Fyxe Island ends here

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>>6556164
You're here illegally?!
>She gasps and puts his hands behind his back, clicking the cuffs into place around his wrists. Her hands were underwhelmingly small, not those you'd expect from a police officer.
We might have to deport you, then! Your punishment will be decided by your home's law system, since you're outside of my jurisdiction!

>>6556179
Trying to threaten me, are you? As a seasoned officer I've dealt with plenty of thieves and cannibals in my time! Now come quietly and you'll only have to serve five to ten years!
>She walks over and tries to cuff the suspect.

post fyxe lewds

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>>6556164
So who determines who is wrong and right hmmm?

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>>6556192
And that's the game!

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>>6556078
I said no.

>>6556085
I'll brew some just for me and you. What kind do you prefer?

>>6556103
Then there is no helping him.
>she smiles
No, I would not lunge at you regardless.

>>6556142
That is where you're wrong. If you do not follow through I'll inform the admiral of your actions.

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>>6556192
We're not ashamed of our body

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>>6556209
He shot himself in the back twice.. Wait, what?!

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>>6556209
You're behind Garma Zabi in the win card queue. No timetable has been announced for delivery.

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>>6556213
The commander knows I'm just having fun, so I'm not worried.

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>>6556220
Placements! Thanks for playing!

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>>6556220
>>6556226
Thank you... for hosting. It was... an enjoyable... first win.

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>>6556213
As long as it gets its job done and keeps me awake the kind doesn't matter.

>>6556213
Just bend her over your knee and give her a quick swat!

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>>6556220
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.

>>6556226
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>6556142
Right? This is the beard of a real King! C'mere and feel the difference with your own face!
>Carries loli boat on his shoulder for pic related to happen.

>>6556164
Ease your worry, boy! We're in good terms, see? She's trying to imprison me now, the absolute madwoman!

>>6556166
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have a goal way to great for your own hands to reach, but so do I! Grow taller or make me kneel before you, whatever works for you.
>Pets the pink cop

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>>6556220
Ah, so close for my dear spider friend. Anyhow, congratulations, dearie!

>>6556226
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!

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>>6556209
Aww man, well at least we lasted longer this time
>>6556226
Thanks for hosting
>>6556238
Good job winning

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>>6556226
Thanks for the game!

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>>6556226
Loom at that! Another formidable warrior arises from this battle. Thank you for the opportunity!

>>6556238
You there! I have business with you, champion.

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>>6556247
>>6556252
>>6556266
Thank you... all as... well.

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>>6556202
W-WHAT THE HELL?! DO I LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN TO YOU?!
>The hero considers breaking the cuffs for a second, wanting nothing more than to be free, but decides against it. It's probably unheroic to break handcuffs anyway, especially if it's in a situation like this.
Now, listen here, miss! You can't exactly arrest me and put me through my country's law system when I AM the country! Besides, this place isn't even part of a nation! If it was, I'm sure that Italy would be freaking out about it.
>>6556204
Common sense, basically! If someone says that one plus one is three, are they right or are they wrong? It's simple, in all honesty.
>>6556226
Hey, she won! Congrats to her, and thanks for hosting, my man!
>>6556251
I... You are? But the drinks and the noises and... Well, I'd wish her good luck, but I think you're gonna be able to get out no problem. How do I know you're not saying that just to make me calm down?

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>>6556273
Yes what... is it?

>>6556277
Thank you... as well... Alfred.

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>>6556155
You're so sweet thinking about my happiness.

>>6556213
I should also thank you for keeping an eye on him, That's just not your style I'm assuming?

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>>6556275
Now we can be friends

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>>6556251
>She floats off of the ground and rests her hands on her hips.
Humph! An experienced officer always has the tools for the job! I could have you submitting if I were to use force, but it's against code to use violence in unfamiliar areas! You win this time, but just until I get backup! What do you have on you? I demand you let me search your pockets!

>>6556277
You're not Gensokyo! I'd know it when I see it! Now come with me quietly, because we're gonna have a long chat about just how you got in here! It's up to you whether you get good cop or bad cop, because I'm both of them!
>She grabs the handcuffs by the chain and starts trying to lead him off somewhere.

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>>6556277
Not all arguments and debates are that simple, Alfy.

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>>6556226
Thanks.

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>>6556225
By being rude and unruly to your elders? That's unacceptable.

>>6556245
I would unintentionally harm her by doing such. I've never raised my hand towards one of the younger ones.

>>6556241
No kind that you prefer?

>>6556286
I have no interest on any sort affection if that's what you were referring to. I see Araragi as...a younger brother of sorts.

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>>6556114 (Ranma)
Now will getting angry fix anything?

>>6556301
>Bends Nagato over her knees and gives her a quick swat

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>>6556282
...I... Think I remember you. D-Don't mention it...?
>>6556292
G-Gensokyo? Since when did I say I WAS Gensokyo? It's not really smart to make assumptions when you don't know the full story! And I don't wanna...
>He considers his options for a second, ultimately deciding not to give her a reason to press more charges against him and complying.
Alright, fine, drag me wherever you're gonna take me. Just bear in mind that it's not gonna be an easy process putting me into jail...
>>6556298
They're not, but you need evidence to back up your side. I have heaps of evidence, and so do they... Um. What's the point of a debate, again? I'm confusing the both of them, it seems.

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>>6556251
It hurts, stop!
>>6556301
The commander didn't mind, so why should you?

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>>6556286
A-Are you really praising me? T-This is one of the best days of my life.
>>6556301
I-Is black a kind? T-That's what I'd prefer...

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is this a jojo reference

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>>6556302
Not really, but i am tired buddy.

Goodnight guys.

>>6556332
Night, boobs.

>>6556331
yes

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>>6556318
>She pulls him around the place for a bit, walking in circles along the outskirts of the arena for minutes upon minutes. Eventually she turns to Alfred.
I-I demand you hand over a map of this place.

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>>6556318
Oh yeah, like you have sooo much evidence about aliens.

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>>6556202
It's only... I'll just... break my... wrist.

>>6556288
Only at... a rule of... five feet... between us... both.

>>6556318
Hm. Alright then.

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>>6556282
That was a wonderful display just now, how about lending me that power by joining the army of Alexander the Great? A force that will be unnstopable!

>>6556292
Ohohohoh! You're asking to add the power of numbers to this? Very well, I accept your conditions. As for my pockets...
>Alexander takes out a bag from his huge cloak, a bottled wine, a big brush to comb animals, a PSP, and lots of snacks are inside.
Nothing suspicious, right?

>>6556277
But I'm trying to make you calm down, boy! A fair duel is nothing to be alarmed about, I assure you nobody will lose their life tonight.

>>6556319
>Carefully lets loliboat down.
Back to earth you go. How's that hand of yours? You can't attempt to punch me again with a disabled limb.

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>>6556332
I'm gonna bring back the Ice Bucket Challenge just for you! See ya!
>>6556345
>He's quick to laugh abiut it, but keeps his mouth shut, trying to reach into his pockets for a map. He sighs, trying to hide his nervous smile.
Okay, so MAYBE it's in my pockets and I can't reach it. Do me a solid and take it out for me, will ya?
>>6556350
To be fair, I can't prove much with me being friends with Tony because you think they don't exist, but check it out, Ash; I'm not lying when I say I'm friends with him.
C'mon, I believed you when you said you were stuck in a void for how many years.
>>6556357
S-Sweet! Have a good day, miss!

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>>6556332
Later Ranma!
>>6556357
>Stands five feet away
Cool we can play ping pong!

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>>6556375
It's better now, thanks. How'd you get so tough though?

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>>6556301
Good but I was also referring toward me, you're heart is in a good place. You care unlike some people.

>>6556329
I didn't think it was that much of a problem to get excited over. but you're welcome.

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>>6556310
>bends the anon over her knee and breaks his spine

>>6556319
The commander is different than I am. You need to learn to respect your elders and take responsibility for your actions.

>>6556329
Black it shall be, bitter and strong.

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>>6556379
Fair point. Even if you did make fun of me for it.

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>>6556357
But that would hurt. Plus your hand still wouldn't fit through, so.
>She cuffs the shady individual.
Alright, I hope you've been to jail before bub, because you're going away for a long time!
Now lead me to the exit so I can take you there.

>>6556375
>She scoops up the PSP like she'd never seen one before in her life, which she hadn't, and looks at it from every angle. She taps the buttons, but isn't quite sure what to expect from it, and ultimately doesn't even manage to turn it on.
Hm.
I'm going to confiscate this as evidence.

>>6556379
Thank you for complying.
>She reaches into the pocket that he'd signaled her toward and searches around inside for anything maplike.

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>>6556393
Apologies, but as I said i am in no position for any sort of relation. I have grown too old for such and do not cut yourself short for you as well are caring.

>>6556396
>The cute loli is now paralyzed

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>>6556393
I-It is a pretty big deal for me when it comes from you.
>>6556396
Just perfect... I guess there's no way I can get away from this anymore.

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>tfw no ones replied to you all day

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>>6556396
You're boring. Why can't you be fun like the others?

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>>6556375
I'm sorry... to say... I'm part... of no... ones army. I'll protect... myself and... my friends.

>>6556383
Not necessarily... the sort... of thing... I'd expect.

>>6556379
As to... you.

>>6556402
>She begins to pull her hand through the handcuff, a sickening crack coming from her wrist, then the carpals cracking, and popping as her left hand comes free
See what... I mean... about it... not working?

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>>6556425
>Replies

which meguka suffers the most?

>>6556423
f-fuck you

>>6556445
That cuck Sayaka

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>>6556445
Homura, especially if we count the movie.

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>>6556411
Don't let age slow you down so much you look healthy enough, I'm not so caring toward other people only ones closet toward me. People can be too idiotic.

>>6556424
Are you going to cry tears of joy for me now? I guess you should savor it until it's gone.

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>>6556432
..?
>She looks down at the girl's deformed hand in confusion.
How are you not crying and rolling on the floor right now? Are you just on a lot of drugs? That's illegal, too. I can add years in prison for that.

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>>6556425
Okay?
>>6556432
Then what did you want to do?

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>>6556454
Sayaka may have suffered the second most, but it doesn't really matter who suffered most, they all suffered some. Madoka suffered the least though.

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>>6556386
>
Training, more training and years upon years of conquest campaings!

>>6556402
You just have to-WHAT!? You can't take away my PSP! I've yet to finish my second run in Admirable Tactics!
>Attempts to reach for his PSP

>>6556432
A lone warrior with something to protect!
>Nods in approval
But one day there won't be any protection stronger than my own legion! Wouldn't you like to be part of the winning side from the start?

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>>6556375
You sure about that, sir? Because I think you're trying to make me feel safe when you're hiding some ulterior motive from me or something! Something about you just screams off to me...!
>>6556401
No, no, I was making fun of the comment BEFORE that, not what happened to you. It sounds boring. How's this; I believe what you say, and you believe what I say? Is that a fair trade?
>>6556402
Don't worry about it, miss! It's in the hero's nature, and yada yada yada...
>While he goes on and on about how much of a hero he is, she'd most likely feel a relatively small paper map in his pocket. Maybe it's a map of this place?
>>6556425
I'm a generous man. Here, my friend.

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>>6556457
There's no way I'd go that far, it would be too childish.

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>>6556467
Can I get tough like that if I go conquer things too?

>>6556454
Sayaka only got cucked once, whereas Homura got cucked in absolutely every timeline that exists and witnessed all of it.

>>6556445
Being meguca is suffering scale:
Homura>Mami>>Sayaka>>>>>>>Madoka>Kyoko

>>6556450
That's what you get for being so violent, lolicon.

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>>6556458
>She pops her hand around a bit, grimacing in the few spots that the bones are actually broken.
No I'm... just a... doll so... it's no... trouble beyond... what I'm... use to.

>>6556459
I normally... just read... books to... pass the... time.

>>6556467
You may... call it... the winning... side, but it... doesn't... change my... world.

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>>6556468
Yeah sure! ....I could really go for some cake. I know you must have something I can munch on, You're america! The food capital of the world!

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>>6556467
>She drops it into an inner pocket on her kimono and crosses her arms, firmly standing her ground.
No. I need to take something back with me to track you with. You're still under arrest, it's just..
..D-Delayed arrest. This belongs to the police department now. Maybe next time you'll think again before you do illegal things.

>>6556468
>She pulls it out and opens it up, keeping a hand on the handcuff chain. She looks through it for a little bit, before putting it in front of Alfred's face in frustration.
I can't read this. The handwriting is too messy. Where's the exit?

>>6556492
You don't look like a doll, you look like a criminal that's under arrest.
>She cuffs the perpetrator's good hand to her own wrist.
There. Now come with me, we're gonna lock you up!

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>>6556481
Kyoko lost her whole family and pretty much blamed herself for her father's actions though, so she should be at least 3rd if not 2nd

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>>6556424
Good. I'll inform you when classes start.

>>6556425
Hello.

>>6556430
I can be fun! I'm just different...

>>6556457
Idiots will be idiots. The world would simply fall apart if sane people such as you and me didn't keep them in line.

>>6556489
>I-I'm not a lolicon

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>>6556492
Read anything good?

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>>6556534
>pic related

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>>6556464
>implying madoka suffered the least
>[spoiler]She literally watched all her friends die brutally and then made the ultimate sacrifice[/spoiler]

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>>6556508
Sweet! I'm so good at diplomacy, I swear on it~! As for the food, pick anything, and I have it. Seriously, it's just AMAZING the type of stuff I can summon out of nowhere, like... WOW. Pick any food, ANY food!
>>6556513
>Shaking his head so his glasses are in place, he checks the map to see where the exit is, ignoring the comment abiut his handwriting. Surely, it would be easy to find the exit to the arena, right?
>...Except it isn't a map of the Arena, though. It's a map of the U.S., and America doesn't know any better. Typical American.
The exit? C'mon, it's simple! You go to the most southern place in Texas and go through the border to Mexico! Aren't I just a generous guy?

>>6556552
>saying anything good about Madoka in HG
Madman.

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>>6556556
No, I see the problem! This isn't.. Ah.. Ah-mare-eeka. We're in Gensokyo. Where's your Gensokyo map?

>>6556552
Madoka is trash. No need to give a shit about her.

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>>6556471
Would you rather give me a hug then if that's too childish for you?

>>6556534
Then I'll leave Araragi to you whenever it's needed. He's not the worst by far though, Thanks for the chat Nagato

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>>6556534
I-I'll be waiting for it...

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>>6556560
>>6556567

I want to be a slave.

>>6556534
Sure, Nagato-san
>Cuddles

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>>6556534
When have you ever done anything other than reprimand people and other stuff like that? You're less fun than a rock, but I guess we kinda need you.

>>6556579
You are. You just don't realize it.

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>>6556513
>A third arm erupts out of her back and begins to pull on her other hand repeating the process.

>>6556536
Not much... survived the... end. So I... just read... whatever I... come across.

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>>6556560
>>6556567

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>>6556565
...Huh? No, we're not in Gensokyo, we're in America! Or wherever this place is. I don't think I have a map of Gensokyo on me, if one even exists. Check the map again just in case it's there!
>>6556579
It's a good thing I'm here, then.

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>>6556468
The King of Conquerors doesn't hide his motives! If I wanted something else from that woman I'd have said so using all the air in my lungs.

>>6556480
Perhap, but then you'd have to face your greates adversary, ME! Instead, why don't you join me in journey to conquer the entire world?

>>6556513
Have you lost your composure, woman!? You've taken the treasure of a king unguilty of any crime!

>>6556492
Your world? Ah! So you're another one who is not from this earth. Very well champion, enliven your people with the return of their champion and I'll listnen to your history another day.

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>>6556556
How about some warm milk and a Sachertorte.

>>6556591
A shit.

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>>6556569
H-Huh?! In public?! I-I don't think I can...

>>6556591
>>6556574
Don't lump me in with that guy! I love the Goddess Madoko but I know better than to say nice things about her in this hive of scum and villainy.

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>>6556582

>>6556607
kys Ramsalt

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>>6556590
...
>She looks down at her own handcuffed wrist and sighs.
How many of those do you have?

>>6556595
It's not there! I don't see the word Gensokyo on here anywhere. This is so irritating...
>She reaches back into his pocket and pulls out his wallet. She takes all of the contents out and stuffs them back into his pocket until she's left with just the empty wallet. She then uncuffs him and puts the cuffs back into her kimono.
I'm taking this as evidence! Consider this a delayed arrest!

>>6556597
You're guilty of assaulting a police officer.

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>>6556591
Don't listen to them Madoka, they spend all their time preying on young girls, their no better then low life criminals...

>>6556605
>>6556607
Die.

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>>6556626
You accepted my challenge in the same drunk state! Don't twist history to your advantage and gimme back my PSP!

>>6556627
You're a shit too.

>>6556617
Shut up, assrammer.
>>6556627
You kill yourself too, worst girl.

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>>6556597
Not many... of the... people in... my world... are living... or glad... to see... me living.

>>6556626
Enough to... tell you... once more. It won't... work.
>She cracks her other hand back into place as the third arm seemingly disintegrates and falls off her back.

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>>6556597
That sounds like a bit much, but I guess I could. I'll ask the others and see if they'll join in first.
>>6556613
Hey, don't look like that. I said we needed you anyway didn't I?

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>>6556606
Suit yourself Koyomi, maybe some other time.

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>>6556637
>>6556639
...That's better...

>>6556639
kys Ramsalt
>>6556647
rip

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>>6556590
We should start a book club!

>>6556653
Shut up, assrammer.
>>6556647
And you stay down! How dare you imply I'd ever prey on sweet, innocent Madoka.
I'm not Nagato.

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>>6556597
That's what they ALL say, sir! You might be the King of Conquerers, but I'm not dumb! You're really good at acting, I'll give you that. What're you hiding here? What's the main course of action?
>>6556601
>He turns in a circle and snaps his fingers, the exact things Ash wanted appearing in America's hands.
Through the power of conveniency (and a small dash of laziness), you've got what you wanted! Thank you, thank you, I know I'm cool.
>>6556626
Maybe you're illiterate and can't read English? I don't mean that as an insult or anything, but I don't know if you guys know what the Latin alphabet is.
>America rubs his wrists for a second, before breaking out into a large grin, pumping his fists in the air.
I'M FREE~! DURUFU~! You're not gonna get much from my wallet as you will some information you're gonna be shocked to learn about. You sure you wanna take that from me?

>>6556667
Ramsalt kys pls

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>>6556627
Don't worry about me Homura, I don't really take things like that to heart.
>>6556647
H-Hey, don't let them pick on you either!

Goodnight, HG! :3

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>>6556634
>She harrumphs and starts to walk away.

>>6556640
...
>She undoes the cuff from her wrist and bows her head in defeat...
>..But it was all a trick! She lunges forward and cuffs her opponent's feet instead!
Ha! Now you have no choice but to come with me!

>>6556671
I put everything in it back into your pocket. I have plenty of paper at the department, but I don't have anything like this, what you have. It's called a wallet? Yes, it's called a wallet. I'm confiscating it for analysis. It's the police department's now.

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>>6556697
Good night

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>>6556667
I don't care what you're intentions are. You are not allowed anywhere near her.

>>6556695
If they're picking on me, then that means they'll leave you alone...

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>>6556642
Tell your lover, your parents, your friends, even your pet! Alexander the Great has returned from the death and is building a force to make this world my own! Farewell little girl, I have places to be.
>

>>6556640
That's a tale I'll listen another day, champion. Until our destined meeting!
>

>>6556671
So you're under the impression I'm some sort of pretender. I'll have you swallow those words next time I return, boy!
>

>>6556709
Blessed by luck you are, spared from the wrath of Alexander the Great!

>Alexander leaves on his flying horse
>Goodnight guys.

>>6556684
Believe me, if I was him I would.
Assrammer.

>>6556715
Nah, I was hoping to interact with Madookoo a bit but she seems to just want to circlejerk with you because same source.
Sucks that HG's Madoko is shit, no wonder they hate Best Girl in this place.
Back to vidya!

We need more futa avas

>>6556742
>best girl
>madoka
>ever
Consume a jar of bathsalts

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>>6556750
Futas? What are those?

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>>6556757
You don't wanna know.

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>>6556742
...I don't know what any of that meant. But bye.

>>6556753
I'm coming around to your point of view on the matter.

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>>6556654
A book... club would... be interest... interesting. Just I... wouldn't be... to interested.

>>6556709
>She pulls out one of her pistols and shoots the links between the cuffs.
Now why... are you... so insist... insistent... on doing... this?

>>6556722
Of course...
>She waves goodbye

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>>6556742
>Sorry I just didn't know what to say to you. Feel free to reply to me any other time...
>6556715
I-I mean it! You don't have to stick your neck out for me like that anymore. I'll be all right, I promise. After all... They're just words, right?

>>6556742
Why do you feel entitled to have interaction with avas as anon? It's something I'll never get. Most of it is just creeping up on an anime girl, I'll never get why there's entitlement to it.

>>6556790
>>6556715
Its late.

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>>6556671
>He takes the cake and milk and starts eating and sipping

mmmm Not bad....You could be my personal walking candy shop

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>>6556782
Because you broke the law. Any good officer would try to bring you in for it. Now you have possession of a weapon against you, and I'm sure you probably don't have a license for it!

>>6556794
Ignoring people completely is acceptable behavior to you?
Something tells me there's a lot about life you don't get.

I want to fuck Mami

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>>6556812
In a... world full... of undead... trying to... rip you... apart. There isn't... much need... for such... frivolous things.

>>6556820
Ignoring people who are creeps in general or complete strangers is indeed acceptable. Especially when they're demanding.

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>>6556828
Good thing we're not living in a world like that.

>>6556820
>social norms
>applying it to hg
Lel, the autism is good tonight

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>>6556776
Is it a food? Is it alright if I try one?

>>6556835
Please highlight the pertinent text that makes you believe I "demanded" interactions with anybody.
You've been in HG too long.

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>>6556820
>>6556820
ATTENTION ALL CUTE ANIME GIRLS

COME UP WITH A REPLY TO THIS GUYS POST SO HE DOESNT FEEL INSECURE ANYMORE

>>6556857
Here:
>>6556742
That's quite demanding.

>>6556866
>I was hoping to
Wow. I was really out of line there.
>>6556862
Ironically if I posted with an ava they'd be lining up.

Stay shit, HG :^)

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>>6556856
You don't want it in your mouth, I'll say that much.

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>>6556790
Words that he puts a lot of mean behind...still, I don't think he'll be bothering you anymore.

>>6556862
I wonder if anonymous can fall to despair as well...

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I didn't mean to upset everyone.

>>6556875
It's more the passive agressive undertone. But you don't even see what you type down. Impressive autism.

>>6556881
Fuck off.

>>6556881
give Ramsalt his you so he stops

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>Sorry Alfred & zombielady I hate to drop RP but I can't keep my eyes open anymore I gotta sleep talk to you another time

>>6556875
>>6556742
>>>/erp/
You whiny cuck

>RPing as anon

post av charts and pick best/worst avs

>>6556907
Not my fault I'm awesome and don't have to pretend to be a little girl on the internet :^)

Now gimme some more (You)s.

>>6556907
>not rping as a cute girl even when anonposting

>>6556828
good to see you're back again!
>kissu

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>>6556880
It's past my bedtime Homura. I'm going to go to bed before I get in trouble. I'll see you later, I hope.
>she abruptly gives you a friendship hug
Oh, and if you see Sayaka or the others tell them I said hi. I haven't seen them in a really long time...

>>6556922
i gotchu senpai

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>>6556840
>>6556898
>It's fine. Rest well.

>>6556924
>Actually about to be off.

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>>6556709
A wallet? It's just something you use to store small pieces of paper in, I thought it was just primitive technology. Alright, take it if you want, but you're gonna get yourself into something much more larger than this, miss...
>He laughs.
"Analysis"? Sure, I believe ya. I'm sure that that was the only--
>>6556898
Aw. Don't worry about it, dude, I should apologise for taking so long. It's not like me to be like that. See ya later, lady, and use my wallet for special purposes!
>>6556722
Not a pretender, but a cunning leader who knows more than he eats on! Just like me, in all honesty. See ya later, Kng of Conquerers... And you'll be in for the fight of a lifetime! DURUFU~!
>>6556808
I could be, but I don't know if you'd be able to stomach all of the sugar and stuff inside it. You DO understand that this is American stuff, right? Like, really, really sweet?

>>6556930
it's fine the fact you're back is good enough good night

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>>6556918
I can't really pick that because I already dropped the avas I wasn't having fun with.
So
Best: none of them
Worst: all of them

>>6556941
>tnd is back from sucking a million miles of dick in erp
B-But how long will it last?

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>>6556933
Sweeter, the better Alfy!

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>>6556918
>Why am I still awake.

>>6556941
>Of what I've seen? I do like Michael and Gavin. While I don't really have a "worst" av, I would like to see Wonka used, just out of sheer curiosity.

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>>6556878
So..It's not a food then?...What is it? Is it something I can hold in my hand?...

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>>6556918
Because I love you, Anon.
The best one is me, obviously. And England. Poland, too. Russia's cool, as well. All of them.
The worst one? Russia, of course! No one's as dastardly as he is, for sure!
>>6556930
Oh! G'night to you as well, miss!
>>6556965
I don't know if you understand what I mean by "sweet", Ash. You could get diabetes just by looking at them. Do you understand that? Because I don't think you do.

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>>6556962
(Forever)
>>6556971
(You're the best, boi. Keep being cool.)
>>6556976
Depends on how old you are, really.
>>6556978
(Haven't seen you play the right two enough but Alfred is still bae)

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>>6556918

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>>6556978
Look at me, I am in pretty good shape I don't think I will have any problems thank you. Fighting here is a good way to stay in shape anyways

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>>6556926
It's...b-been a long time hasn't it.
>She awkwardly returns the hug.
I guess I'll tell them if I ever see them...Goodnight.

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>>6556989
I'm centuries old...I'm a soul reaper and we age uhh unusually....

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>>6556918

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>>6556989
They came over a while ago, so I think you might've at least seen England. Hopefully!
I-I am? I... My heart can't take this, man, that's just an honour to have! It's amazing! Wait, are you just saying this because I popped over there one time?
>>6556998
But... Sugar. America. The two of them combined may as well be a deadly combination. You don't understand how dangerous sugar is when America's involved with it. Hey, you do you, but it could seriously be a health risk! As long as you take it in moderation, right?

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>>6556918

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>>6557016
Oh, you're one of those weirdos.
>>6557028
I like you because it was fun kicking your ass. Don't read too much into it, prettyboy.

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>>6557028
If it's so dangerous than why are you selling it to kids in stores? You're bluffing

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>>6556995
Hey man. Are we friends? Or...are we on good terms? I honestly don't know anymore.

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>>6556782
Aww come on, we can read to each other

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>>6557043
Well, well, well....
What do WE have here, Rick?
*leans back*
What IS this?
*points Lucille towards the computer Rick is on*
My, my, my, Rick. Is that 4chan you're on?
You know if hears that site is for hackers and pedophiles.
*walks closer to Rick*
You're not a pedophile, are you, Rick?
*leans forward*
Cuz I REALLY hate pedophiles.
*licks lips*

I don't hear you saying anything, Rick.

*leans back*

MOVE OVER!

LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE POSTING!

*leans on chair*

What is this, Rick?
A cartoon girl making a question mark above her?
*leans back and laughs*
What is this, Rick?
You think this is funny?
Wasting your time on a Chinese image board posting ironic pictures?

*lobs Lucille over shoulder and turns toward Rick*

THIS DOES NOT FLY WITH WITH FLY!
NOT ONE SINGLE BIT OF IT!


*flips keyboard onto the ground*

I warned you....

I'm a man of my word.
I need you to know me, Rick.
*holds Lucille in front of self*
So back to it.
*bashes monitor*
Lucille is thirsty!
*leans back*
She's a vampire bat!

>>6556998
>kissu and taps them child bearing hips

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>>6556918

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>>6557059
>Hides my laptop in the floor

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>>6556978
>Alfred for best since I've RPed with him the most, I believe, and Poland the worst, though mainly I have yet to interact.

>>6556995
>...I suppose Asuka for best since, really, that's the only one I recall.

>>6557026
>Hahah wow, I am really bad at identifying certain avs. Would like to see Maxwell in action, though.

>>6557033
>Uhh...Ash Crimson for better, Carma for worse.

>>6557063
>Gee, I wonder what I'm going to pick for both.

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>>6557080
...Are you okay there?

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>>6557061
Hands off okay?

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>>6557098
What? No..err..I mean ..yes...I don't know...

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>>6557085
We could go with the white look

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>>6557108
Are you sure? You looked like you were about to cry when that man with the bat came over to you.

>>6557101
but someone has to appreciate your body

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>>6557085
>I only used Maxwell like once, during the first secret ava weekend.
>But I might pick him up again, depending.

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>>6557039
Hush, I only let you win that one time. It's unheroic to beat the crap outta someone on the first time, did you know? Don't tell nobody, it's a secret between you and me.
>>6557041
Because it's... I don't know, why do we drink water even though we can die by drinking too much of it? It's a simple question that I don't know the answer to.
>>6557085
I think you talked to Poland once, but I think you passed out on him. I wasn't there, but he was more than happy to gush about his day here.
D-Do people really like me that much? This is just so cool, damn it all~!

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. . .

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>>6557127
You know I am a boy right?

You can appreciate by looking at me, but NO ONE is allowed to lay a hand on me except for a few.

>>6557132
Because we need water to survive? You cant survive on candy Alfy.

>>6557148
Boys can have child bearing hips, who's the few if I may ask?

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>>6557126
What? No...I just...got something in my eyes...Yeah..He kicked dirt in my face...

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>>6557156
>>6557148
>Palms head
Ay Ash. Been a while

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>>6557148
You SURE we can't survive just on candy? Get me permission from the officals, I'm gonna conduct an experiment on it and it'll be done in a year.
You still get my point regardless, right? Right?

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>>6557132
Please. Everyone here already knows how badly I beat you into the dirt.

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>>6557167
I can see the tear stains on your keyboard...
Why not fight him?

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Well howdy-doo. You blokes are lookin' for a game, aint'cha?

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>>6557191
Depends on who's asking, creep.

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>>6557185
No, not everyone, just you and me. Maybe I was just letting you beat me up, did you think of that? I'm a generous guy, after all, so I know when to pick my fights.
>>6557191
Yes, we are! You wouldn't happen to have Glover, would you? I've been itching to play either that or Ape Escape for AGES, man!

>>6557191
CRASH FOR SMASH
CRASH FOR SMASH
CRASH FOR SMASH

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>>6557156
Only one or two people here. Course I am not going to name them. And Betty back at home.

>>6557172
Hey Wiggy, caught me in a bad time, I'm worn out so I wont be kicking someones ass today,might hit the bed soon. Any fortune with the season? Or has winter frozen your fire.

>>6557173
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out Alfy. Why would you make candy that no one can handle?

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>>6557207
If you were going easy on me, why did you send waves of your friends to try and weaken me before you tried to take me on yourself?

>>6557213
ooh scandalous~ maybe it;s someone I know anyway have a good night sweet cheeks

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>>6557196
>>6557207
Name's on the game fellas.
>The large orange marsupial reveals a mountain of televisions all playing seperate recordings of gameplay from Crash Bandicoot on the Playstation.
Need I say more? Just look at it. Lush organic environments. Stunning 3D. Responsive control...
If you're looking for a good game to play on a dead night like tonight, you should consider picking up Crash Bandicoot.
>The ad ends.

>>6557209
Say it all you want.
It's not gonna happen.

>tfw no mistress to worship and obey

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>>6557186
...he's a big guy...

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>>6557213
Frozen. Frozen bad. I won't get too crazy with the details if you're headin out, but it ain't good to say the least.

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>>6557222
Ah the late 90s

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>>6557213
For the thrill. Ever heard of those candies called "Warheads" or whatever? They're pretty darn sour, yet we eat them for fun! It's simple, to tell the truth. For fun and personal pleasures.
>>6557215
To lead you on and underestimate me! It's battle tactics! All you have to do is weaken the enemy's morale and you beat them easy-peasy!
...I mean, then again, you thinking I'm weak benefits me in a way...
>>6557222
...
>America just stares at it all, slack-jawed and eyes becoming misty. He's a sucker for nostalgia, so this brought some good memories back.
Where can I buy it, and how much is it for a Playstation?

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>>6557222
...Can I purchase Yakuza zero instead?

>>6557232
For you...Wait.
I-I mean, that shouldn't stop you from standing up to him, you need to fight back to protect yourself and the ones you love, right?

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>>6557222
Was I just advertised to?
...
I don't know what to say. I just want to kill something now.
>>6557241
You're lucky you caught me on a good day, or your pretty little face would be concave by now.

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>>6557232

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>>6557220
Au Revoir~ You probably will never guess them anyways.

>>6557234
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger non?

>>6557241
Oh those are my favorites, have you seen those videos where they try to eat a whole bag full of them? Though I prefer pastries, that's more of France's specialty or if I want some good chocolate I can go to Belgium.

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>>6557251
I love you too, dude. I just gotta ask; what's the sudden hostility for? Not trying to act high and moght or anything, I'm genuinely curious on what's got you like that.
>>6557263
Yes, I have, and I might consider giving one to someone sometime just to see what happens. Imagine... I dunno, Russia cringing because of it. France and Belgium make the best sweets, dude. They're not like mine, they're just amazing!

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>>6557274
High and mighty.
I make mistakes at times. Who doesn't?

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>>6557274
You give me a bag and I'll make sure Rusky eats a whole moutful, maybe Poland too.

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>>6557263
I've been sayin that for two years.

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>>6557274
>blushu
I dunno, maybe I got some sense knocked into me. Who said anything about love, you weirdo?

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>>6557251
Wow you seem stressed

>>6557274
Hey Alfred. I don't think I've checked in with you in forever! At least, I haven't asked how you've been doing.

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>>6557290
Then you are building yourself up to be one powerful superstar!

You could sign with a more powerful team in hopes of winning, but that would just be dirty wouldn't it?

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>>6557245
He's got a big group...

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>>6557286
Nah, I wanna see it happen personally. Besides, I think that someone would punch me if they found out I did them to 'em.
Psst. D'ya think Kaito can cringe just by eating one?
>>6557293
Huh? Dude, it's simple! War psychology or whatever it's called! You deceive them and swoop in straight for the kill!
Who didn't say anything about love? You gotta ask that question before you answer the other one!
>>6557295
Yo, Brian, I've been wondering if you were alright and stuff! It's nice to see you again, especially since it's... I dunno, the 31st of November? Where I am, it's already the 1st of December.

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>>6557302
Not for a long time man. CBA helps out teams that drafted a player keep em. 'Sides, I ain't a bitch like KD

rolling for something, don't mind me

>TFW too shy to talk to anyone

>>6557321
>321
I hope you got something good, Anon.

>>6557316
It's December 1st here now as well, and November 31st doesn't exist you silly country you.

>>6557325
I don't bite

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>>6557294
I'm not stressed! This is how I always am. Now go back to the Marilyn Manson video you stumbled out of.
>>6557316
God, you're an idiot. We're not even fighting now.

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>>6557314
Oh...
...Do you want to borrow my guns?

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>>6557316
Oh yes~ I would love to make sure Kaito chokes on them, did I tell you that he is only person that allows me to beat and humiliate him constantly? He won't even lift a finger. Why is that?

>>6557319
It will all work out in the end mon amie
>Sarcastic tone
You gotta believe~

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>>6557328
Whoops, 30th of November. It really is amazing how festive things get this time of year. I've been thinking about how this year's been and how I could've made it better. You ever think about those kinds of things?
>>6557332
Say something I haven't heard before, gal.
...This is just pre-battle banter, you know? You know, how the opposition exchanges insults and have a good time being passive-aggressive against each other...
>>6557345
Two possible reasons. One, he just doesn't care about it, or two, he's developing a small (read: large) case of Stockholm Syndrome. It's both an interesting case and a strange one, you get where I'm going with this?
I've seen it in movies all the time. It's amazing.

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>>6557332
Ew we don't like that kind of music, you remind us of our son, angry at everyone

>>6557360
>our son
;)

>>6557359
Well, a retrospective definitely happens every once in a while, but less about what I could've done to make the whole year better for everyone and more about my own mistakes, but I guess those are the same thing when you're the greatest country on earth, eh?

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>>6557339
We're not allowed to have guns anymore..we already had to give up all of ours to his group...He wouldn't like it if he found out we got a hold of more...

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>>6557359
What kind of movies

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>>6557359
Sorry to kill the mood, but I'm actually on my way out. Maybe I'll send your face to the floor next time, cutie.
>>6557360
Maybe I'll get along better with your son. Either way, I'm leaving now, so be thankful.

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>>6557367
Is that you boy?

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>>6557378
...Some how we don't think anyone would get along with him

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>>6557371
You could shoot him first, he can't try and hurt you if you get him first.
...How many guns do they have?

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>>6557370
Yeah, things like those. I'm the stringest, best ciuntry on Earth, but it sure doesn't feel like it at times. But y'know what? It doesn't matter, because things will get better in the end! All that needs to happen is a miracle, really.
>>6557374
I dunno... Fifty Shades of Gray? It's kinda hard to think of examples.
>>6557378
You are? Aw. Keep up words like that and maybe love WILL happen, hermosa. See ya later, and I'll be happy to give you a real fight next time~

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>>6557406
We have no guns...They have all our guns plus their guns....We gave them every last piece we had...

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>>6557410
I'll think about what you said later. Goodnight!

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>>6557417
All of it? How did you-
....H-have you tried running away, very, very quickly?

>>6557410
You said it! Love ya man, but I've gotta book it for a little while. I'll be back on later tonight though.

jinx is so fucking thirsty holy shit

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>>6557419
It's a legit one, but don't tell Kaito I said anything about it or else he'll metaphorically kill me. G'night, and see ya later.
>>6557430
It really will. I'm totally sure that things will turn out fine... All the problem needs to do is recognise it exists. I'll catch you later, then, maybe tomorrow if I can't stay up until then. See ya!

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>>6557427
There's too many of us and too many supplies we'd have to escape with....We wouldn't be able to pull it off with out losing a lot of lives...

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>>6557439
Jeez, someone should give her some water then.
Dehydration is a serious issue.

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>>6557453
Oh, Well...um...Have you tried...st-stopping ti-
>She stops time mid sentence and runs away before she can lose her composure any further

>>6557441
What now, Alfred?

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>>6557493
Huh? "What now"? If you're Brian, I was referring to you-know-who. Can't say her name just in case I summon her by accident.

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>>6557439
She look like she was hydrated to us

>>6557481
>Realizes you vanished mid sentence
Great...I'm talking to people that don't even exist now....

>>6557501
No, I am not Brian.
I meant, everyone just abandoned you. What are you gonna do now?

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>>6557508
and I forgot my pic...I'm really losing it..

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>>6557510
Oh! Then... That changes a lot of things, then.
I don't know what I'm gonna do now. Look around, eat some food, talk to myself... It's strange to think about all of this to someone else.

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>>6557512
>>6557508
...
>She stops time again and comes back to drop a pity shotgun on the man's lap

>>6557520
Maybe you should just go to sleep? There is nothing to do here just now.

>>6557520
I-I can be here still, just don't expect replies on the regular, I'm making food.

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>>6557542
I could, but why would I want to? And, well, there is something to do while waiting, I guess. I'm talking to you, aren't I? Maybe I can even see Sakuya...
>>6557544
Don't worry about it, dude, food is totally important! Take all the time you need, I'll still be here no matter what, 'kay?

>>6557550
No matter what? Christ that's reassuring.

>>6557550
Do you have some sort of businees with Sakuya?
Talking to... me?.. Hey, do you know who am I?

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>>6557562
You know it. C'mon, you know what I mean by that. I'm not the best with words and small talk!
>>6557565
Well... Kind of. She said she'd get me free lunch sometime, so I have to check in with her on that. And, well, Arthur wanted me to relay a message to her.
Yeah, talking to you. And I can't make out your face clearly, but... Even then, I'm content with talking to you. It's nice.

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>>6557538
>Spends the rest of the night contemplating killing myself with the shotgun

>>6557576
Oh you're just making excuses now. You knew exactly how that would sound!

>>6557576
Message? I am curious, but I understand that this is personal stuff.
I mean... who am I, actually? I don't know... Oh, really? Thank you. I really appreciate it.

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>>6557586
No, I didn't! You know what I meant by that, man, is it really that hard to understand? I'll be here no matter what! What're you on about?
>>6557601
It really isn't anything special. Although he's going to kill me for this... "I'm sorry". That's the message for her.
I don't know who you are either, and the way to find out won't be desirable by any means. And you're welcome, dude. It's cool having someone to talk to.

>>6557607
Nooooothing! Not on about a single thing, nope.

...You remembered I might need emotional support and tried to slip it in all casual like didn't you? I'm good now, don't worry.