HG thread
The results.
>>6450944
Congrats, girl. And thanks for the show, Ram.
>>6450944
What are you looking at? Do you expect me to thank you?!
>>6450941
Well done, Tomoko! Congratulations.
>>6450937
I think I get the jist of it...
> * Toriel laughs softly.
Pay them no mind, Rika dear. And I apologize if your parents are a touchy subject.
>>6450944
Thank you kindly for hosting.
>>6450944
Thanks Sharkteeth. Since when were you the one into pirates n shit?
>>6450931
Was that an attempt at wordplay? I apologize but I just have a low tolerance to that creatures like him. Relaxing. Would you say you are better for it?
>>6450940
I see. And what is it that you do for them? Anything like what I do?
>>6450954
>>6450959
>>6450964
You are welcome. Thank you for participating or spectating.
>>6450958
>The woman pays you no mind.
What? Not at all. Expecting the bare minimum of people would be too much sometimes.
>>6450964
I did not realize I was into anything.
>>6450956
I already stated the risks and I am good at making threats a reality. Your choice.
>>6450944
>>6450941
Good. Congratulations to her, and thank you for hosting, love.
>>6450948 (Belarus)
I-Invisible?! You idiot, he's most certainly real! Just because no one else can see him, damn it all...!
There truthfully cannot be anymore differences from what I can see. Oh, well. You Slavic countries are very weird, I've noticed.
Yes, Ivan. If it was not already obvious, he loves you very much, and he would be just as protective for you as you are for him. It's in his nature, yes? A lot. The answer to your question is "A lot".
Because you care for Russia deeply. He'd most likely think you're practicing on him, like the idiot he is.
The loud minority, it seems, but I legitimately am glad that people like being around him. Don't tell anyone I said this, but... He deserves it.
You do, hm? Well, when you talk to her about it, let me know next time I see you. I want to see if I'm right or not.
...T-Then... I'd... Ask you politely to try some! Of course I would!
>>6450968
I'll make it clear how it works, I step into your arena and you thank me for being there! What good is a fight without a true wizard in the battle? That's what I thought. Do not bite the hand that throws scraps before you.
>>6450968
I've covered the majority of every important aspect in my younger sisters life. it also depends on what do you normally do.
>>6450968
Well, you don't just, like, already know you're into something. Your body just already is and it waits until you find out. Like that one time I found out I was kinda sorta into spanking after Big E put me in an octopus stretch and-
SO HOW'S YOUR DAY?
>>6450959
They're bullies abut things, too....
Parent, singular really, though, and it wouldn't have been not long ago.
>>6450944
thanks for hosting
>>6450968
Yes, it was a pun.
In most cases, yes. Working too much for too long is not good for you at all! It is why we get breaks and holidays away, as well as free time after whatever work we do. This is all assuming you have earned a break.
You have had that chance to as well, right?
>>6450981
Unfortunately... They could use some parenting much more than you.
Not long ago?
>>6450992
As in "a few hours ago" long ago.
>>6450972
I'll do it when she returns then
>>6450975
>>6450984
You are welcome. Once I figure out which image I want to use for the wincard, I will host again.
>>6450976
If I thank you for nothing, I would be thanking everyone in the world. There is no point to that and no point to you.
>>6450977
>She checks her nails a little before shaking her head.
You would not wish to know. And what is every aspect? An the elder sibling, I must know.
>>6450980
It has been fine. Do you have any tapes of what you said. I think my sister would enjoy it.
>>6450992
With what has happened o me, I suppose I am eternally on break. However the concept of it does not feel right for me. Like I was not created to want one.
>>6450996
Not very long ago at all...
And what had happened?
>>6451021
Right...
Being created does change things a bit. You were created to do certain things, it would only make sense you would want to be doing those things exclusively....
But then, plenty of things have been changing about you as well.
>>6451021
No.
No I don't.
Why in the world would I have any footage of that match?
Especially a match where ten thousand people in a crowd and millions of people on television watched it happen live?
Nope.
>>6451021
What they've done when they were younger, like memorabilia, for example. We keep her middle school gym uniform, of course as well I make sure to take picture has she grew up so nothing would be forgotten. Are you understanding it?
Whose the sexiest ava in HG?
Give me 24.
No duplicates.
>>6450975
Ugh... I think I need to spend some time with you... A lot of time
Why are you thinking we are weird? I don't think it's true
Yes... He is my brother, so it's really in his nature. But... I want to protect him too...
I would never do that. That's just too dishonorable
Says the one who doesn't have any friends. Really, maybe you should try to make a friend? A REAL friend.
And I'd decline again... Actually, what is wrong with your baking?
>>6451046
Cirno
>>6451046
Maguro Kurokami
>>6451046
Dean Ambrose
>>6451046
Elphelt
>>6451021
Watch your tongue, you trollspawn. You know not who you're speaking to. As if an insect could comprehend the complex workings of this world! I ugre you to remain ignorant and thank the heavens that you are able to turn yourself under a rock and not the bottom of my shoe.
>>6451046
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6451046
Severus Snape
>>6451046
Toriel
>>6451046
Mima
>>6451046
Belarus
>>6451046
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6451046
Ririchiyo
>>6451046
Joshua
>>6451046
I should be asleep
>entry
>>6451046
Cinnamon Roll
>>6451046
Lord Beerus
>>6451046
Rei Ryghts
>>6451046
Tiny snek
>>6451046
Takemi Tae
>>6451033
I...I...Ikilledherinagame. It was pure reflex, and-and I didn't even see who it was untill....
>>6451046
Rika
>>6451046
Tamaki Suoh
>>6451058
>grabs onto your breasts
>>6451046
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>6451033
That is true. I think the closest I got to relaxing was today actually. The match forced us into a place called a sauna. I suppose it was nice.
>>6451034
Is that so? What a shame. It would have made a nice birthday gift for her.
>>6451041
Yes and I realize I cannot do what you are doing for her. We are practically adults already.
>>6451059
You are correct. The world is much vaster than I have thought. However I still do not care for most of it. Speaking with you is not going to assist in that either.
>>6451088
>arrests you for sexual harrasment
>>6451063
MISTAH POTTA
>>6451091
That doesn't stop me caring for my younger siblings. You can still look out for them and take care of them, document their live.
>>6451088
W-What are you doing?! We aren't even married!
Three more.
>>6451106
Morph Ball
>>6451053
And what exactly is THAT supposed to mean? Is that some cruel joke? Hmph! My imagination may be unparalleled, but I can assure you that Flying Mint Bunny is REAL!
Intimidation runs in the family, it seems. As well as acting like children. Poland, Latvia, Russia himself... Weird.
I don't blame you for wanting to protect him, but... Take this advice from a big brother. Do it too often and they'll start to drift away. I should know.
Unless it was to make Russia jealous. I bet you would consider doing it, yes?
Excuse you! My friends and who I enjoy being around with has nothing to do with this, considering that you're the one chasing your big brother! And I DO! Portugal!
And I'd ask you again... And I don't know what, they just seem to hate it. It isn't burnt or anything, they just seem to cry whenever I give them a scone.
>>6451106
Best Girl
>>6451091
What? You can't think of a regular birthday gift shark teeth? Just go buy her a damn cake or something.
Where's your sister, I'll give her an actual birthday present that doesn't involve my ass.
>>6451091
I doubt it would do you any good to speak to anybody. Tell me this, what do you even live for? I didn't realize that waiting for layers of dust to settle so you can lick them up was enough to continue living for. That's what you do with your time, isn't it?
>>6451093
Ahem...
It's MEEESTAAH POTTTA!
Potter is a swine.
>>6451084
How did she react? She is your parent after all. I would think she would understand...
>>6451091
A sauna? How lucky, I wish I had been there! It has been a good long while since I have been in a sauna...
In any case, as I said... breaks are truly only nice if you feel like you have earned them. As long as you've worked plenty and achieved what you were trying to do, there is nothing wrong with taking some down time.
>>6451118
after all these years?
>>6451103
It was worth it
>>6451123
You wil cease these mind games at once. I am an experienced practitioner of Occlumency.
>>6451119
She-she sounded proud, but....
>She nervously peeks her head over at >>6451066
>>6451106
saybur
>>6451137
I've always been interested in the art of baloons
>>6451106
Bill Burr
>>6451135
Yes Rika? Speak what's on your mind.
>>6451103
Do I have your permission to remove him, El?
>>6451102
Then tell me. What is the best way to go about that?
>>6451115
I am already planning on acquiring several cakes. If you must know, this is her>>6451103
>>6451118
As of right now, I have no purpose. I am to find one myself. And wasting my time with you is not helping me in any way.
>>6451119
I have been constant;ly stressed for more than a few months now. While it is not what you described, I felt if I had known about it then I would have thought it was needed. Is that bad?
>>6451146
I-
...I'm so sorry.
I will start soon.
>>6451135
I see... Then I think you should be fine.
>>6451146
? Ah, why hello there.
Are you Rika's mother?
>>6451151
What? There is nothing wrong with that at all.
> * Toriel shakes her head.
You do not need to feel bad about it, Ramlethal. Really.
>>6451158
It looks good. Especially because of my full title being on display. You must appreciate the little things, after all. Go ahead.
>>6451158
>>6451151
Looks good Ram and it's ok...I'm sure he didn't mean it.
>>6451158
Make this quicker than last time.
Starting.
>>6451151
Alright, well stop planning cause I got something better.
>>6451103
>Walks up to with a pizza box
Hey, want some 6 hour old pizza?
>>6451151
Suggest a family outing, plus you should ask permission to make family photos. Ask how their day is. baby steps.
>>6451158
>>6451073
Yes, this'll do.
Hehe... Ready, partner? Not that it matters. Ready or not, here it comes.
>>6451170
Hmmm.~
>>6451170
And then I die instantly in the bloodbath.
The world is conspiring against me, I swear.
>>6451162
Yes, I am that as well as her mentor. What is needed?
>>6451153
For what?
>>6451158
Looks fine to me.
>>6451162
Do you think that puts me any more at ease!?
>>6451177
You know what! For...for earlier!
>>6451170
Grab this, no grab that, no hurry up! Stop being so slow!
>>6451151
Can't handle a little spice, woman? Who are you to decide what you think about your own time? You exist in a non-existentance for the sole purpose of enhancing true greatness.
>>6451170
Duel 1
A far cry from the bloodbath. The deaths are halved when you compare to the two.
>>6451172
I haven't really ate all day...I'll take a slice but I'll save it for later. Thank you.
>>6451170
It's good to see us all working together.
>>6451187
Just stay still and i'll have you fixed up in a moment.
>>6451170
> * Toriel looks surprised. ...And more than a little disappointed.
What terrible fortune I have....
>>6451177
So you are! Nice to meet you. Being honest, I have been worried about her for a while, but she does not seem to let many close to her.
She is still a little hung up on a previous event... She killed you in one of the other games.
>>6451187
I expected better from you. Much better.
>>6451187
Have fun, fairy.
>>6451180
>>6451203
I, uh...sorry for snapping like that....
>>6451167
Very well. Perform your best in this match.
>>6451124
You. We need to talk.
>>6451162
Are you certain? I was not even suppose to live this long. Along with the things I have done...
I am losing myself.
>>6451172
You could not even get her fresh pizza? What is the point of you?
>>6451173
El takes a bunch of photos anyway. But going somewhere sounds like a good idea.
>>6451185
Please. You can throw any insult you want at me and I would not care. I however agree with your statement. Mostly though. Only because you have the gall to refer yourself as true greatness.
>>6451113
>Should I break his dreams?.. No, I can't do that
... Yeah, if you are saying so...
Are you consider Poland and Latvia as intimidating? Weird
... Well, in my case we are already independent countries.
No-no-no. It's just too cruel! I can't do that!
Has nothing to do with what? And Portugal... Yeah, you were allies a long time ago... But can you consider him as friend?
Strange. I might take a bite just of curiosity. Not now though
>>6451204
Duel 2
A daughter runs away from her creator. I wonder why.
>>6451180
I told you it was fine. You did what you had to to overcome a challenge, you bested me, what's done is done.
>>6451203
She's always been that way despite me trying to change that. I also told her to stop worrying about way happened, I'm not mad.
>>6451204
Curse this.
Andrew Wiggins
>>6451204
All the bragging, boasting, and snarking in the world won't save you from a real magician. Did you really try to disarm me?
>>6451216
Goodluck in your family endeavors I'm going to sleep now so goodnight Ram.
>>6451216
>>6451204
Please forgive me Ram! Her outfit was just so cute...
>>6451216
I have never referred to myself as greatness, you naive woman. I was referring to all things great in its generality. However ypu seemed to have proven your brief flashes of competence. You see me as greatness? Of course! Congratulations, you are making progress in your quest for purpose!
>>6451189
Alright.
>Gives her the entire box
Happy Birthday n shit.
>>6451216
Hey, it's all my boss gave me in cash tonight after I pissed him off. What am I gonna do, go out and buy fresh pizza with no cash?
I spent most of it on the mountie outfit.
>>6451220
So this is what they call DMG's vagina.
Scary.
>>6451228
I will try what you said. Goodbye for now.
>>6451220
Ugh. We have six remaining after this event.
>>6451220
>>6451223
Oh. My bad.
>>6451221
But I-I'm...I'm a horrible daughter, even now! I couldn't even bring myself to win afterwards, I LET myself get killed by wolves. Twice!
>>6451238
NOWAITDON'TCOMEDOWNTHISWASAHORRIBLEMISTA-
>>6451238
Wait! Don't!
>>6451205
You were simply on edge... It's no big deal, Rika.
>>6451221
I did not think you would have been! She is in good hands, I can tell.
Though... you are not her true mother, are you? By blood, I mean.
>>6451216
And who says you were not meant to live this long? Ramlethal... You are alive exactly as long as you need to be. That is what I believe.
Regardless of the things you have done, you are still you. Nothing can take that away.
Screw it, ain't gonna be here long, but it's been a while since I checked in on y'all. What's good everyone?
>>6451238
Shit, I forgot to eat that pizza before giving it to her.
Uuuh, I guess that scorpion'll work.
>>6451238
Make sure your weapons actually work before doing something.
>>6451218
If I say so? Hmph! Good to know that you've learned when to keep your mouth shut. Idiot...
What? No! Those two are as intimidating as a mouse! Both of them are very childish, especially in Poland's case. Especially in Poland's case... Latvia? Not really. Replace him with Ukraine and it's good.
It doesn't matter. You don't know how much you miss it until it's gone, and no one seems to realise or know that. Try not to freak him out.
Mhm. You're either a very good liar, or sincerely saying it's too cruel. Either way, good on you for stumping me.
We're still allies NOW, even if Spain and I have an interesting relationship. Allies... Aren't the same as friends. Crap. Norway and Romania. "The Magic Trio", as we have been cleverly dubbed.
Of course not now, I don't have any on me! I simoly don't know what is wrong. A kind, young man suggested I put a teaspoon of honey in it to enhance the flavour, so I must thank him for that.
>>6451247
I just don't know what to think right now....
>She glances skyward
It's nearly here.
>>6451256
Admit it, people. My head is priceless. A single hair is enough to buy a diamond asteroid.
>>6451231
Huh? But it's not my birthday.
>>6451247
No. I'm not.
>>6451244
>places a hand on your head
Rika, relax. It's alright. Now enough of this nonsense.
>>6451238
A fitting end for us both.
>>6451256
The only form of teamwork acceptable is the one in which it kills someone.
>>6451256
>>6451229
You never cease to surprise me with your quest for womanhood El. Let me ask you this. How do you feel about going somewhere?
>>6451230
No. Even a moron could have correctly guess you meant yourself. It is clear what you meant with your undeserved ego.
>>6451231
Maybe you should not upset your boss next time. That sounds like common sense.
>>6451239
She has said that I should not kill you so I will not.
>She grabs you by the neck and begins to drag him away from El.
However we agreed on something.
>>6451247
For one, my creator stated as much. As well as a few other people. They do not believe I am trying to change. That I am still working for her.
>>6451251
I am tired. But my sister is here so that makes me feel at ease.
>>6451262
What you need to do is take a breath and listen to her. If she told you it was fine, then you have no reason to believe otherwise, okay?
Ah, good to know! it is nearly time for me to rest.
>>6451269
Not that I judge on such things. I have taken several young ones under my wing as well... I respect the effort you put in.
My name is Toriel, caretaker and teacher. And you are?
>>6451246
>grabs onto your top and pulls it down then pulls down your panties
>>6451270
I wish beauty was teamwork as well, my fair friends. However, this time, it is a one man show.
>>6451251
>poops on head
>>6451281
>kissu tumtum
>>6451269
But your sis said it was. What, did she lie just so she could have my pizza?
>>6451283
But it was a REALLY GOOD Mountie outfit. Like, so good I should have brought it too the ring and wrestled in it. Watch how convincing it is.
>>6451251
Son, what are you doin out here in the dead of the Canadian night, eh?
>>6451270
everyone in the final four is blonde
>>6451270
Duel 4
Nothing interesting happens.
>>6451281
>slices your fucking tum
>>6451283
But you have been, have you not?
You have even stated so before that you are trying to change.
>>6451283
And what if I did, you disfigured magical creature. Does it change the fact that you belong on the ground, worshipping the very soil under my feet?
What are you going to do? Bite me? Have at it then!
>>6451269
.... Right. Got it.
>She reaches out to hug Mima
Sorry for overreacting.
>>6451284
I just-I worry, okay? Especially since she's not been in a good state, lately....
>A tall, purple-haired woman with a pair of angelic-looking wings touches down on the ground, holding a case. She offers a polite nod and holds it out.
Hehe, even put instructions in there, too. And here you said you could wait.
>>6451294
Not sure if I can pull Kurome off.
She's pure evil and insane and I'm just a cuck.
Maybe if I can roleplay as her for a while I can change my own personality and stop being such a submissive bottom.
>>6451292
Ãœbermensch?
>>6451293
Nothing interesting was lost. That would go for anyone else that will die.
>>6451292
A correct observation.
>>6451291
I don't even really remember my birthday...
>>6451283
Going somewhere? Where would we be going?
>>6451285
W-Wha?!
>faints from embarrassment
>>6451283
Looks like we got opposite problems. You tryin to deal with mob and I only got you. Your sister the one who tried to marry everyone, right? What's her name again? Q?
>>6451289
>Arrestu
>>6451291
Uh, being Canadian? Why are you impersonatin a Mountie?
>>6451292
Only one Tamaki.
>>6451307
AND NOW NO TAMAKI!
>>6451308
Really? Then make every day your birthday, eat cake and pizza all year long. Sounds like heaven.
>>6451309
We had a show in Canada, and my boss told me to go out and do something that wasn't wrestling after I almost killed the champ on sunday.
So naturally, the first thing that comes to mind in Canada is maple syrup. But I couldn't really find anything so then I tried to find a moose costume, but they don't sell those in sports arenas so I went with this instead.
Then he yelled at me so I had to take it off.
>>6451300
You worry too much and under normal circumstances I would assume you would not try to attempt such.
>rubs your head
>>6451284
Mima, wandering spirit and mentor of magic.
>>6451307
>yawns.
Duel final
>>6451258
...Heh. Comes from an idiot.
So you think that Russia is acting like a child? You better watch your back before saying something like that, dummy.
I see... I clearly don't want that.
I am not lying, for real! Well, if you don't believe me, that's fine
Exactly. Norway and Romania? Hmm, you may be friends with them... but knowing you... you also may not.
>That doesn't seems very great
Uhhh, is that kind young man had white long hair and a little facial hair?
>>6451324
Damn, just get some poutine next time my brother. Lot easier than all that. You still the champ?
>>6451330
saybur wins.
>>6451338
The results once more.
>>6451338
Congrats Saybur, and thanks for hostin Ram.
>>6451324
I can't do that! I'll lose my figure!
>>6451338
Congratulations and thank you for hosting Ram!
>>6451302
>It's nice to try and broaden your horizons.
>>6451330
...Idiots.
>>6451329
Of course not! I'd never try and hurt you, even if you did!
>>6451338
Congrats...balloons. And thanks for the show.
>>6451338
>>6451343
>thanks for hosting
>>6451300
Place more trust in her, Rika. Even if she has not been well, it's not as though she will take it all out on you.
> * Toriel watches as she touches down. The goatmom reaches for the case and takes it from her carefully, nodding to the purple-haired woman.
Lovely! I can wait, but I never said it would be hard to lose wait. Hehe...~
I really do appreciate your hard work. All I have to do is learn how to use one myself, and the kids will have a new tool at their disposal!
>>6451329
Pleased to meet you, Mima.
> * Toriel smiles and offers her over-sized hand.
Mentor of magic, you say? Nice to see another practitioner of it! And on the surface as well.
>>6451338
Well done! Congratulations, Saybur.
>>6451343
Thank you for hosting.
>>6451338
The legend, herself.
>>6451291
I suppose it is quite authentic. I never seen one in person before. However I fail to see the point of it.
>>6451297
Yes I am. However outside of here, most still see me as the creature that declared war a year ago. Only an extension to her and nothing else.
>>6451299
You have given me no reason to do that to you. And choose your words carefully. Many can attest how effective my bites are.
>>6451308
That is for you to decide. Where would Elphelt Valentine like to go? It could be anywhere, including places I would not like.
>>6451309
Yes that is who she is. Her name is Elphelt you- I need to calm down. You could not have known.
>>6451344
>>6451349
>>6451350
>>6451351
>>6451356
Thank you for participating and spectating. Once again, you are welcome.
>>6451338
Such a disappointing end...
>sigh
Oh well. Congrats anyway.
>>6451302
Taking something out that's not your go to is the best.
>>6451343
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6451335
Nope, that's kinda why I'm in my mess in the first place. The current champ kicked me in the dick to win my belt and my boss ain't just letting me kill him to take it back. I have to actually wait until he signs some fucking papers to get a match to happen. Do you know how hard that is? Doing things normally?
>>6451349
Hey, just do what I do and burn all that pizza off by Yoga.
Oh, and punching lots of people in the face.
>>6451361
It's like the Canadian police. Since Canada's all frozen mountains and moose, they can't use regular police. That's when these guys come in all trained to ride mooses and shit to keep the peace.
I read it on the internet once.
>>6451343
Thanks for hostin sharkteeth.
>>6451330
Hm? It's over already? Congratulations to Saber, and thank you for hosting.
>>6451334
Takes one to know one, Belarus.
Please, it's not like I'm going to die. Besides, my claims hold water. Have you ever seen him NOT have a childlike grin on his face? He's certainly a child at heart.
No one would want that. And having it happen to me was just... Let's shut up about it.
I believe you, but I don't at the same time. I know the lengths you will go just to get Russia to marry you.
I may, or may not, but I still have SOME friends. Some can't say the same! I'm sure that... I don't know, some of the colonies still like me. I think Greece might. I don't know... I have friends!
...White, long hair and a bit of facial hair? Not at all, Belarus. A soldier gave me the advice, and I couldn't thank him enough.
Aight, I should go, have to play later today. Night y'all.
>>6451361
Yeah, that was it, El! I knew it was a letter but I couldn't remember which, my bad. Never been good with names.
>>6451370
Dude, I read some of those papers before, they fuckin suck. Percent raise this, early termination that, Bird rights Rose rule performance incentives, just fuckin pay me and get on with it!
>>6451350
Now that that's settled, what would you like to discuss?
>>6451343
Thank you for the spectacle.
>>6451356
>she tries to shake hands but her hand simply phases through
Ah. Apologies.
Here.
>>6451384
Yo what the fuck
>>6451377
Hey, at least you weren't there for James's contract signing. That one somehow got turned into a ladder match against the champion just to sign the damn thing.
This job's fucking weird man. Nighto.
>>6451356
I'd be happy she did, if she went back to normal from it.
>The woman bows, smiling.
Lose patience, you mean? And it's no trouble, all I needed was the raw materials.
>>6451377
Had a feeling you'd do that. Later.
>>6451380
I can't just enjoy your company?
>>6451394
Kys
>>6451361
That... will take longer to change unfortunately.
But do not lose heart, Ramlethal. In time they will see you for yourself, and not the person you served under. Continue to work on yourself, and eventually you'll be a completely new person.
I wish I could give you more advice, but it is getting late, so I will be going. Goodnight and sweet dreams, Rammy.
>>6451380
No worries. It is the thought that counts, yes? I should have known I did not have a ghost of a chance of touching you.
Hahaha...
In any case, I will be going now. Nice meeting you, Mima! I hope we talk again soon.
>>6451393
Even if she did, that is not an entirely healthy way to do so...
And it was a play on words.
If you'll excuse me, I need to be heading to bed. Sweet dreams, Rika. And nice seeing you again.
And I hope you all have a wonderful morning.
>>6451393
Ofcourse you may Rika. As long as i'm not shot.
>smiles mockingly
>>6451394
Humans are disgusting.
Name an avafag you like and say something you don't like about them.
>>6451366
>>6451380
>>6451371
>>6451370
You are welcome.
>>6451370
That sounds impossibly stupid. But it is not like I have anything else to go on so I will believe it.
>>6451388
>Looks like a line of pillows. Saw one of Lancer and Illya as well.
http://www.1999.co.jp/itbig39/10395839a.jpg
>>6451377
Do your best to remember it. I am not in the mood.
>>6451394
>True to her word, she waste no time in cutting off the faceless hands.
Disgusting.
>>6451406
I hope you are correct, Toriel. It can not be for nothing. Farewell. Until next time.
>>6451412
Aussa
being from Texas
>>6451412
Everyone.
They don't have my cock in their mouths.
>>6451418
I have no orifices.
>>6451377
>kissu
>>6451421
you have no mouth
>>6451371
He would enjoy looking at your face while you are agonizing if he'd know about it. So be careful. You think he is a child in the heart? Well, in that case you should be it too. And it'd be great if you would be it too.
But still, I want to conquer him honorably, without using this cheap tricks
I am very pleased to hear that. Ot would be bad if you'd no one considered as your friend
Hmmm... interesting...
>>6451412
Stocking
Never see them
>>6451424
And I must scream.
>>6451406
Who cares about healthiness, she's a spirit.
Not a play on words I got...later, Toriel.
>>6451408
D-don't even joke about that! That's not funny, dammit!
>>6451416
Trust me, it's probably true.
Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go to sleep before my stomach realizes it forgot to finish the pizza I gave to your sis and starts growling at me. Nighto.
>>6451426
Saying these bad things about him won't deter me from thinking that of him. To some, he's terrifying, but to others, he's the lovable Russian that everyone enjoys. And I'm not a child at heart. Just... Argh! It's complicated how I feel at times. Wankers, the lot of them...
Practice makes perfect, Belarus. You might want to do it in a mirror just to perfect it a small bit, yes? It'd help you a lot.
Please! If I had none, I would enjoy it since it's so splendid being isolated! No one judges you, you can do what you wish; I'll give Prussia this, being alone is fun! I choose to be alone, okay?
He's a bit unstable, but he's a good man at heart.
>>6451431
It appears my attempt at comedy was a failure.
>>6451440
Whatever.
I should probably go to sleep as well. I shall. For anyone still awake. Goodbye for now.
>>6451464
That's still a sore topic, alright...? You know I've never been any good with comedy aside from my own griping.
>>6451465
Later, Ram.
>>6451465
Have a good one.
>>6451465
Rest well.
>>6451469
Well Atleast I tried. Apologies.
>>6451443
I still don't get it why you are saying that he is a child in the heart
Well... you should be the child in the heart. The world is so big, so interesting . You shouldn't be all serious. Open your heart to experience all the wonders of the world!
It's true, but... I don't think I can practice that. It just isn't possible
Hehe, playing cool again? There will be nothing uncool if you accept that you want some friends
This man... this bothers me... who he is?
Hetalia is cancer
>>6451487
What ISN'T cancer?
>>6451476
Oh, come on, do you really think I'm upset about that?
>>6451440
tic tic tic tic tic
time to play the game
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME...HUHHAHAHAHA
>>6451494
Lets forget the fact that "everything must be colored cancer to hide my own" for a minute here and remember that cancer is relative, in this case Hetalia is a malignant cancer.
>>6451494
TND
>>6451495
Well I'd hope not.
>>6451465
Farewell.
>>6451484
Because he IS a child at heart. Most of the Slavic countries seem to have a habit of being childike. Take, say, Ukraine and Poland for example.
>The gentleman scoffs, crossing his arms and looking generally displeased.
I have been a child at heart, but if you haven't noticed, people tend to look down on you because of it! Spirits and the supernatural... No one believes in it except for me.
You can. Grab your Sunday best, look in the mirror, and pretend you're talking to Ivan. Simple.
Me? Acting-- Acting cool? Pah! I'm just saying the truth! Having friends is fun and all, but being alone is something that seldom experience. It's fun!
Hm? He worries you? His name is Soviet, love. He's usually a regular.
>>6451487
This is not new information, Anonymous.
>>6451504
Sheesh...you and Reimu both, huh? The both of yours' confidence is just rock bottom lately.
>>6451350
She's a god damn psychopath and I don't know how to do it!
>>6451363
What if I come off as a poser? I won't be able to show my face around here again.
>>6451523
It's a learning experience, you'll fuck up regardless. try as you might.
>>6451529
I need to watch this damn anime again, but I've always appreciated Kurome's character. EsDeath is too sadistic and Seryu is just an evil bitch
>>6451522
Nonsense, I am feeling absolutely fine.
>>6451545
I still want that hat.
>>6451540
If that's the push that'll make you stop doubting yourself do it. an actual good point though is appreciating the character
>>6451523
>If her motivation is massacre or something, she could justify a lack of aggression outside the games because otherwise you wouldn't be able to do it in them.
>Worst case scenario, you try it and it doesn't work out, right?
>>6451545
Don't give me that, I know you! You used to always just...ooze with confidence!
...All this stuff really has hit us hard, huh?
>>6451550
Not until you sit down and actually talk with us instead of just shooting lasers.
>>6451508
Child, huh... I still can't understand... And I probably won't understand
You are not an Empire any longer. Perhaps it's time to think about yourself, not about being prestigious? Is it matters to you if someone really is looking down on you?
Well, at least I can try, right?
No it's not, Arthur. It pains me just hearing about it. How can you even say that?
Well, he doesn't matter that much for now. Let me just take a bite of your baking and then I consider if I should talk with him a little
>Is it about time you are going to sleep?
>>6451557
I have an idea.. Tell me about why you like EsDeath.
>>6451558
I want to understand her and the only way to do that is to BECOME HERRRRRRR
>>6451559
I don't know why it is so hard for you to understand it, Belarus. He's simply a child at heart...
I may not be an empire, but my legacy defines who I am. You and I both know that well enough. One mistake ruins your reputation, so I must be a gentleman to make sure I never mess up.
At least you can try. It's the best anyone can do.
How can't I say it? Be alone is the best! You get used to it after centuries of being in isolation, so it really is the best...
I'm afraid I will have to give it to you next time I see you, Natalya. I don't have anything on me at all at the moment, so perhaps... Next time, yes?
>Kind of, but I'm not really feeling tired.
>>6451571
Not same person that likes Esdeath. But Esdeath is just misunderstood. Also, read the manga because the characters will fall into anime trops after a certain episode.
>>6451571
Her personality, the way she handles herself,the story that surrounded her through the series. the way she acts unless that just a point I already made.
>>6451581
Someone ate my cookies...
I'll read 2 chapters a day, thanks.
>>6451588
You're a total simp for her~
Okay time for life, bye.
>>6451558
I still have my confidence Rika, this place is just different is all.
>>6451550
Not happening. Stop acting so foolish and come to your senses.
>>6451591
Just points, do what you have to goodbye.
>>6451591
>>6451571
>Good luck, later.
>>6451596
What's different about it? The REST of the world is different.... Speaking of which I've...heard a few things, here and there.
>>6451578
I don't know, Arthur. Do you consider me as a child too?
Well, I think you should care about it that much. You truly should care about it, but don't overdo it. You need to have some time you can spend on yourself and your friends
Huh... I don't know you, but I feel like you are lying. Anyway, now you have a neighbour. Try to talk to him sometimes
Next time, Arthur, next time.
>>6451608
Well... Your fashion sense is certainly reminiscent of a child's, to be fair. I do believe that that's a trend in Japan. "Lolita", I believe? Something similar to that effect.
A gentleman should always act accordingly no matter where he is. Any less than that, and he may as well just give up altogether. I'll spend time with the colonies soon.
Lying? Pfft! Not at all! And... I have a neighbor? Well, alright, I'll try talking to him, whoever you're referring to.
Yes, next time.
>>6451605
About my amazing powers?
>>6451614
But aren't maids supposed to be mature and strong? And besides, lolitas aren't suppose to wear maid outfits. Japan changed the world vision on the maids and on the lolitas. Not in a good way, actually. Both of them became fetishes. Just a bunch of useless fetishes. But I think you should know the real purpose of the maids. Maids are exists to work
I think you can be right. I never was a gentelman before. Talking to your remaining colonies? Well, it's better that nothing
I am talking about Ireland, dummy
>>6451631
Hehe, I already know about those. Not that, I mean...everything surrounding what happened to us. I've got three reliable...-ish sources of information about stuff like that. Even if one of them's more just a hunch.
>>6451637
Feel free to name them.
>>6451636
Maids are supposed to be mature and strong, yes. Although Japan changed the world view on what maids should be like, it's completely obvious what maids are supposed to do. Serve their masters. I... Japan must be a large pervert when we aren't looking, because he knew what he was doing when he thought of it.
A gentleman is never wrong. And my colonies are... Former colonies, I haven't spoken to them in a long time. South Africa, Tuvalu... I must make a mental note to pop in and say hello.
Ireland? Bah, he probably wouldn't be too happy to see me. Brothers always fight, after all.
>>6451646
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, TALLY HO CHAP, CRICKET, CRUMPETS AND TEA
Do I sound British yet?
>>6451650
does British mean stupid?
then yes, you're very British
>>6451646
You called?
>>6451650
You sound just like a British man, lad, and I'm proud of you. It must have taken you hours to nail down that accent, surely!
>>6451654
OH, YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, YOU GIT.
>>6451656
I did? I mean, of course I did, miss! I was just looking for you, I think! I...
...I called for you?
>>6451646
Yes, Japan should control yourself sometimes... I... I don't think I want to see him... Because, you know...
Former colonies? That means Canada or America too?
Maybe you should try to make up a quarrel with him in that case?
>>6451643
Right, uhm....
First off, the flower youkai, Yuuka. She regained her memories after her lackeys found their way back to her. She's suspecting this boundary youkai, Yukari had something to do with it.. You've...probably seen her once or twice at the shrine.
Next, a nekomata that works for Yukari, Chen. She claims that she probably would have the capability to do something like this.
And then...an oni. I didn't get her name, but she HAS heard of us, or at least the incidents around us. I'm inclined to believe her because, you know...she's an oni.
>>6451664
>himself
Sorry, my English sucks
>>6451656
>>6451646
Their masters and only their masters.
>>6451663
People always tell me to go there, geez, I'll go there when I feel like it
>>6451664
He seemed like such a normal person at first... One shudders to think what he does behind closed doors.
Yes, him as... Them as well. I will dread the inevitable meeting, but yes, they are included as well.
A quarrel? I'm not sure I follow, Natalya.
>>6451670
Yes, they serve their master and only their masters unless they've been given a new one. It's well known, isn't it?
>>6451671
No! As soon as I find one, you're getting a one-way ticket to Norway! You should learn not to make such backhanded remarks, you git!
>>6451677
Get the fuck off my streets.
>>6451684
Norway?
Sounds like fun, I'm going to pack my bags
>>6451689
Yes, Norway! You better back your backs, because by the time you get there, there'll be Norway back home! Bloody hell, I ought to get Lukas himself to take care of you!
>>6451684
A jab at the other one. Give me no mind.
>>6451697
Pack your bags!
God, I'm so livid that I'm forgetting words!
>>6451697
Alright, just leave the ticket there on the table I'll get it myself
>>6451663
I believe I heard my name called but I didn't notice anyone besides you who would of called my name.
>>6451670
There are some things that a Master or Mistress should respect with their maids.
>>6451684
I don't really wanna think about it. I should be careful I he'd be around
I believe in you, Arthur. You can't just ignore him for all eterniny. The faster you'll normalize your relationships, the better.
Isn't Ireland tried a lot to get the Northern Ireland from you? I thought he is pissed off because you decided to keep it for yourself
>>6451700
As you wish, ma'am. Have fun doing whatever it is you're doing.
>>6451703
"As soon as I find one", I said! You're hopeless, I swear on it! Gah! I may as well just leave it on the table. Bloody twat, unable to comprehend what I meant by that...
>>6451706
I said your name? I... Don't think I said anyone's name, unless your name is Japan. Perhaps I have, perhaps I haven't. To check if I have, may I please have your name, miss?
>>6451717
Neither do I. Still, at least he isn't like France...
Do you want to bet on that, Natalya? If people can ignore Canada for all his life, I can definitely do it to Alfred. Count on me.
We... Before that, we never really had such a good relationship. Wales and the rest threw rocks at me, and I didn't know why.
>>6451729
Why are you so angry? You were offering me a free train trip just a minute ago
>>6451733
That isn't supposed to be a GOOD thing, love. I'm giving you a one-way ticket to Hell, Norway. It's not supposed to be a good thing. Hopeless, absolutely hopeless...
>>6451738
But it sounds like fun, and I've never been wrong before.
I think you're the hopeless one here.
>>6451729
How long you will trying to evade him. Besides, you can't solve the problem by simply ignoring it
It's sad to hear. But at least you have someone you can talk, right? Hey! Maybe you should talk a little with Scottland?
>>6451729
My name... Sakuya Izayoi, former head maid of the Scarlet Devil Manor.
>>6451706
The lord or lady takes priority, no matter what.
>>6451729
No particular pleasure. Merely the satisfaction of putting a child in their place.
>>6451744
...Norway is an icy place, you know that, right? It's supposed to be a clever joke, but it flew straight over your head.
You're either secretly intelligent, or so stupid that you loop straight back to being clever.
>>6451749
Long enough. When he learns to never do that to others again... And I can. Surely, I know for a fact I can. Believe me.
Scotland was one of the brothers that joined in. Well... I suppose that I can always talk to Portugal. Maybe even Austria or Liechtenstein. Those are ideas.
>>6451752
While I'm at it, Arthur Kirkland, usually known as Britain or the UK. Pleasure to meet you, Sakuya. Now, let's see... Did I call for you... Perhaps I have, love, but it might not have been intentional. Slips of the tongue, you see.
>>6451754
The other woman certainly doesn't seem like a child, but I could always be wrong, I suppose. You may what you wish, don't let me intrude or anything.
Im going to make some improvements to the sorter but for that I will have to edit a JavaScript apparently
Can I just use notepad for that or do I need a special program?
>>6451771
She's young enough so as to be one to me.
>She nods respectfully.
>>6451771
Icy?
that...
THAT'S EVEN BETTER
>>6451774
>a Javascript
>a
>any text editor should be able to edit a javascript file.
>>6451775
Hm. Surely, she can't be that young, can she? She seems fairly mature, and-- Arthur, hush, a gentleman never talks that way about anyone, you idiot.
>He smiles, folding his arms.
Don't go overboard.
>>6451777
Okay, so maybe I'M the stupid one. An honest mistake. I thought I was being clever, but no, it turns out she LIKES icy landscapes. Why don't things ever go my way? Listen here, you. You're not going to enjoy going to Norway at all. Got it?
>>6451785
An Javascript?
Thanks Cirno
>>6451752
.... Scarlet Devil Manor?... Sakuya...
Oh, hey! Are you from Gensokyo? If so, can I ask you for help?
>>6451771
It's not good, Arthur. You should talk to him sometimes. Really. You shouldn't ignore him. He probably wants to talk too
You can always talk to me, if you want
>>6451790
I'm going to do it anyways, just to spite you.
>>6451792
>It's just javascript, it's like saying An English
>You do know how to program with Javascript right? What are you going to change?
>>6451774
Change my image, please.
>>6451797
But we'll still be at each other's throats no matter what. All I can do is... No, no, I won't say it in front of you, you'll probably make fun of me. He needs reassurance.
...I'd like that. Don't take it any other way, but I could always use an acquaintance around these parts.
>>6451799
You're bloody impossible, you know that? I demand that you don't enjoy it! I'm supposed to be the one that wins, damnit!
>>6451813
Maybe you should chill.
>>6451820
You bloody-- That wasn't very cool of you in the slightest! I may as well just turn around and give you the cold shoulder!
>>6451790
As I said, in comparison to me.
...Seems she's gone, regardless.
>>6451827
Sheesh, you're cold, and not in a good way at that.
>>6451828
But she'd be old otherwise, hm? As a "friend" of mine always says; "Learn to respect your elders."
...She could have just passed out, miss. I think she might have. A shame, a shame.
>>6451831
It'e in a Brit's nature. Cold, cynical, icy... There's snow way you expected anything less.
>>6451839
>alright then, you should be able to open the javascript file with just regular notepad. Don't use something like Microsoft Word.
>PS that's Hoshi.
>>6451847
I thought Brit was some kind of meat
>>6451852
Excuse me? How in God's name would "Brit" be some sort of meat? Where the hell did you get THAT from?!
>>6451854
You know.... english beef and stuff
>>6451813
Very well. What can I do about it?
Thats great! We are going to be best friends in no time!
But anyway, I need to go after that Sakuya girl. I need her help. Bye
>>6451839
I am Goseul, representing Hoshi.
>>6451861
Space Hoshi a best
Kys
>>6451858
...
Clever, clever wanker. You win this round, girl, but you won't win the next one.
>>6451860
Nothing... Except pray for his safety and my sanity.
Best friends? Need I remind you that I enjoy being alone? But, well... If you truly want to be friends, don't let me stop you.
Farewell, Natalya. I hope you get what you need.
>>6451865
W-why does everyone else get to have anime pics?
>>6451847
No, she's gone, the impudent little knockoff. I suppose I'll as well, for that matter.
>>6451866
But if there is no other rounds, that means I won all of them
>>6451870
"Knockoff"? Miss, just because she's a maid as well doesn't mean that she is...
...I suppose it doesn't matter. Farewell, miss, and God bless you.
>>6451871
Who said there wasn't anymore? I demand a rematch. You didn't think this through.
>>6451869
I can put an Asuka image istead if you give me a kissu
>>6451875
okay, what do you want to do
How do i become Cancer Like Cirno?
>>6451878
...
W-Wanker! What we were doing before, you idiot! We're doing that!
>>6451883
But I already won that.
Man you really are a loser.
>>6451885
Hence why I said I wanted a REMATCH! Are you this bad at reading comprehension, or is this stupidity genetically transferred?!
>>6451892
Why do you want to rematch you losing?
that doesn't make any sense
>>6451896
On the off chance that I win, poppet. No two rounds are ever the same. Is it that hard to understand?
>>6451902
uhhhh....
>>6451904
...
Oh, God, please tell me you understand what I'm saying.
>>6451907
I was just trying to imagine myself losing, but I don't think it's possible
>>6451908
Oh, please, I know of something that you'll surely lose at. I've always challenged others to it, and trust me, they have NEVER beaten me at it. Interested?
>>6451913
Let's get over it, you're starting to bore me, and I don't have all day. I'm very busy
>>6451919
I'm tired as well. I will not let you have the last laugh. Anyway, the thing that no one has ever beaten me at was...
The Game.
>>6451921
I-Impossible...
>>6451923
Believe the unbelievable, love. It might just become possible.
>>6451929
...
Wow. And to think that she died just from losing. Well, I suppose I can always gift this one-way ticket to Norway to someone else.
good night, hg
>>6451877
>kissu
Use this image, if you're still around.
post anything
anything
thank you for your cooperation
copy that
that
>>6451797
What do you need help with?
>>6451771
Arthur... say, would you happen to know someone that calls them self the American hero?
>>6451961
Alright
Once the improved version is up your image will be changed
>>6452005
nice iPhone
>>6452008
Thanks, nice circumsized penis
>>6452012
how did you know
>>6452012
>he has an anteater dick
>>6452017
anon why is your ballsac on your face?
>>6452015
>he has a jew peen
>>6452019
>notices ur bulge
OwO
>>6452023
>cuts the penis off
not anymore
>>6452027
>nuzles u
-w-
I want to fuck Asuka
>>6452043
Me too
Help
>>6452116
Later
New thread when