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HG thread - [spoiler]I'll be using the suicidal code[/spoiler]
This is just a shitty test game, if someone wants to host over, you're free to do it.
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>>6483166
I'm ready to go!
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>>6483054
Magic is sort of questionable, since science and medicine can get so advanced that they're pretty indistinguishable. Personally I think that everything's a product of science in one way or another. The things we see as magic we just aren't advanced enough to understand and replicate yet.
>>6483079
>Fran starts to tear up, pulling a handkerchief from her pocket and wiping her eyes with it.
How brave of you.. Sacrificing organs to save a woman you don't even know.. It moves my heart..
>She sniffs overdramatically and sets out a foldable table, patting it with her palm.
*Sniff*
Just lay down here..
>>6483093
If it bothers you I can replace it with synthetic muscle. It gradually dissolves at the exact rate it takes the normal muscle to regrow, but for youkai it probably wouldn't work.
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Well then, Let's go to the Bloodbath.
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>>6483038
>>6483045
>>6483019
>>6483009
Another audience with the King of Conquerors will take place here the next time I return. For now, farewell to you all!
>Alexander flies away on his magical flying chariot
>>6483166
Host! I demand you to give my spot to anyone who was left out of this battle!
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>>6483198
I completely understand, me being a magician myself. Although, science and magic do seem significantly different from my perspective... No one can summon fire out of midair, after all.
>Checking his watch, Arthur sighs, slowly beginning to turn around.
I apologise for doing this, love, but I must cut this conversation as I have something I need to do. I will be back in an hour. If Oliver doesn't come back by then, I owe you, yes? Farewell.
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>>6483207
If Raven were here, I'd DEFINITELY win this bet...
>>6483210
Bye, king hu-
...You can fly?!
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Have you ever fallen in love with an avafag?
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>>6483198
Exactly so, miss.
>By now, any bleeding that there would've been has already stopped.
>>6483210
Oh. I see. Farewell, sir.
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>>6483198
It's a small price to pay to me.
>Emil climbs onto the table and lays flat on his back
I'm not gonna just turn away from someone who's life is in danger. I'm ready.
>>6483207
>>6483265
W-What's that supposed to mean?
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>>6483166
Stop entering your shit tier filler Adrians
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>>6483274
>falling in love with a neckbeard pretending to be a teenage cartoon girl
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>>6483210
My Apologies for not seeing this, but your demands will be completed on another chance.
>>6483207
Day 1 and people are already having conflicts for stupid things.
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>>6483296
...What's a 'cartoon'? Do you mean a 'carton'?
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>>6483280
Raven would'a killed me at the start. That other weird human with the silver hair would'a, too.
>>6483296
C-Come back! Please!
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>>6483291
What about Tricky and Utsutsu?
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>>6483296
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>>6483210
Explains how he blitzkrieged his empire
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>>6483291
this
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Night 2, a new day is drawing closer and with that more deaths.
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>>6483340
O-Oh... Don't feel bad! I usually don't make it very far in these things either.
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>>6483255
That's fine. I can probably find something to hold Adorea over until then. Do whatever you need to do.
>>6483278
So your body really does come naturally equipped with rapid healing? I don't know if that'll make augmentations any easier, since I'm sure you achieve it in the same way I make it possible, but it's worth looking after.
Oh, and thanks for saving Adorea, by the way.
>Adorea bows respectfully.
>>6483280
>By the time Emil looked back at her, she'd already sewn four new arms onto herself.
Adorea! Bring my bag, set everything out separately. I want anesthetics by me, you need to be monitoring his pulse at all times. BEGIN OPERATION!
>Emil is then promptly jabbed in the arm by a sharp needle, and the next thing he knew, he'd be waking up on the same table, both women sitting nearby and drinking tea.
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>>6483341
both of them are taken by another avafag.
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>>6483370
>sits beside
>sleeps
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>>6483378
...Why are there so many perverts around here?
>>6483395
>Emil awakes- darting his eyes around a bit and feeling sore in his jabbed arm
...It's over?
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>>6483378
MISS SANAE!?
>>6483395
Why in the world would I need such a thing as augmentations?
...Pardon? What did I do?
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>>6483378
Harder life... really?
>Be me
>Your father forces you to marry
>While you was traininting you fall in Into a pond
>Now, with cold water you become on girl
Don't fuck with me
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>>6483458
No.
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>>6483274
He'll never return the same feelings..........
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>>6483476
Fuck you. I tried to, but you dicked me over.
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>>6483458
I meant Night 2. damn.
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>>6483447
Yes, your appendix is resting safely in Adorea.
>"Thanks for your donation."
She should be able to last another day at least, now.
>>6483449
She needed organs, but she can make do with muscle. Her purpose is to store extra parts, and that's also what she lives off of.
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>>6483476
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>>6483493
>You skipped Day 2.
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>>6483491
Everybody dicks you over you faggot
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>>6483493
Day 3, and there's nothing new, just people trying to break their arms.
>>6483468
...Thanks Awawa.
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>>6483498
...Pardon me? That sounds...very...morbid. And unusual.
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>>6483510
>Thanks for pointing that out.
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>>6483540
You can run a virtual machine that runs windows.
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>>6483522
I-i fucking hate my life.
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>>6483493
Don't you think you could lighten up a little...?
>>6483498
Oh, that's good!
>He gets off the table and lands on his feet a bit groggy, but doesn't completely lose his balance.
Whoa... I don't think I can help her any more than this though. Will you be able to find more donors in time? I mean, not everyone's willing to give up something important like that on the spot you know.
>>6483540
W-Why...
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>>6483550
I think, that wasn't a good idea...
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>>6483580
*was
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>>6483551
Fair enough, I guess I could try that and set up a virtual machine.
Night 3
From this point, you only can hear the screams of people trying to kill themselves.
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>>6483542
She's a walking vessel for my spare organs and muscle. Since they can only survive in extreme cold or a working body, I put them inside of her until I can get them back to the lab or she overflows and I need to use an actual cooler. That way none of the cells on the parts rot, so they're in fine condition when I need them. The professor made her, too, so she's kind of like my sister, in a way.
>>6483573
My shipment of spare parts should be here in the next hour or so, so yes, she'll be fine. It was delayed this time and I was completely out of everything, so she had to starve for a bit, but she's okay now, thanks to your appendix.
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>>6483595
Nou, read again men.
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I always seem to arrive in the midst of these games. M-maybe it's my fault?
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>does trap things
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>>6483638
>kissu
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Day 4.
Eat your food and don't get too close to the rail tracks.
>>6483638
>kissu
This is just a silly test.
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>>6483638
Did I give you a snake body and not remember it or is that the work of the professor?
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>>6483638
I assure you, miss, it's mere coincidence. Please don't blame yourself.
>>6483610
I...can't say I quite understand all of what you're talking about, miss. My apologies.
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>>6483643
Cute~
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>>6483660
I'm a medical scientist. I collect organs for patients. Since I don't want to carry around an organ cooler everywhere I go, I just put them inside of Adorea. Simple, really. She likes it.
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Arena event.
Alright, we're close to reaching the one who didn't kill himself like a pussy.
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>>6483476
But I love you.
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>>6483672
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>>6483605
W-Was that... No, it couldn't be him.
>Emil carefully sets the object back down.
>>6483610
That's great! And no problem, I was happy to be useful! By the way... What's up with those extra arms of yours?
>>6483638
It's probably just bad timing. Just stick around and catch the next one!
>>6483652
Guess I'm going hungry...
>>6483677
>Emil fiddles around with the gun, unfamiliar to what it is and what it does.
...Guess it doesn't do anything.
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>>6483685
oh, it's just a gay.
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>>6483695
They make it easier to perform surgeries faster and more precisely.
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>>6483707
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Congratulations, you Gir... Man with a girlish hair!
and Thanks to everyone who participated on this test.
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>>6483676
Science is...hardly my strong suit. How could anyone enjoy such a thing?
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>>6483714
congrats, and thanks for hosting! <3
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>>6483710
No, I get that, but why do you have them in the first place? You're probably not human, right?
>>6483714
I-I won? Alright!
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>>6483715
>"I enjoy being useful."
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Placements for everyone who's interested.
During dead hours I'll try to test another game and trying to do what Awawa told me.
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>>6483741
Thank you for this bout.
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>>6483712
>locks in chastity
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>>6483756
>is sad
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>>6483646
No.
>>6483652
And no.
>>6483653
I was born with one, so unless either you or this doctor you speak of are my mother, neither of you did anything.
>>6483660
Yet it happens every time I pass by. Perhaps the residents simple aren't very fond of me.
>>6483695
If you say so. Yet I can't shake the feeling there's more at play here than sheer coincidence.
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>>6483676
One question and I want you to answer it truthfully.
Were you alive before you had you operation, igor?
>>6483755
Dont you have a job to do reaper?
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>>6483741
thnks for hosting
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>>6483714
Congratulations, Emil! And thank you for having us, sir!
>>6483738
Ah! You can talk?
>>6483765
Miss...there's no way for them to know, really. One needs quite the fair bit of free time.
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>>6483714
Well, I guess you really reeeeally lost that bet, haha! Congrats!
>>6483741
Thanks for hostin'!
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>>6483768
Pardon me?
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>>6483741
Thank you for hosting!
>>6483765
Maybe you're just being a little too paranoid about this? I have really bad timing too you know.
>>6483721
>>6483777
>>6483778
Thanks, guys!
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>>6483683
That's funny. You don't mean anything to me.
>>6483504
FUCK YOOOOOOOU
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>>6483741
Thanks for hosting
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>>6483732
That depends on what you'd count as human. Do you consider corpses human? Are ghosts human? Are fetuses human? The definition of human can change a lot depending on who you ask. I was created in my professor's laboratory. Technically I'm alive, but I also can't really die unless my brain stops functioning. "Zombie" isn't quite right either. I suppose I'm just as human as you are, if I were to answer that question myself.
>>6483765
Did I make you in my lab? I have a few creations that call me "mom" for some reason, actually.
>She bends down and takes a magnifying glass from inside of her coat, and starts to look for the incision point along the top of the woman's tail.
>>6483768
No, I was just a lot of body parts in a pile.
>>6483777
>"Yes."
She was created by my professor to hold organs, and that's what I use her for. I think it's all she was made to find happiness in, and she's fine with it.
>Adorea nods.
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>>6483800
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>>6483849
You do realize that every pious citizen will hunt you down to the very end for your mere existance, correct? You do understand that fact?
>>6483795
You heard me well and clear, dullahan. I do not tolerate laziness, be it political or supernatural. Get to work soldier
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>>6483849
I see... I think I heard about something like you before. A "Frankenstein's Monster" I think it was called. I'm guessing those hunks of metal on the side of your head aren't just some accessories?
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>>6483849
...I've stood around, merely waiting for hundreds of years for intruders to come and try to trespass, and even I can't help but think that you seem too...limited.
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>>6483880
Soldier? What makes you think I'm your underling? As if I'd work for someone like you.
Leave me be, cretin.
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>>6483777
I know, I know. I should worry less about these things, it's just that our troubled past has me on edge.
>>6483798
I will admit I get paranoid about humans from time to time, though for good reason. They're statistically the most likely to pull a weapon on one of my kind, did you know?
>>6483849
Again, unless my entire youth has been a fabrication, I'm fairly sure I was conceived naturally and grew up-
Could you stop that, please? I don't go around pulling on your head-bolts either, now do I?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkbj_S3etY
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>>6483880
They haven't been doing that so far, so I don't think they mind.
>>6483896
Maybe they're making legends about me in other places, how odd. My name's Fran Madaraki, which is pretty similar, so maybe that's the case. These metal pieces are alloys that keep my body at a similar durability to that of a normal human. Without them, I'd fall apart after a few days.
>As she says that, both of her eyes fall out and onto the floor.
Oh, dear.
>>6483899
What do you mean?
>>6483902
>She hesitantly complies, tucking her magnifying glass away.
You can, if you want. They're sturdy enough. You wouldn't happen to be from another world where everyone is a snake person, would you? I'm new to parallel universes, but I believe I have them somewhat understood.
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>>6483902
Troubled pass, miss?
>She idly fiddles with her scythe before resting it against her shoulder again.
Care to elaborate?
>>6483951
It's such a...simple existence, I suppose. But I suppose it's not my place, is it?
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>>6483900
Watch your tongue and EARN your respect Lala.
Not once have I made a negative remark about you on a personal level, I am making sure, that you, an entity whose role affects the souls of hundreds if not thousands on a regular basis, is professionally sound.
Do not act so shocked if the boss of a pious organization is concerned about whether you are maintaining your duties, Lala.
>>6483951
M'am. You are talking to one right now.
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>>6483902
It's probably because they're afraid of you and what you can do to them, and in their fear, they try to get rid of whatever's causing them to be afraid or at least put it under their control. I know how that kind of thing goes all too well. If it were say... a year ago, I'd definitely pull a sword out on you out of fear. But knowing what I know now, I can stay calm and reason things out with you.
>>6483951
>At the sight of Fran's eyes falling out of her head, Emil reacts accordingly
A-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Reminder to make a list if you havent already
http://hgavasorter.tumblr.com
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>>6483992
Any updates or additions?
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>>6483983
How am I to earn the respect of someone so insignificant to me I don't even know their name? I think you're a bit naive to assume my role in the underworld.
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>>6483992
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>>6483963
Most organs or even organelles in a body usually only have one single purpose that they fulfill for their entire lifespan. They do the same thing, over and over, until they die. Everything in an organism's body is so important, no matter how small, yet they continue to do the same monotonous task forever. I believe there is a lot to learn from the human body. Doing a single task incredibly well forever and leaving the rest to others that do the same is the most efficient system there is. That's why our bodies are the way they are.
>>6483983
Does that mean you're going to kill me for some reason?
>>6483988
That always happens at the worst times..
>She kneels down and feels along the floor, eventually popping her eyes back into place.
Don't panic, I can sterilize them when I get back to the lab.
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>sleeps
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>>6483992
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>watches
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>>6483951
Oh no, we monsterkind simply live isolated lives, far away from human civilization. The average reaction to seeing a lamia crawl up to you isn't extremely positive, I'm afraid.
>>6483963
There really isn't much to explain. Humans have always been weary of us monsters, and we in turn have been weary of them. There have been a few wars, every one pushing the two groups even further apart.
>>6483988
I'm glad you have gained some common sense, then. I pose no threat to you, as long as you do not pose one to me. I'm a strong believer in self-defense, after all.
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>>6484014
Who?
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>>6484046
>Adachi and Hikki this low
I wonder what cancerous newfag this is.
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>cleans
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>>6484005
I dont know what to change besides maybe add more cute gifs
Give me some suggestions
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>>6484046
I see how it is man
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>>6484075
>implying vapid shitposters shouldn't be that low
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>>6484075
>muh oldfag cj buddies.
kek
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>>6484055
So you're another real youkai? Strange how many of them are here, maybe this place has some kind of natural hormonal odor that attracts certain species. I'll have to look into it.
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>>6484040
We are more than the sum of our parts, miss. Why not make use of that?
...Even if I have precious little room to talk.
>>6484055
I know the feeling quite well, miss, believe me. I'll never really understand how they think...though I suppose my mistress's reputation is certainly deserving of that wariness.
>>6484046
>???
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>>6484046
cuck
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>>6483800
I'm one of your top 10 most liked people according to your list.
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>>6484098
>implying oldfags are like that without a reason
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>>6484046
>I am curious to know who this is now...
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>>6484046
Vino
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>>6484046
This is Asellus and it couldn't be more obvious if you put a nametag on it
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Only pussies use the Tie button
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>>6484009
The same way every other being has done so for the last 10,000 years, get your chunni head out of the sand, stop belittling people and take a reality check. You are but a courier for souls, in the same way as I am but an overseer for vampire hunters. We can glorify our titles as much as we wish, they are only that.
>>6484040
It could lead to that yes. Unlike the rest I offer you a choice. Quit your ways and work alongside the Hellsing Organization, that under its eye you will not descrate mortal or holy lands, lives and possessions. that you, miss, will be employed.
Or one day you will face gods divine wrath or the punishment made by his servants.
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>>6484116
>this place
>catering to reason at all
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>>6484131
If this is true I'll seriously be pissed
Fucking cunt I deserve better
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>>6484134
But I hate most people here equally...
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>>6484131
>That ain't me.
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>>6483992
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>The King of Conquerors comes back from the skies like a meteor
At last I return from the grocery store with tonight's spoils! The winner of the latest game, please step forward! I will also resume my audience with Asogre, King of Monsters, the medic, and Elly the Gatekeeper if they desire so.
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>>6484168
Off yourself, Kamina.
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>>6484040
(...Right, right. Frankenstein's monster, Castagnier. Get a grip...)
>Emil regains his composure
S-Sorry about that, I kinda scare easily.. My name's Emil Castagnier.
>He stretches out a hand to Fran
It's nice to meet you!
>>6484046
>Oh snap, now look what you did.
>>6484055
Yeah, me too. I try my best not to hurt anyone needlessly.
>He stretches out a hand to her
My name's Emil Castagnier by the way.
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>>6484014
>59
Dam you must really like me or something.
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>>6484168
This is the most ">Kamina" thing I've ever seen,
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>>6484180
Hiya! Welcome back!
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>>6484180
>Emil steps back a little at the man's entrance, but regains his composure soon after.
Um... That'd be me, sir.
>Emil steps forward towards him
Is there something you need from me?
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>no Matoi in list
DEANKEK ON SUICID WATCH
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>>6484111
Only because someone HAS to be there
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>tfw you aren't in anyone's top 10
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>>6484101
Besides a few brainwaves that make memory and control function, humans are exactly the sum of their parts. That's what the parts are there for.
>>6484135
No, I'm fine, thank you for the offer. People have too many definitions of the word desecrate and I doubt I'd make enough money to cover all of my parts. Plus the professor would probably get upset if I started working for someone.
>>6484180
Welcome back. Did you bring me a heart or something?
>>6484188
>She accepts the handshake. Her hand is slimey from the eyeball.
If you want, I can dig operate on your brain to make you less afraid of things.
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>>6484232
>Cirno
>Ramsay
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>>6484192
59 is the "I don't really have an opinion of you" tier.
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>>6484185
>>6484193
>if that is kamina he can fucking suck a cock, the cunt
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>>6484232
>Fuck you for posting literally 30 seconds before me with a Jojo meme holy shit
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>>6484193
>>6484185
As class president, I am relieved to be this transparent to the people I serve, you all.
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>>6483992
>>
All of you are my Number one.
Except for Yin and Bolin.
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>>6484180
GOODNESS! You certainly come and go abruptly, don't you?
>>6484239
Did I ever imply that I was talking in a purely scientific sense, miss?
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I want to fuck Lycanroc
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>>6483992
1. Me
2. Everyone else
3. Yosuke
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't.
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>>6484099
If you would rather not have me here, I can leave. I've met a colleague of you, or rather, someone in the same branch of science, who expressed an interest in dissecting me while I was asleep. Can I trust you not to share that interest?
>>6484101
She is more akin to the aggressive types out there? Tch, it's people like that who ruin the reputation of everyone that tries to make amends with humankind.
>>6484188
>She looks him up and down a few times before reaching her gloved hand out and shaking his.
Call me Alice, for the time being. Just Alice.
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>>6484279
which form?
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>>6483992
Sorter for games when?
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>>6484290
Night obv
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>>6484287
>Proves you wrong
FUCKING GIT GUT
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>>6484239
>As soon as his hand comes into contact with Fran's, disgust flashes for a second, but he soon breaks out a wry smile
Um... No thanks. I think I'm making good progress on my own as it is, Fran.
>>6484288
Ok, sure. Nice to meet you, Alice. What brings you here?
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>>6484288
Aggressive? Certainly not! She's simply the most powerful being in existence! Hmpf, honestly...as long as you don't provoke her or trespass, we couldn't care less, miss.
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>>6484287
>proves you wrong
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>>6484287
Um, excuse me sir...who are you again?
>>
Things that should be added to the sorter:
>avafag suggestion box for missing avafags
>filler sorter
>games sorter
>ship sorter
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>>6484301
H-How could you anon..?
I thought we were tight...
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>>6484319
>>ship sorter
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>>6484319
>ship sorter
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>>6484327
Tight as your boipucci?
>kissu
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>>6484319
>Ship sorter
"I think this thing is going to cause a lot of sore feelings."
>Fags who can't get a ship
>Newfags
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>>6484319
>filler sorter
no
>games and ship sort
Those are actually the coming soon and coming soon too options
Give me a list of all ships that ever happened
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>>6484316
You wanna fukin go cunt?
>>6484318
Just some trash really.
>>6484344
Uhh... What?
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>>6484216
There you are! Have this.
>Hands a bag full of Reese's
I have yet to know someone who does not like this brand of peanut butter cups
>>6484220
That's right! As our latest champion I have a proposition to you. Would you like to join my army?
>>6484239
I recall leaving the arena before the battle began, unfortunately. Is your patient still in need of a donor?
>>6484274
My entrance must asure everyone's awareness that the King of Conquerors has arrived! And a flying chariot tends to call a lot of attention.
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>chastises the thread for not having a game
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>>6484354
Nevermid. Fucking fight me, you cunt.
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>>6484360
Is this...human candy?
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>>6484354
Oi go huff gasoline ya abo
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>>6484353
>Sena Kashiwazaki X King Knight
>Celes X Tamaki
>Aizawa X Ursula
>Haru Ichinose X Takuto Tsunashi
Getting mine in now.
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>>6484274
I was. Philosophy only matters as a foundation for actual science and fact. If that philosophy can be proven wrong, that is reality. We're exactly our parts and nothing more. Again, that's why they're there.
>>6484288
No, I won't do it without permission, but I'd still like to see eventually. Maybe you could bring back a fresh snake-person corpse for me to analyze some time. Maybe that could help me make it easier for humans to shed their skin. It's a healthy process, you know.
>>6484308
That's fine, the surgery would be relatively expensive anyway. I have to make a living somehow, with the professor gone and all.
>>6484360
Not today, she has a Brachioradialis muscle and an appendix now, but those will probably only last her a day and a half. Luckily I have a shipment of spare parts coming in soon, so she should be able to make it. Right now she's off sleeping to conserve energy.
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>>6484308
Observing the people here. It's interesting to see how humans and..other creatures act when they're put together in a life-or-death situation.
>>6484312
Most powerful...Everyone around here seems to call themselves that. True power does not come from strength or spells alone.
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Give me a good name for a Munchlax.
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>>6484399
Do you have the Prom roster?
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>>6484413
Kevin Owens
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>>6484353
Yukine x being NTR'd
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>>6484353
With the ship sorter, I meant it so you can ship the avatars together, not picking your favorite existing ship
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>>6484413
>Fat Cunt
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>>6484413
Jesus Jones
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>>6484415
It's outdated.
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>>6484427
Nobody cares what you meant. Rating existing ships is more fun.
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>>6484377
Fucking bring it you lippy cunt, I'll fucking bash ya cunt. Meet me down the servo and I'll put you in the fucking dirt.
>>6484386
Do I look like a fucking abo to you cunt? I'm not some shitskin or a white guy that pretends to be an abo.
I drink to get my buzz like any normal fucking person.
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>>6484413
Fat Albert
My dubs command you to name it that
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>>6484428
Bite za dusto
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http://hgav.wikia.com/wiki/Hunger_Games_Avatars_Wikia
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>>6484360
...
>Emil thinks for a moment, then shakes his head
No thank you. I mean no disrespect, but I kinda just want to live peacefully, you know? I've also got too many people back home that I can't just leave behind.
>>6484404
Gone? As in "missing"?
>>6484410
Oh... I see. You prefer to spectate?
>>6484413
>Nana
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>>6484360
Can't you simply enter by yourself? I don't even know what you mean by the title.
>>6484404
With as much as I've seen miss, I could care less for what science thinks. TO be blunt.
>>6484410
Hmpf. Nobody can compare to my mistress! She has the greatest amount of sheer power, compared to everyone I've seen here.
...And she certainly isn't some mindless brute, either!
>>6484413
>Tobias.
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>>6484439
Nah the other anon is right. What fun is rating all 5 existing ships.
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>>6484413
El Gordo
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>>6484448
>bites za dusto
Friendly last operator standing
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>>6484413
Munchlax
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>>6483992
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>>6484446
Ya a fockin abo ya lyin cunt. Ya posting this from the damn centrelink.
>>
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>>6484440
fuck off Jude
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>>6484448
>Just moved to new apartment in Texas
>Shitty internet
>Computer hasn't arrived through the mail yet
>Can't screencap
I'll just re-enact the scene since I can't post the picture in response to your epik RP
>Rohan's back explodes
..! I just remembered.. I was supposed to meet Koichi here... At 8:30..
>Crawls
I found Yoshikage.. Kira... With my Heaven's Door..
I have to... Tell them..
>Starts to explode
K-KOICHI-KUUUUUUU-
>Boom
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>>6484472
>Newfag
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>>6484488
Inb4 happy spider comment.
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>>6484503
>
Go ahead and name all current ships. Dead people dont count.
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>>6484488
>Seth
>95
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>>6484427
You dont need a sorter to do that
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>>6484404
Lamia. Our race are called lamia. And let me ask you a question, if one of your family members died, would you find performing an autopsy on them to be a normal thing to do?
>>6484459
I engage from time to time as well, though I cannot actively spend too long here. I prefer watching from the shadows, yes.
>>6484468
Straight out of the "I'm an angsty demon overlord" textbook. Could she not at least have some flaws? Everyone has at least some of those.
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>>6484472
What fun is having to see more autism in the form of one faggot's headcanon?
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>>6484492
Assmunch
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>>6484244
I know, it feels good im usually a lot lower
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>>6484459
Sort of. The only thing I know is that he's alive and still performing experiments somewhere, but no one knows where he went.
>>6484468
But science is sort of important.
>>6484519
...Yes..?
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>>6484488
Im curious to see who this is now
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>>6484516
Yep, fuck that guy.
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>>6484382
Yes, humans of this age sure came up with many addictive delicacies at a very low price!
>>6484404
>Alexander scratches his back in mild confusion.
So...all of that means the wounded woman will be fine temporarily? Uh...Good! But to think a body can deteriorate like that, I cannot let such a disease to reach my troops.
>>6484459
So you cannot leave your loved ones behind? Very well, our champion! Return home and tell the story of your victory, and always remember! Alexnder the Great will alays have space for talented warriors like you!
>>6484468
It means what it says, Elly! Thanks to my conquering campaing in the middle east I rasied one of the largest empires in human history! Therefore, I was granted with such title.
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1 - Seth
2 - Soviet
3 - Aikawa
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>>6484548
>If people don't find my autism fun I will question the fun of everything
>>
>think people like me
>thanks to the sorter I know I was wrong
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>>6484560
Gotta be Janus.
I don't blame you.
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>>6484584
Join the club
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>>6484565
Awful lot of implications m8. I don't care, but you are seriously sperging out right now
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>>6484559
It's not a disease, that's just how she was made. On a normal week she'd be overflowing with organs, but things have been slow and the shipment was late, so she was in a critical condition for a while. That's just the job, though.
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>>6484514
>current ships
>current
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>>6484595
check my dubs senpai
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>>6484584
I wouldn't be so quick to draw conclusions.
95% of the people on my sorter I either like or don't have an opinion on, the other 5% are just people I find annoying at most.
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>>6484584
I feel you. Kind of a mood killer, you know?
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>>6484595
>If people counter my points I'll point fingers and shout "sperg"
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>>6484560
>2 Soviet
What?
No, really, what? Not that he's a bad guy or anything but, seriously?
>>
>>6484492
>Stahl
>>6484519
How come you can't stay here long?
>>6484536
What does he look like? I may have seen him around here before.
>>6484559
Thank you for the offer, Mr. Alexander! I'll keep it in mind!
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>>6484559
>Smolgore does not hear the latter half of the sentence, as he shoves his entire face into the bag and begins rapidly eating all the candy.
>>6484584
>>6484591
>>6484608
Aw, I like you, humans!
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>>6484584
>>6484591
>>6484608
Why do you care what these shitheads think?
>>
>>6484605
I haven't scored higher than 70 on any chart
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>>6484440
not me
>>6484423
o-oh
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>>6484600
>>6484600
Xactley
>>6484602
you fail.
>>6484610
>I'll greentext, that'll show em!
m8 youre makin a scene
>>
>My form of autism is less autistic than everyone else's autism
You can't make this up
>>
>>6484536
I...shouldn't have asked someone like you. Normal people would reply with "No."
>>6484617
I have duties of my own to attend to as well, as the Mo- err, nevermind. My job requires me to be around most hours of the day.
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>All these autists just now waking up to the fact that they're just not that interesting
>We've continued to feed them bullshit like "they're okay" and "RP is optional"
>>
>>6484630
J-Jesus christ
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I'm hungry, but I can't decide on what to eat. Anyone have a suggestion?
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>>6484634
fuck off Yukine
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>>6484634
>making a scene
>dead hg thread
Get some help.
>>
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>>6484631
>kissu
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>>6484640
That's the nature of a spectrum, yes.
>>
>>6484625
You're never going to be as good as Izaya
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>>6484649
>We've continued to feed them bullshit like "you don't need a code" and "rp isn't autistic"
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>>6484492
>Glad you like it.
>>6484519
She's no demon, miss.
...Quite frankly, you shouldn't ask someone that's as devoted to her as I am for flaws. I suppose she doesn't care for anything other than sleep and her flowers, typically.
>>6484559
I can't say I've heard of any such thing, personally. But, ah...human history really isn't my thing.
>>6484536
Not to a being so unscientific as I.
>She glances down at her arm, which has long since healed, and rolls her sleeve back down.
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>>6484658
not me
>>6484667
Come back when you're r63 door
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>>6484659
>more greentext and buzzwords
Talking to yourself m8?
>>6484658
Oklahoma sucks
>>
For the sorter
http://pastebin.com/6EyhUBij
http://pastebin.com/6EyhUBij
http://pastebin.com/6EyhUBij
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>>6484587
>hugs
You guessed wrong.
>>6484611
Hes pretty fucking funny, tries to interact with a lot (even if its just mostly females) has never done anything bad to these threads intentionally and can be the laughing stock here daily all with a smile on his face. If thats not good here, I dont know what is.
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>>6484669
Oh I didn't know Izaya was good to begin with.
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>>6484617
The last time I saw him, he was a tall guy with a beard and sort of messy hair. If he wanted to hide, though, I'm sure he would have completely changed his entire chemical makeup, down to his hair and fingernail DNA. I'm willing to bet he's a completely different person from the last time I saw him.
>>6484646
Normal people aren't exactly going out and improving the world by studying the unknown, either.
>>6484673
That just means you're uninformed..
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>>6484656
>Smolgore pokes his head out of the bag, cheeks bulging.
Reethe'th Cupth! They're delithshith!
>Back down he goes.
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>>6484646
You're a mom? Well, that's understandable. Gotta be there for your kids, right?
>>6484656
How about an egg sandwich?
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>>6484692
>replies
>talking to yourself
Please go back to memeschool
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Thread is full of shitposting, as usual.
Jesus christ, I wonder which one of you autistic dipshits started this again.
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>>6484710
I only care for ya m8. I'm worried youre losing your mind.
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>>6484720
Hoshi
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>>6484720
>le ur autistic because you shitpost, shitpost
>literally a shitpost about shitposting
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>>6484735
>projecting
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>>6484703
Keep trying. You might be a good shitposter one day.
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Remember that time Yukine said he was going to retire Yukine for a few months some weeks back?
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>>6484703
He is. You two are perfect for each other.
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>>6484751
>Greentext
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>>6484755
Remember that time Baron said he was gonna quit HG and then picked him back up 3 hours later
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>>6484705
Seriously? He can do that to himself? That's going to make tracking him down hard... Oh! Those experiments you were talking about, are they like you?
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>>6484755
Ya, I didn't do it because Seth made me realize retiring is autistic, plus I like having a low effort ava
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>>6484696
>hug
>54
You can hang yourself. You aren't allowed to touch me.
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>>6484682
Come on, I was trying to lighten up the mood.
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>>6484706
Don't talk with your mouth full, it looks gross and I can't understand you.
>>6484708
An egg sandwich sounds pretty nice right now since you mention it, but I don't have any eggs with me and I don't know of anywhere I can get some nearby.
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>>6484656
Do you have any particular options, miss?
>>6484705
What need would I have for science, if I may?
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>>6484755
I think that was last week.
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>>6484673
Now that is a feat of hers I can appreciate. I don't care for much other than delicacies either, especially the sugary ones. Say, would you happen to know a good local pastry shop?
>>6484705
I suppose you're right. Very well, I'll see what I can do, no promises. And I'm not about to commit grave robbery for some research.
>>6484708
Eheh, you could... think of it like that. Though they aren't my children, I do have to make sure they all behave. It's quite the daunting task.
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>>6484774
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>>6484617
You better! After all one day the entire mapped world will be part of my empire!
>>6484623
Wahahahaha! They taste great, right? But be careful, too much of it and your stomach will regret it.
>Alexander steps out of his chariot
So, you asked about why I was in escence, a Servant, right?
>>6484598
Sounds like a dreadful way of living, if you ask me. What did she do to deserve a cursed body bounded to forever decay?
>>6484673
Ah? Your homeland does not belong to the human world then?
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>>6484778
wrong r63 door...
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>>6484772
Im honestly not sure if I should be grateful that I can get this apethetic and forgiving so quickly or be resentful about it.
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>>6484806
THATS
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>>6484780
I was thinking I'd have some kind of noodle dish, but egg sandwich sounded like a pretty nice suggestion too.
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>>6484809
A
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>>6484752
I don't have to impress somebody like you.
>>6484758
Fuck my shit up senpai
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>>6484803
>useless post that adds nothing to thread
>not a shitpost
>proceeds with next hoshi meme
Here's a final (You) for the effort you make in being retarded
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>>6484823
TERRIBLE
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>>6484762
>no arguement
>hurr durr
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>>6484809
PRETTY BIG MECH
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>>6484833
So are yours.
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>>6484656
You're on time! My chariot is overflowing with snacks and I can't eat them all by myself, approach without caution!
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>>6484842
>Greentext with memes
wew lad. something new.
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>>6484799
I suppose I used to be in the outside world, but...it's been a loong, long time, sir. I've forgotten most of that, really.
>>6484790
...Flowers. As in the plants, miss?
And I'm afraid not. I bake now and then, but only for her.
>>6484815
Hmh...the first one certainly sounds entertaining to me as well, miss.
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>>6484828
Let izaya do that to you instead.
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>>6484779
I could whip something up... If I had any ingredients on me right now. Sorry.
>>6484790
I'd imagine so. How many of them do you have to watch?
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>>6484836
I pick 15 doggos
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>>6484773
Some of them. I only have three sisters that I know of. One is Adorea, the other is my body guard named Veronica who was made to be an assassin, and then my last sister is Gavrill, but we're not on exactly good terms at the moment. She's the leader of a gang, actually.
>>6484780
So you didn't have to answer any questions with "I don't know," mainly.
>>6484790
Obviously I'll pay you for each body you bring me. I could also use some human bodies too, while you're at it. I'd prefer if you didn't kill them to get them, but things happen, it can't be helped, so if you happen to stumble across one then you know who wants it.
>>6484799
Nothing, she was just made for that purpose. I store my spare organs inside of her body. She runs off of them to keep them working and fresh, but the obvious downside to that is I need to keep her constantly stocked with spare organs and muscles.
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>>6484828
yeah you do, you wouldn't be trying so hard otherwise.
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>>6484861
>He stopped replying
I think you won..
>Claps for you
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>>6484775
Come on now Im 70, im not taking no for an answer so hug already you KH memelord.
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>>6484836
5, possibly 6, of those 9 wouldn't even bother you
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>>6484882
O-Oh, I'm guessing none of them have any idea where he is either?
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>>6484905
Yup, my arguments are flawless. He knew he had no chance
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>>6484854
I should have a proper meal, but I suppose this is destiny, and there is no escaping destiny. I'll take whatever you recommend.
>>6484869
Shame I don't have any eggs. But at least my dilemma has been solved by this gentleman.
>>6484877
It's fine, thank you anyway. I'm not sure if we've met before, but I don't remember you. I'm Yuubari.
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>>6484926
No. Veronica was the last one to see him, but even she has no idea, since he sent her back to the lab to protect me instead.
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I still don't believe that Rinoa = Sunset.
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>>6484945
It isnt, its Yuno dumbfuck
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>>6484882
But I don't have need for such questions at all, yes? I work on a different level, fundamentally.
>>6484931
Well, that would've made the noodles obvious.... My apologies for not being of use.
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>>6484886
What am I trying to do?
>>6484917
Passive aggressive handshake is the best I can offer.
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>>6484958
you mean Mokou?
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I love you guys
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>>6484869
Oh, I do understand. An appreciation for the delicate things in life is always nice to see.
Ah, that's a shame, I was getting hungry too. Ah well, can't be helped.
>>6484877
Oh dear. Millions, at the very least. Scattered all over the world, too.
>>6484882
I do not require payment, just the simple promise that you will grant them a proper burial once your tests are over.
As for humans, I tend to...have uses for them myself. Not that I actively seek them out, but if they attack first, they're the ones asking for it.
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>>6484779
>Smolgore pokes his head out of the bag.
>He swallows the mass of chocolate and peanut butter in his mouth before speaking this time.
Reese's Cups! You humans got some really good candy!
>>6484799
Yeah, 'cause you're the king! You're s'posed'ta be the big guy in charge!
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>>6484975
Best Game Codes/Hosts
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>>6484984
Im doing that
Im asking for which games to put in the sorter but only 2 people answered seriously
http://pastebin.com/6EyhUBij
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>>6484931
I've seen you around, but never really talked with you before. I'm Emil. Emil Castagnier. It's nice to meet you!
>Emil stretches out a hand to her.
>>6484943
Protect you? Protect you from what?
>>6484977
Wh-What!? How do you even keep watch of that many people?
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>>6484977
She's a flower youkai, it's only natural.
My apologies, miss, I don't really carry food on me, either way, I'm afraid.
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zura
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>>6484972
Il take it.
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>>6484966
Come on now, no need to apologize. How have you been? It's been a while right?
>>6484980
Reese's Cups? Candy isn't a meal and I've never heard of that kind, but since you mention them I'll have to keep an eye out and try them if I see them.
>>6485005
>She takes his hand and gives a firm shake.
Nice to meet you Emil, hopefully I won't forget you.
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>>6484966
Why is your hair blonde?
What makes it blonde?
>>6484977
>She groans under her breath.
Yes, I suppose I can promise that, but I would have rather resurrected them or put a different consciousness in their body to see how they act.. Are you against me cloning it and burying one of the clones?
>>6485005
Things that can hurt me. Sometimes terrorist groups or spies try to steal my work, she's pretty good at stopping them. Don't worry, I scold her when she kills any.
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a corpse should be left well enough alone
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>>6484869
Huh, then that changes my course of actions drastically. My goal is to conquer the world I was born in, but outside of that? I've gotta give it a thought or two.
>>6484882
Hm, science sure has gone far since the last time I paid attention. A woman sacrificing this much of her life for the sake of others...
>Alexander claps his hands together
I will pray to the gods for her safety.
>>6484931
Let's see...Oh!
>Alexander takes out three pre-packed sandwiches wraped in foil, handing them to the woman.
Here, eat them while they're hot! This method of keeping food warm will prove to be most useful!
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>>6485065
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>>6485066
You can thank our dedicated scientists for that. We're always discovering new things, you know. Oh, and don't worry about doing that, praying has never really done anything useful besides take up time.
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>>6485029
>Pats apathetically
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>>6485045
Same here. I've met so many new people here, it's hard to keep track of them all... But I've managed to do pretty good so far!
>>6485050
T-Terrorists? What do guys like that want with a surgeon's work?
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>>6484980
You speak the truth, Asgore! But unfortunately, the King you're speaking to has been summoned in this world through certain...conditions.
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i miss this place sometimes
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>>6485106
You're better off gone.
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>>6485066
Ah, thank you sir.
>She takes the sandwiches and stores two in a small compartment.
I'm Yuubari, let me know if I can do anything for you.
>She unwraps and starts eating one of the sandwiches.
>>6485093
How long have you been around anyway?
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>>6485005
I have the help of some talented people and a some magic here and there. But, as I said, it takes up most of my day.
>>6485016
That's quite fine, I wouldn't blame you for it. Say, I'm interested in your mistress. What's her name? Is she nice to you?
>>6485050
I... don't actually know what my stance on that would be. Can you make sure the original gets buried instead? Or rather, if you are able to clone organisms, could you not simply clone me?
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>>6485115
yeah i guess you're right
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>>6485045
Tori tells me I shouldn't eat candy every day, but it's really good so I just do it when she's out with Sansy or Froggit!
>>6485097
Soooo...ya'got a king of your own n'he sent'ya here, or..?
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>>6485093
Not a surgeon, a medical scientist. They're different things. A surgeon has more rules and actually works scheduled hours. I just research. And from that research comes opportunities to make money. Opportunities to use that research for evil things like terrorism. Almost everything I research can be used for mass destruction in some way, shape, or form. A few of my creations could wipe out humanity itself in the span of months. I have to keep those things hidden, obviously.
>>6485170
I suppose I could clone you, yes, but it would take about a month and I don't think you would consent to sleeping in a glass tube for that amount of time.
I'll just do that and bury the original. We have a deal, thank you for your cooperation, miss..?
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>>6485091
>shakes hand quickly
Do I look like one of those idiotic magicians to you?!
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>>6485050
Why are my eyes the exact color of my hair? Why can I lift things with my mind? Why don't I know what I am exactly?
...I don't really care, either way. I'm still me.
>>6485045
I suppose so, it's been nearly, ah...well, at least two months since I showed up last, I believe. I'm doing quite well, Miss Yuubari.
>>6485066
We're...separate, as it were. Why would you want such a thing?
>>6485170
Ah! Well, her name is Yuuka Kazami. And she could be as cruel or as kind to me as she wishes, for what I care. As it were, she's certainly kind enough as long as I don't demean her in some way.
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>>6485106
i dream about this place sometimes
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>>6485212
thats kinda sad
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>>6485180
You should listen, you might get an upset stomach or get fat, and in the long term it could ruin the balance of your stomach bacteria. >>6485204
Have you been busy then? I'd like to hear about it if you don't mind.
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>>6485212
I dream about suicide sometimes
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>>6485037
>kissu to the stinkstar
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>>6485228
Nah, is not. is funny
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>>6485170
Shouldent you be in the forests or something?
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>>6485204
"You don't know." That's what science is there for. I don't blame you for being uninformed, but don't discredit the field. It's an extremely important basis for all things you would personally consider important.
I'm sure this muscle sample will tell me exactly what you are. After I analyze it, you won't need to worry about that anymore.
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>>6485167
I've been coming around here for a few months now. I'm trying to get as strong as I can and get experience from dealing with all sorts of opponents.
>>6485170
I'm surprised that you have any free time at all with that many people to watch over. Even with magic, it still seems like a pretty difficult thing to do.
>>6485193
Oh man... A-Are any of your creations here by any chance?
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>>6485212
I dream about Matoi sometimes
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>>6485271
Dean pls
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>>6485271
Me too
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>>6485271
fuck off Deancuck
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>>6485229
Only as busy as I usually am, miss, it's really nothing more than a few annoying fairies, I'm afraid.
>>6485259
I don't CARE, rather.
...And I sincerely doubt that that's possible.
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>>6485193
I can only dream about sleeping for a full month with my job. Call me Alice, for now.
How should I call you, except for "eccentric robot scientist"?
>>6485204
You can't stay by her side if starts treating you like trash, you know. I may not know you that well, but I can already tell you deserve better than that.
>>6485255
I am free to go where I please, I'm sure. Unless you'd like to volunteer to stop me?
>>6485260
You'd be surprised at the efficiency of such magic. What about you? I'm certain you have a less stressful job than I do.
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>>6485260
No, but I can bring one here if you want me to. I'm sure Oswald or Okita would like to get some air.
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>>6485090
Take it as a way of admiration towards such strong devotion! As long as this is her wish with no regrets, may her body withstand for many, many years!
>>6485167
There is something you can do, Yuubari! How about considering joining my army? Our mission, complete world domination!
>>6485180
I am an Heroic Spirit given flesh into this world thanks to the Holy Grail! Even though I have achieved partial humanity, I'm not a proper human being like most of our fellow warriors here. If I'm to conquer this world I must first be reborn as a human!
>>6485204
Because that's my dream, of course! My greed for conquest died unfulfilled back in my days, therefore I must embark into a second quest!
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>>6485271
Dean, seriously
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>>6485271
I could be your Matoi today
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>>6485229
Well, sometimes my tummy hurts after I eat a lot, but Alphy has some human medicine that makes me feel better, so it's fine. Also, I do a lotta walkin' and runnin' and I play with all my friends, so I'm good!
>>6485308
Soooo...you're kinda'a monster, and kinda'a human?
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>>6485282
>>6485312
Hey now, I try keep my dreams normal.
Like last night when I was dreaming about watching a cage match on tv when suddenly Kano comes in and we're suddenly video game characters in one of them side scrolling games and I turn into a wolf.
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>>6485305
The closest thing I have to a job is... Taking care of a whole bunch of monsters.
>>6485306
Nonononono, that's OK!
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>>6485341
Dean confirmed furry
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>>6485305
Huh? Why would I?
>>6485304
Hey, I CAN hear you y'know
>>6485301
Ignore him, Im sure hes taken too many wild mushrooms.
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If Wisconsin turns over to Hilary I will do a 24hour hosting marathon.
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>>6485341
Fatal Fury? That needs to make a comeback desu.
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>>6485305
In all my memory I don't know a day before serving her. I simply can't picture myself anywhere else. As long as she's happy, I am as well. Miss.
>>6485308
But...WHY is it your dream?
>>6485362
And, miss? There's so many of you about that I couldn't care less.
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>>6485367
If Wisconsin turns I'll eat my belt, shit it out, and use it to hang myself on stream
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>>6485260
Ah, have you won any of the games? I've been around a while mostly for the fun of it, but I've only won two games I think.
>>6485304
Fairies? I imagine they'd be different than ours but could you tell me more about these fairies?
>>6485308
That's probably not a good idea, I don't really want to do any serious fighting again and if I got involved it would probably drag people I love into it as well. Maybe if you actually succeeded it would end a lot of the conflicts between different peoples, so it might not be so bad.
>>6485335
I still must advise against it. Eat candy in moderation.
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>>6485367
>>6485392
I'll be waiting.
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>>6485373
Fatal Fury was the fighting game. You're probably thinking of Final Fight. Both should get a comeback.
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Who is the faggot that made the sorter thing? Jude?
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>>6485360
No you stupid idiot, an actual wolf, that goes awoo and shit. You that weirdo from last night that wanted to fuck a dog? Sick fuck.
>>6485373
>>6485398
Eh, less fighting and more climbing over mountains and shit like that.
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>>6485304
You also don't know, that's the point I'm trying to make. Whether you care to know or not isn't the issue, there are people out there that do want to know, and that's what science is for.
I'm a hundred percent sure it's possible. At the very least, we can find out what you aren't. Comparing and contrasting DNA, I'll know your genetic makeup and be able to pinpoint just exactly where you land in terms of species. If nothing matches, I'll just have to keep searching until I find something that does. Then we'll know for sure.
It's some of the simplest science there is, frankly.
>>6485305
Fran Madaraki. If you really would be interested in cloning yourself, I'll give you directions to my lab and you can drop by for a visit any time, we're open twenty four hours a day.
>>6485308
She was made by the professor, so I'm sure she's got a lot of life left in her. I bet she'll outlive me, even. I haven't been able to study her very well, since her anatomy is so advanced, but I'm willing to bet that unless she's killed or runs out of organs, she'll live forever.
>>6485356
Why do you seem scared? They're so nice.. Oswald is my personal security system, and Okita helps me in the lab as my assistant, sort of. He has cat paws, so it's hard for him to hold things.
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>>6485406
Hoshi, he made everything
He is our god
Praise Hoshi
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>>6485406
fuck off anon
I'm not wasting my time on making shit like that for y'all. The first unlimited was more than enough
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>>6485430
>Hoshi
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>>6485443
>Enough
Nice meme.
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>>6485356
You are a monster hunter...? Not my most liked profession, I must say.
>>6485362
I've experience with fairies where I'm from, and they're particularly annoying. Excuse me for the prejudice.
>>6485384
That is quite sad, actually. You've never had another job, or perhaps a raise? Never thought about...you know, leaving?
>>6485425
I'll have to decline, miss Madaraki. I'd just end up bickering with my clones until one of us ends up alone, covered in snake guts. I'll keep our deal in mind.
I'm afraid that was the time I've allocated to show up today, and it has ran out so quickly yet again. A shame, but my kind does need me. I bid you all adieu.
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>>6485394
I won at least 3 games! But one was a game of musical chairs, and the other I won just some time ago, actually!
>>6485425
It's just... You said they could be used to wipe out the entire human race, right? ...Sorry, I let my paranoia get the best of me again. I wouldn't mind seeing them, honestly.
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>>6485384
That- that cant be true! I was made because my race died out completely.
>>6485424
O-oh that reminds me mr dean. Seth ended up in my world for a moment. It was wierd
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>>6485406
>I think Araragi, but what do I know.
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>>6485392
Now that's something I'd like to see.
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>>6485461
And fuck off with your anonposting. I'm not giving you ungrateful fucks a single thing. I had hosted 250 games, shared my fucking codes, don't expect more from me.
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What would HG be like if Hitler won WW2
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>>6485462
N-No, You don't understand, I actually take care of them. Like feeding them, grooming them and playing with them. I even give them all names once I tame them. I only kill them in self-defense or if they've gone berserk and go on a rampage.
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>>6485335
That's one way to put it. Servants possess habilities and skills far beyond normal humans, but no matter how strong a servant might be, we are bounded by the commands of those who summoned us in this world. I must break free of this before setting any plans for world domination.
>>6485384
Questioning what drives a man to purse his dream is rather foolish, for not a clear answer will be given if you keep inquiring deeper. I am a conqueror, I was raised to be one, and I will die as one when the time comes!
>>6485394
If I happen to succeed, don't you want to be there, sharing the overwhelming glory with me and my forces?
>>6485425
>Alexander nods approvingly
Yes yes! Such an incredible being cannot be ignored. I've decided! Once I am reborn as a proper human, I shall request your services once the expansion of my empire begins!
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