Pokephilia thread Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most

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Tsareena of course!
I want to make sweet love to her.

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my genesect is all wet what should i do with her?

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>no lewd lil jigglypuff husbando

life just ain't worth livin'

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Why is brionne such a sissy slut?

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pick one

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>>6519761
cryogonal needs some love

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Remember that safe-sex is important!

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darkrai deserves more porn

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I want to be a male Corsola and become a sex slave for a pack of horny female Mareanies.

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Milotic.

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I want to strap a lopunny down and force her to cum until she passes out

I want to be fucked rough by big water types and filled to the brim by their excessive cum

>>6519786

She obviously needs to lay some eggs to relieve herself, you need to fertilize them first.

>>6523220
>She obviously needs to lay some eggs to relieve herself, you need to incubate them
ftfy

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Why is mewtwo not as popular for porn?

>>6524144
Mewtwo gets a influx of porn when its added to smash or gets a new anime appearance, but only during those times.

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>>6524144
>>6524226
the best influx of mewtwo porn was during the genesect movie hype

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>>6524309
smash 4 return and pokken porn was pretty good

>>6524594
Shortstack Gengar best Gengar.

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>>6524951
How else would they be?

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Espeon LOVE

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What if your pokemon is too small for you?

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>>6525146
Then you're not pusing hard enough.

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i want to cock the roach

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Who makes the best pokewaifu(male)?

>>6519786
Which gen pokemon is that?

>>6525509
its from one of the movies, it's a speshul snowflaek machine digimon thing that beats the shit out of MewTwo somehow

pretty much the defenition of *teleports behind u*

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>>6525146
Use your fingers, until they pass out.
Alternatively, just insert the tip.

>>6525509
5th, if the other Anon's autistic response didn't quite answer it

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>>6525580
actually it's just a bug mewtwo, both were artificially pokemon created to be living weapons,both were based off another pokemon but while the pokemon mewtwo was based off is known the pokemon genesect is unknown, alot of people theorize that genesect is based off kabutops because of how silimar their bodies is and their descriptions say similar things.
also considering that mewtwo is one of the few pokemon to have canonically killed people in the anime, mewtwo fits more the defenition of *teleports behind u*

>>6525509
Genesect, Gen 5, first seen in Black 2/White 2 (the objectively best games)

Ignore the other anon, he is retarded or drunk, or both.

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Salazzle is the best new pokemon

>>6526048
I think it's the first time I actually like boobs on a lizard.

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Does anyone got that manga picture of emolga getting fucked? I believe the few words that were in it were English.

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>>6526048
Salandit >>>>>> Salazzle

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>>6527081
*male salandit

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I want to glaze glaceons insides

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>>6519926
Right, obviously.

Left is for casuals

>>6525596
>Until they pass out

ISHYGDDT

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Stuff the chikcken

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would you your mystery dungeon partner?

>>6528130
Yes.

My imagination runs wild when my PC and partner go to sleep, to say the least.

>>6527780
how would she even walk?

>>6528811
you're supposed to burn all her calories by constatly fucking her

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>petilil on first island
>don't get fire stone until the 3rd island

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>misdreavus on first island
>don't get dusk stone until 4th island

CAN'T WAKE UP

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>Can't even get scyther until the 4th island
>Metal coat also can't be found anywhere in the game world, it has to be obtained through finding a wild pokemon holding it
>Still have to do stupid trading gimmick evolution

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

I fucking hate you, gamefreak. Such a cocktease. Holding all my top waifu mons away from me at arms length like that.

>>6525596
Not saying faint I'm so disappointed in you anon

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http://pastebin.com/L269Jp7J

I hope you like it. It's almost done.

What characters are most likely to have sexual with their Pokémon, and which Pokémon?

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>>6530070
I'll give you three guesses.

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>>6526723
Of course.

Somebody needs to keep up the human birthrate when all guys are busy knocking up pokemon.

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>>6529957
I'm gonna read this tomorrow.

However, this reminds me: does anyone have that m/m pastebin fic of the Leafeon and.. gosh the other Pokemon escapes my mind, but it was crafted by a friend here a few months ago now.

If none of you have it, I can hopefully try and find it, but please post it if you do, it was absolutely wonderful.

>>6528130
What does Loudred sound like during sex?

>>6528130
>playing Gates to Infinity
>think my partner Snivy is cute
>story unwraps in my head while we're adventuring
>about to fug
>Snivy reveals its actually a he
>story taking an odd turn
>end up self inserting as Snivy while he gets fucked by Oshawott
Man that was a weird day.

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>>6529509
Same thing in the end, desu.

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>>6527018

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Arceus

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>>6532963
better version

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>>6527018
https://e621.net/pool/show/7405

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>>6530755
You think their children would have characteristics of their pokemon?

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>>6529957
I can't wait for it to get to the good parts

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>>6533183
Probably a few. The human varient of egg moves, basically.

It would explain things like people who can use telekinesis.

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post snek

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>>6534145
>ywn suck on buzzwole mighty cock
there is no expression to convey such sadness

>>6525146
>He doesn't want to make their abdomen bulge with his thick trainer cock.

>>6533101
the thumbnail makes it look like a tapeworm

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rare pokeporn

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Mostly glaceon but good art is hard to find
pic unrelated

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I want to bite that shiny metal ass

>>6535588
That definitely is not a Pokémon

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>>6535606
durant is a pokemon you numbskull, too bad in all games it only appears in near the end of the main story

>>6527214
sauce?

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>>6535588
>bite that shiny metal ass
ohyou.jpg

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>ywn have a cute short chubby vaporeon gf

Why live

>>6535924
Stomach nips are the best

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Are hynos rapists or is that racist?

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>>6536868
if you stole a the pendulum of a hypno would you try to rape her?
would use the pendulum or let her feel consiously the you're fucking her?

>>6536868
Well, wild male Hypnos has to procreate somehow if they can't find female Hypnos.

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Would you this Pikachu?

>>6535924
artist?

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>ywn shrink down to the same size as your Ribombee and make passionate love to her without having to worry about hurting her body

>>6537573
I chose to believe in furry anatomy and make my tiny lovers into condoms.

>>6537573
>>6537636
You don't even have to believe in that.
It's canon that ribombee can make eggs with something as large as a scolipede.

>>6537678
That sounds hot as fuck, someone should draw that

>>6537573
Alternately, abnormally large Ribombee. A large bee girl is fine too.

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I want to fuck a Weavile!

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>>6537678
>>6537636
>>6537573
>>6537701

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>>6528130
Yes

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>>6538493
fuckin close enough
>ywn be rutted by a scolipede until your ass becomes completely numb

>>6538634
>scolipede fucks just like a horse but lasts longer

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>>6539288
it just keep getting hotter and hotter

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>>6539645
>>6538493
why is scolipede porn so great?

>>6539825
why is it so fucking few

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>>6538634
>>6539288
>scolipede finishes inside of you and makes your belly bulge from the amount of seed

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>>6540399
STOP

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>>6522800
GOOD TASTE
I have that exact same picture. Chubby snake Pokemon are sexy as fuck.

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>>6540429
no, we must keep posting horsebug

>>6540399
Anon, stop. This is my fetish.

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>>6528811
She can't. You take care of her and she returns the favor by letting you fuck her until she is extremely bloated with eggs, goo, and cum.

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Do you guys like it when serpentine-bodied pokemon have nice asses?

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>>6540458
Post horsebug and grass snake. Horsebug male, Grass Snek female pregnant with eggs.

>>6519761
Anyone got any good gay mewtwo fics? Cant find any for shit

>>6540577
YES

>>6540602
literally doesn't exist because almost no one cares to draw scolipede in non fetish art and people hate vanilla

good luck finding it if it does

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>>6540468
>>6540429
>Goodra, the slime dragon Pokémon.
>Goodra, being slime based tend to ejaculate even more than the prodigious amount that most water types are known for
>Their ejaculations consist of a thick slime like semen that sticks to everything it touches, creating a type of mating plug in their sexual partners. This combined with the amount of sexual fluids that they produce can cause severe bloating in smaller partners. It is for this reason that Pokémon Breeders are encouraged to consider the size differences between Pokémon in the same egg group, After the infamous skitty-wailord pairing that resulted in new breeding industry regulations in Hoenn

>Breeder's Dictionary
> MATING PLUG:
>A mating plug is an eveloutionary adaption to help ensure successful impregnation after successfully mating with a female. A mating plug prevents sexual fluids from leaving an orifice, usually constraining them to the Pokémon's womb or egg chamber.
>These can take anywhere from hours to weeks to completely dissolve, depending on the species of Pokémon.

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>>6540618
I know it's wrong, but I don't want to be right

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>>6540697
Goddammit, I already fapped three times today, and now I have to go for a fourth.

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>>6540820
First time today for me. This thread is a fucking goldmine.
>tfw you will never be a qt Scolipede
>you will never get to fill women with your massive pede-cock
>feels bad man

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>>6540820

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>>6540964

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>>6540974

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>>6537472
Helll no. Demons begone.

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>>6540983
>Here we see a young Pokémon trainer mid coitus with her Goodra
> the Goodra appears to be ejaculating the pre-mating plug semen, as evidenced by the slime leaking from the young lass

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>>6541021
>Goodra with a high loyalty to the trainer will often try to dissuade mating attempts if they view their partner as being too small for their prodigious load

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>>6541046
>Goodra who have been recently caught, or have been caught by trainers with too few badges will attempt to plug their trainers with no regard for their comfort, as this trainer found out the hard way.

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I'd mate my whole team with a virile Goodra stud.

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>>6541073
>Many perfumes and colognes are made with goodra pheromones, as the amount of slime that goodra deposit makes for an economical reagent in the industry. You should be cautious when encountering wild goodra if you wear such products, with special consideration during their mating seasons. Many a hapless trainer have fallen victim to wild goodra, male and female alike. Wild goodra have been known to mate multiple times in a row with their erstwhile mates, depositing several loads inside of them. While there are potions for dissolving mating plugs available at almost every Pokémon center, the embarrassment from having an incident occur has lead to bloated trainers waiting until the plug naturally dissolve before continuing their journey. In rare cases, trainers can find themselves unable to walk under the weight of multiple loads,

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>>6541164
>Like some pokemon, Goodra generally do not differentiate between male and female humans. This can be a boon to the pokephile community and a bane to prudish trainers.

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>>6541269
> Mating plugs are not limited to female organs in their effectiveness. This often comes as a surprise for novice pokephiles and first time partners of Goodra. As long as there is a narrow orifice the mating plug WILL take hold. Repeated matings after being plugged is not reccomended, as Goodra penises are shaped in such a way that they can pierce through a previous mating plug, and deliver their own seed to a receptive female. This can lead to a Goodra's human partner becoming extremely bloated and gravid in appearance. The average volume of ejaculation for a healthy Goodra is 1200ml (1/3 gallon) of sexual effluvia, with more virile specimens being encountered often. Repeatedly being mated by a Goodra can lead to temporary loss of mobility and or appetite from the volume of said ejaculation(s)

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Female goodras are better

when did this become a cringe thread

>>6541492
When you posted

>>6541665
Sick burn

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

>>6540399
>>6540697
>>6540964
>>6540974
>>6540983
>>6541021
>>6541046
>>6541073
>>6541164
>>6541269
>>6541406

MUH DICK

>>6529219
>petilil
>fire stone

anon...

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>>6542594
Obviously I meant sun stone. Don't be a smart ass.

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>>6544438

>>6532264
It's tomorrow, so I hope you like it.

>>6533240
Very soon.

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>>6544600
I'm very torn on how I feel about Salazzle. On one hand she's super cute, but on the other hand, she's a total slut.

Regardless, thanks for the dump, anon.

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>>6544633
Not all Salazzles are the same, anon. With a species, you can imagine yours is different.
Also, I forgot to do 2 other images, since they weren't under the same names. Sorry if they aren't to your taste, considering what you said.

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whats happening in this pic?

>>6544748
Mimikyu's form underneath the disguise is fucking that Pumpkaboo, seems to be extending his tendrils into his cock.

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Do you think that Nihilego uses its neurotoxin to entice potential mates to make love with it?

I can see it utilize its shapeshifting to be more attractive to, for instance, humans.

>>6520706
>not breeding
Out.

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Fucking millennials obsessing over new pokemon and not giving enough love to the loyal beautiful eevees.

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>>6541996
I will!

But I want to be bred by a Pokemon...

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>>6544633
Salandit are cuter and I want to put my dick in cute things

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>>6545311
Get with the times grandpa

(Espeon is my favorite, but that doesn't mean its the best to put my dick into)

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Found this gem for all you Scolipede fags

>>6545339
I wonder if Pokémon in the "Human" Egg Group can actually reproduce with people...

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>>6545349
Indeed, espeons are not for lewd.

>>6545352
I couldn't reproduce sense I'm not a girl anyways

>>6545393
You could get one of them pregnant though

>>6545393
Just have a ditto crawl inside you, you'll lay an egg that way

>>6545393
>>6545491
Ditto can breed with either genders, but we dont know how.

You can assume it just turns into a Pokemon of the opposite sex, but it's a fucking ditto, it can be anything, with any anatomy.

It could turn into a Arcanine and pound you relentlessly, knot you, and then use some kind of goo sac to collect all the semen from you both to make a baby

>>6544633
A total slut would make a great addition to my otherwise all male team.
>ywn bang a pokeslut with your pokebros

>>6545543
>>6545491
Woh that sounds really hot

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>>6545557
That sounds really hot

whats the best pokemon game to play if ive never played one and want to get hard while playing?

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>>6546205
anything from gen6 onward

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>>6546205
Probably the newest ones, Sun or Moon.

They have every single Pokémon being the most up-to-date, all in 3D models.

Then there's a feature called Pokémon refresh that allows you to play with your Pokémon Nintendogs style. And yes you can rub their private parts to increase their happiness meter, and even cause love hearts to spurt out. No kidding.

>>6545311
Leave it to an eeveelutionfag to say anything like this

>>6546269
is there already working emulation for sun and moon though?

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>>6546354
doubt it. If you want to emulate like a dirty pirate, play HeartGold instead.

It's not quite as up-to-date, being a Gen 4 game. (a remake of a "classic" Gen 2 game though)

But it is the only one that allows Pokemon to follow you around outside of battle and bond with you, rather than just battle, which was a big draw for the game in the community.

It focuses on Gen 1 Pokemon, with Gen 2 sprinkled in, and Gen 3-4 Pokémon showing up much later, so it's very easy for newcomers to get into, easing them in with the recognizable faces and mechanics of the franchise, and slowly preparing the player to experience some of the more modern stuff too.

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>>6546354
you can emulate it, though have no idea how to
look it up or ask /vp/ or something

I don't like Salazzle. It's like they made it purely for furfags which kills all the fun.

>>6546642
it's probably the most overdone and deliberate at this point

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>>6546642
Same, it feels too meta if that makes sense. It's even stated in the PokeDex to have a "reverse harem". I mean that's literally a term only used for Japanese erotica and anime, google it yourself, it's literally just sexually provocative anime and shit. It's an intentionally oversexualized creature who's gimmick is that it has all the males lust over it.

Salandit on the other hand was a qt smug cheeky lizard who had the pretty hot PokéDex info about it having pheromones to attract mates. It was the perfect amount of cute/cool, with a nice lewd side for freaks like us to exploit and enjoy. It didn't need to be 5ft tall or have child-birthing hips at all, because it lost the cute/cool factor to double down on the lewd, and it wasn't worth it.

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>>6546642
agreed

>>6546784
It's in the same gen as a 'pokemon' literally named pheromosa, which I guess the name pheromona was too on the nose

what is the deal with pokemon and pheromones lately anyway

>>6546851
I think Pokemon looked at the popularity of all the weird/creepy/"mature" Dex Entries, and decided to double down on it.

Because the Dex in S/M has like 5x as many entries about death and such than usual.

They realized people like the aspects of Pokémon that are more real and animal-like, at least for the wild Pokemon, so they are incorporating it more.

>>6546875
They're just trying to appeal to genwunners who are all adults now.

>>6546919
Ehh, not really. It's not all just grimdark, there's just plenty more fun in general that im sure players and kids of all ages must enjoy.

My two favorite new entries are Gengar;
>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

And Drifloons hilarious;
>Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.

But there are countless creepy and hilarious Dex entries. It's much more fun to catch Pokemon and read the dex now. I used to just mash A through the catch-screens.

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Pokemon breeding is fun

>you will never extract latias' uterus and suffocate her with the flesh bag before she dies of extreme physical trauma

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>ywn get your pokemon addicted to your cock musk

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I wanna fuck Virizion so bad.

>>6546093
fuck

>>6546093
Oh boy

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My neighborhood is filled with pokefuggers! And they been doing nothing but making out Salazzle and dating Salazzle! What do I do?!

>>6546642
>what is Lopunny

>>6549278
Go catch your own and join in, obviously.

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>>6549278
join in

>>6527081
Why?

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>>6549374
Because >>6546642, >>6546679, and most importantly >>6546784

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>>6519761
>people will choose Salandit over Salazzle because they considered her "overated" and "obvious"

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>>6549428
It's called being a contrarian

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What is sex with a female goodra like?

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What is getting hypnotized by a hypno like?

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>>6549420
>Hipsters

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>>6549612
Nah, we just don't have shit taste

>actually liking the pokemon designed to have sex appeal
normie tier

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>>6549604
If this is the Hypno from the creepypasta those kids are lucky!

We need an adult version of the creepypasta!

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>>6549428
>these are the same people who unironically like Lopunny and Grdevoir

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>>6549663
>he doesn't love all pokemon
poser

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>>6549428
I always loved Salandit since it was revealed, and always disliked Salazzle since she was leaked

Get fucked, it's called "opinion", "preference" and "taste that isnt shit"

(^:

>>6545567
>Most people believe that ditto transforms into a female of the same species of its partner to mate with males
>This is a common misconception
>Ditto reproduces by implanting small portions of itself, known as seeds, into their partner's body
>These seeds permanently transform into an egg of the same species as its host as a result of exposure to their DNA
>This process doesn't require a womb
>While Dittos can't breed humans, their seeds can last for quite a while inside a human, 24-36 hours within the rectum, 78 to 120 hours within a womb
>Promiscuous Poképhiles should avoid inadvertantly providing a source of viable DNA for the seeds to grow, lest they wake up with one or more volleyball-sized eggs in an oriface unprepared to pass it

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>>6549870
>he refuse to accept his salandit's evoulotion line
Accept her on who she IS!

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i want tu fug the candy doggo

>>6550004
Salandit is fe.male only?

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>>6550004
I eviolited my Salandit and she has been a fantastic cute addition to my team!

Much better than every other loser and their generic Salazzle whore

You will never have a cheeky shouldersis Salandit like me!

>>6550022
Only the females can evolve.

Due to Salandit being almost 90% male, the PokeDex says that the Salazzle will end up controlling a reverse-harem of young males.

Not even making it up, thats straight from the Dex in the game. Including the phrase "reverse-harem".

>>6550047
I know, I was making a half-hearted reference to goodra guy

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Cum inside a salazzle everyday!

>>6550057
Oh that guy. Is he even still around anymore? I thought he gave up months ago

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>>6550087
Slugfucker hasn't shown his face in months.

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is there a more underrated pokemon than barbaracle?

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Haven't seen him in years, fortunately

>>6550086
Given the fact that they keep freakin' harems, they must have one hell of a sex drive that needs lots of satisfying.

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>>6550145
Thats makes her the perfect addition to my otherwise all male team.
We need a girl who can keep up with us.

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What if salazzle was male only?

can i fuck an ice cream?

>>6545567
>>6545543
I meant have a ditto crawl inside and have another pokemon fuck you, and have the ditto leave the egg inside when it comes out

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>>6550272
Yes, anon.
Copulate with their soft, creamy bodies all you want.
Just remember to watch for frostbite.

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Why is lurantis the best new pokewaifu?

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>>6550336
Still kinda hot

>>6550336
What about >>6549945

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>>6550272
yes, try not to melt them with your hot cum

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What happened to all the pokewaifu(male)?

what if you cum inside the salazzle too much and she has an allergic reaction and starts to die from semen overdose

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Hot steamy pussy

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>>6550744
salazzle has a reverse harem, she bathes on cum, she will never have problems with semen overdose

>>6550801
everyone has a limit even if it is exceptionally high

>>6550744
Fun fact semen allergies actually are a thing and they can be cured by injections of semen.
(with a needle not a dick you pervs)

>>6550868
>Salazzle with a semen allergy
I get the feeling they would be extremely depressed.

>>6550983
As i said they're easy enough to cure.
But another fun fact it's possible for someone to be allergic to their own semen.
Now thats sad!

>>6550983
>not giving your salazzle your own semen for her injections to help her heal up

>>6550120
More like in YEARS!

Which is good because I miss my Goodra porn.

>>6550868
>Injections of semen
Really? You inject semen into the bloodstream?

>tfw ill never get to cuddle up with aegislash
>tfw you wont rub your dick against his sensitive sword
>tfw you wont cum all over him and cuddle with him

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>>6546093

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>>6551189
>tfw you will never experience any of this.
Some of us just want to love a sentient sword.
Life is cruel.

>>6551176
yep

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>>6551265
>he

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>>6551189
>>6551265
>>6551332
>ywn have the sweet embrace of your aegislash wife
feels bad man

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>>6551348

>>6551332
I mean I'm bifag master race but Aegislash is a ghost sword they could probably just present however their master liked.
>Ghost titty
>Ghost dick

>>6551398
One reproductive possibility is that the males secrete a thin layer of semen from their blade upon orgasm.

>>6551432
Well now I have to fap to this mental image. Goddammit.

>>6551432
That's actually pretty hot.
now that I think about it all ghost types can probably just change how they look if they like their master enough. I mean you could probably convince your aegislash to make a corporeal ghost dick and fuck you until he started liking it and started fucking you whenever he wanted

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>>6551473
Personally, I don't think aegislash would be able to do that. They have the ghost typing because they are essentially a living sword, and don't really seem to have the "amorphous" body type that other ghost pokemon such as gengar boast.
Still, though, whatever floats your boat.

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can psychic types send what they're feeling to your mind?
and if both you and your pokemon cum and she sends the feeling of her orgarsm to you and you feel both the orgarms of cumming and being cummed inside you how would you feel?

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>>6551672
Most likely, yes. They could create a "mental link" through which you share feelings and thoughts.
They could also use their psychic powers to hold your pelvic muscles in place, preventing you from reaching orgasm until they let you.

>>6551767
>"Please Reuniclus, I need to cum so badly!"

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>>6551767
how amazing would it be both cumming at the same time with a mental link and feeling the eachother orgasm at the same time

>Having sex with a psychic type
>For some reasons you can't stop thinking about fucking them from then on
>Figure out that they fucked with your head

Spoooky

>>6551861
They could give you prostate/genital stimulation from anywhere in the house, and you would be powerless to stop them.
>"I told you, please don't grab my prostate when we have company over! It's very awkward, and hard to explain..."
>"You mean, like this?"
>"I-uh...ohhhhh..."
>"I'm gonna milk you all night, sweetie..."

>>6552059
Imagine a normal orgasm.
Now double it.

>>6552124
>Prostate milking
My dick

>It starts fondling and groping you
>Playing with all your sensitive spots
>Sits there teasing and edging you at random times over the course of the entire night
>Turns out Reuniclus is into orgasm denial and bondage

>>6551672
>>6552059
I wonder how it feels to fuck a Reuniclus through the "jelly".

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I'd have one Pokemon be the designated cum dump of the team, growing fat off a steady diet of semen from the others and any wild Pokemon I'd encounter.

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Say something nice to ekans

>>6552814
why did this artist suddenly start drawing everything looking shy or moody or depressed

>>6552814
Eat a sandwich.

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>>6552862
I don't know maybe he was passing through so tough moments.
But he's all better now.
This is his most recent art

>>6552921
Didnt he stop drawing art because of nintendo's stuff?

>>6552536
I'd be the team's designated cumdump

>>6552958
What's your team anon?

New thread >>6553057
Made it early cause i gotta go to sleep

>>6552935
>>6552948
Friendly reminder that Audino is the best team cumbucket because your pokemon gets a shit load of sex experience whenever they have sex with an Audino.

>>6546093
Delete dis