Desktop Thread MANDATORY ENTRY FEE: 1 (one) cute anime imag

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U fucking piece of shit, this is the first time I'm actually replying to your shit "Is this the new desktop thread?" question. I've always held myself back but now I just can't handle it anymore. You're a fucking piece of shit and should seriously kill yourself because NO, this isn't the new desktop thread and NO, THE DESKTOP THREADS ARE OFF /g/ BY NOW YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC SHIT. You're even pretending to be fucking female even tho you probably have a dick, please kill yourself already, you have a serious mental disorder, nobody can help you and your pedophilia anime fetish. SO FUCK OFF, YOU'RE PISSING OFF EVERYONE HERE AT /g/. I WISH THE MODS BANNED YOU OR THAT YOUR FUCKING TRASH PC FILLED WITH ANIME PEDOPHILIA DIES ALREADY. Please don't every try to reproduce either with a male or female you fucking imbecile. You seriously make me so mad every time you post over here you fucking mentally challenged neckbeard. I hope you're aware of how everybody hates you over here and how much of a moron you are, you fuckong cuntbag. You probably still live in your mother's basement and I hope you fucking know how much of a dissapointment you are to your parents and how much you should be ashamed of yourself and your stupid question and riced weeaboo desktop. So fuck off and never come back cause I will find you and when I do, I will wipe your stupid hard drive and all shit that's on it and I will put you in a mental hospital where you belong or make you kill yourself so you'll finally end this stupid bullshit. FUCK OFF ALREADY. KILL YOURSELF. DO SOMETHING, JUST DONT EVER POST HERE AGAIN OR I'LL FUCKING SLICE YOUR THROAT YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS PEDOPHILE! THIS ISNT THE NEW FUCKING DESKTOP THREAD FUCK OFF THERE ARENT ANY DESKTOP THREADS, STOP POSTING ALREADY. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE PARENTS AND FUCK EVERYONE AROUND YOU FOR RAISING YOU LIKE THAT. FUCK OFF!!!

tfw live in mother's basement :~(

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my desktop
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>when you dump your waifu for her pet cat

when u try to __ but u accidentally acbn

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All Time You Count: 1063
who can beat me and is below 4000

>>6449381
>and is below 4000
no fair lol

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>when you

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moo?

>>6449415
yes but i still saved it

but bunnies don't moo

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in age of empires II you can summon a giant gorrilla boy as a unit

thats me. im the giant gorilla boy

>>6449600
that's me in the pic

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deleting thing so look at it now if you want

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*circus music

the circus music is playing because ure posts are those of a clown !! haha owned

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wtf

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hello this is my desk top

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qt pic

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saving the cute ones ^^

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autism test

is this anime

happy

or

gnu/sad

its wabi sabi

I say she looks sad or slightly annoyed/angry

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My daughter is 18, shy, and I would like for her to get out and be a typical 18 year old girl. She does not drink, smoke or do drugs. I have kinda sheltered her. She is in her 1st year of college. She has her license and her own car. Not looking for you to hook up with her but rather go places and have fun. She has long light brown hair, blue eyes. Shorts, shirt and flip flops is her daily attire. This is not for a booty call. Just want her to get out and meet new friends and experience Hawaii. Send me an email and we can arrange a place to meet up.

(this is your girlfriend for the day)

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Rare picture of __

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desktop inspector
ur under arrest

you can't arrest me

i'm japanese

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question 2: are you a girl

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no, it's me, neon genesis evangelion

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that's it ur coming down to the station punk
*joke about deconstruction your genre*

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IlL DECONSTRUCT YOUR FUCKING ASSSS!!!!!!

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v. cute ritsu, she's my favorite touhou

water

>>6450815
this post tries to hard
^--- post ironic comment

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wth I love mouse butt now???

dumping some qt mice btw

>>6450896
cute>>6450877

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night night every1

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good night

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And I'm off to sleep as well

>Tfw break only 1 hour into shift
Wow lame

ohio

Oheyo

▲

>>6449239
>tfw i don't :~(

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how do i do this

https://vimeo.com/177929893

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>vimeo
>vim

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ohaio morning everyone
<--- life inspo

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i accidentally did the lucid dreaming thing where u get sleep paralysis and it was like going through a meat grinder or soemthing but then I had like 5 lucid dreams

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but I still couldn't summon a single 2d anime girl

that sounds kowai

tfw tiny tiny little bug walking on my monitor

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test

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asuka!

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its a bat

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ultimate dead thread

I forgot my hard drive with all my anime pictures at home

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>>6460063
wow look how small her mouth is

>>6460348
nice

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lol

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test

What are you testing

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my new internet protocol address

You naughty girl

it's not true baka

>>6449352
nice legs

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I'm coming yui!

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desktop thread thanksgiving

Me with the selfie stick

me taking a picture of my food

im all the other ones

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DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
*inhales*
THHHHREEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD

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if no one replies 2 this post whtin 30 seconds im taking snail for my own permanently its a verbal contract

>>6464664

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if no one replies to this post within 30 seconds i fucked you're waifu dude

>>6464761
wow rude

>>6464825
haha thanks for the (you) fucker

>>6464892
wow don't call me names

>>6464906
nothing presonal nerd

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a bloody nose!

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snacks
snacks
snacks

the number of the weed

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So, uh, are desktop threads still banned or what?

something like that

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Well, shit. Unless you mean off-topic funposting is disallowed, in which case it's all good.

suwrg

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Yeah, yeah, enjoy your stay in this "desktop thread". I think I've actually seen a desktop screenshot several dozen posts ago!
See ya.

hopefully not, go back to weird Russia chan

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I've done so many mental gymnastics that my body has become a sleek and slender image of perfection. Every day I hit the balance beam, I do 50 cartwheels, I stand on my head for 3 hours. it's hard to imagine being having anything but six-pack abs and a heightened sense of superiority. I've achieved all of this by taking Brain Force™ every single day. I've become the statuesque, masculine figure that I've always fantasized about in my wet dreams.

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the deadtes tTHREAD OF ALLLL TIME

>>6468087
the cutest snail of All Time

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Everyone is probably to busy with thanksgiving or using discord

>>6468107
saved

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I feel like such a loser for not going anywhere for thanksgiving but I really don't want to go anywhere to talk to people I hardly know.

nicos thighs...

haha remember that funny joke from the discord hahah

>>6468569
calm down baka it's thanksgiving people aren't going to be posting as much

kuro must of not gotten internet and where he went for thanksgiving

it's been really weird having him post less

the joke was that you should come to the discord but I'm still mad about no posts

>you
who?

every1

i agree but a certain baka wont join

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ww

saved

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imouto update reading FLCL + like 10 others and assassin classroom

how long do u think until she's posting loli in desktop threads

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that's how ill keep in touch when I'm gone of course

>>6470867
when

my aunt, seating people for Dinner: "lets break the families up!"
me: "haha cool ty auntie youre the best *eats dinner surrounded by strangers that i hate instantly*"

haha owned

me posting in desktop thread: "i'll tell my tale of pain and woe and receive sympathy upvotes"
rude idiot nerd: "haha owned"

wtf downvoted

>>6468569

>>6472007
yeah anyone who isn't there is missing out

uuuuu

IT JUST SEEMS LAME TO HAVE A SECRET OFF SITE CIRCLE JERK CHAT ROOM WHERE OTHER USERS CANT SWING BY AND POST THEIR DESK TOPS

ALSO CHAT ROOMS ARE SCARY

haha that guys a big retard. i secretly hate him. lets make him join the discord in order to harvest more material to sneer at secretly lol

-direct quote from hacked discord chatlog

omg

join the discord u big baka it's just the same people u talk to on here

but wouldnt that mean im already in the discord. because im talking to my self (dead thread) lol?

>>6472525
no it means ur the nerd too shy to talk to the nerds that u already talk to every day anyway

mfw all this peer pressure

mfw u forgot ur face

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my face

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoi_Bungaku this seems interesting

>>6472754
saved

youmus pushup bra...

ritsus unexpectedly girlish "yan!" sound... mios coolness....

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!!

wow

saved

same

tfw u catch up to the scanlation

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if u save this one u have to give me a (You)

w-wow

why the h*ck are monitors in landscape when manga is in portrait

because everything in life is designed to own u

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woah i'm leet i can bypass captchas without a pass?

http://www.red-lang.org/ this seems interesting

[a link to all of my previous posts in the archive] this seems interesting

those seem interesting

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should i save this

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ohaio lads

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ohio

>>6474906
qt

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me on the right

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check em

ahhhh whats wrong with her foot

lol its just the bottom of her foot from that angle

thats not how feet work (T ^ T)

wtf the girls in the original star trek show are so qt
maybe bc it was all in sd back then you had to get extra attractive people to make up the difference

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tfw everything u eat goes directly toyour thighs
<----

pls stop posting my gf without my permission

omg

ikr my gf is so cute

haha owned

>>6475598
delet

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my gf dressed up as my other gf

wtf how many gfs do you get

all of them

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woosh

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thats it im taking snail back

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too late nerd

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hmm really makes u think...

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>>6475711

i knew u would say that so i win

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>>6475750
uhh u cant argue with FACTS >>6475740

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im looking at her butt rn she mus tbe my gf thats logic

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>>6475772
tfw u need to turn the world on its head for snail to be ur gf

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good morning dudes

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<-- snail talking to u
dam owned shes my gf now

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>>6475784
ohio

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>>6475791
snail talking to U

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u mistranslated the moonrunes

>>6475824
now she's pointing at me
checkmate baaka dont bother replyoing

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no she's pointing @ me nerd

nu uh

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cute picture of my gf

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my gfs thighs...

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picture of my gf with her gf

saved
>>6475866

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picked up this gf on a blackfriday sale lads

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>discount gfs
pls
rare expensive gf

what happened to her legs???

im on a payment plan i haven't gotten those yet

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while you nerds were arguing I bought myself a snail gf

snooze you loose

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u dont even want to know how much this gf cost

is that your gf lol?

shes one of them

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wow I think the adderall is kicking in, this is going to be a supercharged day at work

>>6475959
powerful technioque

I wonder if there's going to be a crazy amount of packages on black Friday, next week should be crazy with cybermonday and stuff

>>6475959
i slept like 18 hours and drank an energy drink i dont think ill be sleeping tonight

>join discord group
>turns out fbuntu is in it
dam owned

Which one is he?

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nico nico niiii

thats my gf

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wow she must be hungry

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cute picture of my gf

wow why do you guys have so many gfs

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my gf's cute nails

my gf is a doll

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my gfs

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enough gfs for every1

>>6481669
me on the left

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look how stretchy azusas face is

>>6482063
saved

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picture of my gf

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hmm

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time for a new thread

illl make it hold on

NEVERMIND IM RANGE BANNED FROM MAKING /TRASH/ THREADS

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Desktop Thread - watermelon edition

MANDATORY ENTRY FEE:
1 (one) cute anime image for each desktop you post
you are more than welcome to post more if you desire, but you MUST post at least 1 (one)

(You)s are very precious resources, please don't waste them

>Windows guides
http://nanami-tan.info (W7/8/10)
>Linux guide
http://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php?title=GNU/Linux_ricing

5 cute rules:
- pretty much we just post anime now
- we are in charge
- please do not use hate speech in the desktop thread
- don't reply to her posts

Watermelon growing rulez:
if you post a really cut eanime pic than it maesns your watermelons grow twice as size

the watermelon competition will be judged by the mayor of the town, the local head of the council, and the police chief. They will judge them on roundness, colour, presentation, size, weight, and lastly taste

the prize is 1 million dollar

>>6483452
>>6483452
>>6483452