HG Thread Spider Edition
Previously >>6491070
>>6493105
Well how was I supposed to know that you were already doing something?
>>6493117
How were you supposed to know I wasn't?
>>6493105
Twigs, bits of maple leaf a - OH GOD YOU GOT A BUG IN YOUR HAIR GET AWAY FROM ME!
>>6493135
Well it sure didn't look like you were doing anything.
>>6493137
Really?
This thread is dangerously low on updog
>>6493137
WHATNOAIIIEEEE!
>She stumbles back a bit, furiously running her hands through her hair
>>6493166
Oh come one, that was literally the first...oh, whatever. I guess it doesn't really matter, huh?
>>6493171
What's updog?
>>6493171
>>6493166
>>6493182
>Screams and reacts like any stereotypical ''bugs are ewwww'' girl would.
>>6493186
Not much, how about you?
>>6493182
I guess not.
>>6493195
C'mon, it's just a bug....
>>6493182
>picks the large centipede out of you hair and crushes it in his palms.
See? Not a problem.
>>6493195
>She flings it out of her hair, yelling nonsense and holding her hands out, a massive beam erupting from her palms engulfing the bug
>>6493213
DON'T TOUCH ME.
>>6493208
Well I was just-
.....
YOU TRICKSTER!
>>6493221
Wait, if that was the bug, then what did I just pull out out of your hair?
>>6493213
JUST. A . BUG?! ANYTHING TINIER THAN MY THUMB AND WITH MORE THAN 4 LEGS IS DISGUSTING BY DEFAULT!
>>6493221
>Cowering from behind a tree, a surprisingly squeeky voice answers
I-Is it gone yet?!
>>6493240
>drops a bucket full of spider on you
>>6493240
Now that's just discriminatory.
How do you think the bug feels?
Oh wait, he's dead. Right....
>>6493237
LOOKS LIKE A LEAF TO ME.
>>6493240
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
>She starts muttering something under her breath rapidly.
>>6492825
Hi I'm new to HG I'm going to pick an avatar but please never post at me like we're equals or have your avatar make eye contact with mine thank you
>>6493271
Oh...
>posters:8
OH MY FAKKIN DOG.
>+ 1
>>6493255
>>6493261
>>6493271
>Screaming intensifies
>Runs away to the nearest thing she can find to hide from all the bugs
>>6493290
What was that?
I can't seem to hear you with your cranium that far down your rectal cavity.
>>6493301
Welcome! Welcome!
>>6493301
Tch. Women. Am I right?
>>6493291
And don't touch me again!
>>6493301
>There's the tank.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
>>6493304
Don't address me like that you white devil I'll break your fucking kneecaps
>>6493314
Fine then, geez...
Did someone say "spiders," ahuhuhu~?
>>6493307
>>6493310
>>6493314
>Closes the hatchet with whatever things she can find and refuses to come out.
>>6493325
I'd like to see you try.
I wonder how long you'll still be able to think when I tear your head right off of your body.
>>6493332
>>6493332
>Lets a swarm of roaches in through the bottom hatch of the tank.
>>6493335
>Breaks your fucking kneecaps
>>6493347
W-WHAT?!
IMPOSSIBLE!!
>>6493353
>Teleports behind you
Heh I went easy on you this time
>Disappears
>>6493330
KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME.
>>6493332
What the hell do you think you're doing!?
>She immediately flies over and starts stomping on the hatch
Oi!
>>6493345
>There is only one entrance in to the Flower Tank.
>>6493326
Good. Thanks. I don't like being touched, okay?
>>6493358
>>>>>Being this nitpicky about fun RP
Fuck you aussa there's as many entrances to the tank as I want cunt
>>6493358
>Tell that to a swarm of ravenous cockroaches eating metal.
>>6493368
Let me help you out
>hands you a drill made to drill through Flower Tanks
>>6493358
But dearie, my pets just want to play. They absolutely adore humans, ahuhuhu~!
>>6493358
>>6493373
>She doesn't know how fast to get out of the tnak, lifting the hatch up with surprsing strength as she bolts away as fast as possible from the horde of raveous roaches. Running and running untill she's out of sight
>>6493381
Thanks
>Drills holes all over it, making it the first ever useful Swiss tank
Hey guys
Give me ideas for fatal events
It's for a new template I'm working on
>>6493386
>AND THEN A GIANT FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS SWOOPS DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND BITES AT YOUR HAIR CAUSING A MILD ANNOYANCE AT BEST WHICH IS VERY UNDERWHELMING FOR ITS COMPARATIVE SIZE
>>6493358
Yeah yeah..
>>6493397
(Player1) plays darts with (Player2), and "accidentally" throws a dart into (Player2)'s head.
>>6493383
I don't care! I've already found one crawly in my damn hair already!
>>6493386
>>6493373
>The startled yelp she lets out as she's shoved off her own tank is quickly replaced by swears of outrage at the roach horde, which she quickly distances herself from.
>>6493424
Ugh...sorry for coming off like that, alright?
Come on... encountering a little bug won't cause any harm to you or something like eating your head.
>>6493433
That's fine.
>>6493451
I know, right?
Heck, one of my best friends is a Bee
>>6493412
>>6493433
>Strangely enough, she gently picks the praying mantis from his hair, wathcing in fascination as the predatorial bug assumes a threatening stance. Laughing to herself, she gently places the bug on a nearby branch, hoping it will find it's dinner there.
>>6493433
Only one? But, dearie, I see at least one more, ahuhuhu~!
>>6493451
Can i eat his head instead ~?
>>6493353
>Burns
>>6493496
I want to fuck Hiita.
>>6493357
>>6493496
>Flies away
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!
NEXT TIME...
>>6493513
Good riddence trash can!
>>6493506
W-wh- No!
>>6493481
....
If you're lying. It's not funny. If there is one in there, get. It. Out. Before I I DISINTEGRATE EVERYTHING IN A 50-FOOT RADIUS.
>>6493451
You don't know that! Those bastards just ate through my tank. MY TANK!
>>6493474
>Meanwhile, Rika drifts past, raining a hail of bullets from her hands at her own, now infested tank.
>>6493451
>implying
Bugs are flippin' terrifying.
Kee?
>>6493474
>The mantis looks on in confusion, after having been treated in a way it had never experienced before. Why had this human woman shown him kindness? He had just tried to make her his meal. The mantis didn't understand, but it felt something deep inside of it want to know the answer. She was already too far, however, and the mantis's small legs would have no hope of reaching her. He was much too tired to fly, so much so that even beating his wings once more would likely kill him. He sat in indignation on his leaf, just watching the strange woman go. It seems he would never know quite why this human was different from the others, why this one didn't try to hit him with magazines or pull his legs off. The mantis returns to his normal life, foraging for bugs and other small prey, but he would never forget the kind-hearted human woman that treated his mantis life with the same respect as another of her kind. The mantis eventually would grow to have children one day, and as his head was being devoured by his mate, he couldn't help but feel empty. There was something inside of him that was left unfulfilled. As his life fades to black from the cold circle of life, it would seem he could never know.
>>6493540
Just a little tease, dearie. My, you are quite skittish around spiderd, are you not? Ahuhuhu~!
Long time no see guys. You know what to do at this point. 24 entries as quick as you can.
No dupes.
>>6493567
Rawberry
>>6493567
Reigen Arataka
Impeccable timing as always.
>>6493567
Knuckles
>>6493562
It's not spiders. It's ANYTHING that touches me, okay?
>>6493567
Rika
Nice seeing you too, Garnet.
>>6493567
Akiha Ikebukuro
>>6493567
Abradolf Lincler
>>6493567
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6493567
Rinoa and Angelo
>>6493567
Shalashaska
>>6493567
Pandora's Actor
>>6493567
You Watanabe
>>6493567
Araragi
>>6493567
Himiko Yumeno
>>6493463
Might as well running around on circles just because a harmless bug step on their heads instead of releasing that animal to another place...
I'm sure that the bug is going to be more scared than the person panicking.
>>6493484
Unless you're a Praying Mantis searching for a mate, and It's pretty sure you aren't one of them.
>>6493542
Well... just some of them.
>>6493540
Did your tank was made out of plastic?
>>6493567
Capra Demon
>>6493567
Speed Weed
>>6493567
Hiita
>>6493553
>the mantis's epipheny on the futility of life is cut short as hiita burns the mantis, making sure at least it dies warm.
>>6493567
Knighty Knight
>>6493567
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>>6493567
Grim Reaper
>>6493567
Starman
>>6493567
Hikage
>>6493567
Lenneth
>>6493567
Eggman-kun
>>6493567
Iida Tenya
>>6493567
Muffet
>>6493567
Remastered Guy
>>6493567
Umi Sonoda
>>6493567
Pom
>>6493567
Alexander the Great
>>6493603
Is this R63 Hazama?
>>6493553
:'(
>>6493597
What is YOUR problem! The mantis was only trying to feed! Maybe he thought my hair was a wilsworm..or something!
>>6493594
People are so cruel sometimes...
>>6493577
...Dearie, then how do you expect anyone to come near you as a friend? Much less a lover, ahuhuhu~!
Something something, seven more now.
>>6493397
Fuck off Hikari.
>>6493624
But it looked cold and dying.
>>6493631
Caroline and Justine
>>6493567
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>6493594
But i want to eat something ~
>>6493631
Evileye
>>6493631
Blackmore
>>6493631
Shidare Hotaru
>>6493594
Nah, all of them.
>>6493631
Avenger
>>6493631
Clint Eastwood
>>6493631
Senshougahara
>>6493640
Just making sure if you guys got this.
>>6493639
So you killed it? Nice going you bumbling goose!
>>6493631
Female Asgore
>>6493648
Oh hey look another overrated as fuck Part 7 character
>>6493594
Are you kidding? What kind of idiot makes a tank out of PLASTIC?
>>6493629
It's not like I can help it. And I'll have you know I CAN make exceptions for loved ones!
...And I'm sure as hell not for romance.
>>6493639
>>6493624
Bugs can't even feel cold like us, I believe.
>>6493665
Fuck off Vino/Squid
>>6493662
Hey! Im not a goose!
>>6493670
Wait really?! Oh...
>>6493674
Fuck you Part 7 is overrated
>>6493648
>Blackmore
>Umbrella/facial marking is rainbow.
>This pleases me greatly.
>>6493670
>>6493683
That praying mantis was probably hungry and scared! Why would you hurt him like th -
>deep breath
No. Not today. You'll get your due reward. Have fun being an idiot.
>>6493659
I didn't, but now I do. Thanks a lot.
>>6493691
Yes Jojo is full of music references where have you been the past thirty years
The transparent bar strikes once again. Other than that, I don't see any problems. Tell me if you do.
>>6493695
No problem. Tried to catch you whenever I saw you.
>>6493685
>Part 7 is overrated
>liking Parte 5
>>6493674
>I haven't even started Part 7.
>>6493702
I accept this challenge.
>>6493704
>>>>Not liking Parte 5
Literally everything in it is top tier besides the main character and the main villain who are just ok
>>6493702
Yousoro! Reporting for duty and ready to win!
>>6493670
If you say so, dearie, although I feel as though you can help it, you just choose not to. Ahuhuhu~.
>>6493698
>Not watching anime or reading manga, ever. I knew about the music references, but I didn't know how far they went with them.
>>6493702
Let's proceed, dearie.
>>6493665
So~rry.
>>6493702
Let's go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvrGhoGM7Bw
>>6493720
His ability is literally called Catch The Rainbow so yeah it's not subtle at all
>>6493702
Thank you for the game!
>>6493573
I make it a habit of appearing at the best of times.
>>6493577
Afternoon Rika. You seem to be in a good mood for once.
Looks like we're all good. Let me get it started.
>>6493683
Eeyep. Good job there.
>>6493694
Another day in the life of the stupidest Charmer.
...Can-can we not talk about that whole...fiasco just before?
>>6493720
It only works with good friends and family, trust me. I know me. Have you never had an actual phobia before?
>>6493738
Wouldn't it be the Tenya family dog or is Iida his last name
>>6493694
Fine, dont come crying to me when youre frezzing and need my help, as usual.
>tfw you want to shitpost but your posts keep fucking up
>>6493749
Well perhaps after you're game I'll still feel like hosting. Perhaps I won't or will be unable to.
No one can really know for sure.
>>6493750
Yeah yeah whatever. I am not in the mood to pick on anyone or talk at the moment.
>>6493753
Set your own rags on fire if you like hurting things, you sour fruit basket.
Look at this...50 UIDs used to live in this place. Now its a ghost town...never seen anything like it.
>>6493702
Time to suit on and think of your best stingers. Let's see who the future favors more.
>>6493759
Know you can do it anonymous. Don't let things like that get in your way.
>>6493737
>Bueno. I don't suppose there's references to, say, "Stargazer" and "Man on the Silver Mountain."
>>6493750
A phobia, dearie? Not one that I can recall. Us monsters fear humans, certainly, however that fear is very real and rooted in a cause, ahuhuhu~.
>>6493645
How many days you haven't eaten something?
>>6493627
I guess it can't be helped... and I thought I finally found a good spot for training.
There are times where people acts like that, on a cruel manner because they feel threatened, but this is just a complete nonsense.
>>6493651
There a difference between the ones considered as a "Pest" and the ones that doesn't cause any harm to us.
>>6493670
Then why are you complaining because those "pests" are trying to eat your tank?
>>6493702
Looks like I don't have any problem for starting again.
Let's start this round!
>>6493771
(Shit I remember that SCP, that one was great. Had a dream just like it.)
>>6493773
One last Chaotix mission!
Someone told me to say hi.
So. Hi
>>6493752
No sir, I follow the naming order of last-first, the norm in Japan.
>>6493789
And back you go.
>>6493767
Oh. Right. Sorry. Thanks again for the heads-up again.
>>6493749
Hehehe, I have a reason to be. You saw, didn't you?
>>6493778
Tch. Humans fear youkai plenty, too, and it's entirely justified, too. I mean like...a fear of heights.
>>6493780
BECAUSE THEY'RE EATING MY TANK? What the hell other reason do I need?
>>6493789
>gropes
>>6493750
Ok fine so I may have overcooked it a bit...ok by a lot.
>>6493767
I dont! Then keep those tails of yours away from my staff. The last thing we need is you to catch fire.
>>6493773
Learn to drive you dangan bi-!!
>>6493780
You don't look like a fighter to me.
>>6493789
Sup?
>>6493773
Not even the first day..
>>6493780
Hmm...more than 4 weeks?
>>6493797
What the fuck I hate Tenya now
>>6493789
O-oh god who told you?! It was dean wasnt it!!
>>6493806
Why the fuck did you come back? You don't even have the balls to keep your word?
>>6493773
Usually having more people to fight against makes you stronger. Guess it's not the case for her.
>>6493759
Oh come on! I don't even understand any of this. Can you give me at least a little hint so I can continue on?
>>6493817
kys Baron
>>6493801
>>6493806
Get that girl with her twig to shut up before I do it for her. I got other things to do now.
>Is she crying? Maybe you are imagining things
>>6493789
Hi, ERP fag
>>6493801
Not that I can recall, dearie. I suppose it's quite evident you have arachnophobia. Do you possess any other specific phobias?
>>6493800
FUCK YOU N-
>Is stunned
>>6493802
>gropes BACK
>>6493809
Enjoying the weekend, chilling, normal stuff. How about you K-Nucks?
>>6493817
>Dean
>Wanting me here
pls.
>>6493821
Follow me...
>>6493830
Hi dog fag.
>>6493821
>Jumps and glides over the manhole
Ha! Loser!
>>6493835
Training like always.
>>6493789
>gives the succ
>>6493835
Nice no sold, faggot.
>>6493764
Only us genius physics can possibly know. I won't spoil it for anyone else.
>>6493801
I told you being patient would work out. The future sometimes has a funny way of working things out.
>>6493821
Oh, apologies, I was just passing by. You may continue.
>>6493839
ERP ded like always, right?
>>6493818
No because seth talked some sense into me, and I get over these things as quickly as i get pissed off by them.
>>6493827
>hugs
Stop crying, it lived a good life.
>>6493835
So! Who told you I'd be here?
>>6493821
Love is such a wonderful thing. Drinking away problems isn't. You're better than that, Hikki.
>>6493789
Rate my dick please.
>>6493842
Punching things and stuff? Sounds like an average day~
>>6493843
>Gets the succ
>>6493844
I did sell tho! Shut up!
>>6493856
Meh, it's doing okay, just not in the mood for it right this second.
>>6493864
Idunno. Some anon in ERP. I need to come here more often to tell the truth. Shit's comfy.
>>6493864
>Distant burning mantis noises
>>6493806
It's a black speck on the ground! Go do something else before you do something worse!
>>6493827
I'll...see what I can do. Are you okay...?
>>6493833
It's not arachnophobia. It's haphephobia.
>She harrumphs quietly.
Fear of being touched.
>>6493850
So "yes". Hehehe...thanks for all that, I'm glad she's here.
>>6493871
Don't expect any fancy food today, because I invited you people to test my new Burgerbotâ„¢.
>>6493878
Fiiiine. Send it to my discord <3
>>6493871
So that's what it means to play with death. Now I understand.
>>6493871
Thanks for the meal, but I gotta get going now!
>>6493879
Sure is.
>>6493871
Do you really want another round tied up with my pets, dearie? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6493882
You humans have quite the vocabulary, ahuhuhu~!
Do you know what this fear stems from, dearie? It seems rather specific.
>>6493892
>punches the robot
I hate robots!
>>6493894
Which is?
>>6493871
All I can think about is how long that bullet must be. But there's more things to talk about. Like how Eggman's and Ishi's make the last event involving them weird. And there's a lesson about not messing with others stuff in there somewhere.
>>6493881
Oh come on!
>tries to numb its pain so it dies peacefully
>>6493879
Well go on truthseer, say something!
>>6493882
Was rika, was.
>>6493821
Hey! It's a bunch of fans. How about I give you a free performance before I go on and cont-
>>6493911
Oh my, thank you so much, dearie! You're not as bad as that annoying white dog in the Underground, ahuhuhu~!
>>6493895
Consider yourself lucky. I will give you a few more days to live.
>>6493879
Let me ask u something, how ERPing feels and why u do it?.
i want to understand ERP a little bit more
>>6493909
Dark Magician Girl#3213
>>6493913
Fine! I'll say something.
Wuv woo :3
>>6493816
>>6493911
Oh, well, this is awkward...
>>6493909
Satsukihellraiser95#6666
>>6493906
>The gigantic robot starts to shake and ends up vomiting up a hamburger, right in front of the echidna
How did you know that it activates when you punch it?
>>6493898
...Nothing I want to talk about.
>>6493913
Was or wasn't, this is still a bit much, either way.
...And I'm pretty sure Selena doesn't like being touched.
>>6493882
Now don't thank me. I haven't done anything in getting her back. All I did is just offer support.
>>6493864
>Before Hiita can even getclose to a hug, she finds herself in a chokehold.
Don't. Ever. Touch. Me. Again
>Pushes away
>>6493882
No I am NOT okay. Just old memories..Just take this stupid woman and leave me alone.
>>6493922
Feels lewd, and that's why I do it. Sometimes you just need to get dicked!
>>6493911
This place sure has a lot of weapons. Are you sure you'll manage to take all this with yourself?
>>6493921
Really? How dissapointing.
>>6493934
>drowns in a sea of hamburgers
Uh... I didn't
>>6493812
...At this point you could have passed out from exhaustion. On my bag i have a pair of water bottles and a lunch box.
>>6493801
Because you could have avoid that problem anyways.
Could you explain what kind of bugs are the ones eating your plastic box? I guess that you could find something here for repelling them.
>>6493809
Even if I don't wear my training clothes for now, I'm a quite skilled on certain arts, but the one I'll keep working hard is on Archery.
One doesn't limit themselves on just fighting anyone who gets on their way, a body needs to keep working on their stamina from the different obstacles.
>>6493821
>
>>6493911
So that's why he knew my Burgerbotâ„¢'s secret. He must be my assigned assistant!
>>6493926
How's your girlfriend doing?
>>6493911
Good guys win while the bad guys lose. It has always been this way. How accurate that is is never certain.
>>6493938
doesnt help a lot, but at least is something
>>6493947
Well, good luck with that...
>>6493951
Sure, whatever...
Testing
>>6493938
This DMG looks very cuddly.
>>6493944
What do you mean you didn't? There's no way you could find out it thanks to sheer luck!
I made sure to hide that thing well! Using my genius intellect, I hid the activation right under its belly button!
>>6493898
Tank-chan's got the 'tism son
>>6493940
Don't worry, honey, I can't die. Can't say that for you. So I will visit you when your time will come. We will surely meet again
>>6493966
Cool story bro
>>6493966
Kellam?
>>6493960
I knew that the Boss would be happy about Burgerbotâ„¢ having machine guns installed in it. You know, I had to do it, just in case it has to defend its burgers.
>>6493960
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO ORGANIZE ALL THOSE SOCKS!?!
YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN!
>>6493969
Yeah, sure it is....
Listen, this partnership is only temporary, so no getting attached to me, alright?
>>6493947
Are you gonna share it with me ~?
>>6493936
Hey, that support kept me going, didn't it?
>>6493937
Memories of bugs...? Eh. Not my place to pry. I'll see what I can do, like I said. Sorry for bothering you.
>>6493947
Someone RAN in to my tank and a horde of them just started EATING it!
...Some weird subspecies of roach. And if you call it plastic one more goddamn time, I swear!
>>6493989
You have nothing to worry about! Even if I appreciate any assistant that I can get, I also understand that an animal couldn't keep up with my brain for long!
>>6493960
Are you feeling uncomfortobale, girl? You should be.
>>6493973
Nobody's immortal. Can't believe the Deathbringer himself doesn't know that.
>>6493960
Nice to see you guys getting a little better at this. However time still remains an enemy. Today's death has someone being too fast and another being too slow on the uptake.
>>6493998
HEY! I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!
Well, I AM but....
S-SO ARE YOU!
>>6494002
Thanks Mighty, this will do nicely...
>>6493925
Er
>blushing intensifies
T-thanks I guess dmg.
>>6493937
Jeez! What the hells your problem!
>>6493935
That's alright, dearie. You don't have to if you don't want to.
>>6493971
The...the what? Is that some sort of human condition?
>>6494002
I banish thee to the very depths of Hell. My revenge is complete.
>>6494000
Are you sure of it? I can't die while there is something that can die.
>>6494002
Ambush? From where? Why didn't Burgerbotâ„¢'s sensors pick up anyone? And now he got trashed.
Perfect.
>>6494012
You are. Go away.
>>6493997
Memory of something else...Just take this annoying bee away from me before someone is going to get hurt.
>>6493997
You know it. I just like hearing people say thanks in many ways, hehehe. No problem, kid. Would be glad to help anytime.
>>6494017
At least your embodiment is a history now. That's something.
>>6494002
Damn... you... They said... we should cooperate... We should be... friends...... You Brute!...
>>6494002
Looks like everyone's fine-tuned and ready to go.
>>6494039
Thankzzzzzzz......
>>6494011
Correction. I'm a human, and even among humans I count as a genius. Of course you could say that humans have connections to animals, but that won't change that I'm not just an animal!
But even if I accepted that I'm an animal, I'm still one with a brain that's unrivaled in the entire world!
>>6494034
As I said, I can't die. I faded away, yes, but I not died. It would be funny if a Deathbringer himself would die, right?
>>6494002
I don't even bother with these.
>>6494014
I don't even talk about this crap with family, thank you.
>>6494033
Gee, don't be a glory hound, now. What've you been up to?
>>6494028
Egh...figured...maybe a story for some other day. I'm trying, now, I'm trying!
>>6494012
Your brunette sister knows not to pry, you know.
>>6494039
And the kill is mine
>>6494039
That night with death surely must have left some sort of a curse on me. Better stay on guard. But in that case, why even bother running away from the inevitable?
>>6494054
Not really. I don't care about you.
>>6494028
Fine! See how winter blizzards hold for you!
>>6494055
Yeah well Im not her am I?
>>6494055
Fair enough, dearie.
Speaking of which, how is your mother? I do recall you mentioning her.
>>6494044
Being smart ain't everything y'know!
Eggman's smart and yet all of his plans to take over the world end up failing!
>>6493997
How about you try to set up a bait for them? using some destroyed parts of your Tank, or something similar.
There has to be a reason of why they became attracted to your... Vehicle.
>>6493991
...Share it with you?
>>6494039
Super ready is an understatement. All the monitoring and bomb removal has everyone live another day.
>>6494078
You know I can climb up walls, right?
>>6494072
The water bottles and the lunch box ~
>>6494078
I've learned a lot of languages during my journeys, but I don't recognize this one at all. What is this country?
>>6494064
Really? But what was that thing that happened to us?
You may not care about me, but I care about you... and your precious soul. I want her... badly. Give it to me!
>>6494078
I-I was just making sure no one gets hurt!
>>6494055
You take any thanks you can get with me. As for me, I guess you can say another member to our family has come recently. Been trying to make him feel welcome. You know how it is.
>>6494070
Why would you try to lie to me? Being smart is the most important things. Without my level 100 brain, I wouldn't be able to create cute robots like this one!
>She points at the burning wreckage that once was Burgerbotâ„¢, but thanks to the game he is no more
B-Burgerbotâ„¢! I forgot about him!
>>6494099
Come and take it, then, if you want it so badly.
Pachamama
>>6494110
Yep, sure is one cute looking bot.
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>>6494078
You'd be surprised how often I see that happening in my visions. It's why I always take the stairs.
>>6494067
Spooky as usual and feeling kinda depressed, I think. She'll be fine.
>>6494072
They're already cleared out thank you very much.
And I'll have you know that my Flower Tank is SPOTLESS!
>>6494109
They that rare? Huh...that so? I didn't figure you'd do that so casually.
>>6494066
Alright, listen. I like her more than I like you, and she wants you to piss off. Can't you just respect her wishes?
>>6494067
She raped herself as a child. Tragic.
>>6494113
Still, I have a patience. Your soul will eventually be mine. I have all the eternity!
>>6494125
T-torture me all you like! I ain't spilling the beans!
>>6494119
You can laugh all you want, but Burgerbotâ„¢ is still the cutest one in my heart, because I worked for an entire day on him. Even in this state he is my cutest work.
Well, I guess I just have to make a new one.
>>6494125
So long, you two! Descend to the depths of Hell!
>>6494134
Yes, I know. Good for you, lad.
>>6494126
Good to hear, dearie.
>>6494133
...Dearie, is it anatomically possible for one to...do that to themselves?
I have, like, 400,000 surnames.
>>6494125
It's too late in the game to be this sloppy. Almost as much of how late it is for me to tell you this stuff.
>>6494144
Whatever you say...
>>6494167
Oh COME ON!
How is that fair!?!
>>6494167
Got him caught in the web cage. Perfectly executed, Spider Girl.
>>6494126
We try our best but people get real upset when we can't protect their buildings or stuff like that. And what can I say. Our kid's an infectious little ball of joy. Hard to say no to him.
>>6494177
It wasn't supposed to be, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6494182
You as well, dearie.
>>6494167
This is a case where knowing too much can be life or death. Careful out there guys.
>>6494159
Did I really even talk about this stuff with you? Huh.
>>6494167
...Dammit.
>>6494185
Oh, come on, you have some really high stakes there, right? It can't be blamed.
>>6494188
Hey babe why don't you and me ditch this joint and go back to my place
>>6494182
>>6494188
W-whatever!
I could've took you both down!
>>6494162
Are you anon?
>>6494208
Aren't we all Anon?
>>6494200
That's not how you violently rape
>>6494197
It was foolish of you to trust me from the very beginning. Die.
>>6494206
Then why didn't you do so?
>>6494197
You couldn't have quit a worse time, Hikki. The tables have turned for our little avenger.
>>6494213
Are you the 1337 super hacker 4chan?
>>6494226
Guess I got caught in the same trap. Wow.
>>6494177
>After a long and drawn-out sigh, she pulls out a small fire extinguisher from her lab coat to stop her creation from being completely erased by the fire
Don't worry, Burgerbotâ„¢. I'll make sure when you get rebuilt as Burgerbot XmegaV616â„¢, you will be even cuter.
>>6494199
I believe you mentioned your mother before, yes.
>>6494200
You are quite the classy suitor. I'll tell you what, dearie: keep humoring me, and I won't make you into pet food, ahuhuhu~!
>>6494206
But did you, dearie? Did you?
>>6494226
I'm terrible sorry, dearie, however after eliminating that other contestant, I realized how much of a threat you actually were.
>>6494229
No, I'm not a hacker. Aren't we all 4chan?
>>6494094
>She searches on the inside of her bag, finding a tiny bottle alongside a Lunch box containing two rice balls.
Just make sure to give me back that bottle, I'd need it some time later.
>>6494126
Then, what are you going to do if they come out again? Just be prepared on any case, even if your Tank is on a decent condition. Besides that the faint sugary smell from carbonated beverages can attract many unwanted guests.
>>6494221
Damn it you almost got me.
Clever girl.
>>6494226
Not a great way to die... but oh well. I shall take your soul with me
>>6494126
Oh so tank girl wants to talk about respect! You respect no-one and nothing, Im leaving her alone for her sake not yours!
>>6494221
>ld
>>6494243
That was pretty smart, how can I be mad? I'm rooting for you now.
>>6494222
Because you cheated!
>>6494241
Good luck with that.
>>6494243
No...
B-but now I know what I'm up against!
>>6494199
Well they try to find a reason to. Can't remember how many places we've been banned from.
Thats a terrible exaggeration
>>6494226
Girls shoot. Boys sneak around. Makes sense to me.
>>6494270
His fault for not training his body
>>6494253
>shitting on LD
you're just kicking a "man" when he's down and prolly rather hungover.
>>6494253
You don't know a THING about what you're talking about! Just because I don't show you any doesn't mean I don't show ANYONE any.
>>6494269
Just how petty can people be? Seriously?
>>6494250
I'm going to blast the HELL out of them. And I'll have you know that I keep myself VERY clean, and that stuff stays refrigerated!
...Just how did you notice that??
>>6494243
I have? Huh.... Ugh. Sorry about this, I'm feeling all over the place.
>>6494263
Thank you, dearie. I'll try not to disappoint.
>>6494268
Yes: two beings more powerful than yourself, ahuhuhu~!
>>6494276
These human weapons are quite powerful, ahuhuhu~.
>>6494299
Completely alright, dearie. You may just need some rest.
>>6494295
Fuck off Bolin.
>>6494299
You dont show any at all and everyone knows it!
>hiita