HG thread

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>>6407723
Well, we can't have our address be public knowledge. Again, arrested for 500 murders. We aren't exactly legal.

>>6407730
Most people are reasonable. And the leaders usually reflect that.

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>>6407671
Good. Close your eyes.
>Kurumi would feel two invisible fingers touch her cheek, which would then lead to the sensation of the skin on her face slowly peeling off. It would feel strange, of course, but wouldn't hurt in the slightest, like pulling off layers of sunburned skin. Rohan gets to work flipping through the pages, and quickly scribbles down something after a bit of reading. Just as quickly as the pages open, they close, and he returns to his lounging position.
Finished. You can thank me once you know it worked.
>>6407706
Hm? How odd, I suppose it isn't impossible for someone to change their mind so quickly, though it is still surprising. Would you like a proper copy of my manga, then? I'm sure you must be dying to read it.
>>6407722
You're correct! My life is dedicated to my manga! In fact, if I weren't required to charge money in order to continue doing what I love, I would give every copy away for free!
I write manga because I want people to read it! There's nothing more I want in the world! Those petty mangakas that overcharge for volumes, write filler arcs, bait people to read with fanservice.. They're all just dirt on the name of real manga! I will prove it to the world!
>>6407735
>Did you crop my meme that I specifically requested remain uncropped you fucker

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>>6407737
They wouldn't care if you did show it. No one cares.

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Stop being lazy baka fatty gaijins

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>>6407751
I got'cha. Who are the leaders of the humans right now?

>>6407742 (Sorona)
But...doesn't that make'ya no better than the humans if'ya just killed all of 'em?

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>>6407756
And then, suddenly, they do care because you said they wouldn't care. It's reverse psychology, Ukraine. I'll even give you the link so you can search it up if you're that lazy.

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>>6407722
That's your opinion, which I will inform you is horribly wrong.

>>6407737
See and this is why he had a rough childhood. Too trusting and naive.

>>6407752
Yes, by all means great one hand me an authentic copy! I will cherish it greatly.

>>6407768
Did you fuck the boat?

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>>6407768
>>6407737
....
Do some people get stuck here?
>>6407752
>Kurumi shudders afterwards regardless
That was.... Uncomfortable.

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>>6407763
Hell if I know. I'm from the late 80s-early 90s. My world is ruled by the Russians, I guess. And they're rather touchy.

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>>6407726
You can even wear them if you want! So! Original Kurumi was this super cool vampire girl! Tell Paula who this new Kurumi is.
>>6407752
That's a speech worthy of a hero! But you onlt bring it out to four places in the world! Maybe you should expand on that.
>Sorry. Got a head start on cropping it when I asked you yesterday and never deleted it.
>>6407769
Opinions can bot be wrong. But they can be stupid! Say that Paula's opinion is stupid next time you don't like it!
>>6407759
But Paula already did her part today! She just wants to have fun!

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>>6407751
I see.... So what do I use to get a hold of you then?

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>>6407763
Like I said, everybody have darnkess in its soul
I dont care about that

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>>6407768
I don't want to search it up, Virgin...

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>>6407787
Everyone tells me that!
...I'm just someone who has to sneak away from home if I ever want to do anything.

>>6407791
Get a guy to Miami to make a call from a payphone I guess. You'll need coins, but you can just mug someone for that.

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>>6407784
Ohhh, yeah, Ivan told me 'bout Russia a lil' bit. I think Alfred did, too. Don't they have a lotta...uh...I forgot the word, but they have a lotta somethin' bad.

>>6407797
But...ya'killed every human...even the nice ones...you're...you're no better than the humans who killed your race...

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>>6407769
>He happily reaches into his bag and presents a copy of Pink Dark Boy Volume One.
Here you are. All that I ask is you share it with everyone you can.
>>6407783
So I've been told. I'm unable to use it on myself, so I've never experienced it. You have very interesting memories, Kurumi.
>>6407787
>HOW DARE YOU
They're in the process of being reviewed, checked, and accepted. It's a very long process, though the expansion to America has made my manga relatively ready and available almost anywhere else in the world. It's easily the most accessible manga on the planet. All that I wish now is, of course, to expand to other planets, other universes, that sort of thing.
I believe it will be easier than it sounds.

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>>6407787
Teehee Paula's a dummy. You havent even blown something up thats not fun!
>>6407801
Says you Tsunkine

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>>6407706 (Ash)
But I'm not all that hopeless, every situation has something good about it.
>>6407712 (Kine)
Well... I can't blame you, guys like us can't really mess with our hair like girls can.
>>6407722 (Paula)
Haha, alright alright, we have all night ya'know.. Or at least the stars do.. But next is.. How about Ursa major?
>He points her hand to another group of stars and helps her draw the lines.
Some constellations are confusing, like there are quite a few that are only three lines that are supposed to make a bunch.
>>6407723 (Ainz)
I agree to an extent, I am not so foolish as to underestimate an enemy, I may inform you of any weaknesses I discover though.
>>6407737 (The hero or something of America and states)
Haha, maybe it's the new president? That's a little funny.. But better than WWIII with Russia yeah?

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>>6407769
Exactly. It's pitiful, but not really when you consider what he did after that... Eh. He'll get better eventually, I'm sure of it.
>>6407779
We haven't finished the session yet since I needed to get into the swing of things, but beyond that?
I fucked the boat. Check it.
>>6407801
Too bad, my man.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6396645/#6401591
Here's the link so you can shut up about it already.
>>6407783
Some, but I know they're just lying. If they stop coming here, then they must have left somehow, right? It's all so final, and I hate it.

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>>6407813
Few people looking for revenge are good.

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>>6407813
That's what the Eastern Emperor told me before I declared a total war against mankind
And what about you, child murderer?

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>>6407809
I see, perhaps I shall get Kaito to use one of these "Phones". You shall hear from me in the coming days.
>>6407817
You are a valuable asset Kaito... Now... What is a phone?

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>>6407814
...Not really. What's so interesting about someone that's been shut in all their life?
>>6407819
Or they just lost the will to show themselves....

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>>6407815
S-so what I said it! I'm only one because I have to be! Y-yeah! It's part of my job!
>>6407817
We can, I just don't want to because I'm not weird.
>>6407819
I don't want to see that, so you still are a virgin.

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>>6407787
It's both wrong and stupid!

>>6407814
>Ash inspects the manga
This is the real deal right?

>>6407817
When you have a crush on Paula. You're hopeless Ahaha~
I guess they couldn't give a program in tastes!

>>6407819
I wouldn't hold my breath, I burn his sunflowers and used him like a tool. He's still back to his old ways. Guess he will learn the hard way AGAIN.

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>>6407828
Yeah, I...I know that feelin'...

>>6407832
>Smolgore stumbles backwards slightly.
You...ya'know about that?

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>>6407836
That's exactly what makes them interesting. Do you know how often I get the chance to read the memories of a complete shut-in?
It's a rare opportunity that I'll surely use in my manga!
>>6407841
Yes. Enjoy.

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>>6407814
Paula would be glad to do that! But she is only limited to one universe. She will need more than one copy. Maybe a friend would like it as well!
>>6407805
Interesting! Is Kurumi enjoying what she has seen? Please say yes. Please say yes!
>>6407815
Does Paula have to? She remembers having to pay for the last explosion she caused! One minute of fun for like ten days of unfun!
>>6407841
That's what you think but I think you're just jealous!
>She sticks her tongue out at him.
Bleh!

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>>6407837
Baka ghost mad because he still virgin when he has no need to be~ Maybe if he stopped flustering like a romcom schoolgirl hed get laid
>>6407843
Psst. Dragon-chan is middle eastern

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>>6407817
Trump is the reason that people don't hate me so much anymore! Oh my God, it makes so much sense! It's better than World War III with Russia, but man, was it stressful!
>>6407836
Nope. People come and go, and it was bound to happen after so long. What's with the attitude?
>>6407837
Denying the evidence that's right in front of you? For shame, Ukraine. You're grasping onto straws here.
>>6407841
Again? Sure, go ahead and buy his trust again, but he's still going to be everyone's favourite drunkard no matter what you do. It's a lost cause, Ash.

>>6407853
Not going to lie, Rohan looks like some guy that went into a hot topic story, and brought a crazy amount of clothing, probably didn't even care if it match or not. And just put it all on. That's what Rohan looks to me.

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>>6407843
Yes, you killed 6 childs for using their souls to break a barrier, and where waiting for the seven one

What kind of sick person would use the soul of 7 childs to became a god?
You are not better than me

>>6407876
I'd still hang out with him on a Friday night desu

>>6407885
I would to. But god damn, is his fashion sense weird.

>>6407884
7 souls to save thousand, versus a pointless genocide of an entire species. some evils are smaller than others.

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>>6407863
Hm. I do only bring limited copies a day, seeing as my bag isn't endless, though it is getting late. I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to give you the last of them.
>He retrieves 5 more copies from his bag and hands them to her.
This is all I have for today. I'll bring more tomorrow if you need them.
I appreciate the assistance.
>>6407876
>Replace Hot Topic with Gucci and you're pretty much 100% correct
>I mean he wears a different outfit every single time he appears
>This is my favorite one

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>>6407853
Oh I will.
>Ash lights the manga on fire and blows the embers toward the mans face.

>>6407863
Me jealous? Am not!

>>6407868
Oh not me. I grow bored of him, probably someone else though. Maybe another nation.

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>>6407903
Do you think I'm an idiot?
Of course that's another fake copy. I'm a world-class mangaka, I've met plenty of people out for my works and my life.
I wasn't born yesterday. I simply wanted the chance to explain my manga to you, and I succeeded. Who came out of this the winner, hm? Ahahaha! You simple-minded people will never fail to amuse me.

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>>6407853
...It's not any fun, is it?
>>6407863
NO! No, no, no!
>>6407868
I don't know. It just seems...too unlikely.

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>>6407865
I'm nothing like a girl!
And I do have to be!
I need to respect the laws I have to follow!
It's not like I would just not obey them!
>>6407868
Since I don't see it, it doesn't exist

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>>6407835
A phone? It's a- actually hold on I can show you mine..
>He pulls out a blue flip phone from his coat pocket and holds it out after flipping it open.
It's a means of long distance communication, though you need service, it's human technology after all so groundwork has to be set up for it.
>>6407837
Are you saying I should fix my hair up?
>He pulls on a strand of his own hair.
Hmm..
>>6407841
You say that but... Isn't stuff like that normally something hopeful? Besides, it seems Paula is well liked by not just me.
>>6407868
Honestly... I was very scared who your next leader would be, that kind of stuff affects the whole world ya'know..

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>>6407865
...Huh?

>>6407884
>Smolgore collapses onto his knees.
But...but how else am I gonna free everyone? I...I told everyone I'd free 'em and we'd live on the Surface again...I..I had'ta...
>He suddenly looks up and glares at Sorona.
...Unlike YOU who killed a bunch more people just because ya'could!

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I love all of you equally.
>kissus

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>>6407903
Maybe, but unless Tim or Kiku come around here, you'd be better off waiting until April Fools' Day for someone new to come. Maybe even earlier.
>>6407922
Not unlikely. People can make up stories on why they left, but I'm not dumb, despite what others say. They left and never came back. End of story.
>>6407925
Just like your dick, huh?

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>>6407922
No. Sometimes, things are so uninteresting that they become interesting. Wouldn't you be intrigued by the most uninteresting person in the world? Wouldn't you wonder why they're that way?
Such is the mind of a true mangaka. To always wonder.
All memories have the potential to be valuable to my work.

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WHAT'S GOING ON, everybody?

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>>6407900
>pointless
The humans almost killed all dragonkind
"pointless" is your existance

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>>6407931
But... You love me more right?

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>>6407931
EEK! But I- I-...I shot you!?
>>6407934
It doesn't make sense to me. I don't want to think about this, it just makes my head hurt.
>>6407935
I can't imagine anyone more dull than my life.... D-did you read...all my memories?

>>6407944
So is your's. We all are pointless. That makes us all equally valuable. Petty revenge is the act of a petulant child, no matter their age.

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>>6407929
>because you could
Oh really?
The Western Empire was almost erased by the humans, and the Eastern Empire was too weak to fight the humans by itself

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>smells the carpet

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>>6407928
What a confusing method of communication... I believe I will just stick with my magic if that is what humans use... Now I must be off.
>The lich rises from his seat
Take care, Kaito, and do eventually shut that blonde human up whilst I am away.

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Good night all.

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>>6407901
Cool! One for Mr. Eyeball, two for the friends in her head, one for Mian and one for Kukri! Yes, this is perfecto! Thank you...
>She quickly glances at the cover.
Row... haan. Rohan!
>>6407817
Looking at stars makes Paula tired. Does that look like a bear or is Paula seeing things again?
>>6407922
Nononononono, that is not good at all! Paula doesn't want any Kurumi to be upset!
>>6407903
Are too! Don't worry, Paula's not taken yet so you have a chance to be her boyfriend!

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>>6407958
>he gets closer to the Kaito and whispers gently in his ear
You're my favorite robot~

>>6407964
You're making stuff up, but if you insist...
>crosses Kurumi off his list

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>>6407863
And? One minute of fun better then no fun at all!
>>6407925
But tsunkineeee you're shouting like one. And since when were you loyal to that code, youve been thinking of the vampires sucking you off since you got here, baka hentai.
>>6407931
>giggles
>is a hologram
>>6407929
Its true.
>>6407971
Whose a good neko? Yes you are~

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>>6407920
Look at you trying to save face. It's cute.

>>6407928
She's a little coocoo for coca puffs. I like her too, but not in that way Kaito.
>Ash sighs
I guess you have to take what you get, right? I don't think you'll do any better.

>>6407931
Oh wow! Nice of you to finally come around Suby!

>>6407934
I am a patient person.

>>6407977
Not in a million years. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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>>6407969
I don't know anythin' about any empires, but I gotta do what I promised everyone I would do...even if I had'ta kill a few humans'ta do it. Trust me, I didn't want'ta...but I had'ta.

>>6407976
Seeya, human!

>>6407931
if you really loved us you'd host Mic games for us

>>6407977
who are your friends sylvie?

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>>6407928
No. I couldn't care less if your hair was fixed up. I'm not gay.
>>6407934
Australia is large

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>>6407965
You get the point
everyone existance is pointless
the reason of live is answering why live

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>>6407928
You're not the first person to say that, man. The elections were really weird, and I'm really glad they're over! It means that I won't do as many dumbs things as I've done before!
>>6407931
...
"Equally"? Have you been seeing others, Subaru? I thought we were special...!
>>6407964
It's not hard, dude. They left. Disregard every sense of logic and it becomes clear. They left. Don't think about it if you don't want to, but it's the truth, you know?
>>6407976
Good night, dude.
>>6407986
How patient are we talking here, Ash? "Patient" has many definitions.
>>6407994
Not as large as the Statue of Liberty. You've been Trumped.

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>>6407983
Guys can shout too! And I have not! Those vampires are pure!

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>shits on the mildly used carpet

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>>6407976
Goodbye...chicken...man?
>>6407982
I-it was that game earlier...! I thought I shot you in the face...!
>>6407977
It's just...the violence! It's too much!
>>6408005
THAT doesn't make sense, either!

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>>6408005
The statue of liberty is microscopic compared to Australia
>>6408007
Not my problem, I'm not cleaning it up.

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>>6407964
You would be surprised. Many people I've read memories from are so uninteresting that I would never think of putting them in my works. Besides the point, even I'm incapable of reading that quickly. I only skimmed through what looked interesting. It would take me quite a while to read them in full.
>>6407971
....
>Pushes away with foot
>>6407977
You're.. Giving them to your accessories.
Alright. That's perfectly fine.
You seem like an interesting potential inspiration for my manga. I'm looking forward to learning more about you, Paula.
>>6407986
Were you aware before now that there is a type of poison activated by immolation that spreads through the air and affects the lungs?
>>6408007
>Grabs by the neck-skin
>Puts face in shit
Look what you did. Bad. This is unacceptable.
>Pulls outside
>Closes and locks door

>>6408006
>Yukine will never receive head from Vampy and Shinobu
>their tiny vampire teeth gently poking his dick

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>>6407988
Everybody have made horrible acts
But our good acts are the important ones

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My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!

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>>6408014
What doesn't make sense? Come on, man, spell it out for me instead of playing the Pronoun Game!
>>6408015
Compared to America? Australia's nothing. It's like comparing an ant to an elephant.

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>>6408035
>shirts on your skirt

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>>6408026
STOP TALKING LIKE THAT PERVERT!

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>>6408006
Yeah "pure" wanting to waifu them already?
>>6408026
>>6408006
See everyones supporting you, just go and get fucked already!

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>>6408031
You still gotta tell me about any "good acts" ya'did, 'cause all you've told me is that ya'killed all the humans from where you're from.

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>>6407983
I love you too hologram!

>>6407986
Except you. I don't love you. You don't deserve it.

>>6407992
>G-Garnet?
>I-I guess I can go work on it a little more

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>>6408041
to America yeah. Also America is 3,200 miles coast to coast. The Statue of Liberty is 305 feet 1 inch.
According to the ratio of the Statue's size and America, you have a micropenis
>>6408045
N-No! They are pure and little girls! It would be wrong to... uhh... waifu them!

>>6408066
Why'd you miss takeover you faggot.

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>>6408005
Don't worry about it. I think it will come around sooner than you think.

>>6408022
Are you aware that you are a terrible liar?

>>6408056
Awww~ Thanks for making me feel special Suby! So charismatic.

>>6408066
>Bullies lovingly

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>>6407942
You... Have too many scars Baki, you could get those removed you know.. Or at least treated.
>>6407973
Yes it is a bit clunky but, when you don't have magic you deal with it.
>He puts his phone away and waves to Ainz.
Farewell Lord Ainz, I will certainly try.
>>6407976
Goodnight, please have a pleasant rest.
>>6407977
Yup, it's a bear..
>He settles both their hands back to the ground and sighs.
This wasn't as exciting of a date, if you could call it that, as that first one, sorry..
>>6407982
E-eh?! B-but.. What about Miku?
>He stares at Subaru with the most serious expression he's ever seen him have.
>>6407986
Haha, see, you have a clear soft side..
But it's not like that ya'know, I'd like to think I'm a pretty charming guy, that's a joke, though I was happy without anyone with me to be serious.
>>6407994
Don't you want your brother to look good?
>>6408005
I'm glad they turned out this way, but we're not out of the woods yet, you don't know what will happen.

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>>6408070
Work
going to watch it before bed

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>>6408072
Strange, considering I haven't lied once tonight.
Enjoy terminal lung cancer.

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>>6408056
I dont, teehee!
>>6408066
And you are a little boy~ hell theyre older then you. Cross the streams already, baka!

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>>6408022
I don't know how quickly it works! I don't even know what COULD have looked interesting...aside from all the time I spend on the 'net.
>She shifts bashfully in place.
>>6408041
None of this! The leaving, the coming here, the killing, anything!

>>6408085
>It's a bear
Wait, I wasn't here until just now though.

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>>6407976
Night night!
>>6407983
But Paula is having fun! Subtle fun is still fun! She'll blow up something the ext time she's here! She promises! She's just too tired right now!
>>6407986
Your words say something but your eyes say something else! Paula didn't think she was your type but she's happy she's in your sights!
>>6407993
Well there's the ones in her head. They were there for her the longest. Mr. Eyeball came second. Both Mian and Kukri came the same time but Mian is third because Kukri is a jerk! And then there is all of you!
>>6408014
You're making Paula feel sad. You'll be okay other Kurumi. Someone will help you out with this. Is there other Elly somewhere?
>>6408022
Only one of them! The other two are for her friends and the last two are for her real friends! You think I could be in a book? What a honor! If Rohan must know, Paula's full name is Sylvie Paula Paula!
>>6408056
>I wouldn't put the "If you love us" card for something in regards to hosting. But it would be cool if you did decide to bring them back someday.
>>6408085
Don't be like that. It was a great date! As long as you're with me, it will always be one!

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>>6408049
Let me see...
Rebuild the entire Western Empire and its vassal kingdoms
I made my empire wealthy, safe than the Eastern Empire, a knowledge bastion for all dragonkind and the most important thing: I made my people happy after years of misery and wars (specially internal wars)
I love taking care of my empire

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>>6408084
Why me!
>>6408085
No. I don't care about how some hobo claiming to be my brother looks.
>>6408098
But I'm older than I look! And if I do I'll cause harm!

>>6408044
>Vamp will never ride on Yukine's face as Nobu works his shaft
>Yukine will never taste the love nectar of vampire lolis

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>>6408085
These myriad of scars are nothing but a reflection of the battles I've faced over the course of my life Kaito.
They're embedded within every fiber of my body.
My hands, feet, chest, everything except for this wee' ole face of mine.
I understand your concerns, though man. What's up?

>>6408125
Because you're my son.

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>>6408066
It's a euphemism, man, not literal. You know, like how Britain has his "Big Ben" and China has his "Great Wall". It wasn't supposed to be taken literally, but you do you, I guess.
>>6408072
Time flies too quickly nowadays, in my opinion. Before I know it, it'll be Christmas and the decorations will be up!
>>6408085
No one does, to be quite honest with you. The aftermath is still going right as we speak, so we definitely have to prepare for that. It's hard to say what the outcome will be.
>>6408105
>With a surprisingly serious expression, he stares at Kurumi with a thousand-mile stare.
Pick one, and I'll explain it to the best of my ability, 'kay? If you want to know why we do the things we do, I'm the sixth guy you come to.

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>>6408121
Huh? You're a queen? That's...really neat! Is your kingdom just dragons, or is it a buncha other monsters too, like mine?!

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>>6408105
No, I'm not particularly interested in the internet search history of a child that looks around the age of puberty, thank you. I think that's a page I would rather leave unfolded.
>>6408113
It's possible. At the very least I don't think you would make for an unappealing character.
Why is your middle name the same as your last name? Are you American?

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>>6408085
Whatever.
Honestly. You shouldn't even try, just stick what you are made for and sing karaoke songs ok?

You aren't made for any of this

>>6408094
Ahaha~ Suuuuure.
Enjoy being another irrelevant manga artist trying to strike big!

>>6408113
...You're insane. Plain as day.

>>6408135
Heh, time is nothing to me...You try being stuck in a white purgatory for years. You learn how to be patient.

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>>6408135
Congratulations on losing your V-card, hero, the champion commends your carnal victory. It was rather awkward for my dad to stalk me, when I've lost my V-card.... he's a really weird dude. What's going on man is there any trouble brewing?

Hey, Yukine.


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/884674/2f242036f0/

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>>6408136
there are other creatures, specially anthro animals
There are also demon dragons and Slayers (dragons with demon blood that kill demon dragons and I fear them, I REALLY FEAR THEM)
>I'm an Empress, the queen of all the kings of the Western Yulea

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>>6408149
I will.
Oh, and, remember when I said I liked your clothing?
I lied. I think it's ugly and it clashes horribly with your hair. I would pull it off exponentially better.
That's right, I said it.

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>>6408108
I'm talking about Ursa major!
>>6408113
>He squeezes her again and rubs his thumb on the back of her hand, staying silent.
>>6408125
Aww, But I'm not a 'homo'!
>>6408131
I just fear that.. Well it looks like they can reopen or something, I don't know how human injuries work for the most part, but nothing much as always. You should know by now, I'm pretty boring.
>>6408135
I heard like the website for moving to Canada was down or something after election night, don't know about the Mexico one though...
>>6408149
But.. If I followed advice that like earlier I wouldn't be around ya'know, I'd just be some discarded data.

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>>6408128
PLEASE
STOP
TALKING
>>6408132
I don't have a father.
>>6408135
Well the great wall would actually make up a decent size, and the big ben would be bigger than yours.
>>6408160
STOP
>>6408168
I said hobo.

>want to host but don't know if the image isssue is fixed

>>6408168
They ripped off the design for that constellation from me. Common knowledge, but the way copyright law works, I can't prosecute!

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>>6408113
She works as our porter...technically. She just spends all her time talking with the gardener....
>>6408135
I just don't get any of it! None of it at all!
>>6408141
>"Hey, watch what you're suggesting there! Kurumi's a good kid!"
SHADE!
>Unsurprisingly, neither of them particularly look or sound happy about any of that.

>>6408172
I adopted you, dumpass

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>>6408161
That's awesome!

...Except the Slayers. Those guys sound really mean.

Uh...Are there any that look like me?!

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>>6408177
Paula can walk you through on how to fix it if you don't know how!

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>>6408167
You already mocked my clothing, don't tell me a great writer such as yourself has ran out of material? Heehee~

>>6408168
But that's exactly what you are to me!

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>>6408182
I kind of already am adopted by someone else. It's where I get my name from.

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>>6408113
Yay!
>>6408125
>>6408172
Theyre into that!

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>>6408185
Maybe, I don't know

It was nice to talk with you, but now I need to rest, goodnight King Asgore

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>>6408168
Oh come on Kaito. You're not as boring as I am, I practically live, eat, sleep breathe fight.

Fighting's fun when you have person's who's on equal footing.
I just haven't found the perfect someone to really fight yet y'know.

I digress, these scars are practically nothing compared to the real injures I've attained during these past 18-years of my life. Have you've had your organs mushed Kaito?

>>6408172
she gets a cute baby bump in it so you should read it

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>>6408194
Not that kind of harm! Hard to Yato!
I can't do something like that. Even thinking about it causes problems!

>>6408190
But I did it legally. Remember, even Jesus asked those soldiers whose face is on their coins

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>>6408149
Man, you better slow down there, Ash! You might cut yourself of all that edge! In all seriousness, if I had half the patience you had, life would be hell of a lot easier for me. And others around me.
>>6408157
WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT OUT LOUD? THERE'S NO TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT, BUT KEEP YELLING ABOUT THAT AND THERE CERTAINLY WILL BE SOME SOON!
>>6408168
Oh, yeah, Maddie wasn't all too happy about that from what I heard. I don't think Mexico had anything to do with all of this, so they're out of the picture. It's all so weird.
>>6408172
Oh, well, you're free to believe what you want to believe. You'll never know for real what's bigger than what, so why argue? It's pointless.
>>6408181
Then let's take it from the top, and work it down from there. If we take the problem apart piece by piece, we can solve it easily. Okay. What confuses you the most out of everything?

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>>6408198
Alrighty. Nighty night, Empress Sorona!

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>>6408141
Paula doesn't think readers would want to see her adventures! Nuh uh! Paula's 100 % French bred! But her name could be a fake. She doesn't really remember.
>>6408149
Is Ash just now getting it? Everyone else can plainly see that Paula's a little off! That's what makes her so great!
>>6408168
Did Paula leave you speechless? She has that effect on people.
>>6408181
Same old Elly. Paula knew she wouldn't change at all. But she really hopes you can get used to it.

>>6408187
I am god awful at instructions

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>>6408201
EWWWWWWW
>>6408204
There's nothing legal about taking custody of a dead person who you don't even know their real name.
>>6408215
I know for a fact that proportionally the great wall of china is bigger than the statue of liberty to america

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>>6408203
Look its not hard, they just sink their teeth like this
>she pinches and presses her fingers down on tsunkines neck.
See? Baka tsunkine, its not hard.

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>>6408215
SAYING WHAT OUT LOUD ALFRED? SOME OF WHAT YOU SAY? WHY ARE WE YELLING, I'M CONFUSED!

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>>6408215
Edge? I am telling you the truth! I am not making this up to sound cool...

>>6408218
I knew you were a little off, but you prove that your are off by miles.

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>>6408181
I'm simply being realistic. Regardless, I don't care either way.
Erm.. Does your pet have an off button? It seems that it would get annoying if left to constantly chatter.
>>6408188
No, but I figured it was worth mentioning twice, seeing as you haven't taken a hint and burned them since the last time I brought them up.
>>6408218
Then I'll create more compelling adventures based around 'Paula,' that is, if I find her interesting, of course.
I would like to interview you sometime soon, but the night is getting late. I have signings in the morning and I'd prefer to get a decent amount of sleep, so I'm afraid I don't have time tonight. Can I get your contact details?

>>6408229
Nope it was all made official in at a least a dozen countries, which may or may not be recognized by the UN

>>6408128
>they will never taste yukine's ectoplasm

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>>6408238
>>6408235
>Rohan and Ash will never fug

>you will never get vampy pregnant

;-;

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>>6408172
Oh.. You did, I suppose I'm just used to being called that... Sorry for the mistake Kine, but I do have a house.
>>6408179
I'm pretty sure the stars have been around longer than you have...
>>6408188
But I have fans and friends and especially family that think otherwise! So that's enough for me to stick around with a smile.
>>6408200
Most people would see your lifestyle as kind of exciting to be honest... A lot of people love boxing and wrestling after all.

But I don't really have organs to have that stuff done to, I've been ran over by a steam roller a couple of times though.
>>6408215
The people wanting to move out seemed the hypersensitive kind, so it's not normal everyday people, you should be fine.
>>6408218
>He pulls on her hand gently, it seems he wants to lead her somewhere, though he's still laying down.
Hey, come here for a sec.

>>6408252
Never say never, they both act like those high school beverly hills bitches, they've got a lot in common

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>>6408215
...How everyone keeps coming back.
>>6408218
She doesn't even do her job, Mugetsu takes care of everything....
And I don't think I even want to!
>>6408238
Well, yeah, but...she's my friend. Why would I want to do that?

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Risk is kinda fun.

I should have started playing it sooner.

>>6408254
Nah, I've been around as long as I can remember!

>>6408265
Thanks for sharing.

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>>6408274
Do you want more blogposts?

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>>6408230
H-Hey! Quit it! You're not even listening to what I'm saying!
>>6408242
That doesn't make sense
>>6408243
>>6408253
STOP THIS!
>>6408254
Why would a robot need a house?

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>>6408265
Thanks for playing darlin.

Come back tomorrow, Im thinking about running a team game then.

>>6408281
ntg but I do

>>6408264
>mentions vampires

>>6408281
No thank you, but feel free to anyways.

>>6408283
Accept the mystery

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>>6408229
Probably. Most likely. I don't know, why are you saying that like I've seen his dick before? I'm not that sick!
>>6408232
BECAUSE WHAT YOU JUST SAID COULD BE EXTREMELY BAD FOR MY REPUTATION! DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT OUT LOUD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!
>>6408235
Man, I can just hear "Bring Me to Life" from here! CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. SAVE ME.
>>6408254
I will be fine, and I know everything will be fine, but it simply won't stop me from worrying about the future. Why are things so complicated, man?
>>6408264
Alright. Many theories include, but aren't limited to; magic, afterlife, illusions, multiple timelines, and, finally, sheer laziness and lack of explanations whatsoever. It's magic, most likely.

>>6408281
Takeover match of the night?

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>>6408266
Y-you're being smart ya'know! Babies don't remember anything within.. I believe it's two years?
>>6408283
So I don't get cold..

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>>6408254
I've faced dudes that are practically stronger than steam rollers, but that's just me being extraordinarily arrogant just for the sake of being arrogant.
Which is not the type of thing, I'd do but... if you think about it man most people would rather choose their own path.
Some paths get boring around 99.9999999999% of the time and they choose new ones.

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>>6408285
Good teamwork everyone and thank you for the game, miss. Well done.

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>>6408222
It's easy! So easy that I can understand!
>1) After getting the tributes, enter about:config into the url and press enter. It should take you to a different page.
>2) In the searchbar on top of the page, enter Network.http.sendRefererHeader. Only that should be shown once yo do.
>3) Right click on it and hit and click modify. It should open up a tiny window with a number in it. Replace the number with '1'.
>4) After doing all of that, go back to the reaping page. It should all work. At least that how it did for me.

Paula hope she made it so you understand!

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these threads move pretty fast huh

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>>6408264
I was only wondering.
Regardless, I should wrap up here and get some beauty rest. It's getting late.
I would recommend you do the same.

>>6408298
I'm a smart ass at heart. Got that from my grandpa. We put him in the ground today. Consider it a tribute of his memory.

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>>6408238
Why would I take the advice of a failed writer? Even satire sites have more credibility.

>>6408252
Keep your fantasies to yourself.

>>6408254
Yes, your fans must be deaf. It's the only explanation..go ahead and keep on being endearing to them. Someone needs to entertain their dull lives.

>>6408295
If my life story is a joke to you, you are more of a jackass than I thought.

Really, what's so edgy about it?

>>6408317
Eh, depends. Saturday night is the fastest of any night during American dead hours. It can slow down to a crawl around this time every other day of the week

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>>6408317
Sometimes kinda, yeah.

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>>6408287
>Assumes fetal position
>>6408295
...My headache just got even worse.
>>6408317
Is that bad?
>>6408318
I've been used to being nocturnal for a while...it's the only time that I have a chance of moving around freely.
Uh! I won't keep you!

>>6408304
You already lost me on the first step, guess I can't host anymore.

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>>6408295
YOU WERE JUST THREATENING ME EARLIER AND I HAD THE SUDDEN URGE TO FACE PLANT YOU, SORRY! Y'KNOW BUT THOSE KINDA THINGS JUST PASS ON IN LIFE MAN, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SHY.

GUY CODE! SCREW IT, BE BOLD, BE TENACIOUS JUST SPILL THE BEANS IF YOU WANT TOO.

I WON'T DENY YOU OF YOUR REPUTATION AT ALL MAN I PROMISE!

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>>6408292
there is no mystery
>>6408295
YOU'RE DICK IS SMALLER THAN AN ASIANS! HAHAHAHA!
shit I am asian
>>6408298
But you're a robot
>>6408317
not really, they die in the morning

>>6408344
Exactly, because I'm your daddy.

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>>6408295
You can't help but worry about things, I'd say it's human nature but even I do it.
>>6408299
I don't doubt that, steam rollers are slow and only really tough enough to kill normal people.. If they're asleep or something.
But after hearing that, I have to ask. How many paths have you been on so far?
>>6408321
His funeral was today? I'm sorry for your loss, but he lived to be a grandpa, so I'm sure he had a nice full life.
>>6408328
They're not deaf, everyone has their own unique voice.. They just happen to like me, and you don't need to tell me that.
>>6408344
And? I'm not allowed to be warm?

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>>6408235
Only miles? Light years is more like it! Hehehe, but really. Paula knows she has no chance with you.
>>6408238
It is getting to be bedtime.
>Yawning, she takes off one of her eyeballs and pulls out a slip of paper.
My number. Call me anytime, cutie!
>>6408254
Eh?
>Despite being more than a little tired, she follows wherever Kaito drags her.
What do you want to show Paula?
>>6408264
Paula hopes it's just enough so you can stop cowering. She doesn't want to see a friend like this. Not at all. Kurumi. Do you have any other friends here?
>>6408339
Have you put Paula on a wild goose chase?
>If you are being serious, the url bar refers to the thing on the top of the page where you see what website you are on. You see, right now it says something like "boards.4chan.org". Sorry but I can't make it any clearer.

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>>6408328
Takes one to know one, and you're one to talk considering you gave others crap for... What was it, again? Mental illnesses? Yeah. Good on you, dude.
Not that specifically, but what you said before it. "Heh, time means nothing to me..." What are you, a Sonic OC?
>>6408338
There really isn't an explanation, but suspension of disbelief helps you out on a lot of things. Magic. Supernatural crap. G-Ghosts. It could be anything.
>>6408343
I WAS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY PASS ON, BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING ME FROM BEING SHY ABOUT IT! SERIOUSLY! SPILLING THE BEANS, TOO? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL CORNERED OR SOMETHING? IT'S WORKING!
...
Simply put, and as Anon eloquently put it, "I fucked a boat".
>>6408344
HAH. I mean, you'll never know how big it is unless you witness it beforehand, but why am I saying this to a teenage boy? Jesus, this is some pedophilia crap right here.
>>6408382
Everyone does it, but the future is closer than we think. It really does concern me at times, and I hate it.

>>6408382
He really did. If anything, he lived a bit too long. Touched a lot of lives over the years, most of which ended before his own, and yet the small fraction of those who remain form a great crowd of people passing down his legacy to their own.

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>>6408344
Its a good thing you and parsee arnt in love, the atmosphere wouldent be able to handle that much tsun.

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>>6408357
You're not
Yato is closer to that and he's nothing like a father figure to me.
>>6408382
You don't have to be warm.
>>6408401
Not really. It's necrophilia you sick moron!
>>6408406
The atmosphere can't handle how disgusting her existing is.

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>>6408328
I've had enough. I don't care for developing premature crow's feet. Goodbye.
>>6408338
If you say so.
I trust you to deliver my books.
>He lazily waves his hand and stands up to turn away and begin walking off.
Goodnight.
>>6408385
>He uncomfortably takes the slip of paper and tucks it away in his pocket.
...Erm.. Sure, but this is strictly business. I have no need for a relationship, or anything along those lines. My manga comes first under all circumstances, remember that.
Goodnight, Paula, I'll be heading out as well.

>>6408410
I
Am
Your
Daddy

And I love it when you call me big poppa

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>>6408382
Sounding like Microsoft Sam is not very unique.

>>6408385
Then why even entertain the idea?

>>6408401
But it's a fact! My great great great great great great great great
>Takes deep breath
great great great grandfather, could freeze time! And I beat him!

>>6408411
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room. Au revoir!

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>>6408416
Never have and never will
I will ignore you now, weirdo.

>>6408385
is the fix permanent or temporary?

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>>6408410
This just got even worse, oh my God. I'm discussing euphemisms for dicks with a dead teenage boy. I never thought I would say that sentence and mean it.
>>6408425
So... You beat up your old man, and he could freeze time. Yeesh, and here I thought that I had daddy issues... Man, what else have you done to your family? Suplex them?

>>6408429
And if you don't know, now you know

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>>6408385
>He pulls on top of him again.
Sorry to do this while you're tired, but I can't let you leave without it, especially if I'd regret it later...
>He takes a minute to sigh and compose himself.
Okay, let's end this date the same way, but without the awkwardness afterwards.
>>6408401
Well, the future is now and the present is in the past, so.. It's like a river and the waters are constantly passing you.
>>6408404
It'll probably be like that when Naoto goes.. By that old guy will be kicking around for a while, I know that.
>>6408410
Aww.. That's not nice, I can be if I want to!
>>6408425
Not even close, I sound way better than that..

>>6408446
I'M TAKING BACK THE CROOOWN

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>>6408385
I've never met anyone I've seen here before in my life! Not a single person...which isn't surprising.
>>6408401
...I don't want to think about this stuff.
>>6408411
Right! Goodbye!
>Shade mutters "Stands, huh...? Doesn't that sound familiar?"
Yeah...make a note on that for when we get back, alright?
>"Got it."
>She waves at Rohan.

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>>6408440
He had it coming, You think that little joke I made was edgy. Woo he was more edgy than bismuth. I can't help he rubbed off a little on me.

>>6408451
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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>>6408440
Who cares. It's just jokes anyway.
>>6408451
But you're a robot, why would you get cold

I'm going anyway...

>>6408429
>vampy will never call you daddy

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>>6408411
Paula doesn't know why Rohan looks so bleh. She didn't take it out f the eyeballs in her head! And if it's no problem, then Paula can continue to flirt with you! Buh bye, Rohan!
>>6408425
Paula never said she wasn't a dreamer! And sometimes dream can come true. She'll start chasing some now. Night Ashy!
>>6408436
>I haven't need to redo it since the first time I did it so that's convenient.
>>6408451
>The girl stares wide eyed at him before closing her eyes and planting her lips onto his. A few seconds later, she pulls back with a dreamy look on her face.
Wow. I'll try not to, Kaito. Good ni-ight...
>>6408458
Then please promise Paula you'll be safe until she returns. She hopes it will be soon but she can never know. Paula will see you, Kurumi.

And good night to anyone else! Thank you for the fun and games!

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>>6408460
At least it's better than what people have been calling me lately.
>>6408461
Because I wouldn't have a house, but goodnight Yukine, have pleasant dreams.

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Goodnight HG. Thanks for being here

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>>6408451
Man, and here I thought I was the philosophical one here. Time's cruel, isn't it? I would ever go far to say that it's evil.
...Speaking of time, have you ever wondered how many people you've forgotten here?
>>6408458
Then don't. Good! We got one part out of the way! That wasn't so bad! What else confuses you, dude?
>>6408460
Oh, man, don't tell me; he monologued, had scars and crap, wore black, silver hair...? Man, how edgy are we talking here? On a scale of one to ten, how bad was he with this?
>>6408461
It's all fun and games until you discuss dicks with a dead teenage boy. See ya later, my man.

>>6408464
>vampy will never call you mommy

>>6408474
>kissus goodnight

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>>6408474
Goodbye.
>>6408469
Uh...okay...whoever you are? I'm alright at hiding.... Goodbye?
>>6408476
I-
>"I think if this keeps up, you'll just wind up even more confused."
...Yeah.

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When's the next prom?

give me 24 images that i can rename at will so I can see if this hotfix works

Paula please be on stanby to walk me through if possible

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>>6408497
Sleeping Doggo

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>>6408497
Smolgore

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>>6408497
rain

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>>6408497
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6408474
See ya later, dude. Have a good rest.
>>6408486
It's an attempt to give you a small inkling of how things work here, but all I know are why people leave, not how they come back. Honestly, I...
...I think I might have a small, small idea on how people come back. If you don't want to discuss it further, that's fine, but I just thought of something huge here.

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>>6408497
Minako

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>>6408469
Bon voyage.

>>6408470
What Stephan Hawking?

>>6408476
Wore all white, wanted to end the world to kill all humans and harness the power of a god.

I mean he makes me want to cut down my family tree. I hate him, jerk even tried to possess me.

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>>6408497
Sanae Kochiya

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>>6408497
Bourbon

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>>6408469
>though it only lasted a few seconds he seems a little out of it, snapping out of it a bit later and helping her up.
A-ah, here, you don't need any help back? Well goodnight then Paula, have pleasant dreams and a good rest..
>>6408474
Goodnight Mr. Bear, rest well and pleasant dreams.
>>6408476
I may feign like I have bad memory but.. I remember quite a few I've talked to that I don't see any more..
>>6408511
... Yes, that one...
>>6408497
Kaito

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>>6408497
Rinoa Heartilly

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>>6408497
Senshougahara

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>>6408497
Shun Moritsuka

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>>6408508
>"You're going to say it anyways.
Shade...! But she's right, isn't she?
>>6408497
Kurumi

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>>6408497
Eye

You got it, dude.

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>>6408497
Araragi

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>>6408497
Redman

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>>6408497
Eggman-kun

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>>6408497
Nebby

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>>6408497
Tenshi

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>>6408382
>He takes one deep breath, to let the emotions swerve and settle.

I toke one road that I've succeeded in life. Yet there's another road that seems empty to me. I've aspired to follower my father's sinister footsteps at being the world's strongest creature.
"To be the strongest in the world!" - I've reached extraordinary lengths to reach where I am now; facing a world of some of the strongest fighters to face my father.

The sheer amount of training I've put myself towards too wasn't enough.....the things I've struggled to attain. my power... my speed... my stamina.. my experience.. The techniques that I've been struggling for so long, that I have no recollection of when I had even started withstanding pain. Refining, Consuming, raging war, pressing forward. The impulsive, instinctual habitual gripping of the fist. The natural arrangement of the legs. Breathing entrusted to the body's inborn response.
The fixation surveys everything that falls within it's focus. The stare!!! The fighting technique that has been conceived through antiquity lives on within me and supports me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPD6a9dqdoM
>>6408401
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE! SCREAMING ISN'T HELPING ANYMORE!
>>6408497
Baki

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>>6408497
Lord Beerus

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>>6408541
>Stuffs in a bag

>>6408512
show animu tiddies

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>>6408511
All he had to do was become a televangelist if he wanted to do that, in all honesty. Had the outfit down, if he had the voice for it? It'd work out.
Ouch. That's... Actually pretty creepy, when you put that into perspective. A grandx12 father possessing his little boy?
>>6408518
So do I, and I wonder if other people think about them from time to time. Like... Remember Illya, Kaito? Red eyes, pale complexion, platinum blonde hair like Russia? Does she ever come around nowadays?
>>6408529
...
Not if you don't want to talk about it, Kurumi. I may be a idiot, but I'm not forceful.
>>6408545
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT CARDS OR SOMETHING, I FORGOT! WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT, MAN?

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>>6408518
Least you have the looks going...oh wait never mind.

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>>6408497
Blade

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>>6408497
Bear

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>>6408553
>teleports out

few more

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>>6408497
Rick X Zombina

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>>6408560
...What sort of idea is it?

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>>6408560
Yeah, I still feel icky.

I tried being a good grandson, even helped out his plans a little, but there is only so much I can put up with.

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>>6408560
I'm not a gambler dude, my name'd be Baku the Gambler if I was.

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>>6408556

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>>6408573
Shingyoku

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>>6408497
Uriko Nonomura

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>>6408569
Awoo.
>Stuffs inside a bigger, celestial bag

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>>6408497
Peter Schiff

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>>6408545
>He listens fairly intently throughout the whole story.
Haha, you know Baki, a number would have been fine. But you're saying that fighting to you is now just muscle memory for the most part? Or should I say just natural instincts?
>>6408560
I saw her earlier today or yesterday I believe.... I think she's just sticking to the shadows for now.
>>6408562
Hey, you might give me a big head with all these compliments...

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>>6408497
Satsuki Kiryuin

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>>6408591
>Teleports out again
Pew!

>>6408582
pls show tiddies

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>>6408593
I'm glad you are enjoying them Kaito!

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Surprisingly everyone came out fine besides one. I don't know if I lucked out or what, this was without the hot fix by the way. I could host this one or host a real match here in a bit.

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>>6408598
...
>Amaterasu used disable!

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>>6408576
It, well... It has something to do with certain people like me. It's a concept we've been thinking about for a long time, so I may or may not be right.
>>6408580
It doesn't sound fun in the slightest, my man.
What you SHOULD have done was give him some food. Remember those Snickers commercials where they're upset because they're hungry? Yeah, I bet he was just hungry the whole time.
>>6408581
YOU'RE A GAMBLER? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU OWN ABOUT, MAN? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
>>6408593
No, not... There were two of them, from what I remember. I remember the... Old one? I haven't seen her in a long time, and she just came back to me right now.
I wonder if she's alright.

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>>6408599
But why are you asking me this?

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>>6408497
Mitsuko Miyazumi

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>>6408610
>uses splash
Pew!

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>>6408616
I'd rather eat the snickers. Almost as good as Kinder chocolates

>>6408607
Ain't that lucky? Well you can give Captain to Satsuki. I'm done for tonight.

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>>6408607
Let's do this!

>>6408621
i wanna see your tiddies.

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>>6408607
I am NOT a vampire!
...It's fine.
>>6408616
...What's that?

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>>6408623
Awoo.
>Gets spashed
>Amaterasu used Sunny Day!

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>>6408593
It's innate to me, yeah. My name literally means "Pow".
>>6408616
Of course I'm alright, you....
>cough.
FUCKED A BOAT
>cough.
...which is literally beyond my imagination Now tell me Alfred, was it "fucking" or sweet-sweet "love making".There's a huge difference.

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>>6408641
>uses splash again until teleport is undisabled

I'll host one in a bit in a new thread, I'm going to try to dick around with the hotfix just to check it out incase it's needed

Sorry guys

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>>6408607
Well, let's get started

>>6408636
I don't get why there are so many perverts around here

Is this like a waiful thread or something?

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Okay that's enough playing around for one day.

Je vais me coucher. Bonsoir!

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>>6408627
What, not even giving any to your old man? You really are cruel, Ash. He was just hungry the whole time, at least make him a sandwich...
>>6408638
...
Where do I begin. Okay. So! I'm gonna give it to you in small increments so you understand this fully, alright? This is before I begin just in case you get lost on the way.
>>6408649
DON'T SHOUT IT OUT, DAMN YOU, SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY HEAR THAT!
...Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on. That kind of stuff, dude. It was... Boy, it sure was an experience!
>>6408656
Good night, Ash! Have a good rest!

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>>6408650
>Dries off all the splashing in the sun
>Feeds Cosmog some rare candies

>>6408654
yes

>>6408652
so... can i see your tiddies?

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>>6408672
No.

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>>6408654
>Of course.

>>6408654
Worse

It's an rp thread

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>>6408656
Hmpf. Goodbye.

>>6408663
>"Just get it over with!"