Welcome to the One Hundred and Forty-eighth Classy Games!
I'll have an as-yet undetermined number of you. Ready...go.
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Elly
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Fairy Iris
Megaman
Corporal Adrian Shephard
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Marshall Eastwood
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Smolgore
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Classy Rinoa
Reimu Hakurei
Classy Ash
Classy Ambrose
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Fujiwara no Mokou
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Classy Junko
Lala
Emil Castagnier
Male
Ranma Saotome
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Fran Madaraki
>>6485462
Farewell, Alice-san.
>>6485463
Not all of them, just a few. Like my human mitosis experiment. I gave a high school girl the ability to clone herself at will, but something went wrong and she couldn't stop. The world would've been swimming in clones in six months if I hadn't hunted them all down and stopped the budding process.
Gandalf the Pug
Capra Demon
The Player
>>6485483
Yuubari
Cinnamon Roll
>Just in case
>>6485462
N-No, You don't understand, I actually take care of them. Like feeding them, grooming them and playing with them. I even give them all names once I tame them. I only kill them in self-defense or if they've gone berserk and go on a rampage.
Pom
Newt Scamander
Yuu Narukami
>>6485483
Papa Emeritus
Vitas
Rider
Rin Tohsaka
Classy King of Conquerors
>>6485463
A simple game like that sounds like a pretty nice break from the usual murderfest, I wish I could have been there. Congrats by the way.
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>>6485540
Well, they look rather like winged children, as it were. They're always getting in to things they shouldn't on those games and dares and such.
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>>6485531
I'm aware of the genetics and the like behind my hair, if I was human. But I'm not. We merely look the part, we work essentially entirely different.
...I'm a youkai, miss. You clearly didn't even know we existed until recently, so finding something like that is...unlikely.
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>>6485501
...There's hundreds upon thousands of your kind in my land, miss.
>>6485462 (Alice)
I don't get paid, and I certainly don't even want to leave! Farewell, miss. Hopefully you'll do better next time.
>>6485531
What about the girl you gave the ability to? Did she stop making clones or... Did you have to get rid of her too?
Bazett Fraga McRemitz
Lenneth
Raditz
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>>6485468
Did ya kill him?
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Sachi Komine
Late Go pls give a spot
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Ge-Ge
Shirou Kotomine
>>6485573
Then I'll have to learn about your kind first. Come back to my lab tonight and let me take notes on you.
>>6485594
No, I augmented a police officer with extreme precision and speed, then cloned her several dozen times, and had her hunt down the escaped clones while I captured the original and reverted the process.
Fairly simple fix, really.
Akiyama Mio
Izaya Orihara
>>6485572
It was pretty nice actually. And thank you!
>>6485633
Oh... That's a relief.
Furry porn
>>6485573
I. I need to see this place.
>>6485612
No actually I was helping him. The idiot didnt wash for a week straight! Still had no choice but to help him help us. This is what happens when you were made to have an Affection Rating of 0
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Reigen Arataka
The Graf Dumas, Count of Hungary
>>6485641
>pets
>>6485649
And I had her clones left over to let my sister slaughter in order to prevent the death of our mayor. So really, it all worked out perfectly in the end.
>>6485573
That sounds kinda cute. Can they fly then?
>>6485649
It really sounds like it. Good luck in this one.
One roster.
Here beginneth the review. Worry not about the titles, I just forgot to change them.
>>6485664
Hi Jude
>>6485618
ily <3
I'm about to start Fallout 4 survival mode. Any tips?
>>6485676
Give my spot to >>6485651
Shalashaska
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>>6485524
>>6485662
Can you give my spot to that guy, please?
>>6485678
>Nice one.
>>6485676
>>6485697
Ash pisses me off.
Swap please.
>>6485676
Let's do this!
>>6485652
...You...don't come from Gensokyo, then?
>>6485633
I don't know my kind, miss. Do you REALLY think I'll shirk my duties just to sate your curiosity?
>>6485672
It's Gensokyo, miss. Everyone can fly.
>>6485681
Yes. Deinstall the game and play something better.
>>6485652
Telling you, it woulda been easier just to plant him head first into the ground and leave him. Too much effort otherwise.
Oh by the way, who are you again?
>>6485676
Hey, you're the classy expert round here, what's classier, that suit, or this mountie gettup?
>>6485676
Swap please.
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>>6485680
W-Wanna be in my nuzlocke run of Pokemon Moon?
>>6485711
>Everyone
Except humans.
>>6485676
Very nice!! let's go!!
>>6485723
I wanna be in your heart.
>>6485681
Focus on agility/luck. Go for a stealth/crit build.
>>6485676
Please continue when you are ready.
Yukine
>>6485723
fite me 1v1
>>6485708
Thanks honey!
>>6485670
O-Oh... I see...
Well, it was nice talking to you Fran, but I gotta head back home, See you later!
>>6485672
Actually, I think I'll take off for now.
See you later, Yuubari!
>Emil steps into a tear in space back to his world.
Pom out, lewd Pom in. Emil out, Reigen in. Rinoa out, Shakakakaka in. Raditz out,
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>6485715
Skip the montie getup, trust me.
>>6485737
>stealth
>in fallout
That's no fun.
Gun's blazing is the only way to go.
>>6485747
Good luck
>>6485752
Raditz out, Dumas in, is what I meant to say.
>>6485711
Yes, so let me learn about you so I can figure out who your kind even are. It's not curiosity, it's the advancement of the world and science as a whole.
>>6485750
Take care, Emil-san.
>>6485765
I won't need it
>>6485752
You sure aboot that? I really think I can make it work.
>>6485711
How am I supposed to know that?
>>6485750
Oh, bye then.
>>6485752
Thank you for hosting.
>>6485718
Hmph. You're so uncultured you have physically devolved. Regardless, I will take this gesture.
>Thanks m8.
>>6485756
In normal or even Very Hard difficulty, I agree 100%, in survival mode however it will just get you killed.
>got 35 fillers in
Im finally getting my classy games winscreen
>>6485736
T-That's not possible..
>>6485744
If I didn't already reset, I would've gladly done so.
>>6485684
Ooooh? Thank you little doggy! I'll try to repay the favor in the future!
Bloodbath, and such.
Did you know Shalashaska is an accomplished hotelier? Got him First and Second Blood, too. A lot of you are running past guns for some odd reason. Overall, rather lackluster. Do better.
>>6485772
A wise man once said..."no".
>>6485794
Oh really?
>gets in your heart
>>6485809
>kissu from the shadows
>>6485794
>those names
How do you even pronounce that shit.
>>6485829
BAKANA!
>>6485807
I would win by default, heh.
>>6485835
You get used to it.
>>6485335
That's one way to put it. Servants possess habilities and skills far beyond normal humans, but no matter how strong a servant might be, we are bounded by the commands of those who summoned us in this world. I must break free of this before setting any plans for world domination.
>>6485384
Questioning what drives a man to purse his dream is rather foolish, for not a clear answer will be given if you keep inquiring deeper. I am a conqueror, I was raised to be one, and I will die as one when the time comes!
>>6485394
If I happen to succeed, don't you want to be there, sharing the overwhelming glory with me and my forces?
>>6485425
>Alexander nods approvingly
Yes yes! Such an incredible being cannot be ignored. I've decided! Once I am reborn as a proper human, I shall request your services once the expansion of my great begins!
>>6485820
Please use this to dig up any makeshift graves we find, people tend to bury corpses out of respect but parts are too valuable to pass up.
>>6485726
...Most everyone.
>>6485750
Farewell, sir.
>>6485770
With all due respect...that's an utterly absurd prospect to me. I'll not do any such a thing unless I was specifically ordered to by my own mistress.
>>6485773
Ahem, well...it seems obvious, considering the sheer amount of people from there. My apologies.
>>6485820
Well if you're gonna play it like that, then fine. I'll do things the old fashioned way.
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
>>6485820
Yay, more human food!
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>>6485791
Samefag check.
>>6485849
>gets married
Huhuhu, now we have to love each other forever.
>>6485820
Lead me to victorym my divine bulls! ARARARARARARARAAAAYYY!
>>6485856
...shield...
>>6485850
How do you pay? Will you provide cadavers? Can my assistants and creations come too?
>>6485854
Then let me call her and talk to her.
A tree is the first to die on the first day. Lenneth...do you feel lucky? While you consider your possible fate, I see a couple of you are on for the same insult. Is there no creativity left in the world? Didn't I tell you people to do better? You're trying my patience.
>>6485711
No not at all.
>>6485715
Oh yeah I. I should have saidthat first... Im fairy Iris!
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>>6485625
NOWI. KEEP THIS A SECRET OK? BUT RIDER HAS NEVER RODE ANYTHING!
>>6485869
...cheater.
>>6485820
Excellent taste.
>>6485850
I'd probably enjoy getting things stabilized after more.
>>6485854
I'm not sure I know many people from there.
>>6485886
..Sorry, I haven't had much sleep lately.
>>6485820
Trapped? How annoying. I'll leave you two to your foolishness, and find an exit.
>He doesn't find an exit.
>>6485898
I have to ensure you love me back. Marriage is the only way I can ensure that.
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>>6485809
No, thanks
>i don't remember how many times i swap you in, but i'm sure is a lot
>>6485850
So you guys are waaay stronger than humans, just like monsters, but'ya look like humans. That's awesome!
...But who summoned'ya?
>>6485850
I suppose it's far from me to figure out how you humans work.
That sounds so...to be perfectly honest, dull to me.
>>6485882
She doesn't have any of your human electronics, and I'd NEVER be one to tell her what to do!
>>6485895
I'm...afraid I don't know how to take you there I'm afraid, miss.
>>6485905
Including myself, I know of at least...quite likely 20 that've come here before, I suppose.
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>>6485915
nice paint edit
This may be the first time I've had to skip the first viewing of the dead for lack of the dead. Either that, or it's been a very long time. Pay your respects to The Graf Dumas, Count of Hungary and Corporal Adrian Shephard.
Okay, let's see if you can do any better now. Lala...hmm, looks like I forgot your picture. Tell you what...win this game and I'll perform the correction. Those two kills are a good start. Smolgore decides to be a spoilsport, Junko's got Ambrose on her mind, and Bazett is just yellow.
>>6485886
Did you just tell me to go fuck myself in bark?
>>6485895
Oh, so you're like, 3 inches tall then? Guess you wouldn't be able to do any wrestling moves on Seth then.
How does anyone live with that? 3 Inches, mosquitos are like the size of eats that size, it sounds like hell.
>>6485832
H-huh? Who dis
>>6485919
W-what!? That many times!? Well now I gotta do something then!
>>6485895
Wow! He is going to lose his job if people find that out
>>6485886
Im not even mad, those are funny!
>>6485939
Geez, and I barely have anyone around that would probably understand what I was on about if I talked about something from my world. I'm kinda jealous.
>>6485945
You need to get out more.
>>6485939
You could really advance the world as we know it, you know. I could give everyone abilities like yours so easily if I just understood how they worked. No one would die.
>>6485968
Someone you should know by now, Yona.
Too many trees dead, not enough tributes. Step it up! Junko, the Capra Demon, and Reimu have done just that, but I believe you can do better. And before we forget, you'd better think twice before offering to help that darn Nazi.
>>6485968
>is okay, you don't have to do anything
Eight...slightly more encouraging.
>>6485983
Oven heat can't melt steal armor.
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>>6485995
This is what a sudden lack of interest looks like like.
>>6485983
You keep your corner and I keep mine. This ain't turning into that kind of sausage fest.
>>6485945
>Smolgore is carrying the bucket of water back to his camp when he sees the fire.
>His hands wet, he runs over to warm them.
>Unfortunately, he trips, launching the bucket into the fire and dousing it immediately.
...Uh...Uh..I'MSORRY!
>Smolgore runs away.
>>6485983
>Smoglore sobs next to Reigen
N-N-N'I tripped n'ruined their campfire and they yelled at me, n'I f-feel really bad!
>>6485983
Oh shit!! sorry men...
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>>6485983
..!
....
>After a while, Fran sews herself back together and drags Rin's corpse off somewhere
>>6485978
I suppose the nature of the place is, ah...appealing to us. Is it really that rare for you?
>>6485979
You couldn't kill me if you tried. And I'd certainly not blur the line between humans and youkai even further!
And, ah, as it were? The world was meant to be left unknowning of us on purpose.
>>6485983
Miss Aussa, this really is too much...!
Ge-Ge isn't quite so pure anymore. She's tasted death. Papa Emeritus acts unusually Christian by showing mercy to Iris. Junko's luck continues somehow. Perhaps an investigation into cheating is in order.
>>6486002
Hmm? What about this sudden lack of interest?
>>6485882
Bring your familiars and loved ones! Conflict and war will always exist, and for those who deserve to be punished I shall bring their damnded bodies to you, great medic!
>>6485905
Stabilized? Deep in your heart, what do you trully desire for, Yuubari?
>>6485934
That I'm still wondering, I must find my master, claim the Holy Grail for myself and break free of these chains so I can stand against heaven and earth with my own hands as a real human being!
>>6485983
WAAHAHAHAHAHA! Such a simple improvised weapon couldn't even pierce past the armor of my weakest soldiers! Return with a worthy weapon and I'll welcome your any challenge!
>>6486041
I can help'ya find it! Where is it?!
>>6486028
You're right, actually. I'm incapable of killing anyone. It's how I was made. It's sad to know you won't help me, crushing, even. Still, that muscle sample should be more than enough to run some tests on for now.
>>6486041
Alright, I can give it some thought. What was that about being resurrected? I can probably do that for you if you have enough money.
>>6486040
Hey man, did you always look like a giant demon goat?
And is it just me or does it feel like my ass is on fire right now?
>>6485983
Your mother is so fat that the sun revolves around her.
>>6486028
I've only met a handful.
>>6486040
I was hoping to survive at least one more day.
>>6486041
A unified humanity and the chance to make it as strong as it can be.
Speaking of a sudden lack of things, this sudden lack of death is an inconvenient turn of events.
>>6485939
If having a goal to fulfill is dull then I am the most foolish of humans! But hilarious coming from you, who is devoted to protect the gate of the strongest in your land, Elly.
>>6486040
Oh you know... The good Major decided to get himself killed.
>>6486064
Heeey, does doggo need a nap? I think he does with all that yappin and barkin.
>>6486064
Plz, stop! i'm trying to sleep
>>6485939
Oh... well this sucks.
>>6485966
An enchanted bow, low affection stats and a LOT of self preservation.
>>6485974
I KNOW RIGHT?
>>6485983
>>6486040
YOURE SUPPOSED TO EQUIP THE BRANCH FIRST!
>>6486064
Hey! Listen!
Alright, let's see if...wait a sec--
WHICH ONE OF YOU THIEVES TOOK MY TOP HAT?!?
>>6486078
Wait, he was good?
>>6486064
Looks like I was out a long time ago.
>>6486093
They did it!
>>6486093
It's a relative term used extremely loosely.
>>6486093
Raven, sorry I stole your hat...it was really cool and I wanted'ta try it on. No hard feelin's, r-right?
>>6486052
For some reason I think that that's an exaggeration....
And my apologies, but I simply have set some very...stiff standards for myself.
>>6486063
Really? That's such a shame...you seem like such curious people.
>>6486069
You certainly do have a point, sir. But still, if I care for the happiness of one person above everything else, and she wants me to do this, doesn't it only make sense?
>>6486089
Well, I suppose you could follow me when I return, but I can't guarantee anything.
Ahh, that's more like it. You ever just have to let out all of your rage sometimes? Feels good once it's all done!
>>6486113
They don't get any more loose than he does, that's for sure.
>>6486114
Let's consider the score evened.
>>6486093
>Has an airtight alibi
I am your pope so shut up!
>>6486089
Have you tried poking people in the eyes? That one always works.
>>6486093
Told you I shoulda put on the mountie outfit. Cause The Mountie
Always
Gets
His man.
>>6486127
You did your best ma'am.
>>6486116
Exaggeration? No, I seriously can't kill anyone. It's impossible. I physically can't allow anyone to die in my presence, it's a medical scientist's job. Yes, deaths happen and I'm aware I can't save everyone, but those in my power to save will get every last effort out of me. Human life is too important to let go of like that, I haven't finished studying it yet.
Okay, does anybody have the number of a good pest exterminator? These ants are becoming a nuisance. Peace is also a nuisance. Why couldn't Haunter have fainted you three?
>>6486127
Well... I never should have sent that photo
>>6486116
Maybe I'm just an odd one for my interest in this place. Anyway, focus on your match.
>>6486135
Oh, Nagato. I have a request.
>>6486050
Where? I...have no idea.
>>6486052
Hmm? Oh that, perhaps your knowledge will come handy in the future, but this body that isn't properly human is out of the grasp of a women of science like you, I must say.
>>6486063
What a coincidence! I plan to unify the entire world under my empire! But I cannot do so without the strength of brave ones. Would you lend me your strength, when the time comes?
>>6486116
A dream so small it only falls upon a single person out of billions, but still a goal. Would you allow me to tranish your little hope only because mine is bastly bigger? Of course not, right?
>>6486093
I'm not wearing any hat at as you can see, therefore I cannot be the culprit!
Following the peace...the Feast! I see three corpses.
>>6486128
Watch your mouth. You'd probably already be dead if you didn't have that fancy mitre.
>>6486174
Anything you need I'll do it.
>>6486182
So uh.
How do you feel about leftover thanksgiving pizza?
Oh, you people are just precious, you know that?
>>6486181
I could easily just switch your consciousness into another human body, if that's what you want. Something like that is simple for me.
>>6486181
Oh...d'ya have ANY idea where it could be?
>>6486182
>When you finally have a fatal event with your character in a classy game.
>It has been a year and 9 month, but at last here it is
>>6486181
I can't make any promises, but if it seems like a good cause I might lend what strength I have.
>>6486185
Your armaments are outdated, so I have some plans for you if you're not planning on settling into an entirely peaceful life.
Ah, they just barely met the minimum. Let's move on, shall we?
>>6486207
Good things come to those who wait.
>>6486143
Not even in self-defense? And to think, just a moment ago you were sounding so cold and harsh about such things as one's body.
>>6486181
What's so small about it, if I may? It's narrow, certainly, but I can't see it to be small.
>>6486174
>>6486093
I, ah...that happened. Sorry to disappoint, miss.
>>6486207
I'm still waiting for mine to be added. I remember winning too.
>>6486200
Guess he didn't like the pizza.
Uh.
Hey kid, wanna play pokemon?
Why are you all still alive? Quickly, let's move on!
>>6486226
Oh, if you won, it's in there. It's all a matter of seeing it come up.
>>6486222
Don't worry, I'm not really disappointed. I just hope you're not too dissatisfied with it.
>>6486222
No, not even then. The professor wanted me to save lives, not take them. I have no reason to go against his wishes.
>>6486217
>And those who keep entering, thank you for having us, Raven.
>>6486226
>Maybe it just doesn't come up because RNG a shit.
This would have been far more appropriate if Papa Emeritus had been the cult leader, but I'll take whatever we can get. Though, many men have fallen victim to the pure vixen before. We're down to two.
>>6486215
I'll gladly do as needed for you adm- Yuubari. I entrust you with my armaments so do as you see fit.
This will be your last chance to say goodbye to the dead. The next person who dies will be unceremoniously tossed into the dumpster.
>>6486232
>>6486246
I TOLD YOU THE PIZZA WAS 5 DAYS OLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT, DON'T BLAME ME IF IT TASTED LIKE CRAP!
YOU WANT ME TO DRINK THE COOLAID? FINE, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO APPRECIATE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE GIVE YO-
Whoa, I feel funny.
Hurghk-
Geez, I hope there's a dumpster at the bottom of the cliff. I ain't going down there to fish out the body.
>>6486248
I'll probably be recycling your old armaments, and your role will be a big change, but I don't think you'll dislike it. Now give me a few minutes to get your measurements.
>>6486275
I'll go. I could use extra pug parts, anyway.
>>6486246
Cult leader? oh my... i failed you satan!!
mmm, a lovely scented pussy just won
>>6486301
That's totally not me, dudes.
>>6486309
absolutely hate you
>>6486234
I'm afraid I am, at that. I've really had no shortages of humiliations.
>>6486236
You should still ensure your own safety, should you not?
>>6486275
Congratulations, miss. And thank you.
And so we've reached the end. Winner, if you're the same as the one who has previously won here, kindly say so. It'll make a difference in how your prize is presented.
>>6486309
>took you 30 seconds to respond
??????
Placements.
>>6486331
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6486325
Oh, well if it makes you feel any better, I think I've only won twice in my time.
>>6486343
Congratulations, Nepgear. Thank you for hosting, Raven.
>>6486343
>gurgling noises
>>6486331
Congrats!
>>6486343
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6486343
Thanks for the game and congrats to the winner.
>>6486324
Meanie. I wasn't even here for almost a week.
>>6486331
Congrats on winning!
>>6486338
>Lurking and responded just on time. Coincidence.
>>6486343
Thank you for hosting.
>>6486325
That's what my bodyguard slash sister Veronica is for. She protects me and my lab. Even then, it's not incredibly easy to kill me, either.
>>6486203
I'm not quite sure how advanced modern science is, but a Servant's body will just disappear without a proper supply of mana. Take a look.
>Alexander goes into spirit mode, literally banishing in thin air.
>>6486204
Not at all! My previous master's name was Waver Velvet, but I'm uncertain if he summoned me a second time in this massive construct. If I can't find him soon I'm afraid I must form a contract with someone before it's too late...
>>6486215
Excellent! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Pats Yuubari's back with his huge hand, quite the hard hit.
>>6486222
The size of an entire world and the size of a single being is quite different, right? But by no means your dream is inferior to mine! For the role as the Gatekeeper weights more than the world itself for you, yes?
>Alexander in spirit mode.
>>6486331
Congrats
>>6486343
Thanks 4 da internet game, host
>>6486276
Please take your time. If I may ask what will my role be?
>>6486343
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>6486373
A...contract?
And the stats.
I must reiterate the importance of you giving me the proper information, winner. Otherwise, there will be a delay in presenting your portrait.
For the rest of you...thank you for participating, whether in thought, word, or deed; before, during, or after. If there is a host ready, you may proceed.
>>6486368
W-What?
>>6486343
congrats, thanks for hosting raven! <3
>>6486373
He just dispersed his body throughout the air? How advanced. I doubt even I could make something like that happen without losing the patient's consciousness entirely. Amazing. I wonder if that killed him.
>>6486350
...Haven't you been here far longer than I?
>>6486372
And what if she's not around when you need her?
>>6486373
It certainly does, sir.
And it sounds like you're implying she ISN'T world-class, at that.
>>6486373
Not so rough! Who are you anyway?
>>6486383
>Takes measurements.
You'll be a training ship. I'll have everything ready soon.
>>6486412
I can't say for certain, but maybe.
>>6486412
Then I play dead until I can safely sew myself back together.
Or just escape with the parts I have left afterwards, of course.
>Tired and sore as fuck repair vessel noises
>>6486439
>rapes you
>you become sorer
>>6486425
With all due respect...you don't seem that hard to kill.
>>6486439
Miss? Are you alright?
>>6486439
>scuttles
Little girls cannot be boats. That is just retarded you guys come on.
>>6486414
Do i not already train the younger ones?
>>6486455
Harder than a normal person, I would say. At the very least, it's enough to catch someone off guard and escape death once.
Seriously, though, is that Ge-Ge classic Nepgear or some new version?
>>6486479
Remember who you're talking to when you say that those things are retarded.
>>6486493
>Classic
>>6486479
>>6486493
It's OG GG.
>>6486502
>>6486420
I only showed up, ah...a few months in to this year?
>>6486492
Well, as it were, I could wager that with one solid swing....