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>>6395144
I don't think it would hold up if the owner later came and challenged your claim. but you're free to try.

Is the image problem resolved yet or do you still need to use the hotfix?

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>>6395120
Wait wha...
You are just abandoning me, isn't it?

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>>6395078
Wow. Quick-witted on bullshit aren't you.

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>>6395124 (Smolgore)
Ah? I was sure we must have met before, but it seems not. My name is Ivan, little one. Russia, in other terms.
They haven't tried it before, to my knowledge. Which is sad. Very sad. Give me a sample, and we'll see if either of them like it, дa?

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>>6395115
Then put your brain at work and give me some ideas.

>>6395120
Doesn't make a bit of difference to me.

>>6395159
I'v see a hundred of you types before. Be something different. You're just a walking cliche!

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>>6395154
I'm gonna try, and there's about a 80.8% chance of success! Of course, I'm really bad at math so my chances might be wrong, but who cares? If no one objects to it, I'm gonna name this place Hawaii!

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>>6395162
Alright, Ivan! Maybe we did. I got a bad memory...

Alright! When I see Tori again, I'll ask her for a slice for you guys!

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>>6395109
Well if anyone was in my situation, they would say the same.
>>6395120
This... this cannot be. Please tell me this is a joke, Ms. Kurumi. What's happened for you this to happen?
>>6395095
>>6395154
Just in case?
>>6395157
I'm not certain but I think it stays once you use it. Is there a reason why?

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>>6395176
As do I, my friend. It's hard for me to keep track of who I haven't met yet, so I forgive you.
Ah... Perhaps two or three slices would be perfect for my and my sisters, little one. Four, just in case.

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>>6395157
>Looks like it's fixed to me.
>>6395141
>>6395154
It's not my fault I have to sneak out if I want to do something!
>She shows off her teeth. Exactly one of them looks fang-like.
Shee?
>>6395144
>>6395169
How should I know? I don't talk with them, and the gatekeeper's never not working!
>>6395158
I don't even know who you are! I don't know any of these people!
>>6395178
What could've happpened! Nothing! Ugh, if this is some sort of joke my sister set up....
>>6395165
Are you going to do anything other than poke fun at how small I am and say you don't care?

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>>6395165
If you can't do what you normally do for fun, why don't you try following someone else's lead and see if it's something fun.
>>6395169
There is already a Hawaii, name it someone else.
>>6395178
Rika? Is she a bad cook? I was talking about some other people.
>Thanks, I missed it.
>>6395189
Sneak out? Are those your pajamas then?

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>>6395165
Same goes for you my little arrogant sweet-pea. You're not the only effeminate person I've met who cowers himself in pride. You're a little to vague there on different, monsieur.

>He laughs it off jokingly.

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>>6395185
I could just ask her for a whole pie. She loves'ta bake, so she won't mind!

>>6395192
>sneaks up behind and cums on her

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>>6395189
Oh, really? Why is that? Perhaps Elis removed your memories?

>>6395194
>showers*

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What's up you fucking poofter cunts?

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>>6395189
...Alfred, calm down. It's not the end of the world. Hell, if anything, it's a chance to start fresh. Even if it's just not the same.
You don't talk with them often? Okay, I can level with that. Completely understandable, ten outta ten, would nod head in confirmation again. However. If they've never been here, and you don't know who anyone is, then how did you come here in the first place?
>>6395192
Nope!
I'm naming it Hawaii because I took charge of it without the owner's permission.

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>>6395189
So you don't know? This is quite odd and a a little sad? But that shouldn't get me down. I would like to introduce myself. My name is Sienna Contiello. You may also call me Squigly.
>>6395192
Oh, something must have been lost there! I was talking about singing lessons. Rika said herself that her voice could use some work but I don't really have a base to go off on.
>>6395209
That language! Was one of them even a word?

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>>6395196
A whole pie? If she is that generous, I would love it, my friend. My and my sisters would greatly appreciate you giving us a gift like that, but are you sure she would be fine with it?

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>>6395178
Least you built an immunity to them. Or so I think.

>>6395189
Yes, because...well there is nothing better to do at the moment. So you are the entertainment!

>>6395192
Yeah no. I don't follow orders, never have and never will.

>>6395194
Whatever. You types are always the most delusional.

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>>6395224
Totally! She'll make anyone her pie!

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>>6395221
All of the were words you daft cunt...

>>6395209
Oi m8 how many redbacks did you spot today?

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>>6395228
Even cherry-- Ivan, shut up! Who says that in the presence of a child? Regardless, I will be sure to give you something in return, дa?

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>>6395192
No...hrmph.... Mugetsu makes me wear this stuff. She says it's classy or something.
>>6395204
...Huh? Why would my sister do something as dumb as that? HOW would she?
>>6395213
Kehehe, I slipped out of the manor a few hours ago and stumbled in to here, there's not much to it.
>>6395225
Just who do you think you are!?
>>6395221
What's sad about it?
>She harrumphs
I guess I should say it's a pleasure....

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>>6395213
Aww, come on. That's going to be confusing. >>6395221
Ah, well now that you tell me that, I kinda want to hear her sing. What if the three of us did some karaoke?
>>6395225
I meant you could watch and try what someone else is doing. That's the best advice I've got so take it or leave it.
>>6395245
Well it does look kinda classy. Who is Mugetsu>

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>>6395234
Cunt the only thing I spotted today were a couple a dead roos and a slab of vb I picked up from the bottle-o this arvo

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>>6395240
I dunno if she can make cherry pie. We can't even grow cherries down here...

Aw, you don't hafta, but that would be cool! I love stuff from the Surface!

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>>6395225
"My types" - are the least bit of concerns to worry about. But whatever makes your delusional worldview happy man. You've got anything else but staging "witty" comebacks friend? You bore me.

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>>6395245
Oh, hombre, esto no es bueno... There's a lot more to it, y'know. You have to go deliberately out if your way to find this place. Hm...
You remember everything, even if what I remember isn't what you remember. Yes?
>>6395249
Well, what else am I gonna call it? "Hawaiian Arena"? I need to name it something short and to the point!
...! "Matanza"!

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>>6395245
Because it's only possible explanation. So, your sister didn't stole your memory?

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>>6395245
Ash Crimson. Who else?

>>6395249
I'll leave it thank you very much. What a unfulfilling life you must live.

>>6395259
Is that so? There's the door, go ahead and walk out if you are so bored. You provided enough fun for me tonight, so congratulations.

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>>6395249
Our head maid, along with her sister, Gengetsu, they run most of the matters. I don't get what she sees in this stuff!
>>6395273
Spanish? And duh! Why wouldn't I?
>>6395278
>She seems to be missing her wings.
That's a stupid thought! She's weird, but she's not that weird!
>>6395288
Some other random nobody name I've never heard of before?
...Evenifit'skindacool.

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>>6395256
...Yes, let's roll with that. I am saddened to hear that she cannot make cherry pie, but when she gets to the surface, I assume she will.
How about I give you... A ticket to Siberia? No, no. A sunflower? No, not enough. Borscht? A good gift, but only lasts for a day. Do you have any ideas?

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>>6395225
I would think I could take more than one this time. Don't wish to try it however.
>>6395230
The were words? Pardon me but are you drunk, sir? I passed by one an hour earlier.
>>6395245
Just think of all the relationships you made here. Or how someone crippled you basically. Or how...
>She wipes a tear from her eye, smiling at the girl in front of her.
No. That's the past now. Always a pleasure to see you.
>>6395249
That would be enjoyable! However she was so intent on not letting me hear her. How could we ever get her to do it?

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>>6395298
But you said she wiped out whole towns

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>>6395298
I need Mexico to understand that I don't hate them, so I took measures to learn Spanish. I think Romano hates me now. It's either that or Samoan, so pick your poison.
Okay. I'm... An idiot. Really dumb. Could probably die of air poisoning if I could. But if I were to tell you my version of things, would you hear me out?

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>>6395273
Sounds like you just answered your own question.
>>6395298
Well I think it's cute at least.
>>6395305
We could try to trick her into coming along, but we'd need to know something she'd want to lure her.

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>>6395305
Relationships? Crippled?? What??
>She harrumphs, and places her hands on her hips
You people are strange....
>>6395316
Okay, you listen here, lady! I've never even BEEN here before!
>>6395321
"Version"? How weird can you people get? Fine.
>>6395325
Well...I guess it kinda grows on you after a while. But it's so old-fashioned!

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>>6395298
And what should I call you hmm?

>>6395305
Why not? I'm sure you could totally scare the life out of people.

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>>6395288
The pleasure's mine, Ash. But the door can be saved for ahead time, but you're more then likely to leave considering your grievances for the like-minded folks out here.

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>>6395325
Of course I did! I'm so smart, I answer my own questions before I even ask them! Holy crap, I deserve a medal for this stuff!
>>6395329
Although it wasn't real to you, it was real to me. That's... That's all that matters. Okay.
Well, where should I start? I only knew you for, like... Two months. I was an idiot back then, more than I was today. You were... More upbeat, I guess. Ended sentence like this~ Was a bit creepy, too. Don't think you knew what personal space was.

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>>6395333
It is almost bedtime, and it looks like nothing exciting is happening. So I might just do that.

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>>6395325
I don't think I could be that tricky but it would be a sight to see. Maybe we could get her mother into it.
>>6395329
I suppose we are miss. I hope you are enjoying your night.
>>6395332
I could but I don't. Also you must not realize just how much getting shot was. I can never not forgive the reaction I did once I first came back.

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>>6395301
Hopefully! I'll bet it's amazing!

Uhhh...ya mentioned sunflowers. I'd love more types'a flowers! We got a few down here, but not a lot, which stinks 'cause I love waterin' 'em!

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>>6395332
It's Kurumi to you!
>>6395351
I was, it looks nice...but all you weird people've confused me.
>>6395349
That last one almost sounds like Elis. Always so touchy-feely. Just who do you think you're fooling!?

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>>6395329
Well that's not a bad thing is it? My clothes are kinda old fashioned, but I know a least a few people think they look good on me.
>>6395349
That might be a bit much, some congratulations to yourself and maybe some snacks would probably be adequate.
>>6395351
Her mother? I didn't know her mother was around. Actually, I kinda assumed she might be dead.

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>>6395329
You've been here before, lady... Very well, I don't really need your help

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>>6395362
It will be, my friend.
Then... Hm. You see, I might just have the perfect flowers for you, my friend, but there aren't too many types I can give you. Just one. Do you have any lavender down in the Underground?

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>>6395351
Nothing therapy can't fix. Ahaha~

>>6395363
I'll call you Krumy.

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>>6395373
Lavender? I don't think so. Is it really pretty?

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>>6395369
I never even heard of this place, before. I just followed some orange-haired girl. I haven't even left the house in the past, like...TWO months!
>>6395366
I like yours better. What's so old-fashioned about them?
>>6395374
NO!

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>>6395363
I promise you that we aren't trying to. Or that I'm not at least. Trust me, miss. It's odd for us as well.
>>6395366
Well her adoptive one. And she is a ghost as well. But she has been around and Rika couldn't be happier.
>>6395374
I don't know, sir. I heard horror stories of that as well.

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>>6395363
...? Who's that? I don't know who you're talking about, dude, but if it's who I think it is... Yeah. She doesn't know what personal space is, and I don't know how to feel about it.
Look. Listen to me with your ears, not your mouth. Although we might not have had the best relationship beforehand, this concerns me a lot. Hear me out.
>>6395366
McDonalds, preferably! I'll get myself one of those McDonald's Share Boxes and call it a day, because that's the kind of treatment the hero deserves and needs! Isn't that just amazing?

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>>6395378
I would say it is. I'm glad she gave me some, even if she didn't have to. It's purple, and relatively small. Does that ring any bells for you, my friend?

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>>6395403
Uhhh...I might'a seen it on the Surface, but I forget...

Wait, who gave it'ta'ya?

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>>6395385
Too late. It's set in stone Krumy.

>>6395390
You can't believe everything you read.

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>>6395390
You guys really are laying it on too heavy.
>>6395394
My big sister, she's just weird, and why should I listen to a word you say?
>>6395415
How'd you like it if I called you Ashy-Washy or something?

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>>6395411
I don't blame you. Not many people pay attention to detail nowadays.
...I would like to keep her name secret due to privacy concerns, but she's a good friend, even if it doesn't seem like it. She's here right now, if you wished to know.

Just letting you guys know I'm still here

>>6395427
same

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>>6395423
But Krumy is such a cute name! Besides I know I am Ash, so it really is of no problem to me.

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>>6395424
Oh, she is? Awesome! Tell her thanks for me!

>>6395429
>>6395427
Me three

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>>6395423
Man, Sherlock, you're super smart! What other observations can you tell me? Water is wet? Fire is hot?
Just... Hear the hero out. It'll take five minutes of your time, maybe even more. You'll see things from our perspective instead of being lost and confused. No one else is saying anything.

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>>6395385
It's the same style uniform as I've been wearing since I entered service. I kinda envy the kids these days that wear warmer clothes, but if some are to be believed, it shows off some of my good parts so at least in how it affects one person I know, I think it's the best.
>>6395390
A ghost huh? I kinda wish I could see mine, even if she was a ghost.
>>6395394
Sounds great, but be careful not to eat too much and get a stomach ache..Maybe I should get something on the way home.

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>>6395431
She is. And... I will tell her next time we see each other. I don't think she likes me too much, but that will change soon. The main question, however; do you want some lavender, my friend?

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I think I will head out and get some beauty sleep.

Au Revoir~! everyone!

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In the words of my people: "Sayōnara" - stay fit and stay fresh, g'night.

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>>6395445
Me? Getting a stomachache? Pffft! Come on! Even if we don't know each other too much, you should know that my stomach is practically bottomless!
Yo, I heard that they have, like... A new Orange shake flavour or something. Check that out and call me back when you try some, I want a second opinion!
>>6395453
>>6395456
See you both later!

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>>6395449
Duh! Any new flowers would be amazin'!

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>>6395461
Sure thing. Take care.

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>>6395468
It shall be done, my friend. The next time I see you, I will have some lavender for you to plant back at home. Ah... I should probably check if they're poisonous to goats or anything. That wouldn't be a welcome development, дa?

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>>6395385
Uh. That's strange. Very well. My name is Belarus. Nice to meet you

I need something to fap to

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>>6395430
And I know I'm Kurumi!
>>6395453
Ugh, you're just the worst!
>>6395456
Pleasant rest, stranger.
>>6395445
Huuuh!? That's a UNIFORM? I thought uniforms were supposed to be ugly! And can't you just, like...wear a sweater under it or something?
>>6395434
Hey, only I'm allowed to talk about her like that! And...fine.
>>6395484
You, too? You all come off so strong.

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>>6395485

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>>6395485

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>>6395485
the suffering of animu girls always gets me going

>>6395492
Notgood enough

I need a fetish

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>>6395471
...
Um. I think something was lost in translation, but if you're leaving... See you later, man! The hero'll be waiting!
>>6395485
The sound of freedom, democracy, and liberty, Anon. You need nothing else.
>>6395491
And I'm the only one that can talk bad about myself, but no one ever seems to remember that! She isn't here, right?
Alright. You already know what you were like originally. But I assume you want to know my relationship with you, right? Before I get into that, one more detail - supposedly, Yuuka was the boss, Elly was the gatekeeper, and... Uh... I don't know what you were, actually.

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>>6395485

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>>6395491
I guess I could, but I don't think it would look very good.
>>6395508
I thought you were going to eat. That was confusing.

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>>6395472
I'm not gonna eat them, silly! I just want'ta water 'em!

>pisses on poster below

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>>6395513
I was giving you suggestions on what to try out, dude. I already had dinner about four hours ago, why would I go out to McDonalds this late?
>>6395517
I'm not even mad. Just disgusted.

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>>6395508
How should I know? I told you, I sneaked out of there!
...Her, the boss? What?
>>6395513
Just a coat over it, then...?

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>>6395515
To the touch, дa? Still, I must check what effects they have on others just in case something bad happens when you touch them. You can't really water plants when you're having a sickness from them, дa?

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>>6395491
Me... too?..

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>>6395521
You were going to celebrate coming up with a name for this place for after you buy it. Are you messing with me Alfred?
>>6395528
I already do that when it's cold out.

>>6395529
Oh, right, that'd be bad. Thanks for lookin' out for me, Ivan!

I'm here to shitpost

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>>6395528
Because she could be stalking you, and you wouldn't even notice! Ooh, so spooky! The obsessive older sister stalking her little sister...!
The version of you I know was much different, obviously. I'm sure you've heard the complaints already of your wings, and blah blah blah "they aren't there, what the hell".
>>6395536
I was, but not NOW. Who dips out of a conversation just to eat and celebrate naming a place? That's just silly and childish!

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>>6395537
>I am so, so tired.

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>>6395537
It would be. No problem, comrade. I will give them to you next time I see you.

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>>6395542
You might be surprised what kind of company I usually have.

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>>6395546
...Seriously? Someone would just dip outta a conversation just to eat? I might not be no fancy-schmancy Frenchman, but even I can tell that's just rude. Not to say I haven't done that before, however.

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>>6395545
Sounds good'ta me! I really gotta sleep now, anyways. Nighty night Ivan, and everyone else!

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>>6395556
As I thought. You started to sound quite tired. Good night, my friend, and have a good rest, дa?

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>>6395530
"Nice to meet you, too"?
>>6395536
So...what's the problem?
>>6395542
My sister spends most of her time looking up these weird 'arcane' books and trying to summon demons and stuff.... And of course I have! I've had like two people call me a vampire, too!

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>>6395561
Oh, yeah. Sorry, my English is not very perfect. You probably noticed that already

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>>6395551
More just being childish, but they're important parts of my life anyway.
>>6395561
Nothing really, but I don't really want to put something on over my clothes just because they weren't designed with winter in mind.

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>>6395561
Huh, I didn't know that England was your sister, too. Did she poison you with her cooking yet, or am I mistaken?
Well, that's because you were a vampire. Emphasis on "were", so don't blow up at me. You always seemed to like freaking people,out with your fangs, but you never did that to me. Hm.
>>6395571
Man, oh, man, are you happy to see me, then! I must be the most important person in your life by a longshot, then!

IT'S GONNA TAKE ALOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOU

>>6395582
>drags you away from me

>>6395584
>doesn't go
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A 100 MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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>>6395569
Is that it? I thought I was just being hard to understand.
>>6395571
What else is there, just...getting used to it?
>>6395578
She might be weird, but we'd never actually hurt each other, what's wrong with you!?
And that's just impossible!
>As she talks, one could barely notice just a single fang-like snaggletooth.

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>>6395590
Of course not. The problem is in me.
I need to go. Goodbye

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>>6395578
You're not all that big a part of my life, but you are a friend that I'm happy to see.
>>6395590
Pretty much.

>>6395589
>checks the weather forecast in Africa
>dry as hell, with a 99% chance of starvation and Robert Mugabe

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>>6395595
...Okay? Buh-bye.
>>6395596
Hmph. At least your outfit looks nice.

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>>6395590
No, she's just so bad at cooking that she manages to poison people by complete accident. Not her, mind you, England. Though, I haven't tried your sis' cooking before, so I guess I'll never know...
Not to me, it wasn't. I said "were", not "are". And you're just like Romania, you know that, eh?
>>6395596
Ouch-- Wait, what? I'm... I'm a friend that you're happy to see? Are you saying that just to make me feel better?

>>6395596
>a melon rolls up to you

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>>6395608
If you dislike your clothes so much, then why don't we try switching for a bit? Come on, how about it?
>>6395609
No, you're a friend and I'm happy to see you, but I have a lot of people I've spent much more of my life with that are very important to me.

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>>6395630
I've been getting way too many of these. Anyone want some?

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>>6395609
She doesn't.
And what's that supposed to mean?
>>6395632
>>6395639
I'm kinda hungry.
....
>She examines Yuubari
You're a LOT taller than me.

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>>6395630

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>>6395632
I... Man. This is the first time someone said they were my friend without me saying we're friends. I don't mind not being important, but being friends is more important than anything I could ever imagine.
>>6395643
That's what they all say, durufu~
Both of you are blonde, have weird coloured eyes, have at least one fang, and say you're not vampires even though we're pretty sure you are.

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>>6395653
Why are you just biting a whole watermelon?
>>6395655
Huh? What's so weird about my eyes?

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>>6395665
>continues draining the melon

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>>6395665
You see, unless your name is Xehanort, no one has amber-coloured eyes.
...You have amber-coloured eyes, right? Or red eyes? These glasses don't work, funnily enough.

KILL
YOUR
SELF

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>>6395674
What's a Xehanort?
...And they're yellow, just like my hair! Elis is the only person back home that doesn't have eyes the same color as their hair.
>>6395672
...That is so weird.

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>>6395643
>>6395672
I'm not that much taller. You want some?..Oh, you're already having it.
>>6395655
It's not that you're not important, just a relatively less so. Anyway, sometimes friendships aren't explicitly stated to be, you just know you're friends with someone because of how you both act towards each other sometimes.

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>>6395679
>after draining the melon she drops the empty husk to the ground and wipes her lips
Why is that?

>>6395681
I already had my fill but thanks Yuubari

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>>6395681
I am, too! I'm the shortest person I know!
>>6395688
...What...what was that?

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>>6395679
Shh. I don't know who Xehanort is at this point, the series is too complicated to explain.
Of course! What kind of person has yellow eyes? Unless you have contacts, nope, you're not a normal person, I don't think. Do your legs feel weak whenever you're around jam?
>>6395681
Being a bit important is better than NOT being important! And, well, yes, but that still makes me think that we know each other and talk to each other just because. I wonder how many friends I've made and don't know about since I haven't talked about it at all...

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>>6395694
What?
...And I do! Elly does, Gengetsu and Mugetsu do too! And why jam?

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>>6395696
What? What're you talking about? I didn't say nothing.
Have contacts? You're only proving my point, little gal. You're either a cosplayer, insane, or fooled everyone into thinking you were a vampire the whole time. Jam looks like blood, and what do vampires like the most? Kool-aid. Obviously.

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>>6395688
>>6395690
Wait, are there two of you or am I losing it? Anyway, you're taller than someone I know and you're welcome.
>>6395694
Why don't you ask? You seem like someone that would be pretty popular.

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>>6395690
That's just how I feed?

>>6395711
Are the two of us what?

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>>6395711
Emphasis on "would". Not to sound conceited or anything, but I think I'm popular - for all the wrong things, however. I've got, like, twenty friends in this whole place of about two hundred. I think. I dunno.

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>>6395711
We don't look anything alike! And I'm like...four feet tall. Hmpf.
>>6395704
...What? You people are the crazy ones here!
>>6395714
B-HOW?

http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/

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>>6395722
What? I'm not crazy. A bit eccentric, yes, but not random. And I never said you were crazy. Just because I saw things differently to you...

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>>6395730
But not crazy.
I'm not crazy, but I AM a bit tired. Bear with me.

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>>6395714
I don't know anymore.
>>6395718
Sounds kinda nice, though I have enough friends as it is, so maybe I should keep to myself more.
>>6395722
I still think it would fit decently.

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>>6395734
That's, like... 10% of the people here. Which is good.
Go the distance and make friends with everyone here if you want to! There's never too much of a good thing!

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>>6395730
You people are all making something up.
>>6395734
Mine would be way too tight on you, and yours' would be all...barely fitting.

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>>6395747
No, I'm not making things up. I may be a bit out-there, but I'd never make something so intricate.
Ask me any question and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge, 'kay?

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>>6395739
I don't think I could keep track of many more friends. Anyway, it's time for me to get going. >>6395747
It might be a bit tight. We'll figure it out next time. Take care.

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>>6395734
What do you know then?

>>6395722
I just...drain the juices out. Like a straw in a cup.

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>>6395754
Why should I believe you?
>>6395760
Don't leave me with the crazy guy!
...Bye.

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>>6395762
...With just your mouth? That's impossible!

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>>6395760
All you need are the names, dude. It's easy to keep track of them, just not the little details. Make sure to try out the orange shake, alright? See ya!
>>6395763
...
Please, you have to hear me out. No one seemed to be giving you any information, so I'm the best you've got. I'm the hero.

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>>6395773
That's nothing! Nothing at all!

>>6395784
you're right
>closes your eyes
>tucks into bed
>turns lights off
>closes door
sleep tight hg

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>>6395784
Then what can I do for you to hear me out? Instead of arguing, let's come to a compromise and hear out both sides.

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>>6395791
>Sneaks out again
>>6395792
I don't have any reason to do that, either. All you're saying is to trust you.

What a beauthiful Duwang

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>>6395797
I don't know what else I can say for you to listen, man. Would you rather that people play the Name Game and keep making you ask questions, or listen to someone that knows a bit about this?

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>>6395765
My teeth silly. I am mostly a fruit bat.

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>>6395815
You're not a bat! You just have those stupid wing accessories...and...pointed ears...and...a tail?
>Her eyes widen slowly
Wait, what?
>>6395809
Hrmph.... Mugetu's probably looking for me, anyways. Fine.

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>>6395822
Dunno who that is, but you'd rather listen to your good friend Alfred instead of going home? For shame, Crummy. Because we're friends, I won't snitch, but there're consequences for your actions.
I've already told you a bit of what you were like before all this, y'see. You were a vampire, servant to Yuuka instead of vice versa... What else do you want to know?

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>>6395832
Our head maid...she likes pretend she's my bodyguard....
...I still don't see why people keep talking about that, I don't. Especially the wing thing.

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>>6395822
Actually I have three tails and a pet dragon.
>from under her skirt appear two more bushy tails

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>>6395840
Oh, man, so this is getting into THAT kind of stuff now? I dunno if we can keep going on, dude, your bodyguard might beat me up while you're not looking. I don't know if you would even care, though.
Well, it was kind of... A big part about you. Seeing you NOT be a vampire is a little bit jarring, you know? I can understand why you would think it's annoying, but it's like having a guy that delivers milk to your doorstep every morning. You get accustomed to him, and then... He's gone, and you don't know how to feel.

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>>6395845
Mmm juicy tails. Hey little lady, do you mind if I have a taste of your succulent tail?

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>>6395845
That's...that's impossible! What ARE you!?
>>6395850
I don't think she even knows where this is.
And it's still stupid saying that there's vampires out there in the first place.

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>>6395859
What you DON'T know is that she placed a tracking device on you and is hunting you down right this very moment. You better get ready for the hiding of a lifetime, dude.
Not if they're real, dude. Maybe not vampires, maybe youkai, I don't know. All I know is that, well, they're real. Managed to upset two of them, actually.

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>>6395856
I wouldn't suggest it Mr. Clown.

>>6395859
A vampire, duh.

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>>6395867
Kehehe! I took the one out of my PET.
Hrmpf, I still don't believe any of you about this stuff.
>>6395875
Y-y-you're kidding, right?

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>>6395875
And why would you not? I've even brought my own sauce and seasoning for this very moment. My, I'm sure it'll taste lovely with a dash of my special herbs.

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>>6395886
Not even in the slightest! I've been around for nearly 400 years now.

can i host

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>>6395886
Ah, man, you laugh just like you did before, too. And just because you took the one outta your pet doesn't mean you took the one outta yourself.
Well, you should, considering that the first youkai I angered was you. If that wasn't enough, what can I do for you to at least put an ounce of belief into me?
>>6395894
If you want to? Sure.

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>>6395891
The hairs on my tails can be like needles if need be and the tips themselves are razor sharp. You might have issues even handling them.

>>6395894
Feel free to do as you please!

i changed my mind

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>>6395892
YOU'RE KIDDING!?
>She now looks terrified
>>6395894
>>6395899
Alright?
>>6395895
As if they'd actually put one on me, I'm not an animal!
Kehe! I'm not even surprised like this!

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>>6395906
You sure do act like one-- Ahem. Gotta make sure that you're safe and all that, y'know.
Surprised at what? Did you listen to what I just said? What are you surprised at?

Aussa please work at your local McDonalds

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>>6395899
That's ok.

>>6395906
Eh...What's wrong?

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>>6395919
I do not! They keep me locked up in the house most of the time....
Hmpf, that you make everyone angry.
>>6395919
Th-there's no way, you're not supposed to be real!
>>6395916
>When I get a haircut. Might just be a BK or even DQ or Whataburger though.

>>6395929
I'm proud you're following up on everyone's advice yesterday

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>>6395929
Well that's not a nice thing to say. Why do you think that?

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>>6395929
Like... Like Flandre, huh? Hm. The possibility of you coming from an alternate universe just became more and more probable.
Not everyone. MOST people. Even then, it's annoying, not angry. I've gotten a lot better since then, believe me.

>>6395929
I worked at my town's BK for a year. Pay wasn't great but I had a fun time with my co-workers and my manager wasn't a jackass, aslong you weren't slacking off when it was really busy. Which was almost never because hurray living in the middle of nowhere.

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>>6395936
>Don't get excited yet. There's no telling if I'll actually follow through or just lose my motivation again.
>>6395949
>I just hope that even if I do get a job there it won't ruin my skin even worse, as petty as it sounds.
>I also hope I don't fuck up with the interview, because part of the reason I wanted to get work at a B&N or something is because I could genuinely be passionate at the concept.
>>6395938
Flandre who? But why aren't I getting my hopes up?
>>6395937
V-vampires are supposed to just be a myth!

>>6395963
What is your situation like? Have you finished highschool? Are you doing, or have plans to go to Uni/College?

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>>6395963
>she smiles to show her teeth
Well I am very real.

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>>6395963
Flandre something. Sakuya didn't tell me that much about her. Hm... Scar... Flandre Scarlet. I think.
Because you're getting your memories back, of course! We had a really weird relationship, you and me. We keep playfully insulting each other, having small talk, things like that. Even if it didn't start so great.

>>6395972
>Uni/College
>Wanting to be a cuck to the banks

>>6395963
Here is the harsh reality, Aussa. You'll almost never find a job that.s fun and well paid at the same time. To be blunt, you got to suck it up sometimes and do whatever gets you paid.

How can I join circlejerk?

>>6395984
>Pick a character you like
>Collect images for it
>Play that character
>Enter games and RP with games
>Build relationship with interactions in the game

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>>6395972
>I did the former, but haven't gone to college and I don't know about the latter.
>>6395982
>I know. Guess I was just being too hopeful. I sure won't get one just sitting around either.
>>6395977
Th-there's no way!?
>>6395978
Sakuya...? Didn't I...? Hmm.
>She pulls out something that looks...roughly like a phone, and starts messing with it
WHAT memories? I've never been here!

>>6395988
What if I suck at RP?

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>>6395963
Don't lose motivation, winners don't quit.

You can do it.

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>>6395991
Well believe what you want but I am the real deal.
>flaps the wings on her head

>>6395991
But do you have plans to go to college? If not, was you plan really to become a neet for the rest of your life?

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>>6395991
Didn't you...? Not my concern, I guess. It's rude to pull out your phone in a conversation, you know. Man, this is just...
>The hero sighs, placing a hand on his forehead.
You may not have been here before to you, but to me, you've been here multiple times. And I was so close to making you not dislike me, too. If I can at least make you see things through our perspective, it would be a great help.

>>6395992
kys

>>6395992
A lot of people suck at RP

>>6396001
Asperger's is tough man. Lot of people with it really can't hold down a job, though it obviously depends on the severity

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>>6395996
>But I'm a loser.
>>6396001
>I don't know what I want from college honestly. And the plan was to wait for the right moment to get a job. Except I procrastinate.
>>6396004
I'm just checking something with my Navi, I can still pay attention!
And this is all just too crazy. B-but, with that other woman...
>>6395998
>Her legs tremble, and she looks dangerously close to fainting.

>>6396016
You don't look so good...you ok?
>places a hand on your forehead
I don't feel a fever?

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>>6396016
>doubting the ability to improve.

Get rid of the glass ceiling

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>>6396016
...Must be some sort of phone in your universe or something. It's still rude to pull one out. Next time we meet, I'm just going to eat a burger instead of talking just to see how you feel.
Not crazy, legit. You're talking to the United States of AMERICA. Come on. You've seen stranger things before all of this. And come off it, man, she's not going to kill you or anything.

>>6395980
>Not getting a full ride scholarship

>>6396016
Have you had any experience with anything that can be used in a job? Why would an employer choose you for an "enjoyable job", over somebody else?

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>>6396019
>

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>>6396019
>>6396025
>She freezes up at the proximity, looking utterly terrified
>>6396021
It's a PET, like I set.
>Pronounced "pet".
And it's totally normal! I think. This is just too much....
>>6396020
>I've always had low self-esteem.
>>6396023
>The main idea for B&N was since I fucking love books I might be able to help provide, like, suggestions or just be able to help out customers in general to spread stuff like that.
>I wasn't prepared for an internet interview.

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>>6396031
>smiles again
You don't need to be so afraid, I won't bite. You should rest as well.

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>>6396031
Oh-- OH! That's what you meant by... What a really dumb name, in all honesty. Oh, well, what can you do?
¡Venga ya! It's normal, but with the information you just got from me, is it really that fine to be scared by a vampire? Look, I might be scared of ghosts, but you're Kurumi. Beat her up if you have to. Maybe you'll be in a state that'll make you listen to me... You'll get it in time.

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>>6396041
B-b-bu-but you're-you're a....
>>6396042
It's short for, uh...Personal Terminal.
I am a NORMAL, weak little human! I can't fight her!

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What's going on people?

>>6396022
>Aussa

>>6396052
I have to wake up for a funeral in 3 hours

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>>6396052
Absolutely fuckin' nothin'

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>>6396047
P.T. Done. Just made it, like, ten times better than PET. You're welcome.
...No, you're not a normal, weak little human, you're KURUMI, DAMNIT! You're the same gal that survived being beat up by a robot! I'll give you a gun or something, just please give me that small glimmer of hope that you'll be...
>>6396052
Busy trying to make someone remember what life was like before they forgot everything.
Yo... Something about you looks different. Did you get a haircut or something?

>>6396052
Hello Ocelot

I was just writing a poem in how I hate France

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>>6396047
A what?

>>6396052
Nothing much here, cocksucker. Anything going on in the land of people that like to shout ''Hon hon hon'' ?

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>>6396052
VAMPIRES ARE REAL PLEASE HELP.
>>6396068
What's so bad about the name?
And it's a VAMPIRE, a gun won't help me, I don't even know how to use one!
>>6396074
A VAMPIRE!

>>6396078
WII WII WII EIFFEL TOWER

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>>6396063
Why is it important? I mean he's dead, he won't miss you
>>6396065
This thread lacks of risks...
>>6396068
N-no...
>>6396071
I want to hear it
>>6396078
Not much, pretty sunny here, it's all that matters
>>6396082
S-shut up, retard

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>>6396082
Why are you so scared?
>rubs your head

>>6396086
I know. I have to go for the living.

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>>6396082
It sounds dumb, really. Nothing else to it.
Let me translate my words for you, my dude. I can see you're having a hard time understanding me. SLAP. HER. SHIT. You can still be the same gal I know and love, just stop being like me and SLAP HER!
>>6396086
No? Nothing at all? You sure? You seem like you got a haircut, and I just wanted to say that it looks good.
No homo, of course.

>>6396086
Yesterday was a surprisingly pleasant day for a mid-Autumm one over here and today looks the same. Might go outside for a walk in a moment.

>>6396095
Hey Alfred, you have a minute?

>>6396086
Really?

Sure, this is my Poem:

France?
Lamer than vice president Pence


I'm not good at poems

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>>6396097
Why yes, I do have a minute to spare. What's up, my man?

I'm going to bed HG

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>>6396090
>She collapses and starts crawling backwards, away from Vampy
I-I won't taste good, I get kept in doors all day!
>>6396086
I'm serious, help!
>>6396095
I AM NOT MAKING SOMETHING ANGRY THAT CAN KILL ME INSTANTLY.

>>6396099
Homosexual detected by Pence Power Software. Quarantining for reeducation.

>>6396104
Sleep well

>>6396103
I just need a hug. Made it through the visitation fine, now I've got the funeral staring me down and I can't sleep.

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>>6396105
I'm not going to eat you dummy...

>>6396107
>implying I'm gay

Electrocution is fucking boring
20 hours of isolated lock-up and then 4 hours of whipping is much more fun

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>>6396105
I'VE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES IT'S ALMOST COMICAL. SLAP. HER. IF YOU'RE THAT SCARED, JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
>>6396110
Ah, man, that doesn't sound good for you. Here, let the hero help you out.
>The hero gives the man a hug, patting him on the back.
Good on you for making it this far, man.

>>6396117
Resistance is futile. Pence will cure you.

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>>6396120
I'M NOT CRAZY LIKE YOU!
>>6396116
>She curls up in to a ball

>>6396120
>He returns the gesture limply, then curls up on the ground right there
Goodnight Alfred. Keep being the best hero I know.

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>>6396127
YOU'RE GOING TO COME BACK, YOU KNOW IT! Just... Just don't be a coward, man, all it takes is just a slap! Come on! I know you can do it, damn it all!
>>6396132
>He chuckles, placing his hands on his hips and smiling.
Do I have a choice not to be? It's routine at this point, even if it gets me in a lot of trouble. I'm just rambling at this point. Good night, man. Have a good rest.

ded?

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>>6396065
>hugs

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>>6396163
H-h-h-h-h-h-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-r-r-o-o-o-o-o-o-s-s-s-s-s-s-s

n-n-n-n-n-n-e-e-e-e-v-v-v-v-v-v-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-r-r

d-d-d-d-d-d-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e-e-e-e

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>>6396166
>Took me a while to get it

M-Maybe i should go outside and get some fresh air.

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>>6396095
T-thanks, but nothing changed, I'm still the best looking here
>>6396096
Go for it, it's important to go outside
>>6396099
It's bad
>>6396105
Die already

>>6396172
I fucked your wife

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>>6396172
Sounds like you need rest hun.

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>>6396166
Hero, you?

>>6396166
Heros? It's heroes, you moron.

>>6396192
Cute! You are!

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>>6396201
You, care!

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>Yawns.
Good mornink ~de geso...

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>>6396267
Good evening, my fair maiden with squishy locks
>Squishes hair
It's quiet isn't it? You can hear the crickets performing thier midnight sonata!

>>6396267
Neat, the calimari is here

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I'll fucking glass the first cunt that tries to go me

>>6396297
>goes you

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>>6396288
>The tentacle pulls back and gives you a swat on the hand.
Who the squid are you? Why are you touchink me like that ~de geso...?
Talk about creepy ~de geso.

>>6396289
No ~de geso.

>>6396319
>licks your neck

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>>6396297

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>>6396322
>Punches you in the face.
>With several tentacles.

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>>6396304
Listen here you little cunt I'll fuck you up square to go like?
You wanna get fucked broski?
>>6396326
Yeah....

>>6396319
LOOKS LIKE SEAFOOD IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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>>6396381
Well of course there's seafood at the Lemon. It's a beach house restaurant ~de geso.

>>6396413
I am in the mood for some squid and calamari. You?

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>>6396416
Say that again and you'll be the one on the menu ~de geso.

>>6396419
I am in the mood for some squid and calamari. You?

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>>6396441
>

>>6396444
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -

>Pukes in the squid girl's face

If I roll a 7 or 3, you have to post your avatar charts
If I roll something else you post what you're listening too

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>>6396459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE

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>>6396454
>Counters with ink.

Odds loli
Evens loli 2
Dubs host

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>>6396477
Oh.

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>>6396477

>>6396483
are one of those supposed to be illya?

>>6396459
k

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>>6396498
>T-They're supposed to both be versions of his wife, the dead one on him being the real one

>>6396508
kamina plz host

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>>6396512
>I will, but I'm eating right now at the moment.