HG thread
Sierra.
>>6450134
SMOLGORES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6450144
Host
>>6450072
>Implying
>I talked with a land shark, I can probably talk with you.
>>6450078
>>6450081
>You guys are into married women? Good taste.
>>6450098
Are you a mushroom? What I'm saying, mushrooms wouldn't talk unless I make them
>>6450113
>O-Oh...
>>6450092
>Is that the sangheili? Where have you been?
>I quickly recover recover from my anal ordeal and remember the baby
Oh fuk shit kk-kun why didn't you use a condom??? Ah~? What's this? I-I think I'm about to shit!!
>but before I can continue my next thought my head begins to pound and I get the inscriptive urge to squat and push as hard as I can so I do
Ahhhuhhhhhhh
>the dragon dildo falls out of my as as well as a gallon of bleach and then I begin to hear two muffled screaming coming out of my asshole
I-Is someone in there?
>as soon as I say this my asshole stretches to doorway proportions as yosuke forces his way out of my ass while screaming and covered in bleach but before I can say anything to him he runs away
>even though yosuke escapes I still felt the urge to push so I contined pushing with all my might but the only thing that comes out is more bleach and shit but then I hear screams that slowly get louder until a golden clad knight emerges from my asshole dick first
K-KK-kun~!? I found you lover mine!!
>LF
>>6450047
>Implying anyone likes Alfred
>He's a cool guy (if not a little too hyper), but holy hell, people don't like him. Except for a few.
>>6450055
>You're asking for too much, Anon.
>>6450075
>I'm trying to give others things to work with so I don't be like I was when I was when I first came here. It's in his blood to socialise.
>All you have to do is look at their facial structure.
>>6450097 (Belarus)
What? No, no, it just makes me satisfied that people don't know what I'm saying. A gentleman rarely fears anything.
Friendliness and politeness is the key. He gets along with them because of his go-getter attitude, and... Appearance, I suppose? Hm...
Unlike the Roman Empire, I'm still standing, and the Commonwealth is still going strong. The golden years will come again soon, believe me.
>>6450113
Not enough nations.
>>6450149
Nah.
>>6450150
I'll always let her break my body
>>6450162
>Sends three Bork Lazers to your house
>>6450147
Sorry, man, I can't really hear you too well.
>>6450150
>give me [REDACTED] and then we'll talk
>>6450157
>desu I was thinking about picking up a nation myself, but that would've been too obvious
>>6450148
>kissu
>Lays a snare trap, using a Matoi bodypillow as bait
>>6450133
That was a good game. Horrible, horrible art direction but overall good game.
>>6450168
>Summons Goldberg
>>6450181
What the fuck is this thing, man?
>>6450154
>>6450183
>Summons Fatt Lardy in attack mode, with the rest of the TNA cast boosting his attack points by 300
>>6450181
He isnt stupid enough to fall for that... is he?
>>6450181
>>6450168
Uh.
UUUHHH.
>Jumps into the trap
Fall to me gently
>>6450173
Walk outside and tell me if you can hear me scream
>>6450166
>I'd also love being crushed between Turbomilf's tighs, but I'm too absorved into playing Saber Alter.
>Halp
>>6450176
>Should I end it here? It has been a while after all.
>>6450194
LOOKS LIKE DOGMEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
>Hogties Dean Ambrose and throws him in the back of his truck.
>>6450192
>Summons TNA's massive Debt in attack mode
>>6450196
>I would do that if I wasn't back home for break.
>Drunk non stop since Friday
>Finally get some sleep last night
>Hangover starts hitting me
Holy fuck this shit is torture.
>>6450176
>You were? Well, don't let me stop you from picking one, man. I've only got three (might pick up another one), someone's doing Belarus, there's one for Japan, and someone's doing the Netherlands. Hell, I heard someone was planning to do North Italy.
>The sky's the limit.
>>6450181
...
What a shoddy, shoddy trap. This wouldn't even trap Italy.
>>6450194
>>6450193
>>6450150
>I've been really busy but things had slacked up. Plus I had to clear my mind on alot of stuff
>as for that one anon, here you go
>>6450207
Good. I'm reclaiming this college for myself now.
>>6450204
Fug.
>I place my TNA on the grave yard and sacrifice my Fatt Lardy to summon Daniel Bryan of the RoH in Defense mode
Try and beat me now!
>>6450194
>>6450211
Great. I spoke too soon.
>>6450216
>Oh you sneaky bastard.
>>6450203
GIVE HER TO ME YOU BIG DUMB SON OF A BITCH, I'LL BEAT UP EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU TO KEEP HER.
>>6450211
>>6450222
>Kicks and screams in the trunk of the truck
>>6450220
I cast my spell card, Brain scan. With it, I force your Daniel Bryan into retirement!
>>6450229
Its a truck.
Are you sure it isnt the bed of a truck?
>I quickly recover recover from my anal ordeal and remember the baby
Oh fuk shit lf-kun why didn't you use a condom??? Ah~? What's this? I-I think I'm about to shit!!
>but before I can continue my next thought my head begins to pound and I get the inscriptive urge to squat and push as hard as I can so I do
Ahhhuhhhhhhh
>the dragon dildo falls out of my as as well as a gallon of bleach and then I begin to hear two muffled screaming coming out of my asshole
I-Is someone in there?
>as soon as I say this my asshole stretches to doorway proportions as yosuke forces his way out of my ass while screaming and covered in bleach but before I can say anything to him he runs away
>even though yosuke escapes I still felt the urge to push so I contined pushing with all my might but the only thing that comes out is more bleach and shit but then I hear screams that slowly get louder until a faggot emerges from my asshole dick first
L-Lf-kun~!? I found you lover mine!!
>KK
>>6450202
>give me the [REDACTED] and we'll both have what we want
>>6450209
>I honestly thought about France or one of the Nordic countries, but it's been so long since I've read the series. I never thought it'd sound difficult RPing a country
>>6450228
>say goodbye to the chicken tendies and motz sticks my negro
>>6450202
you started it, you gotta finish it senpai
>>6450229
>Tries to drive away, but the kicking and screaming of the mad dog he captures distract him for a brief moment, causing him to crash headon against a tree
>Fucking dies.
>>6450238
I-impossible!
...heh you leave me no choice
PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM
I SACRIFICE MY ENTIRE HAND TO SUMMON...
CHRIS BENOIT THE FORBIDDEN ONE IN ATTACK MODE!
>>6450244
>Not the tendies. You sadistic bastard.
>At least let me keep the Southwest Dogs.
>>6450208
Drink more.
Drink every day until cirrhosis.
This is the life you made for yourself.
Wallow in it.
>>6450239
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT SHORTY? GET ME A FUCKING KNIFE OR SOMETHI-
>>6450251
>Flies out of the BED and falls into a ditch
>>6450244
>France? Right when I add England, you clever man. From what I hear, you can look online to read the webcomic, but I honestly haven't read that. I've only watched the anime like a pleb.
>I know how you feel, dude. I feel the same way whenever I play any of these fellas just in case I fuck up the characterisation.
>>6450261
>and you land on mitch
:^)
>>645025
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. NETWORK EDITING! WITH IT, YOUR BENOIT HAS BEEN DELETED FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE WWE!
>>6450261
>Coyotes start circling around you
>>6450261
>Tosses a knife into the ditch
>>6450244
>Fine, fine.
I suppose I am bored enough to do this. Give me 24 fighters.
No duplicates.
>>6450277
>>6450271
N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Dramatic anime pose
>>6450285
Ditch Ambrose
>>6450270
Oh, hey Mitch, what are you doing this late at night?
>>6450273
Hey uh, Mitch, you wouldn't happen to know where I can get any bloody meat for a distraction would yo-
>>6450278
>The knife stabs Dean in the shoulder
OW.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>6450258
>I only ever ate chicken tendies with cheese fries and mot sticks when I went there. The buffet thing was kinda eh for what I was paying to get in. I also always forgot my card too and that's all they accepted.
>Also completely off topic but have you ever experienced Jaycon yet?
>>6450268
>I thought about France when you started using Russia. Not sure why him, but he always stuck out to me for some reason.
>At least you can go off of history itself, right? I know it's mostly yaoi bait, but bringing up actual historical events and talking about them seems interesting
>>6450285
The Dude
>>6450285
Toriel
>>6450284
>Kissu
I love you, Miss Kanaka.
>>6450285
Boruto
>>6450285
Cirno
>>6450285
Leatherman
>>6450285
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6450285
Turbo Milf KANAKA KAGAMI
>>6450285
Natsuki Subaru
>>6450285
Ronin
>>6450285
Capra Demon
>>6450285
Avenger
>>6450285
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6450285
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>6450285
Kaito
>>6450285
Chicken-chan
>>6450285
Shorty
>>6450288
I tossed it. I thought you'd catch it!
>>6450285
Maguro Kurokami
>>6450285
Captain Jack Sparrow
>>6450321
The invincible captain jack!
>>6450285
Ash Crimson
>>6450289
>How the fuck do you forget your ID that often.
>Also, I...didn't even realize that was a thing. I am completely unsurprised, however, considering this is the same college where I went to the Jay's Nest one night and saw an honest-to-god group of weebs/furries with cat ears and furry tails, along with dyed Tumblrite hair.
>>6450285
Cirno Herrington
>>6450289
>Probably because of his personality, I bet. I won't lie that France is an interesting character. If you played him, I'd be pretty impressed.
>I can go off of historical events, but most of them are headcanons because some of them are barely touched upon in the series itself. And, well, I'm not the best in history when it comes to little details, ironically.
>>6450285
a raspberry
>>6450285
Amakusa Shirou
>>6450285
Furry porn
>>6450285
Tuxedo Mask
>>6450313
I'm in a fucking straight jacket, how bout you come down me and cut the straps jackass?
>>6450285
Lord Beerus
>>6450285
Tomoko
>>6450333
Don't pretend you're me, I'm the only me.
>>6450285
Meme
You can force me to raise it if I receive six more.
>>6450326
The very same Captain Jack who made a deal with Davy Jones to raise the Pearl from the depths!? The Captain Jack who bed a goddess!? The very same!
>>6450353
What about long Cirno?
>>6450352
I want to make Tomoko happy.
>>6450360
meme expert
>>6450360
Shaft
>>6450360
Otus
>>6450364
She is apperently also me
From the future.
>>6450349
Could it hurt to say "pleaaaase~"?
I dont see why you would want to be cut out of it. Your Red Straight jacket looks quite nice on you
>>6450157
Then why are hiding this from me, witcher?
Exactly. This go-getter attitute is called "friendliness". And that's why he has so many friends. His appearance... He is pretty handsome, yeah, but not THAT attractive. In fact, appearence doesn't matter. Now... do you have at least a half as much friends as he have? And look at polite Canada. Thanks to this politeness Canada became half-transparent!
>>6450360
May
>>6450360
El
>>6450360
Dwayne Elizandro Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
>>6450360
Joshua
>>6450360
Lala
>baron leaves
>shorty dean and yuno are posting regulars now.
Are we in the golden age?
>>6450353
Is my edit funny, cirno-senpai?
Took you long enough. Other than Boruto, point out any mistakes. Make any exchange you wish.
>>6450375
Okay, fine.
Could you please get me out of this thing before I JUST RIP IT OFF MYSELF AND HANG YOU BY THE LEGS WITH IT AT THE TOP OF THE GOLDEN FUCKING GATE BRIDGE!?
>>6450401
Swap please.
>>6450310
>>6450395
>>6450401
Yeah whatever, man, let's just start.
>>6450404
Are you sure you dont want to keep your increasingly more and more red straight jacket?
>>6450408
dammit I was going to swap
>>6450398
I guess it's okay
>>6450401
Ah, yes. I suppose this will be just fine.
Hello and good evening to you all! Good luck.
>>6450401
>>6450408
>Give meme spot back to him
>>6450379
Because it calms myself down. Perhaps you should try cursing in Belarusian sometime instead of being so vulgar.
You better not be planning to make moves on my little brother, Natalya. Anyway, yes, he is friendly, but his hyper attitude and "heroic" dreams tends to alienate others. H-Hey! It's not that I'm alone, it's that I WANT to be alone! And Canada's... Well... L-Let's not talk about him... Her... Whoever.
>>6450401
No swaps for me. Go ahead, miss.
>>6450401
>>6450382
Hey I dont think your sis will just rig it for you elphelt.
>>6450422
>>6450401
Give her my spot
>>6450416
Fuck you. I put thought into it just for you.
>>6450415
Sorry man.. No hard feelings?
>>6450422
You really didn't need to ya'know..
>>6450414
OH YEAH, I'D LOVE TO KEEP MY STRAIGHT JACKET WHERE I'M TIED UP LIKE A FUCKING DOG ON A LEASH EXCEPT I CAN'T EVEN USE MY HA-
Wait, what do you mean red?
>>6450401
I'M READY
>>6450420
Hey Toriel! Good to see you around. The upcoming holiday have something to do with that?
>>6450408
>>6450422
Done.
>>6450432
You do know she has a character in, correct?
This match is starting in two minutes. Make any more exchanges if you want.
>>6450365
You too, Anonymous.
>>6450434
There's no need to be so cold
>>6450437
>>6450432
>>6450423
>I am, but I can't help but feel I'm being insensitive when I talk about certain topics. Especially 9/11, because I'm unsure if that's how America would actually react. It's /his/, yes, but I don't think it's educational.
>Wikipedia should do the trick.
>>6450449
Someone like me has no reason to stay in, I'll watch.
>>6450455
Go get em Blue-chan
>>6450397
I'm here most days, I was just using other avas.
>>6450408
Same as always...
>>6450423
>Aaaaand that's when I saw them, back in March. Definitely not a coincidence. Oh boy, I can hardly wait for all the weeb posts on YikYak.
>>6450420
Hey, lad-what the fuck, you can talk?
>>6450427
I want to earn my win so can prove myself!
>>6450440
Well if you look at the shoulder with the knife in it you can see the jacket turning red from there
>robbie rottons actor is fighting cancer
>>6450401
Fight as if it is your last. Probably because it will be the last match of this night.
Starting.
>>6450461
Whatever. She will get your spot the next slide.
>>6450381
>>6450321
How fitting for this code.
>>6450397
>baron leaves
What?
>>6450475
Don't be so mad at me Ram. I'm only speaking the truth.
>>6450475
BLOODY HELL, I BET THIS IS BECAUSE I WAS ONCE A PIRATE YOU IDIOTIC TWATS--
>>6450448
Well, it certainly has a lot to do with my being here. The children are about to go on Winter Break and as such, I will have plenty of free time! As well, I may have a surprise or two planned for all the good children here at the games, but.... those will have to remain surprises for now. Hee hee.
Are you excited for the upcoming holidays, anon?
>>6450468
Yes, indeed! I can!
...Though I do not think such strong language is required for that.Greetings, human. I am Toriel, caretaker and teacher.
>>6450475
I could do with a bit of a drink every now and then...perhaps. The kids are not watching, are they?
>>6450475
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
>>6450475
Aikawa was right, there are skeletons in my closet...
>>6450455
Yeah, I know, thank you very much.
>>6450463
Well, I just don't feel like I should fight if someone who's going to have more fun will miss it..
>>6450475
I feel bad about this.. But my sister will probably laugh when I tell her.
>>6450475
Sierra
Hotel
India
Ech-
>>6450471
Oh.
Oh that thing.
Right, I forgot.
....
>Falls unconscious from blood loss
>>6450420
Morning, Toriel, you've been gone a while.
>>6450475
Duel 1
This is a quick way for me to not care about what happens to the rest of you.
>>6450484
I am! I need the break myself. All sorts of people have popped in the past day or two, it's nice.
>>6450475
Helloooo ladies.
>>6450484
Y'know, I normally don't expect goats to talk...or walk...or act like people.
Whatever, man. Name's Jeff Lebowski, but call me The Dude.
>>6450420
The monster known as Toriel. It is pleasant to see you once again.
>>6450482
Then why even enter, you waste of flesh?
>>6450503
You're an honorable lass, but a stupid one. Don't fool around with pirates, little girl.
>>6450496
You do this nearly everytime. Don't you want to have fun with us?
>>6450503
So.. Fire and ice huh? Then.. What am I?
When did Baron leave?
>>6450424
Well, I decided that I will never curse, so... it's not a problem for me. Besides, my native language is mostly russian that belarusian
It is my concern if I am planning to make a move on your brother or not. To calm you down - I am not planning to. Well, it appears that here it works the other way around.
>She makes a smile. There is a victorious appearance on her face
Ooooh, yeaaah. Like I believe in it.
Why? It shows the effects of the politeness
>>6450503
Had to be done, favoritism is never shined upon on the battlefield.
>>6450503
Got it from Walter. Packs a punch, doesn't it?
>>6450437
a-and what's with that image
>>6450503
Why a-am I horny at a time like this?
>>6450515
I'm here to bestow my spot toward someone who's a better choice then I am. I'm only a researcher. I've done a lot more then you would know of.
>>6450503
It comes as no surprise that an actual pirate is effective in here.
>>6450477
He left yesterday in dead hours after people convinced him theres no way he could stop the kys baron posting. So he just left in the hopes itd fix threads. Said if hed be back it would be in 3 months.
>>6450500
Rika, is that you? Greetings, young one.
> * Toriel smiles.
This Autumn has kept me busy teaching classes. Such fulfilling work as it is tiring...
But it has been nice to take a break.
How are you faring lately?
>>6450510
Good to hear it. The holidays do a wonderful job bringing people together, do they not? Do tell, what are you looking forward to most?
>>6450503
!?
A-ahhh.... What an...unfortunate accident...
>>6450511
You are partially right in that I share many traits with goats.
Not familiar with monsters walking around?
That is alright. Many humans have not seen us yet.
Nice to meet you then, Mister Dude! Haha...
>>6450515
Ramlethal! Good to see you again as well. You are looking to be in good shape. How are you, friend?
>>6450543
So long!
T-those lot could swim right?
>>6450543
How familiar are you lot with Davy Jones?
>>6450543
...
So...
>>6450503
Yar Har, fiddley dee.
Bleeding on the floor is what's good for me
Do what you want til you die from disease
You, are a-
>>6450543
OH, SHIT!
You uh, you okay there chicken kid? I hope I shot you in the arm or somethi- nope. Got her right in the heart.
>>6450521
Well, fighting and killing or being killed by you guys has never been my idea of fun..
>>6450538
>
>>6450543
Ugh, I'm not going to drown ya'know?! I'm going to be stuck at the bottom of the ocean with two peo-
>He gets cut off from the water filling him.
>>6450557
More acquainted than you may believe
>>6450543
Oh, now that's just fuckin' great, now I'm lost.
>>6450548
Can't say I see a lot of monsters walking around, unless you count those fuckin' Nihilists. You sure there's more of you?
>>6450560
Gross! Idiot!
>>6450498
>Takes the knife out and cuts off the straight jacket
>Balls up said straight jacket and gives him a pillow
>>6450503
This feeling of failure...
>>6450548
One hell of a mixed bag, suffice to say.
>She rubs at her eyes, looking like she hasn't slept well.
And I can't exactly get you those things if you never show up, now can I?
>>6450557
>>6450543
who?
>>6450543
Duel 2
Extra supplies are found as a few fighters gets thrown into jail. You know that will not do anything.
>>6450529
...You decided you will never curse? Are you feeling alright, Natalya? The same woman that usually says vulgar things in such a calm tone... To be fair, your nation was occasionally referred to as "White Russia". Which makes sense, I suppose.
It is MY concern if you are or not because Russia would probably kill him if he caught wind of it. And what do you mean, "the other way around"? Are you implying that he's been making moves on you? Perish the thought.
>The gentleman's (thick) eyebrows narrow, him beginning to get a bit frustrated.
You SHOULD believe in it, because I certainly know more than you think, Belarus. Who was the one that made an empire in which the Sun never sets, again?
Because... Because... I said so! Stop talking about him!
>>6450566
Hahaha, I'm only kidding, but I do like that picture..
>>6450560
Yet something keeps drawing you here.
>>6450541
And I cared less about things that are more important. If it is in the background then your accomplishments mean nothing.
>>6450548
I am stable. No. That is not the word. For once, I can say that I feel wonderful.
>>6450545
He'll be back by this weekend. Guarantee it.
>>6450579
Hey, man, you can't do this! I know my fuckin' rights!
>>6450579
I TOLD YOU, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. How was I supposed to know that was a real gun that just happened to hit her right in the heart?
>Gets locked up in the brig.
Fuck.
>>6450568
>Is still bleeding
>But bleeds comfortably on the pillow
>>6450564
Then you're aware of his plight, his love forever lost, heart removed to stop the eternal pain?
>>6450572
Who? Who!? Every man who has met their fate in the inky depths of the seven seas belongs to him.
>>6450579
Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, now GET TO SWABBING YOU SCURVY RATS, AND CHART A COURSE FOR TORTUGA
>>6450590
Probably because I'd just be all by myself back home, everyone's always so busy..
>>6450601
But do you know your fuckin' lefts?
>>6450579
The dangers of having a crew is highlighted. On the subject of crews, it seems that many want the ice fairy in theirs.
>>6450579
April! We got more for the cannons!
>>6450565
As hard as it must be to believe, yes. We had been underground this whole time... until recently of course. Surely you can believe your own eyes?
>>6450571
Oh, dear...
> * Toriel approaches a few steps.
A mixed bag, at least, means that some good has come of it.
..What do you mean by getting me those things, Rika?
>>6450593
> * Toriel seems pleased.
What good news! And a nice change...
Do tell, what has happened for that to be the case?
>>6450612
>>6450604
Sir I'm nothing more than a poor Japanese boy. I don't understand a lick of what you're tying to say.
>he holds out both of his hands
I also can't afford to get these nice hands of mine dirty.
>>6450602
Sleep well sweet prince~
>Starts walking away and tosses the knife behind him only to land into Ambrose's left ass cheek
>>6450548
The most? Hard to say. Things slowing down, they've been frenetic as of late.
>>6450604
Yes, yes, all of that. Now, why don't you go and stab it for me.
>>6450612
>Little did the lich remember that he had no tool to enjoy wenches with.
>>6450609
There's a whole world out there for you to explore. Here and home aren't your only options.
>there are people who don't know that baron is still posting with a secret ava
>>6450593
The background can be some of the only ways to learn more. You can't always be in the front. Foolish attacks aren't the best most of the time, but thank you for such a compliment.
>>6450612
Frosty, I don't think an iceberg counts as a ship. Now how about you let me aboard and let my wounds freeze so they stop bleeding?
No?
Okay.
>>6450625
>Has a dream about having a blood orgy with Matoi
>>6450571
Why haven't you slept well?
>>6450632
I had suspected from the extra pair of feet on the Marauders' Map.
>>6450616
>She recoils at the approach.
Yeah, but it's sure turned sour. Don't you remember those things you requested from me?
>>6450610
Look, man, I'm having a rough night, I don't need any jokes.
>>6450616
...I think some idiot spiked my drink again, Goddamn.
Alright, alright, if there's more monsters walking around, where are they all?
>>6450612
Duel 3
The ice fairy was not fond of who wanted her. It was bound to happen but I should note that a pirate has fallen.
>>6450642
Sorry, man, I just couldn't resist.
>>6450622
>Can't speak a lick of Japanese, so he doesn't understand a word
This one's not from Singapore then, savvy? He's no good for anything you idiots!
>>6450630
Leverage, Lord Ainz. A man, er, lich, as distinguished as yourself understands the concept.
>He tries to slap you on the back and accidentally removes a rib, hastily tossing it away before you notice
>>6450638
....
Things I'm not happy about.
>Sniffle.
>>6450645
I CHANGE MY MIND FROSTY, THE ICEBERG FOR A SHIP'S COOL OKAY?
Heh, get it? Coo-
>CHOP
>>6450631
Are you telling me to leave? But I'd like to stay close to work in case they needed me for something... Plus I've already toured around to other countries.
>>6450650
Uh...o-okay, let me just...
>he tries really hard to remember the English he learned in school
M-Me do not speaku with your tongueu.
>>6450616
>Her tone grows soft for a second.
Yeah, I had thought I would only have bad things happen to me... ahem. The most important thing is that my sister returned to me. Same as she ever was and I am feeling something about it. The other is that I finally won today. It has been a month since the last victory. They both make me feel less hollow.
>>6450633
You are one of the creatures that only hear what you want to hear. Just where was any compliment in my statements? I will be waiting.
>>6450645
I hadn't noticed one of these were in progress. You make such little noise I begin to wonder if the winner is a battle hardened champion or the one who can last the longest knitting in silence without dropping dead of boredom.
>>6450645
You're not a really good captain, are you, man?
>>6450584
Yeah. No more cursing
It's more like "White Rus" or "White Ruthenia"
Why would he? I don't see why he would do it.
Of course I didn't meant that "his hyper attitude and "heroic" dreams tends" are not alienating other, but helping him make more friends. That's what I meant
You know more that I am? I don't think so. I know more than you in some things... like making friends.
Alright, alright. Just don't curse me
>>6450626
A little peace will do wonders for you in many ways. However hard this previous year has been, spending time with loved ones and getting ready for the next is something I'll always appreciate.
>>6450640
I am sorry to hear that.
...? No? I do not remember requesting anything from you. Perhaps you have me confused with someone else?
>>6450642
If that is the case, it is one monster of a drink! Heehee....
> * ...Ahem.
As I said, most of us lived underground until a few months ago. Now we are starting to move out onto the surface. We lived under a mountain called Mount Ebott.
>>6450650
Right, always best to know the limits of humans I suppose. Though as you may be able to tell, I have already danced with death once, why not twice?
>The discarded rib is returned to the lich's inventory eventually
>>6450645
There are too many people here for there to be this much inaction.
>>6450663
Im telling you to get out more silly billy! I doubt you visited everything.
>>6450675
>Of course I didn't meant that. I meant that...
Oh my God
>>6450678
It's...fine. Hopefully. I just hope she'll forgive me....
>She stares at the ground before shaking her head furiously.
It was like...20 or so of my tablet things or whatever, for your class? I mean, it was a few months ago, but still.
>>6450670
...See? All these good things have headed your way for your patience. I knew things would turn out better for you, Ramlethal.
> * Toriel smiles warmly.
So your sister is back, yes? What is she like?
>>6450653
You...why?
>>6450670
You said if you hadn't heard of my accomplishments then it's not worthy but on the other side not knowing it means the secret is kept.
>>6450668
>He rolls his eyes, then grabs you by the collar, dragging you over to where several other crew members are scrubbing the deck. He points at them, then at you, then back to them
YOU! SWABBIE! ME, CAPTAIN, SAVVY?
>>6450686
My words exactly.
Would you be so kind as to release a pack of wild dogs to take care of the scraps? We don't need a winnder. I'd rather be entertained, instead of watching paint dry.
>>6450686
Duel 4
The Yukine event. Sounds like a movie El would watch.
>>6450678
...Y'know, that was pretty fuckin' funny. You're pretty good, Toriel.
Can't say I've heard of Mount Ebott. You sure there's more monsters out there than just you? Still haven't seen seen one ordering a burger at In-N-Out or anything.
>>6450680
Not my place to judge your motives or means Lord Ainz, merely exploit them if possible for personal gain, as a pirate is want to do.
>>6450688
'Silly billy', Ash?..
Anyway, I have much more life in me, I've been to space before ya'know!
>>6450675
...I must be dreaming. Or maybe Flying Mint Bunny is messing with my hearing.
Both still mean the same regardless of what you say. "White Russia".
His rivarly with America would surely put a damper on your relationship or something similar. I can just see him threatening America not to hurt you... This is all speculation.
They still alienate most people. Ask others what they think of him, and four out of five people say "Let's not talk about him." There is a rare minority that don't, however. I... Need to thank the people in that minority sometime.
S-SHUT UP! You barely made some! America doesn't count, you...! Gah! Just shut up already! And keep that attitude up and I WILL curse you!
>>6450710
Yeah, wake me when I have shit to do, man.
>>6450712
Dude, not cool. Non-human sapient entity is the preferred nomenclature.
>>6450695
Elphlet Valentine is... different. Much different than me. If you could imagine someone that is the complete opposite of me, you would have a clear idea.
>>6450699
Taking perverted images of women is not an accomplishment either.
>>6450710
The water is brown, host. The fighters are swimming in their own physical manifestation of fear, they seemed to have soiled themselves.
>>6450701
>Subaru tries desperately to get loose from the pirates grip
N-NO DICE! I DO NOTU DIRTY HANDS!
>>6450719
Everyone has motives and personal gain to be had by serving under me. Keeping their homes and lives usually being the top.
>>6450710
I can't say I was ever very good at ship combat, you may have this one.
>>6450710
It seems some have allied themselves. Why?
>>6450736
For what purpose? There is nothing to fear.
>>6450732
That was one time and it wasn't perverted just a picture remember? The only time I take a picture of anyone now it's to document my sisters growth into a women. The only one I care about more then anything else. I would never do something as silly as that.
>>6450722
You want me to start hurling insults again? Im in a friendly mood today but I can turn it up a notch if you are so masochistic.
>>6450739
>He hoists you up by the collar again, walking to the edge of the deck. He lifts you over the guard rail, dangling you above the ocean
YES DICE! DICE OR DEATH, DICE OR DEATH, SAVVY?
>>6450746
I can name something, their own two feet. I'd be impressed if they don't manage to trip on themselves fall into a death pit.
>>6450730
>Go to bed, Wiggins.
>>6450746
I'll take what I can get out here, man.
>>6450694
Oh? ...Oh! Yes, now I remember!
Silly me... I can't believe I had forgotten.
You must have been holding onto those for me all this time, haven't you? Thank you very much, Rika. I truly appreciate it.
>>6450730
Be kind to him, anon. After all, that is how our kind is commonly referred to as.
>>6450712
We come in many different shapes and sizes! Though not many of us have ventured far from the mountain yet. It's in America, you know.
>>6450732
Elphlet Valentine...
In that case, she would be very expressive and energetic. What a relief to have her back then! I hope I meet her soon.
Ship two avas in this thread.
>>6450745
The promise of freedom and fortune are all which entice my crew. Might explain the difference in loyalty.
>>6450746
You two look like you'd be good birds, so you can take my position and divide it between you two.
>>6450756
NO HOMBRE! NO PUEDO NADAR!
>>6450746
Duel 5
It seems some of you have remembered what to do. Only one type of pornographic media is allowed here. Also one Cirno falls today.
>>6450771
Adachi and Ramlethal.
>>6450769
Hehe, don't worry about it. If you can hold out a few minutes I can get them here, at least.
>>6450689
I bet you're wishing for a Time Turner how, aren't you, you incompetent muggle.
>>6450732
>gropes your sister
>>6450771
yukine and sleep
>>6450772
Well, you know what they say. Fear is usually the best way to rule man. Freedom is all well and good, but it allows them to have few too many ideas.
>>6450789
Back off from sleep, she's for me and me only and you can't have her.
>>6450776
Fire beats ice. What else is new?
>>6450771
Dean x Matoi
>>6450769
Oh, yeah, America, land of the free, home of The Dude. If this mountain is anywhere near L.A., I would've heard about it. Is it in, like...Kansas, or something?
>>6450776
Yeah, man, just get rid of someone. I don't want my hands dirty.
>>6450771
Shorty X Cirno
>>6450799
>In this thread
>>6450775
>He swings you up and over to safety
Right! You'll be under the Spaniard's care!
>He delivers you to a rather grimey, sweaty, obese, mustachioed crew member, who ushers you away while laughing sinisterly
>>6450791
Ideas? Are you certain we're talking about my crew?
>>6450724
...Huh?... Flying Mint... Bunny?...
Well, there is actually some differences, but yeah... Whatever
Heh, it's funny. He doesn't like my plans to marry him, but if I'd go after Alfred he'd not like it. Would he be jealous?
I always see a bunch of people around him. It's... shows something.
But I ALREADY made someone my friend. How's that sound?
So nice that I always have my brother that negates all of the curses
>>6450776
Fine. You can have this rest. I doubt any tales will be interesting however.
>>6450754
As long as you do not harass me or my sister, I do not care what you do. Secret. Hmph. That is just a way to say you did nothing.
>>6450769
Indeed she is. Honestly, I hated her before because of it. It took me a long time to realize that it is the best thing about her. You ever felt that way towards someone.
>>6450786
Why do you not actually do that towards her. She may enjoy it. If she does not, I will have to cut of your hands.
>>6450806
Shut up.
>>6450807
Not in particular, however, I know that your type tends to stab others in the back for gain. Not that I can blame you, that is just the nature of man.
>>6450812
I know you have the ability, host. Eliminate some of these bottomfeeders with your power!
>>6450771
Captain Jack x the dude. Bromance though
They would hang out and share brewskis
Belarus x England
Shorty x Dean
Cirno x memes
Toriel x Rika
Ramlethal x hosting
Adachi x Dubs
Ash x Kaito
Sucy x Suburu
Yukine x sleep
>>6450831
I dont want Dank Meme Girl to kill me. Please no
>>6450823
Right, that's my cue!
>A load of very large rocks drop from above as Jack swoops away, snatching a particular shiny as he does
How much anime do you watch per season?
>>6450812
>>6450828
They can step up whenever. All you need to do is promise food.
>>6450837
None
>>6450806
>stabs you with my scissor sword
Dean
x
Matoi.
>>6450807
ALGUIEN ME AYUDE!
POR FAVOR, JESÚS ME GUIA A UN LUGAR MÁS SEGURO!
>>6450831
S-She's not even in here.
>>6450837
2 seasons ago I was watching 8 series
this season im watching none and am 8 episodes behind on jojo pt4
>>6450831
You set me up with a purpose rather than a person. For once, I can agree with something of this nature.
>>6450831
What.
>>6450837
>Hahahahahahahahahahah.
>>6450839
Fuckin' Nihilists, man! I can't even catch a break out here!
>>6450837
I used to watch all of them.
So about 15~20.
Now I don't watch any at all.
>>6450819
Her being the way she is. Probably not
>>6450819
I wouldn't be such a good brother if I laid a hand on a women I barely know. It was just a experiment that I left because of reasons I didn't agree with. It would harm my sisters. That's one thing we have in common family right?
>>6450845
Rohan dies
Okuyasu dies
>>6450835
I got a better idea, how about you and that dick demon go hand in hand together and you both leave me alone. But mostly her.
>>6450843
>Slowly crawls up too
Please don't leave me.
>>6450839
Duel 6
I expected nothing. I somehow feel I received even less than that.
>>6450809
Yes, Flying Mint Bunny. One of my dearest friends, but no one else can see him. They will one day.
Pronunciations don't exactly count as differences, but we shall drop it for now to not get into an argument.
It is humorous, considering that he'd be protective of you even with your relationship with him. Especially if... Alfred would definitely be concerned if you're tricking him or not.
Who, Russia? He would most likely be jealous... Or not. Who knows what he is thinking underneath his smile?
Maybe it is out of kindness, or obligation of some sort. I will never know, but perhaps that is for the best...
You did? Hm. For my curiosity, who is this friend of yours?
Hmph! If those don't work, I'll ask Russia to give you my scones instead! You'll have to eat them as it is rude otherwise!
>>6450831
Me? And Natalya?
...
I'm afraid that wouldn't work out, although the situations we'd get into would most certainly be hilarious. Cheers, Anon.
>>6450831
Seriously?
>>6450836
>The lich just watches the man run away
I am starting to believe that salt water may make them even stranger...
>>6450782
Right, of course. I can wait as long as needed, young one.
It should be a great surprise to bring these back for the children after their Winter Break is over! They will be so excited to reach out and touch them... Hehe.
>>6450802
It is in Georgia, actually.
The looks we had gotten upon exiting... Well, it was a shock.
Is an...In-N-Out Burger an L.A. thing?
>>6450831
I would gladly care for Rika more, but she is very distant.
>>6450819
Understandable at first. But our differences are what make us great.
Hm.... You know? Sans is quite different from me in some ways, but it's exactly that that I appreciate about him. It is easy sometimes to work too hard in my case, and I tend to over-work impulsively. But Sans is always quick to remind me to relax and take a break every now and then. And it helps that he is VERY funny... which is what I'd like to think I share in common with him.
>>6450845
Holy crap, are you me?
>>6450852
I think they mean more in a parental kind of way? But of course, I would not want to over-step my bounds.
>>6450864
Impressive. I have to assume that it happened to him at one point.
>>6450861
I've read the manga.
Nice try though.
>>6450871
>>6450876
>She shivers a little, before muttering what sounds like a brief incantation.
Right, shouldn't be too long, hopefully. The break's already started over there...?
...And I both have a mother provided she hasn't disowned me today, AND I don't think they mean it like that.
>>6450876
Best you not mention anything parental towards her
>>6450875
We are one in the same.
>>6450871
Georgia, huh? Heard they got good peanuts there.
Yeah, I mean, it's not really everyday you see a bunch of walkin' and talkin' monsters come out from a mountain. I'm kinda surprised they didn't torch and pitchfork you guys right back in.
West Coast, Toriel. Greatest burgers you'll ever have.
>>6450886
Man, come on, that's not cool.
>>6450886
Duel 7
Sounds like another movie El would enjoy seeing.
>On that note, it's 5 am, so I probably should sleep. 'Night, y'all, and thanks in advance for the game, Garnet.
>>6450856
Then you really should not attempt it, should you?
>>6450858
Yes it is. I suppose I would do anything for her now. If you are being truthful then you do not need to worry about your life.
>>6450871
Sans. You mean the skeleton. I do find him annoying enough to try to not speak with him so you two are different. Even you are told that you need to relax?
>>6450909
Goodbye for now.
>>6450905
A fitting end for what type of game this was.
>>6450894
As I've noticed.
>>6450891
It will be for them, soon. But I'll incorporate them into next season's plans.
....Are you implying that...? They think you and I...?
Ha..hahaha!
My, that is...very bold of them.... But how ridiculous!
>>6450900
I would have to see! I am not very nutty about peanuts.
They nearly did, but we started off slow and quietly with them... and we are starting to live peacefully amongst humankind.... It's slow though.
>>6450914
Yes, Sans the Skeleton! The one and bonely.
Hehehe...
Annoying? Sans? Never. At least, I would never think so.
Even I need to relax once in a while, yes.I do put a lot of work into things I am passionate about, you know. It would not do for me to work myself to death.
>>6450909
>Have a good one.
>>6450931
You don't know how absurd these people can be.
>She looks at the ground.
>>6450914
You're trust worthy enough, Doing anything for the better of your sisters is what I'm supposed to do as their Big Brother. I wouldn't let anything hurt them to my ability.
>>6450929
Tomoko wins.
>>6450866
Your invisible friends, huh... Is it THAT bad?
Well, there is not only the pronunciation differences, but... yeah, you're right
Who would be protective? Brother? How much should I say him that I can take care of myself?
Why so? Alfred is seems to be the guy who believes easily
No, they seemed like they are liked him. They liked to be accompanied with him
Well, I consider her my friend, but I am not sure if she consider me her friend. That's what I am gonna do. I am going to ask her if we are friends of not
What if I'd politely decline?
>>6450944
>>6450944
>>6450944
>>6450914
Can I...please?
>>6451467
>Kissu