>mfw too busy circlejerking in discord to notice limit
First 5
>>6502162
Doodlebob
>>6502162
Shun Moritsuka
>>6502101
Kat
>>6502138
>YESS MY NIGGA
Trombone Nigga
Reigen Arataka
>>6502162
Umi Sonoda
Alexander the Great
Desmond Sycamore
>>6502084
Alright, no need to prove that you can keep kicking, just wait...
>Mirei goes away for a minute, she comes back with a bottle of water and hands it over
Here, that should be enough.
>>6502085
Then why don't you tell me what you are and fill my heart with dread?
Check it.
First 5 became first 4 cause of Muffet.
Rider
>>6502201
You're welcome, dearie.
>>6502201
I'm ready! Take me home!
Test
>>6502201
Looks good. Lets go, go, GO!
>>6502201
No teams, huh? Perfect. Just the way I like it.
Let's get this shit going.
>>6502177
>>6502201
>>6502201
Don't know if you still can't make swaps or not but could you swap me(Garnet) for Reigen if you do?
>>6502226
You're already in.
>>6502201
And we begin!
The second mage wars. You know the rules younglings, hold nothing back.
>>6502226
>7th tribute
>>6502193
>You jumps up to her feet with a smile on her face and snatches the bottle out of her hand
See? I still got it. Tricked you again. I'm not that easy to knock down.
It should be enough though, thanks for that!
>>6502193
Because, most likely, you'd incorporate it into one of your plans. I want to keep you in suspense, but it's hard to if you keep making so many assumptions. Then again, that might be your plan, hm? To quote my little brother; "If I don't know what I'm doing, how can the enemy know what I'm doing?"
>>6502237
...
At least it was for a good cause.
>>6502235
I, uh...I've been here for a while, actually.
>>6502237
Think I'm rude, huh? Well what are ya gonna do about it? Run away?
>>6502213
>>6502073
Then I will use the bug spray AND Excalibur Morgan! Remember, the laws of this god-forsaken kingdom are keeping you one step away from death.
>>6502237
>Muffet nonchalantly whistles as she spins some webs for future use.
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6502237
Lighting can really do some damge. They should watch out.
>>6502201
THIS PLEASES THE GENETIC FREAK, CONTINUE
>>6502132
YEAH, YOU DO NEED TO GO TO THE FRIGGIN GYM BECAUSE YOU'RE PUDGY, WHITE TRASH. NOW I, SCOTT STEINER, MAY NOT TRAIN LEGS, BUT THAT BECAUSE LEGS AND CARDIO IS FOR BITCHES. PEOPLE WHO TRAIN LEGS AND CARDIO ARE WHITE TRASH, PUDGY, LANKLET, LOW TEST, HIGH CARB, PUSSIES WHO ARE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT. A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY TEST SHOWED ME THAT EVERYONE IN THE USA WHO TRAINS ARMS AND TORSO GET ALL THE FREAKS AND GET THE BEST PEAKS, MEANWHILE PEOPLE WHO TRAIN LEGS AND CARDIO GET NO BITCHES, NO MONEY, NO FREAKS, AND WORST OF ALL, NO PEAKS
HOLLER, IF YA HEAR ME!
>>6502247
F-fuck, nevermind.
>Pets the Gravity Queen and awkwardly leaves
>>6502237
Ive got such a nice wand
>>6502237
As for those who only enter this arena for the first time, here's a quick reminder. Play fair, be the last one standing, and you'll earn fame beyond imagination.
>sidenote: I'm testing semi-random styles, if text is barely readable, please DO blame the jews.
>>6502237
>>6502245
DOODLE
DOODLE STRONG
YEAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>6502272
One filler not enough for you?
>>6502237
Magic? oh no, i'm not ready for the magic.
>>6502251
Really? What is your problem, stop to fuck with me or i going to kick your ass.
>i don't care if you are woman or whatever you are
>>6502283
Add a text shadow jesus fucking christ
>>6502261
Pray tell, dearie, what is that?
>>6502283
>I blame the Jews for almost making me miss entering.
>>6502279
I mean, if you want to make a donation, don't let me stop you.
>>6502288
What?
>>6502283
>>6502286
...
You're not dead. So our sacrifices meant nothing whatsoever in the end. Well, just bloody dump my tea in the river, then.
>>6502243
... Since you seem to be alright I'll ignore the fact that you lied to me and made me pick up water for you.
>>6502245
You're over thinking my plan, it's a lot simplier than that, I swear.
>>6502283
What the...?
>Mirei tries to use her power on Raven
Why isn't it working? What's going on?!
>>6502283
Hey, stay out of this; we're trying to have a damn fight here!
>>6502283
Niiiiice.
>>6502296
Pffffffft!
>She covers her mouth and laughs.
You clearly don't know what you're dealing with, kid. The only one who'll end up with an ass-kicking is you. Got it?
>>6502247
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/9c/43/9c43aab99ced7566ece9c724c0644350.jpg?5665304
>Tell me if it doesn't work for some reason.
>>6502278
So I'm talking to a blind, old man. You shouldn't be so far from the hospital. People are worried about you.
>>6502283
>She plants bombs outside of the ring.
Try using magic on those.
>Could benefit from using a shadow for the text.
>>6502283
Even though forbidden magics are discouraged, they are allowed during the night.
Take notes everyone, those skills might come handy later.
>>6502302
>3 layers of text shadow
>still barely visitble
>>6502283
>>6502326
Not a chance Missy
>>6502288
>still being this salty over getting cucked out of Steam
>>6502325
Hm. So maybe I should tell you just so you think it over even more. I don't know whether I'm underestimating you or overestimating you. You're just like the Italians.
>>6502341
This seemed like an excellent idea, but how am I supposed to find it if I can't see it? Jeez, I messed up pretty hard this time!
>>6502341
Use white you mong.
>>6502341
Now this is the stuff!
>>6502341
...I did not know monsters could do that with their souls...ahuhuhu~?
>>6502356
That's not me.
If he wants to be like that he can, but I have no reason to go out of my way and hate him in thread.
>>6502341
Something like this is too dangerous for people like her. I'm dong her a favor.
>>6502341
Yummy
>>6502356
do some of you autists actually care about being in that dead steam group
Label the threads you fucking faggots. I had to surf through 6-7 threads just to get to this one.
>>6502341
>Mirei wakes up feeling lightheaded
W-What's going on now?
>>6502341
Those who dare to challenge their opponents to eliminate them from the competition might pay the price. Pick your opponents wisely, and you will succeed.
>>6502374
You scared the crap out of me and that happened!
>>6502356
>Steam
What are you on about?
>>6502337
PSSSH, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE WORRY OF ME IF I WERE IN THE HOSPITAL WOULD BE MY FREAKS. BUT THEY GOT NUTTIN TO WORRY ABOUT BECAUSE IM ALREADY IN THERE, HEALTHY AS A WHISTLE, GIVIN THEM THE RIDE OF A LIFE TIME. THEY SAY THAT RIC FLAIR NICKNAMES HIS COCK "SPACE MOUNTAIN". WELL IF HE NICKNAMES THAT SPACE MOUNTAIN, I NICKNAME MINE THE MATTERHORN, BECAUSE I GET ALL MY EUROPEAN BROADS OUT THERE TO RIDE MINE, WHILE RIC FLAIR GETS DISGUSTING SPACE ROCKS LIKE YOU TO RIDE HIS SPACE MOUNTAIN.
>>6502391
Out of ammo? Shit.
>>6502391
MOTHER[expletive deleted] INTERRUPTIONS--
>>6502325
Hey now! It wasn't a lie. My ankle does hurt, I may have exaggerated how badly though.
I didn't mean to make it an insult to you! Just wanted to surprise you and see if you'd do it.
>>6502387
Tell that to the jew, fuckhead. He made this thread.
>>6502337
Works like a charm. And thanks a lot!
>>6502341
H-hey, Heroine? You feel alri--
>>6502360
You already told me all I need to know, my plan won't change now, I just have to wait.
>>6502391
W-Wait a minute, how can he do that as well?
>>6502392
...We may need to tell the Royal Scientist about this property. She may find it useful.
>>6502391
Let me show you my ULTIMATE ABILITY!
>
Well, as you can see I don't have anything like that, but if you try to hurt me you'll get in trouble!
Harming someone who's working in the name of justice isn't the right thing to do, you know?
>>6502394
No clue
>>6502334
Yeah!? doesn't matter, do whatever you want.
Just, let me alone.
>>6502341
I don't know how i did it... but was cool!!
>>6502391
The contestants are falling, dark magic or earth magic, the sleepers' fate is the same.
>>6502428
You better have a Plan B, love, because I'm sure as hell not going down without a fight. You'd earn the ire of the entire Commonwealth if you kill me.
...Can I ask a question?
>>6502441
Go ahead and run away from me if that's what makes you happy.
>>6502445
Oh, fuck off!
>>6502304
>Swinging that sword in the air, it makes noises like an actual light saber
The form Excalibur takes after being eaten by all the world's evils, the sword of promised victory EXCALIBUR MORGAN!
>>6502445
Using some newspaper to beat up a big spider like that one was pretty tiring.
>>6502391
>And by nullify, she holds the two at arm's length.
You may want to stop that. Wouldn't want me to get physical.
>>6502404
Who? Don't really care about wrestling to know anyone out of here. Nor do I really care for things like d**ks either so you don't try and show me it.
>>6502445
>The rock is humming her own song for this daunting task.
Hm hm hm hm hmmmm. Some of eye of newt.
>>6502445
>>6502391
of course im the only one who gets killed by ultimate ability
fucking kikes
>>6502445
>>6502391
DOODLE...
DOODLE, IS GROWING WEAK...
MI HOY MINOY
>>6502341
>Filled with intense bloodlust and her mind being in disarray, the hero takes her sword and repeatedly attacks the gravity cat.
>>6502445
Ugh... my head... Huh!? How did I get here all of a sudden? N-No matter, i'll just find my way out of here!
Yes! I certainly will!
The portrait. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>6502445
Another couple falls. We are reaching the end... and I think we have a quite strong challenger in that imbued being.
>>6502477
>that face
Fucking burn it
>>6502422
Don't worry about it, I'm not mad or anything, I knew you were hurt after all.
>>6502457
One question shouldn't hurt.
>>6502497
Ahahahaha, I'm an idiot.
>>6502477
MY FREAKS? MY FREAKS ARE YM FANS. THE KIND WHOD DIE FOR ME, GO TO SHONEYS FOR ME, EVEN BANG ME. THEYRE MY TRILLIONS... AND TRILLIONS OF MY FANS WHO GIVE ME RESPEC.
lol you faggots actually rp on steam kys
>>6502433
I'm not sure if I can spooked so hard again, dude. The jumpscares only get me good once and then it's like whatever, haha! I was mostly shocked that it was you creeping up on me like that. Were you trying to get your revenge, huh? Looks like I shattered that chance!
>>6502502
I bet you didn't expect me to do that, because not even I knew that I could do that!
>>6502513
>t. Hoshi
>>6502463
How fanciful. I can see why you are so confident dearie, what with a weapon like that. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6502514
We still must inform Dr. Alphys about this property. It may just aid her in her research.
>>6502502
>draws a blade
MI HOY MINOY AHM NI OY
>slices you dead
>>6502502
This is getting a bit slow... RELEASE THE MANA VOID, LET'S SEE HOW YOU FARE WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS MAGICS!
>can't survive is bugged, fixed already
>>6502423
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>6502502
I wonder when this will start to hurt. Because I th-
>poof
>>6502513
kys Eruna
>>6502505
Alright. Just one.
How would you take care of someone that can "come back from death", so to speak? As in, you can kill them, but they regenerate back to normal.
>>6502504
first thing i could find with an angry expression
>>6502513
Oh hey that's me.
>>6502532
Time travel.
It exists.
>>6502504
smol face
>>6502525
...Hmmm. I wonder what the reward could be if I actually manage to do that again!
>>6502513
>posting the inferior steam group
>>6502513
Do the view all so I can see myself
>>6502513
>>6502513
desu imo senpai thats a fair point. or would be if that group wasnt dead as fuck since day 2 of its existence
>>6502559
kys yuno
>>6502541
That's an easy one! You take away their ability to do so, then you finish them off!... Although, that seems a bit excessive...
>>6502559
Bugs are still shit.
>>6502557
I'm not entirely sure, dearie. I have seen her around, however. Perhaps she will show up.
>>6502513
gee look whose there
>>6502502
I gave it all and I lost... I am out.
Goodnight Guys
>>6502513
post profiles
>>6502513
look gary there i am
>>6502575
I'm sensing some jealousy over not being invited to my secret club.
That's okay, you can still join as long as you admit bugs are the superior race.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/circlekerk
>>6502581
NO, YOU ARE.
>>6502554
>charges at void
DOODLE WILL ERASES, MI HOY
>dies in process
>>6502505
>You returns the smile
Yousoro, I would have done the same. I would've probably carried you to the kitchen though.
Some lukewarm water does miracles to each and every wound.
>>6502554
Let's make haste a bit. We are not here to see you having tea parties, are we?
>>6502579
Alright, fair point, but let's say that doing so is a perilous task. Practically impossible unless you're able to remove entire countries from existence, erasing the landmass forever. What would you do then?
>>6502603
Bug fetishist.
>>6502608
It's better than running out of mana or dying of thrist, so let's give it a try.
>>6502603
Fireflies contribute nothing to the ecosystem except being breakfast.
>>6502587
Later. Sleep tight.
>>6502597
I miss the dbz circlejerk
>>6502621
>Favorite game
Nice.
>>6502624
t. newfag
>>6502628
smolgore no
>>6502617
>>6502619
That's it, both of you are now banned from my club.
Write a haiku about your avas
>>6502638
I wasn't going to vote for you anyway.
>>6502608
And we are down to and one against one situation, will they settle this with a fair duel, or will one of them use some dirty trick? Only I know the answer.
>>6502642
No.
>>6502642
I shitpost a lot
I am the best rper
kys faggot
>>6502634
>Smolgore yes.
>>6502642
>One is kicked in dick.
>One is violently raped.
>Why me, God, why me.
>>6502642
sucking dick daily
i cant seem to ever rest
its my favorite
>>6502650
Now, let's see if I let Undyne down or not!
>>6502642
THE LARGEST ARMS HERE
THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
WITH FREAKS NATIONWIDE
>>6502621
pure autism
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BurningTheChurches
>>6502663
>LF
>>6502642
A storyteller
If you have some time for tales
Come sit wastelander
>>6502606
I see, thank you, but you shouldn't move hurt people loke that, you risk making the injury worse.
>>6502612
I don't think someone has the power to do that, but if I could get my hands on it, I wouldn't use it, that sounds horrible.
First trips with reply gets to decide the HG theme song.
I have too many.
Fuck man, what is my problem.
I'll go play vidya.
>>6502679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
>>6502679
i want to be the very best
>>6502650
After a failed ambush, dampened attacks and whatnot, we have our winner!
>>6502642
Sierra, Hotel,
India, Echo, Lima
Delta, Shield. Uh, shit.
>>6502679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
>>6502679
https://youtu.be/x0OIsQp1MfQ
>>6502679
https://youtu.be/dBaLFaUecps
>>6502679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRg__IicioM
>>6502642
Who is that woman
She must have caught many eyes
Oh wait. It is me.
>>6502688
Congrats Komaru. Thanks for hosting Jude.
>>6502688
Dang! Congrats!
>>6502688
Wait...Did I seriously just win? I kinda can't believe it! Amazing!
>>6502642
All of them? All of them.
We're Hetalia!
U.S., U.K., Russia, too!
The Allied Trio!
>>6502677
Oh, America certainly did, but he didn't use it fully... It is horrible. But those were the lengths you had to go to kill them. Would you still try to kill them, then?
>>6502679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53sRUzQH9vE
>>6502688
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Xilife/
Joining the cancer
First unlimited bait games
I love shitposting
>>6502689
What is "Sh iel d"?
>>6502706
Congratulations to her, and thank you for hosting, lad.
>>6502679
Friends (in space) by Nekrogoblikon
>>6502700
Well... No, I wouldn't, not if that's the price I'd have to pay...
>>6502706
Jude out.
>>6502726
Thanks for hostin'.
>>6502706
Thanks for hosting.
>>6502714
It means shut up.
>>6502724
>Sighing, the gentleman puts a hand on her shoulder, staring her in the eyes.
Then don't bother trying to kill me or my little brother. Not unles you have the tools to remove the United Kingdom and the United States, respectively.
>>6502677
And let someone lie on the floor with pain? Not being able to move and all?
That'd be a bit crude, leaving someone in pain. I'd just carry them to the infirmary!
If I can carry them and they aren't too heavy...
>>6502744
Don't think I will ever forget your fuckup. "Shiebldi"
>>6502755
I'd rather have nuggets...
>>6502755
ewwww
>>6502744
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/SKJEoj8.gif&v=V4jH0WeV67I
HOLY SHIT I'M SO FUCKING GAY
>>6502764
>nuggets
>not fish sticks
lmao
>>6502768
>fish
>>6502679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvKoJDbCd8E
>>6502757
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
SIERRA, HOTEL, ECHO, BRAVO, DELTA.
>>6502766
Don't judge me brother.
>>6502706
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6502726
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>If trips, "96 Quite Bitter Beings"
>>6502768
>Fish
Disgusting.
>>6502706
>>6502726
Congratulations and thanks for hosting. Also, that potion had a killer taste.
>>6502747
>Mirei starts trembling
O-Okay, I get it, n-no fighting! I-I'm leaving you and your brother alone!
>>6502748
Why not go get some help? Like a nurse or a doctor? Or someone who can help you carry the injured person without hurting them even more?
>>6502774
...shield...
>>6502780
Why are you 2 so cute together?
>>6502774
SHEBD
>>6502774
PATRICK ECHO ALFA KILO SNAKE
THOSE ARE WHAT I GOT, AND THOSE ARE WHAT THE FOXTROT RAISIN ECHO ALFA KILO SNAKES LINE UP FOR
BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP, HOLLER IF YA HEAR ME
>>6502788
>>6502784
...
>The gentleman just sighs again, patting her on the back.
It's pathetic seeing you like this. Just twenty minutes ago you were smugger than I ever were. I-It's not like I care for you or anything, but where's your confidence?
>>6502764
>someone saved my image
O-over the line!
>>6502795
Whoops my finger slipped and accidentally posted the superior pairing
>>6502769
>>6502780
>this much literal shit taste
>>6502788
>>6502784
What kind of bad friend would I be if I left them by themselves?
>You twirls around and winks
I'd be a terrible friend for even thinking of that! It's better to carry them to a place where better care can be arranged.
>>6502525
>Sorry for not replying, multitasking a lot right now and I have to go soon. Take care spooder.
TODOKETE
>>6502821
>eating something that literally swims around it it's own shit, piss, and semen
>>6502819
I'm too busy being in a better ship to care about Lillie~
>>6502805
Shut your mouth you fucking hair dying faggot
>>6502839
t. A Muslim
>>6502812
I was just pretending to be tough, couldn't you tell?!
>>6502826
Are you... Are you trying to make me feel bad for leaving you alone while getting you a bottle of water?
It's been 2 years since I've step foot into this place and now I'm finally here.
>>6502830
Goodbye, dearie.
>>6502846
t. Someone with no taste
>>6502839
>>6502845
YOU FIRST, FATASS DUNKIN DONUTS EATING PIECE OF WHITE TRASH
>>6502805
I'm just trying to play some pokermon Scotty, how about you holla somewhere else?
>>6502841
This is the ship I wanted.
The guy who will knock me down and knock me up
>>6502854
But anon you're the one with no taste. Salmon is the fucking bomb.
>>6502841
>>6502851
Oh, calm down, love, it's not like I'm going to kill you! And, truth be told... No, I couldn't tell, because you convinced me otherwise. Just go back to being confident, you idiot, I preferred you like that instead of this snivelling mess!
>>6502706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tm1ky3JJvo
>>6502852
Wh-What a great opening line! I bet you have a tragic backstory to go along with it, right?! Tell me, tell me!
>>6502873
DID SOMEONE SAY POKEMAN
>>6502869
>Dyes tounge green
>Eats Turnbuckle
heh nothing personell kid
>>6502898
Not the one on the phone idiot, the one with the owl and wrestlecat n shit.
>>6502851
Maybe! Maybe not! Who will tell? I'm pretty sure you could've carried me all the way.
Or at least check my ankle! Even if it wasn't all that badly needed.
>>6502914
My bad everybody
>>6502882
You're right, I need to calm down, I can't let him see me like that.
>>6502889
Darling, please keep your chuunibyou down, it could bother other people.
>>6502918
M-Maybe I could have, but I thought you were badly injured, I believed what you told me.
Post worst hair
>>6502954
>rustles
>>6502954
>>6502951
Yes, yes, calm down. You look positively pathetic like that. If America was here, he'd probably be trying to comfort you...
Alright. Do you feel better now? Not crying or anything?
>rustling struggle rustle!
>>6502954
How 'bout I post the best head of hair instead? Seems more productive.
>>6502951
D-Darling...? Ehehe...h-hello, K-Kudou-san... When did you get here?
>He looks around as if searching for something, or someone
Did the others come with you, or...a-are you alone?
>>6502962
>Opens the bag with a heroic flourish
Let us see what wonders are contained within this bag! Show yourself!
>>6502962
>stomps on
>>6502962
>>6502971
>burns the bag
>pop!
>>6502954
>>6502954
>
>>6502973
Man what a shit hair style
>>6502951
>You gives the girl a pat on the back
It's alright! I was just messing with you, don't take it seriously! You remind me of a friend, but that's something I'll keep for later.
It's getting late and I have to be home before it gets dark. Oh... before I go, my name's You Watanabe, but you can call me You!
>She jumps up and runs away, smiling and waving behind her
Sayonara!
oh wait, this isn't the fur thread
Dangit
>>6502992
Someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'.
>>6502968
>Mirei noods
Mhmm! No crying, not anymore, everything is going to be fine now!
>>6502976
>Mirei gets closer to Andou
Kudou-san? Come on, Darling, you know you shouldn't call me that anymore!
And why do you care about the others? Isn't having me here more than enough?
>>6502995
Alright, You, got it, see you around then.
>>6503013
you think your hair is cool but it's lame!
>>6503018
...
>He just laughs, patting the girl on the back.
Good! Why, I almost thought you were going to burst into tears! Y-You're not unnerved by me being a pirate-turned-gentleman-who-is-actually-the-personification-of-the-United-Kingdom, right?
>>6502968
Monsiuer Iggy, whats the difference between a smart English man and a unicorn
CAN'T
STOMP
THE
POMP
>>6503031
You know what happened to the last guy that said that? His house burned down. Unless you want everything you know and love to be nothin' but ash, I'd suggest shuttin' your yap.
>>6503044
Nothing, their both fictional characters
>nod
>>6502954
Every single character from Yu-Gi-Oh.
>>6503044
Oh, great, another insult. From you, no less. Let me guess; they don't exist?
>>6503058
N-No, the punchline is "They don't exist".
>>6503054
Your hair and vento aureo are equally bad
>>6503058
You're such a buzzkill
>>6503066
...yes. But its totally ruined now!
>>6503084
I don't know whether to thank him for ruining the fun, or slap him for butchering the punchline. Pick a better insult next time, I've heard that one about fifty times now.
>>6503076
The heck's a Vento Oreo? Are you callin' oreos AND my hair shit in the same sentence? I'm gonna hafta kick your ass twice as hard now.
>>6503040
It's somewhat weird... Really weird actually... But not unnerving, Just something I'll have to get used to. I might have time for that later, but right now I have to go, so bye, ummm, UK? I don't really know what I should call you.
>>6503018
>The chuunibyou begins to sweat as the weight of the situation dawns on him
Did I say Kudou-san...? M-My apologies, Mirei... Would you p-please back up a little...? As...happy as I am to see you, my cohorts of the literature club are important too!
Utsutsu is pretty cute desu
>>6503091
Just trying to lighten the mood Iggy, no need to get upset.
>>6503092
Bring it on kiddo.
>>6503093
You'll get used to it in time, love. When you get past that aspect, you'll find that we're relatively normal people. You can ask me those questions next time, I suppose.
And, for your sake, you can call me Britain, England, the U.K., my full title... Or just simply Arthur. As in, King Arthur. Farewell, love, and I'll see you next time. And maybe catch your name, too.
>>6503116
Upset? I'm just telling you to get a better insult next time, I've heard it fifty times now. Nothing about that implies I'm upset in the slightest.
>>6503099
That's much better!
>Mirei takes a step back
Of course darling, I know your friends are kind of important, and getting that close can wait until tomorrow, I need to sleep for now.
Bye bye~
>Mirei skips away cheerfully until she's out of sight
>>6503129
'Aight, gunna bring your ass to pound town...in a pain kinda way, not uh, not the other way.
>Beats you up super hard using chrazyu Dhaimond
>>6503137
Stop me if you heard this one.
How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
>>6503141
>Waving half-heartedly, he waits until she's out of sight before releasing a heavy sigh of relief
Good grief...
>>6503156
*is actually hologram*
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
Phhhhh nothing personal, kid.
*slices you in half*
>>6503163
...
Bloody hell. There's banter, and then there's tasteless insults. Get it over with.
>>6503184
Yo Britboy, Iron Maiden or Judas Priest.
>>6503184
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
>>6503175
MA-MASAK-
>Fucking dies
>Pucci resets the universe right as you slice him in half
>comes back as half the man he used to be
It's your time to climb up those stairs.
>>6503188
It's not "Britboy", and... Iron Maiden, I suppose. I haven't listened to their songs in a long time.
>>6503200
...
Funny. Bloody hilarious. Hmph. I may as well return the favour. Stop me if you've heard it before. Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
>>6503218
k
>does so
ezpz
>>6503222
Good man.
>>6503222
Because he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin? Booooring.
>>6503244
W-What would've happened if I said Judas Priest?
>>6503246
Bloody hell. It's the truth, though. Fine. Even if you probably know the punchlines to all to them.
How does every French joke start?
>>6503218
.....
>With nothing better to do, the girl proceeds to climb the stairs really slow, while having a notebook out in her hands.
>>6503218
What, that's it?
>climbs the stairs
Real creative....
>>6503263
You still would have been a good man, just less good since Maiden is superior.
>>6503263
Im already bored of these jokes. Let's talk about something else non? How was Iggy's fay today?
Also, hey everyone.
>>6503265
?
Hey, you're Mado...
>>6503279
Isn't that the truth. It doesn't take a genius to pick the superior band. I'm a good man through and through.
>>6503286
Oh, just because I was about to finish the joke, you decide to chicken out at the last second. Whatever.
Anyway, it's been... Okay, it hasn't been the best of days. I broke two promises over the past week.
>>6503291
Cheers, love.
There's no doubt in my mind that if these perpetual cluster of chats continues, my head is going to explode...guh...The way to get the day started is to quit talking and get DOING! I can recite long-winded monologues about myself too y'know. Feh.
None of that blab matters anymore. What matters is... what's behind this door? Guess who's been waiting behind this door the whole time? For centuries have I roamed the beyond. Now finally, I lay here, beside this very door awaiting for battle!!!!!
>>6503291
Greetings sweet-heart...
>>6503291
.....
>The girl shakes her head up and down at the individual, giving them an uncaring stare.
>>6503307
....
>Knocks on the door's surface, and begins to pull on the knob
>>6503306
..Hey.
UK I'm guessing?
>>6503307
Cut it out with the grand-standing and open the door already.
>she approaches it and yanks on the handle to open it.
>>6503318
...Right. Well... we talked before.
>she heaves a sigh as she sits on the top step
You remember me, right? I'm Urotsuki.
Is there a certain amount of events required for a code? If so how much would that be?
>>6503291
Bonsoir! What brings you here at this hour?
>>6503306
But don't you always break promises. Dont trust a English man as they say. What were they?
>>6503325
Rory-chan?
>>6503323
>She sticks her hand out to the individual named Urotsuki, and shakes her head up and down.
Hi.
>>6503307
That skeleton man with the cloak of skulls or something similar! Or maybe someone similar? Come in, come in!
>>6503323
I can't do much with "Hey, everyone", so cut me some slack.
Bloody hell, not even five minutes in and someone already guessed who I am? It must have been the accent, surely...
>>6503336
Not always, and that was during my colonial days, you twat. Anyway, erm... I broke two promises to the same person. I think her name was... Fran. Why do you want to know, exactly?
>>6503340
>>6503307
>>6503336
You again....
Is it so strange to see me here right now?
I'm here to get some air.
>>6503342
>urotsuki takes her hand and shakes it slowly
Hi right back...
...Hm.
>>6503351
I get it.
Yeah, it was your accent. What a wierd difference...
>>6503351
Oh nothing really. Just to find out more ways to make fun of you.
>>6503325
If you just start hosting, 40 - 50 events for each section should be sufficient for the start.
>>6503373
>In her left hand, was a notebook. Seeing no need for it in this situation, she puts it back into her pockets. Afterwards, the girl sits next to Urotsuki.
Hmmmmm... dreams.
Hllo there strong fightrs, I am garfielf an I'm look four a men namd jon. Hve you Sean him?
>>6503373
Its just not very lively at this hour, kinda boring. Also...I talked with Garry. You two are pretty close huh?
>>6503373
Good.
It was the accent. For God's sake, it can't be THAT noticeable! Argh! At least you didn't say my eyebrows. I don't know what I'd do if you pointed those out instead.
...I'm not a clever person.
>>6503374
...
I should have known. Well, since we have the ball rolling, let's get this done. I promised her I'd deliver her twenty bodies by... Monday, and I couldn't do that because she wasn't here when I came. Then, when I saw her again, I said I would be back in an hour to deliver the bodies to her then.
I came back after a day.
>>6503389
>Alright thanks. Also thought I'd stop by and check up on you guys as well.
>>6503373
I want to cum inside you
>>6503394
Nope.
>>6503318
>He pulls the knob and closes the door shut.
HEY! HEY! YOU'RE RUING MY BIG DEBUT!
>>6503323
>>6503351
>>6503363
I can grand-stand as MUCH AS I WANT TOO, A CHIL--- .....
>As you yank the door, a man draped in traditional Japanese kabuki clothes falls aloof and he stumbles back staging for his grand performance.
>He twirls his pole-arm in stage for his grand-performance.
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY THAT YOU'D NEVER OPEN THIS DOOR, AND I'D BE STUCK IN LIMBO! SEE THESE WEAPONS I PICKED UP IN THE RIFT?
>He wields two-daggers, a spear, a halberd and a bootlegged hand-me-down version of the Excalibur, as he gallantly twirls them exhibiting a stagy performance.
IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THEN MAGIC AND GUNS TO TAKE ME DOWN!
>>6503394
>Shakes her head from side to side.
>>6503412
Nupe? Wull than yu are useless two me.
Now dye.
>>6503395
Not as close as we used to be. But still somewhat close, sure. He's nice... Accepting. I appreciate him.
>>6503393
Dreams. Yeah...
>a small smile seems to be on her face
Both of us go through that right now, right?
I wrote all about mine this morning....
>>6503398
>grins
..Well, now I know to point those out.
I'm not even from an English-speaking country, so...It's noticeable.
>>6503418
>she picks up her chainsaw
..And who are you supposed to be?
>>6503422
Luks like you're hinding sumthing from me, it's it Jon? I Baylee you knew were Jon is.
>>6503418
Man, I was hoping it would be Goku this time...
Oh uh.... Hey.
>>6503424
Sorry to burst your dramatic bubble, but you can't kill anyone outside the arena.
>>6503437
Iz that sew, well than I have to kill yu later than.
>>6503418
...It wasn't the skeleton dressed in a cloak with skulls. Aw. Now, where was I-- OH MY GOD, THAT EXCALIBUR LOOKS ABSOLUTELY HORRID! WHERE IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY DID YOU GET THAT DREADFUL THING FROM?!
>>6503432
>The gentleman takes a deep breath, clenching his fists.
Do that, and you're not going to appreciate what happens next. I may be a gentleman, but I know my limits. Am I clear?
Eurgh. It's not even that prominent. If you came across me anywhere else, you'd just assume it's normal...
>>6503398
Don't make promises you can't mon amie, I hardly think you could bring five bodies let alone twenty and you would probably resort to grave robbing, because Gaia forbid that you can win a fight.
>>6503432
Oh? Were you two romantically involved at one point?
>>6503442
Good luck with that, cat.
>>6503418
>Looking up at the man with many arms and weapons, the girl raises a brow and takes out a notebook from her pockets.
>She then got on her tippy toes, and holds the book up to him.
Write your name.
>>6503432
Nice.
>She kept on her uncaring stare, and slowly pats Urotsuki's back.
What dreams?
>>6503436
Jon...
>Looking at the griund, the girl looks back up at the orange man.
is dead.
>Some Girl
>>6503457
Jon iz dead? Impossable, four teh last fue month I've been attck by rebles calaiming that they fight for Jon.
>>6503432
>"CRAP. MY NAME! HOW COULD I FORGET MY DAMN NAME? I GOTTA ACT COOL"
I am as curious as you are child, names are pointless... interesting that you'd bring a tool to a fight.... child.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
>>6503437
....hi....
>>6503445
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY HORRID!? TSK. YOU'RE JUST BLUFFING...and STALLING! Nice try though! It's going to take a lot more then some buck-toothed, beady-eyed, post boy to pull the wool from the eyes of the LEGENDARY GILGAMESH!
>He draws the daggers, shuffling left n' right resting the two pole-arms aside. Brandishing the 'excalipoor' in anger.
>>6503457
You're not as dynamic as I thought you'd be, kid, tsk.
>He snatches the book from he and writes his signature on the book.
....here you go, signed from the legend himself!
post avs and rate and all that jazz
>>6503500
So...
What are you doing here?
>>6503508
(Okay.)
>>6503485
If Jon is not dead... then Jon is traveling around.
>She takes out her notebook, and looks at the cat thing with a blank stare.
>>6503500
>With a little smile appearing on her face, she hugs the man's right leg and moves on with this weird place.
>>6503451
Please. Oliver gave me a wagon, and even lent me a few bodies he had stored away for some reason. Just enough to make twenty. Even if he's an idiot, I have to thank him for that.
And, well, I think things will work out eventually! I just hate that it took me this long to fulfill my promise. At least I can say it was because of the weather and sickness. That's good.
>>6503500
BUCK-TOOTHED?! I'LL BLOODY SHOW YOU BUCK-TOOTHED IN A MINUTE, YOU TWAT! AND THAT EXCALIBUR LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP CHINESE KNOCKOFF THAT YAO MADE FOR PETER'S BIRTHDAY! IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE I'M WITNESSING SOME SORT OF CRUDE AMALGAMATION OF PAINT AND PLASTIC!
>England's holding no prisoners, insulting everything he can.
>>6503508
For you.
>>6503445
Too bad, then. I ran into you here.
How's this place been, by the way?
>>6503451
That's what I thought I wanted from it. I might have gotten ahead of myself though.
That's all you really need to know though.
>>6503457
You're not the only one that lucid dreams.
It feels like mine are getting bigger lately...!
If I had to explain it though, it might take a while.
>>6503500
>she revs her chainsaw, glaring up at you
Cool...
Then I guess we won't have to waste as much time.
>>6503508
i don't even know if i'm conscious anymore
>>6503508
>Time to stop lurking.
>>6503508
K. Add some girl in and all that jazz.
>>6503522
I have a little free time so I wanted to at least make myself known for a bit, Good to see you Urotsuki.
>>6503508
>This plus Joshua from TWEWY coming soon
>>6503520
>Never really watched Hetalia but I'm guessing you're doing a good job.
>>6503523
>you pick some cool characters. Also ringabel is alright.
>>6503524
>smolgore is so damn cute and thank you for not having him act like a generic kid.
>>6503527
>appreciating that sol
>>6503508
>I guess I'm a ava.
>>6503516
Sew Jon is not ded than... thank u for gaving mue this infermation litle grill.
>>6503400
What kind of code you going for
>>6503537
>I was actually worried Smolgore was coming off as too much of a kid and not enough as Asgore. Glad to know I've got the balance down.
>Also, so you're who was asking about TWEWY characters a couple of days ago. Not played the game myself, but I did hear it was quite good.
>>6503522
You didn't answer my question.
Well, erm... It's not THAT bad! It's not like it's unintelligible or anything! Certainly not like Sweden's accent...
Hm? How's this place been? It's... Certainly a change of pace to the usual. I didn't intend to become a regular visitor here, but it seems that no one seems to mind my presence here. Why do you ask, love?
>>6503537
>It's easy, 'cause you have to stick with a certain trait of theirs and not make them act too irrational. You get a nine out of ten.
>>6503522
>She starts shaking her head up and down violently, while having her eyebrows raise.
Tell me. Sounds very interesting.
>>6503514
>Use Rachet and Clank more. And besides that, your dumb knuckles is pretty good. It ain't boom knuckles, but it is still knuckles.
>>6503520
>Too many countries/20
>I don't hate you, but have nothing to say to you.
>>6503523
>Go to bed.
>>6503524
>You keep doing you, since you're doing pretty fine. Maybe tone down the lore dumping a bit with spider, but that's it really.
>>6503537
>And like always, you're nice to talk to. So, got no problems with you.
>>6503538
>She only gives a thumbs up to the cat man.
>Some Girl
>>6503509
What am I doing here? How audacious of you to question a legend; for HE CHOOSES TO GALLIVANT WHERE HE PLEASES!
....nothingmuchbutbeingbored.
>>6503522
>He draws his whopping arsenal and points it directly towards your direction.
Boy... you're not so enthusiastic about this ain't yah?
>>6503520
....
>He's holding in the tears, from the cruel words disposed from the brtish man.
Oh-OH YEAH! W-well... YOU'RE JUST STUPID! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
...Wi-WIND SLASH!
>He takes a quick whip and lashes the 'excalipoor', shifting an intense deadly air pressure towards Arthur.
>GILGAMESH
>>6503544
A medieval/Gate code but I think there's already an existing medieval code so I'm not too sure how it'll work out in the end.
>>6503568
>I only really do the lore-dumping with Muffet if the RP calls for it. That doesn't happen with Smolgore because seeing as he is a child, the RP never goes into technical lore. With Muffet, it can.
>Smolgore
>>6503563
An alternate version of me that can actually cook. I don't know what he uses the bodies for, but I can only assume it isn't good.
>>6503568
>Not enough countries. Between you and me, I have two more coming up before I'm done.
>It's alright. I don't have much to say either.
>>6503572
>Overdramatically, he clutches his chest and falls to the ground, seemingly attacked by those harsh three words; "You're just stupid."
>Okay, maybe it was because of the wind, but a narrator can dream, 'kay?
ATTACK ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT THAT EXCALIBUR WILL STILL LOOK DREADFUL! GO GET A LEGITMATE ONE! THAT'S THE ONLY PROBLEM YOU HAVE!
>Eyebrows