RWBYgt Trash General #159: Genderbending Fun edition Previo

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First for Eva metamorphosis

>>6376332
Why the drastic color shift at 70%?
And why is 100% a roach?

>>6376398
Japanese people don't understand how animals work, anon.

>Ant
>Ant
>Ant
>Ant
>Mantis
>Cockroach

>>6376460
I mean.
The first few at least you can tell it's going to be a mantis. That's why they aren't 100%.

>>6376460
Wrong, anon.
>bug faunus
>ayy lmao
>ayy lmao
>african-american ayy lmao
>kyoot bug
>turk

>>6376460
More like
>Mascot
>Comedy anime love interest
>Fantasy character
>Hentai character
>Bug
>Bug (real life)

>What about Mayo's other siblings.

Y'all niggas are gonna be the death of me, wanting me to come up with interesting abilities for EVERY one of Todd's kids.

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>>6376720
But we know how much you love going off on side tangents instead of doing the actual story

Last time on /rwby/gt
>Pyrrha birthed a red furred Beowulf
>Jefe takes responsibility
>Talk about Eva getting bullied
>Sleepy is neglectful
>Dry continues to get bullied

>>6376771
I can't even remember what we were doing in TQ.

Hhhng I feel kinda shitty

anyone wants EQ? hopefully that'll get my mood up

>>6376809
Sure.

>>6376809
sorry mate, gonna fall asleep any second now

oy.
i missed it what happened in GQ?

>>6376946
The gross birthing of a grimm.

>>6376809
Sure thing bud.

actually I feel to shitty to write

maybe some other day

>>6377150
What do you feel so shitty?

>>6377172
Eh, nothing particularly bad

just doing some introspection that's all

Well I am actually feeling much better after crying so much that I got a migraine yesterday!
I will resume writing tommorow.

>>6377361
Write now, damn it.

>>6376720
You brought this on yourself. When we suggested Todd have two dozen kids, you said it was alright.

>>6378815
I never said it was okay.

Izzy said it was okay.

These are not the same thing.

Who here's playing Sun/Moon? Just got back from the midnight release. Went 2-0 in ORAS while we waited. Got out at like 12:02.

>>6379007
it's released? fuck me, I'm buying that

>>6379046
Depends on your region. I think just Australia and EST and CST in the Americas so far. Mountain time in 20ish min, Pacific an hour after that. Asia too, I think. Europe's on a week delay though.

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RWBYgt!

Who was behind VincentQuest?!?

>>6380349
AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK IS VINCENTQUEST

also dorohedoro themed RWBY quest when?

>>6380363

It involved a spy infiltrating Beacon.
Very interesting premise.

Dunno why it got dropped so fast.

>>6380380
Okay then, I can do something like that, fuck it

But I'm gonna be Experimental so hold on tight

>Gender
>Faunus? (if so which kind)

>>6380443

Kale you gotta give us other GMs a chance!
You can't be running us to the ground like this!

Oh and definitely male.
Faunus-Cat's tail
Very lean and slender body much that of a dancer.
Tan and tall but not freakishly tall

Very playful and well-versed in the art of the flirt.
Provocatively incorrigible but respectful to the women.

I can go on if you want.

>>6380508
We already know who it is.

>Had an image in mind
>Think about it for a little too long
>I'm not gonna give it to someone else.

Look forward to something neat later!

>>6380638
And make him connect to deaf white cats (silver -white hair is good to contrast bronze skin) in that he is stubborn and doesn't always listen to his superior's command.

>>6380658

If we are still customizing of course.

>We already know who it is.

Who?

>>6380638
Aw what the heck, why not now?

Hue got a bonus powerup from his ridiculously complex parentage.

[spoiler]So did Izzy's son. Fuck all of you, I still want to call him Aioli. I might settle for an anagram.[/spoiler]

>>6380664
Nope. I'm saving it for my own purposes. I like the idea too much.

>>6380672
...

Ok, then.

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>>6380666
Who would win in a fight, Hue or Aioli

>>6380734
Whoever hits first. They're children, anon.

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>>6380692
It's Trance from FF9 but for faunus.

>>6380508
now, now, don't get ahead of yourself, I don't know what the hell a Vincent is, and there's the chance that this doesn't get off the ground if nobody likes it

okay I'll lead the other batch of questions and continue tomorrow (Unless more people start to vote)

You're a Male Faunus-Cat

You have a semblance, it’s powers?

>To bend? (Psychological)
>To blend? (Stealth)
>To rend? (Physical)

What helps you during field work? (Main physical skill)
>Cleaner: You make sure no traces are left on anything, bodies disappear with a proper excuse in a week minimum, documents are “dropped” on a shredder by accident, then the shredder is dumped in concrete, Hard drives are mysteriously corrupted by the hands of a Janitor on the wrong place at the wrong time, the Janitor later “Suicides” on prison after writing a letter detailing his guiltiness for everyone to see
>Talker: You know three languages, you can keep talking with conversation for hours on end, every woman hears what they want (You know how to do it with men as well), you can sing, you can dance, you forgot who you lost your virginity with cause it was a trio with triplets, You’re easy to be loved, and easy to be trusted. Trust is your middle name (Sometimes literally) and people are so comfortable with you, that sometimes people mistake you for childhood friends even tough you met the man 5 hours ago
>Gifted: you’ve been offered hunter scholarships about 2 or 3 times now, while you where still in high school, you’ve taught your classmates when the teacher wasn’t in, you have achieved the peak in both mind and body, you’re already coursing trough advanced physics while doing push ups with one hand, you are the closest thing that can be called “Renaissance man” and everyone that hangs out with you for at least a day knows

>Peddler: Your hands are soft, not from not working, but from keeping them so smooth and lithe, that your gentlest touch can massage every woman, of course, you don’t use them for that (all the time), it’s true purpose lies on the art of robbery and stealing, documents can just vanish from thin air, wallets are stolen in front of bystanders (You remember once you decided to test your skill by giving back a man’s ID…out from the wallet you stole from him and taking it away for yourself in front of his face), You’re the apotheosis of silence, and it shows


What allows your brain to deal with the stress of being an agent on the rival side? There’s no honor among thieves, and even less among spies, whatever sense of duty and morality was lost once you started working for the big leagues

>Your utter disregard for humanity: for all the greatness, you show towards the outside world, you’re dead inside, your sociopath mind can’t process regret or guilt, you can smile all you want, but inside you’re feeling absolutely nothing at all, “friends” can die on their wedding day in front of your eyes, and you won’t ever feel a thing
>Your Daredevil interior: It’s not the prize, it’s the journey, the thrill of the hunt, every time you’re seconds away from getting caught, you pop a boner, you smile at the prospect of succeeding, overcoming the odds stacked highly against your favor, Business and Pleasure are the same thing.it’s a high that you can control, but then again, do you really want to control it?
>You’re sense of superiority: Faunus? Animals, Low class? Scum Middle class? Peasants High class? Yuppies, you’re better than all of them, and you’ve proven it a hundred times already, but these morsels still hang on to their Ego, they cannot comprehend the true might of what they see, that’s why you still smile in their faces while you drain them of everything they have, because when they truly have nothing, they will see you…and bow…

>page 9
Wew

>>6381013
semblance
>To rend?
Main physical skill
>Cleaner
Coping
>Your Daredevil interior

>Pyrrha birthed an abomination
>qt babby Beowulf
>El Fuego se levanta

>>6382869
Its funny but, yang is not far behind either.
Shes due in about a day.

>Ozpin finding out about a Huntress giving birth of a Grimm
>Dead silence followed up by sipping from the mug
>Salem laughing in the background
>She takes back regretting to give a Beowulf a dick
>She took most interest on little Fuego

>new quest starting
>nobody gives a shit about it

This is why we're fucking dying, because of your shit standards of TQ or bust

>>6384506
Are you implying that wasn't just Kale repeating his memes from the JQ thread?
Because if he's serious about running two quests, then I'm going to hope the second dies so he doesn't use it as an excuse not to run EQ.
It already happened with TQ.

Feb vs Jade?
Who is most adorkable?

>>6384545
Neither.

>>6384545
does feb count as a milf?

>>6384534
Huh, that's a good argument

Guess I'll use the time I was gonna use for the second quest to give you a quick EQ update

“…we still gotta wait for Ada…”

“Oh yeah? Didya bring a whole search bloc for ol’ me?”

“Well you’re important for us too” You say as you go back to hug her

“…I hope that maid girl didn’t listen”

“She won’t bother, don’t worry”

“Hmm…good rack on her tough”

“You like them like that?”

“Eh, I got my preferences”

“Now you MUST hope she didn’t listen~” You give a cocky smile towards Heidi, she only gives you a small headbutt to shut you up, keeping the bear hug

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>Somewhere near the coast of Mistral

“Hah hah hah hah, staying alive, staying alive, hah hah hah hah”

Myrrh just looks at you with a raised eyebrow as you perform CPR on Junko’s unconscious body for…what 30 minutes now?

“H-hey that’s how I learned to do CPR! If you got a better way the show me!”

Myrrh just shrugs and raises her hands in indifference, she could barely care for Junko, I mean, you can understand her position, but still

>20 minutes later

“Hah…hah…hah…hah…stay…ing…”

You pant a little as Junko remains unconscious, Myrrh is sitting on the grass next to the metal girl’s mouth, she kinda saw your sad state and decided to help

“…Switch, fuck I’m getting tired” You say as Myrrh shrugs and drags her legs towards the center of the chest, doing the heart compressions while you shift you mask upwards a little, only revealing your mouth as you start breathing down on Junko’s mouth

>10 minutes later

“Okay…she’s dead” you say sitting on a tree trunk drinking the last of the soda that was in the helicopter “Um…time of death…5:00 PM…and…what else do cops do?”

Myrrh just shrugs with her face showing a gesture of “I genuinely don’t know”

“well…anyways…”

>”I get to keep her stu-”
>”I guess we’re walki-”
>”I’m saying you killed he-“

“I’m up!” Junk say- J-J-JUNKO?!

“SON OF A BITCH!” you say falling from the tree trunk that you were sitting on

Myrrh just gets startled as she hugs her katana like a teddy bear, she would have yelped like a puppy if she wasn’t a mute

“What?! What?!” Junko shouts as she takes out her pistol

>”What the fuck happened to you?”
>”How are you alive?!”
>”Don’t scare us like that!”
>”Aren’t you dead?!”
>Other

>>6384506
>”What the fuck happened to you?”
>>6384506
Man i was looking forward to it, too.
Also IQ when?

>>6384972
"Literally how?"

>>6384972
>”Aren’t you dead?!”

Oliai or Olaii?

One has the advantage of being called Ollie.

>>6384996
Hopefully never.

I`m pretty sure I know what the response is gonna be, but does anyone want to start IQ?

>>6386925
inb4
>yes
>no
>kill yourself
>Can you repeat the question?

>>6386925
Do it mate.

>>6386944
>>kill yourself
That one.

>>6385747
The one that gets to be Ollie, it's a good name

Alright, guess I`ll go to bed.

Okay any good GMs around? Emphasis on the good.

>>6387774
uh, grimm here.
i guess im good.

>>6387774
Far too busy listlessly imagining I were playing new video games on a very expensive computer.

>>6387787
Run before dry wakes up.

>>6387857
Load game.
>>6387860
I have nothing written down yet, maybe tomorrow.

>>6387857
Load

>>6387857
load, I guess.

Did we do anything after fighting lickitung?

>Thatch starting
Back to napping.

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Quiltic Loaded


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You reel the whip further and thrash against its colossal but dilapidated hands, erupting small bits and pieces of stone and metal outward. (5)

The Bog Guardian bellows deeply.

It starts charging at you, thundering its way past through any obstacle in its path, collapsing many fragments off its crumbling mass. (15)
[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 2/20

>>6388027
dammit just leave already

>>6388122
[x] Flee

The golem is falling apart so we can lame it out.

>>6388122
DODGE TO THE SIDE!
Maybe he will hit a wall.

>>6388122
This >>6388159

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yIwPovQKxQ

Some music for the fight if you want hype.

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You deftly dodge the colossal Bog Guardian, avoiding its lumbering assault.

The Bog Guardian crashes to a halt upon missing you collapsing massive blocks and chunks off its crumbling mass, briefly stunning itself in the process. (30)

[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 5/20


>>6388157
>>6388159
>>6388190

So what're y'all doin' tonight?

>>6388542
[x] Whip its legs

>>6388542
>Whip its legs

Watching jojo

>>6388641

You're not OA, I presume?

>>6388542
this>>6388566

Also : I'm learning to accept the despair as a part of who I am.

>>6388566
This

Also still listlessly wishing I were playin expensive vidya somehow.

>>6388689
OA?

>>6388738

You are already playing triple A title Eventide!
c:

>>6388752

Nevermind.

Just so you weren't aware, strong attacks build fatigue for the enchanted whip (2) while light actions do not (0)

Dodging fro Quiltic takes (3)

>>6388786
STRONG ATTACK

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You lash out against its shambling knees, erupting bits and pieces of stone and metal outward (9)

The Bog Guardian creaks down and kneels in recovery from the previous hit, trying to gather back its own fallen pieces to no avail.


[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 5/20

>>6388845
Now that hes stunned.
Lets observe him.

>>6389013
He was stunned last turn, anon.

>tfw Jefe did a better job than Cinder
>Salem replaced her with Jefe's son

>>6389108
tfw Cinder is just another sow for the army

>>6389038
oh.
STILL, observe him. Maybe he has a massive weak spot like a core.

>>6389146
Yeah, it's probably under his massive stone body.

>>6389143
>Cinder as a breeding sow
>Emerald joins in
>Salem sipping her wine in amusement

>Interesting semblances not applied to characters yet

>Part FUCK/24

I'm deciding whether to have it be some kind of puppet mastery involving living people or dead bodies or just mannequins.

>[x] Observe

-------

You keenly observe the Bog Guardian.

Its whole crumbling body is a result of many battles long ago but despite this it is still astoundingly standing upright.
Various plants and insects have already called it they're home all around its body.
It's whole torso looks to be made of cement but its keg-sized fists suggest a more metallic appearance.
You can see cracks its in it joints from the punishment it has received over time which look susceptible to damage.
A rusted looking sphere with odd indents are placed right at its body scrapes and gnashes around to focus at you.

The Bog Guardian bellows deeply.
It starts charging at you, thundering its way past through any obstacle in its path, collapsing many fragments off its crumbling mass. (15)

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Bog Guardian: 241/500

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[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 5/20

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>>6389438

Woops forgot pic

>>6389438
im pretty sure dodging again would not work.

Is there any place high enough to climb out of harms way?

>>6389522

If you mean any other elevated surface that gives you an advantage, then no.

>>6389578
Okay.
Lets get dangerous. Run at the guardian, then slide underneath his legs to get behind him.

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>[x] This >>6389615

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You try to swiftly slide through the stomping trunk-like feet of the colossus, unfortunately you couldn't evade it swiftly and in an instant get caught in its thundering stampede. ( *CRIT* 750)


You are now injured.

You have died.

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>>6390580
Nice job, idiots. At least we can now commence at the git gud.

>>6390580

>>6390639
RELOAD

>>6390580
Wat rings u got Bich?
[s]We didn't get enough Estus for this.[/s]

>>6390639
Reload

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>>6390639

I think this screen looks better.

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>[x] Reload

>[x] Inspect

You go to investigate the derelict foundations of the wall, most importantly the hulking golem blocking the portcullis.

On your way there you managed to trample something underfoot.
It doesn't feel like a rock nor a plant.
Something more rigid
Hunkering down to inspect further, you find a glass bottle sorts.

When you pick it up you find a skeletal hand still grasped around it tightly, broken in many places as the rest of its lifeless body lay on the soil a victim to nature's cycle.
The clothing around it has long since rotten and the metallic parts, rusted.

You take a look around and you see that they are littered everywhere in these parts.

With much more rubble of rock and rebar, similar to that of the guard of the gate, some flattening other bodies, some stuck with so many lances that it has surely collapsed from the foray for its insides.
Particularly the odd metallic sphere within its frames which you've seen have been smashed and broken to pieces.

All but the one propped sitting from a short distance from you.

The weapons and spears you've found scattered has long since been beaten to brittleness.

[] Take Bottle
[] Leave it
[] BLANK CHOICE

>>6390804
[x] Take bottle

>[x] Take Bottle

You take the [BOTTLE].

A bottle you found on your way to New Yohan. It can hold some quantity of liquid inside.
Presently it is FULL of an unknown substance,

You place it in your inventory, now FULL.


Careful of tripping of the remains, you carefully continue to creep your way through the old battlegrounds.

Once you've reached the colossal and rusted stone giant, it starts to rumble, causing you to back away from it.

The gnashing of stone rips itself out of its slumber to echo the words,"INTERLOPER"

Its crumbling self rises as bits and pieces fall of its body as it thumps and booms at you.


====BOG GUARDIAN====

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4lwpYLlVvM

You ready your whip, crackling with whatever magic it has.

The battleground is not sparse of the fallen, both of its and your people.

Thick trees are around you with the eternal fog resting as an arena's walls.

[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 0/20

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>>6390912
[x] Whip its shins

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>[x] Whip shins

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You lash out against its concrete shins, but it looks like you've done nothing to affect it! (0)

The Bog Guardian bellows deeply.

It starts charging at you, thundering its way past through any obstacle in its path, collapsing many fragments off its crumbling mass. (15)

[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 0/20

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>>6391051
[x] Dodge to the side

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>[x] Dodge

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You deftly dodge the colossal Bog Guardian, avoiding its lumbering assault.

The Bog Guardian crashes to a halt upon missing you collapsing massive blocks and chunks off its crumbling mass, briefly stunning itself in the process. (30)

[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 5/20

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>>6391051
>>6391167
this.
We are going to do this right, this time.

>>6391291
Attack the chest.

>>6391336

Uhh...can you point to where that is?
I just want to be ultra specific.

And I'm back!

continuing EQ shortly!

[spoiler]The new pokemon game is pretty cash[/spoiler]

>>6391506
Right-o!

That's it for Eventide, guys.
Hope you can get past the first boss in the game next time.

>>6391506
>shortly

>>6376807
Taking a giant floating stadium for a joyride and offering aid to people

“LITERALLY HOW?!”

“What?! What?!” Junko says alarmed

Myrrh just kinds scoots away from her with a deeply disturbed glance

”Aren’t you dead?!” You shout, getting calmed down as you stand up, completely flabberghasted

“Well, clearly not!” Junko shouts as her eyes move towards Myrrh “And who’s this girl?”

“That’s Myrrh” you say as Myrrh alternates between looking at Junko and you, before carefully offering her hand towards Junko, still somewhat alarmed

Junko slowly and awkwardly shakes Myrrh’s hand, before Myrrh scoots away from her

“Now…What the fuck happened to you?”

“Meditating” Junko says quickly

“What?”

“Yeah, I do all that…y’know Zen stuff, it’s a hobby” Junko says as she gets up and into the pilot seat

“Is stopping your heart part of the meditation?” You say as you follow her back to the chopper, you look at Myrrh and offer her a hand, which she politely accepts

“…I’m REALLY good at meditating”

“…Oookaaay…”

“C’mon don’t make this weirder than it is” Junko says as she starts the chopper

“Hey you’re the one that’s dead for an hour then makes up with no trouble”

“Death is a concepts created by feeble minds that can’t accept not knowing everything” Junko says in a fauz-condescending voice, before she shoots you a cocky smile “so why can’t the girl walk?”

“Cause she’s lazy” You say smiling before you get an elbow to the gut by a pouty Myrrh “Joking!”

“She got her feet mangled by…who captured you?”

Myrrh points at your white jacket and points at her teeth

“White…fang?”

Myrrh nods

“For what purpose?”

Myrrh starts punching the air

“Oh, oh! Bar brawl! Rigged boxing match gone wrong! Ummm Punched the leader in the face!” Junko says as she tries to guess

Myrrh shakes her head

“No! she was fighting…cause you’re a hunter right?”

Myrrh makes a kinda gesture

“Kinda on the fighting or on the hunter?

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She makes a 2 with her hand

“Both?”

She shakes her head frustrated

“One tap for fighting, two for hunter” you put your palm in front of her as she sighs

Myrrh taps your hand twice

“Okay, so…”

“Hunter in training!” Junko adds cheerfully

Myrrh points at Junko and snaps her fingers

“Told ya~” Junko says proudly “So you got into trouble for fighting the White fang huh? And why can’t you talk?” she adds

Myrrh opens her mouth to show that she seems to lack a tongue, you zoom and it seems it have been actually cut off…not only that, but her throat seems extremely scarred from what you can see, almost charred

“What is she doing?” Junko says as she flies the chopper, unable to look closer

“Her throat is all kind of screwed up” You say, gently holding Myrrh’s chin before letting go “Sorry”

Myrrh dismisses your claim with her hand, as her face doesn’t seem to show much care, almost as if she got over it

“Maybe we could do something with her feet back at base, cybernetics are a dime a dozen in there” Junko says before finally moving inside the clouds, out of view “Anyways, we can chat later, what now?”

>Change choppers ((That anti-air weaponry from the docks…hopefully that’s the only thing left for it)
>Go wipe out some BF cells (The docks are going to call out your deeds, people are preparing for you)
>Check on the nearby WF cell and try to fissle things out (Do you seriously want to do it with Myrrh here? She must mean something at the least)
>Check out on the riots that have been going on for days (this thing is spreading like wild fire, even the outer parts of the city are getting rowdy)
>The main supplier is probably underground by now, you’re gonna need some outside help if you want to catch him
>Hit the main HQ (Danger!)
>Other

>>6392421
>>Check out on the riots that have been going on for days (this thing is spreading like wild fire, even the outer parts of the city are getting rowdy)
gotta protect our girlfriend!

>>6392421
>Take Myrrh to Amy and put her in The Pod.

>>6392407
>>6392421
[x] Check out the riots

>>6392421
>>6392482
this

“We have to end the riots, in any way we can”

“Hmm I agree, they’re getting out of hand” Junko says as she start moving the chopper back towards the city “It’s gonna be a 5 hour trip, so stay relaxed”

>A while later

“Okay, so I play a +4 and change the color to…green”

“…”

Myrrh puts a return card with a cocky grin, with only one card left

“…You didn’t say ‘Uno!’” you say with the cheekiest face you can muster

And that’s how you snuff a smile of a mute

“Stop playing around” Junko says as you look outside “We’re here”

You arrive at the epicentre of the whole thing, cars are burning and people are beating themselves out, it looks like ants destroying their own anthill from your view as the chopper lands on a nearby rooftop

You get out first, Junko holding Myrrh piggyback

It’s…

“Massive…Just…just how do you make it this big?! It’s ridiculous!” You say as you point at the LITERAL waves of people fighting each other with bats “I mean! This is stupid!”

“Maybe it struck a chord? I dunno, I don’t get out that much” Junko says shrugging

“It’s just…it’s not normal…” You say sitting on the edge of the building “I…I don’t even know where to start”

>>”How about you start by heading to the heart of this?”<<

Your communicator beams as a mysterious radio signal appears

“Who’s this? Identify yourself!”

>>”Everything will be answered once you reach the bottom of the rabbit hole my fraulein~”<<

“What the fuck is a fraulein?” You say hushed to Junko as to not appear stupid

“Some kind of dish?” Junko says shrugging

“Oh yeah? Well this seems fishy, miss, and I’m a spicy kind of guy myself”

>>”…”<<

The line seems to be unresponsive now

“So what do we do now?”

>Check loadouts?

>”We follow what she said, it may be a trap, but we can handle it”
>”We’re circling the area, I’m not falling for traps”
>Other

>>6393070
[x] We're circling the area, I'm not falling for any traps.

>>6393070
>”We’re circling the area, I’m not falling for traps”

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>>6393070
>check loadouts
and
>”We’re circling the area, I’m not falling for traps”
N-not this time, at least!

also
>“What the fuck is a fraulein?”
yeah, I don't know either, I only know what a "Fräulein" is

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>>6380778
Okay then, who wins the real fight; the one for their father's love

>>6393303
Neither of them. Todd's favorite changes daily.

>>6393481
So just the first one he sees in the morning?

>>6393507
>the reason he's probably awake
Doubtful.

>>6393507
He picks a name from a hat.

>>6393533
Depends on how he was woken up, I'd assume

>>6393507
more like the girl that was with him that night combined with the amount of sex they had gives you the mother and number of the child that is his favorite that day.

the number rotates, so if Todd were to fuck Mel four times, even tho she only has three kids, his favorite would be her firstborn for that day.

hopefully the kids will never guess that, or the days where Todd's favorite children are several or even all of them are going to get very, very disgusting for the poor kids

>>6393576
I'd be surprised if the Colorful household was not used to sloppy noises and loud moans at night.

>>6393591
>some of his children sneakily masturbate to the sound of Todd having sex

>>6393576
>>6393591
>>6393607

Literally all of this is gross.

The bedrooms are soundproofed.

>>6393607
And the invisibility semblance one hides in the closet.

>>6393621
It's natural.

>>LOADOUTS<<

>Tuco Azulejo (LOAD 30/30)
Personal weapon: “Pleaser” revolver
Carrying: Pockets full of throwing knifes (3)
Two swords (Electric and fire) (2)
Full P.N.K armor (25)

>Junko Prismacolor (LOAD 20/30)
Personal weapon: 5 visual recognition trigger mechanisms (will do a simple action based on any sort of trigger Junko implements on it)
”Samaritan” sniper rifle (15)
5 grenades of different dust type (5)

>Myrrh (LOAD 0/15)
Personal Weapon: Katana

>>STORAGE<<
>”Justice” Rocket launcher: compact Semi automatic recoilless rocket launcher, comes with 10 charges already and can be Dust adjusted (15 load)
>”Blood berry” Collection: A set of beam katanas, each was attuned to a different Dust crystal and therefore has different properties (1 each) (Say which kind of dust) (Electric and fire taken)
>”Helter Skelter” semi-automatic revolver: I-I think I went too crazy on this one, Essentially is a revolver with 12 chambers which all circle automatically…that would be 72 magnum bullets before you have to reload, which I believe compensates in my opinion (10 load)
>Grenade collection: A vast array of handmade grenades, all of them with unique abilities you won’t find in any place! (1 grenade per 1 load, you can specify what it does (Otherwise it will be just regular fragmentation))
>”Drachenatem” Assault shotgun: an automatic shotgun that carries a special mixture that I like to call “Puffy clouds” Which are essentially Napalm Explosive rounds doused in corrosive acid, I-I-Is it to violent? I hope it’s not…it’s bad people right? (10 load)

Okay, now writing for the rest

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>>6393630
>watching and jerking it to your parents having sex is natural

>>6393650
So I guess no changes then?

>>6393827
your guess would be correct

>>6393551
>Decides his favourite entirely by chance
>Even on certain kid's birthdays
>The rule is absolute

”We’re circling the area, I’m not falling for traps” you say as you take out your stuff “Myrrh you stay here with the cho-“

Before you can say anything, the girl propels herself with her arms across the rooftops, jumping way farther than a normal human being

“Oh right…hunter school and everything” You say as you catch up to her quickly by floating, Junko on the other hand, runs towards you, parkouring trough the roofs in an act of pure skills

“C’mon we’re heading right” you say as you throw Myrrh across the open downtown street, she lands safely on the other side as you carry Junko

“She’s skilled” Junko says impressed

“Even without her legs” You say as you both land quickly to the other side “Altough I assume it’s gonna make her tired as well at some point”

“Yeah, what do we do then?”

>”I’ll tell her to stick with you, she’ll have more breathing space since you’re slower”
>”I’ll carry her when I’m able”
>”I guess she’ll make that decision herself”

>A while later

You’re outside the perimeter, but looking into the main area of conflict…

Wait who the hell got a bulldozer in there? This isn’t even a construction site!

You zoom at it and it’s empty, plenty of people moving it as it gets…toppled over…

…

“They…they toppled over a bulldozer?” you say almost speechless

“That’s…that’s not natural…” Junko says taking off her binoculars “It’s…”

All of you are speechless for a while, Myrrh grabs her sword, less in preparedness and more in comfort

“So…what do we do?” Junko says, her voice slightly losing enthusiasm

>”C’mon, we’re getting closer, I wanna see what’s happening…”
>”We’re leaving, there’s no way we can do anything near that hellhole”
>(Check commlines) ”…Yo, lady, can you still hear me?”
>Other

>>6394116
[x] I guess she'll make that decision herself.

[x] Check comlines

>>6394141
seconding

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reminder to lewd the semen demon of remnant

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>>6394774
NO!

Think of a character

What kind of suffering do they need to go trough to reach their "Punished" state

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>>6395923
Well if you took away Todd's dick he'd be in quite a sorry state. Y'know, even more so then most dudes would be.
Punished Todd: A stripper stripped of his Pole

>>6396036
Who of his harem would still stay with a Todd without dick?

I mean, he still can make them scream using hands and mouth, but still..

I know Lynette would stay, because cowmom's a best.
Izzy would also stay, since, depending on your opinion on her, she either still needs him for her little scheme OR she truly love him.
(Or both..)

The first to go would probably be Valentine.

boop

http://wpc.1765a.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/c9477abc-8e2c-4291-a2aa-f660ae99dccd/index.m3u8

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>>6395923

I can speak for Jasper with the way players have built him as character, in that the only thing that'll ever break him is losing someone precious in a situation that he has tried to prevent because lopping body parts from him would most likely not work.

>>6397698
even that wouldn't work, that would just increase his resolve towards his remaining friends and revenge

>>6397723

You want Jasper to turn into a demon?

>>6397744
isn't he already?

>>6395923
Easy

Eva dies

And viceversa?

I dont think she's to reach a punished version, she would have just a mental breakdown instead

>>6396277
Valentine and Irondong would team up using Atlas tech and a TC9000 mold to build him the 60000000 lien penis.

>>6397772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpK5i3EZnsk

Y'know... Am I the only person who thinks the God Hand would be a great powerup for Yang?

>A huge manly arm covered in armor plates

>>6397816
Gold would probably help
SCIENCE!

"They probably messed up the surgery" thought Izzy, because since his "improvement", Todd constantly drops weird quotes during sex like "I'll Be Back" or "Dead or alive, you're cumming with me!".

Also, she caught him while he was swinging his new dick around, making servo-noises.

>>6398213
>"It'll be just like the original."
"Oh..."
>"What's wrong?"
"Couldn't you put lasers and lights on it or something?"
>"I guess, but wouldn't you prefer the origi-"
"No. No, I wouldn't."

Punished jefe when?

>>6397816
Also
If he got a Robocock, could he put P3-N1 into it to further enhance his performance?

"Penny. Charge the pleasure coil, refill the seed-chambers, bioanalyze the target to find weakspots and apply electromagnetic stimulation when you see fit. And...[dramatic pause]... remove the mindbreak dampeners."

"But Boss, no living being has ever dealt that much pleasure. Let alone receive it. We could kill her. Or worse, I don't know... Atlas biophysics isn't yet at the point where we can comprehent this stuff. As far as I know, ANYTHING could happen! You could break reality!"

"Penny."

"Yes Boss?"

"Engage."

>his dick breaches the delicate pussy of the universe, making time and space themselves climax

he creates a fixpoint across the entire fourth space dimension, creating a portal to EVERYWHERE in the pussy he just fucked.

>>6398231
"Listen lady, you can fight me, but wouldn't you rather have sex? You are gonna get the dick either way, but it's your choice if it's gonna feel good or bad."

>>6398277
Jesus Christ.
I spit my drink all over the floor.
Shine on you glorious bastard.

>>6398277
>>6398291
"Izzy, I want you to meet my parents!"

Mr. and Mrs. Colorful were quite surprised to see their son and some girl suddenly appear in their living room having wild sex.

>>6398323
>This happens several times
>"Honey, get the plates and towels out, Todd's here for Thanksgiving."

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>when she see the Beowulf cock

>>6376774
>Dry continues to get bullied
I'm starting to think that most people here really don't like him.

>>6399523
It's not most

It's just two (or one) guys that wont shit up

>>6399564
this

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>>6397233
Nice to see Raven in full now. Didn't expect her to be part of a Bandit Clan

>>6399888
Not only that, she didn't look like a Yang recolour.

>inb4 Todd takes Raven over Yang

>>6399933
Well duh. Todd would need a second puller if he went with Yang.

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>>6399888
>tfw your new team leader's step-mom killed your parents

>Qrow says it was Raven who raided that town from E2 or w/e
>Ren clearly recognized their brand but didn't say anything to the others that it was there
>protecting Nora from having another fit like the sirens in V2

The exposition in this episode was pretty good.

>>6399945
>Todd adding a milf and cripple to his Harem
>Two kids
>Born with one arm, and the other is so edgy it disappeared

>>6399945
>tfw we never fucked Yang
it hurts.
we had so many opportunities.

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Yang put on the arm too
Imagine the handjobs she could give with that thing

>>6400118
Voice of experience: Metal ain't a great masturbatory aide.

>>6400241
Could the TC handle this?

>>6401597
[x] Install the HD mod

>>6401597
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

[S]If not, Load file 1[/S]

>>6401663

a-anon....
what's that?

>>6401597
Run JQ, you fuck.

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>[x] Dodge

-----

You deftly dodge the colossal Bog Guardian, avoiding its lumbering assault.

The Bog Guardian crashes to a halt upon missing you collapsing massive blocks and chunks off its crumbling mass, briefly stunning itself in the process. (30)

[] Attack
--[] Whip
--[] BLANK CHOICE

[] Special
--[] (You have not learned anything)

[] Items
--[] Hip Flask
--[] Whip (Unequip)
--[] Bottle

[] Defend
[] Observe
[] Wait
[] Flee


Health: 9/19
Aura: 3/3
Fatigue: 5/20

---------

>>6401834

You can't talk to me like that!

>>6401861
[x] Observe

>>6401866
I just did.

Ooooooooh

>>6401861
Attack the center of the chest.
(Strong attack)

>>6402022
>>6401871

Eventide is postponed, guys.

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>When you walk in on your uncle during his 'alone' time and he gives you this look.

[spoiler]Did I do the meme right, dayuhd?[/spoiler]

Hey grimm here, need an answer here for next time on GQ.

>continue to the next day (birth of yang's and Weiss's brood.)
>Skip over a week (Random customization)

>>6403655
[x] Next day.

>>6403655
You don't have to write the births if you don't want. I'd be fine with just the customization.

>>6403655
Next day

>>6403655
I just want to make sure that both heads of Weiss' snek are white.

And that it's incredibly confused all the time.

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The face of a champion.

>>6403945
Someone tell this fucker to smile once in a while, damn.

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>>6404039

Bleh!

>>6403945
Give him a break, he's had a hard life

>>6404039
>>6404057

Out of all the character that could've been made, I am actually surprised at the result you guys wanted me to draw.

>>6400118
How would Yang's handjobs with Todd and Jasper be like?

>>6404192
>Jasper
"That's okay! You'll get better at it. I enjoyed it because it was you."

>Todd
"Is there an autofire on this thing we can try out?"

>>6404206
>Todd
"I got an AI and a mechanic in my harem. Let's see what we can do!"

>>6404206
>"That's okay! You'll get better at it. I enjoyed it because it was you."
Then the poor man was raped

>>6404269
F

Man, don't die RWBYgt!

>>6404692
If only one of the writers had the balls to run their quest.

>>6404706

Do you wanna Eventide?

>>6404719
Go run JQ. We're off to see Irondong after all.

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>>6404733

But the thread...

>>6404771
The thread will live and die by its own accord.

>>6404771
Why dont you run JQ in here?

Reminder that Dry is not for bully and is a creative GMand hardworking artist.

>>6404998

Because it has its own containment thread.

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Woo!

>>6405032
No he isn't.

>>6405052
It's weird because her voice turned me off but her mannerisms turned me on.

>>6405118

Yes he is.
I will defend him on this.

>>6405052
Oh damn
Who's this semen demon?

>>6405153

Unnamed Mistrali Barmaid

>>6405160
like the one soap was banging back then?

>>6404706
ALRIGHT, FINE.
WHO WANTS GQ!?

>>6405274
SURE

>last time on GQ
>We slightly panic and witness the gross birth of our first born Fuego.
>we revel in fatherhood.

You spend the next few hours, bonding with your child.

He would shakenly get up to follow you around the little shack. His speed is snail like, but he never gives up and continues to “walk” to you.

When he tires pyrrha holds him closely to her and carries him around.

Nicole finally wakes from her deep sleep and opens her eyes (now fully darkened). When she see the pup, she practically squeals and speeds her way to Fuego.

With two woman now doting and taking care of him. You exit the shack to see your friends.

Harvey, David, and Harambe all congratulate you.

You ask them what happened to the mechanical huntress.

David points with his third head to the east wall.

There you see the huntress pinned on the wall by her cables. Her face, mouth and body covered in white, eyes dull and head hanging down.

David chuckles.

“I decided to show Harambe how we do things here. Both I and monkey boy her both teamed up on her! I don’t think she will be moving for a while.”

Harmabe laughs.

“It was fun, but I think fighting is far superior to that. She didn’t even fight back!”

He shrugs and turns to Harvey.

“and you were right there just watching the entire thing.”

Harvey blushes a bit, before turning away.

“S-she was my rival! I wanted to see her broken t-that’s all!”

You laugh.

For the rest of the day you and your friends celebrate by talking and planning what to do next.

But finally you all go your separate ways and go to sleep.

You snuggle against the two huntresses, and begin to close your eyes.

A small thing crawls on to your chest.

You open an eye and see Fuego resting on you.

Black smoke comes from your body and into him, Fuego shudders and falls asleep.

Seems he was feeding on your negative emotions.

You close your eyes and fall asleep.

>(1/2)

>>6405391
……

“AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHH!!!!!!”

Your eyes snap open.

Quickly, you grab Fuego and gently place him in his mother’s arms, then sprint out of the shack.

“NOOOO!!!”

You look left and right, until you find the source of the screaming.

Yang.

Shes still tied up, but you notice a large we spot underneath her.

She struggles fiercely against her bonds.

David and Weiss are the next on the scene, but you notice Weiss wincing and holding her stomach as well.

Shit.

Choose a number for yang.
>1
>2
>3
>4

Choose one for Weiss.
>1
>2
>3
>4

>>6405411
4 and 3

>>6405411
>4
>2

What is every MC's favorite sex position?

Closing and revealing in 5
(FUCK MY INTERNET IS SUPER SLOW)

>>6405523
5 minutes or 5 hours?

>>6405523
Yang
1: "special" beowulf
2: stillbirth
3:stillbirth
>4:normal

Weiss
1:normal
2:normal
>3:albino
4:two heads on the front

Sorry i have to cut this session short, my internet is ducking up so badly.

>>6405771
Just for heads up

>Yangs kid personality

>Just as evil as you but with Yangs puns

>>6405822
Which gender, though?

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>>6404206
So I found this.

>>6405851
Girl so she can be 600 pounds of sass.

>>6405954
Over 600 pounds of pussy and sass!

>>6405171
Mistral Barmaid x Soap smut when?

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>>6404192
Probably kinda sad and underwhelming .
Might still be good if you've got a fetish for bionic limbs or something

>>6407081
>chromatic aberration

ECH

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>>6407156
I have others that might be less offensive to your eyes... probably, I can't really tell from the thumbnail

>>6406979
he already did

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>>6407184

Did I hear somebody say... CYBERPUNK?!?

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>>6397816
>>6407374

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>>6407497

The genitalia strikes again!

But in a more serious note, I do like the concept of Shadowrun but I just love Syndicate more in a cyberpunk-megacorporations kinda sense even though it's a long forgotten game from the 90s.

The remake was a FPS for some unknown reason.

>>6407607
I actually enjoyed the remake quite a bit, but never really played the original, not really my genre, I'm more of a turn-based guy when it comes to tactics/strategy.

Also, tho that might be because I never played the original, I think the corps in SR are better because they have unique characters and feels, whereas to me all of Syndicate's corps somewhat blend into each other and seem to be pretty much the same.

>>6407654
>agents pretty much the same.

That was the point!

You were a bunch (four) of agents all working under one big corporations as assets to undermine the other businesses.
Nothing else.

Individuality is out the fucking window because that is the only purpose of your life.

It's also less "fantastical".

Bullfrog could've done something with this and now its gone and we get Satellite Reign that nobody wants to play.

>turn-based guy when it comes to tactics/strategy

Like most JRPGS?

Guess that's why most RTTs have died off over the past decade.

>>6407654

Also check out this sick ass trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dK_TgloOsQ

>>6407753
>agents pretty much the same.
No, I meant the corps as a whole.
"character" in a sense of "personality".
Like, when I look at SR corps, every one of the AAA is unique.

tho what you said about the lack of individuality also holds for the corps

>Like most JRPGS?
nah, more like XCOM or Civilizations.

>>6407803
>Ultra Violent
heh

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>>6407867

Although to be fair one is has been more expanded while the other is left in the dumpster like an unwanted baby.

It's must be the work of Wintermute I tell ya.

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>>6407081
A fetish for robot handjobs could mean a lot of different things

>>6407960

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>>6408341
...
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>>6408426
8008-1355

8008-1355

===============

Margaret Renée-Blanc

Is this you?

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>>6408479
y/n
>Y
>enter

>>6408341
>THATCHORP
>>6408426
THATCHERCORP

I smell fraud.

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>>6408519
Aw fuck, did I fall for another one of those chain letter e-mails? I knew those handjobs were to good to be true

>>6408519
>>6408542

FUCK ,WAIT!

MY SLEEPINESS GOT THE BETTER OF ME!

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Your current chip implant is the Case 7 and you have requested the purchase of the Case 8.

All accounts and finances are set and paid by THATCHERCORP.


Arrival of Case 8 self-implantation package will be approximately 5 minutes.
I apologize for the delay.

There has been some traffic lately over the success of the product.


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The year is 2016, just a century ago mankind has rendered the rule of nations of obsolete and now have turned their allegiances to megacorporations.

These business titans nearly own the whole world if it weren't split by their competition with one another and the drive of greed.

Thus ushered in a new era.

The era of the chip.

More than 90% of the world's present population are chipped by their respective companies, branded loyalties by birth.
This would mean you would be classified as an enemy by the other corporations that would gladly take all measures to come to their side, lest be terminated.

There are also some that have broken free from this madness and formed their own following, The Libertad.
Their numbers are still few that the corporations haven't exercised any force towards them, seeing it as a negligible threat.

Corporate espionage becomes the way to compete against others in the global market for supremacy.

And as for you, you are Margaret Renée-Blanc, employed by one of Earth's 7th leading megacorporation, THATCHERCORP, as an espionage agent bred for one thing only: to protect the corporation's various assets and interests.

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>>6408765
>as an espionage agent bred for one thing only: to protect the corporation's various assets and interests
>Gave my company ID away to what could've been some chain letter for [HANDJOBS]
My boss is gonna be fucking pissed if she ever finds out about this. She's still never forgiven me for falling for that "ThatcherCo Official Password Inspector" debacle

You sit at your large and lush bed, flanked and domed by many screens, looking to buy the new model of your company's chip.

Your well-furbished suite sits at a high level in a towering condominium, above the urban sprawl below where the lower level citizens dwell.
But even up here your whole view on the landscape is blanketed by buildings rising higher than that of yours.

You roll around your bed waiting for your package to arrive shortly.

"Damn traffic.."

Across your bedroom is your balcony, you always leave it open since all weather has been simulated now.
Everything is in accordance to convenience.

Unless you want to of course modify your own personal weather.
Your present chip allows you to make it rain, snow, get summer heat all in your own perspective, the technology behind it is remarkable considering the last chip before it couldn't simply alter some certain lights in your own room.

You are laying here, already filled with lulling boredom until you spot your holo-plant propped up on your balcony fizzling out again.

A small smile creeps into your face.

It's Tess.
Your next door neighbor doing what he does best when he's not at work in pharmaceutical, disturbing the peace of your pseudo-garden.

>[] Go over to the balcony
>[] Contact Tess and tell him to stop it
>[] Deactivate plant

>>6408855
>>[] Go over to the balcony

>>6408792

Every TC citizen has a unique code to their name and yes you're quite the consumer.

>>6408855
alright, whose spin-off is this?

>[x] Go over to the balcony

You grab a sweater to cove yourself up and walk daintily to to your balcony.
It's still midday but you're feeling like it's nighttime.

The outside sky dims into a dark blue as the buildings outside sparkle in dots in the approaching evening.

The lights in your condo begin to lighten your place up as you hug your woolen sweater close to greet the night breeze into your ------------[=[] Do you have any augments?[]=]-----------

You take light steps outside and bark at the young man across the adjacent balcony flicking his wrist at your innocent plant.

His well-kept hair is barely affected by the wind that usually comes by to give you a chill.

The glasses on his nose you've noticed always remain skewed, which at this point you know he's doing in purpose.

"Tessier, stop bothering my poor plant!"

You immediately make the foliage sprout a numerous more to emphasize the matter.

"A bit warm for a sweater don't you think?"

"I'm simulating."

"Ah, of course.", he draws himself back and grabs a chair.
He positions himself facing you like an impromptu interview of sorts.

He always does this.

"Sooo?"

"So what?"

You lean by the railings, refusing to return the cordiality of sitting to his pleasure.

"Are you getting the new Case chip?"

>[] What's that to you?
>[] Yes I am so you can stop bothering my plants
>[] No, too costly for me

>>6408907

I don't understand your question,

>>6408972
who are you

>>6408968
>[] Yes I am so you can stop bothering my plants

>[=[] Do you have any augments?[]=
Nothing functional or useful, but she did get some fancy colour changing subdermal BioTats back in her "rebellious" youth. Yup, nothing says sticking it to the man then getting mom and dad to buy you some body mods from a corporate owned tattoo parlour who only stock corporate approved designs made popular by corporate funded media.

You gotta turn them off for work though, dress code and all that
http://i.imgur.com/jBZz3sX.gifv

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Would we get to see that barmaid slapping Soap for not wearing protection?

>>6405150
There was literally just one person that wanted his quest when he asked last time. Him being bad isn't an opinion, it's a fact.

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>>6410436
>Him being bad isn't an opinion, it's a fact.
hey, that sounds familiar!

>>6410472
?

>>6410507
just because you call it "fact" doesn't magically make it one.

buthey, I can help you get out of your hole:
>>>/co/87814104

there, I bet you'll find some people who will agree to you, and then you can slobber around their foreskin and have fun! c:

>>6410560
I didn't just "call" it a fact. I made an observation and drew the only logical conclusion from it. If you disagree, provide evidence to the contrary and your reasoning.
But hey, saying otherwise makes you right, right?

>>6410615
>I didn't just "call" it a fact. I made an observation and drew the only logical conclusion from it.

yeah, no, that's not how facts work - that's how opinions work.

when you want to call it a fact, you need to make reproducable observations, document your line of conclusions and especially the elimination of alternative options thoroughly and then have it get peer-reviewed, have your observations re-done by others and have others follow your line of thought and come to the exact conclusion, or at least a conclusion within a certain error range (scientific standard is within 2, rarely 3, sigmas)

https://www.mpg.de/197494/rulesScientificPractice.pdf
http://forskerportalen.dk/?p=591
http://www.esf.org/fileadmin/Public_documents/Publications/ESPB10.pdf
http://publicationethics.org/files/International%20standards_authors_for%20website_11_Nov_2011.pdf
http://www.esf.org/fileadmin/Public_documents/Publications/Code_Conduct_ResearchIntegrity.pdf
http://www.rcuk.ac.uk/documents/reviews/grc/rcukpolicyandguidelinesongovernanceofgoodresearchpracticefebruary2013-pdf/
http://www.admin.ox.ac.uk/personnel/cops/researchintegrity/

one or two persons simply cannot define a fact on their own, lest it's about a topic concerning only themselves - i.e. your status as being mentally incapable of going more than two days without pulling everything possible to phish some sweet sweet attention out of this thread

>>6410713
>Reproducible observations.
Then wait until he shows up again to run his quest and watch as once more he gets one person at most.
And hey, if my claim is incorrect, please do show me how. I'd change my mind if you could do that.
The problem is you still showed no proof to the contrary of what I said.If I'm wrong, surely it would be easy to show it?
Also, how are facts determined by the number of people involved? There have been plenty of instances where the majority of people were wrong about almost evrything. Argumentum ad populum.
And trying to insult me isn't helping either. My skin's not that thin.
I know you might find this hard to believe, but all I need to see is evidence to the contrary to change my mind.

[=[x] Prismatic Subdermal Biotats [x]=]

In a display only for nostalgia, you reveal your only "augmentation" for yourself when you were younger.
Your neighbour has a particular stance on these things, being part that he's in the medical field, which was said to give paroxysms of mania, neurological damage and permanent tissue degradation.

Never had either of those.

They shine in long lines and rows all segmented and straight interweaving patterns along your arms, torso, thighs and legs.

"Heh..."

He perks up, curious to your hidden enjoyment, "You better not be on any narcotics, I would hate to see you ruined trying to mitigate the effects. It's not easy and cheap let me tell you that."

"So, what if I am? What's it to you? Med-boy.", you tease.

His arms raise up in his defense, "Alright, alright your body your rules I get it. I get to see many low-levels ruined by it everyday as I get to work, it's no laughing matter."

You lean in towards him, your elbows pressed against the railings,"Then I guess me laughing would be inappropriate?"

"Yes. Yes it would definitely will be...hey you're still simulated right?"

"I am. Nighttime, it's much relaxing this way before I get to my job,"

"Nightime, eh? You got time for "coffee" before you head out?"

>[] I got time
>[] Smooth, Tess. Wouldn't want you to get ruined by my "narcotics"
>[] In your simulated dreams, pal.

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>>6409042

Why Thatcher of course!

>>6410831
>[] I got time

>>6410822
>>6410822
Ah geez,alright.
Then, let's first define a proper bases of proof:

Going by
>Then wait until he shows up again to run his quest and watch as once more he gets one person at most.
It's enough proof for you when he gets more than one person willing to partake in his quest?

If not, do define precisely what's enough proof for you and what is not.
For this, of course, you have to define exactly what "good" and "bad" are - and, if you really want to hold your claim as to your opinions being "fact", show me how your definition of "good" and "bad" are universal (in addition to showing me how your opinion fullfills the fundamental guidelines for good scientific practice made by pretty much every proper scientific institution in the world)

And do define the exact time frame you want your proof to come from, since I can pretty easily wander through the archives and get you some 5-player MQ posts from RWBYgt's active, early days.

then, after you did that, you should try to elaborate to me why exactly you think Dry being bad is "the only logical conclusion" for you, and why you think an alternative hypothesis like the alleged drop in voters being simply a tie-in with the general drop in voters across all quests, or the wild past and the apparant on-off-character of Dryden's quests discouraging potential voters, or that it's simply due to effective, relentless DryHating that just sucks the fun out of everything - the impact of bot-like, antipathic propaganda should be very apparant after the election.

>>6411203
Lastly:
>Also, how are facts determined by the number of people involved? There have been plenty of instances where the majority of people were wrong about almost evrything.

>Then wait until he shows up again to run his quest and watch as once more he gets one person at most.

you see how you are contradicting yourself?
so, do precisise what is your actual opinion on the matter of majority's role in facts.

Anyways, technically speaking I wouldn't need to explain this matter to you.
It's a fact that has been established not by me but by, as formerly mentioned, pretty much every proper scientific institution on the globe, but science I do know the reasons, let's not let you die dumb:

Science - or, to be more precise, every science except maths, is a process of trial and error.
Maths technically is not, because its subjects are created by humanity itself. Someone defined what the number 5, what an integral and what a delta distribution is some time ago, and people write it down and use this definition to define more elaborate things and so on.
Other sciences do not have it "so easy", they are naturally subjected to error.
Lots and lots and lots of error.

>>6411212
It is impossible to circumvent all errors.
So the only good way to cope with errors is to conceive and quantise them,and then, maybe, circumvent some.
there are several sources (i.e. the measurement procedures, the used machines, insufficient theoretical bases or statistical or even intrinsic uncertainties) for errors, and so many errors need to be treated differently in order to properly cope with them.

one of the worst kind of errors are the researchers themselves.
because the human error is nearly impossible to quantify accordingly.

so, the only action to cope with THAT is to treat it in a statistical way, eliminating as much human error as possible by using the law of large numbers on it:

If we assume a human error is random - which we have to, since bad science like just creating data where none is actually measured is not allowed in science and will get punished severely - then it can get minimized almost indefinitely by summing up over a large number of it.

or, to say it in less scientific terms:
"two pair of eyes see more than one"

Now, look at the apparant instances of the majority being wrong in the past.
You see that word?
PAST.
that's an important part.

Because: We see that a majority of people WAS wrong, because we NOW know what right is.
The most possible thing is that people that come after us will see how we were wrong, because they know what right is.
And people after them seeing that THEY were wrong, and so on and so on.
As I said: Science is an eternal cycle of trial and error.

It is impossible to be 100% correct.
If someone tells to you in a scientific context, without being informal or joking, they know something with 100% certainty, then they're wrong. Period.

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>>6411224
Science can only approximate the truth as it really is.
And because they are so many POSSIBLE truths - i.e. "what you see as red I see as lilac", "we all live in the matrix", "god exists and he wears socks and sandals in march", just look through any collection of famous metaphysical topics - the scientific community consentually defined what "truth" is a long time ago, and this definition is present throughout the many guinelines for proper scientific practice.

And the truth - facts - is simply what the scientific community - through certain conferences and the likes - agrees on to be the truth.
Of course for this to work you need trust in the fact that every scientist works properly,but there are also important mechanism to uncover scientific fraud and bad science in general and dispose of it.

And of course it's important that every scientist is ready to neglect a truth he holds dear when the consensus points towards another direction. "Semper Apertus"

So, when you remember to not look at the past from OUR point of knowledge, but from the one back then, you will quickly discover that the scientific majority was always right.
It's the natural flow of science that right becomes wrong.
Newton's laws replaced Kepler's laws, Einstein's laws replaced Newton's laws, someone's laws will replace Einstein's laws and so on.

The important part is to remember that the scientific majority is not like every other majority.
Scientists are educated to think, to critically think, to reasonably think. They have methods and principles to maximize their efforts, to quickly and effectively achieve progress and knowledge.
Of course, not EVERY scientist is like that. Not every scientist is a good scientist.

But, and this is the most important part of it:
The MAJORITY is. And this is why the majority is a - if not THE - key component of proper scientific practice, and hence, the discovery and establishment of truths and facts.

>[x] I got time

"I got time."

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Obligatory sex scene time!
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Both of your lips lock in a constant struggle to push into each other as you roll around in his aquatic bed.
The blue- therapeutic glow of the the half aquarium-half bed makes it look like you are floating above in suspended space under the sea.
It is even composed of different sea fauna that you cannot tell if they are simulated or not.

You sit on top of his lithe and pale shirtless body, finally getting to mess that goddamn well-coiffed hair of his.

His hands search everywhere around your torso under your sweater, gripping and massaging your flesh all around with well-heated palms.
Each time he dances around your body, the arousing feeling is vibrant with each glide of his feverish inspection sending waves of pleasure into your head.

Your sweater gets lifted out of you and discarded across the room to leave you just in your lingerie atop him.

He starts to unbutton his pants under you while you stay at each others close breaths.

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Hormones levels increased.

Case 8 self- implantation package has arrived.

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Thanks for the perfect timing.

Now back at the "task" at hand.

===>[] Virtual Scene Reconfiguration? (Change the atmosphere of the room)
===>[] Elevate body responses (Feel more aroused)
===>[] No change.