Pokephilia thread Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most

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Why is salazzle such a slut?

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blaziken
I want to kiss him
I want to hug him
I want to sleep with him
I want to fuck him
I want to suck his hot cock
I want to lick his talons
I want to be his slave desu

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>>6454410
>I want to lick his talons

same

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>>6454410
>>6454476
>ywn be a cock rider
why live?

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pokemon in clothes are fucking hot

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>>6454976
I agree

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give me a discord invite maybe please

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>>6455079
Discord was a mistake

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>>6454377
unquestionable pick

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>>6455104
sounds like id fit in pretty well then

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>>6455121
Just go to the erp thread
You'd fit in even better there

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

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>87.5% male

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>>6457218

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How can human women even compete?

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>>6457580
They can't.

Let's face it, any sensibly guy would be balls deep in all his female pokemon every day and forget everything about human girls.

And some pokemon, like gardevoirs, would probably even make a point of driving away any human girls they think might be competition for their trainer's love and lust.

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Breed the bunny

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I want to be a pokemon living in a pokemon world...

>>6457998
I want to be a female pokemon living in a pokemon world.

>>6458109
>>6458110
these are shit and whoever's making them needs to stop

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I want a Whimsicott as a pillow buddy and to sexually wake me up, like some kind of a lewd alarm clock.

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>after winning a battle against a trainer, you can choose between money
>or sex with a pokemon from the trainer's team, whether it's for you or one of your own pokemon
Well?

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>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Canon slut Pokémon.

>>6457998
>you will never be a pokemon in the mystery dungeon world and try to get intimate with every named female pokemon, especially your partner
The "saving the world" thing can be done later.

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>>6459381
>passing up money and instead fucking one of the opponent's pokemon
There's something incredibly hot about that.

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I want to cum inside an Audino daily

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>>6459880
i want to get intimate with sunflora, and i'll make sure she will go omigosh everynight

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Best ship

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>>6458139
negativity always helps

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>>6462314

giving plants the right "nutrients" is always fun~

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I want to be a huge-cocked Kirlia shota and knock up a dozen different Poké-ladies every day.

>>6459109
fuck

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Which starter pokemon is the best waifu?

>>6454377

Question of the bump.

Imagine a world were humans are male only species and Pokemons are female only species. How would life would work out?

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>>6464576
Snivy!

>>6464576
Female shy owl is always the best

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>>6464598
I'd become a dairy farmer.

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>>6464598
>How would life would work out?
Extremely well.

>pokemon
>loving
>affectionate
>obedient
>easy to take care of

The only downside is having to stomach letting them take a beating regularly in fights. But pokemon themselves naturally love that kind of thing, so it's not actually that bad.

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>>6459871
Every trainer should have one on their team.
They're great for getting your other pokemon into the mood and always down to fuck.

>>6459871
>It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit
I'm honestly surprised they included that detail.

Surprised but pleased.

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>>6464601
Snivy is best waifu

>>6454377
Small mon being filled with the big trainer dick does things to my pants.

>>6459880
>saving the world can be done later
Then how can you hit on every female pokemon if there IS no world since you didn't save it in time?

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Which pokemon isn't waifu'd nearly as much as they should be?

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>>6465800
Gardevoir :^)

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>>6465809
Move aside.
Theres a new hotness in town.

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>>6465800
Elgyem, and beheeyem

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I'd squeeze her cactus juice bags all day, every day

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>>6467731
drink cactus juice, it will quench ya, nothing is quenchier, it's the quenchiest

>>6467731
Don't forget to knock her up so that they get bigger.

>>6467731
>tfw giving a cactus tits is considered acceptable but giving it feet isn't
reeeee

>>6468821
because there's no space for feet

>>6468850
says who

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>>6467731
I'd love to squeeze my juice into that cactus all day, every day

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>>6468719
>>6468792
>>6468821
>>6469572
Thank god I'm not the only one who's addicted to her beauty. I wanna drink gallon after gallon of her sweet juice alllll day

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I want guzzle down her juice and drain her of that sweet tangy cream.
Mmmh.

>>6470549
Someone made a pastebin story about futa Maractus ad now I can't find it, someone help

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>>6470563
I was going to post it later on. It's good shit.
http://pastebin.com/xtnry8HA

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>>6470605
nice

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>>6465800

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>>6470605
Why can't there be more poke-futas in the world

>>6468719
What do the runes even say?

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I want to cuddle with ekans

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>>6476012
Where has this been all my life?!?!?

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I want to cuddle with her.

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>>6464895
>After having delivered much more food than usual to her, the Salazzle rewards the Salandit with time away from the rest of her harem.

Just requesting for some anon to take off those underwear, showing their cute, flaccid foreskin dicks. Maybe hard version too?

>>6478075
w-what did he mean by this

>>6478075

>tfw dick too big to be considered girly

welp

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Reply if you'd fuck solgaleo

>>6478327
that's not solgaleo

>>6478341 #
How so?

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>>6478352
this is solgaleo

>>6478360
If I want female solgaleo I'll have female solgaleo

>>6478383
thats not even a female solgaleo
thats just a woman with a solgaleo fursuit

>>6478295
What length is considered "girly"?

>>6479221

It's too girthy to be considered girly

thik dicks are girly no matter how long in length

>>6479305

*Thin dicks

>>6479305
Even if it's a tentacle dick?

>>6479305
What girth/length do you think pokemon would prefer?

>>6479606
Since a Skitty can take a Wailord's dick, they might like them really big.

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>>6479688
Or maybe the big ones just like them small.

>>6479688
The most logical explanation for skitty X wailord is that the Wailord just ejaculates into her pussy from the outside.
I don't see penetration ever happening.

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>>6479606

Well, naturally since Pokemon come in several different shapes and sizes.

The small ones like; Evelutions / Pikachu family...maybe 4 inches would be comfy. 6 inches would stuff them up to max capacity...and anything higher would be painful

For some serious thicc 'Monsters like Charizard, Goodra. 5-6 inches would be comfy. 7-8 would fill to capacity

So on so forth for each increase in size/weight ratio of Pokemon in question. You can use these same methods to figure out comfy Girth levels for your Pokemon

As for ghosts? well...lol...

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>She will never be real

>>6481105
We can dream, anon

>>6481105
One day, anon, one day we will all be united with our pokewaifus.

>>6479787
actually, he ejaculates into one of those small swimming pools, then she bathes in it with a sun hat and a pina colada

>>6481606
Actually wailord just has a tiny dic

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>>6480860
>Comfy dick
I want this badly.

>>6455079
After what happened last time, our admins aren't too keen on putting invites into the 4chan threads

>>6481847
There's really a /vp/ discord? Is lewd pokemon even allowed there?

>>6457580
>>6457662
This is the reason why pokephilia would be illegal, or at least restricted.
Not because we find it immoral, or disgusting, but because humanity would not survive over time if it was. When almost all humans are only fucking pokemon, the human birth rate would most likely become extremely low, to the point where we would eventually die off over time without intervention.

>>6482366
Anon, normalfags would exist in that kind of universe too. They'd do the breeding for us.

>>6482418
There would be, but they'd be around 0.7-3% of the total population.
Not enough to keep us afloat.

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Needs more dick

Could really use some female lycanroc-sun
Please help a fellow degenerate

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Pick one

>>6483214
>all garbo furbait
barf

>>6483214
>Overrated rabbit with no special qualities and is as ugly as a nigger
>Fox that looks cute but will possibly overheat your dick
>Semi-anthro dog that can go for hours due to being a fighting type, but that chest spike will poke a hole in your own chest
If I absolutely had to choose, it'd be a tie between the last 2, but none of them are on my "want to fuck" list

>>6483222
Better than the gen 3 waifubait

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>>6476237

>>6482366
>>6482418

How ells do you explain all that virgin wilderness and pristine landscapes and neat, tidy settlements?

Pokemon-lovin induced human population control.

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>>6484502
That' an incredibly agreeable form of population control.

Sign me right the fuck up.

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>>6484502
Can't argue with that.

Anyway, if the afterlife isn't the Pokemon world where we can have loving sex with our Pokemon as much as we want, I'm going to complain to whoever's in charge of this shit.

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>>6484579
What happens if a rotom possesses a electronic sex toy, such as a vibrator or fucking machine?

>>6483312
When engaging in coitus with fire type pokemon, be sure to pack a burn heal.

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>>6484934
The best sex you could ever have happens.

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>>6484934
fucking... machine?

>>6484502
So Poni Island is almost entirely wilderness because the vast majority of humans there would rather live with and love Pokemon rather than establish settlements?

test

>>6484934
I wonder if there's electronic sexdolls that a Rotom could possess.

>>6485023

Maybe not the 'vast' majority.

Gotta remember what the girls look like in that universe too.

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post mons that deserve more porn

>>6485041
I imagine there would be a company tailored to that exact concept.

>>6484502
What if the mystery dungeon universe is a result of this?
>Alternate, but similar pokemon universe where they are a bit more intelligent.
>Human population decreases over time, and civilization eventually collapses due to a lack of individuals to run it.
>Pokemon begin to fill the empty space we left behind, copying a few of our customs as they move into our ruined towns and settlements.
>Our large, decrepit cities become the first "towns" for them.
>They don't require the infrastructure we rely on to survive (roads, electricity, etc.), so the structures and technology associated with these are neglected and lost to time.
>Pokemon also don't feel the need to create written records, so these events are blurred, turned into oral folklore with very little resemblance to the original events
>Centuries pass, and a few humans are still around, but are extremely rare and coveted, giving them a near legendary status.

>>6485041
Electric/Fairy Rotom. Thundershock changed to Draining Kiss (Could also be Play Rough, but that's a physical move when Rotom's form-based move is special no matter the forme)

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>>6485473

Illumise! she just does not have enough porn. She deserves more!

I want to give her the D~

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>>6486254
what about porn with her and her brother?

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>>6485473
there needs to be more ekans.

>>6485954
That's a really interesting idea.

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>>6485473

>>6487777
quadruple 7s confirm, we need more ekans

>>6482366

The pokemon universe has test-tube-baby technology it seems to me. I'm sure they can SCIENCE! some sort of human propagation if lack of human natural reproduction is an issue. Or cloning at the very least.
>*cough*Nurse Joy*cough*

You think human-pokemon mating can generate human offspring?

>>6485023

There would be enough people to keep existing settlements sustained. But growth would be slowed.

>>6485060

This.

Not everybody is a trainer in Pokemon. Therefore not everybody would have Pokemon.

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>>6489959
>You think human-pokemon mating can generate human offspring?
It could.

Human girls that get impregnated by pokemon should have human babies, given how when pokemon breed the offspring is always the same species as the mother.

However, as a male human, it'll mean all your poke-kids will in fact be pokemon.

>>6490665
>psychic humans exist because there's girls who got freaky with psychic type pokemon

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>>6487777
Like this?

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>>6491657

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How do you fuck a slugma/magcargo?

>>6492050
Heat-resistant condoms.

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>>6492050
>>6492091
Was just about to say this. Necessity is the mother of invention and all that. The Pokemon world would have already developed those.

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>>6492050
>>6492091
>>6492114
Slugma?
More like slutma amirite?

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>>6492245
This makes me wonder what fucking one feels like.
Hottest pussy in the pokemon world?

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>>6492316
>Now imagining all that warmth all over my dick
Oh god, I want it

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Would you unzip a Banette?

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>>6492871
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

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>>6493068
Ghost pokemon can render their bodies non-solid, enabling them to ignore solid matter. Imagine all the kinky things you could do with them.
>You are fucking one of your ghost pokemon
>Just as you are about to orgasm, the feeling of their hole disappears, and you feel the cool air in the room around your penis
>Confused, you look down, and see their partially transparent body, your throbbing penis in the middle of it, dripping precum onto the bed below.
>You try to thrust into them, feeling nothing but empty air, denying you the pleasure needed to finish.
>They stay like that for a bit, waiting for you to soften slightly, before turning solid again, and letting you resume.
>You will never be edged like this for hours.

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https://exhentai.org/g/999879/d3083ccb51/

I really wish pokemon were real it'd help me with my fucked up sexuality.

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>>6493329

copy that~

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>>6495425
Remember to properly stimulate your magnemite.

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What are the top three pokemon you want to fuck?

>>6495938
Aegislash, Cofagrigus and Magnemite.
please help

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>>6493623
Funny thing, I could actually consider some ghost Pokemon, like pic related, amorphous, seeing as they're composed of either gases or shadows, and could twist their bodies as they liked, sometimes to even impersonate others.

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>>6496002
>Aegislash
>Magnemite
That's some pretty patrician taste, Anon.

>>6496088
I wanna fuck all the object pokemon desu. Don't tell anyone but I've already fantasized about doing lewd things with my Dhelmise,

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>>6454377
My harem would consist of each of the eeveelutions, with the Flareon acting as the alphess and my only equal. She would my pick to breed eggs with but if she allowed it I'd impregnate each of the others if they asked for it and raise them together will my pokewives... and I would want a lot of little eevee kids so it'd probably be often

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>>6496146
I like you Anon, we are on the same boat you and I.

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Which pokemon from S/M have the best waifu potential?
My vote goes for these 2.

>>6496146
Are you that guy that's only attracted to objects?

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>>6496160
>I would want a lot of little eevee kids so it'd probably be often

I hope you get a lot of sleep before they start having any, as you sure as hell won't be getting any afterwards

>>6496192
Rotomdex is perfection too. Thanks anon let's fuck object pokemon together.
>>6496233
Have I made a name for myself? Don't bully me I just like cute swords and stuff.

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>>6496219
Who said anything about YOU being the one to insert anything?

>>6496274
>Thanks anon let's fuck object pokemon together.
Sure thing.

>>6496336
>That pic
Fucking hell, thanks anon.

>>6496336
Well, how do you pleasure a object pokemon then?

>>6496445
Other anon here. Personally Rotom sounds like he'd be the funnest because fuck man just like all the different shit he could possess and surprise you like man I'm going crazy over here.
I want a qt Rotom bf who will fuck me 20 ways to sunday.

I like to imagine that they're just as senstive as any natural pokemon. Maybe they don't have a dick or a vagina but they get more off on grinding and touching.

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>>6496606
So, for example, I can bring an aegislash to orgasm by rubbing it's blade in a sensual manner?
Neat. Where do I sign up?

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>>6496871
Grab your Aegislash and get groping anon.

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>>6496920
Any tips on how to do it properly?
I don't want them to be disappointed.

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I WANT TO FUCK THE BLADE

WHY CAN'T I FUCK THE BLADE

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Lycanroc

1000x Lycanroc

Hot sweaty passionate bestiality by day, frightening violent domineering anthro action by night

>>6468719
Please is there any kind of manga like this with pokemon human love storys?
If there is can anyone tell me any names?

Why are pokemon like things and shit haha i liked pokemon better when they were dinosaurs and monsters and shit

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>>6496146
What lewd acts are you planning for this curvy anchor?

>>6498213
dont fuck the anchor

>>6498832
I'm fucking the anchor.

>>6498213
I'm actually so in love with my Dhelmise that I'm flustered even thinking about doing sexual things with it.

>>6498914
>>6498832
>>6498213
you must fuck the anchor

>>6496146
How does it feel knowing people always use object pokemon in those "bad pokemon design" images?

>>6499697
Eh, it's other people's opinions I don't really care. Explaining that I want to fuck object pokemon to my boyfriend is my main problem

>>6499382
Where do I rub it for maximum pleasure?

>>6500206
The rusty tips.

>>6500225
>Getting pinned down and pushed deep into by a cute sentient anchor
god this is so lewd i dont care if i end up with tetanus

>>6500273
Its kinda silly really, imagine this intimate moment between you and it, you caress it and whisper into its "ear" "I want you to be the anchor to my seamen." or some shit and then cut to you waddling and chocking to death as a ton heavy anchor was put over you.

>>6500311
>Not "I want you to be the captain of my ship"
N-not that I named mine Captain...

>>6500311
According to the game, it only weighs 463 pounds. This is well below what will kill a human.

>>6500333
>Your dhelmise has been acting strangely recently. You talk with her one evening, to figure out what is wrong.
>You accidentally brush against her slightly, and she slides away from you.
>You ask her what is wrong.
>Her wheel begins to spin slowly. After a minute, it picks up speed as she abruptly stammers out:
>"Anon...I...love you."
>Her wheel slumps forward, as if in shame at what she just said.
>"But...I'm just an anchor. You probably think I'm rusty, and salty, and-"
>"I don't mind at all. As a matter of fact, I really like pokemon like you"
>She looks up, in surprise.
>"Anon..."
>She spins her wheel around in glee, and eagerly pushes her "body" against you. Her anchor feels much warmer than usual, as if she is "blushing."
>"Please, be my captain..."
>A few strands of seaweed wrap around your waist and torso, and pull you tightly against her, the salty moisture from her body rubbing off on your chest.
>You begin to run your tongue up her shank.
>Her seaweed contracts slightly, and her anchor vibrates a bit.
>Continuing on, you reach up, and start stroking her wheel spokes
>She lets out a loud groan, shuddering with pleasure.
>"Those are..sensitive. Be..gentle."
>You continue licking her anchor, flicking the tips with your tongue occasionally, whilst rubbing her spokes
>You reach up to her handles, and twist your hands over them, as if polishing them. She takes fondly to this, shaking at the intensity, and begging for more.
>Orgasmic bliss soon overtakes her, and you are rendered immobile as she clenches around you, wanting to feel your fleshy warmth against her body as she climaxes.
>Her anchor thrashes around violently, and you barely manage to hold onto her. After what seems like an eternity, she starts to come down.
>Exhausted, she loosens around you, and falls back onto the bed.
>You lie down next to her, and pull yourself against her shank.
>"Anon...thanks for being my captain."
>You chuckle at the cheesy line, and fall asleep next to her.

>>6501382
>Female
Nah, this is perfect, thanks anon. You did great thanks

>>6501382
I hope to get as good at greentext stories as you are anon

>>6501557
>>6501822
Thank you.

>>6481849
Are you talking about the box discord? or another one?

>>6504540
Ribombee is fucking pure.

>>6504565
Especially fucking.

Hmm, the strange joy of liking Pokémon porn, but not Pokémon itself.

I want Tsareena to destroy me.

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I want to fuck the ice cream

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>>6506781
Me too

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>>6505957

I played Pokemon religiously as a kid, and right up until Pokemon Diamond

my involvement with the franchise after that game has been 100% pornographic

They really needed a console game in the same style as the RPG titles. not any of the Colosseum stuff... maybe an actual MMO? fuck. Make the damn games good again you assholes!

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>>6506835
You missed out on Platinum, HeartGold/SoulSilver and Black 2/White 2, often called the best Pokemon games GameFreak has produced.

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>>6506867
As someone who played Heartgold as their last game, I'd say he didn't miss much there. I still keep up with pokemon for the new designs, but the games really are tedious to play after you've beaten enough of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrLMwDz5qE

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I want to have babies with my Latias and be the perfect father to them

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>>6506825
Just imagine their cool, creamy body wrapped around your dick.

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I would be fuckbros with Lucario

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I don't have a foot fetish, but Treecko is the one exception

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I want Salazzle to lick my face

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Why is there not enough Piplup porn? Almost all the porn with Piplup in it is mostly focused on Dawn

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I have an important question regarding multi-headed pokemon.
Let's say you are fucking a dodrio, for example. Two of the heads eagerly consent, but the third complains bitterly, and wants nothing to do with it.
Where does this leave you legally?

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>>6508887
I want to lick her butthole

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>>6509142
same, I bet that fire/posion typing makes her ass taste like spicy sriracha

>>6509130
Damn. I wonder what it would feel like plowing a Miltank's big fat ass from behind...

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>>6508699
i want to cream on the icecream

>>6509109
well then its either according to the vote of the heads of the pokemon or you only fuck the genitals of the ones that consent

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Why is mawile such rape bait?

>>6509385
What if they share a single set of genitals?

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Post pokemon you want to be dominated by.

>>6509071
Would you a trubbish?

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>>6510228
Forgot pic

>>6510239
I would

>>6510228
What would it feel like?

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I want to be jerked off by a trubbish

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Is garbodor a trash waifu?

>>6510746
>>6510734
too trash even for trash

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>>6508685
She only has eyes for her brother

>>6511246
>Brother
Not every Latios is a brother with a Latias, or vice versa

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why is genesect, specially a shiny one, constantly drawn in fanart with mewtwo, and it's mostly either porn of something romantic?

>>6512060
A lot of times an artist will draw a character a certain way or with another character and it catches on in the fandom. It's a pretty common thing.

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>>6512203
they look cute together so it's okay

>>6512464
Oh I just looked it up I think they both appear in a movie together so that's probably why. But yeah they're cute together.

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Would you finger a pokemon?

>>6513139
yes please

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>>6513139
Often.

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boyfriend material

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>>6517963
Very much so

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Why is brionne such a sissy faggot?

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