/ERP/ thread. Buttholes edition precum: >>6491370

>>6500308
DMG is a cancer upon this awful community

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>>6500280
>How do you explain to someone that you've spent a third of your life in and out of cryostasis to be an AI's plaything? The simple mention of GLaDOS makes her brow sink down in a moody look, but she bobbles her head up and down in response. She is, indeed, the dangerous mute lunatic.

>>6500381
How you doing Paul?

>>6500381
Anxious is a stupid nigger
Paul too, if he's back

>>6500264 (Flan)
(Oh it's perfectly fine DMG, go take care of what you must. We can always pick up later, loving flan so far, have a good one)
>The lad's eyes widen as the curvy woman he'd always wanted was plunging down on him with a lustful look in her eyes. His whole body held strongly and tightly against her plump, sweet form as she locked lips with him in passion. He savored the sugary taste on his lips as he felt her softness press against him, her plush tummy and huge breasts rubbing against his frame.
Y...you taste so delicious flan~. This is almost as good as that cream custard we serve.
>The anon drifts into a pleasant sweet lull, reminiscing of his favorite sweet in the embrace.

>>6500381
Paul made him this way, tbqh.

>>6500381
>DMG actually trying to typefuck this place
>You being a whiny faceless bitch
>DMG is the problem

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>>6500426
(Screen cap your reply. I'll reply next time I'm around. Loves!)

These threads are dying because there is no butt sex anymore.

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>>6500447
(Forgot image)

>>6500447
DMG is a problem though. He likes to pretend that he's not a drama stirrer.
>>6500452
Nah, I've just successfully shitposted them for so long that people are leaving for F-list

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>>6500452
(That's why I'm here m8)

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>6500469
>Trying to frame DMG as a problem as you openly say you're shitposting

>>6500469
Fuck off Lore.

>>6500507
And denying the lack of butt sex.

>6500507
You're the one shitposting it.
Complaining about one of the few Avas typefucking in dead threads is like shitpost entry level retard. At least you got one (you), be proud of being that worthless.

>People being in thread when it's Virra's birthday
And you know who all the losers are

>>6500549
Oh, so it's just Virra shitting up the place as usual.

>>6500507
>>6500541
>They're still replying to the shitpost even when it openly admits to being a shitpost.
Stop giving it attention you retards.

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Heya everyone! Hope you had a good day today and are ready for fun! Worked today and will work a full shift tomorrow and I am rearing up for some fun!

>>6500501
(Heya Chell anon! Hope you had a good day today! Want to try and do that's Scout X Chell erp we been talking about, with Scout either being another test subject whom decides to screw GLaDOS [figurtively] and take Chell with him back to the surface and screw her [literally]?)

>>6500549
Virra's birthday? Time to head off to /ftt/.

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>>6500576
(Sorry; also meant to add as a possible scenario with him seeing her on the surface shortly after the Portal 2 ending.)

>>6500562
Everybody is there because she matters. Nobody is here because nobody here matters.

>Anons saying they're off to /ftt/ like they're wanted here
Toppest of keks

>>6500624
I'm going there so I can get off to people saying 'oh ur so hot suck my dick' and 'oh i suck it so good' while posting pictures of anime tits
No soul in that place. It's embarrassing

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>>6500624
It always amuses me how these anons get a peanut gallery going around these avas, and then get all offended when avas don't fucking want to be here. Combine that with the general lack of substance to their posts, and it's shocking how much self-entitlement seems to drip from them.

Not shilling F-list or /ftt/ by the way, just making a note.

>>6500664
Why do you think people have been listening to Lore and moving to f-list?
He's correct.

>>6500664
This, to be honest.

>>6500664
Something made anons change. What could it be?

>>6500647
You just described/erp/ on a good day.

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>>6500686
My mind/weather control beam mothafucka!

>>6500682
Nobody listens to Lore, he's a joke even in the hugbox discords where he's supposed to be "liked".

>>6500707
Hi Virra

>>6500695
Jesus fucking Christ not even close.
People here actually try to stay in character and try to roleplay. Most put effort into their posts. Even the worst here complete and utterly destroy /ftt/'s """"roleplay"""".

>>6500686
People kept kowtowing to what anons wanted to do, instead of doing what they enjoy.

>>6500721
I have been shown by the quality roleplay in this thread thus far. :^)

>>6500707
What hugbox is he even in?

>>6500386
Oooohh, so you are the one gal with the Portal Gun!
....
Mind if I play with it?
>The man cleared his throat, secretly hoping she'd say "Yes".

>>6500707
Sup Virra

>>6500721
>/erp/
>quality roleplaying
AHAHAAH
I bet you think that DMG is good at roleplaying, too.

>>6500765
Compared to that shithole? Yes.

>>6500707
Hi Virra

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>>6500682
Lore is a cunt who replies to his own shitposts, but in all honesty, he is right. You have a small number of decent RPers left, and it seems like even they're strained lately. I don't know what's going to happen when they get tired of it.

>>6500686
Striking back at Paul put people on a high horse. The fight to drive off legitimately bad avas became upturned noses and 'standards', enforced by shitposting squads consisting of people who for some reason thought two-liner anonymous posts are the gold standard here.

>>6500707
>Someone says it's Virra's birthday
>What Virra does on his birthday is shit talk someone who has been gone for months

>>6500721
They're only there to fap. Something /erp/ has forgotten about.

>>6500776
You literally said you still shitpost in these threads, Lore. We all saw it but didn't comment cause your a cringy fucking dick that makes everybody uncomfortable.

>>6500707
>Like 4chan
>Like /erp/
>Enjoy /erp/ on 4chan
>Don't want to go to some offsite for fun
Why is this so hard to understand

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>>6500787
>Something /erp/ has forgotten about.
Something erp metaposters have forgotten about desu. Except me. I'm better than that. When I come into the thread it's either to throw my dick around or put it in something.

>>6500774
Reminder: Paul ruined this place.

>>6500813
At least he's not making it worse now

>>6500771
Considering how shitty the anons are at roleplaying, they should fuck off to /ftt/ so their shit writing skills can stay confined to somewhere else.
>>6500774
Lore has always been right about these threads though. I've helped him shitpost because he was right, and the only way these threads will ever become somewhat tolerable is if every single character leaves and the anons have to realize they need to fuck off, stop being self inserts, or get good. Shitposting squads are hilarious and make people so mad, too.

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>>6500576
(The surface ending is more appealing.)

>>6500755
>Instinct screams at her to keep the porcelain white device at her side, the reflex to grab it at the first sign of danger long since burned into her nerves. But after a moment of contemplation, she very begrudgingly holds out the shelled pump-nozzle. Her hand signs make it very clear that he shouldn't touch the end piece.

>>6500810
>Implying anyone wants your dick.

Stop shitposting

post cards/music

https://youtu.be/4uYVwToGzI4

>>6500805
Because some retards like Lore keep shitposting and want people to join his shitty F-List subgroup/channel where he's Admin and is desperately trying to get people from here by shilling F-List.

>>6500827
Yet I feel at times that it's broken beyond repair.

>>6500851
>/erp/
>post music
You're part of the problem.
You and all the other niggers who post off topic shit like 'POST BUTTS XD' or 'WHATS ERP LISTENING TO'

>>6500853
Dude fuck that, I would never want to be an f-list channel mod for you autists. It would be like looking at an AMV all the time with all the generic anime characters on my screen.

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>>6500842
(Gotcha; posting starter!)

>A ways off from the standard battle field, Scout took this opportunity to sit down within the wheat fields to eat a sandvich (one which he stole from Heavy earlier that day). Hearing the sound of what appeared to be...something, that wasn't war; he twisted his head over and stared down what that was.
Uh...hello?
>He called out, waiting to see if a response came.

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>>6500851
Sure. Lurking.
Might power through that Flan RP just to liven this place up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed7Uo6A32wE

>>6500842
Ooooohh~!
>The man smiled as he examined the device closely, making sure not to fire it. The man was a nerd: glasses, thin and his rugged clothes were a clear indication of that.
I just wonder how this device is powered to keep firing... And let's not talk of how this thing works!
>After several minutes, he handed the Portal Gun back to Chell, smiling and amazed.
The things you can do with it...

/erp/ is actually dead. Not memeing, not trying to start anything. The community is split, there's no point to the threads anymore.

Discord took away a sizable chunk of the population and was always a good alternative to serious rp.
The anons who wanted a quick fap and masturbate to minor rp went to /ftt/
People who were the middle ground have left and haven't come back/rp very sparingly.
Now it's all meta posting, just like mine and yes I realize the hypocrisy.
Give it a pyre funeral and move on.

>>6500901
>Replying to Paul

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>ERP/FTT tier list
>should have
Actually typefucking
>can have
asking for music/butts/cards to get things rolling
>don't need
Whiny bitch ass anons playing the what's better game or pointing the finger at people trying to move it along.

Now shut your asses and let the thread either do or die.

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>>6500846
There are people who want my dick and don't know it. Like you, anon.
You want my dick.
You want it BAD.

>>6500903
Anyone who still wants to RP moved to private messaging or F-List.
>>6500901
>I need to keep the threads alive!
Get your hero complex shit out of here. You helped kill the threads with your literally gay drama with Paul.

=-=FINAL TIER LIST=-=

1.) Mettaton

...

...that's it.

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>>6500813
He really did. Textbook definition of the word 'toxic'.

>>6500837
>I've helped him shitpost
On the off-chance that you're not Lore stroking your own stubby e-peen, you're almost as bad as the drama whores. At this point you're just making excuses for wanting to stir up shit because you're bored.
The anons need to shape up or ship out, but don't pretend your autism is helping anything.

>>6500925
I kinda want your dick.
I get off to your degrading me as a person.
Like, you obviously want nothing to do with me and will make fun of me for existing...and its kinda hot...

>>6500901
(You wanna pick back up DMG? I'm still here if you want to, but don't do it just for me or the thread. If you feel like you'd enjoy keeping going go ahead, if you feel pressured or time crunched right now it can still wait.)

>>6500853
It's hilarious how much he shitposts, even inside his own seekrit club he tries to make everyone believe it's someone 'false flagging' and that 'this place really is falling apart', despite the giddiness he shows when he talks about it being totally transparent.

>>6500953
I'm not making any excuses though. What I am saying is that I deliberately have been driving this shitty general into the ground because Lore is correct in that your anons here are never going to improve, because they're lazy faggots that are only interested in playing self inserts and getting themselves off instead of the person on the other side of the screen.
Anons need to go.

>>6500901
I'm the anon that suggested getting squeezed dry by Mileena, then being forced to fuck her to please her body with cock and her mind with mindbroken moans. Would you be up for that?

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>>6500901
(Heya DMG! Up for some fun with DMG/Daisy or Harley/Scout after Flanny? Timing has been a inconvenience so far...)

>>6501007
Wouldn't you find it hilarious if a bunch of autists on the internet keep using you as a boogeyman?

>>6501007
The funny thing is he gets easily shut up rather meekly when people get tired of his shit.
He's the definition of a dog who is all bark and no bite.

>>6501008
Make us, motherfucker.

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>>6500988
L-mayo.

>>6501040
This.

Lore is really nice in a private conversation. It's strange how he acts like a total dick for no reason.

>>6501059
Did you try asking him? The reason he gave me is, and I quote, "Why would I care about a bunch of anonymous faggots"

>>6501056
I'm a degenerate
sorry for fantasizing about you.

>>6500903
>Still no access to this mysterious and fabled Main /erp/ Discord
Anyone able to give invites privately I'm Poolt#0229

>>6501040
I've never seen him stop shitting on people regardless of that.

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>>6500998
Better than drinking alone, and better than what thread is right now. Lets fuck until we feel good about ourselves.

>>6500426
D-don't get any ideas! Don't... chew on anything. I don't know how I work!
>She says with a shutter of worry filling her, her ever curvy body grinding atop the young man, her sweet candy lips pecking about his lips and face, leaving a bit of the sweet treat over his face, her sticky trails also leaning over his body, sticking to his close and tented erection.
Hey.. You're not getting.. turned on are you? You don't wanna fuck me when I'm like this, do you?

>>6501027
>>6501031
I don't think I have the will power to play two character at once right now. I like all those ideas, but right now I think I'll stick to one character, and I owe that guy Puddin.

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>>6501119
(Alright, I understand. Take care DMG!)

>>6501111
(Nice far quad farquads on quads.)

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>>6500903
>Always get ignored or never get to finish sessions on Discord when trying for erp
>Went over to /ftt/ but never really felt comfortable
>Threads are threads
It was a nice run, I guess.

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>>6500892
>The rustling of the wheat behind him stops, and a barely discernible spot of black behind the rows suddenly crouches down, like a predator stalking toward its prey. Not a sound comes from it, as if trained even to keep their breath silent, and it seems to be waiting to see what the scrawny little Bronx man will do.

>>6500902
>It could save one from a broken neck, that was for sure. The handheld device slips back over her arm where it rightfully belongs, her fight or flight instrument until the bitter end. A firm huff comes from her at his gawking, a silent affirmation that it is indeed a wonderful machine. Though her eyes are lined with stress and fatigue, she seems no less rock solid than any war horse, nodding at the nerd.

>>6501241
>always ignored on Discord
>always ignored on these threads
>always ignored on /ftt/
At least you're doing better than I am.

>>6501119
(Feel better already with you around, thanks DMG)
>The young lad was losing himself to the bliss of his boss's hug. Feeling her sweet, plump body against him as he tasted her lips from their kiss.
What? N..not if you don't want to! I mean, how could we...?
>He snaps out of his arousal for a brief moment at her prodding questions. Wondering if he may be being just a bit too forward with the full bodied woman sitting atop him. Not that his bulging pants could keep the lie.
O..ok no sex if you're uncomfortable! H..how about I just have a snack. Can I get some of that special cream custard! It's our specialty here I love it! Oh please boss it tastes as perfect as you look!

>>6501265
>>6501241
Sounds like you guys are bland. Maybe stop being generic anons?

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>>6501242
>His eyes notice a flickering of color among the field. Slowly, he began to inch his way forward, breathing a bit heavier.
U-uh; is someone there?
>The anxious, curious Boston promised, still having some of the snadvich from earlier in his hand.

>>6501242
Well, at least you're standing strong! If there's something I like that is strong, beautiful women!
You happen to be one, so naturally I'm very interested in you...
>Perhaps because that opened the possibility of further examining the Portal Gun.

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>>6501241
>the people you want to RP with ignore you
>autists and people you don't like won't leave you alone

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>>6501268
Cream?...
>She asked with a questable look on her face, lifting herself off of the aroused young man, leaving a bit of herself with him in a form of a sticky residue on his pants. She pops a finger onto her chin as she thinks, slipping the puddin made finger into her mouth, suckling on it for a moment before looking down, seeing through her transparent skin she sees her breasts filled with a creamy white goop. Her lewd mind filters to the best way to get at the sweet treat, taking a few steps away from him and walking into her office, leaving a foot print every step before plopping her bottom down on her spinning office chair. She pats her sticky lap, letting bits of sugar fly about the room as she smiles at you
Come on! If you want the cream you gotta suck it out!

>>6501324
Fun fact. Maybe that's a sign you're one of the fucking autists who won't leave them but are even more ungrateful than the ones coming to you.

>>6501347
Ignore perhaps was the wrong word; the ones I like don't have interest in me. I haven't harassed anyone, though. This ain't no Anxious kinda shit

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>>6500851
(Not listening to music at the moment)

(Also...Plenty of flesh on the menu...COME AND GET IT!~)

>>6501369
Please correct to "plenty of two sentence long, generic, copy pasting rp on the menu"

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>>6501369
LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK IN THE MENU BOYS

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>>6501369
Heya Princess Celestia! Hope we have some fun tonight!

Think this is where we left off; do you mind continuing or did I miss your reply?

Or do you want to start over?

>>6501345
>The employee gladly followed her to her office, believing that was where the prized confection was stashed. Only to be wide eyed in surprise at what he heard next from the seated woman.
I have to ...I have to what?
>The young hand looks at the hand at her lap, only to find his eyes caught on her huge, plump breasts; now looking filled with a heavy white dessert. He just realized where his favorite dessert came from, and it made him want it even more. Without a single objection he plops down on his boss' cushion soft thighs. He closes his eyes and leans in to her chest, stopping just before her nub.
I...It would be rude to serve myself! Please boss~?

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>>6501395
(You just made me chuckle)

>>6501401
(Haven't responded so I'll be doing that now)

>Her ass bounced as it was slapped, his hand leaving a bright red hand print on her cheek

Oh yes~

>She leaned in and whispered softly into his ear

Give me everything you got~

>>6501369
Cammy White plz

>>6500903
>Give it a pyre funeral and move on.
Pyre implies wood I think. This place is a garbage and tire fire, those things can burn for literally years on end.

>>6501472
You could have replaced your image with absolutely any generic female and it would not change the RP in the slightest. This is why you are all awful.

>>6501008
As an ava, it is pretty hilarious to see how badly you understand the threads and how self important you are about it to boot. Anyone who actually wants to lewd just ignores your shitposts, the best you get out of it is some (You)s.

Rping with shy anons who self insert is the whole reason I come to this thread! They are lovely. And it's not about gitting gud, these threads are all about getting people off and just messing around. The quality police posts are beyond silly; no one takes you fags seriously. And while you are in an autism rage about other people having fun in a way you don't like, we'll be lewding.

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>>6501431
>With a roll of her eyes she stuffed the mouth of the young emplyee with his sweet treat. The filling sweet taste covering his pallet with the sugary, creamy taste, she ran her hand along his hair to calm him as her sweet, chocolate nipple filled his mouth, she giggled slightly at the sensation only to push her sticky body on him more. The transparent skin only made it easier to see as the cream begins to inch closer and close, ready to fill his mouth
Haha! That tickles! Come on! Suck it in!

>>6501472
Yes my beautiful queen~
>He muttered back, huskily whispering into her ear, licking and kissing it before slapping his hands onto her sides and flipping her over, so her ass was up and ready to be pounded, as he slaps her fold with three fingers,inserting the second one into her cunt.

You know...how about you tell me what you want me to give you first~?

>He teasingly inquired, brushing her hair aside so he can see both eyes.

Tell me as much as you can...

>>6501517
The shy anons are incredibly boring to roleplay with. You can delude yourself into thinking otherwise, but they are bland and uninteresting. It's like saying you enjoy unsalted crackers over a sandwich.

>>6501546
Literally seething

>>6501518
ew

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>>6501517
>shy anons who self insert

So you're awful /and/ you encourage the worst type of anon, congrats.

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>>6501484
(How do you want to do this?)

>>6501556
Here comes dat argument!
OH SHIT! WADDUP?!?

>>6501556
The most hilarious part of this is that the characters/players here who act like they're noble or 'above it all' for roleplaying with the worst users in the threads, like the one you're replying to right now.

>>6501567
That's one lovely... Uniform, ma'am, if I may say so myself!

>>6501556
Real talk here, have you ever stopped to consider that other people might like things you don't like, and that is okay? Or are you too far down the shitposting rabbithole to have any self awareness anymore?

>>6501602
Wanting the other player to put in as much effort as you is the way that roleplaying should go. Shy, self insert anons are the worst because they are the absolute laziest type of roleplayer.

>>6501518
Flan~
>The enamored employ could only think to mutter her name as she pushed his mouth into her huge, soft, sweet teat. Her gentle strokes of his hair encouraged him to latch and begin gently suckling for his favorite taste. He opened his eyes to see her cream march teasingly forward from her breast, excitedly nursing it forward until it reaches his tongue. He happily coos out compliments to her as he starts to drink down his first sips.
Mmm~ It tastes even better fresh flan!

>>6501619
So in other words, no? Just checking, thanks.

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>F list is better
>DMG is cancer
> Anons are cancer
Stop biting people come on

>>6501551
This. Lore and/or his little buttbuddy up there are pretty assmad.

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>>6501630
>This attempt at being smug
All you just did was prove that he's right.

>Shy self insert anons are bad
>ignoring self insert avas like Luffy, Owain, Rance, and Jiro

>>6501657
The only self insert there is Jiro and he actually is competent at writing

>>6501657
ERP is all about making a connection with another person. The quality of the writing itself is really transient, unless that is all you are after. If so, why not just stay playing with a tiny group of people you already like, or read smut VNs, etc?

>>6501676
They're shitposters, it's that simple.

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>>6501541
>She shot him a look of pure lust and desire her eyes softly glowing

I want you...To take your incredible cock and shove it up my tight, plump and heart shaped ass until I can't take it anymore!~

>>6501556
>Actually worry constantly that I'm being self-indulgent and selfish in my ERPs
So... how do I not?

>>6501676
They feel so inferior themselves they have to lash out against what they feel is the LCD instead of just feeling good about themselves and enjoy the thread regardless.

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>>6500308

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>>6501594
Is it? I find it to be a little...Tight

>She flexes a little her uniform caressing every single curve of her body

>>6501696
Take a yes or no from people respectfully.
Don't take advice from shitposters who spam the same comic over and over

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>>6501625
Shh shh shh. Enjoy my love
>She whispers as her calming stroking begins to lower down his body from his hair, down his neck and calming his cheek until it slips down his chest. Patting at his aroused crotch, undoing his pants she releases the mass hidden under it, exposing his full, swelling cock, her sticky hand grips it firmly as he sucks away at her teat, his as her hand begins it's slow movements the cream begins to drip into hsi mouth, the sweet sugar enough to cause a tooth ache fills his mouth, the slippery hand pumping at his erect cock
Drink my sweetheart~

>>6501723
>People I disagree with are shitposters
Are you retarded

>>6501692
And I want you to take it all and than some while you are screaming in joy...
>He declared, yanking his boxers off, revealing his nicely shaped member while his thick, meaty dick rubbed and caressed each others butt cheeks.

>>6501696
No, it's really fine. A lot of avas play specifically to let anons be self indulgent, that is the appeal. Try to pick up on signals they send with their writing if you can, but really ERPing should be a thing you can just relax doing.

>>6501717
It does look tight indeed but I'm sure that it looks great on you! Besides, what kind of uniform is that?
Judging by the red beret and those lovely, toned legs with camo I'm willing to bet you're... Special Forces?
>The man asked with some curiosity in his voice, arms crossed in front of his chest while a pair of eyes behind his glasses glanced at her fit, nearly flawless form.
Of course, if that's top-secret information then don't worry about it!

>>6501751
Those avas are the reason these threads are so awful. They make the anons feel entitled to get whatever they want.

>>6501723
>spam
>haven't even posted it in over a month
You're offended by a comic, aren't you? It describes you, huh?

>>6501787
Of course they're offended, it hits home hard as fuck for them.

>>6501730
Love~?
>The employee's eyes were focused on his boss's face as he heard her speak those words. Looking at her in a loving disbelief as he kept nursing from her sweet breast.
T..this is like a dream. Please keep going flan you feel amazing!
>He gleefully chirps out from her bust at her first few strokes. His cock stiff and rigid in her soft, smooth grip. Her first strokes gentle but firm to bring his cock to it's fullest as he drank. Teasing her chocolate nipple as her cream flowed steady to his mouth.

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>>6501751
(And have fun with it of course)

>>6501745
>Her body just quivers with absolute lust her pussy begins to drip and her knees begin to buckle

I can't take it...Please fuck me, my love! Fuck me!!~

>>6501841
That's what I love hearing...~
>He whispered into her ear, suckling her ear lobe as he roughly thrusted his meaty shaft into her pussy, making her moan louder than before, fucking her pussy faster and harder than before.
Good job baby; you're a good wife~

>>6501751
Nobody's that selfless, and anyone who says they are lack self-awareness and inevitably burn themselves out with their savior complex. Part of the reason these threads have gotten so awful is that avas aren't treated as our equals in general.

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>>6501768
Well you're not that far off mate

>She crosses her arms which make her luscious tits rise a little

Basically when Special Forces bite the dust or fuck up royally....They call us in

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>>6501841
>>6501874
>Writing less than 100 words in an RP response
holy shit

>>6501876
Nah, anons are the worst part of the thread.

Stop whining

>>6501892
Fuck off. Not everyone likes writing Shakespearean soliloquies when they're getting their internet dicks wet.

>>6501242
Are you okay Chell anon?

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>>6501892
>Getting your self worth from insulting two people enjoying themselves on a Mongolian chicken asphyxiation browser.

>>6501787
Isn't that comic the exact opposite? Like, it describes you, not the people you are talking to.

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>>6500308
But what if I have a foot fetish?

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>>6501830
>The filling white cream filled his cheeks as he drank down, the creamy sugar filling his senses, the smell overtaking him, the taste almost to much to handle. The texture itself slithering down the back of his throat tickled the sensitive flesh of his insides. Her reply being but a simple giggles as the goopy, slimey hand jerked his member more and more, begging for cream of her own as she worked his cock, stroking again and again. Her free hand resting under his head forces his eager mouth into her chest once more, forcing more and more sweet cream into his mouth.
No more words. I want you to enjoy!

>>6501913
>100 words is a soliloquy

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>>6501941
Here you go!

>>6501787
>It is so engrained in your mind to shitpost it you remember how long it was since your last time
>Oh wow you're the pathetic one

>>6501903
Well yeah, it's up to anons to actually communicate with avas on an equal level and not put them on pedestals or treat them like dirt - unless this is their fetish, of course.

What I'm getting at is, fuck off Lore.

>>6501930
You don't even know who I am.

>>6501887
Blimey! That's bloody fantastic!
>Said the male with a goofy smile as he tried to emulate a British accent. Chuckling, he shook his head and cleared his throat, coughing into a closed fist before speaking up once more.
Sorry about that... I'm glad to see that our World's peace is in safe hands thanks to diligent and amazingly skilled soldiers like yourself.
>His eyes, of course, focused on Cammy's breasts. There was a noticeable hint of lust behind them, obviously he was attracted to the British Operative. After all, she was incredibly good-looking.
I can tell you're not wearing anything behind that uniform...
>Considering that he managed to notice her flesh buds behind that tight suit, he was most likely right!

>>6501957
Anons shouldn't be put at an equal level as the people putting in more effort than they are.

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>>6501874
>She grunted and her back began to arch just slightly finding it difficult to stand up any further she dropped down to her knees in a face down ass up position

>>6501951
I want to drown in pudding.

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>>6502019
That'd be cool if I wasn't 7/10 drunk. Sorry!

>>6501957
Whoever you are, you seem really up yourself and acting like you are the sole arbiter who get stop decide what kind of RP is good and bad (assuming you are the one who posted that comic). You are also possibly a drama queen, so stop that too.

>>6501943
>The young lad was lost to the pleasures of Flan's sugary curves as she held him closer and closer to her. His face buried in her warm, soft breast as he sucked as much as he could from her. The dessert flowing steady and delightfully down his gullet, chugging down as much as his sweet tooth and stomach would let him. His cock obeyed her motions at the same time, her slimy hand well lubricated for the act. Her increasing speed and strength wore him down in little time at all, his throbbing shaft already dripping with his precum as he nursed in luxury.
I...It's so sweet Flan! So filling, I don't think I can keep going. I...I hope your ready for your creamy treat as well.
>He remarks as he begins to reach his limits at her body, slowing his pace on her sweet breast and brimming to burst in her hand.

>>6502030
Don't worry, its not like you're going anywhere for the time being... I hope. We'll find another time.

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>>6501962
>She smirked and walked up to him leaning in she whispered into his ear softly and seductively

Well of course...Don't you know the best soldiers are the ones who go...Commando?~

>>6502017
>Pounding her body faster, he brings her far up with one cuffed hand and kisses her tired lips.
Mmmhm...good wife...
>He slams her ass hard with his cock as well as his hand, moaning into her ear.
Tell me; how much do you need this?
>He inquired, licking her ear for a second.

>>6502058
.................
>The bespectacled male remained silent for a while before shaking his head in bewilderment. that pun was awfully clever. Way too clever. To the point he was unsure of what to say about it. It took him a couple of moments before gathering his thoughts as the joke had quite the punch!
That... That was good. Really good.
>With her seductive voice whispering to him, the male decided to wrap his arm around her form, pressing his chest against hers. A sly smile formed on his lips, his dak brown eyes scanning her enticing form.
How about... We go to your place?

>>6502058
Quality pic cammy. Muh dick

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>>6502046
>With a tight grip on his member she grips it a few more times, as hard as her sugary hand can she grips your member hard, making sure the pulsing cock was firmly grasped as she speaks
Cum for me~
>She says bluntly, her half lit eyes gazing at the leaking member, the pre flowing into her "skin" and becoming one with her, she patted the head of the anon as he sucked away.
Cum for me darling, please?

>>6502053
You couldn't kill me if you wanted to <3

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>>6502094
UNF!~

>Her body shudders as her asshole clamps down onto his cock with a vice grip just ready to milk him dry

I needed this more than Pinkie Pie needs sugar!!~

>>6502222
And I could never dream of doing so.
>Hugs the pudding before leaving

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>>6502121
We could do that if you really want to....But I think the folks in the sniper tower would frown on that

>>6502173
(Cheers! That one was one of my favorites)

>>6502239
>He chortles at that, lips slamming down onto her own, humming eagerly as he thrusts lustfully into you, hands gripping hard on your tits, twisting and flicking their nipples.
That's it, baby...
I'm gonna cum; are you ready for me~?

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>muffled loli sounds in the distance

>>6502266
>>6502266
Well, we could go to my place then!
it's nearby and we don't have to worry about pesky snipers!
>His hand, which was previously resting on her back, slowly reached for one of those amazing buttocks, giving it a grope while he looked at Cammy with a knowing grin. Clearly, his intentions were clear.
What do you say, Miss Commando?
>Obviously, he had no idea about what was her name!

>>6502222
(Who'd want you gone? Nice quads)
Hah~!!...
>The young man moans loudly in passion as he felt his lover place a vice grip on his cock. His length felt as though it were completely covered in a firm, tight warmth as he felt it being pumped for all he's worth. He nuzzled into her breast to take his last heavy sips from her sugary teat, licking the chocolate nipple clean before pulling himself off after gorging on the sweet.
A..anything for you flannery!
>He gladly complies as he keeps himself in her cleavage at her begging and calm pats. He stops holding back and blows his powerful load into her hand. He could feel his entire length lovingly massaged as his head was milked clean of all the semen he could bear for her. Climaxing heavily until he exhausts himself entirely, going limp in her gelatinous grasp and catching his breath.
D...did I please you flan. I can tell you you certainly made me feel unlike anything before.
>He coos out to his boss in the afterglow, kissing and nuzzling her chest as he gives her a warm hug.

>>6502287
>Muffled headpat sounds

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>>6502338
>The little girl grins like an idiot up into the headpats
Aww hiya Mr!

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>>6502324
>(Who'd want you gone?
>(A lot of people desu senpai.
>Cool if we stop here? I'm bad at the after cum stuff. Hope you enjoyed!

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>>6502274
>She panted and her anus clenched down more her pussy making a puddle underneath her

Yes, my love! Fill my ass with your hot jizz! Make me spray everywhere!~

>>6502287
>muffled noises of interest

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never forgetti

>>6502381
(Perfectly fine DMG, I greatly enjoyed, quite a fun ava. Thank you for your time, hope you enjoy yourself, have a great night!)

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>>6502406
I enjoy myself when I know my partner enjoyed themselves.
I do this for you guys, not for me.
Goodnight anon, night <3

>>6502383
>He grits his teeth, groaning as he gives her a couple more rough pounds before finally crying out in delight, squirting all inside of her pussy, painting her walls white. He slaps her ass as hard as he can, twisting her nipples, doing whatever he can to make her cum. He collapses on top of her, embracing her with his head on her chest, smiling up and kissing her lips.
Mmmhm...
I love you, my princess...
I missed you so much...

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>>6502310
>Her ass will be plump and well toned

Sounds good to me lover boy...And my name's Cammy

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>>6502397
>Chicken-chan pads over to the sounds of interest and peeks around the corner to see where they are coming from

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>>6502444
>She climaxed hard her pussy spraying all over the ground she collapsed and looked up at him with love in her eyes

I missed you too~

>>6502474
Cammy... I'll remember that name.
>Still groping that fantastic ass, the male headed back to his place with the Commando next to him. After some minutes of walking, they reached his apartment: While not exactly a luxury, it was quite neat and clean!
>After locking the door behind them, he released his grasp from her rear and turned his attention to Cammy.
So, what's next?
>The male with glasses asked as he proceeded to undress, taking his jacket and shirt off, followed by his jeans, sneakers and underwear! He stood there, naked before Cammy. His form was slender, somewhat toned and his skin had a light shade of brown. His length was... Adequate. Not too big but certainly slightly above average.

>>6502512
>He sighed with delight, kissing her eagerly, suckling on her bottom lip.
Ah...
>He pulled off, nuzzling against her.
I love you, my perfect wife...

>>6502483
>As she peeks around the corner, a finger lightly collides with her nose. There's a boy with a cheeky grin on his face; hand coiled in a flicking gesture.
Yo! Doing well?

>>6502483

Anon sip a cup of tea while wondering what and who is making all this muffled sound ...

Where all da furries at

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>>6502565
>She smirked and looked around taking it all in

Hmm...Got a camera?

>>6502622
As a matter of fact...
>The bespectacled male walked towards a nearby table, taking a hold of a camera he had recently bought for his... Part-time job. Turning it on, he showed it to the British Commando with a smile.
... I do.
Why, what are you exactly thinking?

>>6502616
F-list, for good reason. You can actually have fun roleplaying there.

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>>6502572
!!!
>chicken-chan goes crosseyed at the flick, and stumbles right back, momentarily on one leg, her other one flung out in a big arc before she steadies herself again
Gah, Quick Attack, you got me...oh hiya, it's you~ Umm, I've been doing good. Lotta..Poke..stuff! Uhuh.

>>6502584
>She peeks up over the table, the loli's mischievous eyes peering up at the cup of tea and the anon sipping it
Hiiiii~
>The face disappears under the table again

>>6502616
Luckily not here.

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>>6502566
>She smiled and nuzzled against him riding the glow of her climax

And I love you, my perfect husband

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Sup bitches

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>>6502646
We make a little movie that's what I have in mind...

>She smirks and slides her uniform down to where only her tits are out

>>6502656
That's my revenge from last tie. I hope you didn'tthink you'd get off lightly!
>He sticks his chest out confidently as she falters from his heavy blow, although he's quick to help her get steady in case she actually falls over.
Is that right? Did you catch anything other than that creepy Rowlet of yours?

>>6502656

>Surprise by the sudden, high pitched salutation Anon half chocked on his tea, coughing and sputtering it in every direction.
Holy Guacamole, what the heck was that?
>Trying to clean up itself at the best it was allowed he starting searching in every nook and place.

I don't think the 2nd episode of the Grand Tour was as good as the first one

>>6502707
A movie, uh? I don't mind... I'm rather, hmm, used to it!
>Said the male with a playful grin as he turned the camera on and placed it on top of a shelf, where it could record everything between him and Cammy.
>Approaching the British operative, he wrapped an arm around her form once more but this time it took a hold of one of her breasts. Facing the camera, he gave it a wave before planting a quick kiss on Cammy's cheek.
So, what should we do now?

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>>6502725
I liked the All You Need is Kill parody.

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>>6502749
>She laughed a bit enjoying this situation already

Why don't you tell me...Mr Director

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>>6502718
>Chicken-chan wobbles a bit right on the balls of her feet, throwing her arms around her and waving them in circles, til finally she lands back on her soles. She pouts and harrumphs, folding her arms.
Rowly's not creepy. He's cute! Super duper cute! And..n-no..I...Its just me and Rowly now, okay? That's all I need..
>She looks away somewhat bashfully

>>6502720
>Quiet snickering sounds come from under the table - anon searches in vain until suddendly from under the tablecloth, a smug looking head wearing a red hat appears right between his legs!
Whatcha doin?

>>6502835
Well...
>Kissing her lips for a split second, the man released Cammy from his grasp before sitting on a nearby couch, spreading his legs a bit to present his erection to the fighter.
How about you come here and lick this nice and clean before I use it to fill your insides with cum?

>>6500308
This thread is missing butthole sniffing RP.

>>6502847
>Anon looked at the strange kid coming out from under his table and gave out a long deflating sigh.
I was just chilling and enjoying some tea but then a wild Chicken Girl appeared.

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>>6502859
>She grinned and winked to the camera making her way over there down on all fours crawling like a bitch in heat

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Go /erp/ go, stay alive, make ERP great again!

>>6502907
>stay alive
The thread's already a zombie

>>6502703
>Gives (You) a pity (You)
Sorry

>>6502906
....
>Taking a hold of his erect shaft with one hand, the man waited patiently for Cammy to get closer. It was invigorating, to know that someone who could kill him in 20 different ways with her arms and legs alone was going to pleasure him with her mouth.
So, one of the finest Special Operatives lusting after me like a lowly whore...
My, my~ What can you say about that, Cammy?

>>6502907
Maybe if you fucked people here it would be more alive.

>>6502907
/erp/ is thankfully dead, only attention whoring faggots like DMG are trying to keep it alive, since this is the only reason they have to live.

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>>6502929
Meh it's okay. Every post can't be a winner.

Last night was fun at least.

>>6502847
>His hand closed around her forearm to make sure she didn't go spilling over from her very terrible posture, leaning over that extra mile to pull her right back on her toes. He wears a smug grin until he watches her expression change from her usual confidence to something a little more foreign to him.
..Well, if he's supporting you like that, then I guess I can't call him creepy..
>He scratches his cheek and looks down for a moment before looking into her turned-away face with an equally bashful expression.

>>6502952
To be honest I fill want to fuck Fionna.

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>>6502950

You know I keep earing that ERP is dead and yet in the last few days I've come here I had lot of pleasant session. Why so, Anon?

>>6502950
>Shadow_Boxart.jpg

>>6502966
The majority of interesting people have left it. You have die-hard but incredibly boring people left.

>>6502950
>DMG not even here
>Continue to attack them
I'm not even mad, I'm more curious. How have they wronged you? Do you need to talk about it anon? I'm here if you need an ear.

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>>6502964
Well why didn't ya say so?~

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>>6502988

'Boring'

You keep using that word, I don't think that it means what you think it means.

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>>6502884
>The loli grins toothily and tilts her head to the side, placing a delicate little hand on each of the adult's legs
Uhuh! I'm here! Whatcha gonna do about it, Mr?

>>6502960
>Chicken-chan rocks back and forth from her toes to the balls of her feet a few more times than is necessary, her little face scrunching up. She looks the boy up and down.
Litten is..pretty cute too..I kinda wish I had one too, sometimes
>She says very slowly, glancing away and rubbing her forearm - a faint blush appearing on the loli's cheeks as an oddly pensive mood seems to take her.

>>6502952
Hey, thanks for that weird-ass magicjob btw

>>6503005
Nice....

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>Tfw no discord to erp in
I just wanna pretend to be a qt trap and get fucked

>>6503025
Then erp here you silly mongol.

>>6503025
Plenty of places on f-list to do that. They have servers with 400+ people all with that exact desire.

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>>6503020
No prob bud. That was a cute little sesh.

>>6503024
T-thanks, guy...

>>6503028
Nah, that would involve roleplaying with all these awful anons

>>6503037
Man that is one slap-able ass...

>>6503029
Lore, why do you insist on being here if you hate it so much?

>>6503050
>Bitch about not being able to RP
>Don't do anything about it
Do us all a favor and off yourself.

>>6503067
He wants anons to join his shitty F-List channel.

>>6503050
Not everyone is awful, you silly mongrel. And even if it's awful, then it's up to avatars if they want to continue it or not, you have nothing to say on that matter.

>>6503019

Let me guess, if I close my eyes and count to thirty you are not going to disappear …
>Anon put his right hand on the girl head upsetting her strange headcloth.
Do you have any suggestion?

>>6503037
Did anyone ever tell you that you've got a really fat butt, Fionna?

>>6503019
>The boy places a hand on the side of his neck and blows a brief stream of air from his mouth, eyes lidded while he glances between a very interesting spot on the ground and the girl in front of him.
Thanks. I think Rowlet's also pretty cool too..especially when it starts soaring in the sky and all..
>Swallowing a lump in his throat, his hand slides down from the loli's forearm and moves to grasp onto her slender palm. The blush on his face gets a little darker, but he says nothing about it.

>>6503029
I can never find what I want on F-List

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>>6503061
Don't you even think about it.

I'll sock you in the face, bro.

>>6503095
Hey man, this isn't fat. This is pure muscle, yo!

>>6503079
He doesn't have an f-list channel. It's hilarious how you guys make shit up to try and justify not using a site designed for roleplaying.
>>6503120
Sounds like you're not searching properly, or you are too picky.

>>6503133
Also
>Having to make a character, fill out a humongous list of fetishes and all that other shit
I just want to casually chat and erp with someone, not fill out my taxes again while trying to come up with an oc doughnut steal

>>6503133
>He doesn't have an f-list channel.
It's "I don't have an f-list channel." Lore.

>>6503123
Alright alright fine... I won't slap it.
But can I do anything else with it? Maybe...... grope it, perhaps?

>>6503133
>>6503142
This.
ERP shouldn't be a job, it should be a hobby.
What's wrong with just saying "have any kinks?"

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>>6503142
It takes maybe an hour to make a profile. Unless you're lazy or autistic.
>>6503144
>Everyone who is friends with Lore is Lore
pic related

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>>6503085
>That shit-eating grin doesn't budge from the loli's face, even as her hat does, pushed slightly to the side, now covering one of her eyes. She shakes her head, and nuzzles her cheek up into the adult hand
Maaaaybe you wanna play with me? Maaaybe?

>>6503118
>Chicken-chan's eyes widen, staring at her own particularly facinating spot somewhere in the midstance to their right, til her attention is sucked right towards the very male hand sliding down her slender forearm, and now - !!! tickling a journey meet with her palm. Instinctively she clutches right back at it, and gazes right up with a brand new grin spread across her face
You're pretty nice too..for a boy~
>She gently makes their hands swing between them to their side, smiling into the boy's eyes

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>>6502945
T-thats l-lewd anon.. I-I wont do it a-anyway

>>6503167
Then you're actively killing /erp/.
And you don't wanna do that, do you?

>>6503154
>Goodness that girl is dangerous on so many levels, who let her go around unsupervised? Anon put his arms up in a surrendering gesture.
Fine, fine I yield. I’ll play with you.

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>>6503151
>It takes maybe an hour to make a profile
>Per character

>>6503150
>making a profile and filling out a kink list that takes about an hour is a job
I know that the anons here are lazy as shit, but really?

>>6503123
It's pretty fat, Fionna. Maybe you are strongfat, like a sumo wrestler or something. Overpowering people with your butt is probably your best tactic in all honesty.

>>6503186
>Implying anons here play anything other than 'generic self insert with no personality'
Takes em even less time to do.

>>6503151
>Implying I care enough about typefucking to waste an hour checkboxing every single one of my fetishes and coming up with something that's moderately decent
Sorry to say but ERP isn't the only thing I do.
Plus I hate it's format on mobile. And I usually typefuck on my phone because it's easier to fap while holding it.

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>>6503145
Better...barely...

>>6503190
H-hey man, you better cram it before I squish your head between my thighs like a grape!

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>>6503178
I-I can cheer them up anon! I'm helping /erp/ I-I dont need to... d-do that thing

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>>6503206
>There are actually anons that are so lazy that they type with one hand

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>>6502936
>She smirked and licked the very tip of his meaty cock

I don't give a fuck~

>She slid his cock all the way into her mouth making him go balls deep from the get go

>>6503187
I AM lazy, but I also have other things to do, like play vidya, or draw shitty drawings.
F-List sounds like a huge commitment that I frankly don't care enough about to put work into.

>>6503208
That's good then...
So... How about it?

>>6503227
It's not a particularly huge commitment at all. I got my first profile set up in about an hour, and you can copy and paste most of the stuff between profiles. All that really changes is the character, you can keep the kinks universal across each profile. The quality of roleplayer available on there is also much higher, despite what the anons here love to scream and moan about. You will see people just as awful as the anons in this thread, but you will see people far, far better than what is considered good here too.

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>>6503217
Except I didn't say anything about being lazy?
I said it was easier, I.E. more comfortable, since I only need to use one hand to type on a phone.
I'll let you guys what the other hand is doing.

>>6503217
I refuse to believe you're serious.

Anyone else never going to F-List just because of Lore?

>>6503226
>With his shaft being licked, the man allowed a moan to escape his lips, enjoying every second of her attentions.
>Groaning, he reached for her head, caressing her hair with his fingers before taking a hold of one of her twin tails.
K-Keep going... Nnngh~! Show the camera... How much you're enjoying yourself... Ahhh!

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>>6503267
>Lore accomplishes his goal of both killing /erp/ on /trash/ and keeping all the shitter anons away from f-list
It can't get any better than this. You faggots stay here and continue to make these threads worse every day, and I get to go on Discord and F-list to actually have fun.

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>>6503249
That's still too much of a hassle for me.
Hell the only reason I typefuck here is because it's easier and faster to find someone to typefuck.
And I don't care about quality too much because I'm not that great myself.
If they had a better layout I would consider it.
Until then ERP on /trash/ and the discords is far better purely because of accessibility.

>>6503267
Hotaru and Mecha regaled us with how awful flist is well before lore started pushing flist daily

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>>6503181
>The little girl snickers mischievously, resting her soft cheek on the man's inner thigh, she nuzzles it like a Litten, her big, sparkling eyes always looking up locked with the adult's.
Soooo..what kinda games do you know, Mr?

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>>6503284
>Lore killed /erp/
You're giving him too much credit, /erp/ killed itself.

>>6503295
Hotaru and Mecha haven't been on the site in at least a year or two though.

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>>6503285
You're a good fella, just wanted to say that.

>>6503267
I went to F-List for a while, it was awful.
But Lore revitalized some of that dislike.

>>6503284
Not even your reverse psychology will make people join your shitty channel Lore.

>>6503302
I'm not saying that he is the only one responsible for it, but he definitely wanted to do it for whatever reason.

>>6503304
Actually, robutt fished for screencaps in one of F-List's chats not that long before he left.

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>>6503304
As a matter of fact, sometimes I visit F-List in hopes of seeing some improvement.
But you know what the Space Marines say: "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment".
I'll say this: F-List never fails to amuse me.

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>>6503271
>She looks to the camera and made incredibly lewd gestures with her tongue

I fucking love cock....Especially in my mouth~

>She kept looking at the camera while sucking him off

>>6503154
>The hat-wearing lad manages to force up the nerve to look into her eyes, wide with surprise when he notices that she didn't back away from his bold approach. Of course, his flustered face melts away when he notices her grin and her taunting response.
And I guess you're pretty cute..
>He shoots back with a grin of his own, blush still painting his face as he leans over to plant a chaste kiss on her cheek.
For a girl, that is.

>>6503316
Let's be fair though /erp/ was dead the second it was kicked into /trash/

>>6503341
It was pretty shit always

>>6503329
Sounds like you're going in there looking for the shitty parts

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>>6503357
They are the best and worst parts of F-List to be honest.

>>6503298

>Stars and stones, she can’t do that, oh no, oh no, I’m getting a hard on … darn little teasing kitten-bird-girl.
Well I do know some games …
>He said, touching her nose good-humoredly …
but don’t know If you can play them.
>… and then almost by itself his hand slide down to her lips, rubbing them in a more teasing, sensuous way …

>>6503345
Nah, even if /b/ had DESUspam and Spidermanspam it actually had a somewhat constant stream of /erp/.
It was Nirvana compared to this dump.

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Imagine, if you will, a world where anons who complain about people they didn't like RPed instead. If the ones who shitposted others for not liking what they like simply...didn't exist.
Where fetishes of all sorts were played out and enjoyed.
Where the few shitposters that popped up were merely ignored, starved of the attention they so desperately craved so the thread could continue to progress?
I long for a world such as this.

>>6503378
Wrong.

>>6503330
That's a good girl...
>the man replied with a satisfied look, his throbbing member reacting nicely to every lick, kiss and nibble that her luscious lips gave to his cock.
>With precum dripping from the slit of his member, he released her twin tail before tapping his leg a couple of times.
Ah, I think it's ready for the main course, don't you think? I want to experience what a Spec Ops feels like...

>>6503380
>Expecting anons to tolerate any fetishes at all
Dude, they only like generic vanilla sex with anime sluts. Everything else got shitposted out

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>>6503333
>Chicken-chan blinks a few times, for a moment caught totally in shock. Her little hand grips at the boy's, their clammy palms squeezed together. She's gotten used to (a perhaps worrying amount of) adult men calling her cute, and saying things like that...but a boy her age? This is beyond and above the loli's comprehension, and her brain swiftly does the only responsible thing and shuts down.
...cute
After a few moments of standing there dumbfounded, blinking absently and just staring at the boy, something of chicken-chan's normal grin appears in the corner of her lips and her eyes light up.
So...that means...you wanna get married, huh? I get it!
>She shows a full range of teeth in her grin

>>6503376
>The tactile loli lets her eyes fall shut, enjoying the tingly feeling of anon's inner thigh against her soft cheek. Her wet little mouth parts open, plump lips easily draping around his fingers as they tease, letting one slip right inside
Nyaah..im gahd a' playin all'a gahmes..
>The little girl says with a mouth stuffed with adult fingers

>>6503380
I read that in Rod Serling's voice.
Yeah, that would be something straight out of the Twilight Zone.

>>6503380
Imagine if you didn't waste your time making this post

>>6503372
hi hotaru

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>>6503431
Yo!

>>6503392

>Aww see you later Reason, come here Instinct I let you manning the ride here.
>Anon took a long breath, his cock throbbing hard inside the constraint of his pants, the way her lips took his finger was naïve and yet it make him feel … good, he then lower himself so his face was near to the girl face.
Well, if you are so good, then we can do a try …

>>6503438
Cute Candy Cumdump

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>>6503444
Why, thank-
What did you call me?

>>6503450
I-I said Cute Candy Girl!
Y-yeah....

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>>6503385
>She stood up and slipped off the rest of her uniform her cunt dripping onto the tip of his cock

This lucky sod is gonna get taste of this Brittish pussy and you get to watch~

>She made damn sure that each of her plaits were near his hands

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>>6503468
I'll destroy you.

0-4 : Build Folder
5-9 : go fap or something
Dubs : Put my hands in the air and take a bird from the sky, then eat it whole so I may absorb it's power of flight

>>6503479
A-ah!
P-please don't! I have so much to life for!
>The anon shrieked as he covered his hands in a vain attempt to protect himself from her suppress onslaught. He dropped to the floor, getting into a fetal position like a little bitch.

>>6503392
>If there was supposed to be any significance behind the loli's words, it flies right over this boy's head as he tilts his hat-covered noggin in confusion. His rough hand squeezes tighter on her sweaty little mitts as he tries to figure out a way to voice this without looking dumb.
..Married? What does that mean?
>Too bad he failed. Badly.

>>6503472
Damn right!
>The man then took a hold of each plait with his hands, tugging them down to force her to sit on his cock, his twitching shaft slowly pushing past her folds, giving the camera a cocky grin as he penetrated the blonde beauty.
Nnngh... T-This feels great! You feel incredibly tight, Cammy!
>With that, he proceeded to thrust back and forth into her.

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>>6503440
>One after the other the girl slowly opens her eyes, looking up at anon thoughtfully, still suckling on his fingertips. She smiles brightly and nods a few times, eagerness to play a new game overtaking any other instincts Chicken-chan had - even though "Stranger Danger" had never been one of them. Those sparkling, wide eyes are totally trusting as she leans in to rest her little face on anon's inner thigh, watching him for what comes next
What's the game~?

>>6503499
>The broad smile on Chicken-chans mischievous face only spreads wider - somehow, and she makes their increasingly sweaty hands swing back and forth again.
Wellll....kissing eachother and calling eachother cute is what moms and dads do sooo!
>The loli hops on the spot, inching just a little closer to the boy - the grin on her face is positively dangerous looking now.
Ooor are you just playing? You wanna play mommy and daddy? I know all about that game!
>The girl nods enthusiastically.

>>6503438
let me water yuuka's plants one of these days

>>6503526

>Anon took away the finger from her mouth and move his hand to cup and caress her face, glazing longing in that huge sparkling eyes of her.

Well do you know what a kiss is?

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Imagine, if you will, a world where useless avas who complain about people and anons they didn't like fucked off instead. If the avas who shitposted others for not liking what they like simply...didn't exist.
Where meme fetishes of all sorts were kept out of the threads, and discouraged.
Where the few shitposting avas that popped up were merely ignored, starved of the attention they so desperately craved so the thread could continue to progress?
I long for a world such as this.