Hangry Gooms Fred
>>6350692
>>6350691
Speak for yourself, I had fun tonight.
>>6350722
>kissu
>>6350691
I thought it was pretty enjoyable, but opinions are opinions, after all.
>>6350696 (???)
The flower? Oh, you must be referring to Yuuka! It does nothing with that, huh? How strange. This'll be tougher than I thought it would be. Nothing I can't handle, of course.
From the tone of your voice, the hero correctly guessed it without even trying! Honestly, he should be given a medal for this stuff.
>>6350645
I won't I won't...geez. I only forgot it once.
I haven't seen yuno in awhile.
>>6350750
Don't worry Aikawa. There's plenty anime girls to perv on.
>>6350743
Did... Did something happen last night after I fell asleep..? But.. Speaking of I'm starting to feel drowsy..
>>6350750
He OD'd and lost his house in the divorce
>>6350765
Yunos married?
>>6350769
mhm
>>6350728
Maybe you did, maybe you didn't, I'll not tell, ka-ha.
And what are you on about, hmm?
Dorses when?
>>6350750
They entered Alice during the 1111 game
>go checkout how things are going at cripplechan
>it became a furry undertale circlejerk
Good job Denton
>>6350763
What do you mean?
>>6350785
It's all in the tone, miss. I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can tell when I'm right or not.
What'm I on about? I dunno what I'm on about. Truth be told, I had no idea what you meant by "It does nothing with that", so I decided to repeat it to look smart.
>>6350796
>IDS are on
>No secret avas
ya no thanks
>>6350796
Top fucking kek. Let him contain the cancer. It benefits us in the end.
>>6350804
>secret avas
>ever on cripple
lolno, if hoshit didn't like you he'd just leak your shit on steam immediately
>>6350796
where's the link
>>6350804
Fucking hell, didnt know IDs were on
At least when Hoshi was in charge I could do some slight shitposting
>>6350800
Mm.. I dunno... I'm just asking I guess..
>>6350814
I just took you to bed after you fell asleep on me smelling like alcohol.
>images on 4 are fixed
>people still at 8
Why would you choose to be there?
>>6350802
You don't know a thing about me~.
And now, now, all I ever implied was that my own old master's power was actually used, kaha.
>>6350824
People went to 8? Weird
>>6350820
Baka
Baka
Baka
>>6350820
Sorry for being a burden then... But, you should be used to that smell by now..
>>6350831
>>6350833
Shut it, you're not a burden. Atleast you didn't fall asleep on some creep.
Just shoot me...
>>6350829
I might not, but when it comes to opinions of me? I tend to hit the nail right on the head, so it's safe to assume you thought that of me. Call it a heroic hunch, y'know?
...Okay, so from gathering the information, I can safely assume you meant to say... That Yuuka was powerful, but not as powerful as your old master? Bear with me, please, I'm super lost and confused.
>>6350841
Hold the phone, you don't get to say you aren't a creep
>>6350844
You ain't worth the bullet plus you're too pussy to do the job yourself.
>>6350846
Hmmm, but you might be wrong.
Yuuka has power, but doesn't use it~. Power not used is power wasted. Something the little bat has forgotten.
It's dead hours. Post your favorite porn images/gifs
>>6350810
Wow, someone is mad as fuck.
>>6350865
>>6350866
But he's not wrong...
>>6350810
>implying the other mods didn't
>>6350841
Yeah.. You're right.. I could have fallen asleep on Kaito or something...
>>6350866
>no counterpoint
>I'd better call him mad! That will show him!
Idiot.
>>6350847
Well in this case i do and I'll say it again. I'm not a creep unlike some people here.
>>6350861
Which is, like, a one-in-a-million chance, c'mon now.
Ah, now I get your point! Yeah, power not used is kinda wasted. I mean, unless you use it eventually. After all, you could just not use it because you have no reason to. Take me for example! No one even knows I have super-strength, save for you and a few others!
>>6350882
Awful defensive about it.
>>6350881
>No counterpoint to his no counterpoint "you're mad comment"
>Better insult his intellegence. That'll show him!
Fuckboy
Gimmie a minute mom
I have to convince these people how bad hoshi is
>>6350888
Shorty and Yuno were good mods
>>6350900
Shorty leaked Hoshi's avas on ofh.
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>6350903
Correction
Shorty leaked his shitposting on ofh
>>6350905
>>6350885
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, ka-ha.
Power itself is reason to use it, silly human.
>>6350888
>All the mods were shit
I have feelings you know...
>Le hoshi hate group
>>6350909
Correction, he blatantly abused his powers to point out Hoshi's avas that he was fagging on hga, with no direct connection to shitposting.
>>6350888
Actually I didn't. That's pretty shitty.
It just goes to show you that this community has no room for mods.
>>6350905
What's the point of this post?
>>6350920
Don't forget LF and Hosh were in it together back then. Lf was booker as much as Cera was Hosh.
>>6350922
I can't speak to his motivations but it makes me want to suck off a Hachikuji trap something fierce.
Reminder that you idiots are starting a fight over petty bullshit that happened over a year ago.
SO.. Where the new community?? I'm gunna go check it out for the lols and bait hoshit.
>>6350933
>You idiots
>Aka the Hoshi Hatesquad
>>6350933
I'm just bored. Stop taking this so seriously.
>>6350914
It pretty much IS a one-in-a-million chance, ma'am. I don't even need to check to know I'm right, it's just that probable. Or is the right word "predictable"?
Not if there isn't immediately a reason to use it. Gonna save it up for later, y'know? I'd give you an example if I could think of any, but... I just don't use it that often, I guess. I dunno why.
>>6350890
I don't like being called things. It's always bugged me.
>>6350879
No you would've fallen on a drunk idiot who would've taken advantage of you.
>>6350942
t. Mion
>>6350942
>this person is defending someone I don't like
>Better label him a white knight
>Better project my internalized view of a whiteknight
>Better dismiss the entire conversation as just a prank bro when I get owned
Where is SWP when you need her, she could trigger half the mods faster then Hoshit can destroy rp.
>>6350959
Trying too hard, 2/10
>>6350944
Stop using boredom as an excuse to bait
Where are the antihoshi people?
>>6350958
>being this BTFO
>>6350961
>Not knowing SWP trolling is legendary
>>6350969
Check the risk thread.
>>6350964
S-Sorry...
>>6350959
This. I didn't like SWP but it was hilarious watching those manchildren get manipulated by her.
>>6350970
>1 year later
>Still assblasted about Hoshi
No no my friend. You.
>>6350948
You're far too sure of yourself~.
Oh, humans. Too bold for their own good, and too restrained with their power, kahaha.
You know, I forgave Hoshi, called him a faggot in chat for what he did and he's actually cool if you convince him you're not being hostile.
>>6350891
>kissu
>>6350952
>She looks a little surprised and then shows a hint of a smile.
You're saying you'd trust him not to do that..? I only really trust you and Teto that much... Maybe Miku too..
>>6350992
>>6350992
Lookie here, I found one of the Hoshi hatposters.
>>6350988
I honestly couldn't care less about the guy, I just like stirring up shit in this cesspool.
>>6350976
Bruh right. She was one giant celebration to God-tier mind fucks.
>>6350974
Good. Boredom is a valuable thing. Don't waste it next time
Post anal
>>6350993
I trust all of our family you idiot.
>>6350999
Edgy as fuck tb.h
>>6350985
It's the most predictable outcome, what can I say? It's pretty reasonable of me to assume people think negatively of me after what I've been told. Gotta give her that list sometime just for the last laugh...
"Bold"? Ma'am, you say that like I'm lying when I say I have super-strength. Although I look like a dork, I know more than I let on. Like a dork. The hero can't be macho all the time, can he?
>>6350999
>"Nothing personal Hosh"
>Shitposts his back
>>6351006
Why do we always talk about Hoshi when the threads are dead? Are you still trying to drive him out of the community or is it ironic now?
Did Wiggins die?
>>6351024
A little from column A and a little from column B.
What else are we going to do? Roleplay?
>>6351008
Even Len...? He seems kind of... Mischievous..
>Thinking you can b8 hoshi in a thread where people are defending him so he can be blamed for samefagging all the anonposts.
>>6351027
Trump winning probably gave him a stroke.
So there's a new HGA somewhere outside 4chan?
>>6351036
The guy's probably been deported to africa where he belongs.
>tfw Hoshi was just acting cancerous to keep us on 4Chan
>tfw he was trying to save hg all along
>hga is new ofh
>>6351039
Probably smart. When King Trump reinstates slavery things are going to change around here.
January.
>>6350865
>>6351038
Denton took control of the old 4+4 site. It's an undertale and furry circle jerk with IDs enabled permanently
>>6351011
Or so you think, ka-ha.
And you might, but you still lack in power~.
>A hand, unnaturally cold, reaches out and runs a finger along the side of Alfred's face
>>6351055
Whose Denton? I haven't been in the community for a while but I wanna see how shit it's gone since my retirement.
>>6351062
JC Denton. he's an oldfag
>>6351069
I'm an original fag.. and I still vaguely remember
>>6351076
Still vaguely remember who he is*
Who will return next?
>>6351058
Now, now, this is about probability. It's likely that they think negative of me, but there will always be that one person that thinks positively of me. I'm always happy when I see someone like that.
Okay, so I might not be able to move mountains with my fists (maybe), but my heroic abilities shouldn't be underestimated--
>The colour drains from Alfred's face and he flinches, but he doesn't scream. He takes a deep breath, trying not to show his fear.
M-Ma'am, what was that for?
>>6351032
He does his own thing, just try to ignore him.
>>6351095
Sis... What do you dream about?..
>>6351090
Bikko
So did Aussa finally kill himself?
>>6351102
That's an odd question. I honestly can't even remember what i dreamed about this morning so i really couldn't tell you.
Look at this net.
You guys do know that Denton only came back to fulfill his dream out of spite of finally being the admin after Hoshi banned the living hell out of him back when it mattered? Explains why he's been squatting to reclaim a board I doubt even Hoshi cares about himself anymore and shilling everyone back for the 5 minutes the images weren't working.
A board run by cancer is going to be cancer. Have fun, faggots.
>>6351090
I don't care much for probability. Hmm.
>The finger reaches his chin, and lightly pushes up on it, and the figure leans in closer, briefly showing off a fanged smile and piercing red eyes, before moving away once more, taking their hand off Alfred with an effortlessly light slap
I wonder what it is the little bat sees in you. You wouldn't even make a good meal.
>>6351118
"Net"?
>>6351121
>implying /hga/ ever wasn't cancer
topkek
So is this community finally kill? It seems pretty dead
>>6351143
Nope
>>6351126
I do, and that's... Not a good point, but you get my point.
>With an apprehensive expression, he just lets the figure do what they want, not wanting to anger them in fear of being hurt. Which, of course, was a futile effort since he was lightly slapped anyway. He pouts, mulling over the figure's words.
Aw... I don't even know who the bat is, miss. And is it because I eat fast food all the time? I don't know if that's an insult or not.
>>6351147
Then where are all the faggots at?
>>6351143
Unfortunately not.
>>6351143
Looks like it. The fuck happened while I was at work?
>>6351156
It's 4:44 in the morning
>>6351121
Good. It's about time that hellhole got new management. The old owner drove it to shit. Who cares if the new owner sets that shit on fire?
>>6351173
Yeah, been a little more dead than usual the post couple weeks during these hours thanks to fall semester kicking into high gear, nothing to be overly concerned about. We're acquiring newfags at a steady trickle now.
>>6350900
Yuno was never a mod
>>6351149
>For all of one sentence, her voice adopts a sickeningly high-pitched singsong
Yes you do, yes you do~. And you reek of grease, oil, and bravado, ka-ha.
>>6351182
Poor newfags, if they only knew what third world shit tier place this has become. Oh well, might as well keep all the retards in one place then scattered throughout the internet.
>>6351185
This, I never made Yuno a mod before. Was too close to Junko.
Post God tier animu ass. GO.
>>6351112
>Almost 5 in the morning in Texas
>Ran out of people to talk to other than Alfred
>>6351204
Muh waifu! You son of a bitch, post your home address so I can find you and fight you.
>>6351192
They join because they like how it is, even if some tired old geezers won't stop wheezing about the good old days.
>>6351186
>Alfred doesn't know what's worse; the insults, or the tone they're delivered in. Sighing, he just plays along.
'Kay, so I HAVE met them before. No doubt that it's Kurumi or Elly... Except probably not. Maybe I have... Sakuya? No, no, can't be her. And I don't smell THAT bad! I take a shower everyday! Not my fault I'm the hero, and the hero has to keep eating so he can have his energy...
>>6351211
Can we meet at Mall of America instead?
>>6351200
>>6351208
O-Ouch.
>>6351200
>>6351217
I'll be there, you bastard. I'll be the guy in the trenchcoat with the Erza body pillow at his side.
Bring your katana, defiler.
Who all is here
>>6351227
Whatsup?
>>6351225
We can go on some rides after, should be fun
>>6351233
Ooh, that does sound fun. I want a pretzel and some Orange Julius too, please.
>>6351196
LF was also too close too Junko
>>6351227
Heyo. Grandpa finally passed on about 15 minutes ago. He's finally free.
>>6351242
It's what happens when you meme too hard, anon.
>>6351241
Don't be so limited, this is MOA! Standard mall fare is for those suckers at malls that don't double as tourist attractions
>>6351227
Howdy.
>>6351235
And I'm gonna guess that it's... Kurumi! It's a 50/50 chance I'm right, y'know, so I... Wait, you probably wouldn't confirm it anyway. I didn't think this through.
I can't? I can't. Damnit, now I'm gonna be self-conscious when I talk to people.
Did Junko convince Denton to take over HGA?
>>6351255
Did Hoshi convince Jude to take over OFH?
>>6351255
Nah, I didn't log in for more than two weeks and it was open to anyone who wanted it.
>>6351250
>She once again imitates the voice
Ah, but it is, but it is. The other's so little as to be a newborn~.
You can't, kahaha. It's not as if any of your kind would notice.
>>6351227
Yo. I'm shitposting and rebuilding my folder
Has anyone seen Selector Infected Wixoss? Did you like it?
>>6351249
Don't bully, you bully! I've never been to a super mall! My mall only has a crappy carousel...
>>6351173
I left for a few months because of study but now I don't really have shit to do till I head to university next year.
>>6351261
Junko is going to convince Denton to give her mod status so that she can save this community.
She is the leader we need.
>>6351265
Who, Elly? I dunno, she seemed pretty mature to me, but youkai years are much different to human years, so what would I know? And I got it right on the first go again!
>The hero sighs, taking off his glasses and wiping his eyes.
It isn't as if they would notice, yeah, but if YOU guys can, what am I gonna say? It's hard to think about my blood smelling that bad. Can't even do something about it apart from pray.
>>6351268
You'll enjoy the roller coasters quite a bit more I'm sure.
>>6351277
Well good luck to her. Kinda sucks I cause I have some sentimental attachments to the board, but I'll have to use another one for entries and announcements. I gave it away once, I'm cool with doing it again.
I'm bummed out I don't have too many people to host for, if she can get on saving the community now, that would be fine.
>>6351291
Then it's a date! Don't forget your katana in case ninjas show up and want to duel us to the death.
>implying we can still save this community
>not coming to terms it's full of shit posters, meme's, and a general board to come say hello and shoot the shit
>community is ded bruh
>>6351283
The other little vampire, ka-ha.
>The tone turns sickeningly sweet and mockingly sympathetic
I have refined tastes, you shouldn't be so harsh on yourself.
>>6351305
>community is ded meme
Everyday. Every morning.
>>6351305
There are a few people who still want my wincards, I'm still writing a new code, and if it comes to it I might even have to pick up Risk Hosting. Might be dead other times of the day, but the people who enter my stuff when I'm hosting or RPing with me, they're my community and I'm happy to do things for them.
>>6351310
Oh, Sakuya! She's... That young, huh? Well, I didn't expect her to be the eldest, but if she really is that young compared to you guys...
>The hero just chuckles, placing his glasses back on and grinning.
Russia? Is that you? In all seriousness, I'm still gonna be conscious about it. They'll talk about it behind my back, I'm sure of it.
Whats your Kawaii and Sugoi name?
>>6351322
>Loli-kun
I always wanted to be the little girl(male)
>>6351322
Baka Bento
>>6351322
I don't need this when I have an actual legal Japanese name.
>>6351322
>Waifu Master
>>6351322
>Moe Oppai Trap
Anon is right, the community is dead.
Good bye.
>>6351329
I thought you fucks hated each other
>>6351322
>kawaii bento
>>6351322
Loli Hikikomori?
That hits a little close to home
>>6351321
She's not been kin for even a year.
Hm. Not that that bothers me, kahaha!
>>6351332
You were born in two different days?
If you say someones name, they'll appear
>>6351339
Kys wigins
>>6351322
Anime-chan
o-oh
>>6351333
I won't speak for everybody else in my country, but I'm fine with Japanese as individuals.
>>6351322
>Ecchi Ramen
What the fuck even is that?
>>6351322
...Senpai Nyan. Damnit, Kiku, I thought you wouldn't be making crap like this...
>>6351339
Kin? She's not even like family to you guys? That's pretty sad, when you think about it.
Y'sure it doesn't bother you, miss? If it didn't, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't comment about it in the first place, y'know?
>>6351342
Canada. Belarus, maybe?
>>6351353
It's when you buy Cup Ramen, but the lid is already open a little.
>>6351353
It means when you order a bowl of ramen. An ecchi looking hot anime girl will come and serve it for you. Maybe even feed it to you at the same time.
>>6351362
You're lying to me
Stop that Wiggins
>>6351358
Fuck, that's pretty hot...
>>6351359
Sounds pretty gay
>>6351322
>Chibi-Oppai
The fuck does this even mean?
>>6351362
Ah, got ya! You don't really care about her in the slightest! Also pretty sad, but what can I do about that? I wonder if Romania's also kin, too...
And then that's the thing! Why they think kinda does matter, because what they think influences others, y'know? It is what it is, I guess.
>>6351370
>Sounds pretty gay
Then I don't see what the problem is here.
>>6351370
And the packet of soup is semi transparent.
You turn around and someone's already boiled some water.
You slip on the tile floor because you're wearing socks in the house and while you're falling, you grab the boiling water on your way down with one hand and grope the packet of soup with the other as it opens.
The water falls into the cup and the lid shuts. You're on all fours over the cup of Ramen now and you stare at each other for three minutes before it slaps your tastebuds silly with a wicked chicken flavor.
>>6351373
A little girl with a big head and big bosoms.
>>6351379
The problem is going to a restaurant and ordering a bowl of ramen.
Who tf does that?
>>6351389
Fuck man I thought this place was for hunger games and all that, not smutty fan fiction..
>>6351398
What if I told you I was RPing a smutty fanfiction author?
>>6351402
...I'd believe it, Seems like something Cera would do.
>>6351416
That's RP Master Cera to you.
>>6351410
Y'know, birds of a feather stick together and all of that proverb stuff. And... I think I might have heard something about that, actually. You have a good reason for thinking that, way, I guess.
But it does bother ME. That's a significant detail, y'know?
>>6351391
No literally every fucking anime ever? Fucking kill me.
>>6351422
I-I thought we were closer than that... I call you Cera, you call me a fucking sperg.. It was like our thing man...
>>6351452
Nigga, I don't fucks with you like dat.
>>6351423
I couldn't care less about the weaklings. And that she is.
Hmm. Not to me, really.
>>6351369
M8 I'm in no state for shenanigans
>>6351479
Eh... I can kinda see where you're coming from, but Sakuya's a pretty nice gal. Of course, I'm not gonna beg you to care for her, but I'm just sayin'.
But it is to me. First impressions are everything, y'know?
>>6351480
Hey, Wiggins.
President Trump :)
>>6351488
Yes?
>>6351322
Kouhai Bukkake
>>6351496
Just making sure you're as excited as I am for America to be great again :D
>>6351510
It'll be interesting!
>>6351487
Oh, she has potential, especially now that her mistress left her, but she still clings to that silly humanity she has left.
Aah, such a human concern...
>>6351530
Unpuff
>>6351527
...Her mistress left her, huh? I wasn't aware of that. Maybe that's why I haven't seen her in a while. I hope she's alright... Can't blame her for holding onto it - it's what makes her her, y'know?
You can't seriously blame me for being concerned about it!
>>6351530
Don't look at me like that, stop it.
>>6351519
That's the right attitude to have. Shit, I voted for Hill-dogg but I also survived eight years of W in the white house. Meme President sounds fun for a few years.
>>6351550
Checks and balances will, as always, rule the day. We've been missing out on the unintentional comedy from the executive branch for too long anyways.
>>6351549
Eh... I might have to ask her about it, see if she's taking it well or not. That's what friends do. And she could be much more, but she's going along nicely - it'd make her much more, yes, but... Y'know, in a negative way.
But why? It's important how you look to others, or else that'll make them dread being in your presence! Not that they already do that around me, mind you.
>>6351550
Watch CNN, they're already bitching about every little thing Trump is doing.
>>6351342
Aussa!
>>6351571
>Obama
>Good job
>More debt than all 43 pres combined
>>6351573
You should do some research on national debt.
>>6351342
Alice. I need to ask here if I can use one her dolls for my magic.
>>6351571
I'm from the state that elected Jesse "The Body" Ventura governor after all. California made the trend too mainstream.
>>6351530
>>6351549
>>6351549
>>6351573
The US owns most debt to itself
The debt a regular person like you and me have are different than the debt the goverment has.
>>6351585
Mima stopped by earlier
>>6351559
>>6351549
>>6351601
Who? That doesn't sound like the person that I want to see.
>>6351610
Aah, speak of her and here she comes. Hello, newborn.
>>6351606
..."Nudge"? Oh, man, I have a feeling you mean something sinister by that, and I don't like it. Well, don't let me stop you, but MAYBE that might not work?
Eh... When she's embarrassed, it's amusing, I'm gonna have to admit. You do that, but don't harm her.
>>6351610
Howdy, Sakuya! As a matter of fact, I...
...Well, let's just cut to the chase. I was told that your mistress fired you, apparently, and I needed to know if she was telling the truth or not.
>>6351293
you're cool, hosh
>>6351621
Eleven months have passed since I became a night walker. I am not a newborn, anon.
>>6351632
>Cringes visibly was nearly a year ago
Wew
are images good now?
>>6351637
Yes
>>6351628
This is true.
>>6351628
Ka-ha. All I can do is see and find out. Perhaps it could be fun, either way.
I'll do as I wish. Nothing you can say or do shall stop me.
>>6351632
And yet it hasn't been even a full year, kahaha. You're a newborn to me, 'kin', by centuries.
>>6351637
Indeed they are. The games work as they should.
>>6351646
...
Oh. Oh, no, I shouldn't have asked about that. Please tell me that it didn't affect you too much (well, to the point of not blowing up whenever anyone mentions it).
>>6351649
It could, it could, but this is just speculation. You'll never know if you don't try, amirite?
It's just a suggestion, miss. Hurting someone to nudge them in the right direction isn't really wise. Feel free to disregard anything I say, but it's just a warning of sorts.
>>6351606
>>6351659
Hey Alfred, it's been a while. Doing okay recently?
>>6351649
And? Am I suppose to care?
>>6351635
>I'll cringe through the heavens.
>>6351674
Right there with you Parsley.
Your feminine voice helps
>>6351659
No, I'm actually perfectly fine. Why would I be effected about it.
>>6351672
I've been doing fine, but I'm a little bit tired at the moment since it's a bit early here. I've finally found a reason to not be sad about anything anymore, which is good!
...Ah, man, Election Day took a lot outta me. It's been, what, a week?
>>6351679
I'll kill you!!!!
>>6351687
>petsu
>>6351686
>>6351681
Because--
...Wait, no that was a rhetorical question! I see what you're trying to do here, Sakuya! Don't worry, dude, I won't judge you if it did affect you.
>>6351686
Good! Or... Is it good? I don't think that's good, actually.
Nope. Violence is never the answer, and when it is, it never ends well. If it's, like, small slaps or shoves or something? That's fine, I guess.
>>6351694
Man, and I just can't wait for people to bring it up around me here. Hey, it's a good thing that people aren't making a huge fuss of it, right? I mean, well, you get what I'm trying to convey here.
>>6351709
>imagine a shy latina.
And I've ejaculated. Thanks, anon! Thanks, Parsee!
>>6351711
Glad to be of service
>>6351709
Ah, crap, I know what you're talking about. I'm pretty burnt out as well because of this whole thing, to be honest. Need to get anything of your chest, my dude?
>>6351714
Give me something to fop to now
>>6351696
>Gives pudding
>>6351718
>ran out of Peashys
>maybe sometime I will actually finish the folder
>>6351718
I'm afraid I don't share the same views, miss. Kinda. Not really, sorta... Argh. I'm America, and being America is so hard because of these topics...
I mean, you're not wrong, but you're not right, either. It's fun, but it's also kinda sad, y'know?
>>6351717
No. I've just got to keep being there for everyone for now. They need me. Grandpa dying hurt them a lot more than me. I came to terms with the real him not being here anymore about two years ago, but a lot of relatives were still clinging onto the fragments left behind.
>>6351720
Uh, how do you fop to something? Don't you fop yourself if you're going to use it as a verb?
>>6351727
Man, if only I knew what it was like to be in a situation like that. Buddy, although I might not be there right next to you, just let it be known that I'm always here if you need to talk to someone to about it, alright? Like... I never really was the best in these types of situations, but the most I can do is offer support, y'know?
>>6351722
>A clawed girl leaps from the shadows and into the walls, hanging from them while looking down at the people
Hi!
>>6351738
>After a brief pause, rather than speak, he hugs you tightly.
>A short while later, still embracing you, he whispers his thanks, then releases
>>6351746
Right as I'm going to bed. Have a good day, claw jaw
>>6351762
>>6351764
Bye?
>>6351744
It wouldn't, but it's just gotta be known.
Most of the time, they DO go down without a fight because they're helpless. Just so we're on the same page here, are we talking physical fights, or...?
>>6351750
>The hero just stands there, hugging the man and letting him embrace him for a short while.
You're welcome, dude. The hero's always here if you need to talk to someone, alright? I've got a feeling you need to go to bed for now, so don't let me keep you if you need to.
>>6351738
>Sakuya's gonna take a while to respond
>>6351773
You're right, and goodnight. You're a good friend to me, Alfred.
>>6351786
Why would I find prey? I'm looking for blood.
>>6351779
lol ur gay
>>6351795
And from where else would you find that?
>>6351775
Oh, crap, I don't know if I'll be up to answer it by then. Fingers crossed, let's hope it gets resolved by then, yeah?
>>6351779
As always, dude. It's in the hero's blood to be a good friend. Good night, and have a good rest.
>>6351786
But I gotta make my voice known. Why? I dunno.
Yeah, physical fights are pretty cool, but most of them are one-sided in my case. Especially-- Especially the ones that are super flashy. You know the ones.
>>6351801
Baddies.
>>6351797
>Kisses
>>6351834
I don't see how they are.
Neru you here?
>>6351834
Which is good! It shows that you're listening in to what I'm saying instead of skimming!
Yeah, THOSE ones. I guess it didn't help that Iggy knew magic as well, which made me like how flashy it is, but it's the best. Seriously.
>The hero sighs, staring up to the ceiling absentmindedly.
Like, man. I've gotta give them props, those battles are entertaining to watch.
>>6351845
Need something?
>>6351855
Can you host?
>>6351870
I don't think you know what I mean by baddie then, sir.
>>6351870
Eh? What's the matter?
>The hero's eyes widen, but he doesn't sound all too panicky. Calm and collected, like a hero should be.
Intrude? Intrude on what, miss? I wasn't doing nothing, trust me!
>>6351879
I can't since I'm heading to bed. Maybe tomorrow if everyone still wants me to.
Evens host
odds work on events.
>>6351902
Praise be
>>6351898
Baddies
>>6351898
Miss, I wasn't intruding on anything! Someone showed me one of the battles once, and I was pretty darn impressed by it! Although it's not a wise thing to say, let's not be pointing fingers and settle this civilly.
>>6351903
Right, I assume we are at a 24 time yeah?
>>6351911
Yehh
>>6351911
>32 uids
no, 36
>>6351916
>>6351922
I doubt we have 32 people but very well, first 36
>>6351925
Lupusregina Beta
>>6351925
Sleeping GOAT
>>6351925
Neptune
>>6351925
King Dedede
>>6351925
Metallia and The Hundred Knight
>>6351925
Clawdia
>>6351925
Shun Moritsuka
>>6351923
Miss, I don't even think I saw you fighting! It is, as they say in France, "jumping the gun"! Let's not kill anyone just yet!
>>6351925
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6351925
Evil eye
>>6351925
Jade Harley
>>6351925
Haru
>>6351925
Sanae Kochiya
>>6351925
Ririchiyo
>>6351925
Lord Beerus
>>6351925
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>>6351925
Haruo
>>6351925
Peashy
>>6351925
Kyouhukou
>>6351925
Elis
>>6351925
Yukine
>>6351925
Avenger
>>6351925
B E Y O N D H E L L
>>6351925
Mike "If it's gay it's roadkill on the highway" Pence.
>>6351925
Pure cinnamon bun
>>6351925
Jonathan
>>6351925
Best Saiyan
>>6351925
Eponine
>>6351925
Panties-kun
>>6351925
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6351922
>32 uids in a 4 hour thread
This doesn't justify a 36 in the slightest.
>>6351925
Leona
>>6351978
Yes it does
>>6351978
BUMP THE GAME
>>6351977
>Only the birds are mine.
>>6351925
Cutest pumpkin
>>6351969
People opposed to me.
>>6351925
Sherry
>>6351987
that's actually surprising
>>6351969
Well, they kind of do, c'mon now. If not, it'd probably be in French, but you get my point.
...I-I mean, yeah, you wouldn't be talking to me because of it! Completely understandable!
>>6351925
Clementine
>>6351998
>I'm not the only one who enjoys OJ here. Even if I'm autistic about it.
>>6351925
Izaya Orihara
>>6351998
>>6352011
This
>>6351925
Death Knight
>>6351925
CZ2128 Delta
orange juice a shit
>>6352023
opinions
>>6352020
Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
...Gonna hold my tongue should I actually get killed. Just a quick question, can you kill immortal people?
I feel this place is not rid of its sickness just yet.
>>6352033
As perfect as it'll get. Let's go.
>>6352033
It's just a few useless humans now and one girl being affected so we'll be fine.
>>6352033
Since there is plenty of room we shall just start with the battle.
>want to play orange juice with HGbros
>think it's not worth the money
suffering
>Guy from college has been a cunt for the last few months and made work near impossible because he sits around and watching anime all day during class and we all get in shit for it
>Invite him to come drink with friends this Friday
>Never really drinks but brags he does alot
>Last time he drunk with us he got shit faced on a couple premixed rum and cokes
>Fucked acts like a test-tube baby mixed with ADD if the test-tube was a crack pipe
>Gonna get him fucked on Jägerbombs and then leave him in a paddock for the night
Good idea Hg?
>>6352020
Who cares, they all have blood
>>6352051
10/10 would condone and endorse.
>>6352047
These are some deadly birds, and, well... the Panties weren't wrong...
>>6352060
>>6352060
N-No.. n-never again..
>Falls to ground.
>>6352060
Fuck
>>6352060
That really hurts but you shouldn't believe it's because of the silver, its because you stabbed me. Just because I'm a werewolf.
>>6352060
>F Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>Jade Harley
>If it's gay it's roadkill
>Lupusregina Beta
>The Star-Spangled Hero
>Death Knight
>B E Y O N D H E L L
>Izaya Orihara
That isn't too kind Avenger, Kyouhukou is an upstanding monster.
>>6352064
Okay, so you CAN kill immortal people. I should really, really watch my tongue around you, then.
>Absentmindedly, he looks at the figure, grinning tiredly, and without thinking, he speaks.
Oh, tell her that I'm really grateful for her helping me out on waking England back up! I don't think I actually thanked her for that yet!
>>6352079
I mean, I'm kinda a monster myself, bein' an overweight bird with a hammer. But YOU. YER A REAL MONSTER.
>>6352079
My what outstanding words of praise you have for me!
>>6352083
...What?
>>6352079
Nothing too interesting happening today save for a death or two.
>>6352079
Awawa, so lewd!
>>6352103
I'm sure you show me something valuable.
>>6352099
...What? An angel of death usually means someone similar to the Grim Reaper, right? I'm either misremembering something or got to wrong person, but I haven't thanked them yet for helping me with waking England back up.
>>6352103
>F Clawdia
>Best Saiyan
>Panties-kun
These birds surely seem irresistible to blondes today
>>6352113
Got the wrong person.
Bear with me.
>>6352109
>Neps you
>>6352114
>>6352114
I thought zombies and undead meme is dead..
>>6352118
>Slice your fucking nepper
>>6352113
A quite literal one, not him. Her name is Sariel.
>>6352114
>F Evil eye
>Sherry
The blonde haired humans are thinning themselves out.
>>6352129
Sariel? Hm... No, I don't think she was the person that helped me out with England. Well, I want you to give her my thanks regardless. Maybe as a message carrier or something! It's the least I could do!
...Ah, man, I got this chill up my back for some reason.
>>6352130
>I keep forgetting to hit save when cropping my apologies everyone.
Everyone keeps picking on the penguin and birds in general.
>>6352135
I do not. Deliver. Messages. Let alone to people I neither know nor care to.
>>6352138
Well, ya done got one thing right.
>>6352130
Blood?! Spooky! Whose blood is it?
>>6352138
Your temperament is too hot! Go to fridg-- Oh pudding!
>>6352127
W-hoa..I was only brushing your hair!
>>6352138
>F Yukine
>Lord Beerus
>Avenger
My low-level undead creatures are proving to be quite ineffective tonight. And somehow a seagull drowns.
>>6352139
No, not you being the message... Well, technically you would be delivering a message, so I guess I can see why you'd be a bit upset about it. It was just a message of thanks to Sariel, I guess. If I can't talk to the Grim Reaper, then she'd be the next best thing, right?
>>6352149
Slowly but surely the crowd thins.
>>6352153
You mock us both.
>>6352149
>>6352146
Nobody can't touch my hair! Nobody!
>>6352164
Kama-- what? Sounds like some kind of rare STD!
>>6352165
What? No! I didn't intend for any disrespect at all, miss! If I did, I'm awfully sorry - I don't mean to be rude or anything!
>>6352164
>F Jonathan
>Clementine
>Elis
Are you sure that was a werewolf? Are you sure you weren't just hungry?
>>6352177
I can assure you it is not.
>>6352171
It's a regrettable addition of the code.
>>6352183
Cz... I am not sure you know what you are doing.
Komachi a best
>>6352187
No, I never think before acting. A huge difference, although it's pretty much one of the same.
>>6352195
That was uneventful, not even any monsters there.
>>6352195
Well now I feel awful. Fucked 'er then threw 'er away.
>>6352195
>F Eponine
>Haruo
>Cutest pumpkin
>Shun Moritsuka
You just have to love children don't you Nep? Goodness penguin, it just isn't your day.
>>6352200
>rubs horns
>>6352197
...You claim there is a difference, and then state there isn't one.
>>6352177
>Offers pudding
>>6352204
What are you doing, Peashy?!
>>6352204
>Runs outside and flies onto the roof of the building
I ain't fer eatin'. Y'all are some messed up people.
>>6352204
The feat is here. Now Cz, if you would be so kind, please take care of the insects..... Not literally.
>>6352208
Because I AM pretty much most of my kind. Like, it's hard to explain, but... There's a difference, but not really. There's more to me than meets the eye, miss.
>>6352209
>Eats your entire hand.
>>6352218
>>6352204
Ha! You're it Neptuna!
>>6352223
>It was a hologram
>The hand is now giving you headpats
>>6352218
We get ever closer to the end.
>>6352222
If only little.
>>6352229
B-But I wanted pudding..
>>6352230
>F Neptune
>Leona
>King Dedede
>Sleeping GOAT
>Kyouhukou
>Peashy
>Haru
Though since there is so little blood shed I am going to speed up a tad.
>>6352232
I'll give you pudding.
>Another anon walks up with some pudding
>>6352231
Little? Maybe, but... I guess there is a small difference between me not thinking things through and my kind not thinking things through. Or is there? Hm...
>>6352233
>F Metallia and The Hundred
Well, that is one way to kill a demon, final 4
>>6352238
Err robot.
> CZ
Final two
>>6352234
More pudding! Can I? You better not be another hologram!
>Takes pudding from Anon slowly and carefully.
>>6352246
>He smiles lightly as he watches Nep grab the pudding. All real, not a hologram.
>>6352243
And the undead finally catch a victim
>>6352235
You are your kind. And you're not a special sorts in behavior.
>>6352252
The winner is one with the disease, how interesting.
>>6352256
Placements
>>6352252
Congrats to Kiritsugu, and thank you for hosting, dude.
>>6352255
Except not really. And I kinda sorta am, considering who and what I represent.
>>6352256
Good job and thanks for hosting boney.
>>6352251
>Eats pudding with big smile on her face.
>>6352256
Congratulations.
>>6352260
Thank you for hosting.
Did Google make this sound as ominous as possible on purpose?
>>6352260
Thanks for hosting
>>6352264
Hope you enjoy it.
>>6352261
>>6352264
>>6352265
It is a simple service.
>>6352262
That isn't my name, but you are welcome.
>have fapped everyday for the past month or so
>can't stop
Someone please tell me a way I can get over these damn urges
>>6352262
I want to give you my boney
>>6352276
Have you tried not fapping?
>>6352276
It's normal, you don't have to get over them. You'll starting blasting off in your sleep if you push your body to that point.
>>6352273
Relax Boney.
>>6352260
Thanks fer hostin'.
>>6352276
an urge is as easy to get over as not doing
stop being weak willed
I on the other hand have no interest in stopping these urges
>>6352285
You've got some jizz on your beak
>>6352280
Kinda sorta, like I said before. There is a difference, but not really.
>>6352282
I am quite relaxed.
>>6352280
>>6352285
You are both welcome, winscreen soon enough.
>>6352260
Thank you for hosting!
>>6352290
That's whipped cream.
>>6352298
Whatever kinky slang you want
>>6352291
Stop saying it as if it's special.
>>6352277
Get in line.
>>6352292
So do you have a spider in your harem? I'm looking for a place to chill until Izaya realizes he needs me and comes crawling back like the worm he is.
>>6352302
>>6352306
you already fucked the line
it's my time now
>>6352306
Entoma is a spider, but Nazarick always welcomes more demihumans, assuming you would be loyal.
>>6352272
Of course! Pudding from friend is always good!
>>6352304
I can't, miss, because I believe that there is a small difference. Extremely small. Like, really small. Immensely small. You might not realise it at first, but it's there.
>>6352318
Your kind always considers yourself so special.
>>6352316
Who now? I kinda do my own thing you know.
>>6352314
No no, that was the snake and horse that took care of the line.
>>6352335
What, me saying that there's a difference between me and my kind? One person alone can't represent an entire race, even if it's a bit hypocritical of me. Stereotypes aren't legit, y'know?
>>6352341
oh... where's the snek?
>>6352341
>>6352316
I'm Entoma. It's nice to meet you spider lady.
>>6352354
I have no reason to believe anything otherwise.
>>6352260
Winscreen if you are still here.
>>6352341
One of my maids and I for the most part, allow my subjects to do as they please, however, my word is law in Nazarick.
>>6352356
It's too cold for her right now so she's probably under a heater or something.
>>6352361
>quickly wraps up in in thread and picks up the little girl to whisk her away
We're going to be roommates you and I.
>>6352372
>the spider is paying no mind at this moment as she is too busy carrying the smaller spider away to find her room
>>6352385
sounds hot
I'll give her some heat
>>6352362
Which is a small bit ignorant from my perspective, but I won't judge. I bet you have good reasons for believing that, but a stereotype isn't a race. Except... Not really. Ah, man...
Miss, I'm afraid I have to head to bed as it's pretty early here. Although it started off rocky initially, I think it'll improve in the future if I try hard enough to not be dumb. Good night, miss, and I hope you have a good day! The hero's dreadfully sorry for any of his misdeeds!
>>6352385
>Four giant centipedes explode out of her back breaking the cocoon.
That isn't how this will work.
>>6352392
It might as well be.
Good riddance. And if you see the little bat again, tell her that the bigger bat is back.
>>6352385
The day someone has less patience than Aura...
>>6352389
She's probably resting up from taking care of such a long line but i'm sure she'll gladly let you later.
>>6352406
You're no fun. Can't even humor a poor defenseless spider?
>>6352416
>the spider is now desperately trying to wrangle the girl with an apparent bug fetish
>>6352423
As another spider... I know you aren't defenseless. I'm not exactly territorial, but if your just seeking somewhere to harbor yourself you are a lesser creature to me.
>>6352437
>pets the little webber
Way to hit below the belt cutie. I'll just find a nice hole in the wall or a dark corner to stay in.
>scampers off to a nearby corner and quickly fashions a hammock out of silf before setting herself in it
>>6352437
I want to give you....something you like to eat except I don't know what that could be.
>>6352461
Even then. As a visitor you wouldn't be allowed into my room anyways other spider lady.
>>6352464
I like to eat meats. Women’s fat is soft and the meat tastes delicious. Children’s fat is thin, and the meat tastes great as well. But, ah, the best is of course the textured meat of men.
>>6352482
I thought you ate roaches or something, not people.
>>6352492
Why not both?
>>6352482
Not even for a play date? I do get lonely every once in awhile.
>>6352503
>offers finger
j-just a nibble
>>6352504
Then we won't be playing in my room at all. We'll be running around bothering Demiurge.
>>6352514
If I take a bite I'll have to eat you all.
it just hit me that we've had a slight surge in overlord avas
>>6352522
Sounds fine by me but for now I think I'll take a small nap. See you later cutie.
>>6352526
Only one er two.
>>6352541
I count 3
Albedo
Cz
and Beta
>>6352557
And Lupus.
>>6352557
Cz is filler, Albedo I am still not certain on. And yeah Beta.
>>6352568
fuk...4 then
>>6352557
>Lupusregina Beta is one person
>I play Entoma and Clem as well...
>I try to avoid the other maids so that someone else can try and join in.
>>6352568
Beta is part of Lupus name.
>>6352593
I'm forgetful.