Is it me or does Baja Blast only taste good if you're eating

>>6359172
Baja blast is shit, just like Taco Bell...And Mountain Dew in general

You're right....

>>6359357
here we have someone on the east coast that makes it like shit and who is so used to eating bland food that the hint of spices makes him shit his pants.
Back on point yes OP everyone I know feels that way.

>>6359172
It sure beats Pitch Black.

>>6359172
Thank god im not the only one

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>>6359646
...okay

>>6359172
The official Mt Dew tier ranking:
Elder God tier: Pitch Black (original)
Demigod tier: Black Label
Patrician tier: Baja Blast
Acceptable tier: Code Red
Irredeemable tier: everything else

I only like Mountain Dew Voltage.

I do not understand the appeal of Mountain Dew.

>>6360606
I'm guessing the appeal is the taste, but I can only speculate.

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>>6359646
The original Pitch Black will never be surpassed.

>>6359172
Correct.

>>6359172

All Mt. Dew tastes funny, really, and all of the flavors have been down better by other sodas. I've only been exposed to Mt. Dew because of my brother's fanatical love of it.

>>6360651
Stoop posting this awful artist's work.

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>>6359172
Soda is shit

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>>6361483
i want to drink the "hitler did nothing wrong" flavor of mt dew

>>6361563
so green apple

>>6360651
it literally tastes like ocean spray mixed with original mtn dew

>>6361747
yea

>>6359700
Great, now i'm hard

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>>6360520
this, i'm pissed that practically every 7-11 around me doesn't sell it anymore

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>All this love of Pitch Black
>MFW

Am i missing something here? Because whenever i drink it all i taste is a weird bitter grape flavor with a hint of garbage.

Crab Juice.

>>6359172
Baja Blast is much better if you get it as a fountain drink.
I'm pretty sure they mess with the syrup percentages in the cans and bottles to keep people going to taco bell.

>>6359172
It's always shit, but if you are eating TB, you standards are already pretty much non-existent.

>>6360639
It barely has taste at all. Very bland.

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>>6363127
The original was delicious but all the remakes have been light grape garbage.

>>6360651

dumbass forgot to draw the arms lol

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Baja is love
Baja is life

>>6359622
If you think Taco Bell is good, regardless of where you live, you do not know anything about food.

>>6366181
Any idiot can enjoy taco bell, you elitist. It's meat, cheese, bread and spices. It's too simple to fuck up.

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>Mountain Dew Throwback

>>6369676
Source?

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>>6370425
the artist I commissioned

>>6364432
No, the original tasted like watered down grape Gatorade with flat Mt. Dew mixed in for flavoring.

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>>6369676
I wish we'd move to cane sugar soda.

>>6364432
Source? I am a purveyor of fat titties.

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a-am i the only livewire fag?

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>>6371421
They don't sell that here anymore.
been forever since i've enjoyed one

>>6371421
Livewire is shit, so yes

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So this is what's going on inside of Americans' heads.

Y'all niggas should drink more tea. Soda is fucking /trash/.

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>FUCKING Mowtendoo Supernova

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>>6380585
my mom drinks tea and it tastes bleh

>>6360606
>>6360639
>>6364407
It's how it's marketed. It's a run-of-the-mill citrus soda, but it's marketed as "cool".

>>6380826
All beverages have some sort of marketing niche that caters to various demographics so your point is moot.

>>6371421
Yes sad sergal, yes you are.

Because livewire a SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

>>6363668
This
Fountain Baja is bliss. Canned Baja is still good, but not not great

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>>6380585
>hot plant matter
no thank you

>>6380384
At least it's not bullets from Muhammad.

>>6359172
Wasn't that flavor designed to taste good with Taco Bell?

>>6384687
Proof?

>>6359357
Taco Bell is shit I agree, but Baja Blast?? You need to fuckin kill yourself my man. You'd probably rather have that carbonated Dimetapp juice they have on the market now, wouldn't you? Baja motherfuckin Blast for life.

Livewire is ace, I'm drinking one right now.

Had to get it from relatives up north since it's regional.

How often do you drink mountain dew?

Bump_

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>>6391481
Not really often. Recently I tried Black Label. Its pretty good

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>>6380613
this thing is god-tier

>>6396245
what is that?

>drinking the sugary jew

Every time you crave a soda, drink a glass of water first. You'll lose 20 lbs in a month I guarantee it.

>>6397918
Good advice, but it will fall on deaf ears. /trash/ is filled with fags taking pleasure in ruining their health.

why was game fuel utter crap?

I've always thought "Baja Blast" would make a pretty good euphemism for diarrhea.

It tastes pretty good, though. I don't mind it even without taco bell.

>>6359853
>Voltage irredeemable
Go fuck yourself

>>6387011
Not him, but: http://mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/Baja_Blast

>Baja Blast was originally released exclusively to Taco Bell restaurants in 2004, having been chemically formulated to taste best with their food.

FUCK PITCH BLACK I WANT MY BAJA BLAST

>>6397836
It was a special flavor for this contest to vote the next Mountain Dew flavor to hit shelves. They always do this once a year or so, like they did this year with Baja Blast and Dimeta--I mean, Pitch Black, in which the winner was Pitch Black. In the meantime, they still sell Supernova in Finland as permanent flavor.

>>6409208
wow, thanks

>>6359853
>Elder God tier: Pitch Black (original)

You could've also included Pitch Black II tho...but still I guess it seems fair.

Anyway...
Elder God tier: Baja Blast, Voltage, White-Out, Code Red
Demigod tier: Live Wire, Code Red, Black Label, Throwback, PB II
Patrician tier: Dewshine
Acceptable tier: Sangrita Blast
Irredeemable tier: OG Dew, DEWcision Pitch Black, Game Fuel

Dunno about Kickstart since I never really tried it at all...

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>>6396245
>>6411049
>they still sell Supernova in Finland as permanent flavor.
>doesn't have the retarded abbreviation like in the states
I envy you but also regain hope knowing some people can still enjoy such a magnificent beverage

>>6359172
Is that bait.

>>6414840
You listed Code Red twice.

>>6418462
Yo i'm pretty drunk as hell mann don't blame me

But I'm pretty sure CR is more elder god than demigod

>>6397918
How retarded do you have to be to call something inanimate a jew?

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>>6397918
I drink an average of 3 to 5 bottles of water a day, a mountain dew here and there isn't going to kill me.

dew the dew

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>>6414840
I like Kickstart, has some decent flavors

>>6369676
>dewshine

>I voted for Pitch Black.

>>6419961
>How retarded do you have to be to call something inanimate a jew?
You have to be /pol/. So... very retarded.

>>6370702
They have a lot of cane sugar sodas were I come from. They come bottled in glass and we call it Mexican soda because the whole reason it's imported from mexico because the immigrants here can't stand the taste of corn syrup.

>>6364494
It's not supposed to have arms, apparently.

>>6397918
>lose 20 lbs
I'm a hungry skeleton though

>>6426550
How?

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>>6380585
>>6397918
>>6398449
Okay, mom.

>>6426403
Mexican soda are about the only option here now that the only mom and pop soda shop I could find closed down a few years back. I can't stand corn syrup either. Much prefer the crisp sweetness of cane sugar.

>>6359172
its just simple science

>>6359172
That's how beverages work. A burger tastes better with a cola and a steak tastes better with red wine. Citrus-like drinks taste especially good when you're eating spicy food.

Mountain dew voltage

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>>6370817
https://nhentai.net/g/161816/
Took me some time but finally I found it. Enjoy!

>>6441217
thanks

Porn when???