Pokephilia thread Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most

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>>6553057
xth for my favorite

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Always remember to have an Audino on your team as the party's slut.

>the more your pokemon fuck an Audino, the better they get at sex

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I'm claiming audinos big fat butt!

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I want businesswoman milftwo to keep me as a toy+test subject confined in a laboratory adjacent to her office, constantly fattening me up. She'd mind-control sexy anthro female interns of various species (goodra, vaporeon, nidoqueen, scolipede...) to make them attend to me, feeding me, ensuring 99% of my vast surface area is getting massaged at all times. Whenever she has time for a break, she would join in and telekinetically stimulate me to orgasm while hovering in a reclined position in front of me and rubbing my jowls with her smooth toes. She'd also play with some sort of gravity control device for the intent of science and teasing, watching my mass pool out across the floor as I go from 1/10th earth gravity to 5x gravity, taking care to revert it before my lungs collapse. After particularly stressful business days she'd just decide to stay overnight at the building and use me as a bed, dreaming dreams of new inventive ways to maximize the pleasure received by her favorite test subject.

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Last thread, someone asked, "I wonder how it feels to fuck a Reuniclus through the "jelly".
I made this in response.
>You start to push into your Reuniclus.
>The cool, thick slime gives way to her incredibly small, and surprisingly warm pussy
>Her soft folds rub and twist against every inch of your penis, as the gel contracts around your base
>You barely last 5 seconds before you feel yourself near climax
>You then feel the (now) familiar sensation of your groin muscles being clenched by her psychic powers
>"Oh my. Are you already about to cum? Does my tight, wet pussy really feel that good?"
>You squirm in her grasp, held at the very brink of orgasm
>"Well, I'm glad you enjoy it, because you're going to be here for quite a while."
>Whilst thrusting inside her, desperate for release, she uses her powers to give extra attention to your sensitive spots
>Imagine receiving a skilled hand-job and a prostate massage, whilst penetrating the best pussy you have ever felt. Except, you are unable to orgasm, so the pleasure just increases exponentially
>You eventually go limp from the neverending bliss, unable to even moan
>This doesn't stop her, as she pushes you down, and starts riding you cowgirl style
>Every time she orgasms, her vaginal muscles clench tightly around your dick
>After literal hours of this treatment, and dozens of orgasms, she is finally satisfied.
>She dismounts you, and collapses next to your crotch, panting heavily
>She catches her breath, and moves back to your groin
>"You've been good. So..."
>She grabs your throbbing member with her gelatinous hand, and shoves the tip into her mouth, her smooth tongue circling rapidly around your sensitive head
>You feel her psychic grip release, and you climax almost instantly, emptying your balls into her mouth for a full minute, as she greedily slurps up every drop
>Both of you completely spent, she cuddles up to your chest with a satisfied smile
>Basking in the afterglow, you fall asleep in each others arms

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>I'll never be able to watch something like this happen in real life
Suffering.

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>>6553057
I'll post a pic of my BW2 team and their natures.
And you will try make their roles; because i'm not that good at it
Isabeau: bold, alert to sounds
Henry: quirky, somewhat stubborn
Hal: serious, likes to run
Klavier: hardy, sturdy body
Trucy: calm, likes to eat
Fran: gentle, mischievous

>>6553141
>you will never grind your dick against that space inbetween the base of arceus' inner thigh and their crotch region

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>>6553693
Klavier and Henry double team Isabeau, while Fran and Hal fuck, Trucy gets forced to eat out the resulting mess.

How's that?

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>>6553799
Pretty hot

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>>6553684
I want to bully Lucario!

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It's gonna fit, it always fits.

>>6554039
>you will never throw lucario down a flight of stairs

>>6554039
lucario is eminently bullyable. i'd love to stomp on his big stupid snout

>>6553604
Beautiful. 10/10

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>>6553693
>Fran
>Gentle, mischevious
Literally a gentle Dom.

>>6553684
That's one way to french...

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I need more spicy chicken in my life.

>>6556297
I want to squeeze her tits so fucking hard they burst open and she falls unconcious from the trauma

i wanna kiss a psychic type

bumpo

>finally stock
>I have no money
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/DetailPage/item?itemCode=1054712359
>sample
https://www.doujinshi.org/book/737732/MY-Freak/
and
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/DetailPage/item?itemCode=1054712320
>sample
https://www.doujinshi.org/book/850756/

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Which one would you fuck?

>>6557658
I'd give malestic the the succ

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>>6557843
>Not wanting to be dominated by F-Meowstic and her psychic abilities

>>6557885
>Implying
I think malestic is the cuter one anyway

>>6553057
There's something about having sex with a trainer and her ace pokemon at the same time that's really hot.

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>>6553057
Salazzle fags on suicide watch

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I'd have one Pokemon be the designated cum dump of the team, growing fat off a steady diet of semen from the others and any wild Pokemon I'd encounter

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>>6553057

What will a world would look like where humans are male only and pokemons are female only?

Answer these questions:

>which gender should be the aggressive mate?

>how will they get a human/pokemon offspring specifically?

>Do they have thier own special holiday?

>Why Arcues made this decision?

I want to entice male pokemon with my trap body to join my team and mix their cum inside me~

>>6558474
>how will they get a human/pokemon offspring specifically?
Perfect bond between human and pokemon = Chance for human offspring.

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I want a Feraligatr to pin me down in a position just like this, and pound my ass until my chest is covered in my own jizz. When he's done, he'll lick it up and then we would cuddle and sleep.

>>6558412
I'd like to do that with a Miltank.

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>>6558666
I wanna turn my Emolga into a greedy cum-slut

>>6558474
>and pokemons are female only?
BORING

Look, if you're not playing Pokemon by assembling a team of dudes who fuck shit up during the day and fuck your shit up during the night, then you're not playing optimally. Nothing brings a team together like runnin' a train on the guy in the hat~

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>>6556343
I want to squeeze her tits too.

But that seems a little excessive.

>>6559025
you're not enthusiastic enough about it

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>>6556297

>>6558590
Then how will they produce females?

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>mespirit like most psychic types can send their thoughts in it's trainer mind
>but because she's the legendary pokemon bringer of emotion she control emotions from removing them to intensifying her to uncontrollable levels on anyone who touches her
>one day your mespirit asks you to give her a little kiss
>you agree and kiss her cheek
>she controls your emotions and sends your lust to uncontrollable levels
>and with her psychic abilities she starts sending lewd thoughts about you copulating with her
>being overtaken by lust you pin her down and start take off your pants revealing your massive erection
>mespirit feeling horny asks you to have sex with her, but she already knows the answer
>you penetrate her tight pussy and start pounding with every pound fiercer than the last
>you cum filling her body with your hot seed
>mespirit also came but she doesn't want you to stop yet so she amplifies your sexuality drive even more
>while you keep pounding her you can feel her inner walls tightening signifying that she's near climax
>both you and her climax together she return your emotions to normal and rest her tiny body on your chest
>you also exhausted reply to mespirit
>"mespirit, if you wanted to have sex you could just have asked me. You know i love you"
>mespirit lovingly hugs and apologize
>you kiss her mouth and both of you rest due to such a intense night of sex

>>6559105
the most hit or miss artist in existence

>>6559172
I've always found it impossible to be attracted to the lake trio things, no matter the generous creative medium they appear in. Must be the same reason why midna never did it for me despite all the porn.

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>>6557658
Both.
Preferably at the same time.

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Impregnate all your pokemon

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He lost a fight.

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>>6559412
You've given a whole new meaning to the phrase "Putting your starter in the box"

>>6559951
tfw this image is one of the best scolipede pictures to date

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>>6559412
Losers deserve punishment

How degrading would it be to stick a fleshlight in the vag of your pokemon and then fuck them?

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>>6559172
>ywn have mesprit amplify your sexual urges to make an intese sex night
hello darkness my old friend

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>>6558474
>Female
>Mammalian birth for humans, eggs for Pokemon
>Er, I guess the world would have a variety of specific holidays, sure
>She wants the cawk herself

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Medicham has great dick sucking lips

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>>6561034
i want to bury my face in medicham's thighs

>>6560068
It really, unironically is.

>>6561125
[spoiler]I want to be the Medicham with thick thighs.[/spoiler]

>>6561034
That Medicham need to be impregnated so that the world can have more busty Medichams.

>>6561658
Delcatty is scary.

>>6561658
>Furret used Helping Hand!

>>6561490
Jesus, this artist is so fucking shit.

>>6561865
I like it.

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>>6561872
It's really not that good

>>6561892
It's good enough for me.

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>>6561892
Vaporeon is love
Vaporeon is life

There's something just about how Ribombee looks that makes me just want him to step on me

>>6562104
Good luck with that, because she's tiny.

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>>6562100
eevee is better

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>>6562153
Without a doubt.

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Who can resist this?

>>6562317
>That ass
sit on my face goddamn

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>>6562317
does dusknoir and celebi share grovyle they compete for him?

>>6562585
I'm sure they compete

>>6562317
>Nasty Plot.jpg
damn

>>6562585
they share him

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For you ribombee fans.

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Would you let Arceus aggressively dominate you in bed, to relieve her pent-up sexual desires?

>>6564170
I want Arceus to pound me and make me her slut

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>>6564170
Oh most definitely, would love some of that godly booty.

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>>6564583
>>6564630
I would become her personal toy, and "worship" her every night.
I wonder what her pussy feels like. Heaven?

>>6565009
Better than that, I'm sure

Is it bad if i want rotomdex to fuck me. I mean I was already thirsty for rotom but hoo boy.

>>6561892
I want to hug the chubby vaporeon
non lewdly

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>>6565087
Go right ahead, object anon.
What kind of lewd acts do you intend to perform with them, though?

>>6565009
>mentioning of arceus' pussy/genitals feeling like heaven

this happens so often it needs its space on a bingo card

>>6564170
>tfw the artist forgot to include the hip spikes on this image

>>6561892
HNNNNG

>>6565624
Well, what would you use to describe them?

>>6565678
it'd be damn good

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>>6565686
...really nigga

>>6565398
>Go right ahead, object anon.
Don't bully me. I just want to get fucked by the dex.

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>>6565735
I intended it as more of a complement than an insult.
Apologies. Please accept this honedge picture as compensation.

this guy is making me try to think of an 'objectifying women' kind of joke but I am shit at wit and the joke basically writes itself anyway and isn't all that funny and I'm tired right now and can't think clearly

What would be the fastest way possible to make a dragonair forcibly bust a nut without using chemicals or electricity?

>>6565827
Nah its cool man thank you.
>>6565855
Go to bed.

>>6558474
Female. Especially if thier pokemon.

Some liquid medicines I guess.

Thier holiday will be called "Egg day" where humans and pokemon get in a stadium where they held a gas of pheromones so they can have sexual activities together. Thus the "egg" plays in the end.

Becaues he has a human/pokemon fetish

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>>6566032
1:Tie them down
2:Lube that dick up
3:Grab the base with one hand
4:Put the palm of your other hand on his sensitive tip, and start sliding it back and forth at a rapid speed
5:Enjoy making him squirm
You can also refer to this crappy MSpaint diagram I made.

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Which one would you submit to?
Dialga, Palkia or Giratina?
Or all three at once?

>>6567165
I'd prefer all three. I have a kink for having multiple people owning you. Having to satisfy them one after another and worshipping them all sounds like a dream come true.

>>6567292
>You offer yourself as their personal servant
>Getting a neat collar with rings for three different leashes
>Getting tugged in different directions

>>6567375
>Collars
c-cute

>>6567375
Aside from having my head ripped off that way, that sounds hot

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>>6567375
>ywn be the personal slut for the creation trio and be used for their pleasure daily
>feeling their enormous cocks penetrating your asshole 3 times or more a day and tasting their divine cum for your nutrition
>ywn fucked so much by them that your mind becomes numb as you pass of pleasure and exhaustion
Why even live

>>6568104
>Getting pinned between all of their cocks in your daily worship sessions
>Getting covered in their cum

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I want to SUCC BLAZIKEN'S PEENIS

>>6568032
i want to punish that anus

>>6568104
Beast trio > creation trio

>>6569375
preferences

we're not here to start wars

>>6569399
You faggots will argue about anything.

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I want Decidueye to straddle my chest, flopping his cock in my face and rubbing his butt all over me while I try to contain my own squirming.

Then I want him to cum in my mouth.

It saddens me that this is too much to ask from this world

You faggots are so fucked in the head. Were you the guys who shat their pants in church when you were young?
....That said, I feel at home

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I wish Aromatisse was more popular. What a cutie!

>>6569524
you must be new here

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>>6569524
Welcome to the family.

Enjoy the endless weird erections.

>you will never eat out the genital slit of a gay latios, treating him like the female he wants to act like he is and fulfilling all his desires

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this poor braixen half dead

he ain't even conscious enough to know whats actually happening to him anymore, can't even feel it

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post uncommon pokemon porn

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>>6568104

Because if you die you can't keep spilling seed to such wonderful creatures.

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>>6571580
who said anything about dying i might pass out but i'm still alive
who wouldn't want to be te center of such divine orgies

>>6571721

Did you forget that you posted "Why even live"?

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>>6571929
>he doesn't know how the pasta works

>>6571721
>Family reunion.jpg

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>try to find nice looking anthro pokeporn
>it's either oc shit like this or people going mongo retard on hyper sized tits

I guess this is what I deserve for having shit tastes, but then again feral content devoid of knots and multiboob/crotch tits and also non oc material is a struggle to find as well.

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>>6572305
>feral content devoid of knots and multiboob/crotch tits
You have really shit taste

>>6572321
I can't force myself to like things that are visually unappealing, I tried

It's not like I want to be unable to enjoy this massive amount of content

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>>6572380
Go look up elpatrixf he has some great anthros

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Do you think fugging your pokemon is common in the pokemon universe?

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>>6565009

>>6573563
I wish there was more than just this endlessly reposted thing that reads off in the exact same tone as all the rest.

>>6564630
This is pretty much the sole good piece of arceus material to ever exist, and it came from a prudish artist that got depressed because of the fact that they drew suggestive material and outright porn and went ahead and nuked all of it.

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>>6564630
Now with 100% more dick

>>6573619
It actually looks better like this somehow

>>6573619
>>6564630

Why is the artist of this pic so squicked by the thought of a male arceus, anyway? I've spoked to them before and they say they can't stand to be reminded of it and it makes them feel like vomitting.

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>>6573502
In the Sinnoh region it was.

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>>6573502
Dude it's practically canon.
Over the years in the games, movies, manga, shows, etc. There has been so many small hints towards it that there really isn't an argument AGAINST it.

>>6573692
Sounds like a closeted gayfriend to be real honest there pokefam.

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>>6572305
>feral content devoid of multiboob/crotch tits
I don't know what you're talking about, there's plenty oit there.
>devoid of knots
Okay now you actually have shit taste. However, there's tons of stuff with conedicks. You're just not looking in the right places probably.

>>6573502
Realistically it would be.

But since this is a cheesy fictional universe, we can only really wonder.

Although it's canon that once upon a time human-pokemon marriage was a thing. But that was in the distant past, so...

>>6573950
>Over the years in the games, movies, manga, shows, etc. There has been so many small hints towards it
such as..?

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>>6574405

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>>6574405
>>6574433

>>6574235
>training your pokemon how to pleasure themselves
>seeing them slowly getting more and more lustful until they're practically always horny

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>>6574405
Also in case you missed it, there was kinda an entire movie about a Latias getting a lady-boner over Ash. But those are just a few examples off the top of my head.

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>>6574440
>We <3 Pokemon
I want that magazine and I want it now.

>>6574405
Pokemon is such a comfy setting.
What profession would you want in the Poke'verse?

>>6574843
Whoops, didn't mean to reply to that.

>>6572321
He says, as he posts a picture of a mammal laying an egg

>>6574843
I want to be a pokemon.

>>6574843
Breeding.

Because reasons.

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>>6574911
Which pokemon?

>>6574951
A cute female Snivy.

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>>6567375
What kind of kinky things could they do to you with their respective powers?

>>6574843
Something nice and cushy, like a pokemart clerk, or an office worker.

>>6574958
And no doubt you'd want some big, loving male trainer?

>>6575028
Yes, of course. I want a big loving trainer who'll shower me with love, then fuck my pussy raw every night.

>>6572305
>wants anthro and no knots
Why are you even here, just go fap to normie porn

The whole point of Pokemon is that they're pocket MONSTERS, not humans with tails and green fur

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>>6574971
Dialga, being master of time would probably do something along the lines of making edging literal hell and reversing time to rob you of your eventual orgasm

>tfw my Dialga has sassy nature

>>6575022
Same actually.
Work a comfy job with my poke-partner and go on battling trips/talent shows on weekends and vacations.

>>6575077
I would pamper the fuck out of my pokemon, no doubt.

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Seeing as Mewtwo is a M ew/human hybrid, doesn't it seem odd that adding human DNA to Mew would create something more powerful than it?
Wouldn't that imply that humans in the Pokemon universe are actually really strong, they just have very poor move pools?

>>6575171
I mean, have you SEEN the shit humans go through in the show?
Humans are still much more fragile than pokemon, but they aint pushovers.

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>>6575197
Actually I just came up with something.

Humans in the Pokemon universe have base stats similar to Mewtwo, but since people generally don't go around beating the shit out of Pokemon with their Fists they never level up.

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>>6575115
>Work a comfy job with my poke-partner and go on battling trips/talent shows on weekends and vacations.
Sounds great. Honestly If I was in the pokemon world I really wouldn't want to be one of those people who's whole life revolves around training pokemon and battling. I'm far too cynical and lazy for that shit. I'd much prefer a quiet life with my mischievous poke-waifu.

>>6574843
i would probably have a regular job but it would be better because pokemon exists and would probably pamper all my pokemon especially my heracross, i would go through journeys during my vacations
and also would take baths with my pokemon, nothing sexual, only if they want it >>6574440

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>>6575255
humans are really alot tougher than you think, zinnia survived being fugged.
and white jumped off a ferris wheel and the only broken was her heart for pokemon NTRing her

>>6575274
>a quiet life with my mischievous poke-waifu
This is what I really want. If I was in the pokemon world I wouldn't care about battling and training, all I'd want is to live with my pokewaifu like two lovers in everyday normal life.

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>>6575359
>>6575364
Alolan Meowth is cuter and sexier.

>>6573502
It's literally canon.

Gen 4 says that Pokémon once married, and even in the most recent games there are allusions to humans and Pokémon being in actual romantic love.

Most prominently, that lady and her Machamp.

>>6573502
>Lillie having all those pubes
ew no

>>6574456
I'll add that Brock reacts to this asking if that was Bianca, or Latias, and then basically concludes that it doesn't matter

>>6574902
Pokemon aren't mammals dumbshit

>>6574902
>implying mammals can't lay eggs

>>6574902
All Pokémon lay eggs, whats the problem

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Who's your poke'waifu?

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>>6575743
Snivy!

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>>6575743
Leavanny and scolipede

>>6575107
Perhaps Dialga could also stop time and just have sex with you and all you get to witness is an instantaneous orgasm without even realizing you were fucked.

>>6575091
>humans with tails and green fur

I said nothing about monster girl quest

>>6575789
>>6575814
Y'all got some great taste!

>>6575814
rip scolipede

If I remember right, someone in an old thread had a pastebin with what was written like an in universe pokephile's guide to mating-- I saw it ages ago, can't find it since. Anyone have a link and want to share?

Imagine ejaculating on Arceus' face and you accidentally cause your semen to dot the rest of their facial features and give them an expression

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>>6575743
Adorable mischievous fluffy witch.

>>6575743


>>6564170
Waifu (and husbando)

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>>6553057
>ywn fuck a trainer and her pokemon

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>>6576590
>fucking humans
>ever

>>6576590
Where i can see this?

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>>6576638
This is a Starters Trio thread now

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>>6576638
>not fucking both

Pokémon world is a harem of the hottest girls ever imagined, why would you turn that away?

Just get your PokéGirl to open up to playing with Pokémon, and reap the benefits. I imagine its commonplace anyways

>>6576665
Is it bad that seeing big breasted pokemon makes me wish I was one of them?

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>>6576755
Nope. Now post starters!

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>>6576786

>tfw no cute ghost pokemon to hypnotize you into being their personal sex slave

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>>6576786
Okay

>mareanie and corsola can breed
I want to see mindbreak porn of a corsola being used as breeding stock by a pack of mareanies. It's perfect for that.

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>>6575743
Can't decide between Cute Disastermon or gen 7's bug waifu

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>>6575743
>>6577098
Here's some gen 7's bug waifu to bump the thread

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>After a long day of training you tell your pokemon to settle down
>Go away for a bit
>Come back and see this

What do?

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>>6577131
>not posting the actual bug waifu
oh come on now

>>6577888
My pokemon being boned by another or spreading?
Which one?

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Reminder that you should marry Nebby.

>>6577969
>nebby will never impregnate you

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>>6577903
Ribombee is a cutie, but Lurantis is so much cuter Imo, I'm sorry Rimbomb-Anon

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>>6577903
Of course, can never go wrong with the godly booty

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>not posting the real bug waifu

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>>6578518
i agree with you but lurantis isn't a bug we should already be over this by now

>>6578580
>She'll never ride you and force you to be her breeding slut

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>>6578581
I get what you mean, but she just looks too much like a bug to me, for me to want to admit that she's only a grass type

>>6578608
How can you be a breeding slut if you aren't a girl?

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>>6577131
>>6577903
>>6578518
>>6578581
>>6578647

>>6578680
She forces me to breed her whenever she wants and rides me hard

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>>6576638
>he won't make use of perfectly good breeding meat solely because of their species
You're a faggot anon

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>>6577939
Both.

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>>6579101
>breeding meat
>not having a pokemon wife that you can shower with love and will reciprocate that love forever
Pokemon make for the better relationship; I don't want a piece of meat I want a lover.

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>>6579189
Thats the gayest thing i've ever heard and i was raised by 2 men.

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>>6579528
and what's wrong with gay?

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>>6579528
Hug 'n snug before you fug

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Have a pokemon cum inside you everyday!

>>6575743
All of them.
Except that piece of trash known as Keldeo.

>>6576638
>>6579101
So...why would I want to bang a human again?
Human:
>Boring, noisy, needy
>Pregnancy is so much fun, right?
>Loose, dry human vagina
>Would abandon you in a heartbeat
>Demands large amounts of income, and gives back little to nothing in return.

Versus Pokemon:
>Loyal, loving, romantic
>Wide selection of pussy, from extremely tight and hot, to loose and extremely slippery, and beyond
>Males are great too.
>Kinky abilities/traits (Psychic powers, goo, heat, amorphous bodies, etc.)
>Extremely energetic, high sex drive
>Will defend you to the death.

>>6579698
>>Pregnancy is so much fun, right?
>not wanting to impregnate your pokewaifu

>>6579698
>human
real
>pokemon
not real

>>6579719
Even better.

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>>6579765
T
H
I
C
C

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>tfw no litten bf

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>>6579698
>he got dumped by a human girl
lol

>>6579716
>Human pregnancy
>9 months, 21 years
>Extremely high cost, leaves you exhausted and empty for the rest of your life

Pokemon "pregnancy"
>Lays egg
>Incubates for a few weeks, then hatches
>Low cost, and can be challenging, but is overall fun to raise
>Fully grown in 2-3 years average

Don't get me wrong anon, I would breed with my pokemon if they truly desired it. I'm just not into the fetish side of it.

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>>6579844
>tfw

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How could Palkia distort space to make sex with her more pleasurable/fun?
I'm thinking no gravity.

>>6580187
Increased internal pressure but also decreased friction.

>>6580334
you realize that would just make you shoot out like a fucking mortar shell

>>6580467
You think I meant to the fucking extremes?
Are you the kind of person who also reads "cook on high" as "grab the flamethrower"?

>>6580588
I'm a chef.

Are you a chef?

I don't tell you how to do your job.

>>6580662
I'm a faggot.

Are you a faggot?

I don- Oh wait, you are a faggot.

>>6580334
Pressure differences sound fun. Imagine if she created a vacuum in her pussy, which sucked you back into her every time you tried to pull out.
No friction + tightest pussy possible=heaven?

>>6580690
Probably yeah, but she'd also be able to warp space to put just the right amount of pressure on your prostate too, like a tiny warp bubble around it that squeezes just right.

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Why are pokeboxes so comfy?

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>>6580720
That sounds amazing. She could also edge you indefinitely in a similar manner, and possibly increase the power of your orgasm as well.
There is no reason not to become her sex slave.

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Take care of your pokemon's needs, it's only considerate

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What would you wish for?

>>6580867
To become Jirachi's pussy.

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>>6580867
Gonna agree with
>>6580893
Really wanna fill up Jirachi

>>6580867
For her to stick around

>>6580867
I'd wish for my all of my favourite pokemon to be real, and obediently under my care.

I would care for them all as well as I care for my wife and girlfriend.

>>6580867
A life.

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>>6580867
for jirachi to be my wife

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How does sex in the distortion world work?
>Giratina drags you in there every time she is horny, pounding you for hours, even days, until she is satisfied.

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I want more lewd Disaster-mon in thread

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>>6581496

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>>6581508

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>>6581523

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>>6581536

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>>6581547
last Disaster-mon for now, anyone else?

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I want (to be) an espeon

>>6581727
A male or female one?

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What's your favorite thing about pokemon?

Bonus question, what makes your favorite pokemon special too you?

>>6553057
Source?

>>6581763
All the hot, kinky things they can do with you.

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>>6581561

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>>6581954
>>6581963
Very sexy disaster-mons, Thanks anon, Last post from me for tonight, need some sleep, sorry fellow pokephiles

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>>6574843
I'll become a professor so that I can "study" pokemon all day. For research purposes of course.

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>>6575743
This sexual predator right here.

>>6575480
The only requirement for being a mammal is having tits.

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>>6578580
I want to manipulate her into lusting after my dick, wanting my seed inside her, getting fertilized by it and bearing our offspring.
And then return to her normal state when she realizes she had been doing all this against her will and has opposed no resistance.

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>>6582686

New thread when?

>>6582787
Just set one up.

>>6582907

>>6582363
no it isn't
platypus don't have tits