HG Thread, Holy Edition.
Gwen Tennyson
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>>6357806
This isn't a game, I can't host.
>>6357806
>>6357787
Thank goodness it's such a low level.
>>6357746
But skellyman sounds cooler!
DEUS VULT!
>>6357827
>>6357787
Is it just a low level or none existent. I can't feel it a bit.
>>6357835
So does catman.
Odds - host
Evens - go to bed
Dubs - drop one of my avas
Neptuna smells bad
>>6357851
I'm proud of you anon.
>>6357854
you smell cute
>>6357854
Well, she is a tuna.
>>6357876
The Crusader
>>6357876
Lapis Lazuline
>>6357876
Artoria Pendragon
>>6357876
Lupusregina Beta
>>6357876
Mima
>>6357876
Koichiro Iketani
>>6357876
Reflecto
>>6357876
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6357850
But I am a boy!
>>6357850
It is best to handle those who wield holy magic with care Lupus.
>>6357835
It isn't my name.
>>6357856
Nothing you need worry about ant.
>>6357876
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6357876
Robbie Rotten
>>6357876
Zambia
>>6357876
Sanae Kochiya
>>6357876
Alexander the Great
>>6357876
Senshougahara
>>6357876
Littletale Asgore
>>6357876
Kirby
>>6357876
Nath
>>6357876
Ghost
>>6357876
Peashy
>>6357876
Alex Jones
>>6357876
Rinnosuke Morichika
>>6357876
Sleepy Ash Kuro
>>6357876
Zimbabwe
>>6357876
meme expert
>>6357876
Belarus
>>6357876
Ruler
>>6357876
Purest cinnamon bun
>>6357876
Aya Shameimaru
>>6357876
Schrodinger
>>6357915
ENTER SOMEONE ELSE'S GAME YA FAT PORTLY BASTARD!
>>6357901
I'll give you a few seconds to beg for forgiveness.
>>6357880
She never bathes and eats smelly foods.
>>6357866
You smell weird.
>>6357901
Are you going to perform a magic trick today?
>>6357938
I WILL BREAK THE CONDITIONING!
>>6357876
Squigly
>>6357876
Late colette
>>6357955
Alex. I have finally found you
>>6357816
Ha, get fucked chromefags.
>>6357955
Stay outta my way in the game, Alex, or I'll give your computer the DIGITAL AIDS!
>>6357876
Late Go
Risk game when?
>>6357941
Adorable.
>>6357954
That entirely dependson what you consider a magic trick.
>>6357987
Your tribute is shit!!
>>6357970
Quite the contrary, it is I that have found you...
>>6357983
Buy the fucking filter already, they put rat poison in your wells.
>>6357994
The light will consume you. Your kind is an abomination.
>>6357993
You want to play a game with risk? Ok. The risk is if you don't roll dubs you have to kys.
Rolling
>>6357956
Thought you left us, glad to see you're still here.
>>6357994
Like cutting someone in half!
>>6358018
First one to roll dubs win and stay alive
>>6357899
Or something like that. Your still a cat too.
>>6357901
Ah but all they do is flaunt around their religion and then when it fails they freak.
Bumped it to 36 and added Ocelot. We begin shortly
>>6358005
we won't let you drain the swamp.
>>6358004
Yeah, well....shit happens.
>>6358042
Are you implying my religion is a farce!?
>>6358005
Ooh, I'm really scared now, ya jerkdick!
>>6358045
Uhh. that was just a sentence. you can give that spot to someone else
>>6358045
>I added schrodinger twice
So...Anyone wants his spot? First role to reply with a tribute wins
>>6358045
Looks good!
Alright, you better buckle your pants, because things are gonna get messy!
>>6358045
I like that new name, thank you
>>6358045
Technically Gwen was first
>>6358026
I'm sorry to have instilled that feeling in you, sir! I could never leave the people here without a good reason I was just too busy yesterday. That is all!
>>6358045
My thanks to you for expanding the roster and hosting. Fat camp, sir?
>>6358015
And Nazarick shall consume this tiny light. Maybe Lupus would enjoy a bone or two.
>>6358029
If that's all you wish to see, I would happily oblige.
>>6358042
Religion is how they face fear Lupus. Take it away and they will worship anything.
>>6358090
I'd love to see you try. And who ever this "Nazarick" is, the more the merrier!
>>6358045
Let's do this!
>>6358045
Thanks for bump Host. You are the best!!
>>6358049
The delegates spoke their minds long ago, you can't change history, Ted.
>>6358067
At least I don't watch cartoon horses.
>>6358090
Oh! So if I tore down their entire church and the hierarchy I could force them to worship me?
>>6358062
Of course it is. The only real gods left us, the only one that stayed behind was Lord Ainz.
>>6358075
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6358111
Real "gods"? You accidentally used the plural of that word, for there is only one.
>>6358107
>Kissu
>>6358108
I ain't no brony, boy. Don't you be spreading slanderous lies about me.
>>6358122
cancer king
>>6358042
Werecat! Theres a difference!
>>6358090
But who will be the volunteer?
>>6358137
Hambone.
>>6358045
Here we go.
>>6358045
Looks fine to me.
>>6358160
I want to give Lum some rum and then fill Lum's bum with cum.
>>6358150
Says Mr. pork-barrel ass over there! You don't know shit from Shinola!
>>6358166
I swear if the cocksucker and his cumdumpster win....
>>6358150
>>6358173
>>6358171
>>6358133
Nope. There was about forty... or was it forty-one. They created us all and made our home Nazarick. The rest of you are just filthy ants and slugs that inhabit our world.
>>6358144
Is there? I'm sure if I pet behind your ear you'd fall over and start kicking your legs.
>>6358177
Hm... I'm too busy cooking for everyone anyways.
>>6358171
>kumina
>>6358177
Alright...
Let's hope that this goes well for me. I was close last time...If I focus hard enough, I'll attain victory for certain!
>>6358188
We'll see who is the insect. I assure you, the light will consume you.
>>6358103
You shall find them at your door step soo enough.
>>6358111
Man already worships the flesh Lupus. Though a church of Nazarick may not be a bad idea.
>>6358144
Anyone in the arena of course.
>>6358161
You better choose the right side, boy!
>>6358177
"Fat pride," Alex? Keep denying you're a filthy hambone!
>>6358177
Huh...I THOUGHT I felt somethin'...oh, well!
>>6358177
Surely I wouldn't look that appetizing anyway.
>who're you reffering to mate?
>>6358177
Who knows, maybe it'll happen to you as well
>>6358201
I'll be waiting.
>>6358177
Not 1(ONE) pound.
>>6358202
I'm not a hambone and I'm certainly not Bill Hicks.
>>6358177
Righto! Sh
>>6358194
That's not Kamina. Kamina likes them flat and red.
>>6358209
Ocelot and his bumchum.
>>6358211
I'll just throw you to them first.
>>6358201
Many a man has already said that before screaming out in the middle of the night you know.
>>6358201
It'd be an interesting prospect, but wouldn't it just get filthy with all those insects running around in it?
>>6358227
I-I shouldn't have skipped breakfast
>>6358179
Leave my wife outta this.
>>6358220
You're a shit-kickin' hick, that's what you are!
>>6358227
If you don't like it, take it and eat it. EAT IT! EEEEAAAT IIIIT!
>>6358227
Err...well, I can explain...
...
Actually, nah. I can't.
>>6358227
Why couldn't the beast go after Sanae? She was already dead.
>>6358236
I am no mere man, but a man of god.
>>6358188
Dont even think about it!
>>6358201
Except for me right?
>>6358227
>Smolgore stands up and brushes himself off.
Whoa, that coulda been really bad!
>He looks underneath him.
...Oh.
>Tfw you will never see a cinnamon bun ogre girl skinny dipping
And Ocelot once proves again he likes being a bottom.
>>6358227
Have you no manners? It is rude to just kiss a lady!
>>6358227
>>6358246
Little rat bastard!
>>6358215
Prepare a grand defence, that is your only warning.
>>6358227
I am just big boned
>>6358236
Perhaps, but wouldn't you enjoy having a toy chest Lupus?
>>6358269
I relish times like these. They seem to be rarer as the days go on.
>>6358269
Basically, FEMA camps.
>>6358269
Grr...I was saving those marshmallows just for this occasion! I'll get my revenge someday... I swear it!
>>6358269
These are delectable, I will treasure these times.
>>6358273
I already have the greatest defense......and a mech suit a space marine once gave me.
>>6358269
It's like beach day without the beach!
>>6358266
So then you worship Lord Ainz.
>>6358267
>She creeps forward wiggling her fingers with a smile across her face.
Would I?
>>6358273
I'd like a toy chest, but I wouldn't want to clean up after the toys. That'd be the biggest problem.
The cocksucker's perversity know's no bounds. The madman!
>>6358285
>gently pets
>>6358299
He is no god, just a filthy usurper. A fake, an impostor. But most importantly, an abomination.
>>6358305
How could such a small and cute do such a thing.
>>6358305
>>6358267
Stupid cat. You deserve every last drop of that drink you prepared.
>>6358305
Jesus Chriiiiiist!
pick a number between 1 and 1450
>>6358305
So...you were frozen in some pod for around 200 years? Geez, no wonder you're so cranky! Ya gotta learn to lighten up!
>>6358267
Maybe, we will have to see.
>>6358290
That may prove to be a valuable defense >>6358299
If you can't be trusted to clean up your messes Lupus you can't have any
I just cant find a decent ava to rp
Kill me.
give me some suggestions, no Girl allowed.
>>6358315
I'm sure if you gave him a task that you ask of your imaginary being he could answer it within moments instead of ignoring your every plea and cry out for help.
>>6358305
W-whatever could they mean with that statement? I'm not that heavy, are I?
>>6358309
Hm? Oh I see. You're a fan! I appreciate you doing this so you may stop now.
>>6358305
It is better to die by the hands of an infowarrior than by the hands of the globalists.
>>6358319
Because you're smelly.
>>6358325
1499
>>6358292
>>6358319
You are too innocent for games like this, Ogre-Chan
>Kissu
>>6358325
671
>>6358333
The soup nazi from Alo Alo!
>>6358234
Geez, you youkai have no sense of humor.
>>6358330
But didn't you give me an entire village to look after for a while. I did pretty well there. Though a few of the men might be scarred for the rest of their lives, but they only live for so long it's fine.
>>6358335
Our god doesn't bow to our whim, he is strong, we serve him.
>>6358330
The defense of god is greater....
>>6358333
>lord Shaxx
>Zavala
>the speaker
>lord Saladin
>>6358325
478
>>6358352
Oooh, I wonder what this ritual will do! Maybe it'll summon a monster, or make the sky rain fish!
>>6358333
Guy Shishioh
>>6358333
Genis from tales of symphonia!
>>6358352
Ah!
>Her body hits the road.
"My lady? Did you just-"
Fall? I knew this skirt would be the end of me.
>>6358352
I can assure you this did not happen.
>>6358299
>backs away
Dont do it!
>>6358330
Maybe next time. I forgot which drink was which.
>>6358356
I was actually trying to be humorous.
>>6358364
Uhhhh. When you were raiding their cabin, were they commiting any unholy acts of sin?
They probably did.
>>6358333
dis dude
>>6358352
Phew, people are still buying Super Male Vitality, it was all a dream.
>>6358405
This candy better not have Fluoride in it.
>>6358405
They were committing sodomy, for that, they paid.
>>6358405
Now then, I just gotta sneak around, and make sure I don't make a sound...
>>6358352
Thanks Anon, I-
>>6358346
I bathe twice a day everyday! I'm not smelly!
>>6358403
Well, keep on trying, maybe you'll get good at it one day
>>6358352
Well then...
>>6358358
Yes after you shirked your duties Lupus.
>>6358364
Yes, my power is.
>>6358398
Come again?
Pardon the interruption ladies and gentlemen.
I've been asked by the guest that visited at the end of last night's game of Risk to see if perhaps there was interest in a game hosted by him.
Would anyone like to play?
>>6358426
You are crying, buddy..They tried seducing you aswell, right? Truly Ocelot's lust for cock knows no bounds, even trying his ways on men of the church!
>>6358440
I have all of eternity to learn such trivial things.
>>6358443
I didn't shirk my duties, more I let Yuri do them because she wanted to.
>>6358364
Lord Ainz doesn't bow to our whim either, but he sure as hell doesn't leave us unanswered. If he refuses to do something for us he will tell us exactly why.
>>6358398
Oh? Why should I listen to some little cat-man who's afraid of a girl?
>>6358443
I will say this one last time, you are not a god.You are but a filthy impostor and abomination.
>>6358459
He will die by my blade.
>>6358459
Guh, I'd hate to think what horrors went on in here while we were away...
They better not have touched my disguise storage machine!
>>6358443
>comes again
>makes a mess
>>6358469
Our god doesn't owe us an answer, we owe him our lives.
>>6358475
Such a fine looking sword, mind if i take a gander at it for just a moment?
>>6358455
As long as its a new map.
Ocelot had enough after jacking off all day.
Does Kirby even have an anus?
Billy taking shit from nobody, claiming a victim with a fuckign tree branch!
>>6358475
But that's a slingshot.
>>6358467
Don't you think you're overestimating yourself?
Anyone want me to explain a meme? I'll try my best with my database.
>>6358510
Goddamned globalists stealing my candy.
>>6358485
Sounds really selfish. Refuses to listen, refuses to give any sort of reasoning, and then demands you follow him or be damned. Why don't I just get a few nails and we put them through your fingers and see how fast you wish someone would come to stop me.
>>6358510
Hey...are you sure you know where we're going? If we get lost, we'll be in a whole lotta trouble.
Risk are for when there is no game going on, i guess this is really the end of HG.
>>6358526
kys kym
>>6358502
Would, you like to take a close look?
>>6358510
Yes, on second thought, i can't let them touch me.
>>6358528
He breathed life into us, like I said, he owes us NOTHING.
>>6358526
Do a explanation of GRAND DAD and We are number one
>>6358525
Hey I can be capable of anything so don't doubt my abilities.
>>6358475
Human delusion is always an interesting thing to watch. Your faith crumbling is the next step.
>>6358479
All over the good rug too..
>>6358469
Your duties are as I state Lupus. It is important we not only work your strengths but also where you lack.
>>6358526
A meme? I suppose you could explain what that is to me.
>>6358562
Oh my...
Pardon me miss but may I ask you a question?
>>6358544
Risk > HG desu
>>6358552
>holds out his hands
Yes please.
>>6358526
>>6358556
I've seen kys so much that I read KYM as Kill Your meme
>>6358559
7 GRAND DAD is from Joel from Vinesauce playing a romhack with the titel GRAND DAD
We are Number one became popular because Robbie Rotten's actor got pancreas cancer, that's why many We Are Number One meme videos have a link to a fundraiser
>>6358563
My faith will never crumble. I've slain legions upon legions of undead and hellspawn, if anything, it has been strengthened.
>>6358552
But even I could breath some life into a bunch of slugs, and the supreme beings created the others and me. So does that mean I'm greater than your god in perspective to origin?
>>6358563
But that's no fun sometimes.
Your eyes scream for ice cream. Feast!
>>6358552
>>6358552
Uhhh. That's the wrong faggot you're purging, bucko.
>>6358578
>
>>6358581
Oh... now i understand the We are number one meme..
>>6358595
A faggot is a faggot.
>>6358593
Then those slugs owe you their lives, and no it does not.
>>6358595
[Unintelligible yelling]
Uuhhh, guys? I'm going to speed up a bit because I think i had too much aspirine. I hope y'all don't mind.
>>6358581
Now why Snow Halation became too popular
>>6358510
MY NAME'S NOT BILLY!
>>6358595
Sweet! I must admit, this was quite the offer! £1.00 for a double-scoop ice cream!
>>6358544
Risk should really be for dead hours but I'll get shit on for saying this
Four months and 200+ nations later the first cycle ends with only five survivors.
>>6358615
YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.
>>6358544
>>6358573
>>6358625
Or you could let people play whatever they feel like.
>>6358625
Nah you said it like a reasonable person. Most people get shit on because they express their negative feedback like an asshole
>>6358598
Nice blade, clearly made by a master of his craft.
>throws it off a nearby cliff into the waters below
>>6358593
I understand Lupus, but work is not always fun. I did not trust this job to Yuri, but to you.
>>6358590
I will remember your words for the future, loyalty is a respectable trait. But easily conpared to a dog.
>>6358615
It would seem to be a possibility
>>6358559
Weeeeeelll!
the 7 Grand Dad meme was made in Television Mari, or "Dian Shi Ma Li", an unlicensed Famicon game, a bootleg of The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino and Hoppy game.
Why is it a meme/ how did it spread?
Well to answer that you must look into Vinesauce, a streamer known as Joel played a round of bootleg games, when he reached “GRAND DAD 3M 原始瑪莉VII” He simply freaked out at the name, thus making it sound funny, thus making the chatbox-people repeat it, thus spreading it, thus making it into a meme the moment it got out of ha-
>>6358581
TAKIN' MAH JEB!
>>6358612
No, those slugs should take the new life they have and live it however they choose. If they seek help or guidance it'd be rude of me to ignore them if I could very well hear them.
>>6358643
It's seems you have met an ill fate before I undead one, I can now die with no regrets.
>>6358643
Oh well, suppose the fishermen are blind.
>>6358643
Well, their name sounds like "Peachy"...
No! I can't just go eat someone like that! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
>>6358647
And I set a troll on fire to protect a child in the village. Yes, yes. I need to stop being as aggressive with all the humans so that they don't start to suspect something. Sorry Lord Ainz.
Kumbaya my lord, kumbayaaaaaaaa
>>6358572
Feel free to ask whatever miss.
>>6358643
Robbie will come second.
Again.
>>6358679
Guess what, Jude?
:^)
>>6358581
Also you forgot to mention Silvagunner's(or Gilvasunner I fucking don't know anymore) involvement in the spreading of Grand Dad, by sneaking them into several soundtracks. also here's a funny vid for no reason.
https://youtu.be/RoWQamU1z_Q
>>6358562
Anything?
You sure are more comfident than the average spirit
The winner
>>6358650
Then you are more foolish than I thought. Your compassion for them will lead to your demise.
>>6358647
Dogs can be very valuable.
>>6358646
Tis' not the blade, but the cause.
>>6358685
Oh well.
>>6358685
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
>>6358673
Alright, I can see, that I must teach you two how to be villains!
https://youtu.be/fWRipf9VRT0
>>6358679
>>6358685
I HAVE DEFIED THE ODDS AND BECAME NUMBER ONE!
>>6358696
Holy shit, Robert Rotten survived
>>6358696
GG EZ NO RE
And placements. Give your (You)'s to Jude, point at him and laugh for being wrong.
>>6358679
Haha Jude. haha.
>>6358668
You are forgiven, you may have the knight boasting his god as a treat
>>6358698
Yes, but same as any beast it is expendable
>>6358696
You did it!!
Love ya, Robbie!! Congrats!!
>>6358708
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6358692
You should know that I am no average spirit, shrine maiden.
>>6358708
Well done and thank you for hosting.
>>6358708
Thanks for hosting.
http://(4+4)ch.net/tg/res/279192.html
At the request of our visitor here's a link to his game.
>>6358708
Well, thanks for hosting
>>6358696
Congratulations
>>6358698
This is why all you humans are a huge disappointment.
>>6358708
Thank you for hosting and congratulations.
>>6358723
I'm not a fan of sour grapes.
>>6358708
Thank you for hosting, bucko!
Guys. I discovered something worse than Hawaiian pizza.
Hawaiian Pizza without the ham and added onion.
Next one, pls
>>6358723
For I am, but when I fall another hundred will rise to take my place, can you say the same, for now though, I will be the dog that fetches the bones from your body and delivers them to my god.
>>6358744
Being this way is the only reason I am alive.
>>6358708
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6358732
But a spirit nontheless
>>6358739
>cancerchan
lmao no fuck that
I'll host in 10 minutes if no one else steps up.
>>6358739
>risk games not allowed
huh?
>>6358782
I'll host. Gimme a sec to make a new thread.
>>6358744
Very well, I shall just let Entoma keep it then.
>>6358752
The dead only add to my ranks
>>6358787
I don't know. I'm starting to think he doesn't know what he's doing.
So i decided to fag an animal but dont know what so Dubs decide what animal i fag.
>>6358792
I will not rise when I fall. for saint peter will be waiting for me.
>>6358811
A kiwi
>>6358811
A poison dart frog
>>6358811
Goat
>>6358811
The Dodo bird
>>6358811
Avafag an emu to chase off Yosgay and Izaya
>>6358811
I can't wait to see that exquisite rp famz.
Do a wolverine.
>>6358825
reroll for the dodo
>>6358811
A chinchilla