HG thread
Maybe it's best to tell you it ends next slide.
>>6494315
nah
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>6494299
It all works out in the end. They usually unban us a few more times after we save them. Maybe they realize how dumb they can be.
>>6494345
Get in line, dearie.
>>6494351
>>6494308
I only got up, like...a few hours ago!
>>6494336 (Hiita)
Say that to my mother and my family.
>>6494346
Only to immediately forget?
>>6494316
Someone's putting their many arms to good use.
>>6494345
Why not tenderly love her?
>>6494355
You want me to huh?
>>6494360
Congrats kid.
>>6494370
Great job. Congratulations.
Thank you for hosting.
>>6494355
Perhaps you received too much rest, then, dearie.
>>6494360
The training with that human weapon was quite beneficial, ahuhuhu~!
>>6494360
Congratulations
Thank you for hosting
>>6494370
Game's over. You don't have to leave. Just don't expect much more from me today.
>>6494368
Oh, yeah. I'm sure pissing off evil spirits and people with chainsaws is rrrrriight up your alley.
>>6494375
>>6494370
Ugh, I don't know.
Congrats, either way.
And thanks for the show, Garnet.
>>6494360
Fuck you Muffet
>>6494299
...Huh? How did I noticed that?
I guess I've gotten used by the smell thanks to my friends, even if I don't like the taste of said drinks.
>>6494370
Good Job on your victory.
and thanks for the game, Host.
>>6494345
>>6494361
Why not both?
>>6494375
>politely slaps ass
>>6494385
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6494386
Sounds like they need to be purged with flame
>>6494385
Thank you for hosting. It appears that I'm not able to keep the games going, as I will be leaving shortly.
>>6494370
>>6494374
>>6494379
>>6494386
>>6494387
>>6494390
Thank you, dearies! And thank you for hosting, Garnet.
>>6494395
Try that again, dearie. I dare you.
>>6494402
You can't burn a spirit.
>>6494390
Oh, come on, how can you dislike soda?
>>6494355
They do have a terrible memory. More than two hundred years now and it still keeps happening. Must be something in the water.
>>6494390
>>6494386
>>6494379
>>6494374
>>6494398
>>6494404
No problem. Thanks and all that.
>>6494403
Saw this happening. A shame I have to leave soon as well.
>>6494404
>tries that again
>does the white guy smile
>>6494250
Thank you ~.
>she eats one of the rice balls and then drink the bottle of water
>she gives you back the bottle
>>6494370
>>6494385
Congrats and thanks for hosting ~
>>6494418
>>6494406
Rika. What do you think I do for a living? Burning bad spirits IS my resume.
>>6494418
>Quite rapidly, Muffet ties the human up in a web, leaving him immobile.
Now wait here, dearie, while I fetch my pets, ahuhuhu~.
>>6494413
And now I wait to see if someone decides to host before I leave. I have a good feeling that will not be the case, however.
>>6494433
vodou
>>6494436
The future shined down on you. Hope you enjoy.
>>6494442
Don't say things like that. Even if it is looking likelier by the second.
>>6494406
I... just dislike the taste of it, nothing more than that!
What're we all listening to?
This is helping me write my code right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAj0Xv4ttQ
>>6494477
Oh my, dearie, it's absolutely stunning! Thank you so very much!
>>6494491
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qDc_5zpBj7s
>>6494491
https://youtu.be/WWtpAzbEnc8
This game and it's soundtrack is fucking god-like.
>>6494433
VOODOO VOODOO STEP IN DOODOO
>>6494436
>The rapist shitlord doesn't seem bothered by this in the slightest, maintaining the tight-lipped smile of somebody who just got stopped for a chat by somebody they don't enjoy conversation with. In fact, at the mention of "pets" he took on an expression of excitement.
Do you have cats? Dogs? A sky bison? Flying lemur? Ooh, I have a friend in the Fire Nation who owns a dragon, do you have a dragon?
>>6494413
Eeeh...I guess it's more just how petty human are, yeah?
>>6494434
You tame monsters of your element. I got the job description from your sister. But the thing is, you can't exactly burn something that's not even physical.
>>6494488
...Uh. Why the hell do you sound so nervous about that?
>>6494491
>Rinoa would appreciate my current listening experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urv_AfK17gg
>>6494527
...Are you alright, dearie? Usually someone in your predicament would not be so...casual.
Now, I shall host!
Give me 48 tributes!
>>6494559
Burrito
>>6494491
>listening to my own music
>>6494559
Rawberry
>>6494559
Avenger
>>6494567
>Whatever works right?
>>6494559
Muffet
>>6494559
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I'm ashamed to say that I fell into your trap, lad. Good on you.
>>6494559
Reigen Arataka
>>6494559
Abradolf Lincler
>>6494559
Steve Lichman
>>6494559
Sachi Komine
>>6494559
Rika
>>6494559
Capra Demon
>>6494559
Lala
>>6494559
Evileye
>>6494559
Umi Sonoda
>>6494559
Ze Major
>>6494580
Wow, you are early today, aren't you? Hello there.
>>6494559
Cunt Remover Gunter
>>6494576
>yep
>listening to something that i created is like "Did i really create this?"
>is awesome feeling
>>6494492
No problem darling. Pleasure doing business with you.
>>6494541
Guess so. But they have their moments where they shine above everything else. At least, that's what my mentor said. Nice talking with you Rika but I have to cut it short today.
>>6494559
Tomoko
>>6494559
Himiko Yumeno
>>6494559
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6494559
Mad Dog Mattis
>>6494559
Chicken bitch
>>6494559
Geralt of Rivia
>>6494559
Hiita
>>6494559
Pom
>>6494559
Lenneth
>>6494613
Yeesh, already? See you.
>>6494559
Asui Tsuyu
>>6494559
Akira Agarkar Yamada
>>6494559
Yukine
>>6494559
Fortune-teller
>>6494609
I know. I don't know whether to be ashamed of it or be proud of it. A little bit of both, I suppose.
...Good morning to you as well.
>>6494559
Marshall Eastwood
>>6494559
Best Girl
>>6494559
Space Dandy
>>6494559
ORION PAPYRUS
>>6494559
Lolly
>>6494559
Fidel "only stoppable by his own cells" Castro
>>6494633
Yeah. Today's a real important day for me. I can try and see if I can come later. See ya guys. Thanks for being awesome for another year.
>>6494559
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6494646
I think you should be neither ashamed nor proud. Because there is nothing to be ashamed of proud about.
>>6494559
Iida Tenya
>>6494559
Pikachu
>>6494559
The Miz
>>6494548
>It was only then that poor Bolin realised that he was ensnared in the overgrown spooder's webs, and that she didn't look very pleased with him. He was probably dropped on the head as a child.
Oh. Well, uh, I'd like to chat longer, but I'm a little... tied up right now.
>A shit-eating grin replaced the look of surprise. He would've made finger-guns, but he was stuck fast.
>>6494559
Artoria Pendragon
>>6494679
I... I suppose so. There really isn't anything to get into a big fuss about, so I don't know why I even said that in the first place.
It only goes to show how spacey I am, yes?
>>6494559
ROYAL GUARD
>>6494559
Best Saiyan
>>6494559
Starman
>>6494559
Female asgore
>>6494559
Gishki Ariel
>>6494695
...
You're almost as bad as that teleporting skeleton. At least you don't seem as mysterious. Just thick-headed.
>>6494559
cute anime girl
>>6494559
Kurumi And Albrecht
>>6494709
Of course not. You just tried to keep the conversation. You decided to spend some of your time on someone like me. Thank you about it
>>6494559
GRAND DAD
>>6494559
Desmond Doss
It's time!
This is new template, by the way.
I've been really wanting to try this one out!
>>6494745
Yes, I suppose I did try to keep the conversation going by mentioning it. I guess I'm good at doing that.
Every person, no matter what they look like, deserves to have time spent on them. Don't thank me, thank yourself.
>>6494761
Oh! It... Isn't bait! Go ahead, lad!
>>6494761
Not bad go ahead
>>6494761
>>6494639
>>6494748
Swap this. I have work to attend to.
>>6494769
But still, if you don't like the person you are talking with, you shouldn't waste the time on him
>>6494780
Better?
>>6494786
No, not at all.
Even if you dislike the person you're talking with, you should still give them the time of day. They might have something interesting to say, or something similar. I wouldn't pick favourites and exclude others during talking.
>>6494726
Riiiight. Thanks.
So, if you don't like having me around, why not just... let me go?
>Finally, Bolin was doing something right, which he managed to not do in the space of 4 seasons beforehand.
Anyways, let us begin
>>6494805
But say, is there a person that you don't like?
>>6494823
...
Everyone does. But even if I do have a few, it won't stop me from conversing with them, because they at least deserve that luxury. Not because I like talking to them or anything, of course.
>>6494814
You've got to be kididng me!
Bullshit, dude.
>>6494814
>>6494814
I'll go find the darkest and the most quiet bedroom. Any objections? Good.
>>6494810
Because you need to learn your lesson, dearie.
>>6494814
How quick...ahuhuhu~...
>>6494839
I see. Alright, have a good day. I hope you don't dislike me.
>>6494814
>ded
>>6494814
Just what do you think you're doing!? Get out of my sight!
>>6494857
T-T-Trish...no, nonono, not again, no, no, GET AWAY! A-Artoria, HELP, please!
>>6494862
>pets
>>6494857
Hey, their tea is not as bad as I thought it would be.
>>6494857
Come in, loves! I built enough room for all of us, and there's a lot of food for us all to try! Come in, come in!
>>6494864
I may not know who you are, but I can assure you that I don't dislike anyone here. It's only one person, that's all.
For you, I'll have one. Farewell, and good day.
What a blood-soaked day.
Anybody want a round 2 after this game?
>>6494882
O-Oh, my! Erm...thank you, dearie. I'm not used to that.
>>6494895
If you feel up for it, dearie.
>>6494895
Oh, this is just embarrassing! And if you want to have a Round 2 after this, then by all means, have one.
>>6494895
...Yeah, round 2 would be appreciated.
>>6494895
>>6494911
A round two would be very appreciated...
>>6494862
My lesson? Are you a teacher? My bro and I didn't go to school. What subjects do you teach? Do you like kids? Do kids like you?
>Once again forgetting his current problems, i.e. being the spiders' next meal, he went on another stupid tangent, his smile and optimism back.
>>6494949
...Thanks for...the meal?...
>>6494930
Dearie, I'm no teacher. That would more likely be the Queen. Now, if you would please settle down...
>>6494984
The Queen? A teacher? She's too mean for that. And too dead.
>He, in his typical narrowminded fashion, was thinking of Ba-Sing-Se's Queen. Deciding to obey and await his fate, Bolin stopped squirming and looked up at Muffet expectantly.
>>6495062
>me
>shitposting
>>6495067
>is careful not to make a sound
>steps on branch
>>6495033
Dead? Dearie, she's just reclusive ever since she left the King! She's also the kindest, most gentle monster in the Underground!
I apologize for the high amount of deaths in the beginning, which made the game drag on.
But maybe next time would be a lot better, no?
Chief Brain, who do you wanna shitpost tonight?
>>6495107
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6495107
or you could just not host again
>>6495099
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6495107
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6495099
i win ~!
>>6495107
Thanks for hosting ~
>>6495107
Thanks for hosting.
>>6495099
>>6495107
Hm. Haven't seen anyone like her in ages. Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>6495100
>visible confusion
She's a monster, but she doesn't live underground. Actually, she just doesn't live in general.
>>6495033
>Bolin
>IC
What!?
>>6495142
>Muffet is also visibly confused
...Dearie, Toriel is quite alive. I do not know what you're talking about.
>>6495107
Thank you for hosting.
>>6495160
>Anon
>shitposting
Pottery.
>>6495194
>Implying I'm shitposting
I'm just surprised, thats all. I haven't really seen him rp as Bolin before,
>>6495160
<Yeah, about that: I'm coming back. ERP is dying, so I thought I might come back. I'm kind of rusty right now, so I'll play Bolin for a little bit before I pick up anybody else.>
>>6495175
>Bolin stares blankly at his captor, unsure of what to say. Of course, he talks anyway.
Hey, I think I know what kind of pet you own now! It's cats! You're, like, a crazy cat lady!
>>6495194
<jude pls>
>>6495200
In that case, let me try to refresh your memory.
One word: /hga/
>>6495209
I never roleplayed as Bolin on /hga/, I think. The only avas I played there were Toriel (if you could even consider that RP), Father Ted (ditto) and a few other literal whos.
>>6495209
Good times, but I really don't remember much.
>>6495208
W-What?
Errr...no, Dearie. My pets are much more...creepy-crawly, ahuhuhu~.
>>6495238
>This unsettled Bolin, just a wee bit. He squirmed in the cat's cradle of webs he was unfortunately wrapped up in, out of sheer desperation.
Yeah, hah, well, I don't do creepy-crawly. I'm more of a, uh, not creepy-crawly guy, y'know?
>>6495262
...Dearie, you do realize what I am, correct?
bump;
◇
↑
Z
↓