i literally cannot stop buying dragon dildos. im over $1000 in

>>6520821
buy a boyfriend

>>6520821
Buy me one
That way you halve your feelings of guilt and use generosity as a counterbalance
Not that that will do your cc any good

>>6520821
unsave your credit card details. if you have the number memorized, forget it through extensive dildo fucking
then fill your wallet with one or more dragon dildos
wedge that fucker in there so hard you can't ever get it out
can't get your credit card out anymore, problem solved

>>6520821
Pics

>>6520821
clean them and resell

>>6520821
I know the feeling. I have dozens of them.

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>>6520821
Post collections

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>>6520821
i'll chop off my dick and send it to you, you'll never need another dildo again famalamborghini

>>6520821
Buy me a Sugar Star. I'll take pics of me fucking it for you if you want.

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Why on fucking earth would you go into debt to buy dildos

>>6531292
because i literally cannot stop buying them

>>6524007
Underrated

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>>6531022
pic of mine but severely outdated. probably 4 to 7 new dildos added since

Hey buy me one. A HUGE one. I'll cram the whole thing in my ass and take pics. I don't give a fuck. Got a whole shampoo bottle in yesterday and bled a little, not exactly stimulating but it was fun to push past the limit.

Just made my first buy now on the sale, I regret but still want, so twisted about the whole thing. But I guess I can sell if they aint my thing???

Do people buy used ones if they are super cleaned and sterilized? Even penetratables?

i love riding my xl BumbleHooves horsecock but i can only take half its length. thats fine with me since my ass is not that deep.

>>6531022
>wasting your money on a trump hat

>>6533179
no

>>6534319
You sure?

>>6534506
Absolutely
That whole second-hand subforum on their website is for used cars only

>>6531292
Dude also honest to God bought a Trump hat so there's your answer

>>6531504
>4 penetrable toys and 10 dildos
This represents their selection pretty accurately.

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>>6531022

>>6534836
How's the Echo? I've been pondering between a medium and a large one.

>>6534309
>Being this buttblased about the election
Make America Great Again

>>6535552
It's my favorite out of the bunch. It's in medium.

>>6534597
The two actually seem very related.

I own like four and I'm about to just throw them away.

>>6535814
you mean you're about to ship them to me?

>>6535814
What are they? Send them to me

>>6535747
It has nothing to do with that, I just don't get why you wasted your money on that made in china crap. Especially considering the only thing Trump is going to make great again is his bank account.

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>>6536798
It's not made in china you stupid fuck

So does anybody make any fantasy dildoes that don't break the bank? Exotic erotics seems like they cost around the same, and I can't think of any other sellers at the moment.

I don't use mine anymore and want to sell them...

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>>6531022
Dicks

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>>6539903
Pussies

And I've got four new toys coming by the end of the week.

>>6533179
Yes, there is a board on the BD forums where people sell their used toys. I personally would never buy one, but some people do. If it is plain black though and not very big then don't expect to get too much for it.

I'm interested in buying some, but I'm pretty cheap and always talk myself out of it. How do both the dildos and penetratables feel? Compared to normal vanilla products?

>>6540474
I've only ever tried a small Kelvin, but I wasn't very happy with it. Not much usable length, the head was too pointy, and I couldn't take the knot.

That being said I've heard good things about most of their other toys.

>>6541609
I've got a medium Kelvin. I struggle with the knot, but I love the pointy tip (until it gets in deep and starts poking at the bend). I was thinking of using it tonight, maybe. The texture is great though and I wish they had just put those ridges all the way down and did away with the knot.

>>6520821
Did you at least wait until the black friday sale?

>>6536851
I stand corrected, I still don't get why you wasted your money on that crap though. Trump is a fucking fraud and the absolute slavish worship people heap on him confuses me to no end.

>>6546858

Good luck defeating automation, Donald.

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>>6531022
My starting collection, will expand (hah) as I get my own apartment and money
To reference, that's a Large Kelvin and a Medium Rex. Used both, both are fucking awesome.

>>6546909
>Actually using your BDs
Haha what the fuck

>>6546858
lmao push ur prolapsed pooper back inside you with ur overpriced plastic shit funnel plugs

Animal penises are weird and creepy

>>6546924
>Spending hundred of dollars worth on sex toys that you don't use
Haha what the fuck

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>>6546979
Well so am I.

>>6531328
You can you just are to shitty a person to stop, don't use literally incorrectly you Tumblr faggot

>>6546979
Canine penises are weird and creepy. Equine penises are godlike.

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>>6548021
indeed

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finally got the whole collection together but I do want to get more penetrables probably Sofia or Anthro Shark

>>6548667
>No flared Chance
>No bumble hooves
>No Sugar Star

Is Rowan any good? I have a Mary, she's fantastic.

>>6548905
not crazy about sugarstar and bumblehooves design, rowan is pretty great I love eating it out but it's so fucking tight and I am already pretty endowed so it's kind of hard to get in there and I've already tore the inside of the anus a little

>>6548018
what the fuck is your problem?

>>6548979
Yeah, the tightness is a big concern for me. My Mary already has a few small tears. Nothing major, but still concerning.

>>6549473
my mary is getting there too unfortunately

>>6549486
I was able to repair a small tear on the bottom with some SilPoxy quite some time ago, but it didn't hold for the larger tear below the clit. I might retry it later on, as I did get a custom color just for it.

>>6549473
>>6549486
My Mary tore on me in the first week (or maybe it was already torn and I never noticed it). The tear doesn't seem to be getting any worse though in the last year since I've had it. Surprisingly, I haven't had any tearing issues with my Sugarstar, which I've heard is very prone to tears. I've got a Rowan coming in a few days, so hopefully I don't have any issues with him.

Can anyone tell me how Rowan compares in tightness to the Sugarstar?

>>6533158
buy your own dildo faggot

>>6548021
My opinion is the opposite, I hate horse dick but I love most other dicks

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>>6548021
Most of mine are dragons, I thought the same. Just bought an austin in XL though, had a hell of a lot of fun last night with it.

This picture is missing sheaths and the austin, but is complete otherwise.

>>6551010
Dragons are nice too. Pretty much all I have are dragons and equines (and one dinosaur).

>>6551337
XL Stan?

>>6548126
That's pretty gay

>>6551441
I wish I could handle that.

>>6551796
I do too. Once I am able to hilt my XL Flint, which will be a while, I'm going to get an XL Stan.

What's the preferred BD fleshlight? I hear a lot of praise for Natascha but I just don't have an interest in dog pussy.

>>6551838
Jesus Christ, XL Flint? My Large Flint came in today and I'm fucking scared to try it.

>>6551919
none, get an onahole

or better yet just stick with your hand

>>6551975
He's a big fucking guy. It's going to take a lot to work up to him. Even after stretching out with my XL Chance and XL David I find it pretty hard to even get the head in. I'm hoping that my XL Winston will be enough to get around the thickness of Flint's shaft. The only problem is it's really hard to find the time to do all this.

does anyone know how i could sneak a bad dragon into my house I'm a Neet and don't want to be judged by the parents

>>6552082
Get a job, save up money, move out :^)

>>6535552
My bf got one today, he rates it 9/10

>>6552082
I hide all mine in an old NewEgg box. I just say they're old computer parts.

Then again my parents are so disappointed in me, they don't care what I do anymore.

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>>6551975

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>>6552082
I ordered one when I was 17, was asleep when it finally arrived. My mom answered the door and received the package, which was loudly announced to her by the courier as a $240 (CAD) "silicone sculpture" from Arizona.
She told me I should be buying that stuff in town instead.

>>6552082
Do you have a friend you trust that you can have it shipped to? That's what I do.

>>6552082
Do you have a UPS store in town? Have them make you pick it up there. You'll need a photo ID and to sign for it, but that's all.

>>6552432
"Hello, my name is Anon. Do you have a package for me?"
>"May I see your ID please, Mr. Anon?"
"Certainly" - Hands over ID proving that you are indeed Anon
>"Let's see. Ah here it is, the long box labeled 'silicone sculpture.' That will be five dollars."

>>6552522
1. Shipping is paid for, you don't pay in the store
2. They only look at the name on the package. If they're loudly announcing what you have in your package to everyone, ask for a manager. That's incredibly wrong.

>>6552586
Maybe it varies by store, but I had something shipped to a UPS store once (not a sex toy) and it cost $5 to pick it up.

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Buying dragon dildos was a mistake. Sure it was fun at the time but now I'm the polar opposite of sexually active so I just got these big animal penises laying around and I'm in desperate need of that money I spent on them. I almost had the things sold but that got messed up during a move-in. I really wish I could do something with them before I commit suicide.

>>6552432
>>6552522
>>6552586
>>6552995
Thanks for helping a fellow Neet . I never thought to do this if I can save up enough for a horsecock I'll do this

>>6552268
kek, yeah I'm 18 now but I'm terrified of anyone in my family finding out about it when I buy one

>>6553056
I have a friend that's going to swing by and pick up my collection if I ever off myself. Hopefully it won't come to that.

>>6552995
It might be possible that they used to have that on in store pickup, but I have never had to pay for in store pick up, and I've used multiple stores (I get way more than fake dicks by UPS).

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>>6552268
>Silicone sculpture
Really BD, you couldn't make it less obvious?

>>6553930
Well to make customs.happy they have to declare it as SOMETHING specific, and they can't just lie about it.

>>6553965
Even when shipping domestically, if you use UPS your package will get that label.

>>6553930
What would you make it be? I think it's non descript enough.

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>>6553930

>>6554027
If you buy Cumlube they also include a little card on the outside of the box (underneath the invoice, so it's not visible) with "CUMLUBE" in big letters and the chemicals it contains.

>>6554643
That only happens if you get it shipped to Australia, which is where that picture happened, and possibly other countries. Every toy that has a cum tube comes with a bottle of cum lube. I have bought three over the years, and not a single one had the bottle identified on the outside of the box.

That is a customs issue, not a package handler issue.

>>6554661
I live in Canada and I'm staring at the physical CUMLUBE card on my desk right now. Must just be all international shipping orders.

>>6554834
That fucking sucks, leaf.

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trying to buy a new one form the adoptions page, any reccomendations for a guy with a prostate close to my butthole? I already have a medium chance so im used to size a bit.

>>6554834
That's rough. Got a pic of it?

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>>6555006

I'm considering getting a medium or small David. Would this be fine for a starter BD? I haven't had much bum experience but I really like how this dildo looks.

>>6555577
David is my second favorite shape of dildo. I love it so much, I have two sizes, L and XL. But that's far too large.

I'd start with a Medium, only because a small will get too small too quick. Just use a lot of lube and don't try and take the knot the first day you get it.

>>6555243
Wow, they could have at least just said lube.

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>>6552082
bottom of backpack, add clothes on top?

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>>6520821
>gives you enough money to pay the debt and a little more to buy candy

>>6555900
I read they have to list the ingredients for legal reasons. Customs and whatnot.

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what's worse, being caught with a fantasy knotted insect schlong, or a fake dog vagina you can fuck?

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>>6536851

You're your own man, I have to respect that. Even if that means sticking things in places they really don't belong.

>>6553056
do a roll thread on trash, package them up and send them to the first anon rolling quads in your thread

>>6556913
fantasy knotted insect schlong
you can pass it off as being curious about the company or something

fake dog vagina goes straight to "ERRHH EMHMMM GEEE ANON U A DOGFUCKING ANIMAL FUCKER HORY SHIEEEET"

tho you know you should get better than the xar. not my favorite even though I liked the design
how about the flint or the howtotrainyourdragon one

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>>6557083
Are you talking from experience anon.

>>6552082
>tfw bought two bad dragons and parents didnt give a shit

>>6556913
Dog vagina

It's for my dog. Honest. He's pent up.

>>6556948
You guys are starting to be a little cringy , you just bring the elections for no reqson in every conversation

>>6547125
>being so gay that you like plastic dicks in your ass
what teh fug hehe

>>6551517
No, that's 20% cooler than your average Chance.
:^)

I'm curious about bad dragon and I think I'd want to buy some dildos. What are the best ones? I like all cocks except for horsecock, but /trash/ tends to give me new fetishes on a regular basis so it might be possible to convince me to like horsecock. Also is anal good? I'm personally a bit scarred to try it and I feel like I have no need to because I have a vagina. I don't care if you think I'm a tranny, I just want to know what the best dildos are.

>>6556193
I meant leaving out the word cum.

>>6559432
So, my girlfriend and I both enjoy anal. Me for prostate stimulation, her for the pressure it puts on the backside of her junk. I take huge toys, she is happy with much smaller ones. All of our bad dragon toys are way too big anally, but she loves our small Flint vaginally.

If you have a size in mind that you can take, I can make recommendations.

>>6559933
I've never used any toys before, I use three of my fingers when using my hands for myself vaginally and I can barely stick just one finger up my ass (not to mention I didn't really enjoy it that much) I've also shoved part of a tail of a giant eevee plush up my vagina.

>>6560676
A lot of people on the site recommend the Gryphon for a first anal toy. I've never tried it, so I can't comment, but it does have a nice taper to start with and a bit of girth near the bottom. Winston may also be a good one just to get you stretched out a bit and used to having things back there. I started with a small Chance and loved it.

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just bought an XL crackers off the secondhand forum, wish me luck /trash/

Someday, science will create anthros... And on that day, there will be anthro sex slaves for sale.

I have the opposite problem, I don't use my dragon dongs anymore and sell a few every year

yes, people do buy used dongs

>>6560933
Good luck m8.

>>6554169
Derpy delivering bad dragon... nice

>>6562384
>little does derpy know, the bd dildo is a derpy marecock

What kind of profit margins do you think BD makes off these things?

>>6563486
I've wondered this too. There's only a few companies that make these kinds of things, and they're all similarly priced, which leads me to believe the cost of manufacturing is high enough to justify the price. Or they're all in some sort of agreement not to undercut eachother.

On the other hand, how much can it fucking cost to pour silicon into a dragon dong shaped mold? Human dongs aren't nearly so expensive.

>>6531504
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET SILICON TOYS TOUCH YOU FUCKING INBRED

YOU'D THINK THE GUY WITH A FUCKTON OF DILDOS WOULD KNOW THIS

>>6563652
I think the website says it's OK for BD toys to touch other BD toys.

>>6563649
Human dongs also tend to be made a lot cheaper and smaller. Plus all the ones I have are made in China and shit.

>>6563652
Why
Do they merge or something?

Also
>Living with family but really want a penetrable BD
>Hear all about how much fuss it is with cleaning
>Too risky to leave it to dry out
Are they really that good?
If the hand is 1 on scale of pleasure how much is penetrable BD?

>>6563736
ive heard they get all weird and melty, wouldnt risk it with $60+ toys but if someone can prove me wrong itd make my sex drawer organization easier

>>6563736
The cheapo silicone crap does, and may kill other toys in the vicinity
With BD silicone being what it is, though, you won't have to worry about that at all

>>6563649
Platinum Silicone, the stuff these dicks are made out of, is not cheap. It's worth the price of not having a dragon dick melt in your ass though.

>>6563767
different types of silicone do, so BD toys can touch each other fine, as they've been doing in my degeneracy lockbox

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>>6530970
>Buying used dildos

>>6564038
Interesting. A quick search came up with ~100 USD/lb depending on how large an order you place

What's the average dragon dick weigh I wonder?

>>6564269
I assume BD gets a bulk discount, because my new XL Flint is nearly 9 pounds.

>>6564329
That must be quite a discount then

Seems like it all adds up though. I feel a lot less jewed now.

>>6563652
Bad Dragon toys are all made from the same materials, so they are fine to touch. You just shouldn't let them touch toys from other companies, especially those cheap gel material toys.

gfur discord https://discord.gg/NRKfx
get in here, faggots

>>6560933
Good luck. Don't die.

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>>6520821
You need to learn how to steal shit. Every con presents dozens of opportunities to pilfer.

>>6530970
I'd sell you a green and yellow anthro shark for $50
I've only used it at most 3 times

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>>6565425
>stealing dragon dildos
has /trash/ reached a new low?

>>6565262
Why does everything have a discord now?

Do you people just post porn and jerk eachother off in there?

>>6565262
>Implying we're all gay
Go fuck yourself

>>6565529
it's just an irc with pictures
so yes basically a namefag circlejerk that has no use in an imageboard

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>>6559933
i can take a medium chance, do you have any recommendations for a second toy?

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Bought this on black friday and tried using it, first toy ever

my ass literally would not accept it. Tried a bunch of different positions with lube and then I sat on it and only got the head in

how the fuck are you supposed to use these things? The shower is the only place you can use it without making a mess and yet everything slips around and nothing is stable because water.

>>6568240
>medium
>first toy ever
No shit your ass won't accept it. Do you not realize the reputation this company has for size? A medium from BD is huge compared to most other toy dealers. Try something reasonable for your first toy.

>>6568240
Buy poppers. The gay community's choice of drug for at least 40 years

>>6564194
they're easy to sanitize anon

>>6568240
clean your ass out really good with an enema bottle (wait one hour afterwards) then lube up the toy while watching some show or playing a game that doesn't require your full attention and just push backwards against the toy, it will take maybe an hour or two but you'll eventually get it all in

the second time you do this it will take 30-45 minutes

the 10th time you will have the toy inside you in under 3 minutes and every time after that will be about the same since your ass-memory is altered

>>6568240
Water washes away all the lube you put on the toy. It itself is a terrible lubricant.

I always start out by cleaning myself out with an enema or the syringe that cums with cum lube toys, then stretch myself by putting four fingers into my rear. That gets me open enough to begin with my warm up toys.

Also if you got the head in your halfway there. You don't want to rush the knot, keep bouncing on it, you'll slowly open up over time.

>>6568277
A Medium is not that large, calm down. My first toy was a Medium Flared Chance and I'm fine.

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>>6568434
>>6568432

appreciate the cleaning advice. If I dont do the shower im stuck in my room which complicates things because the bathroom sink is public in the hallway.

I don't want my toy to be covered in shit when im done with it and my roommates are around. Do you have any advice for this or should I just get the whole thing in my ass and waddle to the shower wearing a towel?

>>6568652
>bathroom sink is public in the hallway.
Haha what
Unfortunately, you will inevitably run into shitdick with toying. Sometimes cleaning it out just doesn't get everything.

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Do you think whenever you get one in the mail, the mail man reads "silicone sculpture" on your package and is all like "by the way... I fuckin' know."

>>6568394
so are toothbrushes. would you use a used toothbrush? hell no. this is a million times worse

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>>6570560
>implying I would enjoy sucking on a used toothbrush while dressed in drag and jerking off to Chinese children cartoons
Fucking normal fags I swear

>>6564194
>he doesn't want other men's 2nd hand ass cummies

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>>6568277
>tfw first toy I bought was a medium unflared chance

>>6568277
I got a medium nova as my first toy......... It took over a year to take all the way and even now I need like an hour or so of prep to work up to it.

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>>6570619
>mfw same and took it all the way on the first try

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>>6570658
Noice.
I could only take it to the first ring.

>>6520821

Why does trash always have a BD general?

Are any of their pocket pussies worthwhile

>>6537561
Theres Frisky Beast and Twin Tails

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>>6531022

only 2 because it's been 5+ years and I still can't get them in more than a few inches past the head

swear my colon is bell shaped at this point, the pooper can take it but nothing gets past the inner sphincters

slightly smaller black friday toy is on the way to help bridge the gap but it's probably too big as well because, just like these, I bought them without j/o first to make a sensible decision

>>6573450
*Twin Tail Creations

>tfw want to shove heug cocks up my butt
>tfw at patents house
>tfw sisters boyfriend is over and sleeps near the bathroom
>tfw no time to clean out
End my suffering trash.

>>6574012

hide it in a towel

>>6574057
Do you know how hard it is to hide an XL chance in a towel?

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Got some shit in my mail. Guess I will have something to do tonight...

(the quality though dudes, never imagined)

>>6574165

it's easier if you stop folding the towel

>>6574213
But I also need to stash my M flared chance and my L David to warm up to the XL chance And lube, and a syringe...

>>6520821
so you bought three?

>>6574555

damn son, trips of truth

>>6546909
Discord is the gayest shit in that picture

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I think I fucked up.

Earlier I tried to take my first XL. I got it about halfway in until it wouldn't go further. Surprisingly didn't hurt much though, and felt amazing.

But I just took a small shit and it felt like my ass was on goddamn fire. There was no blood or anything, but it hurt like absolute hell and still kind of does.

What have I done? How should I heal it? I promised someone I'd make videos but I don't think I can do it if this is happening.

>>6575912
That's normal, it always feels that way after getting assfucked. It'll go back to normal later

>>6576060
Really? That doesn't seem right. I've been legit fucked up the ass and it didn't feel like this afterward.

>>6575912
If there is no blood or constant pain you don't have to worry about it

but then again I'm no doctor so you might die of Peritonitis in a few hours. Good luck pal.

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>>6576728
Echo has an awesome curve and is THICC, I love it
Fenrir is not great desu, regret. Barely any ridable length and the knot is just ridiculous
Dukebutt is nice for me, but all penetrables are bad if you're too sensitive

That's all I own but Echo is my fav. I wanna try Gryphon and Kelvin sometime.

>>6577037
>Echo
can confirm, the curve is so satisfying

>>6577037
>>6577064
What size and firmness do you guys have?

>>6577037
The Gryphon is breddy gud. It's got a nice shape and texture that leads up gradually to a relatively small knot but it's a lot of fun and easy for beginners. It's got a good combination of length and girth to make it forgiving for beginners but still fun for people who have been taking dragon dick for years.

>>6577754
Medium/Medium
Medium is gr8. My Fenrir is Soft/Medium and it's difficult to get in. Soft is terrible for butts. Firm probably is too.

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>>6577037

more knotty type toys? i like the dildo buttplug combomb

>>6577037

actually this works pretty well! thanks anon ill get it in one of those cute winter colors!

>>6577808
large?? medium firmness?

I want to go home and make more videos of myself, fuck.

>>6577808
I adore the gryphon. I have to say, though, the knot is a lot bigger IRL than it looks in photos. I think I made a mistake getting an XL.

>>6578217
You can't just say that and not post some webms.

>>6578396
Would a toypics net link work? Currently at work.

>>6578423
Post Link
I want to see belly bulge

>>6578691
I only have a back view, but here you go.
https://videos.toypics.net/view/5925/firsttest-video-xl-unflared-chance/

It's kind of shit because it's my first try, but people seem to like it on plebbit

>>6531022
Make Anal Great Again

I only have a small bruiser because I can't take any more than that.

>>6579036
God damn that's nice. You gotta make a front vid sometime.

Also. How the hell do you get your ass so smooth and shiny?

>>6580106
I shaved it. I usually shave before toying, it makes entering earlier.

I'll make a front view video sometime. My parents have guests over for the weekend, so it might be a while.

>>6579036
What's it feel like to take something that massive?

bought the dragon maw on black friday, arrived here today
Been saving since Tuesday.
Dis gun b gud

>>6580869
It feels really good~ Even without the flare, the gentle lip scrapes across my insides and right against my prostate. I want to get an XL Flared when I get some more disposable income.

Jesus fuck, I can't wait to get the house to myself again so I can do it once more. I'll make a front view video for you fucks as soon as I get the (heh) chance. I wish there was a way to make money off this, I love this so much.

So if I have only a small firm bruiser, and I can't insert it fully because the knot, what should I get next?

>>6581106
>Firm
Just go slow and use lube. Bounce on the knot while quite lubed up, and eventually she'll pop in. Just don't take it too fast, otherwise it'll be quite unpleasant.

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>>6581153
>she
feminine penis meme

also following up on >>6568240 , much better experience tonight. Got to top of knot, fiber kept the toy mostly clean while I was using it

someday ill use this in my room and not in the shower. ended up installing a curtain in the hallway with the sink using a tension rod, and when the next door neighbor moves out next semester I wont be as worried about privacy

pic unrelated I just never get to post it

so what's the difference between an insertable and a packer?

>>6581329
packers are for transfags.
I literally don't understand how, if they do, make money off of them

>>6581153
>>6581288
Have you used both a medium and a firm knot? If so, is the medium one easier to insert? Is it harder to keep in?

>>6581368
Are you kidding? Furfags and mental illness go hand in otherkin paw.

>>6583400
But furfags have been around much longer than SJWs.
...though I admit that they've cropped up amongst us in large numbers, unfortunately.

>>6583406
It's an interesting fandom

bamp

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Sticking shit like this up your ass can't be healthy.

>>6580938
Doesn't that one tear easily

>>6584972
Always makes me feel better

>>6584843
gross
it's all wet and shiny and shi-
>>6584953
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>6584972
You're missing out.

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(femanon here, just to preface that im not using these for anal) I've got a pretzel. Its my first and only dildo. Pic related is the size w/ medium hardness, but I'm planning on getting something bigger and harder.
My only complaint is that its tedious to clean
I'm kinda interested in a bumble hooves. Anything anyone can recommend?

Also, a question to anyone who uses the ones that are bent from the base like J as apposed to T, w/ suction cups, are they any good for riding say, against a wall?

>>6534836
that one on the far right is gorgeous

>>6539903
the firth one reminds me of pearl from su. Very pretty.

>>6548667
So... you like horses, huh?

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>>6585221
>femanon here

>>6560933
aids and rip ass

>when you pulling out a knot or flare
this is the only true way to nut

>>6585291
Damn right.

>>6585202
I think that's a 300$ dildo in a box

>>6584953
where do you get the virator thingy?

>>6585358
http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=28093&ReviewPage=1

>>6585525
I've never spent that much on a single dragon dildo.

>>6585534
because these aren't furry cucks

they're a legit dildo seller... the Stronic Drei isn't a vibrator it's a pulsator with a wireless charger

>>6585548
>furry cucks
The only people getting cucked are the consumers. Is this really worth it?

>>6585059
No, that's probably the "female" one. The one I have is the one with teeth. It's actually just a round hole past the teeth and the sides of the mouth have a soft curve rather than a hard cut to it like the other one looks to have.

>>6585221
>its tedious to clean
All the BD stuff is.

>>6585861
>tedious to clean
How?
Penetrables are easy. I run hot water through them for a few minutes after every use, and boil them out once a month.
For Insertables, I just run hot water and lather soap onto them, while boiling them out once a month.

>>6584972
It does wonders for my mental health. Nothing relieves stress like a good toying session.

I'm pissed off because the four toys I ordered in the recent sales were supposed to arrive yesterday, but got delayed and now aren't supposed to get here until Monday.

>>6585221
>the firth one reminds me of pearl from su. Very pretty.
I picked that one because the colors remind me of Shining Armor. I too have a Pretzal coming in a couple days.

>>6585939
soap and scalding hot water doesn't always work with insertables

>>6586058
I haven't had a problem in the two years I've had toys. Boiling is the only way to be sure, but fuck me if I'm going to do every time I use my toys as much as I use them.

>>6586036
The bumps on pretzal are reaaaaaalllyyyy fun.

>>6585939
As a female, pretzel is tedious for me to clean because the residue i leave is thick and persistent.

>>6586415
l-lewd

>>6586415
How about showing us how you use them motherfucker

>want to use toys
>take lube and toys to bathroom
>right as I close the door people come home
Life is suffering.

>>6585940
A million times this.

>>6585221
this is the anon that posted all those horse toys, lol I do but I do want to explore more. My ex had bumblehooves and we both really liked him but we got it in small and I kind of wish we got medium but he does get very girthy but I highly recommend him

>>6585940
this, I feel much better after imagining cartoon dogs destroying my ass with their knots desu

>>6568222
Holy shit, bd dildos now in furry neon-dick color

>>6574203
How good are the penetrables? Thinking on buying one of those.

>>6585221
Bumble hooves is my favorite toy ever highly recommend it in firm. if you think you can take the xl, open a ticket and ask them to make it firm even if the option is not there on the website. no needs to thank me.

Got a question for the large cocks in ass crowd. What is the best option for lube? I usually toy in the shower to contain any poo-related messiness, and it just rinses away water-based lubes. So far, the best option that I've found is vaseline on the toy, and a bunch of J-Lube squirted up my ass beforehand. Only issue is that it seems to leave this weird gritty residue on all my toys, even after thorough hand-washing with liquid soap and air-drying.

Any suggestions on a different way to do things?

>>6589923
>poo related messes
Why wouldn't you clean out first? You will have literally nothing to worry about if you're thorough with it and do 2 or 3 passes.
The only mess to worry about should be the lube.

>>6589962

Time that it takes to do a proper enema, plus it's not super great for you to do them regularly. I usually like a thicker, shorter toy, I eat a lot of fiber and I can usually work something in there without a big mess.

>>6589923
I've found the best way to toy in the shower is to run hot water around to warm the area up, then turn off the water. Try not to get yourself wet, otherwise you'll get really cold.

It's inconventient, but unfortunately there's no good way to do this. Pretty much all water-based lube will wash off in the shower, and of course you're not supposed to use anything but water based for these things.

Of course, the best option is probably to buy an anal douche and clean yourself out before toying, then just do it in a dry area. That's what people usually do.

>>6590039
>Time that it takes to do a proper enema
That's life desu, being gay is hard

>>6534836
i love my crackers. how's the horse rump?

>>6591745

bump, more like rump!

>>6591987
More like, I want a dick in my rump

Seriously, it's been too long since I've been able to break out the toys.

>>6592054

Not having a roommate is awesome, no one says boo if I spend an hour and a half in the bathroom to use my toys, or if I decide to run them in the dishwasher to get them cleaner than hand washing does.

>>6592124
>run them in the dishwasher
The dream.

Yeah, luckily I'll have a house to myself over winter break. I am going to shove so many dicks up my ass.

Hmmm, ok, who got something new or interesting for the black friday sale?

I bought a medium Flint. Also a Hazel, but I don't really like it, my dick gets caught in the folds instead of sliding in and out. It feels like the roughest deathgrip handjob you ever got, no bueno.

The flint, on the other hand, is pretty awesome. When I got it, my first thought was "this is a medium?" It's HUGE. I tried it for the first time last night, I thought it was going to be impossible to fit, since my largest diameter other toy is a large Fenrir, and that's super difficult to fit in there.

I was pretty surprised, though, when I got warmed up and tried to sit on the flint. It stretched and filled me up with just the head, but I got it under me and sat down with more of my weight, and it squeezed in with the most AWESOME stretching sensation. After a few attempts, I could hilt it, although I couldn't keep it there for very long. Definitely can't wait for the next time I can use it.

>>6594289
I was working on Black Friday, so sadly I was unable to get anything. I heard it was a shitshow though, like all the 40% off ones were gone in two minutes.

>>6594598
I managed to snag one, but yeah it was pretty bad. They had 1000 of them and sold out unbelievably fast.

Fucking furries.

>>6594651
What'd you get?

What are BD's Christmas sales usually like?

>>6594672
XL Bumblehooves. I can't get past the medial ring yet but I still recommend it - the girth is just amazing.

>>6590374
the horse rump is sooooo tight, I am pretty large myself and I almost dont fit but once I do it's fantastic. I love rimming the soft donut and pressing it against my face

>>6594598

It's funny, they still have a shitload of Tysons on the black friday page, at least a few hundred. Guess they weren't very popular.

I was just glad to get a non-flop for a decent discount, 25% is better than retail

>>6594991
I'd get an XL Tyson, I hear that model is actually alright. Like a chance lite.

>>6594991
I got a free large Tyson from the buy-2-get-1-free thing they had awhile back. It's pretty good, not a lot of girth but a surprising amount of length. Been thinking of selling it and getting an XL honestly.

>>6595005

Looks like they still have XLs available, but none of them are still showing the 25% discount. Weird, last year they had them still be on sale afterwards. Maybe you could submit a ticket about it?

>>6594289
I got the Tucker from last thread, I was scared small wouldn't be enough, but I feel like that knot will never fit in my vaj, bad idea trying to force it, who knew.

I was too shy to tell my SO I got it, since I've always been fascinated by BD and he's barely looked. He found out, however, from the TOTALLY not-obvious packaging (wish I'd known...) and now he keeps looking at their stuff and is interested, won't stop talking about what they have. Have I done something good?

>>6595230
Was it the "Contents: Silicone Sculpture" bit that tipped him off or something else?

>>6595254
That and the box shape. Kept asking what sex toy I got, he said "at least you didn't get something from Bad Dragon" and I had no reply. I'm no good at lying.

cringe

>>6594887
How tight is it compared to Sugar Star?

>>6520821
Thinking about buying one. Recommendations?

>tfw too tight for even a small toy

>>6598389
But there's no face anon, plus you're even too tight for a finger ? you just need practice

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Favorite penetrable right here. Not too tight, great texture, enough weight that I can go hands-free.

>>6598555
>tfw
>that feel when
>face
??

Do you guys actually use these dildos?
How do you go about getting used to the size? They don't seem practical/comfortable at all

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>>6599257

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>>6599323
>Do you guys actually use these dildos?
Yes.
>How do you go about getting used to the size?
Practice. Just build up with time.
>They don't seem practical/comfortable at all
I think that's part of the charm.

>>6599403
What's the size of that thing?

>>6599528
11 inches in length is usable.
The diameter of the knot is about 4 inches.

>>6599323
>Yes, as much as possible
>Practice, size up slowly and use plenty of lube, you'll be taking heug cocks in no time.
>They're neither most of the time, it takes a great deal of practice for an XL anything to feel comfortable, but it feels great all the way until then.

>>6584972
I know.
It's like they want to fucking die from internal bleeding. I don't understand why this is a thing.

>>6601867
I can barely take a 6.5, how can I improve

>>6603012
a 6.5 what?

>>6603051
a 6.5'' phallic object

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>>6599403
>>6599528

Pic related

>>6603354
I want that inside me

>>6603399
Balls Deep?

>>6603473
Yes~
Speaking of which, I am so close to hilting my XL Chance, I can taste it.

Hey, I'm looking for my first BD dildo and I'm torn between Rex, Tucker, and Echo. Dependent on my extra cash this holiday season, (after buying family gifts and the like) I *might* be able to get two of them.

Out of the three, if you had to recommend one, what would it be?

>>6604750

So two of those toys have a knot (rex has a HUGE fuckoff knot), so I suppose that the first question is whether you want that as a feature. That would make it a pretty easy process of elimination.

For a bit of background, these going to be for 'de butt, or for 'de vaj? Can't help you much with the latter option. If they are going to be for your ass, what's your experience with objects there? I would probably suggest that if you haven't done anything at least 2 inches in diameter, you probably ought to avoid a knotted toy. You'll have to get such a small size to avoid overloading on the knot that the rest of the shaft isn't going to be much fun.

Second issue for an anal toy is depth, depending on your body you're going to hit the second "wall" in about 6 to 8 inches. You can get past that with patience and lube, but it's varsity level ass-fucking, usually involves more prep work to clean out and get ready for a toy to go up there. You might want to skip that, just look for a shorter and thicker toy instead.

>>6605321
I've had interests in knots for a while, but I will admit the knot on Rex looks daunting. If you had to say which is better, Tucker's knot would be? If you don't recommend it, I can easily forgo Tucker and Rex, and maybe go for Echo or another you'd recommend.

The background would be the former, rather than the latter. I've had a little bit of experience with anal toys and insertions, though I think the biggest diameter of the toys/insertions would be 1.5 inches to 1.7 if I had to give a rough estimate.

As for the last part, in terms of depth I'd only be trying to get one of the shorter versions of the three. Nothing astronomically deep like 8+ (that's a pipe dream and scares me), but something hitting 5.25-6.25 is in my range. If I had to gauge this "second wall" of mine like you reference, I've had resistance like a wall at about 7 inches in.

Hopefully this helps a bit with the recommendations. Here's to hoping it isn't too vague.

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>>6605510

If you're looking for shorter, you might try a small flint. It starts out at a more manageable size, but gradually stretches to a 2.3" diameter. Usable length is listed at 5.25, but I think it's a bit more than that, see the pic.

Personal preference, but I like being stretched out the most, so I prefer a large and thick toy that works more like a buttplug. If you want to get more active and really fuck yourself with it, you might wanna go with something less textured.

>>6605792
I'll think it over. The textures on a Flint look inviting to me at least. Thanks for the help man!

>>6605510
not him, but I've got some advice/personal experience for ya.

I wanted Razor the Doberman for a long time, then when I finally got it I couldn't take the knot; it's like an abrupt stopper and is much wider than the shaft. Took a bunch of practice to get it and it felt great, but even now most of the times I use it I can't take the knot since it takes so much effort. Looks like Rex has a similar proportion issue (maybe even bigger than Razor), but Tucker has a taper that would make it a bit easier.

I'm not sure from your posts if you already have good non-BD toys. Razor was my only toy for a while and it was disappointing how infrequently I was using it. I bought Tyson, and that is now my favorite toy since it's not such a challenge and I can use it way more often. If you do end up getting 2 I'd recommend against picking both knotty toys.
Echo looks comfortable, and it might even be the next toy I buy.

If you want to go slow and have a nice stretch, go for Tucker. If you want to go fast and then press hard to get the knot in, go with Rex (the varying width of the shaft looks like it would be fun to move in and out a lot).

>>6605870
You seem to understand the appeal I had towards knots fairly well. I felt more like I wanted to get Tucker because it wasn't such a pronounce knot, and that I'd be able to slowly and steadily stretch, as opposed to the forcing.

I'll keep that in mind when I get my first one. Thanks for the advice too.

RIP a great thread

>>6606928

Totally agree on the great thread thing

>>6607017
Should we have some sort of dildo general thread? Or is there not enough to talk about for something full time like that?

>>6607098

If such a thread were to be, I'd lurk a lot.