubbing his huge gut when he suddenly heard someone "Steven...is that you?
>Steven completely forgetting he was out in public looked up to see his best freind Connie looking at him but mostly his big belly.
>Steven freaked out "AAAaaaahhh -c-c-Connie I can explain I know this mite seem a bit weird."
>Suddenly Connie put out her hand and to touch Stevens big belly which made him blush.
>Connie flashed Steven a smile and said "Steven..you know you look really cute like this..."
>Steven gulped and blushed thinking that this day was going to head into a some seriously odd places

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Need more sex slave Pearl

>>6565402
We need more of Pearl getting punished by Garnet for being a lowly, defective queer, instead of being a mighty, super queer like herself.

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The context could not be more different, but what Pearl said here (and is often implied, like in Greg the Babysitter which just happens to be another baby episode) about gems having difficulty with change applies to Jasper hardcore, who can only behave like she's still fighting in the war against rose quartz

>Pearl throughout the series needing to accept the one she loves so much is gone and to feel strong on her own
>Jasper after an unbubbling needing to accept the one she hates so much is gone and to feel strong on her own
Maybe what Rebecca said about this season going into "self love and not needing a relationship" really does apply to both of them if Jasper is coming back this season. For Pearl, more on the actual romantic relationship side of things- I see the culmination of what's to come with Mystery Girl leading up to that. And for Jasper: of course swallowing Steven=\=Rose, but also the fusion (a different way to talk about relationships, as Sugar had said) side of things like getting over Lapis and understanding what was so wrong with that whole situation and her views on fusion. Some lines in Earthlings imply she's not over that whole thing, I mean, how could she have gotten any closure?

I see a way for every gem to play a part in Jasperdemption. I hope she comes back sooner rather than later

>>6565259
Both are superior choices

>>6564401
>muh rose AGAIN
Yes, Pearl gets such varied development. I'm so glad she's been featured in so many episodes, really worth all that screen time they've give her.

>>6565457
Could it be that Jasper tries to stay "stuck in the past", in reference to her still believing to be at war with Rose, in order to cope with the loss of her Diamond? It plays in perfectly with her cocksure attitude when it comes to her own abilities. If she surrounds herself with thoughts from the war, her golden years, than she can feel like less of a failure for letting her leader get shattered, which I believe she partly feels is her fault for not being able to save her.

>>6565617
>Ugh why is this character who got over Rose recently having issues with Rose in a flashback?

>>6564951
any of these >>6563841

>>6565623
Absolutely. Jasper was basically in a self-made bubble even before she got doggered and 'dotted. If just one brick was pulled out of the wall she built it'd all come crashing down with no way to handle it, which actually may have happened already

Jasper's corruption visibly started with her "tfw no one who fuses stays" line, and what absolutely wrecked her and did her in fully was when that damning "this thing cannot be Rose Quartz" moment came: Steven essentially tilting his head like a puppy at her PD caterwauling. So 5000 years of nothing (sort of like our Mirror Gem there, though also opposite: active and angry VS stationary and presumably desolate)

>>6565738
I'm really not sure how you managed to miss the point so hard

>>6565832
He's a pearlfag, it's kind of to be expected.

>>6565832
It's annoying but I don't see how you expected anything less from a baby Steven episode, besides it does show her growth perfectly. She was going to fucking kill him and now she loves him.

>>6565829
If only she could learn to love herself.

>>6566125
Some might meme out "season 6" but I'll say "season 4 or 5"

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>>6565760
Does Dinklebop do commissions?

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I want to watch Steven play Dark Souls and laugh as he dies to the Asylum Demon.

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>>6566340

>>6566236
no idea. why don't you ask them?

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>>6566397
Tsk, tsk, tsk

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How long until art of Her actually pulling it out?

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>>6566758
Soon

>>6566758
How long until art of Jasper and Lapis raping Sapphire?

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>>6566795
*How long until art of Armstrong raping Sapphire?

>>6566795
>BOC and Whale Penis team up

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>>6566824
Gods.

>>6566829
>the water and sausage special

>>6566824
*bed mutant

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Does anyone got that pic of Garnet putting a gun to her chin?

I loved it when baby Steven grabbed pearl's nose

Is there an upload of the new episode yet?

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>>6566835
They are.

>>6567051
Yes

your waifu is shit

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>>6567158
No u.

>>6564951
Sleeptalker-afterdark is all about porn and is very cheap. When she's open again.

http://sleeptalker-afterdark.tumblr.com/post/153363977934/commissions-open-for-a-short-time-will-close-on

>>6567252
They could use more commissions, unlike BM they seem like the type of person who improves the more they draw.

>>6566452
They said they don't have a Paypal, what's that?

>>6567492
Are you serious?

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>>6567510
Yes, I've never heard about it until now.

>>6567530
Look it up.

>>6567541
So it's like an online bank account without giving your money to the Government?

>>6567271
Slowly but surely. Plus, pretty much no content restrictions

>>6567556
Pretty much. It's pretty widely supported, too.

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>>6567565
Pretty much? What won't they do?

>>6567820
http://sleeptalker-afterdark.tumblr.com/rules
Let's see...

>furry
I guess actual anthros considering she does Lion and corrupted Jasper
>Overweight characters
>Excessive body hair/stretchmarks/etc
>Paws/tails/animalistic characteristics on gems/trolls/etc
No tails, that's so basic it surprises me

>>6567904
pretty limited

>>6565986
Jasper needs a bath

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IT'S

>>6566397
>Lapis' favorite plant is orange
>Lapis' favorite drink is orange
>Lapis' favorite vegetable is orange
>Lapis' favorite rape victim is orange
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>6567985
*rapee of choice

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FROM THE MOMENT MY DICK HITS THE STAGE

>>6568034
IT'S THE NUTSHACK

>>6564199
>the gem sticks to her because her skin is actually pure butter and grease

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>>6567985
I love how she's making the same face at the orange juice as she is (color-corrected) jasperthyst

>>6568034
>fly like a cumshot

>>6567981
>I got hard to futa Pearl
:o

>>6567981
lol the pubic hair

Make a Gemsona! Post results!

http://www.dolldivine.com/gemsona-maker.php

>>6568190
>>6568200
Samefag

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>>6568210
all these assumptions

>>6567961
Of course she does, she's a filthy whore, after all.

>>6568329
http://orig12.deviantart.net/da2a/f/2016/311/6/f/true_colors_by_s233220-danl6yh.jpg

>>6568482
If only you knew

>>6568602
What you really are?

Greg and Rose were never legally married, making Steven a Bastard

>>6568618
Cut it out

>>6568628
He's more of a little bitch if you ask me.

>>6568628
He's a crossdressing fatass mope.

>>6567981
THE NUTSHACK

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Who gets the thing in the end?

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>>6568683
the very special cute who deserves it the most

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>>6568745
Who tried their best.

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>>6568745
Some midnight malacute is in order

>>6568877
>>6568855
>tfw we'll never see her again now that Jasper is effectively dead

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>>6568893
Never ever say never, ever. Until the show's over anyway

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>>6568959

>>6568995
Jesus she's eager for them AIDS

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>>6569007
The AIDS are irrelevant to her

>>6569009
The AIDS are like a fine condiment

>>6569020
To what? Their relationship?

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>>6569024
Whatta filename. Pearl looked about to peck her too

>>6569032
Jasper's... body? Sexy ketchup?

>>6569058
There's more to it than that. They can't fuse with that stuff all over her. It could pass off onto Lapis

>>6569068
>implying Lapis isn't kinky as fuck

>>6569068
A really spicy hot sauce that lapis can't handle

>>6569086
bug catcher lapis when

>>6569087
You're so weird

>>6569095
We just had a whole arc about bug catcher Jasper though

>>6569124
translator anon where are you

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>>6569150
The handwriting looks a little annoying

>>6569198
From the thumbnail, it looks like she's getting corruption smeared all over her. But no, it's malachite/malachite symbolism. I can't get over that it was an OCEAN Jasper she fused with, and that Jasper first started to show teal/corruption after the indirect lapis reference she made. And she ended up with none of the pink OJ had either

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Best ship.

>>6569281
>artist: MyLapidot

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>that Zukepis

>>6569306
The hair is as formless if not moreso than zukepis, but the nose throws it off. Zuke would do anime dot nose if she could

>>6569319
I noticed the nose right after I posted. It's revolting, nonetheless

>>6569247
i wish someone had asked Sugar if that was intentional at that one con

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>>6569333

>>6569340
That reminds me I had a shot at transcribing the one interesting thing that did get asked at the con:
>42:45 Sugar gets asked about the decision process behind corrupted gems

>"It varies from monster to monster. I think the one that we were the most specific about are the ones Steven meets in the snow, because we knew that those were jaspers, (types of jaspers). (I think if Jasper), uh, wouldn't be down to fuse with... I think if she was orchestrating it, it'd be another jasper - that'd make it better to her even if they're like (bad). It's a little more correct to her (they gotta be jaspers). Wouldn't wanna... well... anyways yeah. But then for others [other corrupted gems], it's whatever looks cool."
https://youtu.be/MeVK2kPUbD0

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>"You into this?"
With some zap sfx from the destabilizer

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So what's the news on this and that other VN?

>>6569396
god I hate how many questions were wasted on people blabbering on about shit nobody cared about

>>6569487
The one about the corrupted gems was a good question, although Rebecca did dodge it by talking about the designs which was fine since she didn't want to spoil what causes corruption.

I really don't want to watch con goers scream so what were the shitty questions?

>>6569510
At that very panel, a very drawn out "was TKK a looney tunes reference??" was one such time wasting bullshit question. And I think a for real autist talked about identifying with Peridot in this one too. At least 5 people gabber on about how SU changed their life before getting to their lame-ass question

>>6569510
most of them weren't even questions and were just people taking five minutes to tell rebecca how much they love the show

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G'night, /sug/

>>6569554
Nit-nit

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>>6569446

>>6569767
good

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>>6569124

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>>6569163

>>6570017
>>6570022
even better

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>>6569532
>"was TKK a looney tunes reference??"

Really?

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Dickshredder here,

I'm horny for green ayy lmao Dorita today. What ya got for me?

She giving me an alien fetish too.

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>>6570913

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>>6570913
made me kek

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>>6570913
.

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>>6570913
together breakfa-uck

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>>6570913
alright, I gave (you) peri porn now give me some Lappy lewdos

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>>6570991
kill yourself

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>>6570991
Here you go, whackerbud.

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>>6571230

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>>6571238

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for later

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also for later

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>>6571247

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>>6571266

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>>6571272

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>>6571275
That's it for now.

>you will never take peri's cherry

how do I deal with this feel