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/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Turn The Other Cheek Edition

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/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Turn The Other Cheek Edition

>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all

>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2

>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS

>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe

>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z

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News:

>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/

>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/

>The Loud House #1: "There Will Be Chaos" available for preorder on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/

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Upcoming Episodes:

11 Louds a Leaping (Parts 1 and 2) (Airdate: November 25th - 7PM)
>Lincoln and Clyde try to retrieve a sled after it ends up in their neighbor's yard.

Baby Steps (Airdate: TBD)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother

Brawl in the Family (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House.

Suite and Sour (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort.

Back in Black (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover.
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ANON - In wait for Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u


>A Different Kind of Brotherly Love / oppais1fan / Req. Author to confirm if finished
A Dire Dilemma / Moondaffodil
A Mile in Her Cleats / DoktorSoos
A Rump in the Night / Moondaffodil
Bad Friends / Negima_Sensei
Big Bro Lincoln / The-Lad/The-Lizard
Birth of a Loud / SirCorvus
Darkness Falls Together / burgerboy
GangLouds / Lauvernie
Godless Sound / Yourhead
>Going Away Present: Chapter 1 - Lori / Req. Author(s) to confirm URL
Good Things Come In Threes / RedditAnon/Joseph
Human Nature / AbuseGuy
I Can't Lose You / Nito/fishnchipz
Just for Laughs / Immorticon
Lacy Story / AbuseGuy
Leni and the Jetts / themaninthecouch
Linc / purplechaos2
Lincoln Quest (CYOA) / feebop
Lincon Louder / Cell/Cr0u70n
Lola's Complex / AlchyHolic
Loud House Family Values / smallface
Lucy tells Leni to die / shinjithethird, "A handful of Anons"
Luna Goes 4Loko: 2Loko / Moondaffodil
LvLvL / cedric225
LvR / AlchyHolic
lynn pov / NewbWriter
Make It Wit Chu / DNAofUSA
Nicktoons Love in the Loud House / geo soul
Pride and Glory / Moondaffodil
Sibling Smackdown MMXVI / Emmay
tell me about the rabbits, linc / hypnobob
The loud house comic / jumpjump
The Loud House of Love / ThunderMoonBear
The Size That Counts / themaninthecouch
Velvet Fist / Wrightfag
We Have Each Other / AbuseGuy, Wrightfag
Whoops / GeorgeGlass

AUTHORS Please direct info about updates to this post
Thanks and be well
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Lynn is the best
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Luan

>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Her own family locked her in a cage so they didn't have to deal with her
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
>Male Luan had the worst design and voice
>She is a confirmed slut

Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
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NEWS & Q/A

>http://pastebin.com/zFZ60vDa
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6398621/#q6400215
>https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1479/59/1479592913343.png

Remind you good folks of /TLHG/ about the 'holiday collab'
Sing-up period running Nov 19-27
Fill format and direct it to AbuseGuy, Wrightfag or feebop

>I've updated Good Things Come In Threes a bit. From line 130 to line 171.
http://pastebin.com/LL6XqMnC
RedditAnon

>Oh look, it's that Bad Friends update I promised. I should mention that there's a joke/spoiler here regarding Anon from LxA. If you're familiar with LxA, Anon wore hoodies all the fucking time. In the next LxA, I'll get more in to this, but basically Leni makes Anon a hoodie that's designed after the red command uniform from TNG. And since having two Anons in a story would be confusing, I decided to have Luna give him a nickname to differentiate between Leni's Anon and Luna's. Sorry if it's confusing.
http://pastebin.com/yC0m6pkW
Negima_Sensei

>Lynn POV cont
http://pastebin.com/WRYETaeY
NewbWriter

Congrats on your updates Keep it up Bros!

>RPGmaker absorbed most of my time tonight but a massive fuckup made me ragequit and get back to writing.
>Realest of talk, I could actually see a total overhaul of the combat system to turn it into a game about Lincoln arguing with his sisters as he uncovers the mystery of who stole BunBun.

http://pastebin.com/Eqrt5iXf
Living Loud talent agency part 2
cedric225

Nice update but where's the next LvLvL chapter?


Thanks and Be good Be Well
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R A P E
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>>6425798
I guess I'll take mediocre drawings over Shota faggot cancer
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>>6425843
Wow you must be fun at parties
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>>6425852
drawfags don't need to be nice to each other.
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>>6425897
Literally who are you
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>>6425905
SB99

also, taking requests
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>>6425843
assuming that Vinnie's art isn't mediocre too.
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>>6425912
Nice try, SB99 draws faggotry all the time
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>>6425912

Carol and Linclone running away giggling after trolling the Louds.
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>>6425843
>not liking shota
Are you gay or something? Too many queers in /tlhg/ these days.
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>>6425912
Seconding this anon's request from last thread
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>>6425912
>SB99
>Disliking shota faggotry
>Draws boy bulges
>Draws yaoi
>Renders dicks with the same loving detail as his butts


The absurdity is hilarious.
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>All of these shotafags
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So I just woke up. How has everyone's morning been so far?
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>>6426014
Terrible freaking out at work I have no idea what I'm doing
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>>6425965
Having them all dressed like Lori would be the best
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Sup.
I've been writing this thing for a while, but it's turning to be harder than I thought, so I'll make it a three-parter instead of a one-shot deal.

It's about Lola but set in WW2 times.
http://pastebin.com/XJD01etY

I hope you enjoy it.
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>>6426024
>"Heil Hitler!"
Oh man am I gonna enjoy this!
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>>6425912
Can you draw Shyqt giving linc a blowjob?
or Nursing handjob from carol
or titfuck from thicc qt.

Or just any of them in seasonal wear? Ty/ sorry for botherin you!
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>>6425991
>>6426062
Something tells me that *might* not actually be him.
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>>6426096
Hey man i gotta put in requests when I can. If it ain't him then rip, but if it is him then i'll have a chance of getting some of my amazing ideas done.
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>>6425932
>>6425991
also if there was one drawfag i'd cam for while jacking it to his work it's SB99
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>>6426024
>It's about Lola but set in WW2 times.
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>>6425820
Can't argue with that.
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>>6426024
>louds in WW2
>leni and lincoln on the beaches of normandy when
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B E S T
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>>6425579
delivery.
have a good day people
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>>6426024
I'm enjoying the period accurate organizations.
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>>6426127
Did you record it?
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>>6426274
no.. i'm saying if he asked though, i would
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>>6426024
Ohh my
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>>6426024
A fic about Nazi lola? You have my attention.
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>>6426255
Fucking perfect my man, thanks.
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>>6426250
I-Is there more?
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>>6426286
Oh right, I misread that. Sorry
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>>6426309
That's how every Loricoln fic starts.
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>>6426311
it's okay, dude! i'm a dude, too, so you don't get too downtrodden, woulda just been a dude jacking it
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>>6426255
Quality work
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>>6425912
OR for this >>6425965
Please SB99
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>>6426250
[spoiler]I miss DrawFriend[/spoiler]
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>>6426368
I don't.
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AssailantAnon stands over the Loud family, cock fully erect, their parents plead with him to stop, but naturally he's not listening.

He has but one request, the virginity of one Loud sibling, he strokes his cock as he walks down the line, pee-pee at the ready for one unlucky Loud. Lincoln sits at the end of the line livid, but, in a sick way, relieved.

>Of course Lori is safe, she's a big fuckin' slut
>Leni may have lost her virginity and fucking forgot
>Luna is definitely out, passed around at concerts so many times, you'd think she was crowd-surfing
>Luan's shitty jokes are a dick-deflater, so she's in the running, you know, if he's into that
>Lynn lost her virginity to a baseball if Lincoln remembers correctly, hopefully she'll be tight enough that he doesn't notice
>Lucy.... To a demon, maybe? Nah, she's pure loli bait she's in the running
>Lola, no
>Lana, maybe
>Lisa had her vagina removed in case just such an occasion arose, which it did
>That leaves Lily, lets hope it doesn't come to that today
"I Choose~"
>Gee, sure am lucky i'm not a girl, though in a house of 11 kids one of them is-
"Lincoln." the rapist exclaims pointing his dick at the young man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM [Embed]

I swear he can never catch a break
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>>6426368
Did he drop off?
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>>6426392
God fucking damnit Luna is pure!
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>tfw you never experienced the Gold Age of /tlhg/
>tfw you know that the threads will never get that level of activity again
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>>6426351
I'm disappointed in myself that I actually know where that's from.
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>>6425842
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>>6426416
The threads still get a decent amount of activity during peak hours, it's just all shit now

Comfy /tlhg/ is long dead
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Kyder's art is so underrated
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A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
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So how much does this show change from the first episode? I'm watching it now and having a hard time getting into it.
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Did this before I started work on the main course later today.
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>>6426448
It starts out kind of slow ,but once Leni gets shot things really start to heat up. The episode with Carol beating up Lori was certainly the peak of season one.
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>>6426448
The comfy moments are less notorious, sometimes the characters act like assholes to make plot lines work, new characters are introduced and the quality of the humor is pretty good some times.
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A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
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>>6426411
How long will you delude yourself? search your heart, you know it to be true.
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>>6426416
>>6426426
>tfw when I experienced it and saw the level of progress with fics and content and all the gets.
But I have to agree it's long gone, now it's just shitposting and crap memes. Is this the fall of an empire?
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>>6426255
Quality work mang
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>>6426467
sb99, is that you? just take my everything
whoever you are take my everything
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>>6426489
I say we create our own content, with blackjack and hookers
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>>6426489
Shut up mang, you're making me hate myself for not discovering this general during may.
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>>6425842
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>>6425912
Lisa working with Dekapan
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>>6426416
It is better this way. I remember seeing the first few threads and how horrible they were. There was a guy with legit autism who thought it was funny to harass the staff into deleting their twitter accounts
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>>6426488
I just don't know anymore. She's just the only sister I can relate to since I like rock and music. It's lonely in reality and this is my only outlet of relief.
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>>6426467
Is it too early in the day to start edging?

Fuck, it's always a good time for that. Beautiful, man.
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>>6426514
Things are less active now sure, but remember that most "activity" back then was thread spamming, shitposting, avatarfagging, legit autism.
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>>6426416
I just miss when this place wasnt so harshly enforced as it is now. I have gotten banned here more often than any other place in this site.
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>>6426515
It's never too early
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>Lynn will never call you into the bathroom
>you will never walk into a stench of shit and piss
>you will never see Lynn sqauting in the sink over a pile of lime green poopies
>you will never see her flicking the bean as you begin to gag
>you will never rush over to the toilet only to see it filled with a volcano shaped shit pile with piss as lava
>Lynn will never reach over and flush it forcing the piss and shit to explode in your face
>Lynn will never pull your pants down and suck you off
>the stench will never get to you and you vomit all over Lynn
>Lynn will never look up and catch some of your stomach discharge in her mouth
>Lynn will never use it as lube and rubs it on your cock
>Lynn will never push you down and take your vomit covered cock up her chocolate starfish
>you will never feel your cock scarp against the crusted covered edges
>you will never ream the remaining feces logs inside her
>you will never shoot your load inside her shitbox
>she will never get off you causing her to let loose her cum covered mudpies all over your trouser snake
>she will never empty her stomach all over your face and chest
>you will never grab her and kiss her filth covered mouth
>she will never lay down on you and rest
>you will never cuddle with Lynn in the disgust pit that was once a bathroom

Whats the fucking point of living?
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>>6426502
>>6426503
If you have the time you can experience it, you just have to look through all the past threads. It truly was a good time.
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>>6426481
Cool, I finished the first episode and it was alright. I hate using this word but it feels kinda kiddy. I'm sure the quality gets better, every kids animated show starts off like that though.
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>>6426536
Not fucking that
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>>6426418
Is it cuuuuuuuum?
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>>6426536
FALL OF AN EMPIRE
A
L
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>>6426536
I wish for Lynn to feed me her meatball sub fueled shits as Margo poops on me as she spreads it around and jacks me off with it.
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>>6426575
>>6426536
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>>6426536
I could only guess the nationality of this poster
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>>6426536
I'm glad that I can walk away from this place knowing that at least I'm not you. It reassures me that I'm at least a little bit normal.
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>>6426536
God is dead
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>>6426536
Fukken lel
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>>6426536
What?
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>>6426536
Kek, nice
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"Mr. Shekelstein, how come Blacks still have a way lower IQ than Whites even after decades of trying to catch them up"
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>>6426536
LYNNSANITY
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>>6426634
Because they had every opportunity to better themselves like any other race but instead they chose to still be porch monkeys.
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>>6426646
Thats right just look at what happened when missionaries were sent to the Congo
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>>6426536
>>6426575
Wow. Sometimes I forget I'm on 4chan, then I get a harsh reminder of where I'm at.
You are that harsh reminder.
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>>6426536
Lynnfags are a blight on society
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>>6426634
Genetic inferiority
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>>6426558
I hate fountains.
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>>6426666
All Louds poop anon, and it's hot
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>playing moon
>didn't know its nighttime during the day and day during the night
>mfw I spent 10 minutes trying to fix this shit
I'm a little upset
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>>6426666
Mega satan speaks the truth.
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>>6426666
Quads of truth
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>>6426680
What's worst is that you're banned from Daily events for two days too. No lotteries in the Festival Plaza.
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>>6426666
Thanks Satan.
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>>6426534
SB if that's you, could you color this please? I need more Fat Luan colored
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>>6426680
>>6426692
MOONFAGS BTFO
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>>6426692
It's fucking stupid. I've got this asshole soohocles trying to force new things for to host but I don't even know what any of them do besides the lottery because I never got to try them and they've been closed this whole time.
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>>6426536
Eughhh
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We need more loud poop
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>>6426701
Maybe later on tonight.
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>>6426790
draw a 63 Loki
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>>6426536
Fuck you
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>>6426790
y u so lewd?
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>>6426790
Noice, btw who's your favorite Loud sister and what's your favorite episode so far?
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>>6426538

NOW ITS SHOWTIME

>Fic of her taking luke to a R63 Rolling stones session, thinking they book him for an opening act, but in truth he is entertainment for the band

>She loads his equipment in the van
>He's so excited
>She got a call from one of her mates a while back
>They had worked the same roadie detail with The Stationary Rocks
>It seemed that one band member caught wind of her "Pet Project" as she called it, and wanted to see the boy preform
>Luke has been through the roof over this several times
>She loads his equipment into the van
>"Are you sure, luv?" She asks him. "You sure you ready for the business?"
>"Ready?" His false accent always served to cheer her up. "It's now or never, luv! I can finally be able to move me career along, nothin' can stop me from doin' this."
>The drive to the studio is littered with questions on his part.
>"What are they like?"
>"How did you know them?"
>"On a scale of Simone' and Garfunkel to Aerosmith, how chill are they?"
>She would've fielded them all if they weren't at the studio now
>He rushes to the front door of the building to ring the bell with Chunkie in tow
>"OI, WHO THE BLOOD 'ELL IS 'AT" the intercom next to the door kicks up
>"Its Chunkie, Ya muppet!" she yells back. "I brought the talent you wanted." she said, passing a wink to Luke
>"Wha- OH, right, the talent!" the intercom chimes. "Well send 'im up, We want to see what he's got." the feminine voice says with a slight chuckle.
>The door buzzes open, and Luke almost explodes.

cont?
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>>6426443
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>>6426823
WHAT ELSE WILL YOU PERVERSE, YOU MONSTER
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>>6426840
Nothing is safe
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>>6426822
I want Luke and Chub to have a relationship like Archer and Pam from that period of time that they were fucking
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>>6426823
Truly a happy Lincoln
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Ah fuck, Evangelion is a lot more complicated to understand than what I though.
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>>6426874
>Evangelion
>complicated
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>>6426863
>Only two eyelashes
Fuck, I'll fap to this, but it'll be indignantly.
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>>6426874
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>>6426536
I'm proud that this gave me a boner
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Why does /pol/ need to crawl it's way into our threads?
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>>6426534
...I would completely and utterly dominate her and knock her out if I had the chance, it's like a pure virgin luan.
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>>6426907
They're everywhere
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>>6426907
We've always been here, /co/on
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>>6426863
i like tard leni, especially when she makes messys
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Things i'm disapointed by:
We don't see ronnie anne as much as we should.

The complete lack of one punch man/Lazy town crossovers.
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>>6426907
You can't shut your eyes and plug your ears forever
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>>6426938

I agree with you on both statements
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>>6426938
>We don't see ronnie anne as much as we should.
thank god for that, lets keep it that way
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>>6426910
You can have her, I'll make sweet, passionate love to this angel made flesh: >>6426790

This keeps up, I'm going to be erect all goddamn day.
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Last one, probably
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>>6426888
Damn my hat and pants are off to whoever drew this.
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>>6426963
Best one.
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>>6426874
What part about life on earth turning into an ancient soup that connects and breaks down all barriers between the minds of every human so we can all become connected as one don't you understand?
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>>6426492
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>tfw no one wants your Magikarps
Maybe I should try and find some HA Geodude's to breed.
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>>6427044
OTP
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>>6425991
there's nothing wrong with wanting your dicks to look as good as the girls :^)
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>>6427024
I still haven't finished the anime.
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>>6427052
third impact when, though?
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>>6427052
Make sure you watch End of Evangelion. It's the way they wanted to finish the series but couldn't because their budget ran out.
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>>6426944
I'd agree with this if any of the /pol/ stuff talked about here was even remotely interesting.
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>>6427044
>Soiling Leni
You monster
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>>6426532
>tfw i been posting loli content
>tfw it's actually porn
>tfw i've never been banned
Sucks to be you
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>>6427046
>people playing inferior pokemon when a superior version will be coming out on the switch which is right around the corner
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>>6427058
not soon enough
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>>6427085
shut up with those delicious smelly feet and that apathetic gaze, lori this is why carol is LITERALLY better
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>>6427082
I dont know, sometimes I get away with it and others I get banned. meaning someone on here actively reports posts they dont like which gets the mods attention.
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>>6427082
It's trash, mods don't give a shit unless it's real loli.
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>>6427068
Episodes 25 and 26 of NGE happen during EoE, it's Shinji's mental breakdown before Misato drags him in to the elevator.

Rebuild is not a reboot. It's a continuation of EoE.
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>>6427115
>third impact = time reset
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>>6427132
can we please not SHOE this?
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>>6427085
>Pokemon Z
>Pokemon Delta Emerald
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Not this shit again.
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Has it been three days already?
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FUCK OFF SHOE FAG!
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>>6426952
I just imagined 2 lincolns talking about how hot their sisters are, is that normal?
also I brought the lube as you ask me
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>>6427115
Rebuild is another interpretation.
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>>6427153
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>>6427085
We haven't gotten a tertiary version since platinum, and we haven't gotten a mainline pokemon game on console since the gamecube with Coliseum and its sequel. In the words of aerosmith, "dream on".
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Didn't you lose all your shoe images?
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>>6427140
What are you taking about? It's legit

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-11-18-nintendo-switch-will-get-pokemon-sun-and-moon-version
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>>6427177
Got them back
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>>6427115
Yeah it's basically what was actually happening during the last two episodes from what I've heard. I thought is was supposed to be during instrumentality before he decides to reject it though. I've heard multiple theories what rebuild is. Some that is just a retelling of the same story and others that its the events happening again after the initial third impact.
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>>6426944
I can and I will
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>>6427187
Eh Eva's not that great it's not as terrible as people think but it's also not as good it's over all ok not bad but nothing to write home about.
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>>6427211
Then dont get angry when you see the big boys talk about stuff you dont understand and refuse to look into.
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>>6427181
Huh, that sounds great. That said, I'm still gonna take it with a grain of salt and wait until it's formally announced.

>botw is releasing a few months after the switch

Fucking why
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>It looks like we're all head over "heels"
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>>6427186
Fuck yeah, mang!
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>>6427131
>>6427162
Niggers if you can't even watch the first 5 minutes of the movie where they CLEARLY start with the same beach where EoE ended on, followed by all of the debris from the third impact that has become overgrown, followed by THE GIANT FUCKING CHALK OUTLINES WHERE THE MP EVAS FELL, and the god damn blood on the mood, you're fucking retarded.

Please. Rewatch the movies. PLEASE. Oh and read the Manga while you're at it, they basically explain the exact same shit. Lilith can't reset time, but she can make everyone forget what happened while they're sitting around in a giant sea of LCL. Once they manifest their AT fields again, they go about their lives as if it never happened.

>>6427187
Eva has always had a common theme from the start, repetition. Eva is a story of repeating events over and over again until you decide to change. Rebuild is what happened when Shinji decided that the world should change.
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>>6427215
I mean I watch anime very casually and NGE was the first one I watched though all the way to the end so for me it's at the top of my list. Haven't watched anything that's at the same level yet. I hate the circle jerk about it because I feel if I even mention I enjoyed it I'll get shit for it.
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>>6427256
Well bow you're just being lazy.
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Just two more hours and I'm free to get my cell phone fixed than I can eventually go home and shit post like a proper lady!
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>>6427050
Very true, I appreciate the fact that he puts genuine effort into making his penises look as good as they do.

>>6427154
Yeah, that's pretty normal. Now pass that over.
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>>6427260
>Rebuild is an alternative continuity
>Manga is not canon
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>>6427260
The part about rebuilding makes sense. He decided he actually wanted to be part of the world, which he never wanted to do before. So things changing could easily play into that.
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>>6427274
go away phonefucking anon
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>>6427233
>implying I don't understand
>implying I don't choose to not engage in their shit show
I'm sorry, I didn't know we were really in /pol/ this whole time.
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>>6427272
Care to elaborate?
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Lets see we got
Shoe poster
/pol/tards
Thread spammers
Discord drama starters.

Any other shitposters that ruin /tlhg/ and/or /trash/ ?
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>>6427243
fuck I just read that

are you kidding me? Now I am debating on if I should preorder botw for wii u or not.

The switch better save this fucking company. The wii and the wii u have been proven to be horrible investments with mediocre games (save for a couple of good ones)

Nintendo needs to show me that buying the switch will prove worth it. If the console is more than 200 dollars then I dont think I can justify getting it.
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>>6427310
>Shoe poster
Holy shit, he even has a pass
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>>6427310
The queers from this early morning.
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>>6426822
Have your (you)
This is good
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>>6427310
Meta thread faggots such as you
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>>6427085
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>>6427310
Stevenbomber still here?
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>>6427324
this
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>>6427310
Shitposting has been here since the start of /tlhg/ you double nigger. It's only slow because people lost interest.
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>>6427328
T H O T
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>>6427285
It's not an alternate continuity, it's the same one from the anime and EoE. Dude, I've been debating shit like this on /a/ for years. Eva is not some massively philosophical or subtle thing. It's straightforward in it's meaning. And yes, the Manga ending isn't the canon ending. But it contains canon lore that Anno uses, just like girlfriend of steel does.

>>6427286
Yep. EoE is Shinji wanting the world to change, and with rebuild it does.
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>>6427344
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>>6427344
That makes it ok?
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>>6427321
...the what? This sounds like one hell of a story.
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>>6427351
shitty quality makes the image funnier anon
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>>6427294
>taking the same picture and just flipping it
It wasn't even thst nice of a shoe.
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>>6427362
Yes

If you cant handle the birth of /tlhg/ then you can't handle it growing and changing

this place was born in trash, was molded buy shitposts and spam.
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>>6427372
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6420867

Ctrl+F <3

Enjoy.
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>>6427362
Check the archives, there was shitposting and oc content out the ass. Just because you hate the current shitposters, doesn't mean this place has gotten worse.
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>>6427385
>this place was born in trash
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>>6427385
Did pyg ever delivered that scat pic? I haven't been around these last weeks
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Is it wrong that i never plan what i wite? And i just improv?

My fics tend to get some pretty good feedback. But i feel like im somehow a fruad.
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>>6427400
/tlhg/ as we know it? Yes, yes it was born in trash.
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Have you worked out at all today /TLHG/?
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>>6427715
Why would I put down $400 - $600 or 1000 dollars for a consoles that could potentially bomb like the two others before it? That is a horrible investment. Especially given nintendos track record as of late. And if the old fucks at nintendo are smart, they would realize this and put their next console at a reasonable price to bring back some of their player base they have no doubt lost from these last two generations.

Otherwise they will continue to lose its fans.

This is all assuming that the switch will actually come out with nothing short of amazing games.
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>>6427319
Huh?
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>>6427779
>these last two generations

They made a shitton you egregious assfuck.
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Press F to pay respects to Japan
>>
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>>6427793
The shoe poster as a 4chan pass
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>>6427779
Okay disregarding what anyone thinks about the Wii...it DID sell like fucking crazy, so financially speaking it was not a failure.

Plus the GAMES are what need to be good, if they have a strong launch window in its first 6 months i will gladly pay 400 for it. But thats my personal limit.

Im agreeing with you mostly man, I was just flabbergasted by someone wanting 199 and under for a modern day console.
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>>6427816
>as
*has
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>>6427319
I named him shoefag in the last thread and the motherfucker had shit taste.
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>>6427806
Dude that's not funny
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>>6427811
Hey, cool. Now it's colored.
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>>6427806
F
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>>6427766
>N64 is 20 years old
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>>6427806
>>6427832
Did something happen in Japan?
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>>6427806
what happened?
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Any fics of Lola getting her cunny resized?
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>>6427859
All anime characters became real and now they're attacking the cities
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>see she's online
>Send her a message
>active 1m ago
What's the quickest way to kill yourself
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>>6427859
>>6427863
They don't get Loud House dubs
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>>6427854
>playstation is 22 years old
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>>6427806
>7.3-magnitude earthquake strikes off Japan
Fucking F
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>>6427859
>>6427863
Tsunami bigger than 2011 is hitting Fukushima
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>>6427859
>>6427863
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38059371
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>>6427665
Why do it? Answer me that one question Mr. Nike.
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>>6427854
>Pong is 44 years old
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>>6427854
>>6427766

OH GOD I remember getting my pikachu N64, it was the first console in my family that was solely MINE. the grey N64, the SNES the NES all my dad's and grandmother's but that one...that was mine...and now its like 20 years old jeez.

and my GBC was what i got to play Pokemon Red blue and yellow. I was 5 when this stuff came out.
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>>6427904
>bbc
Now?
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>>6427871
[BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY]
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Reminder that Luan is the worst sister
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>>6427896
>>6427904
GODS UNLEASHES HIS WRATH UNTO US ONCE AGAIN! REPENT MY FRIENDS!
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I want a Lola plushie
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The only Nintendo console I have ever bought in my life is the Wii.
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>>6427959
I never bought a Nintendo console
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SHIT

IS THE JAPANESE LILYPOSTER OK?
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>>6427971
Does that guy even lurks here anymore?
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I like to make fun of Japan, why i'm suddenly worried about those asiatic people?
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Why the hell is everyone talking about shoes?
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>>6427950
>One slap from Lincoln was enough to draw blood.
Damn. Lincoln could just take what he wants if he wasn't such a pussybitch.
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>>6427891
>In six years it will be
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>>6427999
Because of the shoespammer, he's the hot topic avatarfag of the moment.
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>>6427950
>harasses and assaults her siblings, justifying her actions with "GET IT" and "IT'S JUST A JOKE"
>installed Windows 10 on the family computer because seven eight nine
>enjoys the taste of BBC
>is a general nuisance and menace to society
>probably a terrorist too
>also ugly
Truly she is irredeemable trash. We should wrote a strongly worded letter to Savino, requesting the removal of Luan Loud from the show.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12205742/1/The-Last-Laugh
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>>6427994
Because you are a good person?
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>>6427423
Hell yeah I am. Gotta get fit and strong y'know.

My usual exercise routine is boxing on weekends, 1 weekday of me doing stuff like biking (either stationary or not), using the punching bag and doing different kinds of sit-up activities, and using the dumbbells at least everyday.
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>>6427988

Pic related was posted 5 days ago

>Thanks for remembering me
>I have always been here
>I hope we will protect the best baby

I'm genuinely concerned
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>>6426822
>The elevator opens and the door at the end of the hall seems to be the one the lady at the front desk told them about.
>It was faint now, but they can hear "Satisfaction" booming pass the door
>Chunkie looks over to see that Lukes excitement is reaching a fever pitch as he starts to sweat profusely
>"Oi, you alright, mate?" she offers.
>"I-I'll be roight as rain inna few." He stutters, obviously nervous, She's having second thoughts about this.
>Luke's trembling hand knocks at the door.
>The music lowers and whispers can be heard as a pair of footsteps march towards the door.
>"Who is 'hat" another feminine voice booms
>"Its Chunkie, mate! We just 'ad this conversation." she says getting a little annoyed, its no secret that these rockstar-types are often forgetful, but this is just bad business.
>After a bit, several locks can be heard being undone
>And in her legendary glory stood Mickey Swagger, lead vocalist, Luke is visibly stunned by her beauty, her large full lips, her long legs, her slightly muscled stomach accentuated by her croptop that just radiates sex appeal
>He's hard in milliseconds
>"Chubby, mate!" Mickey goes for a hug. "You old slag, we haven't seen ya since.... uh, since-"
>"The B2B tour, in '88, you fired me." Chunkie said with great displeasure.
>"Oh... Really?" Mickey said, looking surprised. "Well, uh, water under the bridge n' all that." waving off the larger womans anger, she looks at Luke, she smiles and bends to look at him, giving him an eyeful of cleavage
>"My, My, and this is the little bugger we've been hearing about."
>He's diamonds
>"What's ya name, boy?" she says.
>"I-I-I'm-"
>"His name's Luke." Chunkie says hoping to give him time to adjust to this.
>"Mmm, well he's easy on the eyes, this one."
>CURSE THESE JEANS, HIS ZIPPER CAN'T CONTAIN HIM
>Mickey can see she has him hooked
>its time to reel him in
>"Well come on, can't get much done out 'ere can we?"

cont.
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>>6428001
she had braces

It's pretty easy for a slap to make a cut in her mouth
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>>6427872
It breaks my heart to hear things are coming down like this, anon. I'm sorry, I truly am.
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>>6428028
My favorite Loud is Luan, anon. I can't be a good person.
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>>6427872
Shotgun to the roof of the mouth

For me personally, I would suffocate myself with helium
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>>6427872
Anon, it's time to give up.
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>>6428066
Sounds like a gas.
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God is angry with Japan for creating anime
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>>6428102
Fuck you, that's funnier than it has any right to be.
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>>6428109
He's a bit late
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Why is Lori so fucking pissed off?
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>>6428113

He's doing his best
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>>6428102
Has there been a Carlos version of Luan yet?

It needs to be done
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>>6428122
>Carlos
From where he is?
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>>6428130
Did you not have a childhood?

Magical School Bus
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F
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>>6428113
Better late than never, I always say
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>>6428130
This is an 18- wait fuck
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>>6428144
And history repeats itself.
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>>6427806
>Another earthquake and tsunami too

Notto disu shitto agen

But at least they are now prepared for it right?
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>>6428190
See >>6428144.
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>>6427920
Why would your grandmother would have a NES?
is not that old
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>>6428144
>>6428194

You've gotta be tickling my balls.

I'm just hoping right now that they'll be alright
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Yo, is there a thread focused on the Japan stuff?
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>>6428167
Which one will be this time tho? 2011, or 1986?
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>>6428235
20 on /pol/ and a few on /news/
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>>6428248
Thanks.
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>>6428235
/pol/ one. >>>/pol/99634238
/news/ one. >>>/news/87090
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>>6427423
leg day, skipped core day
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Content Creators who you thought were shit until you got to know them better?
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>>6427482
it's literally the EVA of this generation's time
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>>6428289
SB99 and Abuseguy
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>>6428289
Shoe spammer
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>>6428289
JCM
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>>6428289
Abuseguy.
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>>6428289
I don't see how knowing someone hetter somehpw makes their content better.
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>>6428289
Enclave, dop and lordsquid.
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>Another earthquake and tsunami for Japan
2016 won't let up will it?
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>>6428314
shit as in shitty people I assume he meant

>>6428289
Cii
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>>6427745
>>6427766
>>6427854
>>6427891
>>6427913
>>6427920
stop making me feel old

>>6427872
hey man.. want a friend to off yourself with? i'm too chicken to do it alone similar reasons, i think
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>>6428289
Content Creators who know how to please a gal and make her feel like a true woman?
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Anime is doomed
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>>6428289
There's only been one content creator that I've not been able to make myself like. It's pretty easy to guess who.
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>>6428317
GODS WRATH
O
D
S
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>>6428330
She technically just hasn't read it yet, I may have been being melodramatic. Let me get back to you in an hour or two.
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>>6428317
this is why i want a third impact/time reset, anon, it'll at least let me avoid certain people, like her
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Japan get another big earthquake, while commifornia gets zero.
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>>6428289
Jump Jump I guess?
>>
>that image you've never seen posted here, but randomly see on the booru
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>>6428289
None all the content creators have stayed the same anyone who is shit haven't improved and the ones who are good have continued to be so.
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>>6428461
You're a moron if you think that.
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>>6428450
Isn't lucy 8 and the twins are six?
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>>6428345
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>>6428347
Im guessing either Nerd or Drawfriend
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>>6428481
Lily is also 9 months younger
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>>6428491
>Nerd
Who?
Also no. Drawfriend is wonderful. A weirdo, but wonderful.
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>>6428491
>Nerd
>content creator
Technically.
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>>6428450
Holy shit, all my material wealth to get this colored.
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>>6428510
Presumed underage faggot who wants to be a trap for some reason
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>>6428450
Nice
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>>6428491
I like Drawfriend's art, but he's hard to work with. He's kind of a wet blanket.

t. discord member
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>>6428519
Oh that kid. No, I didn't even know he was a content creator, but I was keeping it in the confines of the CC discord.
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>>6427745
Shit I need to get mine when I'm back home for Thanksgiving.
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What's going on in this thread?
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>>6428516
It's really sketchy and would need to be cleaned up a bit before coloring though. I personally don't think every single image needs to be colored, some sketches are fine as is.
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>>6428569
Something awful is happening in Japan.
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>typical day at the Loud house
>Clyde comes over to hang out with Lincoln
>Lori is busy being BEANED for like the 5th time that day as per usual
>Clyde laments his situation and believes that if he could just show Lori that he was better then she would love him instead
>when Lori and Bobby end their daily fuck marathon and Bobby leaves Clyde confesses his love to Lori
>Lori, having had enough of this little niglet and being in no real mood to deal with it after the massive clam slamming she recieved earlier decides to let Clyde take her on a "date" that weekend so she can finally let him know she's not interested but will at least grant him that
>Lincoln helps Clyde prepair for his date but tells him not to get his hopes up
>the day of the date comes and all goes well, too well
>Lori realizes she feels the same about Clyde
>Bobby comes over to the Loud House later that night long after the date was supposed to end for his daily cum dump, having had to hold it in longer than usual
>he senses something odd is going on and goes upstairs to Lori's room
>he opens the door and sees her in the middle of a total sexapalooza with Clyde
>she's too entranced by his dick to notice Bobby is there
>Clyde looks over to Bobby and just gives him a shit eating grin
>Bobby goes home and kills himself after being crowned cuck king supreme by Clyde just moments before
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>>6427959
The only consoles I got new was the Gamecube and Wii when they came out. I bought a N64 and NES later on.
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Luan is a s______ l______ 14 year old
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>>6428601
>doesn't end with Bobby fucking Clyde
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>>6428615
super intellectual
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>>6428601
You're too young to post here, Clyde.
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>>6428615
super lame
>>
When do we get third impact? This year has been too much.
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>>6428615
Sexually lazy
My internet is crap
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>>6428659
Tomorrow
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>>6428203
She loved videogames...she had her own SNES NEs N64 Gamecube and Wii.

my paternal grandmother had on her own played and beaten every major mario and zelda game and both Banjo kazooie games.
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>>6428676
Yes.
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>It's been two nights
>Two horrible nights
>You don't know how you've managed it
>The family has really taken it too far this time
>It wasn't meant to be
>You were supposed to stop it
>The baby's cries rise up again, shrill in the air
>You cover your ears, groaning out
>You knew what was going to happen
>You got close to her
>Told her that you aren't sure
>Told them that it will be fine and to man up
>You couldn't change destiny
>And now you're stuck babysitting
>Because apparently you're the "best brother"
>Fuck this all
>The screams get louder
>You stomp up, slamming the door open
>The toddler screams and screams and screams in front of you
>The evidence of your failure
>You can almost hear them screaming at you
>Why didn't you stop it?
>You could have prevented this
>It's all your fault
>Your hands on your ears can't drown it out
>The voices are too strong
"JUST SHUT UP!"
>Baby, voices, neither complies
>You look onto the little form
>Fragile and small, wiggling around like an idiot
>You step up to it
"Why won't you just SHUT UP?"
>Your hands move off your ears
>Moving to the child
>Closing around the mouth
>And the cries are muffled, dimmed
>You feel the vibrations against your hand
>She's struggling to bring her voice out
>Trying way too hard
>You bring both hands down, clamping around her mouth and nose
>Her body struggles
>Flails
>Wiggles
>Convulses
>You press down
>Deeper
>Harder
>And
>Stillness
>Silence
>Your arms relax
>You realize you've been holding your breath
>And take in a deep inhale of air
>Breathing out slowly
>She's not even screaming any more
>Maybe that was the secret trick to it
>Maybe you weren't a failure
>No
>You still hear them, yelling at you
>It could've been prevented
>It could've been stopped
>The inner voices are still screaming at you
>Not even a single moment's peace
>You glance over at the still toddler
>Your greatest failure
>She doesn't look so bad all still
>If only the voices would shut up
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>>6428289
Content creators who you liked or were indifferent towards until you got to know them better?
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>>6428692
>Your hand moves down to her
>That was probably the secret trick
>She's finally silent
>Resting
>Sleeping
>You should tell them what you did
>They would appreciate it
>Only them have been able to calm the devil so far
>They just told you to feed it, care for it, love it
>Those bastards, they probably knew this trick all their lives
>Why can't any single person here be straight around you?
>It got frustrating
>So so frustrating
>Knowing how everything will end
>Knowing each episode by heart
>It was like they weren't real, just acting out a play
>And it drove you mad
>But
>Now it's new
>Now it's finally new
>Your hand traces over her hair
>It's a little colder than usual
>Probably just the wind
>Your fingers run down her stomach
>Rubbing at her
>No, she's not so bad like this
>She should be like this all the time
>You'd just do it again when she cries again
"Isn't that right, Lily?"
>Your hand moves up to her cheek
>Poking
>She's not even responding
>Wow
>You stumbled on a real goldmine here
>Amazing
>Your hand pinches at her cheek
>Not a single cringe
>Not a single motion
>A thought passes your mind
>Somehow manifesting amidst the cacophony of screams
>It's not like you hadn't thought about it before
>But she was just so annoying
>You could never imagine doing it
>But now?
>Still body
>Soft hair
>All yours
>All alone
>You want this now
>It's your prize for spending countless of years in this hell
>Unable to change the events
>Unable to manipulate
>Just watching
>It's your turn to change the world
>It's your turn to write a new chapter
>Your finger traces down her stomach
>Thumb and index spreading her little legs
>Your turn
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>see someone online
>don't say anything
>just wanna talk to them
>just like being listened to


>>6428684
same here, i remember my paternal grandmother playing tetris and mario and all that, as a kid she wrote me a mario fanfic, i mean looking back now it was silly, but i thought it was the coolest thing back in the day
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>>6428697
Not a CC, but the Ren-poster.
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>>6428697
Mr.Nike
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>>6428720
>Your middle finger flicks against her slit
>No motion
>Finally
>Some peace, some real peace
>It feels dry, and a little cool
>You poke at it, pressing your finger in
>So much resistance
>So tight
>So
>Hard
>Your finger can't even fit
>No doubt you won't either
>But like hell if that's going to stop you from trying
>She's still now
>Who knows when she's going to start crying again?
>Who knows when she's going to wake?
>No, this is a rare opportunity
>Your finger jabs in
>A single thrust
>Nail digging into the skin
>Did it hurt her?
>No reaction
>You smile at your prize
>You well earned reward
>No reaction, no pain
>You dig in further
>Not getting very far
>Your other hand moves down
>Spreading her leg
>Going further
>This is difficult in the crib
>You grip one of her hooves
>Pulling her out
>As she dangles, she doesn't seem to move at all
>So silent
>Not even a breath
>You lick your lips
>Maybe it's the gods rewarding you for your patience
>It's long overdue
>You laugh, dangling her body
>She waves like a ragdoll
>And you get a brilliant idea
>You bring your hand down underneath her crotch
>Your finger pointing upwards
>And you slide the little doll down
>Bringing the tip of your finger inside her
>It's warmish
>Squeezing around the tip
>You feel the sensation of nail dipping into flesh again
>But she seems okay with it
>If she wasn't, she'd cry out, right?
>Yeah
>You're just playing a game
>Kids like games
>You remove your other hand
>Dangling her
>Balancing her on your finger
>Walking to the bed on the side
>Oh yes
>They made you sleep here
>Those monsters
>There were rooms available
>But 24 hour supervision
>While the those idiots went on vacation
>But it's to your advantage
>Because you don't hold her very well
>And she drops off
>Luckily onto the bed
>Yeah
>If she was injured, that probably would not be good
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>>6428721
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>>6428740
Are we really gonna call shoe spammer Mr. Nike? I was just making a joke.
>>
>>6428721
For what it's worth, you've got us. It's impersonal, but we're here.

How're you holding up, by the way?
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>>6428745
>Her body bounces
>Arms and legs flailing
>And she lands on the bed, still
>Her face is down
>Good
>If she starts crying you won't hear it
>Her rump somehow lands facing up
>Just facing you
>No way that's just a coincidence
>She's probably wanting it
>All those times of feeding her
>No doubt she's been begging for your cum
>Maybe that's what the screams and cries are about
>Wanting your cock
>Wanting to suckle on it like her mother's teats
>Wanting to drain your balls empty as she looks into your eyes
>You don't wait anymore
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>Five minutes into science and chill and she gives you this look
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>>6428601

YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK

YOU'RE BRAVE NOW MOTHERFUCKER
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>>6428774
>She wants it
>Needs it
>Who are you to deny a little baby?
>You unzip your pants, dropping them down, walking up to her
>Whipping your shaft out
>It's already hard
>Harder than you last remember it was
>You move your hand to her
>Brushing her tail aside
>Hand on her little rump
>Oh yes
>She's a natural at this
>Legs already spread
>Tail aside
>She really wants it, doesn't she?
>All yours
>You grip her soft hair
>Pulling her in
>Tip pressing against her slit
>Rubbing up, down
>But
>She's not wet
>You spit on your fingers
>Rubbing your tip
>Trying to get it all nice and wet
>And then start prodding at her
>Pressing
>Demanding entry
>She needs this
>That's how you'll shut her up
>She won't cry again, ever again when she feels you in her
>No, she'll love it
>She'll finally love you
>And maybe they will see it
>And they'll think you're the best brother ever
>It's tight
>It's not getting in
>But that's not going to stop you
>Your hands move to her legs
>Pulling them aside
>What a good little baby
>No complaints
>No cries
>Perfect compliance
>That's how a child ought to be
>You were going to give her her reward
>You thrust
>And meet heavy resistance
>But no matter
>Your hands start tugging her legs apart
>They stretch
>Bend
>And
>CRACK
>That happens a lot
>You do it with your knuckles
>It'll be fine
>She'll be fine
>Just fine
>>
>>6428615
STINKY LINKY
>>
>>6428786
What the fuck is this garbage?
>>
>give me the poopies Lynn!
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>>6428601

I wonder who could be behind this post
>>
Is Wrightfag alive?
>>
>>6428748
I don't see why not?
>>
>>6428803

He's busy writing
>>
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>>6428786
>You ram yourself in
>Barely getting in
>Just the tip
>Some of the head
>But it's progress
>You're going to break her
>And she's going to love it
>Oh yes
"How's it feel, bitch?"
>Slow thrusting
>Just rubbing your tip inside her
>Trying to get deeper
>Pulling her legs further apart
>Trying to spread her further
"You need this, don't you?"
>Your cock throbs on her slit
>She doesn't respond
>Probably enjoying it too much
>Way too much for a baby
"What a slut. Did this before, didn't you?"
>Silence
>You give a hard thrust
>Feeling her insides give way
>Feeling your head bury deeper into her
>Yes
>You're making headway
"Was it Daddy?"
>No?
>Nothing
>Not even a single peep
"Or mommy?"
>Thrust
>Crack
>You shudder when you feel your head slip in
>And her folds wrap around your sensitive spot
>Squeezing
>So tightly
"Don't tell me I'm your first."
>Fine
>If she won't talk
>You'll talk for her
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>>6428815
"Oh no, please, I want my first to be special."
>A high pitched voice
>Close enough
>She'll probably sound like a bitch anyways
"You're nothing but a whore, Lily."
>You start thrusting fast
>Head moving in and out
>Loosening her up
>Better for next time
"No, please, stop, I don't want to feel good."
"You're going to love me, you little bitch."
"No, please!"
>She was more entertaining when voiced by you
>Very fun
>It really makes the scenario more enjoyable
>No doubt for her too
>Lazy cunt can't even be arsed to talk
>One hand grips your rump
>Guiding her as you pump into her
>The other gives her a hard slap
"Oh, no more, mister Anon!"
"Yes, yes, more you little shit!"
>You push in
>Feeling the surge
>Feeling rush of feelings
>Of excitation
>It's coming
>You grunt out
>Moan out
"Fill me up, Anon!"
>You follow the command
>Releasing yourself, feeling your cum rush out
>Spewing into her, puffing up her stomach, leaking out
>Seeping down her leg, falling onto the bed
>Another spurt
>And you're drained
>It's finally over
>You look down, panting, smiling
"You make a good whore."
>>
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>>6428330
>Luan likes Eric Andre
Excellent taste
>>
>"Lori, I'm breaking up with you.
>"What?! Boo boo bear, why?!
>"BECAUSE YOU WHORED YOURSELF TO HUGH!
>"Who told you that?!"
>Lincoln steps forward. "I did, sis. You are a whore."
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>>6428773
i appreciate it, not good, sent a message, logged off then on they did i mean, i think it's best i give up, i know you were rooting for me, but i can't take this anymore it was good while it lasted
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What if Lola was your little princess, but she had a raging Elektra complex and constantly begged you for some sweet daddy dick?
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>>6428812
and nobody cares
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>>6428828
>You lean down next to her
>Smiling
>Grinning
>Almost glowing
>The voices are stilled now
>It's all gone
>You finally did it
>You changed the course of history
>The world was yours now
>You are free from the chains
>Yes
>Nothing else stopping you
>You hold the little baby in your arms
>Gripping her
>She'll be your little cocksleeve
>From here until eternity
>Oh yes
>And not even death will stop you
>This is her punishment
>And she'll enjoy it
"Isn't that right, Lily?"
"Yes, Linky, make me your slave."
>Your hand gives her a playful slap
>And you imagine her body recoiling
>She hasn't really reacted much at all
>Surely lisa can fix that
>But
>Not if it'll bring back the crying
>The terrible terrible crying
>No
>Not if it'll bring it back
>Maybe
>What if
>What if they want to bring the crying back?
>Maybe it was on purpose
>Asking you to watch over her
>No, you had just gotten her perfect
>You weren't going to let some bitch ruin your new toy
"Don't let mommy take me away, Linky."
"Shh, shh, I won't let anyone take you, my little toy."
>You rub her hair
>Trying to comfort her
>She's very distressed
>You have to take her elsewhere
>They will be okay
>They told you to take care of the baby
>And you will
>You definitely will
>As long as she doesn't cry
>You just need her to be good and obedient
>Like she is now
>Locations run through your mind
>You wonder where you could take her
>>
>>6428862
Sugoi
>>
>>6428807
Mr. Nike it is then!
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Never forget.
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>>6428798
I want to feast on Lynns warm thick and stinky logs
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>>6428881
>There are some backwards towns out there
>Near the train stations
>You have to get the hell out of here
>EVERYONE will recognize her
>But the people in an isolated town won't recognize her
>Yeah
>You can take some of the money here
>Some jewelry
>Rightful payment
>Pay your way home
>You look down at her, sitting up
>And take the blankets, wrapping her in it
>Bundling her up
"Time for an adventure, my little slut."
>>
>>6428854
>"Lincoln, why?!"
>"This lie has to end, sis. I can't live like this anymore."
>"I'm going to kill you, you little asshole!"
>Bobby pulls out a gun and points it into a surprised Lori's face. "No, babe. I am."
>"BOBBY, NO!"
>BANG!
>Lori falls down, dead.
>"Goodbye, Lori." Lincoln sighs and chokes back a sob.
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>>6428721
my grandmother was awesome...I miss you Gran. she died in August to if i remember lung cancer. But she played and owned a good amount of major game from the NES to Wii.
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>>6428895
Do you think Lynn's constant noxious farts well up and get trapped in her sporty cunny? Do you think when she pulls down her panties and spreads herself all the trapped farts mix with the stale sweaty fumes of her vagina and make a mortifying stink cloud? Do you think it's even possible to go down on Lynn without succumbing to that evil stench?
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>>6428900
She reminds me of my grandaunt. She was cool too.
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>>6428862
Now THIS is how you're supposed to use Puppy Lynn. Why isn't there more of her wearing a leash?
>>
fuck this thread
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>>6428796
it's seems is about lincoln going insane and decides to murder lily...and then rape her...and then escaping the city with tons of money...
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>>6428862
Incest is wrong.
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>>6428828
>no more, mister Anon!
Is it me, oe are you flipping between anon and Lincoln?
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>>6428945
But it feels so right
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>>6428945
If it's wrong then why does it feel so right?
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>>6428947
anon took over lincoln body but I didn't knew how to interpret it but he has done the same thing during far too long until he and lincoln got insane.
>>
content creators that you hate and why
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>>6428803
Ayy, what can I do for you, anon? This fellow >>6428811 has the right of it.
>>
>>6428960
I take it english isn't your first langue?
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>you will never know the taste, the feel, the scent of trans Lucy's cock as it slides back and forth in your mouth, oozing bitter cum down your throat
>>
>tfw im too lazy to read fics
>>
>>6428976
This one
>>6428977
Wheres the update
>>
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>>6428918
I like to think her patty cake is nice as sweaty and smelly. Same with her anus. Sometimes she may not whipe properly and will have poop left in her puckering butthole.

Every night when she sleeps it is when she loses consciousness and control over her body and she lets out all of her farts she might have kept in (if she has not already farted on Lincoln that day)

Her room would always get so stinky fast
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>>6428996
>too lazy to read
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>>6428996
use a text to speech
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>>6428859
I'm so sorry, man, that kind of pain is never easy to deal with. I wish could give you more than sympathy, but try to keep your head above the water, alright? Who can really say what the future holds?

I do hope you'll stick around here, at least.
>>
>>6428976
Cell...
for leaving me
>>
>>6428995
Oh god why is this hot.
>>
>>6428996
your not missing out
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>>6429001
I apologize, anon, please believe that I am working on it.
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[Verse 1]
That bitch called me on the phone she ain't want shit
Told that bitch don't call my phone with all that nonsense
I be getting to that guap bitch I be guaping
Smoking on this blunt, this shit stunky
I mean skunky, I'm rolling with the funky
Cops pull me over they don't want shit
They just want to say they locked me up
Cause they know I got a lot of bucks (Chief Sosa)
But I'm bonding right out I ain't broke
Niggas ain't getting no money it ain't a joke
You better get some money for your momma or your ho
Boy yo ass better not be broke
I spent four bands on a coat (On a Moncler)
I spent a fucking band on some loafs
I spent that hunnid on my air force ones
To stomp a nigga in his air force ones
I don't need a jet I want Air Force One
I am fucking president and a sun
Sold a bitch for five thousand and left her one
And threw that fucking shit in the strip club
Niggas flexing this ain't what they want
I up this pump and fill a nigga up
Riding down my block no this ain't what they want
We up these pistols hit a nigga up
>>
>>6428960
I half fogured that, but it could've been portrayed better at the beg8nning.
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Goofy ass nigga tryna kick it wit' no legs (You can't)
If ya outcome ain't income, you thinking wit' no head
Broke Boy I wonder why you ain't getting no bread (Dumb ass)
Told yo' bitch to get on her knees I don't want no sex
Goofy ass niggas sipping cough syrup that ain't no lean (Stop it)
Goofy ass nigga tryna fly without no wings (Stop it)
Goofy ass niggas wish I die up in your dreams bitch
You goofy ass niggas just lie for no reason

[Verse 1: Chief Keef]
I'm cooling in the trap, getting high fo' no reason
T roy grab my strap, gon' blast for no reason
If you knockin' at my trap, betta' knock for a reason
Tray Savage got the Mac, calling shots for the whole four seasons (Bang Bang!)
I got that bitch number I didn't need it
Cause if I text her she gon' wanna call me for no reason (What you want?)
And I don't like talking for no reason (I don't like talking)
I fucked her then made her walk for the four seasons (Dumb thot!)
>>
>>6429033
get this garbage shit outta here
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You know how it go, baby you know how it go
I'm doing shows on the road
Getting dough girl you know how it go
Fucking hoes girl you know how it go
Counting rolls girl you know how it go
I got my pole girl you know how it go
I can't trust a soul girl you know how it go

I be counting stacks smoking Thrax on the road
After she give me neck break the back on ya ho
I ain't with that cappin' put a cap in yo skull
I know it's usually Tray Savage but I got this Mac to your skull
Give my 30 to Tadoe
Bullets fly like birdies so lay low
Like French niggas actin' so it's me and bankroll
I am pistol packing and I know, they don't need to say so
Smoking loud pack for my problems
But I got a mac that a solve them
I tote 30's no revolvers
Aim at ya medulla like, "Now what?"
Kush got me brain damaged smoking all this sour
And I got my cowboys, for all these cowards
He say he a clout boy? then fuck it clap them
Fucking with my racks boy, buck shots gon' find him
He say he a clout boy then fucking cloud them
Fucking with my racks boy buck shots gon' find him

[Hook]

I ain't with the actin' but I got stand in clips
Flexing like you bout it but your chest can get ripped
He think he Titanic put a gat to your ship
Pistol got me vibrating fuck a nigga in here
Only thing I know I ain't scared lions or big bears
Only thing I know better stop worrying bout mine and get theirs
But that's how it go when you at the top looking at the
Bottom of the world like, "Damn I used to be there."
I ain't with that opp shit or that cop shit
But I am with Glo Gang we get the gwap quick
All these niggas up in they feelings
Smoking loud pack I can't hear my feelings
All a nigga want is some billions
But I'm smoking loud pack while I spend my millions
No MC Hammer bitch I'm Sosa Jigga
No I don't know nothing no I didn't did it
No MC Hammer bitch I'm Sosa Jigga
No I don't know nothing no I didn't did it
>>
>>6429033
>>6429046
Shoe ohayou when? I'm being serious, phee where are you?!
>>
>>6428976
Myself
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[Hook: Chief Keef]
By myself cause these niggas yes men
Bitch I'm Almighty Sosa Batman
Know I got my Smith & Wesson
That be my illegal weapon
I'm off this Earth I feel like Superman
Cocky like He-Man, cut like Wolverine
Come through yo' block like Green Goblin
Wetting shit up Spiderman

[Verse 1: Chief Keef]
Come through your block, ay
Like Batman with a Glock, ay
Red beams on the gun bitch, Cyclops, ay
Wonder Woman, I name my watch, ay
I got my heat, I feel like He-Man
Bought sandman to the beach so bitch I'm Seaman, ay
I got a cold from all this ice man, ay
Don't make me flash my fuckin' pipe man, ay
I'm Spiderman, my uncle got killed off white man
Come through your block, Star Wars with the shots
Daredevil with a cane cause I'm shootin' like I'm blind, ay
Smokin' Liu Kang kush, Sub-Zero, the whole nine, ay
Now I'm feelin' like I'm Walkin' Dead bitch, Sosa Rick Grimes
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>>6428995
Why even live?
>>
>>6429008
i think people think i'm joking when i say this place is all i have, but i expect in two or three months to be gone for reasons, not deadly reasons, but reasons, thanks, time to fade away
>>
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Hey, brother, what you thinking?
Leave that old record spinning
You feel the rhythm, going
(They call it lonely digging)
Let's end your time to lay low
Your knees a-bending, so
It's time to get up and let go
(You're gonna come undone)

Hey, mama, how's it going?
Can't see your body moving
Don't leave the party dying
(They call it lonely digging)
Your booty shaking, you know
Your head has no right to say no
Tonight it's "ready, set, go"

Baby can you move it round the rhythm
So we can get with 'em,
To the ground and get us a rock and roll round
Just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie
Let's go, yes, no, hell no
Baby can you move it round the rhythm
Cause you know we're living in the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just turn up all the beams when I come up on the scene

Hey, brother, what you thinking?
That good ol' sound is ringing
They don't know what they're missing
(They call it lonely digging)
Let's end your time to lay low
Your knees a-bending, so
It's time to get up and let go

Hey, brother, nice and steady
Put down your drink, you ready
It's hard when things get messy
(They call it lonely digging)
Your booty shaking, you know
Your head has no right to say no
Tonight it's "ready, set, go"

Baby can you move it round the rhythm
So we can get with 'em
To the ground and get us a rock and roll round
Just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie
Let's go, yes, no, hell no
Baby can you move it round the rhythm
Cause you know we're living in the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just turn up all the beams when I come up on the scene

Baby can you move it round the rhythm
So we can get with 'em
To the ground and get us a rock and roll round
Just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie
Let's go, yes, no, hell no
Baby can you move it round the rhythm
Cause you know we're living in the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just turn up all the beams when I come up on the scene
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We should replace the fedora meme with sueve men suggestivley tipping cowboy hats
>>
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Wake me up, wake me up inside I can't wake up,
Wake me up inside, save me,
Call my name and save me from the dark, wake me up
Bid my blood to run, I can't wake up
Before I come undone, save me
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>
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>>6428981
sadly, yes.
>>6429034
it was my first time, I'll try to be better next time.
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>shoefags are back
fuck
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Time to ranch it up
>>
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>>6428995
At least you will know the taste of my fucking sword you disgusting degenerate.
>>6429068
Let me help you with that, faggot.
>>
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>>6429101
>Time to ranch it up
'Sup, brotendo?
>>
>>6428995
>>6429068
Oh fuck why is the thought of hearing Lars moan as I lick his shaft turning me on so much? This is not fucking okay.
>>
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>>6429131
You gonna be at the quad?
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>>6429118
Oh is it that time again?
>>
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>>6429174
You gotta pull these fuckers out by the root

I hope mods IP ban your ass
>>
>>6429133
Give in to the sin.
>>
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>>6429184
I've been range banned before
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>>6429200
Why spam, answer me that one question.
>>
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>>6429133
>>6429189
Degenerates fucking out, go to hell!
>>6429161
The purging never ends
>>
>>6429205
For the lulz
>>
>>6429210
Can we please not have shoe spam?
>>
New thread:

>>6429231
>>6429231
>>6429231

New thread.
>>
>>6429227
You asked nicely
>>
>>6428976
me for being an arse
>>
>>6429247
could you please kill yourself?
>>
>>6429189
Oh what the hell, I'm damned already, may as well enjoy the ride.
>>
>>6429282
Rude
>>
>>6429189
>>6429297
is vinnie gay, or super fucking gay?
>>
>>6429297
That's pretty hot, you faggot.
>>
>>6429765
Well...
>>
>>6429844
i hope that he gets better at it, so he can make better shota
>>
>>6429765
As he probably isn't producing gayshit at the momebt, he's clearly not gay enough.
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