>>6555031
Kys dean square pegs don't fit in round holes
>>6554988
And that's why you are one of my favorites.
Hey, Junko. Go to bed, ya fat cunt. You got a long day packing them chicken nuggets in the shithole factory you work at. Get some rest before you give some kid a stomachache.
Nice sperg, faggot.
Literally nobody likes you other than those weak mancucks you surround yourself with.
>>6555031
>Takes the cube
>Shakes it hard
>>6554983
>>6555016
Don't take it personal, but having friends outside is more than enough for me so if I started new friendships here aswell, it would be too exhausting for me.
>>6555061
...
Hold up, "favourites"? Is there any particular reason for that?
>>6554998 (Venom)
A twist that not even the hero could've expected! You must be mad, or some sort of trickster!
>>6555013 (Ranma)
You sure could've fooled me, dude. Being gay isn't a curse, you know. Don't hesitate, I won't judge you.
You don't, but I definitely do!
>>6555013 (Ranma)
Dude doesn't get you're cursed?
>>6555063
>I'm actually going to a funeral tomorrow, but alright, Hoshi-who-totally-wasn't-that-anon-just-now.
>>6555077
I'm never sure if you're mainly a filler ava with other unknown avas, or if this is your primary
>>6555063
>hoshi
>>6554998 (Venom)
A pleasure to make your acquaintance, dearie. Ahuhuhu~.
>>6555035 (Chara)
If you say so, dearie...
>>6555059
post hexes
>hg
>junko happens
>hoshi happens
>_____ happens
Post faces when _____ happens.
>>6555097
I'll take screenshots of Hoshi's posts for you while you sleep.
Can you please reward me tomorrow morning?
>>6555102
>LF
>>6555077
>no worries
>the assblasted state of hoshi right now
>>6555111
>Double trips.
>Who wants to bet /tlhg/ gets pissed at me again.
>>6555099
This is the only one I have. I enter games here while waiting for a match to start in either Overwatch or Smite, then I take a look at the slides whenever I have time or, I look at some of the slides after the match.
>>6555123
Alrighty then.
>>6555126
>thirty junko and triggered hoshi
>>6555085
Thats up to you to find out.
Harasho!
>>6555085
Really, i am cursed. watch it
>Throws cold water over himself
You see? If you have seen me dressed as a woman it's because somebody throws hot water over me.
>>6555090
No, he doesn't understand.
>>6555111
The pleasure is all ours
>>6555085
Nah we're feeling fine
>>6555126
I've noticed that you never shit on Junko, even though she's just as much of a sperg as Hoshi.
Hello LF.
I get that your precious Junko-sama gets shitposted sometimes, but can the Junko Internet Defense Force please refrain from spamming the next 3 threads with "how hard Junko BTFOd that guy again!!! Xdd". The shitposting is annoying, but at least it usually ends after one thread.
>>6555123
Ay it's good to see you reaching out like that
The only thing that could make this better is if there was a huge cock stuffed under that skirt.
Can someone just fuckin host
>>6555158
Leave my girlfriend alone.
>summons rei
>>6555158
Leave my mistress alone
I HAD ENOUGH HG
I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE
BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.
Get yourselves ready for another vacation to Fyxe Island! Brought to you by KFC®
>>6555167
I'll go in 5 minutes
>>6555138
Oh, man. I don't know what to think. On one hand, you could be playing me like a fool, or on the other hand, you could be sincere with your words.
...I hope it's the latter.
>>6555147
H-HOLY CRAP! You were a guy the whole time?! I thought you were just a chick that wore Chinese clothes!
>He looks to the side, before looking at the person.
You got any hot water around?
>>6555154
"We're"? This must be the work of some super secret magic and illusions! I've got my eye on you, god.
>>6555179
tl;dr
>>6555173
>Converts every living being on Tang
>>6555173
What do you need?
>i found a cure to "cyberbullying" guys
>>6555185
...Fyxe games?
>>6555161
I always try if I can. Seeing someone say they have nobody to chat with makes me feel like the least I can do is offer.
yuno please host
>>6555218
You can't cure something that doesn't exist.
>>6555147
Want me to get the water pipe?
>>6555187
But they are both in your skull
>hoshi is more addicted to junko than methheads are to meth
>>6555187
And why is that? I thought you said I wasnt that good.
>>6555233
I hosted earlier, I think.
I'll host another game tomorrow.
i miss sundowner
i miss monsoon
i miss jerstream sam
i miss the mgr circlejerk even though i know they're all different avas now
>>6555218
>>6555236
>"cyberbullying"
why do you think i put it into quotations? the answer is for the autists in these threads.
>>6555187
I told you, i am a man... well, not right now but you understand.
No, let me check who could help me.
>>6555238
Yes, but be careful.
>tfw no mistress
>>6555239
b-but muh prozac
First 24/36/48 for Fyxe Island!
Hey fags, sexts are coming soon. Shitpost like you mean it.
Post HG chart
>>6555252
>Apparently only you and me liked Sam, anon. Goofing around with the samurai was fun.
>>6555296
Red
>>6555296
The Player
>>6555296
C U B E
>>6555296
Evileye
Post best HG friends
>>6555296
You Watanabe
>>6555296
Alexander the Great
>>6555296
Nagato
>>6555296
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6555296
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6555296
Muffet
>>6555296
Disgusted Mario
>>6555296
Jewey
>>6555296
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6555238
...
I... That's actually pretty thought-provoking. Is magic magic, or is it all in my head? That's...
>>6555240
I dunno, I just know there's a small bit of good in everyone, even if someone keeps telling me I'm wrong.
I'm prepared for both outcomes, either way.
>>6555282
I-I don't know how to feel about this, to be honest with you. Like... The complications that come with switching from boy to girl must be pretty bad.
Just... I dunno, put a cup of water on your head or something.
>>6555296
Emoji Man
>>6555296
Fighter
>>6555296
Not pure rawberry
>>6555296
Agria the Shadowless
>>6555296
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>>6555296
Peashy
>>6555296
Irisviel von Einzbern
>>6555296
Artoria Pendragon
>>6555296
Kotohime
>>6555296
Speedo Sonic 06
>>6555296
Tokitsukaze
>>6555296
Capra Demon
>>6555296
Karen dabbing
>>6555296
Scanty Demon~
>>6555296
Nafuka
>>6555296
Ken Kaneki
>>6555296
Jack Spicer
>>6555296
Furry porn
>>6555296
An angry loli
>>6555296
Ranma Saotome
>>6555296
Hajime Ichinose
>>6555296
Nanu
>>6555296
Validar
>>6555338
Are you supposed to pet spiders or not? Cause I want to pet you.
>>6555285
>whips
>>6555282
>Water pipe go
>>6555296
Venom
>>6555330
Gotcha!
>>6555357
post the tatsumaki version
>>6555296
Rosehip
>>6555296
Reigen Arataka
>>6555357
>rapes
>Kamina
>>6555296
Metal Cooler
>>6555296
Senshougahara
>>6555372
Best girl
>>6555296
Himiko Yumeno
6 more
>>6555413
Ash Crimson
>>6555404
>>6555413
Chara
>>6555413
Rei Ayanami
>>6555413
A Giant Dick
>>6555413
Tippy
>>6555413
Dia Kurosawa
>>6555373
AHHHH! IS HOT!!
Thanks...
>>6555330
Yeah, is a shit be me...
Don't worry, Venom is helpful.
>>6555375
>don't have that one
>>6555330
That's naive don't you think? You think some of the world's most terrible people had good?
>>6555413
Takemi Tae
>>6555404
>>6555413
Danger Mario
Check it! 5 minutes for changes and swaps!
>>6555373
I mean, you got me, but...
>The hero suddenly has a blank look on his face, staring at the ground.
What is magic if magic isn't even "real" magic? Does it only exist because I want it to exist? I know I sound crazy, but this just hit me like a sack of bricks.
>>6555432
No need to tell me twice, dude. I bet you can't even swim no more because of it.
Good! It would be a shame if someone was to spill some cold water on you straight after that!
>>6555443
Yes, they did have some good in them. Or at least they had some good in them. I mean, like... It's pretty pessimistic to think otherwise, right?
>>6555445
Tae is Bae
aquors > μ's
>>6555467
A district with the knight? This should be interesting.
>>6555446
>picks up the upper boat
Let us be on our way.
>>6555310
>>6555445
>>6555467
Could you please swap this? I'm going to bed.
>>6555467
Let us proceed, ahuhuhu~.
>>6555502
>>6555494
>Wait, I'm retarded
>>6555467
It looks good! Thank you for the game, citizen!
>>6555494
>VERY fast king running at incredible hihg speed
>>6555467
I accept this challenge.
>>6555488
>fucking dies
>>6555432
You should cover your eyes when we do this
>>6555469
What if it existing because you want it to is why it's magic?
>>6555467
Stop staring at me like that. Stop it. Cut it out. Go ahead so he stops staring at me!
>>6555528
...Oh my God, that makes so much sense that it... It existing because I want it to in magic in of itself?
>>6555526
>takes her soul
If get, Junko never posts on this board again.
It's not happening.
>>6555543
Is magic in of itself.
Crap.
>everyone waiting for the get
>>6555543
Yes!
>>6555511
....You okay?
>>6555555
Fuck.
>>6555555
if it's what i think it is, i'm going to be pissed
>>6555540
You blew it. Move on to the next ship loli.
>>6555469
Well, if you will do that, a "girl" going to beat your ass and make you suffering.
>>6555528
Thank you for the advice...
Don't worry we still have a chance at >>6666666
>>6555469
>>6555469
More like realistic. You wouldn't say Hitler had good in him? Or my ancestor that I told you about?
>>6555556
Aww, how unfortunate. I hope it burns you up well, little worm.
>>6555016
0400? I-Isn't that 4 o'clock in the morning...?
>>6555018
S-Sorry... I jsut like to think that you are always doing great... But how are you?
>S-Sorry, something came up and I had to get it done
>>6555580
I was simply offering her a helping hand.
>>6555517
Not fast enough, stranger...
>>6555569
>Does this look like the face of okay
I am indeed, not fine at all, Eddy
>>6555540
No wonder, you have strange tastes.
>>6555615
I've been doing just fine without you thanks, Sometimes there's a chance of a bad day...
>>6555624
S'wrong?
>>6555599
Anytime buddy
>>6555615
Bright and early, yes.
>>6555636
I do not have strange tastes.
>>6555620
I can walk on my own, Na-Ga-To!
AND WE'RE OFF! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to, FYXE ISLAND!
>>6555569
Yes? Yes! That's just so mind-blowing that I can't even comprehend it!
>>6555599
Not something that hasn't happened to me before, but okay, I won't do it to you! Say, lemme just ask a question real quick - if I put one drip of cold water on you, do you turn into a girl?
>>6555603
Hitler, despite being Hitler, led the first anti-smoking campaigns and had affection for animals. He's not a complete monster, but he's definitely in the wrong.
Your ancestor probably had his moments, too. Even the most despicable, vile people of all time had their moments of mercy.
>>6555646
I failed to obtain the holy repeating digits, it is not hard to see.
>>6555610
I want to fuck this girl
>>6555665
Can we get moving already? Why'd I even agree to do this stupid slow-motion crap?
>>6555636
There's always a chance for everything... But if I can do anything to prevent it you know you should always let me know.
>>6555653
I'm going to drop dead in the middle of the first lecture...
>>6555610
Weren't you going to bed?
>>6555665
I did all my training myself. I'm registered.
>>6555664
I was only offering my assistance.
>>6555665
How humiliating...
>>6555665
"The Wheel of Fortune", huh? I hope that that refers to outside of here and not in the Arena, because I want my future to be bright.
>>6555664
woof
>>6555665
Gotta say here, this group looks pretty solid! Then again, I never been in a group, so maybe I don't know what i'm talking about!
>>6555689
Yeah, that'll show her
>>6555666
You don't know him like I did. You would change your mind in a second if you met him
>>6555665
And I'll make sure your assumptions become realty! Onwards to glory my Air-walking Thunder Bulls!
>>6555672
Well then you have something to fight for instead of just getting them and it being over with, the journey is always the best part
>>6555666
And you got double trips!
>>6555665
Rawberry's Escort Service! We've only got one girl, but she is motivated!
>>6555665
>As the cool sea breeze brushes against Scantys face she takes in a deep with then lets out a sigh of relief.
>>6555653
We all have our own thing, I was just thinking out loud.
>>6555686
Later probably, I'm fine on my own right now but thank you Araragi.
>>6555665
If I want help, I'll ask for it.
>>6555665
Cool!..I don't know where to go though.
>>6555720
Hold still.
>>6555665
That is...quite unfortunate...ahuhuhu~...
>>6555708
What do you mean by that?
>>6555720
Weak? This doesn't fit me at all.. I should have lots of grappling and throwing attacks, so redo this.
>>6555666
Actually i don't know, but i think you need more or less a half bucket of water... Why do you ask?
>>6555720
I don't get this at all.
>>6555720
I wasn't before i left a while?
>>6555720
>>6555731
Heeeeey... thanks for the back rub. It's a massive pain to apply it by yourself.
And trust me, I am not trying to move much.
>>6555720
This is all very nice, but I don't yet see anything that will help me win
>>6555720
So is Senshougahara trying to seduce FP's, uh, remains?
>>6555720
[CONQUERING THE WORLD IN DOGGO LANGUAGE]
>>6555686
Not if you go to bed early. Since you are going to attend my classes you will get up the same time I do.
>>6555729
I like...cute things...
>>6555731
>reaches out to pet the pupper
>>6555766
I'm sure I'll be fine
>>6555766
You're under arrest! Don't make it worse by resisting, or I- *hic* I'll throw you in the slammer for a decade!
>>6555712
Nope, 'cause you met him in his worst. Even he had his mother to care for him, so he had his moments of compassion. Honestly, I don't know why people are dead set on proving me wrong.
>>6555719
I DID? HOT DAMN, I DID. BOW DOWN TO THE HERO WHO MANAGED TO GET SUCH HOLY DIGITS~!
>>6555720
F-Fanservice? Why would they degrade the hero into something so dumb?
>
Is this what fanservice is? I dunno how to feel about it.
>>6555741
Oh, no reason. I just wanted to know for heroic reasons.
>He kicks away an empty drink bottle, whistling innocently.
>>6555766
OI, YOU TWO. STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW BEFORE I GET PHYSICAL. AND TRUST ME, YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I GET PHYSICAL.
>>6555766
The Big Gete Star allowed me the power to cheat death! How could this be!?
>>6555766
.....
>Her cheeks flush with redness, as she slowly exits the bathroom.
Just... uh... refill the paper.
>>6555755
You're still moving too much..There, no sunburns for you. Now I can go find something interesting.
>>6555766
I like to get a bit closer, but I still perform best at a distance.
>>6555773
>Is pet
I'm not a dog you know.
>>6555766
>>6555789
Easy there blondie, this is no more than bonding with our fists, you can also call it, "tough love!"
>>6555729
Okay, just remember I should be the first one to know if something isn't right, no secrets.
>>6555773
I-I can't do the first part, I'm a nocturnal person, I like being up at night and getting up late... The later could be done... But it's going to be painful...
>>6555766
I don't see the problem here...
>>6555773
That's your taste? I was thinking something different but that's not bad.
>>6555789
He's drank too much and won't leave the bar! It's my job to escort him out, now move it before I have to haul you off behind bars too!
>>6555766
>>6555782
Jack my boy, you should get loaded more often. Not because of what you did, the liver failure thing. A bit of jaundice would do wonders for your complexion.
>>6555789
I'm ok with this.
>>6555732
You're still number 1 to us!
>>6555789
But did you check them?
>>6555825
Well. I know what I'm going to end up erasing from existence
>>6555825
Next time I won't get talked into fighting like this
>>6555815
What were you thinking of?
>>6555811
>continues petting
I am well aware of who and what you are and watch that tone of yours.
>>6555814
Then you better start rearranging your sleep schedule. There will be no sleeping in my class.
>>6555825
Wha.. I would never do something illegal like that.
>>6555825
So is this Artoria's dream, or what?
>>6555825
welp
>>6555811
>She began to start patting her own back.
Yup, can feel the lotion on my back. Thanks for the little rub down.
>The Fighter then runs off, with a grin in her face.
>>6555825
Uh... wouldn't I be the person with the harem? I got the looks, trust me on this one!
>>6555812
"Tough love"? Yeah, right! Let me do the math for you; you're probably drunk, swinging your fists like a kid whose got it out for everyone, and you're taller than she is! Cut it out right now or else!
>>6555816
And?! You're no better by getting into a fight with him, miss! I want you to take a deep breath and think about this logically without rushing in heads-first! Is that hard for you to do?
>>6555825
How okay is okay, dude? Is something wrong with you?
>>6555831
NOPE. CHECK THOSE DIGITS IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
>>6555848
Fuck, aliens are real!!
>>6555789
Ahh... Ok
>>6555825
Ow! It's like punching a concrete wall.
>>6555839
Make me.
>>6555848
That's just weird. I don't want to contract your weirdness.
>>6555848
... I blame Wuya
>>6555814
You're the one with secrets but I understand if I need anything I'll go to you first, happy?
>>6555839
Something like Araragi, having a thing for little girls.
>>6555848
That's just a picture of a low tier skeleton. What matter of slander is this..?
>>6555825
>>6555877
WAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a fight you never had a chance to win, yet no hesitation was in your eyes! That determination is way to great for that small body of yours, litle girl, and I like that!
>>6555831
Why thank you, dearie! Best of luck to you...two, I suppose. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6555848
I need all of this for evidence.
I'll just take..
>She notices a bent-up paperclip and pockets it.
This will come in handy for the investigation!
>>6555869
He's no match for an officer of the law! I'll have him cuffed in a second and this'll all be over, so just move aside, citizen! Leave this to the police!
ever get in one of those moods where you can't decide which one of your avas you want to play?
>>6555839
B-But I need to be up at night... It's not up to discussion...
ily muffet
>>6555848
The, "YIPPIE," heard round the world.
>>6555869
I'm very OK. Extremely OK. Good, maybe even great. Hey wait, where'd your shirt come from!?
>>6555885
This is the longest we stayed alive in this
>>6555848
>>6555888
Ooooooooh...
>She starts rummaging through the girl's drawer.
.....And nothing, crap.
>Looking at her partner in crime, the fighter let's out a sigh.
Dang... empty handed.
>>6555855
>*On.
>>6555882
W-Wait, what secrets? I've told you everything... I don't keep anything from you... And even if I tried to I'd fail.
>>6555882
I have already noticed his "obsession". I try not to pay it much mind.
>>6555877
Do not test your luck with me.
>>6555891
Then you will fail my class. How disappointing, I expected much more from you Araragi.
>>6555884
I'll be smarter next time, just you wait!
>>6555898
>Dies horribly.
>>6555789
Probably because you are so prideful and stubborn. I guess it entices people to prove you wrong.
>>6555898
Get off of me you little jailbait brat!
>>6555908
Spank her, Nagato-chan :3
>>6555848
Pardon?
>>6555909
>>6555898
>Muda muda muda muda
>>6555869
God bless it
>>6555898
...We don't know how to feel about this?
>>6555874
...SNEAK ATTACK!
>He pulls out a bottle of cold water and throws it at the man, running away and laughing maniacally.
>>6555888
DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HIM?! He's taller than I am, and probably twice as tall as you are! And the hero's not going to just stand by while a fight breaks out, what kinda person would he be otherwise?!
>>6555889
Do what I do and flip a coin. It makes it tremendously easier for us.
>>6555898
Sweet! And I felt too cold without it on, so I decided to put it back on and look snazzier than ever before! Why do you ask, man?
>>6555910
Can you blame me? I'm America, so it's obvious I'm gonna be prideful of SOME things. Especially... Especially about my country. And, well, I guess I need better arguments than just saying my point over and over again.
>>6555869
>>6555784
The courage to face me head on is something I simply can't ignore! Besides, she had what it takes to dodge my blows, Isn't that right, woman?
>>6555909
You're welcome to challenge the King of Conquerors as many times as you want, little woman, it only gets harder from here!
>>6555908
Why shouldn't I? What will you do?
>>6555889
>Every single day.
>>6555898
W-What the hell kin-
>With the attack landing a clean hit on her, The Fighter is sent flying into the air to god knows where.
>>6555908
Can't you change the schedule and make it be a little bit later?
>>6555898
I'm pretty sure this is illegal immigration..
>>6555903
>Meanwhile, Kotohime had been pocketing all kinds of useless baubles. Wrinkled napkins, pieces of tin foil, all kinds of things that would normally have no use.
Nonsense, I'm getting plenty of evidence. You just need to have the trained eye of a police officer to spot what can be used!
>>6555932
And I have magic, so none of that even matters!
That's it, you're under arrest for disrupting a police officer. Turn around, you're coming with me to the big house, buddy!
>>6555933
Of course! I trained myself at the police academy, there's no one th-
Hang on! You're still under arrest! Hands where I can see them!
>>6555933
More like the king of looking homeless. I bet you have lice in your beard. I'll help you shave if you ask nicely though.
>>6555938
>dat crotchshot
Noice!
>>6555898
>inv4 Don't lose your WAAAAYY
>>6555898
So whatever the fuck Yuno's from got a little bit heavy on the fanservice, huh? Not surprising.
>>6555904
It's a joke, I was teasing, wasn't it obvious?
>>6555908
He's a pervert who gets punished, Araragi knows his place and everyone already notices his masochistic pervert behavior, You would think he would stop. I thought you had those same tendencies just a moment ago. At least you're smarter.
>>6555932
Really? Actually you thought that you could do it and run away?
>She Chases and beating him
Forget the hot water, i am tired of this shit.
>>6555976
>>6555893
And I, you, at least platonically, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6555899
Ah, is that so, dearie? Well, then, your first victory shall taste absolutely sweet! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6555976
Sorry about the delay folks! Your captain cockblocked his shitty ass upload bandwidth!
>>6555976
>>6556002
Uhh... Jack Bots, you handle it
>>6556002
Could you... stop being... so creepy... about this... and just... get it... over with. Dead flesh... burns just... as easily... as any other.
>>6555976
I'm just trying to build a little bit of muscle for... Things. You don't have to exaggerate
>>6556002
Oh yeah, Ainz is shredded to the bone. TO THE BONE! GOD I'M SO FUCKING JACKED RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU FEEL IT!? AAAAAAAAAA
>>6555979
Sometimes I just can't tell... Not when you sound so serious about it.
>>6555962
Ugh...
>The Fighter looks at all the useless garbage her 'partner' is grabbing, raising a hand up into the air, almost tempted to do something.
Y-Your... uh... 'evidence' may not help as in this situation. We're trying to find stuff that are... uh... hmmmmm... that looks shiny! Yeah, shiny. do you have any shiny things?
>>6555976
Yeah, you better run you white haired lady! I take grudges to you know!
>>6556002
....There, got you.
>>6555914
No.
>>6555935
Punish you severely. From this moment you are to clean every latrine spotless with your toothbrush, I will inspect each one personally and if I see a spot you missed you will do it all over again until each latrine in each restroom is spotless. All contact with Yukikaze, Amatsukaze, and Shimakaze is hereby prohibited until you complete your task. In addition you will be sent to bed without a meal.
>>6555939
If little girls can wake up that early then surely you can as well.
>>6555979
I can control myself. Earlier he was flipping a young girl's skirt with no hesitation, it was a disgraceful sight to behold.
>>6556035
Stop looking at me
>>6555962
Wha-? You can't arrest the King of Conquerors! There's an entire world to conquer out there!
>>6555965
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, but I'd be the same without my manly crimson beard! Touch it and find out for yourself how clean it is.
>>6556002
Pierce through every wave! We don't get the chance to directly feel the force of the vast ocean every day!
>>6555984
First part of fixing a problem is coming to terms with it
>>6555992
Then we dedicate it to our fellow spiders!
Post codes
>>6556035
What are you going on about?
>>6556035
I've already... had to... live through... hell once... before.
Arm we ded?
>>6556035
There's a joke about Ash and his event, but I'm floundering more than usual.
>>6556060
WOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M RAGING OUT, FUCK YEAH, LET'S FUCKING GO!
>>6556060
>you see an anon fiddling with something in the corner
>>6556048
Do it!
6556035
Hah! My mother has long left this world along with anyone else I once loved! I need no feline to keep me safe!
>>6556035
I think I'll keep these.
>>6556046
Of course. I've got plenty of shiny things in my collection. I wouldn't be a very good collector if I didn't. I may be a police officer mainly, but that doesn't mean I can't have hobbies. I can let you peek at my collection if you really want, but you should leave the evidence collecting to the professionals.
>>6556053
You're not gonna be conquering much from the inside of a jail cell, bub! You should've thought about that before you got into a barfight!
>Cuffs
You're looking at up to a year for aggravated assault and battery!
>>6556048
Fine... I can try, but you better have an unlimited supply of coffee just for me.
>>6556070
>>6556070
THE JACK BOTS DID IT, IT'S THEIR FAULT! AHHH!
>>6556070
>>6556088
Run. Just run.
>>6556086
Have the Jack Bots attack and occasionally use Wu. Tried and true. Kind of
>>6556086
Now that's an event I can appreciate. Sir Charles doesn't get his proper due.
>>6556070
That's....Nice.
>>6556075
What are you doing over there, faceless child?
>>6556040
It just amuses me sometimes, A serious joke can be funny right?
>>6556048
Meaning you would jump at me for example if you couldn't control yourself? I've punished him numerous times but he's always so stupid.
>>6556101
Y-You can't eat me! Cannibalism is against the law!
>>6555932
You should probably invest in some books about debating, but in all honesty it won't do you any good here. Everyone won't change their opinion no matter how long you argue or how good your points are. Just wasting you're breath really.
>>6556070
>Main character
That's funny...
>>6556055
Sorry, but i don't care! i am angry and he was a stupid!!
>>6556086
Excellent... (sarcasm)
>>6556101
Could have been worse
>>6556101
>>6556109
A metal... jaw doesn't... matter whether... your fine... with it... or not.
>>6556070
The masked woman is one hell of a beast, excellent! Another star that must join my army!
>>6556082
But you decided to challenge me first!
>B strength allows his huge hands to easily break the handcuffs.
A year is too much time! I could recruit hundreds of champions from this colloseum in that period, therefore this king's gonna keep his freedom!
>>6556101
A brutal day of fighting among all of our survivors!
>>6556082
...Sure, I can leave the evidence with the 'professional'. That collection does sound tempting, but maybe some other day, alright?
Since, it's high time for me to get some shut-eye. Soooo... see ya!
>Giving the 'professional' a thumbs up, The Fighter quickly got of dodge, and ran to the northen direction.
>>6556048
That's mean, but you're in no position to enforce it.
>>6556053
>She seems reluctant at first, but brushes her hand against it.
It's rough, like the commander's was.
>>6556136
Take aim... and fire.
>>6556136
It was the Jack Bots, I tell yo-
>>6556103
... You have a point, as log as it keeps you happy then it's okay.
>>6556136
Damn you vanilla events.
>>6556101
Here they come! Stay strong my loyal warriors, against the falling sky we stand together until the end!
>And they all get dunked.
>>6556136
A nice time is had by all for an entire day and night. That's also called bad TV, folks. No one wants to watch that boring garbage, SO WE'RE FAST FORWARDING TO THE GOOD PART!
>>6555926
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.~!
>>6555933
So?! You're clearly not in a state to be fighting someone! Courage doesn't mean anything when you're drunk! Calm down and settle this civilly!
>>6555962
Who's gonna win? Magic, or someone that has muscles the size of my head?! Well... Thinking about it, you'd probably win...
You can't arrest me, I'm not even an official citizen of this country! Heck, I'm not even a citizen! Am I? What makes a citizen in the first place? I don't think I'm one.
>>6555984
DURUFU~! YOU MIGHT THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME UP, BUT THIS WON'T BREAK THE HERO'S SPIRIT~!
>The hero just keeps running, laughing all the while.
>>6556112
But they think they're right. I wonder what they think they're gonna accomplish by arguing with me, because trust me, it's just really dumb in the first place. They think they're smart arguing with me and proving me wrong when they're just as wrong as I am...
>>6556128
>Respawns
Now I've got to arrest you for third degree murder of a police officer, you know. You're gonna go away for a looong time.
>>6556132
You're just adding more time into your sentence! That's another year for resisting arrest! Now comply and come quietly!!
...
>She jumps up to try and reach his hands, but isn't tall enough to cuff him again.
...
>She tries to jump up again and can't quite reach.
>>6556138
Oh. See you later, citizen! Make sure you look both ways when crossing the road!
>>6556166
>She shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head
I don't... think you... know what... your get-... getting into.
>Nafuka
>>6555031
KYOOB