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False start for fatass
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>>6510869
Now that that false start is out of the way... Let's finally begin, shall we? I'll start by marking the nearest restaurants.
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>>6510857
Well hey, it's just casual conversation. If you were a superhero or a policeman or some other goody two-shoes, then it'd be a different story altogether!
>>6510869
Huh...
Well, here we go again!
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>>6510869
You've got it wrong, I'm taking them so people can see how much stronger I'll look after this game. Are you saying I look fat?
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>>6510869
Something is not right with this uniform.
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Lazy German gets what he deserves.
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>>6510868
It was actually me but I can understand your confusion
>>6510869
Starting once more..
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>>6510921
... I shouldn't have asked
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>>6510921
That's what you get for saying my villain skills are sub-par at best!
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>>6510868
>Blushing under it's makeshift disguise, the creature makes a sound similar to purring before skittishly running away, not wanting his fabric to be ruined by accidental fighting
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>Eating the marshmallows
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>>6510857 (Power armor guy)
Unfortunately for you? I kinda do, compared to what you have to deal with.
>>6510868
>>6510915
I'm not THAT young...but thanks anyhow.
>>6510869
AHEM.
>She brushes her hands off
I like the top one because it's further away from people, thank you.
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>>6510941
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>>6510925
My sincerest apologies ma'am. Atleast you have another chance now, forgive me for the confusion.
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>>6510869
I guess I have no choice... although I shouldn't have eaten that hamburger before of starting here.
>>6510921
...Good job on breaking the mood.
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They are so cute<3
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>>6510921
Why tell me? It's not as if I prepared it. Take your complaints to the chef.
>>6510941
...Hopefully no one is around to see me.
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>>6510806
Red chick? Oh, you mean the demon...The one with baby blue neon hair right? Mhm...she's in my cutie database!
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>>6510901
I won't get in your way unless you prove to be a threat to the Brotherhood or to the people of the wasteland
>>6510942
That makes a mess of things. So who are you anyway and why are you here?
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>>6510958
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>>6510941
All they do is exercise, exercise, exercise! It ticks me off to no end!
>>6510958
Wood you guys kindly remind me to bring my map next time...?
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>>6510941
Also the cats.
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>>6510921
Happy birthday!
>>6510941
Is this what it's like to be drunk? I feel strange. >>6510958
If I'm such a lightweight, I'll be last in my family. Ugh..
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>(Playre1)
Quality code
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>>6510958
Naturally, my endurance lasts longer than a...whatever you are.
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>>6510958
This candy is a bit overpriced... Nonetheless, I shall buy it. I never know when I may need the sugar.
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>>6510941
A drink or two shouldn't hurt.
>>6510942
You appear young enough to me.
>>6510940
Ah...see you around then.
>>6510958
Never underestimate me and my abilities.
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>>6510951
Your apology is unneeded but you're right let's have a good match
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>>6510986
Now, with my daily fencing training out of the way, I believe I shall have my rest.
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Is that how you become a true villain ?
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>>6510980
Fastest girl
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>>6510941
You and me, one day we're going to escape from this madness.
>>6510958
Well... I couldn't compete against her anyways.
>>6510986
Sure, It looks all pretty at all, but I want sleep, not staring them the whole night.
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>>6511003
It'll be fun shooting some rocks with these
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One way an hero
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>>6511003
Maybe I will find something of use.
>>6510998
Thank you for overlooking that slight mistake. I wish you luck Senshougahara.
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>>6510972
Heh, I'd only prank you, that's all. I'm not heartless enough to willingly WANT to kill someone!
>>6510986
I don't wanna exercise! I wanna sit around and do nothing!
>>6511003
Well...
I tried at least.
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>>6511003
I'll thank you to never do that again. Otherwise, you will suffer the consequences.
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>>6510986
>Dreams of drinking tea on a bench with Assam >>6511003
What?
>>6511004
I try anyway.
>>6511022
I couldn't help myself, sorry. I'll get some more.
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>>6511022
How are you ladies doing? Wonderful night, isn't it?
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Typical Yukine.tiff
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>>6511022
Perhaps be more considerate of those around you next time.
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>>6510958
>>6510974
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE!
What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
>>6510972
You're telling me. Hrmpf. Rika Asakura, tank engineer and magician. I'm just waiting for an old friend to show up so I can try and get her to remember me, is all.
>>6510990
So? I'm not a KID, now, dammit....
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>>6511022
Please stay outside , atleast until the horrid stench is gone
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>>6511022
What a pestilence these things are, wouldn't you say, Tapioca? I won't mind losing if it means I'll get away from all the mosquitoes.
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>>6511038
Eh. Needs more salt! Good thing they have morphine in this place.
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>>6511044
Geez, overreacting like always it seems.
It's just a prank kids did to eachother at highschool.
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>cracks open the door and puts a buckets of ice cold water above it and waits for an unsuspected person to walk through
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>>6511038
To think that fool actually fell for it... This may be easier than I thought.
>>6511067
If anyone is around, I require some assistance with this jar of pickles!
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>>6511044
You're a child compared to me, try not to take offense to that.
>>6511067
I blame that girl for eating all the marshmallows.
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And nothing changed for Kneesocks.
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>>6511098
How dare you! That's disgusting
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Robbie and Rolf have some Crust-tier filenames.
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>>6511086
What a juvenile prank.
>>6511098
Surely we could have chosen a better setting to play cards at.
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Roseship ships. 'nough said.
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>>6511044
You can call me Storyteller. I travelled from California to DC and back again.
>>6511086
Knock knock.
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>>6511067
Did I ever tell you the story of when my chair tried to eat me one time? It was definitely a scary experience!
>>6511098
I really gotta stop doing this... I'll end up having to give myself a robot arm at this rate!
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>>6511025
Thank you as well, I was thinking talking might be a good exchange.
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>>6511098
Just because I don't seem any redder, doesn't mean I didn't get burnt...I'm going to need a lot of Aloe...
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>>6511111
Nice quints.
If I am a true villain, it won't help you to win.
If I am a good guy you will be rewarded for your get.
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>>6511111
Be quiet and wait. If you make too much noise someone might not fall for it.
>>6511120
Please come into this absolutely safe room!
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>>6511115
Wh-Who said this? I harbor no ill will towards thin people! Why, I'm thin myself!
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>>6511108
Rolf does not know of this Robbie you speak of, but Rolf does know of the crust on Nana's back! Thank you, faceless one!
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>>6511111
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>>6511073
ONE, I DO NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED. TWO! I just thought you were better than that!
>>6511086
....
So how often does that work?
>>6511095
Lemme guess. Centuries?
>>6511120
In a bigass, scary suit of...powered armor, huh?
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>>6511067
It's a comfy place, so it's ideal for this kind of activity, don't you think?
>>6511098
>Keeps doing everything too quickly.
>>6511115
Like I told someone earlier, stretching and exercising your muscles in bed is ideal.
>>6511137
>Grabs stuff and runs away.
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>>6511132
What would you like to discuss?
>>6511137
I haven't ate anything in the last couple of days.
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>>6511137
I beg to differ! It's clear if you just look at me!
>>6511139
Do you have no better way to spend your time, child?
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It looks bland, tastes bland, for you. Yes, it's water. It's dangerous.
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>>6511137
Not quite who I was aiming for...but a kill's a kill I suppose.
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>>6511108
>I try.
>>6511115
Man, we all hate thin people, don't we?
>>6511137
You chumps better back off before I prank ya!
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>>6511139
Hmm...
>>6511150
I am part of the Brotherhood of Steel which make me have an attachment to this. It also has saved my life more than I can remember
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>>6511150
Nagato recently celebrated her 97th birthday.
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>>6511164
I'll just have to compensate later.
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>>6511150
You should really loosen up a little, I find it hard to believe you never had a wedgie in your life before.
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>>6511164
Again with this? Very well, I shall not lose... On another note, does anyone else hear someone drowning?
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>>6511164
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It smells sweat.
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>>6511164
Man, I miss my lovely couch, and my clones, and my disguise machine...
>>6511168
Well, Hi, I suppose!
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>>6511150
Think of this as field research. We'll determine how often it works by how many people fall for it. Some ditzy person it bound to walk through that door eventually...
>>6511163
As apposed to participating in a game I was late for and getting teased by everyone and everything? No, I don't. Sorry.
>>6511172
I said come in! The coast is clear!
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>>6511202
>opens the door but DOESN'T come inside
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>>6511200
That is Robbie? Well, hello string bean man with hair as prominent as the hair on Nana's forelegs!
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>>6511176
>>6511150
I'd like to know how you knew of my birthdate but yes I am just under a century as the faceless announced.
>>6511200
An idiotic mistake.
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>>6511153
I doubt you have anything in mind, what have you been doing lately?
>>6511164
Playing a card game can be enjoyable.
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>>6511197
>Speeds around with her body outside her tank.
We'll switch places in a minute, just let me stay up here that much longer.
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>>6511226
Secret files. You are not even the most senior of your colleagues. The four Kongou sisters are atleast six years older than you.
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>>6511197
This shade should provide comfort from this dreadful heat...
>>6511202
Surely there are better ways to spend time than being mischievous. Like reading a book!
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>>6511219
String bean? Well, that's a new one.
Hello, contortionist-boy!
>>6511226
Pardon moi?
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>>6511176
Phew. Not bad, I guess.
>>6511172
Well gee, I wonder why? It only looks like a walking tank.
Ugh, never cared for religions.
>>6511185
Gensokyo doesn't have too much in he way of schools, you know. At least, mine didn't. Learned everything in-house, and such.
And do you seriously think I even LET people close enough for that?
>>6511226
Huh, well, duly-noted. And you know how those faceless people get, you know? All that creepy insider knowledge.
>>6511202
You're about making it as unsubtle as it gets, too, you know that?
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We enter The Young and the Restless part of the game. Place your bets.
>>6511232
You're not worst girl by the way, I lied.
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>>6511086
EH?. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE DOOR, HUMAN?.
LET ME CHECK IT!
>He opens the door
>the bucket falls into his head
A-AAAAH!. WHAT'S HAPPENING?!, I CAN'T SEE!. CURSE YOU, HUMAN!.
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>>6511253
I request that you cease this.
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>>6511249
Well, the world doesn't revolve around you, so stop acting like your size.
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>>6511213
>the bucket of water falls in front of him
Haha...wh-who put that there?
>>6511244
You want me to read a book?
I'm sorry, I didn't know this was a school. I want fun, not book reading.
>>6511249
I don't think it's unsubtle at all. It's that some robots can detect that stuff from far away.
>picks up the bucket and goes to get more water with it
Next time it'll happen for sure.
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This is a lewd tank.
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>>6511262
Talking skeleton. Just when I I thought things can't get spookier
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>>6511253
You gotta hand it to him, he knows how to hold hands like a champ!
>>6511272
Nah. I'll let go when the evening comes, 'kay?
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Gee
I wonder why
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>>6511287
I hope they were using iron condoms
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HORY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
IT FINALLY HAPPENED §!§!§!§!§!§
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>>6511286
That's, uh...that's a guy. In a suit of armor.
>>6511283
What, do you just expect someone with a fear of being touched to just LET people do it?
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>>6511262
Skeletons are susceptible to tricks. Duly noted!
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>>6511286
Don't play dumb kid. Luckily my T-49 power armor is waterproof. I should tell your parents to raise you better
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Final 2.
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>>6511240
I know of this and I'd like to know where you got those files from.
>>6511232
Paper work and preparing a change in positions and duties.
>>6511248
Apologies. It appears I quoted you by accident.
>>6511249
My birthdate was not something I openly stated so I'd like to know where that knowledge was acquired.
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>>6511313
Fears exist so you can overcome them, not to use them as a scapegoat
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>>6511286
Are you implying it isn't fun to read an enjoyable story? I see the problem now... You lack little imagination.
>>6511287
>The professor revives outside of the arena
Seems I needed to bring along more drinks. Oh well, I shall watch the conclusion.
>>6511291
>The professor snatches his hand back and walks away
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>>6511321
Marshmallow people?
Sounds awesome! But messed up at the same time...
>>6511322
It's good, bucko!
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>>6511253
Why are you saying these things about me? I have nothing wrong with thin people.
>>6511287
This is turning into a really strange day.
>>6511321
A very strange day.
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>>6511321
NUMBER ONE
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>>6511322
Like I said, those people know some weird things. And hey, don't look at me, he's the one who said it.
>>6511332
Oh, piss off, you clearly don't know what it's like having a phobia.
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>>6511253
Your opinion would of been disregarded but at least you have some sense.
>>6511322
Your moving to a new sector or something similar? I'm surprised you even have the time for relaxation.
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>>6511290
SH-SHUT UP AND HELP ME!.
>>6511314
YOU DID THIS?!. I ,THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS GOING TO GET HIS REVENGE!. GET READY, HUMAN. BECAUSE I'M NOT GIVING YOU MERCY!
>He throws bones everywhere until one hits you
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>>6511345
Fine, I won't bother you with it. You'll figure it out on your own eventually
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
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>>6511355
Hmph, I was hoping for the opposite to happen. A shame.
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>>6511313
His helmet's kind of mysterious. Who knows what kind of stuff he can see within that helmet?
>>6511318
Is that your master plan, to tell my parents? They aren't even here, but even if they were I wouldn't listen. It's a kill or be killed world after all.
>>6511338
Imagination and reading aren't two words I'd use in the same sentence, let alone in a positive manner. But humor me, what do you mean by this?
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>>6511355
LOOK AT THIS LAKE
THAT I JUST FOUND
WHEN I SAY NOW
GET READY TO DROWN
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Wake me up
When september ends.
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>>6511372
NOW
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No need to thank me.
Thank yourselves.
We are number one as a community. Truly.
Just host more lazy fucks.
Congratulations to Robbie Rotten once again.
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>>6511355
Well, I'm kinda disappointed in him for dying so anti-climatically!
>>6511363
Thanks for hosting, bucko!
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>>6511363
Rolf congratulates the groomed string bean man!
>>6511382
Rolf thanks the host for the games of murder and fun!
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>>6511350
>the bone finally hits the side of his head, sending him tumbling backwards
Ack! What the hell was that!? You don't get someone back by abusing them, you get them back by embarrassing them!
>>6511386
Congratulations weirdo.
>>6511382
Thanks for the game too, even though I wasn't in it.
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>>6511382
Thanks for your time
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>>6511382
Congrats Robbie, and Thank you for the game.
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HOP UP OUT THE BED
TURN MY SWAG ON
SAID WASSUP
GET MONEY
OOOHHH
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>>6511350
Sure.
>>6511370
>picks up the kid by the back of his collar with ease
Lucky for you I don't kill children. Also stop hurting that skeleton man before I have to discipline you
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>>6511382
Thank you very much for the opportunity.
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>>6511349
I hardly have any time for myself nowadays. My next position will be that of a teacher or mentor.
>>6511339
Thank you for understanding.
>>6511345
I did not look at you in any way. This is a concerning matter.
>>6511382
Congratulations and thank you for the game.
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>>6511359
Ugh. And either way, that's still a dick move.
>>6511370
Who cares? For all we know it could just be fore show, too.
>>6511363
Congrats, you. And thanks for the show, I suppose.
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>>6511363
Congratulations Robbie
>>6511382
Thanks for hosting
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We should make a HG Boob sorter
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Say something bad about yourself
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>>6511432
Sounds good.
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>>6511370
Hmph, if you cannot understand what I mean, then more of my words would simply be wasted on you. I bid you a good day, and sincerely hope that your prank goes over as well as you hope it will.
>The professor walks away
>>6511382
Regardless, you have my thanks.
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>>6511412
I assumed you'd be used to it.
>>6511437
I'm terrible at history, I'm more of the math and science type
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>>6511403
Disciplining a kid that isn't your own is illegal. I'll have to call CPS on you if you don't put me down right now.
>>6511412
It can't be! There's no way someone would know there's a bucket of cold water on top of a cracked open door. It's so obvious that people dismiss it for being one of the oldest jokes in the book.
>he sets up another bucket of water on top of a cracked open door
And now we wait yet again...
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>>6511437
I am not a party guy and can be quite dull
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>>6511437
I'm a fucking picky eater and don't really like when Thanksgiving rolls around.
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>>6511382
Thank you for hosting.
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>>6511437
I really need to disguise my face more.
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>>6511445
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>>6511463
I see now. You are a kid that acts tough and thinks he can do anything. I hope you grow out of it or maybe you have some insecurities and do this to impress some people. I was only seeing how you would respond.
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>>6511437
I am the laziest person on earth and no matter how hard I try to motivate myself I can never even touch tasks until there's just enough time to do it before it's to late and even then I don't have enough time to get it done. I really am worthless.
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>>6511448
If it won't I'll find another one. Let's hope you don't fall victim of it next time, nerd.
>>6511490
I-I am tough! I'm smart, tough and...something else too! I in no way let myself get fooled at all! Ever! Never!
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>>6511409
Ooh admirable, I can now see why talking with you is slightly relaxing. Good luck in your teaching.
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>>6511437
I was born too early to be able to fuck Airi
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>>6511437
I'm circumcised.
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>>6511437
Give me a moment...hmmm...I don't spend enough time combing my hair-I honestly don't know what to say...
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>>6511437
i'm very fucking shy outside 4chan
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>>6511500
>Tfw this me on a regular basis.
>Tfw I'm trying to improve your work ethic but it doesn't fucking work.
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>>6511500
I think I know who you are. Remember what I said yesterday.
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>>6511539
Robbie, you're supposed to be lazy
Don't overwork yourself, especially with the Pancreas cancer
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>>6511456
Have you ever seen ANYONE from Gensokyo do something like that?
>>6511463
Besides, what if instead of just dumping all over them, you just smash someone on the head with a metal bucket filled with water?
>>6511409
I mean how you sounded half like you were accusing me.
>>6511437
I'm an asshole.
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>>6511519
Then answer me this. Which is heavier, a pound of steel or a pound of feathers?
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>>6511545
I'm not who you think I am.
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>>6511437
I've been in my bed for the past 7 hours not even doing anything. I'm actually too depressed to get out of my bed.
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>>6511578
Well, I was wrong. R.I.P.
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>>6511437
I eat Anchovies and Pineapples on Pizza
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>>6511588
Maybe you need to wake yourself up inside?
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>>6511571
I haven't, so what? It's not like we're in Gensokyo
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>>6511500
>Jude
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>>6511571
Nobody is weak enough to die from that. If they are then they don't deserve to be here and I did them a huge favor.
>>6511576
Pound of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers!
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>>6511627
It's not.
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>>6511588
Sup Jude
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>>6511588
>tfw i feel just like this
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>>6511630
Wrong. I won't tell you the answer until you figure it out kid.
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>>6511684
...
That doesn't make any sense. Steel is heavier than feathers. How can feathers be heavier?
>>
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>>6511706
Maybe we could try and save you from the nothing you've become?
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>>6511611
Well, I'M from there! So why would you expect me to be familiar with it!?
>>6511630
Sheesh, kid. Awful heartless of you, isn't it?
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>>6511706
Reach out to someone man. It's all you can do at this point to get better.
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>>6511720
But can you look into my eyes like I'm an open door?
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>>6511742
I dunno, do they lead down into your core, where you've become so numb?
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>>6511724
If it's not me doing it then it'll be someone else instead. I think getting killed by an innocent joke is a good way to go too. Painless and funny. You can't get much better than that.
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>>6511700
Wrong again. A small hint. Both weigh A pound
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Something interesting happen here yet?
>>
>>
>>6511794
Define interesting.
>>
Now help people with their bad things
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>>6511794
You have no idea. Met a female dragon, a talking skeleton, and a tank magician. It's been an interesting place for me
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>>6511824
Rosehip
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>>6511766
But steel is heavier than feathers...
>>6511824
Nishitaka
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>>6511822
Do I need to be specific now? Literally anything outside of boring ass chit-chat.
>>6511824
Boba Fett
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>>6511824
Lenny
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>>6511824
Miku
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>>6511824
Kara
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>>6511824
Our Lord and Saviour
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>>6511824
Robbie Rotten
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>>6511824
Capra Demon
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>>6511824
Garma Zabi
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>>6511824
Stocking Anarchy
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>>6511824
Corporal Adrian Shephard
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>>6511824
Desmond Sycamore
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>>6511824
Andrew Wiggins
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>>6511824
Megaman
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>>6511824
Blueberry sans
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>>6511824
Rolf
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>>6511824
Akira Agarkar Yamada
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>>6511824
Konkey Dong
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>>6511832
Ah. You must be new here then.
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>>6511824
Link
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>>6511838
Not really.
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>>6511824
Lee Yong Jin
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>>6511824
Alexander the Great
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>>6511824
Momoko
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>>6511824
Riko Sakurauchi
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>>6511824
Ranma Saotome
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>>6511824
Archer
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>>6511824
Lord Prosciutto
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>>6511819
You'll have to trust me on this. People need help from others to get out of the kind of hole you're in right now. If you really don't think anyone you know personally will be helpful, go to the doctor yourself. Ask for a referral to a therapist in addition to whatever else they say.
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>>6511836
Just don't tell me you knew it all along or I will give you a harder riddle.The answer is neither. They weigh exactly the same because both the feathers and steel weigh a pound. What you though which is denser
>>6511824
A late Storyteller
>>
Truly we have been rused yet again. How can we ever recover?
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>>6511887
W-Why I am seeing too many Aqours characters?
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>>6511872
That is correct. I stumbled upon this place yesterday while exploring the wasteland for some good stories
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>>6511899
...
But steel's heavier than feathers.
>>
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>>6511824
Hm, back to what we were all doing I suppose.
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>>6511892
ur brother died lol
>>
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>>6511762
Or it could be agonizing and humiliating.
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>>6511909
Blame KK.
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>>6511897
I've been through worse. I'll be fine, it's just a downtime and that has to be overcome. Can't cure what's stuck for years anyway, it'll always be part of me.
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>>6511879
That sucks. We need more fighting to the death around here. Spice things up again.
>>6511916
Stories? Hah. You'll find the full spectrum here. Most of it is boring garbage in my opinion.
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>>6511917
But I said that the steel block weighed one pound and the feathers weighed one pound too. You are pretty slow not to figure it out since I am feeding you the explanation
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>opens the thread door slowly and enters the thread quietly
>>
>hops up out the bed
>turns swag to on
>looks in the mirror
>says wassup
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>>6511941
>Overdramatic 80s anime music begins playing
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>>6511902
>Go back to isolation for me... or go back to 7th dragon.
>>6511922
Hmmmmm... yes, he has.
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>after entering the thread Garfielf quietly closes the thread door
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>>6511928
Ah, if it's an expected seasonal downswing that you know how to manage, best of luck. However, I might recommend reading up on light therapy. It helps combat the effects of shorter days on our moods
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>>6511943
Buster. straight buster.
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>>6511935
Too bad. You could be missing out on a great tale that could lead to many others. So who are you? Some kind of mercenary?
>>6511941
Hi there.
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>>6511955
>Has
God damn it.
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>>6511960
>the lights quickly turn off, save for one, overly bright light in the centre of the thread.
>>
Something something ...
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>>6511963
It's not seasonal depression. It's just that I'm used to feeling like this. It'll blow over eventually and then come back again.
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>>6511923
I wouldn't be against seeing that! There's some people in this world that definitely deserve something totally humiliating and demoralizing! In fact, I know of someone specifically off the top of my head who needs something like that to happen to them.
>>6511940
You're trying to trick me, aren't you? It makes no sense. Steel's always heavier than feathers. There's no if, ands or buts about it.
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>>6511949
Ah yus, mu favorite music.
>>6511969
Hllo their strange metal men.
>>6511981
>
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>>6511982
Danke herr Juden
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>>6511982
>inb4 reverse russian Roulette
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>>6511984
Well, it could still be affected by the seasons. Doesn't hurt to try!
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>>6511982
...Hmm...
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>>6511982
Rolf is ready to begin this massacre!
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>gets out from a bag
Pew Pew!
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>>6511982
Well then.
Err, I guess...game on?
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>>6512017
>captures with a master ball
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>>6511969
Depends on the occasion, also the highest bidder. You'd be amazed to see the extent some SOBs are willing to go to have someone killed. Name's Boba Fett.
>>6511982
Let's go.
>>6512017
The fuck?
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>>6512017
Oh an who in the fuk is this?
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>>6511982
>>6512006
THE GOYIM KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN!
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>>6512028
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>>6512033
Rolf does not understand, but Rolf has a very bad feeling about this showdown...
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>>6511989
Uh... I did with thay riddle. I am explaining why I tricked you with that riddle. I am saying that both the feathers and steel block weigh a pound. Don't tell me your are retarded.
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>>6512033
Oh Damn it!!
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>>6512033
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>>6512017
Hm. Curious little creature.
>The professor walks around it and observes it's actions.
>>6512033
Back to my investigation then.
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>>6512033
XDDDDDDD
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>>6512033
Well then!
May the best man win!
>Inb4 the Russian wins
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>>6512033
Reverse Russian Roulette?..Isn't this just crazy?
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>>6512033
R-re-reverse? Russian roulette? That wou-would mean there's five bullets in each chamber, wait... hold on...
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>>6511982
Oh, goddammit.
>>6511989
Well, aren't you just an asshole?
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>>6512056
What is happening?
>Fucking lap
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>>6512050
No,. i refuse!
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>>6512021
take this
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>>6512053
Woah there big guy, we don't want to upset the mentally retarded do we?
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>>6512030
I understand. Some guy would pay some mercenaries to kill a man just for a bottle of soda he stole. You can call me Storyteller. I try to collect as many stories about the wasteland from Shady Sands to the East to the Commonwealth to the West
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>>6512053
I've been tricked before old man, and I can assure you this isn't any kind of trick that matters in the grand scheme of things. You need to try a different approach if you want to get me flustered.
>>6512084
Is there a problem with that? I don't think there should be. In this day and age you have to be on your toes 24/7, not giving anybody a chance to get you.
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>>6512090
>touches the child.
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>>6512017
>The boy was ready, knees weak, arms steady.
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>>6512033
And the last man standing is..
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>>6512092
>Thanks for the pointer, mate.
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>>6512109
D O N ' T T O U C H T H E C H I L D!
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>>6512109
WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD?!
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>>6512114
I knew it!
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>>6512104
I'm the one from the place filled with sentient man-eating monsters, and I'M not that guarded. Relax a little, kid.
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>>6512096
Don't worry he is just a kid. Then again there was that time I met a small town run by children in the Capital Wasteland. Did I tell you the story about a vault that had only children inside of it?
>>6512104
I am not trying to get you mad unless it was by accident
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>>6512114
That was just madness
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>>6512140
Post vibrating gril
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>>6512114
That seems kind of unfair.
>>6512136
I know what you'e trying to do. You want me to relax so you can get a shot in at me, right? Yeah, I'll relax. Relax all the way over there.
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>>6512139
Jesus Christ not another one of your boring stories...
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>>6512114
Excellent work comrade Tachanka
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>>6512139
I'm only saying that you need to get better at this. I know a girl my age that teases me all the time and gets me mad. If she's able to do it, then so are you.
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>>6512156
Your loss. Anyway what brings you here and how did you find me?
>>6512165
Ok... So what's your story?
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>>6512152
If I wanted to hurt you, you could be a thousand feet away for all I care. I, for one, don't like touching people. But whatever, do what you feel like, just don't involve me in it if you know what's good for you.
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>>6512149
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>>6512178
My story? I didn't know I was supposed to write one.
>>6512183
I won't involve you, but if you accidentally get involved then it's all your fault and you should wise up to my tricks.
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>>6512193
>sweats nervously
Why so fast
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>>6512200
I mean tell me about yourself
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>>6512219
>cause always fest
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>>6512224
s-slow down
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>>6512200
Frankly, even if I'm indirectly involved, I'll probably get pissed at you anyhow.
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>>6512223
I'm not sure how to do this...putting me on the spot like this and making me talk about myself is really difficult...
I guess I can say I'm a regular student with decent grades. That's about it I guess.
>>6512237
Is that all? Getting pissed at me for your own mistakes isn't fair at all. Take responsibility for yourself instead of blaming others for your downfall.
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>>6512234
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>>6512282
That's better
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>>6512102
Seriously? What the hell happened on your rock?
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>>6512260
I've disintegrated people for less, hehehe.
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>>6512260
So a normal kid. I am an adventurer and a storyteller. I travel across the wasteland of nuclear war affectee America to find good stories
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>>6512323
Small nuclear war that changed the planet. I am just an explorer who documents what happens in this brave new world and what happened before the bombs fell.
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