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Well! You don't waste any time this round.
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>>6393638
...I didn't even get the chance'ta do anything you big meanie...
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>>6393638
I will be the Japan in this trio, as Japan was clearly the most successful of the axis. It's only natural that I, Rohan Kishibe, should find the most success out of this alliance.
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>>6393590
It's a FRYday. I won't be so hotheaded.
>>6393597
Oh it's a wonderful place. You can kiss disneyland goodbye, because here we have fun games! Like see who can kill who the fastest!
>>6393632
Why would I argue with a caveman such as yourself? I know the only way you people learn is through a lesson. One I will be happy to teach Teehee~
>>6393618
Like an eye and flesh...yup. Cold as a corpse.
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>>6393638
And... Here we go! Who did I hit?
...Лaтвия? Oh.
>>6393655
No hard feelings, дa? I didn't mean to throw it at you, it was just a miscalculated throw!
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>>6393638
OF FUCKING COURSE! IM EITHER THE FIRST TO GO OR IN THE FINAL FOUR. FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERY ONE IN THIS GAME.
AND FUCK THAT RETARD WHO SPED READ A THESAURUS AND WANTS TO SHOW OFF.
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>>6393638
Oh, dear! How rude!
>>6393620 (Alfred)
Not if you keep hiding yourself!
>>6393626 (Iroh)
Hmmm. I think it's...midnight now? But still, I always did prefer the night.
>>6393668
What's Disneyland? Hmh, how utterly uncouth.
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>>6393638
And it would seem I return with a vengeance.
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>>6393673
Well then what were'ya tryin'ta hit?
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>>6393668
my man, you'd be doing a great favour to everyone by remEMBERing that advice
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>>6393638
Being at war and being a spy is two very different things. All this brutality confirms it.
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>>6393638
I'm sorry!
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>>6393680
Oho, reduced to yelling and screaming? Of course. I expected this much, it's infantile, truly. I wish your parents well, or at least, I would, if they hadn't produced such a horrid child. In a way, it's also their fault for even having you. Don't you feel horrible to cause your parents that level of grief? I'm sure I would, if I were useless scum in society, but of course, I am not.
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>>6393693
Awww, but I wanna die
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>>6393687
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The ground next to you. To test my aim, дa? I mean, why would I kill Лaтвия?
>>6393693
Здpaвcтвyйтe! Meня зoвyт Poccия! I'm the biggest country in the world, дa?
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>>6393681
So long as you are at home with yourself and the place you're in then it is unfaultable. Unfortunately, where I am is currently chilly, so I can't go on my strolls as often as I'd like.
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>>6393681
I... Dude, it seriously isn't hard to answer it. The answer was "two" FOUR TIMES. Logically, it isn't hard to answer it. From the top, once again!
How many fingers am I holding up?
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>>6393681
That being said, remembering to post an image would also likely help.
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>>6393691
Oh i'm just warming up.
I LAVA good pun.
>>6393681
Oh you must be some sort of urchin. How terrible for you to never have visited the Magic Kingdom. At least you can have fun slaughtering people here,right? Wait till you tell the kids at your school that!
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>>6393693
>Gonna screencap the Iroh event for Kuga.
Please watch your st-
>>6393703
Oh. I'm happy for you?
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>>6393706
Well your aim's good. I'll give'ya that...
You killed me 'cause someone's gotta win these things...right?
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>>6393729
ayyy
spitting these hot flames aren't too much of a challenge for you, huh?
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>>6393668
Sounds like someone's a wee bit insecure, there's need to project all of your frustrations on me bucko. There's a game worry about and you just lost it.
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>>6393730
The untimely death of two muscleheads.
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>>6393730
It's only natural that you would want an autograph. Here, the first will be free of charge, from the kindness of my heart.
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>>6393730
WAIT, NO I CHANGE MY MIND!
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>>6393730
...Здpaвcтвyйтe! Meня зoвyт Poccия! I am the biggest country in the world, and most of my land is dominated by the snow!
>>6393733
Technically, it was a bad throw because I hit you and not the ground next to you.
...Right. I don't want to kill you willingly, because who would want to kill a child? Not me, дa?
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If dubs, I shove a cabbage up Junko's ass.
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>>6393738
>>6393729
This competition is heating up, if I do say so myself.
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>>6393730
Everyone seems to have split up for this day. And everyone keeps giving their socks to Mr. Boss.
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>>6393716
>She folds her arms silently
>>6393712
Can't you just wear more? I just love the moonlight....
>>6393729
You're assuming a lot about me, stranger~.
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>>6393783
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Two. You've either lost your memory, or I'm wearing too much black.
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>>6393781
Well, I was half right. One of them did bite the dust.
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>>6393730
Just wait, Lady Sariel...all in due time.
>>6393781
Keh? What's with the socks!?
>Miss Boss.
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>>6393743
Oh no, whatever shall I do? Oh wait. I'll just continue being better than you! Ahaha~
>>6393738
>>6393772
What can I say? I like to brighten peoples days!
It's a blast!
>>6393783
It really doesn't matter. I'm right anyways.
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>>6393670(Iroh)
I would not waste a second with my second chance! I have been trying to make it as enjoyable as I can even if fate itself wants to stop me at times.
>>6393668
As troublesome as it can be, those can be easily hidden away. The cold part...
It's not like many people touch me.
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>>6393796
>Punches in the fucking face
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>>6393807
With good reason, don't want to catch something now would we?
>>6393811
I'm glad you enjoy this, most people are fuming!
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>>6393781
Two many people want to kill themselves. As that happens, someone was lucky enough to get another bomb.
>>6393800
Ah. My mistake, miss.
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I wanted to trade pokes with HG, but the dang thing stopped working!
>His Poptart Animal Crossing 3DS is drenched with saliva due to an obvious reason.
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>>6393821
these puns are smo-kay at best, in my opinion
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>>6393792
You're still hiding!
>>6393805
You're wrong~. I slipped away from the manor just to have some fun.
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>>6393764
Yeah but...meh...
A loooootta people. Have'ya seen some of the games?
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>>6393783
I could easily, but it halves the enjoyment of a stiff breeze and a light load. It also doesn't help that moonlight is hard to come by here. Overcast is the rule, not the exception.
>>6393805
A fiery personality will certainly do that.
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>>6393805
I've already set the record high buttercup, there's no use in trying.
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>>6393818
>the lich flinches slightly caught off guard but quickly regains his posture and pulls out a small rag wiping his face free of dirt
Is there something you desir-
>>6393825
Dammit, you distracted me...
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>>6393843
Your point being? It's like a sequence of numbers! A riddle! I may not be the smartest of people, but even I can figure it out easily!
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>>6393824
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>>6393825
That's a more extravagant suicide than most.
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>>6393858
Don't say anything about biting dust around me. I will sue you. My lawyers will not leave you alone, so help me God. At least, that's what I would say, if I weren't perfectly capable of handling this situation alone. Yes, you heard correctly, I am above even divine intervention. You will cease letting that combination of words escape your mouth, do you understand?
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>>6393807
Excellent to hear. New opportunities are never to be wasted.
>>6393841
Oh stop and drop that line of thought. We're on a roll.
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>>6393821
That's what I say myself. Not that it stops some of the comments I get.
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>>6393845
Technicalities, my friend.
I have, and most of those people do it unwillingly... Unless they actually mean to do it, the monsters. I may not be the most stable of people, but trust me when I say I didn't want to do it, дa?
>>6393869
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It must be the Netherlands doing what he always does again. Hm.
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>>6393860
I told you I wouldn't do it if you kept hiding.
>>6393850
Kehe...your land sounds depressing.
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>>6393869
I wonder what Trish is up too?
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>>6393840
Yo, MK! Did'ya get that thing from Alphy?! I've never seen anything like it!
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>>6393883
You... Did? Last I checked, you just said I should stop hiding myself but I said "No". Am I the forgetful one here?
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>>6393841
>>6393850
My skills are amazing and my moves blazing. So go ahead and get to praising.
>>6393856
I'm sure I have won more prestigious games. But congratulations on your exhibition wins! It so nice of you to entertain the plebs who can't watch the real stars.
>>6393879
What? Like brain eater,zombie,dead brain?
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>>6393871
Nobody likes mangakas!!
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>>6393883
It has its moments, albeit few and far between.
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>>6393871
My, my, someone thinks highly of their lawyer's power, don't they?.... What is a lawyer anyways?
>The lich begins to scratch his head
Given how much praise you give them, I can only assume that they are high ranking priests no?
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>>6393869
Peace is hard to come by here but this is the most peaceful one yet. Not that it stops someone from dying.
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>>6393881
...I trust'ya, Alfred. You've always been good'ta me.
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>>6393866
ch-chaika?
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>>6393915
I'm not sure if I should be flattered or worried.
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>>6393886
Yeah, dude! I bet she has one for you, too!
Maybe I can watch you play it? Haha!
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>>6393892
Do it!
>>6393899
How could something like that ever be worthwhile
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>>6393915
When in doubt? Vodka! Vodka is the solution to everything, дa?
>>6393917
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I'm Alfred? Ignoring that remark, however, I would only do it if absolutely necessary. Which is extremely rare.
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>>6393915
>She stares, or rather leers, at the other three the entire time
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Thanks for the (You)s on the last thread guys, Have this tiny ass sketch and now I'll go to sleep
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>>6393926
No! I'm quite comfortable with being faceless, and I don't want to be punched in the face!
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>>6393898
Even after I so kindly assisted you?! I should have learned to expect this from punk children! Millions around the world appreciate my works, you must be braindead to not realize it! I, Rohan Kishibe, will rise to the top in front of your eyes, and you will see just how much power I have over you!
>>6393903
Praise? Ha! They would be out of business if not for my constant flow of funding. I'm a very successful mangaka, I'll have you know, and I have more than enough money to continue pressing you with legal charges for the rest of your decaying process, monster. The fact that you have no idea what a lawyer even is is laughable indeed, though what's even more amusing is your choice of attire! Did you choose to wear tire hubcaps on your shoulders, or was that an accident? Hahaha!
I can guarantee you that you have no idea who you're messing with. I suggest you take my advice.
>>6393937
>Fuckin beautiful
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>>6393911
Both metaphorically and literally. I just have a steaming passion for fighting.
>>6393843
Haha~ Looks like we are alike!
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>>6393915
You can learn a lot from taking care of someone.
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>>6393924
D'ya'think she has more than one?! That'd be awesome!
>>6393933
Oh, uhh...whoops. You look kinda like him, heheh...
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>>6393937
>It's honestly beautiful. I think Sqiugly gave you a (You) last thread, though. However, good on you, lad, and have a good sleep.
>>6393949
Here, have my faucet. Catch it if you can!
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>>6393949
>tealord dies of thirst
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>>6393949
No, impossible. I have no need for such a thing, regardless. It would only hinder my writing process.
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>>6393956
>>6393933
Dude, see? They all look the same!
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>>6393895
Actually I haven't heard of those in a while. It's actually been about how pretty they think I am. And how... they want to do those kinds of things to me.
>>6393878
But of course! This is one in a lifetime chance after all! I just wished it couldn't happen. I had thought I would've lived to your age at least.
>>6393937
I probably should've posted my image when I did that. It's a beautiful piece though. May you rest well.
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>>6393926
Its not about today, but about tomorrow. Its also just weather. Mostly. The people are awful, the taxes are ludicrous but I have land waiting for me and a home, and most importantly every intention to make the most of what once was, and restore what was lost to the area. Peace of mind, and open hearts.
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>>6393937
Huh? Is that me? With wings?
>Cute. Thanks! Niiight.
>>6393947
I wonder if Mugetsu's noticed yet.... Kehe~. Maybe only with one or two things. I don't see myself attacking people just like that.
>>6393940
I don' even have strong arms.
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>>6393895
I've one the lottery more times than I could count on. Entertaining the plebs is the line of work I'm establishing as we speak! None-the-less a seasoned fashionista such as yourself sure has garnered quite the attention.
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>>6393956
>>6393965
I do? Do we really all look the same? But... My nose, and my aura of intimidation and my hair and height... Do you both need glasses?
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>>6393949
Uh, just how are they proving it?
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>>6393974
That's what they all say, and then they sock you in the face and leave you in a world of hurt! I'm smarter than you think, you know.
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>>6393984
...I have been proven mistaken.
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>>6393984
I've almost forgotten her face....
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>>6393942
....Mangaka...? Am I suppose to know what that is? You surely do enjoy spouting gibberish.
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>>6393963
You should see all the times I've failed to start a fire. Its embarassing.
>>6393970
It seems you are very much living to me. You are not dead until the ripples your actions have left on the world have gone still.
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>>6393997
You don't even know the legacy of manga! HA! HAHAHA! I would pity you if you weren't so truly dim-witted! Excuse me, I have no time for creatures with such horrid taste in pastimes. It only makes sense, as I'm sure you also lack a brain in that dense skull of yours.
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>>6393972
Kehe, you sound too attached to it even if I wanted to convince you to leave, stranger~.
>>6393990
But look at me....
>She is absolutely tiny and skinny as can be.
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>>6393984
I see that most of everyone is a noshow.
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>>6393970
Oh those kind of comments...They must be pretty desperate to want a corpse.
>>6393974
Try it. It's fun.
>>6393976
I'd prefer to not have any attention, it gets annoying after a while.
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>>6393965
>>6393980
Glasses? Those are for nerds!
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>>6394014
Yep, you look just like me when I was younger. When I was your age, I used to swing around buffalo without a sweat! And I was just a COLONY! Looks can deceive, you know, so I think you're trying to trick me like the cunning gal you are!
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>>6394026
>He suddenly realizes he doesn't have ears as well.
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>>6394017
I don't know why nobody goes to the feast...
>Yummy, rations
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Why won't the cute girl avas marry me? (´・ω・`)
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>>6394017
Just weather this out a little longer. I'll make you a cup of tea when this is over.
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>>6393984
Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth! I am Russia~
>>6394026
Which would be perfect for you, of course. How do me and him look the same? Is my nose nonexistent to you or something?
>>6394040
You didn't catch my faucet... Which means you must perish for such insolence, дa?
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>>6394021
Keh? But I'm not even big enough to do something like that!
>>6394032
You don't even know how old I am!
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>>6394040
You think you escaped? HA! I LET you escape, child! No one insults Rohan Kishibe and lives!
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>>6394021
I can relate to that, honestly.
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>>6394014
What can I say? I've already spread my roots, for better or worse.
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>>6394009
>The skeleton has already stopped listening to the man spouting on about manga
My, this one enjoys hearing itself talk.
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>>6394047
Appearances can deceive! When I was your PHYSICAL age, I swung around buffalo without a sweat! There! Is that better?
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>>6394000
If only more people would have that view, sir. Myself included. Oh! I don't believe I gotten your name. Mine is Sienna Contiello. You may also call me Squigly.
>>6394021
How do you think I feel? Quite frank;y it's both flattering and disturbing.
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>>6394053
OH really? i think you can't touch a marcial artist.
If you are ready, try again.
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>>6394070
Martial artist
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>>6394058
Far be it from me to say anything on the matter~. As long as you enjoy yourself.
>>6394063
That's not even possible....
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>>6394040
That man took down a country. As for the other, you should've gone to the feast. as for the last, I don't have anything to say to you.
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>>6394077
Then let me introduce you to me. What use is realism if you can just swing buffalo around without a sweat? Lemme let you in on a secret, Crummy; I have superstrength.
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>>6394083
Many others have done that, you see, so it's nothing special. I think I was just having an off day, дa?
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>>6394047
So? Just be more sneaky. That would actually be your advantage since no one would expect you.
>>6394056
Mmhmm. Suddenly everyone wants a piece of you. Either it's revenge or something else...can't even enjoy a day anymore.
>>6394064
It's probably going to be the only positive comments you are going to get around here.
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>>6394064
Ah, yes, it seems we did fail proper greetings, didn't we? I am a man of many titles, but only one name. You may call me Iroh. And more importantly... I sell quality tea at reasonable prices.
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>>6394083
Why did you carve his name if you didn't... I'm so lost.
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>>6394083
Fucking parachute!! this going to hurt...
>At least I'm still a man
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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
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>>6394060
Given up, have you? It's only natural, you're doing literary battle with the greatest mangaka of all time, you know. None have ever beaten me in the verbal arena, and none will. I'll let you off easily this time and only this time, skeleton, but if I hear another utterance of that phrase you will hear from my lawyers. Did I mention they're the best money can buy? They are. You would be right to be afraid.
Well, I'm a busy mangaka, I have important things to do, and important people to shake hands with. Of course, you wouldn't know about any of that. Street urchins don't have many fans to greet them. Enjoy your insubstantial life, while I write prizewinning manga and lounge on my 120,000 yen armchairs.
Giving up on an argument so easily.. Hmph. It almost makes me want to continue to antagonize you just for the fun of it, but of course, I won't. Do you know why? It's because I'm above you, you heathen. Remember your place in this world. You get to the top by climbing a broken ladder! I have made the climb! I, Rohan Kishibe, stand above all others in my field, through sheer hard work alone! Something you have never experienced! That is what separates you from a professional like me!
Now, I'll be taking my leave. Refrain from speaking with me in the future unless you wish to buy my manga. It's a world best-seller, you know. You're missing out by not reading it. I suggest you pick up a copy. Would you like to hear a synopsis?
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>>6394101
You can't really spend a day to yourself in your own home, without getting decked in the face.
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>>6394101
I would beg to differ! Any that has head me sing can attest to that. You are quite catty tonight, Ash.
>>6394103
A pleasure to meet you, Iroh! I was always fond of tea in my youth. Just how reasonable are your prices?
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>>6394115
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>>6394106
Well the post has a reason to do that. What a sad death for him. I think he wanted something greater.
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>>6394045
Hey, I'm not a nerd! And you...you just do, okay?!
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>>6394060
>rests above your throne
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>>6394101
But why would I want to do that anyways?
>>6394089
That's not possible!
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>>6394117
Burn those pictures will ya?
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>>6394143
...I did this for my manga. I wanted to experience what..
>Cough
..Falling.. Out of a tree.. Felt like..
>>6394149
AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP!
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>>6394158
Hurry up and burn them.
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>>6394143
I reflexively grabbed my own seeing that. Final three.
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>>6394145
That's what they all say, дa? If I put glasses on you, you would look like that kid that everyone comes to for homework answers. Which is a good thing, of course.
I just do? Ah, this will be annoying when others begin to say that me and him look the same.
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>>6394166
WE ALREADY FOUND KIRA! GO AWAY, VOICE IN MY HEAD!
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>>6394117
>>6394143
.........Seems like you bite the dust, ant.
>>6394146
I surely hope you intend to clean that up when you are done.
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>>6394173
...Expect a call from my lawyers. I'm going to bleed your pockets dry, fucker.
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>>6394077
It can't be all bad. After all, I have peppermint growing outside my window.
>>6394137
So reasonable that I've largely forgotten them! Rather, its free to everyone here so long as they aren't too far gone.
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>>6394148
Psst, Crummy. I have superstrength, and no matter how many times you say I don't, I do. What's the matter?
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>>6394132
I take it that you are speaking from experience...
>>6394137
Whatever do you mean? I'm just being normal me! Ahaha~
>>6394148
Because it's fun? Live a little, yeesh.
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>>6394172
Then what's the point of having them?
Burn them already.
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>>6394169
Don't know if this Sundae is numbing my senses, but I'm smelling a white haired demon another than me.
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>>6394171
I'd like'ta see you TRY'ta put glasses on me.
Well, when you guys speak, you're different. You use those weird words sometimes, but Alfred doesn't.
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>>6394186
FINE! I WILL!
>The fantastic, beautiful mangaka walks all the way home, digs out a box of pictures, takes them outside, and drops a lit match into the box. Unfortunately, the wind is strong that day and his entire house catches fire again.
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>>6394179
I can say from experience, those sort of robes don't have pockets.
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>>6394179
Truly, I am shaking in my boots. Now come back when you either decide to use your own strength as a threat or you lose the silly tiara.
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>>6394169
Three different stories here tonight. Makes me wonder how this will end.
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>>6394202
Cue cue cue~
What now master?
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>>6394209
>Lt Dante ain't got no legs.
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>>6394185
Yup. Which is why I choose to live reclusely as possible, despite the amount of people vandalizing my home.
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>>6394183
Hmpf. I won't believe a thing that you say until you show yourself.
>>6394185
Gengetsu and the gatekeeper take care of all the fighting I need, silly. Even Mugetsu can handle it, why do I need that?
>>6394185
Hmm? I've never seen those before. Do you eat them?
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>>6394203
Ah, you see, it's a figure of speech. Many writers use them to emphasize points or refrain from repeating themselves too drastically. I can forgive you for not knowing, as I'm sure in your age you're bound to forget a few things.
>>6394208
...This headband was custom-made by Gucci, it is not a tiara.
>>6394215
I'm not your master and you're dead. You're just a voice in my head. Go away or I'll bring you back from the dead and kick your ghost's ass.
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>>6394173
Sure, although it does make for some beautiful decor.
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>>6394180
Is that so? How wonderful! This may be early but I dare say you have a regular now.
>>6394185
Just a little more womanly tonight. Just a little. All those digs at me is what I expect of a lady.
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_____ like vore
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>>6394209
Final two. A previous winner and a darkhorse. Who shall win this time?
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>>6394239
I-I love you.
Let's get married.
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>>6394193
I will someday, my friend. I simply don't have any on me. I'll steal Alfred's and use his instead, дa?
He's considering learning another language so he can honour his diversity. Anyway, we don't look the same. His eyes, my hair, my faucet... What makes you think I'm him? It is appearance, not voice.
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>>6394237
>bites neck
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>>6394247 <--
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>>6394250
Rooting my post.
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>>6394256
But I think Alfred needs those...
Uh...to tell'ya the truth, a loooootta humans look the same'ta me. They got different colors n'stuff, yeah, but still.
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>>6394227
I caaaaaan't. I don't have the guts to show myself since someone else is here instead of me. And because you might punch me despite forgetting about me. Which is sad.
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>>6394250
What an ending. Can't say I saw it coming at all.
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>>6394235
Truly nothing gets past this guy.
>>6394239
Great to hear! The more, the merrier, of course.
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>>6394225
How did you manage to piss so many people off?
>>6394227
Are they here now? Didn't think so.
>>6394239
Surprise surprise! You shouldn't assume so much you know.
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>>6394271
Well done! It's just going to be a challenge to make tis card.
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>>6394235
It looks a tad silly on you. Though I suppose it fits your color palette of.... Green...
>>6394237
It has an appeal, however, the maids will just try frantically to clean it up.
>>6394279
Congratulations that post, and thank you for hosting once more.
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>>6394271
>my filler won when my main bit the dirt in the bloodbath
awesome
Thanks for hosting best girl.
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>>6394267
Oh, you'd be surprised. Watch Superman sometime and you'll understand why he wears glasses.
If you said that to any of the Asian countries, they would be furious. They might look the same because of twins, but their fingerprints are drastically different.
>>6394279
Congratulations to the post, and thank you for hosting.
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>>6394279
Make it an infinity shot of screenshotted screenshots
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>>6394279
Quite a long show this time.
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>>6394295
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>6394295
Thanks a bunch for the game. I'm getting tired so I'm gonna hit the hay, goodnight.
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>>6394279
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>>6394279
Congrats!
>>6394295
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6394288
What's a Superman?
I just calls'em like I sees'em, and humans look the same'ta me.
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>>6394291
Revolver Ocelot?
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>>6394272
Yes, and that diligence is the cause of my success. Well, one of the many causes, of course.
>>6394285
You're forgetting the contrast of the purple undershirt.
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>>6394274
My innate ability in being such a natural born talent. That's what. Fighters prowess.
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>>6394269
Come on, just do it, what's the big deal?
>>6394271
Eeww....
>>6394274
Well, maybe Mugetsu is...and so? It's not like I'm gonna start any fights, right?
>>6394279
Uhm. Congrats? And thank you, miss?
>>6394227
>>6394180
>Whoops.
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>>6394313
Revolver Ocelot
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>>6394307
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>>6394312
A movie. If you see it, watch it, and you'll get it.
They don't all look the same. Place a Ukrainian next to an Ethiopian and they'll both look different. You understand, дa?
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>>6394313
Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
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>>6394320
Oh, well, you could chew on the leaves for flavor, yes, but its a form of mint an can be used to make many sorts of treats and used in teas.
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>>6394314
At the very least you have chosen one acceptable color.
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>>6394320
My pride, and the fact that you might just remember me and be upset. A lot of things. If I just show you my face for one second, will you be happy?
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>>6394255
Oh my! Well, this is so sudden! You must forgive me but I can't do that.
>>6394272
Very wonderful indeed! I can expect you to come around more often, sir?
>>6394274
You are completely right. I had assumed you was a man. Appears I was wrong on that thought! Ohohohoho!
>>6394320
Miss Kurumi? Are you okay?
>>6394285
>>6394287
>>6394288
>>6394299
>>6394312
It was a pleasure once again. Thank you for attending.
>>6394291
>>6394307
>>6394330
>>6394332
You guys are amazing. Thank you for the help.
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>>6394349
Of course, I'm no barbarian. Rarely will you catch the great Rohan Kishibe wearing the same outfit twice. Each has its charm, and I prefer to continue rotating my color scheme evenly throughout the year. I'm sure that's a luxury you've never known, however, so of course I don't expect you to understand.
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>>6394563
My attendance in the games is known to be spotty at best, and I can never say for sure whether I will be here the next day or some time a month for now, but rest assured, I always return.
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>>6394340
Huh, alright. Maybe Alphy 's heard of it. She loooves movies!
I meant humans of the same color. Some are yellow, some are brown, n'they look different!
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>>6394345
Hmm...the staff has something to lean, now don't they...? Thanks, stranger!
>>6394563
Huh? Pardon me? I'm fine! Do I know you?
>>6394350
'Happy'. I'll stop being annoyed!
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>>6394320
If you want to play, here. I am afraid you are going to.
>>6394319
So they are just jealous of just being born better? I know that all too well.
>>6394563
You were right the first time...Ah I suppose I shouldn't expect much from a child, specially one who has lost half of their brain. But let's grow up here.
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>>6394586
From what I have heard, Alphys likes anime instead of Western Movies. Try it, but I am unsure on if you'll understand it.
Not yellow, that is because of the work conditions they live in... Ah. You still get my point regardless. If you placed me next to my sister, would we look the same?
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I hope you enjoy sir.
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>>6394285
As long as I am fed well making thread is of no issue, plus it has value t-
>>6394258
>falls out of her hammock on onto the floor fighting desperately against the ant
>>6394279
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
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>>6394602
But it's super cute seeing you annoyed. Okay, I'm ready, but you gotta try NOT to punch me when you see who it is. 'Kay?
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>>6394571
Why change perfection? I could sit here and explain to you all of which my ensemble can do for me. However, I feel I would just be wasting my time on another insect that values gold over skill.
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>>6394607
Oh, yeah, that's what they're called! "Anime"! Yeah! She might still have it, 'cause she just picks up a lotta stuff at the dump for research.
You got a sister? What's her name?
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>>6394604
Well, I've gotten this far without it, haven't I?
>>6394624
Just hurry up!
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>>6394604
You still pale in comparison to me. Hehe...
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>>6394573
How reassuring. I shall be there whenever you return.
>>6394602
You do, miss! Or at least you did. Could you tell me something?
>>6394604
Oh come now, Ms. Ashley. Comments like that is unbecoming of a blossom like yourself.
>>6394619
You are quite welcome.
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>>6394619
Are you alright there? You appear to be having difficulties.
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>>6394625
You think I care about money? Hilarious! I don't do what I do for money, no, I couldn't care less. I wish only to be a mangaka for my own personal satisfaction. Draining other people that are full of themselves of their money, well, that's just an added bonus. Now, run off and iron your rags. Continue telling yourself that such unappealing clothing has charm.
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>>6394631
The cartoons with the large eyes and very strange plots? What most of the people here look like? Yes, that is anime. Superman is a movie, дa?
...Two, actually. Ukraine, and Belarus. Both are pretty, but both... I am not on good terms with them, to be frank.
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>>6394619
>Is crushed and dies.
>The nest will survive anyway.
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>>6394651
Okay, okay! Jeez, still the pushy person I know and love...
>The figure takes off his mask, his hair and eyes seeming somewhat familiar. He smiles, putting a finger up to his lips.
Don't tell nobody, but I snuck out of home and hid in the back just because I could. 'Sup, Kurumi?
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>>6394663
Yeah, that sounds like what Alphy watches! And i guess Superman is a movie? I dunno, that's what'ya told me.
Why's that? Did'ya fight each other over a cookie or somethin'?
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>>6394657
>>6394674
>quickly gets up and dusts herself off
I was bit.
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>>6394662
Delusion is a common trait you humans share, charming as it may be there is a limit to how endearing it can be.
>>6394691
.....By? Was it something poisonous?
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>>6394687
Then it is anime, my friend. Superman was a very popular movie back on the surface. I cannot stop repeating that phrase, and I am a bit concerned on if I'm boring you or not.
Ah... It was after the Soviet Union fell, for me and Ukraine. She began to be afraid of me whenever I was around, and I simply don't know why. As for me and Belarus? Well...
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>>6394608
Thank you wife. This wincard is almost as pretty as you.
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>>6394651
Yeah, but you won't make it anywhere here with that attitude. Oh well, I can't complain that there is another stone for me to step on here.
>>6394653
Haha~ you poor man...so misled.
>>6394656
Yes yes, Shame your parents aren't around to teach you better. And your best substitute is a snake, oh my. I have half a mind to send you to an orphanage.
Shame, I thought we could have a nice friendship. But you gotta grow up first!
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>>6394602
No problem! And I do recommend growing some yourself, its quite a hardy plant, can grow just about anywhere, and its delicious.
>>6394656
Excellent to hear. I've found that many of my old friends no longer partake or attend as they once did.
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>>6394709
Nah, I love hearin' about stuff from the Surface! What's Superman like?!
The...Soviet Union? What's that?
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>>6394714
You've yet to prove otherwise...bucko.
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Good evening, how have you all been?
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>>6394733
What is Superman like? Hm. A kind, caring superhero that is always there whenever you need him. The pinnacle of justice, although he isn't without his flaws.
A group of countries in East Europe and Northern Asia. There were... Eighteen? Fifteen? Twelve? I am unsure, but I was the biggest country within the Soviet Union. My sisters, the Baltics and a few others were a part of it.
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>>6394656
Hmm? And what might that be? Oh, nice costume!
>>6394681
...Who are you? Why does everyone here know my name?
>>6394714
Hmpf! I am not a rock!
>>6394716
Hmmm..I bet there's room in the garden!
>>6394752
Everyone seems to know who I am....
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>>6394705
Just an ant I believe.
>>6394752
Hello cutie.
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>>6394713
You really do know how to flatter a lady. But please stop calling me that. I feel I may just burn my clothes with how red I am feeling.
>>6394714
Is is a shame. Alas, it must happen. It is not well to befriend such an unproper lady in the first place.
>>6394716
I see. It is quite sad to outlive them. But if I and a few others can attest, nothing ever stays dead. It's always possible that they'll come back.
>>6394752
Welcome, Ms. Yuubari. You are making your rounds quite late this time.
>>6394768
I would hope that you didn't think it was a costume. Do you know who Ms. Elly is? She had a scythe?
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>>6394747
Hmm? I won a belt here in that rigginsmania or whatever stupid name it's called. I think that's prrof enough.
>>6394752
Could be better. At least you are here to break up the monotony.
>>6394768
You sure are smart as one! Teehee~
>>6394783
I know right? At least you are self aware on how unproper you are. It's a start.
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>>6394752
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>>6394770
For a spider, it appears common insects are catching you off your guard.
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>>6394752
Busy wondering what made a friend of mine forget everybody. How's it been, my fella in silver?
>>6394768
Really? Am I that unfamiliar to ya? This is both good, and really heartbreaking. The name's Alfred. Alfred F. Jones. America, if you wanna be fancy. The United States of America, if you wanna be fancier.
You came here for a while, dude. I think I caught your name, and then our relationship deteriorated from there. What's up?
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>>6394763
Oh! Oh! Like Undyne?! She's really strong and brave but also really cool and nice!
Huh, cool! What happened to it?
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>>6394752
>>6394808
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>falls onto the floor all drunk an shit
pls give me (you)'s. They'll help me sober up.
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>>6394820
Like Undyne, but a man and more... Ah... Handsome, I suppose. I don't know what Undyne and Superman don't have in common, you see.
Well, during 1991, the Soviet Union disbanded and we all became independent countries instead of all acting as one. It was a strange period of time, but we learnt to live without it, дa?
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>>6394804
Good for you buttercup, but I had a response in mind that I was deftly prepared for. Oh well.
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>>6394768
Huh? Are you bothered by people knowing you or something? Well I don't recall meeting you if that makes you feel any better.
>>6394770
Cutie? Hearing that come from you sounds kinda odd.
>>6394783
It's not that late, I think. Any luck?
>>6394804
That's unfortunate, but what do you expect me to do?
>>6394808
>>6394830
>There probably needs to be more parodies of that image.
>>6394816
Maybe they hit their head or something. I'm quite alright for now despite the cold, but I don't want to wait much longer on warming up here so I'm going to get a fire going. That's assuming no one minds.
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>>6394848
I guess that means Undyne's a Supermonster? That's awesome!
Oh...alright. Is that why you and your sisters don't talk?
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>>6394804
So hard of hearing as well. It appears I am not the only one in need of an extra ear.
>>6394851
Well it is almost two in the morning. I'm sorry but could you refresh me on what you mean?
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>>6394804
You don't know anything about me!
>>6394783
...Huh? Did she actually take a break for once?
>>6394816
I've never been here before in my life!
>>6394851
It doesn't make any sense at all! People are calling me "Vampire", too!
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>>6394851
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>>6394809
I tend to not pay much attention.
>>6394851
It's a compliment.
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Y-you guys suck. I'd give you attention if you were attention posting..you're my friends...
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>>6394849
What's stopping you from saying it now hmm?
>>6394851
Entertain me of course!
>>6394865
You could use a brain too. But you would probably end up eating it or something.
>>6394867
Not like I want to either. You little girls are a dime a dozen here. Sometimes I can't tell who is who.
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>>6394851
There needs to be less.
The less pictures I'm in with Yato the better
>>6394830
What the hell are you looking at?
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>>6394860
Similar to Superman, but... Yes, she is a Supermonster. Feel free to praise her wheneve you can.
Well, after the Soviet Union fell, Ukraine ran away for some unknown reason. She said that me and her were through, but I still see her around time to time. I don't know what the matter is. Belarus? It's... It's a long, long story. We talk, but...
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>>6394871
I believe you are lucky that you have your looks . I believe you may have been killed by a human long ago otherwise.
>>6394876
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>>6394886
Hmpf. At least nobody already knows who you are!
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>>6394851
They could have, but I dunno what made them forget everyone. Did the car crash in my area affect her so hard she forgot everyone? What a horrific thought.
Eh, I think you need permission from the owners of the arena before you do that. Isn't there, like, a bush fine or something if you light a fire without anyone knowing?
>>6394867
You... You have, though. I distinctly remember you being upset by me saying something that set you off, and then I tried to apologise to you and you didn't have it. Then, uh... I think it got better. How much do you remember, my dude?
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>tfw you fall asleep on your keyboard and wakes up the day after
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>>6394886
There's no use saying when it could happen instantly. But I doubt a head like yours could withstand such pressure. . . . .in so many ways than one.
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>>6394867
I wouldn't know.
>She smiles widely.
But it's good to know that you still remember her. Can you tell me what else do you remember?
>>6394886
Retreading your previous jokes. Have you ran out of material already? But really, Mr. Ash. It has been fun. I never get to talk with someone like that.
>>6394876
Sorry. I don;t know how to deal with drunk people.
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>>6394888
Nothing in particular.
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>>6394865
Last time we spoke I believe you were having some kind of trouble performing for larger groups of people. Have you gotten any better at that?
>>6394867
If you think it's strange, it probably is. So are you a vampire since you mention people calling you one?
>>6394869
>Still not enough.
>>6394871
It sounds like you're hitting on me. Maybe I'm wrong, but I get the impression that isn't normal for your kind to be interested in someone like me.
>>6394886
I don't have any decent jokes that are coming to mind, so I guess I'll have to disappoint. >>6394888
>That's not what I meant and you know it.
>>6394916
They've never cared before, so I'm doing it.
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>>6394900
I always do! Except when she tries'ta practice with me and hurts me and I cry and call her a meanie...that's not fun...
Uhh...you could try makin' them pie! Tori does that whenever our friends are fightin' and it always works!
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>>6394904
I do have means of erection.
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>>6394948
Ah right! I still have some trouble but I have felt better about it. I have been even thinking of giving lessons to others.
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>>6394948
I'm interested in everybody, so how does dinner sound?
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>>6394914
I don't really care. I know who I am, that's all that matters.
>>6394934
Ahaha~ If you are suggesting what I think you are suggesting. Good luck catching me.
>>6394937
Finally! Someone who I can have some banter with. You may just be my favorite person here Squigly.
>>6394948
I'm sure you can do something, dance or tell a story. I grow bored.
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>>6394955
>PROTECTION
>FUCKING AUTO CORRECT
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>>6394950
Is that so? Then tell her you don't like it and would appreciate it if you ceased it at once. Simple, дa?
Pie? Ah, I would consider it if it was that easy, my friend. This is something that's been going on for a long, long time and I am unsure WHEN it will stop. It's hard to explain.
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>>6394965
Well, it's just that she kinda gets carried away sometimes. When she doesn't trainin' is really fun and helps us both!
...Two pies?
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>>6394955
>>6394964
I could only imagine what it could be if an ant presents problems.
>Smooth.
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>>6394972
I see. If she gets carried away, just remind her to tone it done next time! It would save a lot of tears in the future, my friend, and that is the truth.
...Pie wouldn't help, my friend. Even if it's delicious, her fear of me would stop her from coming here with me and Belarus.
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>>6394948
Do it, but don't be surprised if someone stops you and makes you pay for not checking with them first. The authorities have the final say in things, you know.
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>>6394959
Oh, that's great. Do you know how to cook though? Maybe if you could give some cooking lessons there would be slightly less suffering back home.
>>6394960
I already have someone and I wouldn't want to impose.
>>6394962
I'm not really good at telling stories, or dancing. But if you want it, I made a replica puzzle box of the one in that one movie with the demons in my spare time. Don't ask how I remember the puzzle box better than the name of the movie.
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>>6394916
I've never been here before in my life!
>>6394937
Everything? Why wouldn't I?
>She seems to be missing something. Her wings.
>>6394948
Of course not, that's just a fairy tale! The nerve of these people!
>>6394962
But what if everyone acted like they knew you? Like, personally!
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>>6394979
D-Don't bully me
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>>6394962
Nah I won't! You seem really nice! The name's Baki by the way.
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>>6394997
Oh... Hello, Kurumi. How are you doing?
>She seems exhausted
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>>6394999
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>>6394991
Yeah I know, but what harm could one small fire do? It's not like I'm just going to leave it to run rampant anyway.
>>6394997
I think I may have seen a few real vampires around here, but if you're not one than I'm not sure why you'd be mistaken for one.
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>>6394962
Aww, you flatterer! Surely there must be someone else you can trade verbal blows with.
>>6394992
Cook? Back when I was alive, I always had someone to do that for me. Now that I'm dead, I don't even need to eat. But it can't hurt to know, right?
>>6394997
Yet you do not seem to remember me. I suppose we didn't talk much. Hmm? Ms. Kurumi, it seems you are much... smaller than before. I can't put my eye as to what it is.
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>>6394992
That sounds even more boring...Geez you must be the life of the party.
>>6394997
I wouldn't care, cause I'm not a child. Can't say the same for you huh?
>>6395002
Well that was a quick one eighty. I suppose I can tell you my name. It's Ash Crimson.
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>>6395018
People take things to seriously. I say one thing and suddenly they go on a rant about their feelings. Or they'll somehow try to preserve their pride and bravado. It's a shame really.
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>>6394997
Eeenope. You've been here plenty of times before, don't you remember? Do you remember... Yuuka? Elly? Any of those guys? No pressure, but for the sake of me and them, I have to know.
>>6395015
Oh, I dunno... Burning down thousands of trees since it's in a dry and hot area... If you won't leave it rampant, good! Still, you have to take care in matters like these should you burn down a tree by accident.
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>>6395018
If you listened to me, I might be able to teach you, and then you might be able to get those girls to listen to you and teach them.
>>6395019
I don't go to many parties and I you wouldn't understand any story I told anyway.
>>6395037
Have more faith in me, I know what I'm doing.
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>>6395049
And then, before you know it, half the country is in flames 'cause you forgot to light it properly or something.
Of course, I'm just joking. I have heaps of faith in you! It's just that you need to check with others and get their consent first, y'know?
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>>6395019
You think I'd really lay a hit on you outside of the Arena? Damn man. I'm preserving my honor and dignity here. Nice to meet ya!
>He bows accordingly.
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>>6395049
>kissu tum
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>>6395056
Well, it's not like the owners of this place ever show themselves anyway.
>>6395061
>knees chin
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>>6395067
Then... I'll buy it and do something important with it! That way, you don't have to do any paperwork and just ask me directly when you wanna do something! How's that?
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>>6395049
Oh great, another boring person with a supposed mysterious past. Look I don't care what you tell me, as long as it's something interesting alright? How else are we going to kill time?
>>6395058
>Looks unamused
What a load of crap. Honor and dignity. Your only holding back. Just makes it easier for moi.
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>>6395015
I bet it's because of how I dress! Hrmph, just because of how they make me....
>>6395019
How does my age change anything about this, huh, huh?
>>6395018
We've never talked! I haven't even been here before! You people....
>>6395006
Who even are you!?
>>6395037
Hrmph. My gatekeeper and gardener?
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>>6395081
Immature and don't know any better.
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>>6395028
My parents taught me better than that. Words can only hurt when you let it.
>>6395049
I can be quite a good listener, miss. Though I don't think the others will come that easily. Especially Ms. Rika.
>>6395081
Excuse me? But you have! I could never make up someone like you.
>The girl's eye goes wide as she walks behind her.
Your wings! What happened to them?!
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>>6395081
U-uh. It's me, Belarus... We've teamed up, remember?
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Are the images still bugged and require that hotfixshit?
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>>6395095
Too bad the same can't be said for bullets! Ahaha~
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>>6395081
...
There's something wrong with that sentence, but I don't know what. I'll just roll with it for now, then. If Yuuka took your place and vice versa, did she ever say anything about a blonde-haired dude talking about you?
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>>6395073
Oh, that would be great. But you'd have to find the people that own it first.
>>6395078
If you don't want to hear from a boring old lady like me, that's fine. But the reason I have no stories for you is because all my stories are about people you don't know and would require plenty of context to understand why they're worth telling. There are plenty of things to do with your time if you'd just put your mind to it. >>6395081
I don't think that's it. You don't really look like you're dressed the way I'd expect a vampire to dress.
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>>6395093
That doesn't excuse half the people here knowing me!
>>6395095
What wings?? What is with you people!?
>She turns around. There wouldn't have even been slits in the dress for the wings, for that matter.
>>6395097
No? I've never met anyone here before....
>>6395113
...What? I really don't get you people, she never talks about anything other than flowers.
>>6395115
It's not? I never watched any of those dumb movies!
Then what?
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>>6394990
I'll try! Thanks...oh, man, I almost called'ya Alfred again! What is your name?
But...it's Tori's butterscotch-cinnamon pie...
>Smolgore
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>>6395120
Maybe you just look pale, or your teeth look sharp or something.
>Yuubari
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>>6395115
Here's how it goes, ma'am. I'm gonna buy this place, see if anyone has any objections to me buying it, and if not? Boom! I can officially claim this territory in the name of the United States, baby!
>>6395120
...M-Man. I'm actually tearing up here, and I don't know why. Okay. Calm down, Alfred, you're the hero.
Did she ever come here? At all? Hell, did ELLY come here at all?
>I'M THE HERO~!
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