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Frist.

First for shock collars

>>6341047
>>6341051
C U C C
U
C
C

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First for sheepdog

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Scientifically proven.

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>>6341009
another dancing pic just because

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>>6341076

>>6341083
I always though that Charlie sold her "Genuine Wolf Quilt" as soon as it got warmer. Wonder if she ever approached Remmy for another one, or just skipped straight to asking Betty.
Maybe if she got an actual ram to jerk off on it she could sell it to some niche collectors.

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weaver's a prude

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First for remmy committing suicide

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Alright dorks, Short Tails has been updated
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/19643938

>Short Tails by Clunkbot
>Chapter 14: Tremors
>Written by request. Pages from Judy's diary tell the story of Nick's fear of muzzles.


You've all likely read this before. It was written as a request from someone from here. I'm just putting it onto Short Tails.

As always, comments and criticism are welcome.

>>6341264
Oh and I should add: Hope you guys like aftercare

>>6341264
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>>6341372
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>>6341396
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

cuck-o breaker

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>>6341404
>>6341405
>>6341418

>>6341427
We tried so hard (and got so far)

>>6341418
WHEN?

>>6341264
this just in: local badger is getting fucked and eating his own pussy at the same time

>>6341445
Soon my dawg. I told you if I write this cuckfic it will destroy people.

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>>6341470
I like how you think anon.

butt

>Badgers are not for lewding

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>>6341476

>>6341485
>badgers are not for lewding
>vrbits are not for lewding
THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LEWD

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>>6341489
YOU'RE NOT BULL ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS KEKING

>>6341512
ye mum lmao

>>6341512
Better writers
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6341184
>toomanypsuedopenes.png

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>>6341545
DELET THIS

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>>6341009

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Why are g a y w o l v e s so a e s t h e t i c?

>>6341647
They're not tho. Their dicks look weird.

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Thank you /ztg/, you always bring a smile to my lips even in the worst days.
Thank you and goodnight

>>6341677
Goodnight and enjoy the doubles

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>>6341647
Because they are.

>>6341677
goodnight!

>>6341677
Goodnight man. I know you'll recover from your loss.

>>6341647
A bunch of their peers in highschool gushed at the idea of them hooking up because they'd look so perfect together.
It worked, and they were right.

>>6341692
>someday Nameless Lewder will come back
>someday they'll drop a new image and everyone will herald their return
>someday they'll be so happy to have join the zootopia threads again
>someday

Anyone as that pic of nick smiling in the selfie point of view?

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>>6342040

>>6342062
yeah that one, thanks anon.

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New blind read through!

Nick and Judy are taking melancholy trips down memory lane before being given a new assignment. Electricity is in the air as they scope the den of a group of Bellwether Cultists! Will they be able to escape in one piece? Or will this be remembered as a tragic mission gone horribly wrong? What if the true villain was adjectives and adverbs? Find out in You Wont Feel A Thing, by Clunkbot!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/bnx2GZKG

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/you-wont-feel-a-thing

I have to jet yet again, but I'll be back in a few hours! Please tell Clunky what you think of his story, and have a super comfy time while I'm away!

>>6342123
COMIC I LOVE YOU MANNNN

You made my night. Okay, fingers crossed for you not obliterating my shitty little story

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>>6342123
comic is love

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>>6342123
Hey Comic, its as good as always to see you in the threads. Now that my exams are over, I'm super excited to get back into writing, and next chapter should be an exciting one from a familiar perspective

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>tfw you try to rework nick's muzzle and it keeps coming out worse

>>6342396
That's actually incredibly sweet.

[spoiler]It's is wrong that i want nick to rub his paws all over my face?[/spoiler]

>>6341949
Keep looking at them rabbits, Lenny.

>>6342396
Awww that's almost cute enough to make me not hate it completely.

>>6342396
Is this what would have happened to Judy and Gideon if she didn't meet him at the fair?
>The time he stole the tickets at the fair would just be another of Gideon's long list of troubles
>He mellows out over time, hopefully, as he is drawn further into society
>Discovers baking. Bakes a lot
>Meets up with Judy regularly
>Eventually the hatchet is buried and from it springs the tree of love

>>6342396
That'd actually be a sad story, Judy accomplishing all of her dreams and Gid just not being able to survive in the city and only able to make it as a baker in the burrows.

>>6341264
I really liked this; I can't remember the last time I've read a muzzle story that didn't invovle sex or an extreme reaction (well, more to say a violent reaction...).

One part that I would like to point out is a small contradiction; from line ten:

"The reason for this journaling is because today we tried something I've never even heard of before!"

Then line 26:

"I had to take some basic psychology courses in the academy, so I knew a little bit about "conditioning therapy"."

Along with this contradiction is also Judy's...sort of almost perky attitude as she writes in the journal at the beginning, which seems strange considering what just happened. I would expect a more sad tone or a more proud tone. Though I admit the happy tone fits her talking about Nick.

>>6342396
I don't quite get it... but I love it! thank you Reply!

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>weaver drew Bellwether last thread

But what about country sheep?

>>6342930
What about country sheep WITH Bellwether?!

>>6342970
But what if the country sheep IS Bellwether?!

>>6342999
I think Bellwether actually used Sharla's model but with a slightly different face.

>>6342999
Do all sheep look the same to you?

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>>6343152

>>6342999
Great idea Anti-Satan!
>Judy, it's me!
>
>It's me.
>
>Sharla? Sharla from Bunny Burrows?
> Wait. Ohmygod it's you! How?
>You know how it is. Move to the city to get away from home. End up working in an office to make some extra money. Become the PA to a very unlikeable character running for Mayor. Next thing you know- I'm Vice-Mayor!

>>6343240
>Anti-Satan
>not Australian Satan

>>6343270
Oi cunt, I swear on me mum I'll damn you down hear. Its shit becuase its so fucking hot

>>6343152
Well they do share the same eyes, not those creepy sheep eyes.

>>6343240
Do assistant mayors even actually replace mayors automatically if they can no longer perform their duties? In terms of real life.

>>6343240
>But Sharla, you had black wool!
>Well, it changed when-
>NOTHING CHANGED, SHARLA
>ONCE A SHEEP NIGGER,
>ALWAYS A SHEEP NIGGER
>Holy fuck Judy what's your problem? That's so offen-
>SHEEP
>NNNNIGGER!
>Directed by Byron Howard Richard Moore

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This seems a bit fishy. I don't wanna immediately assume it's a scam but...

>>6343302
I would think that they'd have their duties until the next election or a new mayor can be voted in

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Hey Clunk, I might not be able to get back to this tomorrow so have a wip.

>>6343337
Salesmen saying that they're doing you a favor always sets off alarm bells for me.

>>6343337
>not giving any personal contact information
>stating a currency, but not clarifying dollar value (e.g American Dollar, English Pound, Dollarydoo etc.)
>the fucking winky face

SCAM
C
A
M

>>6343337
That kinda screams scam.

>>6343337

Can confirm. Fucking scammer.

>>6343442
I'm also assuming by 10 dollars he means 10 dollars a month, which knowing how the world works would be bumped up to 300 dollars after the first month.

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So... I kinda stole this request from someone, sorry, whoever you are. Here's my go at a candlelight dinner with Skye and Jack

>>6342427
I know the pain, anon. Whatcha working on?

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>>6343337
>>6343423
>>6343442
>>6343468
>>6343492
>>6343504
5 out of 5 anons agree.
Don't waste your money.

>>6343337
Just looked this up.
This exact message is on multiple lists of confirmed scam messages.

Don't do it bro.

>>6343423
>>6343442
>>6343468
>>6343492
>>6343504
>>6343650
>>6343669

Gracias mi amigos. I figured it was a scam, just thought I'd post it here to get others opinions.

>>6343612
This thing >>6343423

Sad nick looking on from a distance is hilarious, man. Well done!

Now the question is, is he pining after sky(e) or jack

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>>6343340
From what I've gathered so far, there doesn't seem to be a "mayor's assistant" that functions like an actual second in command or person who takes over. Will look around more later.

>>6343713
Both.
He had one. Lost them.
He then had the other. And lost them to the first.
It's why he avoids romance like a plague. He's been burnt too badly on his 1st and 2nd tries.

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>>6343739
Maybe this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deputy_mayor

By the way, can anyone post some could content creation music for me? Got to get in the groove

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>>6343773
poor fox

he looks like he's going to murder the shit outta them to feel better

>>6343713
Thanks. I don't know man, I think the muzzles look pretty alright/muzzly

>>6343773
Thats certainly possible. However, there is a mysterious clue in the candles...

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>>6342514

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>>6343970
oh wtf

>>6343946
>How did I get here?

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>>6343970
>Thats certainly possible. However, there is a mysterious clue in the candles...

>>6343970
Jesus H Christ, I just caught myself trying to see loss.jpg in the candle-smoke.

>>6343983
Whoever said baking was easy to learn?
Delicious when done right, but you need to put the work in.
Good thing Gideon's found someone to bake for.

>>6343983
aawwww >3<

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>>6343612
>>6343970
>>6343996
>>6344045
>>6344065

I'm obviously missing something here. I'm not sure what I'm looking for in the candles.

>>6344184
ears

rabbit ears

with dark tips

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>When Judeon is seeming to become a more and more acceptable stick
Gone are the days of the Inquisition where you would be burnt at the stake for even mentioning it

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>>6344197
FUCK

>>6344197
I do not have enough energy or time to express my rage over how many other interpretations I have made over those candles.

Instead. Please find a speed-metal track and imagine every other word is "fuck".

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>>6343983
Ha ha look at Gideon's sad little attempts at pie.

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>>6344065
Funny that you bring that up, I almost put it in the blood splatters in this one

>>6343996
>>6344045
He is named Jack Savage after all

>>6343892
I bet Pandanon could set you straight if you message him or call out for him.

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>>6344594
>>6344218

>>6344677
Weve come too far.
Weve not only shipped everyone with everyone, weve cucked everyone with everyone.

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>>6344677
>when reply replied to you so you can't help but reply

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>>6344677
>trying to make nick jealous
He's with someone better now, judy

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i drew a manchas errybody

>>6344943
I want to get teabagged by those fat balls

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>Reminds that Hugh is into jailbait

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>>6344999
Thanks Australian Satan.
Now I can finally write my fic.

>>6344943
>Mr. Big has to ensure the loyalty of all his drivers
>These tasks can range from simple to saucy things
Great draw, ksy! I really dig the ribbons!

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>>6344999
Hugh is 24 and Caitlin is 19.

Damn you Australian Satan. How can I argue with your trips?!

>>6345023
Oh dear.

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>>6344943
LEWD

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>>6344999
>Those digits
>That picture

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>>6345046
Just kidding, I don't know shit about Hugh.

>>6342492
The substance you're looking for is called 'alpha-ionone' or 'α-ionone'. It's the chemical that gives fox scent glands their distinctive smell. You can order it online, it's a fairly popular ingredient for people that make their own perfumes.

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>>6345088
That's probably a good place to be.

Honestly who DOES know shit about Hugh anyway? No one, that's who.

>>6344999
>

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>>6345136
Cockthulhu knows. Cockthulhu knows a lot about Hugh.

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>>6345160
That thing is terrifying.

>>6345080
It was an edit, but a very minor one.

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>>6345187
At least Percy can stand up to the horrific powers of Cockthulhu and Patch's collection of Lovecraftian sex toys. It's a cute image either way.

>>6344943
...needs more bows

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>>6344747

>>6345242
hao i add moar bows

>>6345114
But it's not fluffy, how is anon supposed to get into that?

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>>6345244
we've gone too far

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>>6345244
>Jack cucks himself

>>6345269
Fluff is easy to replicate. The smell is the hard part.

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>>6345234
Thank you.

>>6345244
Fucking perfection.

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>>6345244
Amazing.

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>>6345136
>filename
>good guy doesn't bang his friends underage sister
>so she'll do it with some sleaze her age
>a few month later Percy's an uncle
I thought this place was to rest from reality's shittiness

>>6345244
You know what they say about Jack and Jill, don't ya?

>>6344975
I hope that Inky finishes up Max's date soon.

I really am interested in Hugh & Roxy's story.
(And for the skunk & bune to hook up maybe?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYcDvoS_34

>43 seconds

What if Judy raised her rear every time Nick did so much as walk by? And it was all subconscious, before they were actualy dating yet for extra awkwardness.

>>6345266
bow on muzzle
bow on shoulder
bow around testicles
bow on thicc man thighs

>>6345300
Percy loses Sanity, but rather than succumb to the power of the Eldritch beings he goes into a frenzy and attacks.

>>6345244
how deep does the self rabbit hole go?

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>>6345309
If it helps she's not actually underage, but still that's a really fucking tragic scenario you've set up spidey.

My heart goes out to you.

>>6345326
>I hope that Inky finishes up Max's date soon.

It's been finished for two weeks. I'm actually working on the next chapter, but it's taking a bit.

>>6345350
Anon no.
Though he'd likely take that over the succumbing.

>>6345244
so is this what it comes to ? all jacks will travel the multiverse so they can cuck themselfs and ascend to the cuckverse ?

leaving behind all the unenlightened behind ?

>>6345389
ROLL FOR SAN LOSS INKY. LET'S SEE HOW PERCY REALLY DOES WHEN FACED WITH A VIBRATOR SHAPED LIKE DAGON.

>>6345389
So she's into dd/lg stuff then?

>>6345360
>All the citizens of Zootopia take off their disguises.

>They are all Jack Savage.

>Tall and small, they are all the striped rabbit.

>They look at Judy who starts to back away, trying to grasp Nick's paw. She turns to look at him.

>And then Nick was a Jack Savage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8xfaPrNVw

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>>6345413
Shit. Rolled a 4 on a D20. How fucked is he?

>>6345426
Considering how much she loathes her father, that'd probably leave a bad taste in her mouth so no.

Y'never know though.

>>6345440
Was Judy a Jack all along.... or is she part of something bigger?

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>>6345389
just telling it like it is Inky, seen it happen time and time again
btw mind reminding me who's dating or NOT dating who, and why?

>>6344999
woo, i got trips without realizing it
time to not write a lewd where Judy and Nick catch Hugh fugging a 16 year old whatsherface

>>6345464
Hugh rolled 11 and was seeing insane shit, by comparison Percy is unnerved by the vibrator but that's about it.

>>6345468
Judy isn't from Zootopia, so she's always been Judy.

But Nick was always a Jack Savage. So when Judy started to fall for the "fox", she was being cucked all along.

>>6345464
So maybe she wants a nice daddy for a change. A daddy that will reward her when she's good and punish her when she'd bad.

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>>6343423
Thank you buddy! It looks awesome! I saved it harder than I hit the drink.

>>6342123
I'm curious if you noticed the symmetry? Also, please excuse my garbage writing. I'm actually really bad at writing in third person past-tense.


>>6342566
>I really liked this; I can't remember the last time I've read a muzzle story that didn't invovle sex or an extreme reaction (well, more to say a violent reaction...).
First off, thank you for your response. It's refreshing isn't it? I actually got that as a request, so I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>One part that I would like to point out is a small contradiction; from line ten:
Oh shit, good catch

>Along with this contradiction is also Judy's...sort of almost perky attitude as she writes in the journal at the beginning, which seems strange considering what just happened. I would expect a more sad tone or a more proud tone. Though I admit the happy tone fits her talking about Nick.

I'm going to defend her attitude here and say she's consistently chipper, enthusiastic etc, about everything, especially regarding Nick. That's my only defense.

>>6345468
What if she was just another Jack, but unlike the others she honestly believes she isn't?

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Tube dudes are the cutest

>>6345513
holy shit this is starting to scare me

>>6345540
I don't like scruffy tube dudes. Tube dudes should be neat and sleek.

>>6345561
We should give teh scruffy tube dude a makeover, get his life on track rather than makeing sti ridden snuff films.

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>>6345483
Okay lemme see here.
Actually no one is dating anyone, officially.

Maxine went on a date with her boss Andrew, but decided she couldn't handle it for a number of reasons.

Hugh tried to date Roxy but she shot him down. Reason will hopefully at least be alluded to in the next chapter but I can outright say it by then if it's not obvious.

Caitlin has a crush on Hugh.

Clancy may or may not have had a crush on Percy back in high school.

The rest is all random drawings.

I think I need to make a chart. I'm starting to see how this can be super fucking confusing.

>>6345490
Percy clearly has the much stronger constitution.

>>6345514
Oh dear.
Like I said, you never know. It's possible.

>>6345160
>>6345187
>>6345234
>>6345300
>>6345413

Pshhhh.
It's not a real eldritch dildo unless it's adorned by gaping maws with extended, Slithering tongues.

>>6345602
Something tells me that's not her only one.

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>>6345540
weasels are shit tier tubedudes
stoats, martens, minks and ferrets a best
all other Mustelids are ok

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>finally see Zootopia
>just want to watch Cats Don't Dance now

>>6345548
>Judy barely managed to escape Zootopia by getting on the train.

>Everyone was Jack Savage: Bogo, Gazelle, Finnick, Nick....

>Even Clawhauser was actually 10 Jack Savages in a giant suit.

>With tears streaming down her face, she goes through her contacts list, deleting all the ones were were Jack Savage.

>When she makes it to "G", she pauses for a second and calls Gideon; the portly fox thankfully picked up after a few rings.

>Judy cries her heart out to the pastry chef, and he promises to meet her at the station.

>Finally, the bullet train makes it back to the Burrows, and Judy immediately runs into Gideon's arms, sobbing about how Zootopia was all a lie.

>Gideon comforts her, but he has a secret smile on his face that he makes sure that Judy doesn't see.

>Gideon might've spent most of his life in Bunnyburrow, but what no one knew was that he moved to the countryside with his family shortly after he was born.

>He looks over at the direction of Zootopia and thinks, "It's been a while since I've visited home, hasn't it?"

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>>6345622
>stoats

Agreed

>>6345612
>Something tells me that's not her only one.

Well i'd hope not!
Otherwise it would be a pretty tame collection.

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>>6345612
Patch has a vast collection of homemade toys with mind breaking designs on them. Some people can handle them better than others.

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>>6345662
>>Even Clawhauser was actually 10 Jack Savages in a giant suit.
the most audible of kek

>>6345662
>ANYONE CAN BE ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN ZOOTOPIA

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>>6345593
>tl;dr, everyone wants to bone the skunk
I like this

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>>6345561
>>6345590
I would watch Duke's homemade porn DVDs

>>6345622
All tube dudes are great.

>>6345244
KEKING THROUGH THE Nth DIMENSION

>>6345850
Needy clingy emotional baggage barely-a-skunk a shit

>>6345876
If given the change, would you partake in one?

Pretty fucking comfy thread right now

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>>6345930
Fuck yes

>>6345977
How would the script go?

>>6345994
You sit on the chair on the corner and rest your head on your hands.

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>>6345994
Gay tube dude porn needs no script.

Comedy option: His bootleg Disney movies are all porn parodies.

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What's the threads opinion on 2nd person fapfics? Y'know, stories that go a bit like this:

"I do not think Mr. Big would be happy if he were to find us doing this...But I just cannot hold back when I look at you~." The large black feline blocks out the dim light of the limousine as he leans over your, a hungry glint in his eyes before he closes them along with the distance between your lips. His broad hands squeeze your sides while he pushes hungrily against you, his tongue worming its way into your mouth. The jaguar's chest lets out a deep rumble that shakes you to your core as his muscled chest presses against you.

>>6341485
can someone post the original version of this image? I need it for reasons

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>>6342257

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>>6346044
>bootleg Disney porn parodies
It's got a horse on the cover. My money's on porn.

Oh, and don't forget to do the included activity pamphlet!

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>>6346144
Whats uh... What's Judy saying?

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Traveon is best ship.

>>6346090
I think someone did a fic attempting it a while back (clunk?)
Memory's a little fuzzy on it.

>>6346173
>Travis only stayed with gideon because gideon forced him to

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>>6346090
Manchas is for Mr. Otterton.

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>>6346206
No, they stayed together because they love each other.

>>6346240
I bet Gideon told you that.

>>6346220
The makeup sex must have been amazing after Emmett nearly blinded Mr. Manchas.

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There needs to be more Judy abusing her police powers to molest Weaselton.

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I doubt this makes it easier, but here's a guide as of the current point in the story.

Since Clancy's not introduced yet his status his opinions are unknown.

>>6345850
Only one of them wants to bone the skunk.

>>6345918
He's not exactly clingy, but I'll agree with the rest of it.

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>>6346254
THEY ARE IN LOVE AND MARRIED

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>>6346268
Weaselton looks like... "Just another day."

>>6346283
If any of the characters hate themselves, I throw out one of the X's being purple.
Other than that, great to have a chart!

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I'm so tired lately. My commenting abilities and writing abilities and critiquing abilities have plummeted. Does anyone else know this feel?

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>>6346306
Judy molests him often.

>>6346327
Anything on your mind, anon?

>>6346327
I think its the season. I'm dead tired. I'm also battling finals though

>>6346317
There'd be a few purple Xs then I'm sure.

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>Hey urr...uh, rabbit girl? Get in, there's free carrots.

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>>6346283
>Percy enemies with Clancy

But that's gonna change right?

Post all Percy/Clancy please. Gay bullies a best.

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>>6346394
We'll find out when he debuts I guess.

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>>6346348
Dude I have no idea. I just got back into writing, right? It's been a couple months. All I do is news writing and paper writing and SUDDENLY CLUNK'S BACK AT IT and now I can't fucking make it work. I'm pushing the square block through the round hole.

I just feel so incapable.

Oh there's lots of things on my mind, but I wont get into them. They're not important.

>>6346351
>I think its the season. I'm dead tired. I'm also battling finals though
Boi you ain't lying. I'm tired too, sick feeling. And battling almost finals myself.

>>6346192
I did a second person fic called "Your Lucky Day" to prove that 2nd person fics aren't as hard as you guys make them out to be

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/16537342

>>6346283
That chart's all fucked up, the upper and lower halves should be symmetrical around the diagonal axis of X squares.

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>>6346393
>it's Gideon's van

>>6346412
>Bun-Clancy gave Bun-Percy a doll
Cute!
>It's a koala doll
C-c-cuuute!!

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>>6346394
I don't wanna spam the thread myself when there's delicious weasolton pornstar talk going on, but you can have this for now.

>>6346457
I made the chart really fast. If I wanted to make a proficient one I would have used a program with rulers and the like. Sorry man.

>>6346471
Glad you like it!
Also
>gave
He probably made it too.

>>6346429
Sorry to hear that. It might be the season, or life might be affecting your work too. I'd say find something that perks you up and bask in it for a bit. Gotta find a bit of good in the bad.

>>6346457
I think it's how person on Y feels about person on X
They don't match because that's how social interactions work, like X can hate the shit out of Y, but Y can be oblivious about X in an inversion of the relationship

>>6346171
>Stop kissing my 11 year old sister! She's not 13 yet!

>>6346471
>When Bun-Percy gets abused, all he has to do is look at that smiling koala and remember the better times
>It really isn't that bad, really.
>A hit here, a yelling down there
>Deep down Percy know's he's a sweet guy
>The doll is proof of that!
C-cute...

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What was Duke Weaselton's childhood like?

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I apologize in advance for this greentext.


>This wasn't the first time Jack ended up tied to a bed.
>But this time it wasn't an underpaid stripper.
>It was her.
>After all these years she'd finally caught him.
>"Never were the begging type, were you?"
>Jack glared up at the rabbit.
>Even through her ski mask he could make out her smug grin.
>"Fuck you."
>She clutched her chest in mock offense.
>"What? I would never!"
>Jack rolled his eyes, she wasn't funny nor original.
>"Once I get free, I'm going to get you for good."
>The rabbit sat down on the bed besides him.
>"You're not getting away this time."
>She sound a lot colder than usual.
>He almost believed her for a second.
>"And then what? Lose your only bargaining chip? You're not going to do it, we both know it."
>The rabbit was now laughing hysterically
>"Jack, I don't think you don't understand. I don't need you anymore. I have something new up my sleeve.
>Jack strained against the duct tape to no a avail.
>"You always say shit. Never any action. And to think I used to respect you. Screw you and your organization."
>She looked down at Jack a serious look in her eyes.
>"Little old Jill is dead."
>Jill pulled off the ski mask.
>"Say hello to Jack savage."

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Comic, if you're here, I'll leave you a vocaroo of what I think.

>>6346497
>Sorry to hear that. It might be the season, or life might be affecting your work too. I'd say find something that perks you up and bask in it for a bit. Gotta find a bit of good in the bad.

Hey thanks man. You might be right. I don't know. I just wanted to thank you. You're a good person, you know that?

You know what I think the solution is? Just fuckin right. I got two hands on the sunshine

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>>6346497
>weasolton pornstar
>delicious

choose one and only one, also, that's not pornstar Nick

>>6346528
I wonder if it was happy, or if he grew up on the streets.

Maybe his parents didn't get along. Maybe they stuck together for their kids

Maybe they were too busy to raise him, and he was a latchkey kid. Maybe he started by stealing gum from gas stations, and worked his way up.

>>6346550
*Write

Holy fuck I'm out of it.

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>>6346547

>She'd trimmed and dyed her fur to perfection.
>Every detail of his face was perfectly mimicked.
>It was as if he was staring into a mirror.
>"Like the the new look? I call it, pathetic asshole."
>She sounded like him too.
>This wasn't good.
>"What the hell? Jill?"
>He was at a loss for words.
>"I know everything about you. Past and present. With a little scent blocker, nobody will ever know the difference. They won't Even suspect a thing."
>She grabbed one of the pillows off the bed.
>"Sky(e) will know. S-she'll root you out."
>Jill began to smother Jack.
>"Then I'll just cause an accident. Nobody would think I'd kill her on purpose, would they?
>Jill wondered if anyone would see through her cover story.
>The idea that she somehow faked her real gender for years while ascending the ranks of the Zia was a bit far fecthed.
>Worst comes to worst she could always just ditch the entire disguise.
>She wouldn't lose anything, save a couple months of time.
>Jack had stopped kicking.
>The entire thing with Sky(e) really got to the poor fella.
>At least they'd be together soon.

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>>6346553
Weaselton is delicious though.

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>>6346574

>As she dragged Jack into the back of her van, Jill had to wonder what her new life would be like.
>There'd be tons of Expensive suits and booze for sure.
>Probably lots of danger too.
>Not more than what was usual for her, She'd just be getting paid more.
>She wondered how much info she could get without looking suspicious.
>She was getting her cash by the secret after all.
>She drove for hours.
>She knew a place where she could dump anything.
>Nobody went all the way to the bottom of the tundra town river.
>Too much trash and far too cold.
>Confident she was alone, she opened her trunk.
>She felt something strange staring at the corpse.
>Was this regret?
>Or was it relief that it was all over.
>Either way Jack's body was good as disappeared.
>She adjusted her new suit?
>It fit her new look perfectly.

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>>6346553
Y'know what? That's fair.

I'd prefer pornstar Nick, purely because of those hips.

I can't deny the premise of weaselton having to do pornos on the side to help support himself is an interesting one though. Kinda funny too.

>>6346528
Jesus, he must be like quadruple-jointed to arch his fucking back mid way down his spine.

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One last shill for our late submission!

Noir TT Entry: Criminal

https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/criminal

Submitted by Canidae (lyrics and vocals) and Pandanon (instruments and mastering).

>>6346497
>He probably made it too.

I figured, considering the prior pic of Shithead-Clancy making a doll of Onahole-Percy, but I'm not sure why I chose "gave" over "made".
One of the world's greatest mysteries, I guess, like the wiener-to-bun paradox, or why VRBit is so lewdable.

>>6346522
S-sad.

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>>6346612
Tube dudes are very flexible.

>>6346573
Don't worry man. We all have our down times and ruts. Don't let a little typo fester.
I know you'll feel better man.

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>>6346585
All tube dudes are

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>>6346623
>onahole-percy

Anon you're killing me here.

>or why VRBit is so lewdable

That's just the power of temptation and forbidden fruit anon. The less lewd he is, the more lewd you want him to be.

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>>6346612

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the best heresy

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>>6346680
Hoofers are the worst heresy.

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ChillyJackal presents a story of revenge and debauchery featuring mayoral candidate Canidae and Patch.

Lewd Episode 1: Unhappy Customer
http://pastebin.com/7UUhKzni

>>6346660
>tube dude acting out the alphabet

Tube dude cheerleaders give you all the letters.
Tube dude Village People spell all the fun places to stay.

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>>6342179
<3

>>6342257
comic loves!

>>6342312
Magonel! I hope you smoked your exams!

Looking forward to the next chapter of WFPTtMB! And since I just read a story with a textual conceit, I'm dying to see what structure you're gonna put in the next one!

>>6345517
Heya Clunk buddy,

The short answer is no. I did notice a lot of themes, words, and metaphors being brought up that directly related to previous portions of the story (permeated/permeated, Nick in the car/Nick 'transforming', Nick wiping his shirt/Nick getting hit, and the beginning and end lines), and there are signals to that effect (lots of 'splitting') but I never considered there to be a conceit before you told me.

Looking back with that knowledge, I can see more of a folded narrative, but I think its not apparent because its not central to the key concept of the story.

I love a story with a structural/textual conceit, but I'm struggling to see what function it performs for this story. Life And Opinion Of Tristram Shandy, Gentlemen starts at him being born and ends with him being born, but in the end he's told you the story his entire life because every story prompted a side story that was necessary to explain before he could continue. Big Two-Hearted River's tent pitching paragraph weaves itself together in an order that erects itself. There's a book called The Poetical Dictionary that defines every word as a performative of the word itself (pick up this book if you can find it, its amazing). However, I don't see how the symmetry of You Wont Feel A Thing functions to the narrative or concept.

What was your underlying concept for the piece? I love a story that does something, and if its okay with you, I'd love to take a look under the hood with you!

>>6346739
>Tube dude cheerleaders give you all the letters.
PLEASE

>>6346680
Too bad lesbians can't have real sex
:^)

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>>6346660

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>>6346659
>Anon you're killing me here.

What? Am I the only one who wondered if Clancy used the first doll as a prototype for the next one that came with a fleshlight pocket?

>The less lewd he is, the more lewd you want him to be.

So what if he's already kinda lewd? Does that affect the desired outcome of future lewding to a greater or lesser extent?

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>>6346700
Dammit, not you again.
This thread was full of such comfy tube dudes, and here you come to ruin it.

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>>6346769
Is this bitch on crack, his eyes are wide af

>>6346769
FLEXIBLE...ER

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>>6346700

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>>6346769
He's not bent enough. That tube dude is basically at right angles. He is snappily dressed though.

>>6346739
>>6346751
>Tube dude cheerleaders

Yes please.

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>>6346794
Hoofers and tube dudes are natural enemies.

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>>6346808
Nah. That's how he always looks.

>>6346814
Bummer. I tried!
At least he looks good screwing up.

>>6346809
His flexibility stat is pretty high.

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>>6346777
WHAAAT THE HECK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND GETTING TRIPS AND QUADS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LEWDING ME!?

>>6346659
NO! FORBIDDEN FRUIT! FIRST WORD IS 'FORBIDDEN'! And don't you dare tell me that its the sweetest-- so what?! When was the last time you thought "MMM, I CANT WAIT TO EAT A FRUIT!" We live in a day and age where you can get a cake UBERED to your FREAKING DOOR.

>>6346832
>natural enemies.
It doesn't have to be like that.
If you took a horse and tied a stoat to each hoof, the resulting giant, dexterous, adorable chimera would be unstoppable.

the government is hi-

>>6346864
>the last time you thought "MMM, I CANT WAIT TO EAT A FRUIT!"
I think that was the last time I thought about the vrbit.

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>>6346864
Dubs, trips, and quads are dangerous weapons.

They can make anything happen.

member when all people ever cared about was raising their families and living a happy life?

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>>6346887
We will never enslaved by hoofer scum like you! Tube dudes shall never be tied down by the shackles of oppression or gravity!

>>6346921
the 50s are over anon

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>>6346769

>>6346921
I member when all people ever cared about was living to see the thaw, surviving the next plague, and not being beheaded by their feudal lords.

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>>6346743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdKlI5iBJm

Hey man, I made this in lieu of writing.

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>>6346904
...I'm not a fruit. I'm a bunny.

Stop thinking those things. In fact, stop thinking.

>>6346915
When were dubs the go-ahead to break all the rules? I got dubs before, and I still got punished when I killed Blear!

By accident!

>>6346959
Ooh, listening to this now!

>>6346864
>WHAAAT THE HECK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND GETTING TRIPS AND QUADS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LEWDING ME!?

It's fate knocking at your bunny hole.

>>6346743
>What was your underlying concept for the piece? I love a story that does something, and if its okay with you, I'd love to take a look under the hood with you!

My underlying concept was this: I just wanted to write something "tight".

Something

>Self contained
>Something with a theme
>Something with a bit of literary symmetry
>Playing around with scene and lighting in terms of movement and action

Just a decent short story that accomplished some stuff.

Sorry, like I'm telling you, my writing abilities right now are shot. My only solution is to write more

>>6346929
Even better! Four stoats for four hooves and even a horse can fly.
But never enslaved. We live in an enlightened age, and horses already know a bit about the horrors of slavery.

Dirty prediggers

>>6346594
>>6346574
>>6346547
it was ok, though I'd rather think Sky(e) was in on it

>>6347019
Fucking jagged jaws

>>6346929
>>6347019
>>6347033
Aaaand, the comf is gone.

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>>6347019

>>6346618
Oh shit, cool stuff you two.

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>>6347045
H-Hugh don't, he's probably a sheep in disguise!

literally nothing wrong with specism

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>>6346973
>...I'm not a fruit. I'm a bunny.

Why not both?

>>6347070
And there it is. Always with the sheep.
You people just can't stop, can you?

>>6347081
Your bunny's still a little green around the edges.
Give him a week and he'll ripen right up.

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>>6347033
THESE TEETH KILL PREY!

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>>6347045

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>>6347101
Anon you don't understand the sheep threat, they control the media and twist the world to their wooly ways.

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>>6347120
COLLARS WHEN


>>6347127
THESE ARE LIES

the shrews did 9/11

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>>6347120
>

>>6347124
KEK

>>6347120
All you preds just want to do is kill everyone like primitive animals, the shock collar industry shouldn't have been made unneeded.

Reminder that Trunk could have delivered us from the predpocalypse.

>>6347194
Amen brother

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Fun fact: the hook on tube dude dongs works like a canine knot. In Black Footed Ferrets the copulatory tie lasts between 1 1/2 and 3 hours.

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>>6347120
Ah, the natural prey of the tube dude: Bug Burga.

>muh superiority complex

>>6347205
Ferrets will keep their mates around for a long time then.

Plenty of time to get to know one another and become even stronger as a couple.

>>6347201
As if Trunk has ever cared about the little guys.
Which to him is literally everyone.

Krillery Shrimpton 2020 ???

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>>6347212
I can't wait for the Night of the Long Claws to put prey in their proper place again.

>>6347256
Prednationalists are fucking hilarious

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>>6347256

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>>6347232
One of the many reasons why tube dudes are such wonderful lovers.

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>>6341594

That's beautiful. Thank you anon.

All of you stupid forest animals are wrong, humans are superior.

>>6347305
GO BACK TO THE FORESTS SKINNYMAN

>Implying Skinnymen are real

>>6347305
Someone's been watching too much "Ancient Humans".

>>6347205
I don't even...
How does that...
Does it hurt when you guys do your thing?

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>>6347119
Jeez, I wish someone gave me that advice before I bought a whole bushel of them...

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>>6347262
>>6347273
A prey's proper place is as food.

>>6347305
>humans

You speaking in tongues or something?

>>6347315
We are though, we come in all sorts of skin colors since we dont have much fur, we stand at 6'00 and wear clothes just like you guys, excpet you stole the idea from us.

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>>6347326
Probably doesn't hurt THEM.

>>6347341
I tell my cousins about humans of the forests everytime we go camping. They think they're ghost stories.

Fuck off roleplayer

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>>6346594
>hurting the patoot

>>6347341
Good lord he's delusional! Oh geeze I'm calling an ambulance, don't worry Anon we'll get you the help you need!

>>6347355
This post is so....meta....I can't even