/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Pearl will screw everything up edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Steven Bomb #4 from January 4 through January 8
Episode titles and synopses:
>Monday, January 4: "The Answer" - Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
>Tuesday, January 5: "Steven's Birthday" - Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
>Wednesday, January 6: "It Could've Been Great" - The Gems take a trip to the moon.
>Thursday, January 7: "Message Received" - Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
>Friday, January 8: "Log Date 7 15 2" - Steven sneaks a listen to a friend's audio diary.
Any fat gem fics? Please?
>>636653
>Pearl will screw everything up
Shut your whore mouth she's the best gem.
>>636669
No.
>>636680
Pearl will kill us all anon
>>636688
Dont be like that anon. Il even accept vore fics.
>>636690
I'm willing to die for her.
>>636700
>vore
OH HELL NAW.
But if you want some regular wholesome gem sex stories, visit hentai foundry.
>>636737
Sorry famm. I can only get off to fat fics. Everything else does nothing for me.
>>636749
Okay then, don't have any.
But for anyone interested...
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/search/stories?query=steven%20universe
>>636653
insert anything after rose's scabbard there
Is Zuke really gay?
>>636853
Uber gay. Sorry anon.
>>636866
Is that so. I thought it was just a joke.
Would you let peridot rate your waifu
>>636901
Pearl
Here lies Pearl's hopes and dreams.
>>636700
Hooboy
How about a story for this image?
Has anyone made fat edits and posted it to tumblr?
Last I know, the fandom goes bonkers for anybody that goes off-model or makes them skinny.
>>637013
>fandom
The tumblr portion of it.
>>636980
I'd rather have a story for realistic fat
Did we agree on which gem Steven will have doubts about believing in? It can't be Jasper right?
>>637112
Yep. Steven never liked her so he can't have doubt in believing in her.
>>637112
It will be Jasper.
>>637112
Are you talking about the stevenbomb episode? It will be all of them because they'll start fighting or something.
>>637112
it looks like lapis is looking at peridot's ass
>>637162
I am a Jasperfag, it took a lot of control to not sperg out.
Logically, it has to be Peridot or a gem related to the moon episode. Doesn't make sense for them to be discussing Jasper for an episode, right?
>>636669
I'm seconding Pepe!
we posting jasper now ?
>>637355
she either gives the best or worst blowjobs ever
>Watches the preview
>"OH EM GEE"
Fucking dammit Steven
fuck you too, sug
Why do you asshats make a new thread before the other one even hits the image limit? Stop being asshats.
>>637432
Too bad
It's yours now, take good care of her
Or else
>>637432
>>637425
>>637431
>>637415
Where do you think you are?
>>637441
THAT'S NOT JASPER THAT'S FUCKING MALACHITE
>>637441
That's pretty crazy, you were right.
Dem bottom arms tho.
>This thread
>>637454
that looks like a rebecca-bug-peri hybrid
>>637441
That awesome
>>637441
not my cup of crazy desu senpai
>>637439
it's gross and i hate it i never wanna see it again
>>636779
>Gad, you're Acunt
Fuck this thread I'm out
Too much 2Spooky4me Peri
>>637498
No and to be honest it'd be a fucking huge archive, who would even want something like that?
I have 39k images and that's 14 GB
>>637529
I would want it
>>637554
Well too bad, i'm not uploading 14GB of images
especially since there's definitely thumbnails and unrelated images in it
I should really start taking care of that
He's a big space rock human hybrid.
>>637562
Ew kill it before it lays eggs
>posting spoopy peridot instead of cute peridot
>>637576
Ur just jealous of how big and sexy Steven becomes.
>>637578
So the pregnant pericherry guy can't actually shitpost!
>>637501
who cares?
>>637587
I TOLD YOU TO KILL IT WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE
YOU DID THIS
>>637578
You have an abundance of that
I support deadwooddross' peridot desu
here's a cute dot for you
>>637597
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
are you all dead?
>>637646
on the inside
>>637597
I'M CUMMING ALL OVER THE PLACE POST MOAR
>>637598
>I support deadwooddross' peridot
Fair enough, I don't have anything against spooky, it's just that she looks like she's doing meth or something. In my opinion, spooky can be achieved, but without needing the mr. skeletal aesthetics. Alexandrite is a good example of spooky.
>>637621
That is a lewd peridot
>>637440
actually kinda cute
>>637645
>>637645
Yaaaaaayyyy!!
I new it exist it just had to be real!
http://strawpoll.me/6321178
Pick a side
Shall you stay in /trash/ or go on to /co/ when SU comes back
Post eternal flame
Threadly reminder that I'm on a mission from god to get this image into the OP of the first /sug/ back on /co/ once it's unbanned for Steven Bomb #4. Save the image and spread the word.
>>637663
Insectoid-creepy-spooky is right up my alley, i guess not everyone has a thing for carapaces and exoskeletons
I *DO* come straight out of homosuck in that regard
>>637738
>>637738
>>637761
>>637777
Quads
>>637680
2cute4me
>>637777
Check'd for purest form of love
alright faggots, I'll spend the holidays with some family and I'll not be able to step on this shithole for a couple days, so drop your requests
>>637811
Garnet as a cowboy
>>637811
nice dubs
>>637811
Lapis feeding peridot a burger, just shoving it all in there
>>637597
>steven's hybrid nature allows him to grow a vagina and lay eggs
>he continuously and uncontrollably lays eggs everywhere and can't stop it
>steven starts freaking out and the gems don't know what to do
>laying so many eggs strains steven's body and uses up most of it's nutrients
>steven is slowly dying and going insane from laying so many eggs nonstop
>steven's vagina is stretched to the limit from laying so many eggs and it causes him severe pain
>the gems try to block his vagina but it's no use, it only causes steven more pain
>pearl pretends to be upset but is hoarding the eggs and tending to them in hopes that a rose quartz hatches from one of them
>steven is comatose on his bed, not able to think, withered away, and close to death as he continues to lay eggs
>pearl continues to hoard them while garnet is in the corner sobbing and amethyst is hunched over and shaking
>greg has committed suicide from losing his son so unexpectedly and connie moves away to stop thinking about the pathetic state of her former friend
New fetish obtained
>>637736
Nooooooooo
Don't make me choose
>>637811
Jasper as a midget
>>637811
jasper doing awful things to ruby
>>637811
Ruby and Jasper in a flexing competition.
>>637738
>>637736
Homeworld all day, everyday.
>>637738
>>637837
>>637824
Good Lord.
Will steven ever be the same again?
>>637645
That's a lot of Steven Universe porn in one place
>>637847
>>637837
what the actual fuck
>>637746
>Insectoid-creepy-spooky is right up my alley
How? Do you not get that "goosebumps reflex" when viewing insects? I don't mean fear, I just mean that natural instinct that we inherit from our ancestors to stay away from insects?
>>637645
>>637862
lets dump our best/fav nsfw pics
>>637863
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
Fuck this thread.
>>637918
Who is the most popular character in this "Steven Universe" show? and why?
>>637918
>>637910
>>637918
>>637932
>>637944
Did anyone save the screenshots one anon made from a really fucked looking Pearl model he made? I liked it
>>>/co/78321263
>>637962
BBW is pretty vanilla. You guys are weak.
>>637863
i'll never understand those kind of drawings.
>>637932
It's probably Pearl.
>>637871
I'm surrounded by tiny jumping spiders every day and i feel pretty good about it
my house is a no-fly zone for real
>>637932
In these threads? It's a close competition between Pearl, Lapis, and Peridot. On tumblr? probably Garnet or Rose. Overall? Steven.
>>637910
>lets dump our best/fav nsfw pics
Post it at /aco/ to liven it up
>>637932
This one. She's the creator's favorite and has the most development.
>>638024
nah. it's just we're not amerifat
>>638085
> Why is she the creator's fav?
I don't know, but if I had to guess it's because she's a genuinely good, skilled and interesting person who is absolutely fucked up with all sorts of issues underneath the surface.
>>638085
She just gets the most episodes and is a pretty flawed character.
>>638092
She committed treason to her team and should be executed for it. If Yellow Diamond comes to Earth, it's literally Pearl's fault. You cannot say she's a good person by ANY means. I have no idea why Garnet didn't bubble her after that shit.
>>638106
All the main gems but Amethyst committed treason.
>>638106
> I have no idea why Garnet didn't bubble her after that shit.
Really? You have no idea why someone in a team of four wouldn't risk splitting the team further?
Also we can't know if she repaired the hub well enough for the message to make it out of the solar system. Broadcasting to Earth and broadcasting to Homeworld are two very different things.
>>638106
She honestly didn't really do anything that bad. She's the brains of the team, they couldn't do anything without her.
>>638120
I don't remember when Garnet actively aided the enemy by rebuilding their communication tower.
>>637824
that's disgusting anon. keep going
>>638125
They'd be better off without her.
>>638131
Fusion is looked down upon other than for battle, she committed treason by joining the rebellion.
>>638140
I'm not talking about thousands of years ago, that was to save the planet. I'm talking about when Pearl aided the enemy to make herself feel strong. If that actually happened, she'd be executed. She's a traitor to the Crystal Gems. I don't even think Rose would keep her around after that.
>>638106
I think Matt said that the tower was rebuilt but the signal wasn't transmitting anymore, anyone got a screencap or the source of it? I'm not too sure if this is correct or not.
>>638164
Of course it was transmitting, we saw it on Steven's TV.
>>638126
...I'm going to go ahead and edit this to bad pearl now
>>638040
I'm already there dumbass
Just want to piss of that one specific guy
i cant believe you
>>638164
>Believing Matt
lel
pearl is a good person and if you don't like her you don't understand the show
>>638174
Peridot's message specifically, it was only rebuilt enough to cause interference with the Television.
>>638131
You do know Garnet, Rose, and Pearl killed other gems and rebelled against Homeworld right?
>>638206
That wasn't mentioned in the episode.
>>638205
Yes, this.
pic related, mfw Pearl
>>638185
i need more furry pearl in my life. by not being able to shapeshift, she chooses fursuits.
>>638212
Yeah, I do remember when they saved the Earth and all of humanity, that was really nice of them.
>>638212
And they did it to save your useless ass.
>>638214
It kinda was though, If it was really re-transmitting her message, then it would've shown up in the TV again, instead it only cause static and never showed her message again.
>>638195
he was right about the hiatus
Any edit requests today?
>>638236
oh ok pearls fine then i'd fug
>>638259
one sec
>>638259
This with Steven and lapis
>>638259
this with peridot?
>>638226
Yeah, and look at what they sacrificed themselves for. A bunch of grown men watching cartoons and sitting on their computers all day, afraid of social interaction.
Yellow Diamond did nothing wrong.
>>638222
I want you all to know that there's somebody out there who cares about you.
Have a nice day.
>>638259
This with Pearl
>>638302
> sitting on their computers all day, afraid of social interaction.
What the fuck do you think they're doing on their computers you retarded fuck?
>>638222
>>638305
inb4 MUH REACTION IMAGE
MUH FACE THO
>>638314
arguing over waifus
looking at porn
posting mean-spirited comments on websites
playing video games
becoming depressed
>>638331
2 of those are social interactions.
R8 waifus, /sug/
>>638353
I don't know half of these people/10
>>638353
i came here to laugh at your poor waifu selection skillss
>>638353
> Elsa is missing
> Anna is missing
2/10, only real waifu listed is Peridot.
>>638353
MORE THAN ONE WAIFU
WILL RUIN YOUR LAIFU
>>638233
They did it for themselves.
>>638345
>the fucking logic on this anon.
>>638391
That too, but they also did for you, Ronaldo.
>>638345
lol if you want to get real technical about it I guess
How was your day today /sug/?
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet and it's full of blood
>>638423
godspeed poo! more like
>>638423
*angry!sad violin noises*
>>638419
I'm hungry
>>638419
It was okay I'm just pretty bored today.
>>637984
sometimes its like pearl just knows y'know
its astounding
>>638419
Pretty good so far.
>>638419
woke up, coughed up some blood, took an hour long shit and now I'm back here to waste what little of my life remains
aka new fan fic chapter coming soon yall!!!!!!!
>>638259
>>638292
This with Lapis, or whatever gem you'd think is best fitting.
>>638448
>>638512
FUCK YOU PEARL
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SMOKE
What is the fucking deal with sending /sug/ to /trash/ when multiple SU threads are created at /co/, "flooding" the catalog?
That's the fucking purpose of a general. So that these random topics have a containment thread.
And then we have all these dead generals for dead shows.
Do mods just don't fucking care about /co/ anymore?
>>638259
can you make this Pearl
>>638126
You are right, smokers are jokers!
>>638512
>>638521
We can post porn here
>>638521
/co/ mods are complete shit. Try going there with Rick and Morty in season. There is at least 7-10 threads at a time.
Been sick all day
Post Jasper lewds
>>638521
They made their own bed
Now they lie in it
>>638419
BORING
>>636653
Why is this in
/trash/?
>>638419
I voted and I browsed /sug/. Nothing else happened.
>>638419
They said if there's another incident they're going to put me in a hospital
Maybe it'll work this time
>>638554
because /co/ is homeworld.
>>638259
Well, here it goes again
Pearl as Stu
Peridot as Didi
>>638419
Slow and grueling as usual
>>638259
this with jasper and anyone of your choice
>>638543
Fuck that gay shit, you do that every day. Post Christmas shit.
>>638419
Peridot still isn't real.
>>638583
>>638583
>>638601
>>638583
Well it's Winterly.
>>638612
c u t e
How much do you wanna bet that the 4 diamonds fused create Glob?
Guys I need your help, I'm slowly turning from a Lapisfag into a Peridotfag.
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>638691
they're both pretty great
>>638691
I think that's good, since that means you're shying away from your depressive and suicidal tendencies. Congratulations. Although you're probably going back to Lapis as soon as she appears again.
>>636653
Malachite here.
What's the deal, now?
Do you really think I'll lose a fight with the four of you?
Are you being real, now?
I have come to terms with how I feel, now.
I can take getting beaten, abused,
Thrown against the wall and painfully, maliciously fused
-for a reason; it's not just because.
Learn to fuse like a real gem does!
Go ahead and break me into my components.
Don't you know we're used to dealing with opponents?
I'm too scattered for your best insight to predict
Yeah, I think you're not used to this conflict.
If you claim that fusion is give and take,
I would say you're fused for no one's sake.
If you break us up we'll get back together
'Cuz we both think we can do one better.
I am made of hate...
Now it's time to die,
Or leave this neighborhood.
I'm don't care if you think you're doing this for our own good.
Because it's just a daydream
That I may someday end
You can hit me with your hardest
And I will surely only bend!
Can't you see this type of fusion is transcendent?
Now I'd almost hate becoming independent.
When I worry that I'm getting too obsessive
I just dial back to passive aggressive.
But I'm something more than two gems combined.
I'm the deaf transcribing speech for the blind.
I'm how she crawls back; I'm where the heat went -
I am the silent treatment...
I am made of hate, and it's stronger than you...
>>638691
So, from dogshit to horseshit.
Get better taste, that's what you need help with.
>>638691
>he wasn't a Peridot and Lapisfag this entire time
>>638720
>yfw malachite's song is a reprise of stronger than you
One of my family members just had a heart attack and died an hour ago. Can you guys post good pictures of Pearl to make me feel better?
>>638691
>liking a meme character
For shame
Trash, I grant you this Great Power
Use this gift wisely
>>638755
>this entire time
??
>>638771
>>638691
That's nothing
I'm an Amefag, a Pearlfag, A Perifag, A Garnetfag, and a Lapisfag!
>>638778
I'm not understanding the problem, anon.
>>638755
Anon you should know by now that more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
What kind of character do you want YD to be?
I'd want her to be the competent but aggressive military type, who at first treats Steven as an enemy, but realizing what he is, tries to tempt him to join the homeworld.
>>637944
>>638794
Lapis appeared in Mirror Gem, so that I understand.
But Peridot appeared much later. How can they be your waifus "this entire time"? So who did you like before they made their debut? Pearl?
>>638720
Just hit her with the laser light cannon already, her voice is making my head hurt.
>>638817
Wow, anon, does your autism know no bounds? Fine.
>not being a Lapis and Peridotfag
I fixed it.
>>638809
I want her to be just as kind and warm as Rose, but when somebody fucks up, she'll just twitch her eye but won't yell. She'll just snap her fingers and poof, dead gem.
Kinda like a Paco Rabanne ad.
>>638720
>No Pearl rap
trash
>>638720
GET OUt
You a shit
Made from a shit cheeto and a pure water angel
>>638811
Wow, SU's artstyle doesn't work in 3D at all
>>638771
may the road rise to meet you
the wind be always at your back
the sun shine warm upon your face
and rain fall soft upon your fields
>>638771
If you are interested, I dumped a bunch of happy/feel good images in one thread. It should be on desustorage.
>>638830
How is that autistic?
>>638916
You picked my sentence apart for no apparent reason and it wasn't even that relevant. That's what I call autism.
>>638950
>That's what I call autism.
Now that is autism.
>>638534
saved
>>638881
SearchFound
>>639014
Hello, anon, how was your day? Enjoying your winter break from middle school?
>>639014
Shut up, Indexer
>>637816
sorry anon, i didn't found a way to include s hat without looking stupid
>>637811
i had a change of plans, I'm leaving anytime and I'm kinda busy right now
>>639035
>>639038
no, fuck YOU
>>638512
>>639057
It's cool. It's great in any case.
>>639057
Is the button or her left sleeve supposed to be Sapphire's gem? If so that's a nice touch.
>>638809
Christopher Walken: the gem
>>639115
yeah, thanks
>>637811
Oh gosh you did my request
Thank you.
>>637811
I resubmit, The Gems (and maybe Peridot) debating on how to give Steven the Talk
which gem is most
[spoiler]CLEWD[/spoiler]
When will get an episode where kids are playing your mom jokes with Steven?
>>639328
Shitpost.
>>639364
Never. Only Lars would try that but Steven would just bitch at him again.
>>639433
It would make a good homage to the pilot, though
could someone redraw this with pearl?
>>639497
Ask ellipses
>>639571
You're asking the wrong question, m8
http://deadwooddross.tumblr.com/
Post your fav character's VA
>>639629
Marty is shit.
>>639573
So I guess you're alright with Pearl being drawn fat?
>>639629
Mmmmmm
>>639629
Is that really Marty's VA
Oh my.
ayyyyy
>>639687
L M A O
M
A
O
>>639687
Das pretty kawaii
>>639704
More like Kawayyyy
>>639687
the hell I'm seeing
>>639752
Some good shit
Jasper has hands for feet.
>>639603
what should I be asking
>>639755
>>639684
Yep, he's actually very good friends with Grog's VA as well
>>639769
I don't know
If i knew i would have told you right away
>>639764
Don't know about you but that seems quite handy
>>639755
You wouldn't happen to have the pic (not from that artist) of a really alien looking pearl with feathers coming out of her would you?
Do you think we'll see more of Marty soon?
>>639802
I don't remember really, but are you talking about that AU comic where the gems got corrupted and steven takes care of them?
Or is it more a single image?
>>639852
No.
>upcoming Marty episode
Oh, boy I just can't wait
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/135396906890/we-were-the-most-reblogged-animated-tv-show-on
>>639852
No, he's dead and gone.
>>639924
slowpoke
>>639868
it's a single image of Pearl, she just looks more alien and elaborate than the show's model
she's holding her spear and she's got these transparent feathers/fin things growing out of her
I've been looking for it for a while
>>639934
>implying
He's safe and sound and will soon reunite with Sour Cream.
We'll be getting lots of episodes about them warming up to each other
>>639913
Just accept it anon, he's gone.
>>639950
>implying he isn't in prison
>>639937
Oh, i've never seen such an image, I would remember something that exotic and particular
If i run into it while scrubbing tumblrs i'll let you know
You can try deviantart, depending on how many tiny details there were in the image and how big it was it's more probable to find it there than tumblr. Just a guess
>>639963
or dead
>>639950
>implying Sour Cream wants to hang out with that child abandoning piece of shit
>>>/co/78325393
>>639936
I think you mean dirt bomb or clod.
>>639995
Indexer you're a fucking pain in the nuts, you know that?
>>639995
At least we won't have to deal with you when we go back to /co/.
Love you /sug/
Even on bad days
>upload failed
FUCK YOU JUST LET ME FUCKING POST
Body adventure episode when.
>>640075
FUCK YOU
>>639797
>doesn't dare to draw garnet gross and alien-like
fuck this ugly ass meme artist
>>640080
4chan doesn't allow .bmp, buddo
>>640107
I wasn't even trying to upload an image.
>>640031
Let me tell you what the problem was
Google was telling 4chin my google account was solving the captchas whenever i used google on this IP address, google would know it was me and tell 4chin which account hash solved the captcha to post something. That would trigger a delayed one month ban for Proxy/VPN after about an hour or so
The whole thing is automated, and it's the only way 4chin had to track Indexer proper, all the other bans would be manually issued by janitors and moderators that wouldn't be able to file it under "ban evasion" and have to issue 2-3 days ban for spam or bullshit reasons
Not only i'll be in /co/, but i'll have more freedom than i've ever had and absolutely no reason to not be a huge fucking asshole
>>640088
Can't parry the Peri-cherry.
>>640122
then 4chan just hates you
>>640155
That's not even a good one my fuck what are you doing?
>>640130
Do you think you're some kind of villian?
>>640172
It's purely subjective, anon. Parry means to ward off. You can't stop it. The Peri-cherry will live on.
>>640094
She's literally a walking square face, even amethyst has more chances than that to be creepy and interesting at the same time
Pearl is weird city already, so you just kick it into overdrive
>>640173
There's no plot here dude, there are no heroes, villains, good ro bad. There's just action and consequences
>>640190
peri cherry doesn't even rhyme
>>640196
Yeah it does, you dumb shit. Since you're so illiterate, I'll let this site sound it out for you. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/parry
>>640190
I'm going to start crying if you do start. My day has already been so hard don't do this to us.
It's too much.
>>640222
Aww come on, it's not that bad
Who's a good pearl?
>>638720
What would the humans' song be?
>>640215
no it doesn't
>>640190
FUCK YOU TOO
>>640222
Can't Parry the Peri-cherry, though.
>>639652
no, i like pearl being skinny because thats the way she normally is. jasper is big, so I'm ok if she's big because of fat.
>>640222
YOU'RE A GOOD PEARL
YOU ARE
YOU
>>640252
FUCKING
S
T
O
P
>>640221
lol
>>640282
>Why are talking like you're the main villain of a video game?
fuck are u even talking about u geek!!!!!!!
>>640252
that doesn't rhyme
>>640282
Maybe you have been playing too many videogames dude
Or maybe not, considering there hasn't been a good villain in videogames in a long ass time
Post predictions for new episodes.
>>640075
does anybody have the steven x pearl /ss/ picture by gnome-no?
>>640311
Does the word autism summon you or something
>>640252
Why the fuck do you call her Peri-grape?
>>640326
How is my volume?
i came and now my balls hurt , i think it's time i take a break.
>>640324
everyone dies
>>640332
2 for 2 on the autism jokes today! you're on fire pal!!!!!
>>640252
pericherry is a cute!! a CUTE!!!
>>640351
How was that a joke at all
>>640326
HOWS MY VOLUME?!
>>640341
Jez man, have you been edging yourself all day or something?
>>640335
Because of the Peri-cherry has a glorious cherry that you can't parry.
>>640341
kek, do you have any porn of jasper?
>>640412
no, probably the lack of water
>>640244
This is humanity taking over from here
And to be honest, Gems have made one thing clear
Love and hate are equals in power
But us humans won't stand back and cower
Garnet, we know you're heat-proof
But you and I both know the truth
You say you're made of love, but you still show hate
You say you you'll be together forever, but you can't fight fate.
Humanity has deemed you a point of contension
And come to a democratic vote of deadly intention
You have a warning for your Sardonyx infraction
With another offense, we will take capital action.
>>640423
i wanna pop her pericherry
>>640426
i don't really know
>>640324
There will be blood shed
>>640446
thats not porn
>>640324
Tang called it. Peridot betrays Steven on the Moon. Steven stops believing. Steven learns that Peridot isn't wholly a bitch on Friday.
>>640426
porn? on /trash/?, gee anon, i don't know
>>640454
shedded*
>>640460
what is porn ?
>>640465
I can't wait for the butthurt and cries of status quo from both perifags and lorefags when she leaves
>>640481
me fucking your mom
>>640454
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Good evening trash.
Who wants a greentext story?
Post what you want.
Nothing much happened today myself, except a boy at one of the local schools attempted to kill himself. He cut his wrist with a lead pencil and attempted to draw a pentagram. Several students were talking about killing themselves.
It's on the verge of becoming national news.
The only thing I say, is what is happening to society nowadays?
>>640485
Actually, the Perifags already expect it. We're just hoping it doesn't happen.
>>640426
no anon, that's lewd
>>640485
eh?
>>640502
Sex. Lots and lots of sex.
>>640515
>sex is making kids kill themselves
I knew it
>>640502
jasper doing unchristian things to ruby
>>640504
It's going to happen so hard that Peridemption will be as forgotten as Canada.
>>640543
No, not forgotten, it'd just be held off.
>>640502
Damn, that's depressing man.
How about something cute to help lighten the mood.
>>640502
Pearl sexually dominating Steven.
>>640543
canada wasn't even canon
>>640196
are you illiterate?
>>640502
Hahaha
>>640577
Pear E Chair E
it fits
>>640568
this plz
>>640502
Marty meets and hangs out with Young Pearl.
He teaches her how to smoke.
>>640534
the lack of that and a few punches. everything is too safe, everyone is turning into retarded faggots who do stupid things like that
>>640568
green text guy, please do this.
>>640589
no, it doesn't
>>640574
Neither was Peridemption.
>>640631
> the show itself calls peridot a friend
nigga, you lie like a ruuuug
F U C K
>>640643
im not samefagging
>>640665
It's a rose. How cute
>>640194
Pearl isn't that weird or weird looking, she's graceful
>>640665
his hair looks like a rose
>>640643
>samefagging
No, we just want quality /ss/.
>>640620
I don't know what to do right now. I am gonna write.
But I am gonna be honest trash, I am worried for my niece and my unborn nephew.
I don't want either of them to be bullied or see things like that. Public schools are getting worse and worse.
>>640689
Just write some fucking pornography you baby.
>>640502
>The only thing I say, is what is happening to society nowadays?
Irony overload, too much time spent on computers, shitty parents, repression, early drug use, increased lack of religion/spirituality to keep the crazies in check, flouride in the water, sugar and sodium-rich diets, general disconnect with other human beings
>>640677
SHE
HAS
NO
STYLE
>>640326
How is my volume?
SHE HAS NO GRACE
>>640636
There was a lot stuff about Peridot in Canada.
THIS CRYSTAL GEM
>>640689
Quit being a crybby, greentextfag
>>640292
That's some shining level shit right there
>>640689
>>640729
This picture is so edgy
>>640707
Love SLBs stuff
>>640689
Don't worry anon, just be there for them when they need it and they'll be just fine.
>>640741
She's literally a splinter anon
Her shape is edgy
>>640729
>>640716
>>640707
you can take your pearl headcannons somewhere else, canon pearl is as graceful and qt as they come
>>640735
>iFunny
Please do us all of /sug/ a favor and kill yourself
>>640733
what do you mean?
>>640761
T H R U S T
>>640390
your whole life's a joke, kid!!!!!
>>640765
I don't go on ifunny, I just have the picture.
>>640652
Steven is friends with everyone. He'd share his Bits with Genghis Khan.
>>640775
What shithole do you come from where public schools are like mental asylums?
>>640803
Go back to facebook faggot
>>640776
A bit late there, autismo. If you hadn't been banging your head on the wall you'd have replied faster.
>>640821
Would the show really have all this development for Peridot only to ship her off for what would probably be until the near-end of S2? Would Sucrose really do this?
>>640810
southern usa
I barely got out of one of the schools. Kids throwing razor blades was a common problem.
The kids literally ran the place, humping teachers and throwing telephones was another.
They gave a nervous break down to the art teacher.
I got lucky. Anything you can think of, it probably happened.
Grade school was only somewhat better.
>>640848
YES
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, SO THAT LAPIS AND JASPER CAN FOLLOW SUIT
>>640775
No problem anon.
>>640848
>all this development
there is none.
>>640735
>>640838
Stupid nigger
>>640853
Jesus fuck, what the hell? The worst thing that ever happened at my school was someone giving a guy a blowjob during lunch.
Does anyone have the rest of this image?
>>640913
>>640908
I have seen some shit anon.
>occasionally, a pair of teens would be having sex on the stairs
>a few of the other kids cheered them on
I need to write something happy, cause I am sad.
>>640803
Quit saving images from pinterest, also kill yourself
>>640853
Jesus is America really that fucked up?
Hey indexer
_400 and _540 means there's no bigger resolution, right?
>>640908
You must be from Europe.
>>640947
Nah, some schools are good. I transferred before it was too late.
Never live in a poor area.
>>640689
>I don't want either of them to be bullied
bullying is a myth
>>640853
Wasn't like this before integration.
>>640890
>>640765
>>640821
>>640945
I love you all, I hope you know that.
>>640823
I'm doing shit son! I'm a busy man!! Can't be refreshing all day!!!!
>>640992
>I'm a busy man
Yeah, you're being busy being ugly.
>>640985
You haven't seen white people like I have.
Being white myself, they acted like dogs.
One of the teachers admitted to me I was one of the only good ones that actually turned in homework. I was getting b's and a's while everyone was getting c's and d's
Gonna start writing now, brb anons.
>>641001
what are you talking about I am beautiful and potent and could whoop your ass any day of the week lil buddy
I bet Peridot got bullied a lot.
>>641015
>actually turned in homework
>>641028
I'd like to see you try.
So how was your Saturday evening /sug/
>>641065
hmu next time ur rich white family takes u on vacation to cape cod
i'll put u down on my lawn for my all my neighbors to see and applaud
>>641074
It was SHIT
>>641074
I spent most of it buying groceries
>>641074
It's Sunday.
>>641085
Try to type like a coherent human being.
>>641074
I'm still hungry
>>641040
I bet Peridot got raped a lot.
>>641121
I don't think gems do that.
>>641117
>needing to eat
>>641101
Why would I take the time to type out a genuine response to some dipshit kid screaming "autism" every chance he gets?
Here, let me speak in a language u can understand:
Kill yourself.
why the fuck is kevin + jamie a thing?
>>641155
Why the fuck is Lapis+Peridot a thing?
>>641143
The funny thing is, you DID do it.
peri-cherry
>>641179
wow we've got a real baby einstein here everyone!!!!!
>>641136
But I'll die
>>640964
Nope, just a really quiet town/city.
>>641196
are your /sp/ janitor?
OH FUCK THEY ARE DELETING SU THREADS
>>641208
I know it's great
>>638299
Alright, got a couple done. First this one. People keep asking for really close faces for Peridot, but I feel like she doesn't look right without full or even partial dorito.
Can crop this a bit if you prefer.
>>641194
The heck you're trying to say here.
>>641182
doesn't rhyme
>>640435
Hold on Malachite
We haven't yet finished this fight
We have seen your kind before
That is what I know for sure
We know you abuse the Pearls and defectives
Through horrifying means, say our detectives
Man has known the ocean since he was born
And in our side you've been a thorn
So eat...
Trinitized water, Heavy water, sodium for the slaughter
Chlorine Triflouride, potassium and sulfur, rotter
Arsenic, acid, venom and trouble
Wolfsbane, plutonium and nitrogen bubble
Artilleries in inteneries
Like bombs in bakeries
Ten-thousand bullets for the hate you've spread
Ten-thousand deaths for the all those dead
We will poison the oceans and destroy your empire
And now you've found yourself in a situation dire
You said you wanted to stay on this little blue dot
So make this your eternal resting place as you get shot
>>641188
Well I DID find pictures of Lapis + Squidward
>>641208
On /co/?
>>641236
Yes
>>641235
Maybe they can make eachother happy.
>>641208
it was pretty much a thinly veiled general. you gotta try harder than that or else they'll get pissy again
>>641235
I'm concerned, still not worse than Shadow + Shrek
>>641235
I've found pictures of Lapis x Lars before.
>>638295
And the other one I've gotten done.
>>638311
This one kinda has the same problem. I can try something with it though. Won't be a gif as well, just a still frame with the breath.
>>638475
Like, all three as Lapis? Or should they be seperate gems with just the blue Joylene as Lapis?
>>638530
I'll try this one too.
>>638577
>>638580
These ones didn't really work when I tried to do stuff with them. I think they'd both be better with a real drawfag.
>>641208
/co/ mods are pathetic.
>>641231
>>640435
>>638720
STOP SINGING
>>641261
Thanks m8
>>641261
>This one kinda has the same problem. I can try something with it though. Won't be a gif as well, just a still frame with the breath.
Doesn't matter
Doesn't have to be a gif
Hello OP here, and is it bad that I would like a chowder - SU crossover
>>641265
Foolish one, I am too strong for you
You think you are strong, but I know what is true
I have knowledge infinite
Chokhmah, Iris, the Longeate Symphonate
If knowledge is power, then I am the king
So let the true'st bells of freedom ring!
Let the people you hold in bondage go
Let the love you deny be on show
Be a good little girl, or face my wrath
For I shall destroy all in path
I seek only justice and fairness, nothing less
But beating you will have to do, I guess
Your strategies have no use here
For a wise man shall never fear
Those who need to use their fists
Will eventually find shackles around their wrists
>>641261
Oh it's fine.
Then maybe this one with Pearl or Marty, please?
>>640934
are there more by this same person?
>>640075
good post 10/10.
kill them with sincere emotional communication.
>>641370
>sincere emotional communication
>>641370
Fuck you.
>>640768
why did you have to have her look at me?
it's like you, me, and pearl all knew we had the same idea.
Could someone edit this so they're wearing SU stuff instead of MLP stuff? Extra brownie points if you're skilled enough to do it in a webm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cSzICMc_bw
>>638534
Added some stuff because I like the idea of Pearl getting scrappy.
>>641361
Here is the original.
>>641432
>replying to a post means taking the bait
Whatever you say, Cpt. Autismo.
>>641438
>cracked gem
Wouldn't that make er as retarded as Amethyst was anon?
>>641438
OH BOY
NOW we're talking
>>641443
>mention autism in casual emotional communication
>>641448
No because Amethyst is already defective
>>641443
Why do you keep tossing around the word "autism" like it fucking means something on this site
you might as well just not post anything
where's the goddamn content
>>641448
Nah, Amethyst just sucks, Lapis was doing fine with her Gem basically split in half
>>641459
>casual emotional communication
>implying
Keep at it, autismo.
>>641471
Hahaha.
>>641501
is this what they call an "ironic shitpost"?
>>641448
Lapis stole the entire ocean with her gem almost split in half.
Amethyst is just really weak apparently, I mean, she did die a bunch of times to the Slinker.
>>641532
>can't tell what's irony
Autism.
>>641457
Is it the black eye you like?
>>641480
>first round of 'autismo' name calling didn't work better go with the same plan
>>641561
Yep. I actually have no idea why but people looking beat up are a turn on for my eyes.
Does anyone have a pearl edit of this image?
>>641638
For the only real gem she is pretty weak and pathetic, and smelly.
>>641603
>it doesn't have an effect
>still replies
Max autism
Oh hey look, it's Lapis.
>>641652
That is the Pearl Edit.
>>641638
She didn't ask to be made
>>640848
oh god
>>636653
Why is this in /trash/?
>>641702
Why are you in /trash/?
>>641671
Hi Lapis!
Marty is very fuckable, guys.
>>641296
yes, why yes it is faggot
>>641638
I'd say she's a glass cannon, Peridot said she was just as strong as a regular Quartz, probably not true tho, Jasper's spinning attack had that fucking aura or whatever the fuck it was while Amethyst's does not, but still Peridot comparing her to a regular Quartz must mean something, yet she cannot take a punch, Jasper was still on her feet after being thrown into the Handship's core and withstanding its crash while Amethyst got poofed like 5628 times in the same episode
>>641728
no
>>641728
o rly
>>641728
You must be a female shark, but how are you typing with those shark fins of yours?
>>641666
i'm only replying to you because of how much of a master league shitposter troll i am. see, none of what i'm doing is to be conveyed as actual emotional communication and you are the one being played for a rube.
if you even think of replying to me just know you've been rused and deflowered in your mind by doing so.
>>641737
your onto something anon
>>641761
>master league shitposter troll i am
>implying
>>641777
T R I P S
>>641737
The only reason Peridot said she was strong as a regular quartz was because she slashed through the drill. Peridot was either trying to butter Amethyst up or more likely Homeworld has a system where warrior gems are highly respected and loved.
Honestly, Pearl probably could have got the drill herself.
>>641737
>Peridot said she was just as strong as a regular Quartz
[Citation Needed]
>>641777
i told you gem, even replying to me is an indicator that you are being rused.
>>641737
Does the term overcooked -runt- not ring a bell?
She's a weakling and barely if she can imitate Jasper's moves.
>>641811
Really.
>>641834
yes bill murry and i'm sorry you have to see any of this we usually clean up before company show up.
>>641834
go back to tumblr
sweet baby
>>641861
>mfw the girl i like loves SU
>>641882
Take the lead
May as well post it here too
https://www.patreon.com/lilithn
http://lilithn.tumblr.com/post/134957304575/peridot-comic-page-1-thisll-be-a-pay-for-comic
as redundant as the /aco/ thread is, it's a lot more persistent than these threads
>>641799
You know, there's this episode, and it is called Too Far, you should check it out
>>641921
she's a dyke
sorry
>>641921
>Poylfag, I hope one day you and your girl you like will have fusion one day, because it's made of love.<
>>641894
I wanna make soft, gentle love to her. And slowly fall asleep afterwards with her.
>>641943
i have confirmed that she is not but thank you for your opinion lad
>>641938
i wish i had money, id pay for it if i did. :(
>>641921
>Girl
You are from different worlds. She is from tumblr, and you're from /trash/
>>641938
>That shadowy figure behind Peridot
Is that... Kidney Stone?
>>641921
>Yfw you realize she's a Jasperfag
>>641955
i know that you wanna bone the skeleton. *wink* *wonk*
>>641942
You know, there's also, taking assumptions as direct quotes.
>>641921
If a cartoon is the only thing you have in common, then you're a faggot
>>642017
>i once ate a kidney stone
nigga what!?
>>641988
Kinda like Romeo and Juliet right?
Actually, now that I think about it, it's probably not like that at all.
>>642004
You're too stupid to be a jasperfag.
Consider suicide cunt
>>641988
>mfw lady in the tramp
I wrote the thing.
Here ya go. Enjoy.
Something a little more lighthearted.
>>642007
not really, i made a few good friends after mentioning SU
which gem is best at pwning n00bs?
which gem is the biggest n00b?
which gem gets pk'd in the wildy?
>>642047
>too stupid to be a jasperfag
why?
>>642056
Peridot
Peridot
Peridot
>>642047
troll
>>642047
hello???
>female fans of the show
>jasperfags by day
>/ss/neeple by night
It's always like that
You can't trust women with kids cartoons
ever
>>642056
Excuse me?
What?
>>642106
looks like we got ourselves a n00b here
>>642112
I don't speak retard.
Sorry.
>>642103
so true.
>>642122
>I don't speak retard.
You don't belong here
>>642103
Lapis is my waifu and Steven is not for sexual. Go cuck yourself
>>637597
>>637824
>>642149
You do not count as female fan of the show if you have a dick, zuke
Isn't it amazing how we can connect to each other through the web and discuss concepts that are of similar interest to us? I mean if there was no internet I wouldn't be caught dead discussing anything with people like you.
>>642185
Shut the fuck up, stupid retard
>>642183
Would you suck Zuke's dick? I know I would.
So I guess we're still banned.
>>642220
is it one of those goddamn tentacles?
>>642220
Amy's VA would. Speaking of that, did she block that guy who sent her the pic of her getting juked?
>>642228
Of course were fucking banned the new episodes aren't until January you fucking nut
>Stevonnie, confused about what bathroom to use, ends up going to a gas station unisex bathroom.
>Dr. Maheswaran enters the same bathroom seconds later, a last stop before picking up Connie.
>Stevonnie flushes, but before zipping up reads "put your wackering stick in the hole for a fun time" inscribed on the stall.
>Stevonnie puts two and two together and puts "the wackering stick" in the hole.
>Dr. Maheswaran had just sat down in the adjacent stall when she sees the protrusion.
>Dr. M is furious but too embarrassed to say a word
>She tries to divert her eyes while doing her business but they keep darting back. It's too big to ignore. Her heart rate is increasing.
>Dr. M finishes, gets up, and tries to get out while facing away however her butt accidentally brushes on Stevonnie's significant length
>Dr. M pauses, her heart pounding. Her eyes quickly dart back to lewd wall ornament.
>Mr. M has been abroad for the last month and the allure of the largest manhood Dr. M has ever seen without any strings attached is too much to resist.
>>642257
here I was thinking we were still at least better than /b/
>>642271
>Dr. M places a matting of toilet paper on the ground, kneels , and then timidly pauses in front of Stevonnie's anonymous girth.
>Several moments go by. Stevonnie is still confused as to what is supposed to happen and begins to withdraw.
>Already committed, Dr. M quickly and firmly grabs the base of the offending appendage.
>"Hhgg!" Stevonnie blurts out in surprise, instinctively inserting back to the base to avoid any more surprises.
>Dr. M doesn't release her grip from half way up Stevonnie's shaft and begins to work the slack skin back and forth.
>Stevonnie is wide-eyed and nervous, feeling breath reflect back from the stall wall. After over a minute of being stroked, Stevonnie accepts what is going on, and begins to absent mindedly tap fingers on the stall wall.
>Dr. M takes this as a queue and begins sucking on the tip.
>After several increasingly sloppy minutes, Stevonnie's hips begin to move out of instinct.
>Dr. M had deepthroated her husbands 6.25 inches (men hate being shortchanged) once before, and decided to see how much she could really take.
>>642287
>She forces her self down: 4 inches, 5 inches, 6 inches, 7 inches, hold... *GASP*... Almost there, she thought.
>By this time Stevonnie is grasping onto the top edge of the stall for dear life. Stevonnie's legs are awkwardly sliding across the floor as if both trying to merge hip with stall and running in place, Stevonnie's face that of a drooling idiot.
>Dr. M parses her lips and begins vigorously stroking, building her resolve, before opening wide and forcing down the full 9 inches!
>Dr. M holds it there, her eyes watering, bubbles of viscous spit forming on the side of her mouth.
>Dr. M is lost and dazed in her own achievement (and encroaching oxygen deprivation), but is cognisant enough to realize this bouncing baby boy is overdue.
>Dr. M slowly withdraws an inch, and then back down! Withdraws an inch, and back down!
>Stevonnie reaches the limit and is shaking the stall wall in front and kicking the one in back with such ferocity that the whole thing may come apart at the hinges any moment!
>>642283
You don't speak for everybody.
Fuck off
>>642300
>Dr. M fully withdraws a final time and then begins to vigorously stroke, while blindly and frantically searching for the toilet paper dispenser with her other hand, never breaking eye contact with the patient.
>Dr. M. quickly covers the tip with toilet paper to catch the load in a sanitary manner.
>Stevonnie shakes the upper edge of the stall one last violent time with the first release, less violently with the second, and meekly with third, fourth, fifth... convulsing again and again for a full minute as if to get out every last drop.
>Dr. M, her adranaline still pumping, the soaked wad of toilet paper in her left hand, releases her right hand and nervously waits for the limp member to withdraw.
>Dr. M waits until the other occupant's panting stops to conclude that the polite time for withdrawal has passed. She turns to get more toilet paper to wipe her mouth and right hand of drying spittle, but then a sudden pink flash envelopes the room!
>Dr. M turns back to find a vacant hole. Dr. M sighs in relief at the closure this brings, cleans herself up, and then strides out of the stall to wash up and go pick up Connie.
>In the adjacent stall, Stevonnie had de-fused, leaving Steven lying on the floor and Connie holding onto the top edge of the stall, dangling above the gloryhole.
>>642307
>You don't speak for everybody.
Unfortunately for all involved.
>>642326
*Fortunately
fix'd
>>642283
We generally are. But dumbasses tend to be the loudest, and the tend to show up the most in screencaps and so on.
>>642347
You don't speak everyone either, nigger.
>>642371
Nah he does. There was an election and he won.
>>642371
he never claimed to, you fucking idiot.
This is an 18+ site you know. If you really think that shit is funny you are either underage or just an absolute tard.
>>642410
Yeah, he did. When you use "we," you're generally talking about a population. He doesn't speak for "we," he needs to speak for himself.
>>642283
>>642347
Every general has it's autists.
>>642410
Wew lad, you are an idiot.
>>642444
OK, I get it, you are a huge piece of shit with a terrible sense of humor and I should not say "we" when I say something sensible so as to not speak for your dumb ass. Thank you for clarifying, I will be sure not to make this mistake again.
>>642444
I think you're confused.
I was describing a group of people. That's not the same as "speaking for them".
>>642228
Not if you just make a regular thread you paranoid fucking retard. There's no acceptable reason to ever have a general thread.
>>642471
Thanks for the memes
While we're arguing about nothing, we could all be fapping to porn.
>>642271
>>642287
>>642300
>>642312
>>642532
>thread suddenly goes quiet
>>642532
welp, i'm done. back to talking about useless shit.
what do you guys think a conversation between steven and yellow diamond will be like?
I'm fucking angry so here's my favorite picture of Peridot. You can also enjoy it if you want.
>>642638
Thanks, here's my favorite picture of Peridot.
why is porridge so goddamn delicious
also good day anons
>>642638
That's a nice Peri pic. Have another
Post moar Peri-cherry.
>>642719
no
not if you're going to use that pet name
>>642719
There's nothing called that.
>>642719
What kind of Peri-cherry do you want?
>>642746
Just fuck my shit up, family.
Guys... What's on the moon? It's not going to be a lance is it? Sugar isn't that much of a weeb, right?
>>642755
I'm not allowed to post the stuff with her and steven in the tub
>>642755
>>642780
The Moon Goddess?
>>642813
Can't parry the Peri-cherry.
>>642815
anon
don't samefag
>>642824
Peri-watermelon... or better yet, Peri-yellow. OR PERI-CUD! THEY ALL MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!
So are we going to the thread with the fucked up OP or making a new one?
adventure time
come on grab your friends
we are going to very distant lands
with jake the dog
and finn the human
the fun never ends
adventure time