/scaly/ - Scaly General #147
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
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You may enjoy a collection of scaly-related smut and other relevant items of interest here, of which you are also free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Did you miss something? Catch the previous thread here:
>http://desuarchive.org/trash/6367875
Today's featured image is "Little Gatherers" by SixthLeafClover (Christina Yen). It is the first of a set of 3 "dragon chef" images.
Topic of the thread: what do you like to see scalies doing, aside from being lewd? What hobbies do they look cutest or most fearsome in?
"Little Chefs"
Dammit blue, stop sleeping through the preparation. You'll get scales everywhere.
"Little Munchers"
I empathize most with the green one. He knows what he wants.
>What hobbies do they look cutest in?
reading books
How do you feel about fluffy dragons?
I need to be a tama!
>>6386520
You're not fooling anyone, foul beast!
One day, you meet your scaly waifu or husbando but then they do this.
What do?
>>6386497
They're nice.
>>6386520
I need some tama cock in my life, be it mine or inside me
>>6386565
brace for some serious bruising on my arm
and my ass
>tott
I like seeing how they integrate with other cultures, or being cute. Maybe even having fun using their natural body, like a dragon in flight.
They look cute reading or talking to humans (and fearsome talking to them too), and I imagine watching them eat is pretty scary with all the fangs or skinning after a hunt.
Going out for a beach episode sounds cute too.
I always like a good flying dragon. Sadly I don't see many of them.
TotT: Working out.
>>6386475
I want to snuggle up with a lizard woman in her nook. I don't even give a fuck what we'd read. Hell, we could read Grey's Anatomy for all I care.
>>6386575
>>6386933
>>6386886
I think a scaly would actually show great interest in Gray's anatomy.
>>6386980
Why must you always post this
>>6387394
I like it...
>>6387394
I think I've only posted that image twice so far.
>>6386709
I'm butcher so I'm good.
Honestly being a carnivore would be cool.
>>6387669
tama is not for rape
If given the chance, would you turn into a dragon?
>Mitsuzune chest-fluff is actually reproductive organs
>its soapy bubbles are its version of semen
>it attacks you with them because they are inconsolably horny all the time
/shittyheadcanon
>>6387849
YES
what idiot wouldn't?
>>6387849
Definitely. I have a feeling I'd regret it though.
>>6387849
Sure.
>>6387908
Where is this from?
>>6388191
Drakengard
[sp]Don't look up its Nier counterpart[/oiler]
>>6388191
Drakengard. It's one of the few weapon stories in the entire series that has a fairly happy ending.
There's a sequel to it in Nier and it goes right back to being depressing.
>>6387849
like you even have to fucking ask..
can we choose what sub species?
>>6387738
>GArchomp tries to hug you.
>It has rough skin
>>6387849
No. I want to fuck a dragon, got no time for otherkin faggotry when I can be a conquistador proclaiming dominance through dick, unity.
>>6387849
That's like asking people coming outside of pizza hut if they like pizza
>>6388447
oh my goodness this is adorable!
>>6387849
Nah, I'd rather just fuck dragons because humans fuck yea.
Plus cute half-dragon daughters.
STREAMS
https://picarto.tv/ImMabit
https://picarto.tv/daxratchet
https://vader-san.tigerdile.com
>>6386430
Desuarchive changed their link structure, so the link in the OP won't work. This will work instead:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6367875
>>6389045
>>6389057
>>6388504
It's a shame the artist only drew them having sex once
>>6389057
I would tear those panties off so fucking savagely I'd hurt her in the process
>>6387849
That depends if there's also other dragons or intelligent beasts around, amongst other details. Is it a one-way trip?
>>6387849
Yes.
>>6389053
Oh thanks, I didn't know that anon.
>More Tamaposting
Welp, anyone up for hosting a room in MH? I have to do a couple of things before playing though.
>>6389630
I only just figured it out recently, will probably update my template as well.
>>6389679
I've been meaning to get back into it, but I just haven't been that into MH since Tri.
>>6389679
>actually playing the game
>>6389703
Alright. Going by filenames in /mhg/ I noticed one anon also from here was playing through MH4U solo.
>>6389737
Which firmware are you on, 11.0 or 11.1? I'm on the latter and used Oothax with Powersaves to get Homebrew and ctr-httppwn going as well as some secondary exploits like Steelhax and Genhax. Currently you need a fork of httppwn because yellow's server is down.
>http://www.3dbrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_Exploits
>https://github.com/skiptirengu/ctr-httpwn
>>6389806
I'm playing through TriU solo.
>>6389757
>that mighty thigh
would worship just the leg itself
https://www.tigerdile.com/stream/pmoss/
>>6389855
I wanna be a Lagi.
i just found a pretty cute webm,
would you take care of it?
>>6390297
>>6390321
Does each head have their own "hunger" ?
Fucking adorable to be sure.
does anyone have any fully completed saves of flexible survival?
>>6390469
i'd like a text dump personally, if one exists
>>6390488
same
Everyone's talking about MH, but how's Pokemon S&M? I just finished the demo and was contemplating buying Moon.
Is it /scaly/ approved?
>>6390642
It has Salazzle.
>>6390434
well given that they have the same stomach I'd say no.
>>6390677
>>6391133
I want to cut out salazzale's pheromone glands and eat them in front of her
>>6391290
Well, anyone still down to play MH or any other vidya?
>>6390642
Haven't had a lot of time to play it, currently at the second island. I actually do want to fit a Salazzle on my team eventually, but I'll see if getting a female is actually feasible and will have to get rid of some typing overlap on the team.
>>6391347
i must gain her powers
>>6391628
I'd imagine living with one would eventually just permanently infuse the pheromones on you
I'm so drunk in a hotel wuth my girlfriend. What should I do?
>>6391768
cuddle
>>6391768
Hold hands
>>6391768
discuss the impacts of a trump presidency on the economy, trade, immigration, and foreign relations
>>6391768
Be her dragon tonight
>>6391768
give her the (Dragon) D
don't try to breath fire tho
>>6391805
Trump will make Snek wives real.
Is there any good anime dragons?
>>6392404
>>6392404
Dragon horse lady
>>6392424
He said good.
I foegot ai write this but so far I've had
half a bottle of champagne
2 glasses of fancy expensive french wine
1 pint of strong stout beer
some number of Fireball Whisky (between 3 and 5)
2 glassesf of wine
something else
>>6391787
>>6391792
We're going to do both of these things tonight
>>6391805
That"s too complicated
>>6391811
I'll try
>>6391854
I will
>>6392541
You got me there
>>6392552
make sure you tell us of your exploits when you are sober
also drink some water f a m
>>6392777
Lucky sevens will it
But yeah, water really helps when you're drinking a lot of alcohol. I first found that out the hard way.
>>6392777
I'll explain in superdetail famalangadingus. Hopefully that dorsn't get wordfiltered. I just spent $35 on super awesomr chocolate.
Gf made me downlaod instagram and she was lookinh through my pics to post. She found this but she"s cool with my interest in scalies.
>>6392928
fixed colors version
>>6392967
Fuck yeah booblilybobily that's way better
>>6387849
Yes, typically, but there's some conditionals. Do I get to decide what I look like, or is it generic European dragons all the way down? Does magic become real, or am I purely biological? Can I still talk, or am I going to have to just hope that whoever I run into doesn't decide to pull a runner before they can read the sign I'd write to illustrate that I'm not going to kill them? Do I have thumbs, or some analogue to them, or am I going to have to retrain myself to use basic things?
It's still a yes, regardless of the answers, but the answers are food for thought.
>>6392404
No, same as western cartoons. Everything these days is nothing but human characters.
>>6393981
because thats how night time works, duh
Okay. Drunk guy here.
I don't know if anyone cares, but if you do,
I was too drunk to get hard. Fucked her for like a minute befite getting soft. (sorry but I've had like 17 drinks)
I made her cum really hard with my fingers and tongue.
Look, dragon porn! Pic.
>>6394073
another victim of whiskey dick
rip
>>6393321
Call me a sicko (I mean, please do, it's my only sense of identity), but I find that the struggles of adapting to a new life as a mighty beast are just part of the fun.
>>6387707
>butcher
>being a carnivore
u wot m8, your whole job is feeding carnivores
I need lewd snakes.
No hips, tits, limbs, or "sneks" allowed.
http://www.cracked.com/article_21728_5-eerily-specific-things-every-human-does-exactly-same_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=companion
>#1. We're All Crazy About Dragons
>For a creature that has never existed, dragons sure do turn up a lot in ancient texts.
>Almost every major civilization has had a love affair with a scaly, fake mythological creature, which is a) adorable, and b) intriguing as hell, in view of the fact that countries as diverse as Australia, Greece, Scotland, Italy, and Korea have independently told stories about these reptilian beasts.
http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/mythic-creatures/dragons-creatures-of-power
>>6394998
kay
There is nothing in this world I wouldn't give to be a dragon.
quick doodle in a stream
The rouge failed her trap check :3
and this
Post kemono scalies
>>6390321
They sure do seem like they wanna split apart.
I came here for Salazzle, and I was disappointed in the lack of it.
>>6396210
Because a good bit of the art has already been reposted in the last couple of threads?
There's actually a pretty neat sidestory about lizardmen in that overlord manga.
Starts about halfway into volume 15 and is still ongoing.
Just ignore the main story, and try not to cry when they eventually get all slaughtered.
Unfortunately everything else is terrible mmorpg power fantasy bullshit and manga tropes.
>>6396231
>>6396239
>>6396243
Not gonna post the whole thing through streetsigns though. it's pretty much on all manga sites anyways.
>>6395953
>>6396247
is it gay incest? it's gay incest isn't it
>>6395953
>>6396571
tell me this has a colored ver
>>6396586
dunno
What is your favorite weapon in the Souls series?
>>6396957
Greatsword of Artorias
feels great just swinging it around
>>6396957
Claymore
>>6396534
nope, both get a female partner
>>6396957
Murakumo.
>>6396957
Occult bastard sword.
Loved using that thing while invading Anor Londo
>>6396957
Halberd.
>IT SLICES
>IT DICES
>IT PRODS AND POKES
>IT SWINGS AND CHOKES
>HIT ONE NIGGA BLINDINGLY FAST
>HIT FOUR NIGGAS WITH A SWING TO THE ASS
>THROW DARKMOON ALL OVER THAT BITCH
>WRECK THE HOST WITHOUT A HITCH
>>6396957
>ds2: dw ultra greatswords
>couldn't run but could slice a bitch up
>>6397420
>yet another speshul shark
Furries are always so bad at doing sharks, I swear
>>6397437
Furries are bad at making characters in general.
Did Dulcy from the Sonic comics/Satam really go through a re-design? I remember a lot of people hated her for being ugly/annoying.
Is she better now?
>>6396957
Moonlight Greatsword
>>6390321
Wait a moment, snakes have functional cheeks? Like, they know how to drink without doing the whole "move head upwards and let it run down your throat" thing?
>>6397437
It usually boils down to this; furries look to other furries for design, rather than the actual animal.
I know because I do it too.
>>6397437
i thought all simple shark designs were taken already
how would you make one?
>>6394073
>I made her cum really hard with my fingers and tongue.
Good man.
>>6396957
I really like using the standard Longsword, though the Black Knight Halberd is pretty cool too.
How do I train my latias to enjoy getting the shit beaten out of her so that she can be my cute little scarred up and bruised adrenaline junkie masochist?
>>6398307
I want to do this to a scaly.
>>6397898
>>6397391
the kobold is a bday present, actually
>ywn never be so rich and autistic enogh to make a jet replica of your favorite dragon
is kaiba living the dream?
>>6399078
forgot pic
>>6399083
I swear, Kaiba has jerked off to the heart of his card
>>6399102
>Double jaw
How does this even work?
>>6399175
it's yugioh i ain't gotta explain shit
>>6387849
Hell yes, as long as I became a muscular anthro dragoness!
>>6399347
That bull is not even remotely scaly or reptilian in any way
>tfw no color edit
If any artist watching would color in this Adine, I'd really appreciate it
>>6399370
That is not a bovine, dipshit.
Have you ever seen a single pic of a anthro female cow where she wasn't a hamplanet?
>>6399370
Why is that guy protesting?
Fucking normies, I swear.
>>6399401
>Have you ever seen a single pic of a anthro female cow where she wasn't a hamplanet?
Yes.
>>6399480
Not everyone can accept surprise sex
>>6399480
Look at the size of that entrance. He knows that his body's gonna go in after he cums, and he might not be let out.
>>6399612
>He knows that his body's gonna go in after he cums, and he might not be let out.
The Dovahkiin takes more than just dragon souls into herself, it seems.
>>6399628
She takes other souls, of course, but the extraction method is a bit... personal. When she says she leaves her lays drained after she's done with them, she's not kidding.
...I'd still hit it.
Looking for feedback on this model. It will be available for Blender and Source Filmmaker at some point. Does it look acceptable or is it shit? What would you change, if anything? Still able to change the mesh around.
you could also PM me on FA, adressed to JawSFM
Considering how popular Snektits was when the game came out, you'd think this would have happened sooner.
>>6399735
I think it looks really great! The fingers seem very long, but that might be just how they are.
What do you plan using this model for, some pin-ups maybe?
>>6399735
>>6399735
While it looks good the tatas looks too human for my tastes, but perhaps that can be amended with textures?
>>6399735
seeing as the head is based on the original model, its about as good as you can get it. Have you done any texture work yet?
its all up to your/other's rigging/animation work now
>>6399788
true, the fingers are freakishly long and also have pretty decent claws. I like it tho since it makes her look less like the "human with snake tail attached" stuff that japan does.
>>6399801
>>6399808
Hm, could make a version without nipples or something. I will also base my texture on the original game model (pic related, yellow scaly underside). Not ready to show that yet
What can you do with a snek that you are unable to do with a biped?
>>6400354
get coiled
get any part of your body (or all of it) deepthroated
why is there no porn of him yet?
>>6397545
Someone please answer this, I really want to know.
>>6400354
>"""""snek""""" with arms
>>6397545
>>6400693
when they swallow up their prey, the top and bottom part of their mouths get really big and long, but the 'cheek' part stays the same, so I don't think so. Cheeks are usually for storing things when it comes to animals, during chewing. Snakes don't chew, they swallow whole mostly, so they don't really need cheeks.
>>6399078
>>6400716
I'm asking cause it looks like that two-headed snake is gulping down the water, which, as far as I'm aware, requires functional cheeks and control over them.
>>6395052
how did snek get so big?
>>6401066
The power of love
or eating
>>6401066
>He thinks that's big
>>6401066
BIGGER
>>6399401
>t. Man who's never had Skinny Cow Ice Cream
>>6399102
Now I'm feeling strangely aroused by double jaw.
>>6386520
B-bother?!
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>>6402048
I-I don't get it.
What is this for?
>>6402072
dunno, ordered a SD card from aamzon and they sent me this. i think they sell cameras or something.
>>6401106
what does a snek of that size eat?
>>6402299
I want to be a mizutsune so I can suck off one of my cocks while another monster tends to the second
>>6402821
I get the memo.
This thread's been super slow today.
Everyone reveal a secret about themselves and post a sexy scaly you've came to recently.
My turn: A few days ago I thought I had to fart but I accidentally pooped a little bit on the carpet of my apartment. Luckily I was naked (getting underwear from my drawer) so I didn't have to change my pants
>>6404069
[spoiler]I post on /v/[/spoiler]
>>6404069
Closest I've got; it was actually a hammerspace dragon vorefic - I rarely fap to pictures anymore.
Secret: I have strong opinions about the current state of TF2, a game I haven't played in nearly two months.
>>6404069
My secret is that when I was in my mid-teens I was kind of a closet otherkin. Otherkins weren't REALLY much of a thing back then and thankfully I have too much self-respect to ever tell anyone about it, but deep down I honestly felt like I was destined (by God no less) to become a dragon. Learned the hard way not to trust my heart I suppose. Just glad I went through all of it without anyone ever finding out.
...To this day the desire and the ambiguous lukewarm feeling is still there, but hey, a lot of people can live with being crazy, so I can too.
And uuh, it was a TF pic which, whist scalie, isn't really appropriate for this general. Latest proper scalie pic I came to was OP so can't post that either. Have a cute dragon instead.
>>6404069
I'm not good at secrets
or rather I'm really good with them because I never remember them long enough to tell anyone
one time in high school I panicked because I knocked my phone off a table and it cracked despite taking falls ten times worse like a champ, so naturally I stabbed myself in the neck with a mechanical pencil
not much penetration and almost no blood so I didn't bother telling anyone
>>6404835
>Latest proper scalie pic I came to was OP
Just to be sure, you came to "Little Gatherers"?
Huh. I honestly don't see anything lewd about it, but...
>>6404069
I routinely say I'm going to spend time drawing only to do absolutely nothing the entire day.
>>6404947
Fuck, it was last OP, hahaha.
I'm not very bright.
>>6405003
to be fair that pic is hot as all fuck though, standing sex is patrician
>>6387048
>It's late evening
>you're snuggling up against her on the bed as she studies for her anatomy class
>she turns to the next page
>she stops, and leans her head closer to the illustration
>"hmmm..." she whispers, intrigued
>"what?"
>"oh nothing, pumpkin." she replies wryly
>she continues reading and starts slowly wrapping her tail around your leg
When I was 19 I rp`d being a dragon with my friends.Now I just find any RP silly.
>>6407171
You're silly.
>>6407171
the important thing is that you matured and moved on.
>>6402688
>>what does a snek of that size eat?
Horsies
Nothing quite like a mug of dragon to start the morning.
>>6408919
Do not drink a dragon
>>6408919
Don't spook your coffee, it might fly away!
>Groom Salazzle every now and then
>After doing damage or healing up she looks back at me with this look
The devs fucking knew what they were doing.
Also, a few Pokemon Refresh screens of Salazzle while I've got them exported.
Does anyone think Salazzle has any staying power as a waifu?
>>6409385
Not relatable :^)
>>6410684
Given its abilities, I wonder how practical Salazzle will end up being in both VGC and Smogon competitive formats with such traits. Seems like a faster but more squishier Delphox in stats though.
>>6411044
cute
>>6409385
>the way it's legs are always spread apart
Lewd as fuck
>Pokemon S&M website has more info on individual pokemon than the pokedex
Literally the most worthless part of pokemon, like 3 paragraphs of info compared to one fucking sentence.
Hey /scaly/, which starter should I get to collect some scalies?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11695118
>>6409373
Fugg, I should get this.
>>6412144
"When it receives the admiration of young Pokémon and children, it may keep up its cold attitude on the outside, but in its heart of hearts, Incineroar is immensely happy."
>>6412194
he'd be great if it wasn't for the sausage fingers
>>6412313
>Rowlett:Bowtie owl
Evolves into
>Dartrix:Classy owl
Evolves into
>Decidueye:Archer owl
I don't understand why they did this.
>>6412916
>>6412916
Sorry.
>>6406408
pls continue
Wow, this thread has been really quiet for a while.
Anyway, a few questions about Dark/Demon souls:
1:Have you had any memorable or humorous moments while playing?
2:What is your favorite boss/enemy?
3:What have you died to the most?
4:What is your current pve/pvp build?
5:Do you have a dark souls waifu/husbando?
>>6400632
>Emoticon
Turns out in like 10 years when the kids that use facebook grow up some get sexually attracted to Mikey and draw porn.
>>6414484
>Humorous moments
Having a fist fight when I got summoned for the old king fight at the Tower of Latria
>Favorite enemy
Can't say I have one
>Favorite boss
Fool's Idol, O+S
>Died to the most
Getting Seath's tail on my sl1 playthrough.
Never. Again.
>Current pvp build
Glass cannon dragon wizard that makes use of the Silence miracle and Judgement. Crystal Soul Spear + Logan's Tin Catalyst is beyond broken. Paired with Priscilla's dagger to kill giant dads.
Also have a SL5 dickwraith I invade with and drop rare weapons.
>Husbando
No. Everyone you meet either dies or goes crazy, unless you know how to save them.
>>6414484
1: dunno
2: no one but THE CHAMP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtoGYMEHJnc
3: probably capra demon back when I was bad
4: astora GS, I use my superior range and trade potential to bully people
5: no
>>6414484
>memorable moments
I made a glass cannon red-tearstone dragon greatclub build and I oneshotted a host and 2 phantoms all at once with a charged r2.
>favorite enemy
Mushrooms of superior fisticuffs
>favorite boss
Nameless King and the Champ, the only bosses that can still dunk me on my hypermode character.
Honorable mentions go to Smelter Demon and Gravelord Nito, for teaching me to git gud.
>Died to the most
Gravity by far. I like jump skipping shit. Ds2 fall damage was my nemesis from start to finish.
>Current Build
Ds1 Dragonbro with any spear, Ds2 Dragonbro with bone fists, Ds3 pic related, but now with the new poise changes ive been goofing off with maces and the stabby halberds. Havel-hollowslayers are meta right now, so ive strayed away from the weapon because people know how to fight it better or have more poise than me.
>>6414484
oh and
>Waifu/husbando
pic related
>>6412839
I fucking LOVE Don Bluth style.
Even made me want to see a FNAF movie.
>>6414484
>1:Have you had any memorable or humorous moments while playing?
I was invading all kinds of areas on a SL1 character. I invaded Blight Town and got a group of players on NG+ with black/silver knight armor and managed to bait them into the rock throwers and they died.
After that I invaded in Anor Londo and ran into a player doing an SL1 run (he said so in rage mail) and I ended up carrying him through O&S. (The odds of this happening between random players is insane)
>2:What is your favorite boss/enemy?
I honestly am not sure. I feel like Artorias made the biggest impression, but O+S is up there too.
>3:What have you died to the most?
Bed of chaos before I knew the dumb gimmicks.
>4:What is your current pve/pvp build?
Not playing currently. I last played 3 totally blind using a QUALITY longsword.
>5:Do you have a dark souls waifu/husbando?
Solaire pulls at my heart.
>>6415227
>>6414553
Daftpatriot is a gift.
>>6414484
>1:Have you had any memorable or humorous moments while playing?
After I killed the snakewomen i started running and somehow her corpse got clinged to me and my friend that was watching said " STOP , SHE'S ALREADY DEAD STOP RAPING THE CORPSE". It was pretty funny for the time.
>2:What is your favorite boss/enemy?
The skellies. It's hilarious how they pretty much pull a Palpatine on you to attack.
>3:What have you died to the most?
Knight Astorias. Spent the most time trying to kill him.
>4:What is your current pve/pvp build?
I just have everything mostly on STR. I haven't played in a long time.
>5:Do you have a dark souls waifu/husbando?
Stone Dragon is mai waifu.
>>6414484
>1:Have you had any memorable or humorous moments while playing?
Doing a full co-op playthrough with a Solaire cosplayer was quite memorable. He was just some random guy I accidentally summoned twice. Then he messaged me if I wanted to do more co-op.
>2:What is your favorite boss/enemy?
Kalameet, simply because of how beautifully he's animated.
>3:What have you died to the most?
Probably Sif, fought that boss too early so it was really hard.
>4:What is your current pve/pvp build?
66 str two hander.
>5:Do you have a dark souls waifu/husbando?
pic
>>6415235
Fuck yeah they are.
As weird as I think dark souls porn is, their stuff is top tier.
Are there any good lewd drawings of this burd wyvern?
>>6415480
>posting scaleless
>on /scaly/
>>6415563
I want that dick inside me
>>6416512
Just find a human then.
It's practically the same thing.
>>6416574
it's more about what it's attached to
>>6415349
Are Dragonoids essentially babby stone dragons?
>>6417374
Thats what i always liked to believe. Thats why that dragonform will always be my favorite. It had the best breath attack too.
>>6417406
Too bad I don't have the patience to farm for it. Pure bladestone takes less time to get than a single dragon scale.
>>6417469
[implied spoiler]cheat engine[/spoiler]
because no one should have to deal with hours of sassy blue lightning drakes
>>6415775
Don't think so.
[spoiler] why dont these things work ? [/spoiler]
there is someone in /mhg/ who won't shut up about the game not being dmc enough for him
he doesn't understand that evading through attacks was never the point and i-frames were constricted for a reason
I just needed someone to bitch to
>>6417752
As someone who had a Light Bowgunner Evasion build in mh4u
he needs to git gud
>>6417539
But anon, I'm a console peasant.
My pc is a potato, and it can't run DS.
At least I don't have to deal with script kiddies very often.
>>6417820
his idiocy has broken me so I'm gonna see how mad I can make him
dick move, yeah, but he's an asshole who can't learn new concepts and I feel like some mindgames may be the right choice
Welp, that's disappointing. Just got a look at Bahamut from FFXV, and it's probably the worst design since X and XIII. It's basically a giant humanoid in a suit of armor with a tail and wings, you can hardly even tell it is a dragon.
>>6417932
is that it?
Thats a great design right there
>>6417991
No, that's VIII's design.
>>6418144
....please tell me this isnt it.
>>6418207
It's worse. It can't even pass for a dragon.
>>6418374
got a pic?
>>6418399
No, but it's so painfully generic that I can confidently say that you can just go to google, search up Crusadermon and Omnimon from Digimon, combine them, paint it blue, and then you have XV's Bahamut. FFS, the attack is still called Megaflare, yet it has nothing to do with fire or explosions at all.
>>6418421
>everything is a health sponge
>combat feels like crap and most thing sbarely fight back
>open world and a shit ton of running
>obscene and boring superboss, maybe multiple
>now this
big mistake
big mistake
big mistake
>>6417752
What? They always were the point for high-level play.
This isn't your hugbox, mister.
>>6418518
but that's not what he was saying
I can't really process what I'm feeling into words but it inhibits my ability to articulate so lets not do this, in the context we're actually on the same side and this is merely semantics
>>6418594
I have no idea what's going on down there but I'm responding exactly to your claims. I'm guessing you're one of the many people who began to plague that general after 3U insisting that their opinions and personal views of the franchise were facts.
>>6418731
I didn't mean to come off that way but yeah ti sounds like that
I'm sorry and thank you for calling me out on my bullshit
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>>6418760
Here anon, I hope this makes you feel better.
>>6418837
really what I need is an emotional outlet like a sad movie, but I don't have the time
a bit of a twisted irony to that though, given my love of tragedy
I need tama be to
>>6417752
This is some upgraded mad. Should I just screencap the whole conversation or something?
>>6418915
need I to tama be
>>6418937
eh, it's best if the entire thing fades into memory
he's probably tuckered out from all that typing anyways
>>6418987
Well fair enough, other anon is kind of right about 'not your hugbox'.
That said, anyone up for a game?
>>6418987
What's the moonrunes say?
>>6418594
no matter what happens always bully kut ku
>>6419133
I understand, really I was just flustered and justified myself in a simple but flawed way when I could have been detailed and accurate
>>6418937
he keeps calling people autistic
think it's spite? or is it projection?
>>6419214
dunno about the other stuff, but no the eggs it says "dragon egg"
>>6419256
Well, every form of the word has practically kind of lost a lot of its meaning.
>>6418814
>filename
I was looking for something like this, was sure it had to exist.
Dragon should dragon dragon.
>>6420340
Dragon should dragon dragon.
>>6420369
spiral dragon?
>>6420069
Urge to replay Skyrim rising.
>>6421064
I'm trying to not to fall into that trap again.
>>6422126
Skyrim is fun
>>6422131
I need to cake on so many mods that it all ends up becoming as stable as a jenga tower, and thus end up spending more time modding than actually playing.
>>6422141
I'm tend to go pretty light with mods, I dont require much to make the game good.
I have like, 40 or so overall, including some retextures.
I honestly didnt hat vanilla skyrim, just having a good perk overhaul, like Ordinator, massively improves the game.
>>6394138
>Call me a sicko
Okay, you're a sicko. But, yeah, I've been bigger than basically everyone around me(6'3"), with few exceptions for a long time. I already run into low-hanging lights and have to sit down in the shower. Being even bigger, and having shoulders wide enough to make it hard to get through doors is a natural progression.
"Dragon," or, more specifically, "wyvern," is just my favorite flavor of that.
>>6422205
That's a cute fantasy! I'm not into macro or size growth by itself, but the effects of it are pretty fun to play around.
Wyverns are also pretty neato.
>>6415775
>Bump limit
New topic ideas, go.
>>6423017
Would humanoid scalies go through the process of shedding their scales as they grow?