Zootopia General: Are You Beach Bod Ready? Edition
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Fun fact: the hook on tube dude dongs works like a canine knot. In Black Footed Ferrets the copulatory tie lasts between 1 1/2 and 3 hours.
>>6350120
>>6350146
Pack Street when
>>6346777
>What? Am I the only one who wondered if Clancy used the first doll as a prototype for the next one that came with a fleshlight pocket?
>>6350142
Somewhat relevant.
I'm a sleepy bun whose going to cuddle up in bed.
Thank you to Clunky for sending me his story to read, and thank you to Raccoon, Lucius, and Nobby for their wonderful pictures, and thank you everyone for making these threads so wonderfully comfy.
Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you eat a big, thick piece of pie, dripping with sugary bits and chock-full of your favorite filling, and that there's a giant scoop of your ice cream to go along with it, and that there's seconds.
>>6350217
Good nite.
>>6348715
please help
I don't know how to get rid of her
>>6350195
Another fun fact: Koalas, like most marsupials, have bifurcated penes that come out of their cloacas. Their scrotum hangs above their dong.
>>6350237
I've been told, but already taken creative license with that before knowing.
Still, it was fun to learn. I've said it before but I've learned more about animal dicks from here than from anywhere else.
>>6350227
Just put a lampshade on her and pretend she's a decorative lamp.
You should be fine.
>>6350257
A cloaca would make situations where he's bottoming more interesting.
>>6350285
I'm more into anuses myself, but by my guest friend.
>>6350195
>>6350257
Hey Inky, how does the work on Mary go?
>>6350227
Very cute mr Sloth, nice to see Rose every once in a while even if she is totally super cadaverific.
>>6350349
She's Doing Her Best
>>6350227
Does a Zombie Skunk smell better or worse than a Live Skunk?
>>6350423
Looking better already...
>>6350325
Why are homosexual bullies such an appealing concept?
>>6350423
G-good as new...
>>6350423
>When you were trying to revive disco and brought back a badger instead
>>6350423
>That tail
Ive seen gore and shit, but that made me wince
>>6350455
Actually, she's a skunk.
Well... USED to be one anyways.
>>6350455
Badgers are awesome, you did the right thing.
>>6350423
>pull the chain on the lamp
>a lightbulb in her head turns on
>this is how zombie rose gets inspiration
>>6350423
huh
she doesn't look any brighter
>>6350470
Oh my god, my necromancy messed up even more than I thought.
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
>>6350474
I WAS TRYING TO BRING BACK DISCO INSTEAD I'VE BROUGHT SOME POOR CREATURE BACK FROM THE DEAD.
>>6350227
You know, in retrospect, this actually makes sense.
>>6350485
>Sloth Omae Wa Mou Shindeirus the skunk
Fucking cold man...
>>6350489
BADGERS ARE AWESOME
>>6350332
>>6350507
>
>>6350340
Slowly. I've been working on an update. I'll be up for at least another hour or so, so I'll see what I can get done. Sorry it's taking so long.
>>6350449
If I had to guess, it's because it's interesting to see a character projecting their insecurities onto someone else, then ultimately having to cope with those insecurities themselves.
>>6350501
I'VE MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE BADGER. WHAT WILL I TELL THEIR FAMILY!?
>>6350512
That teddy bear is gonna get so stuffed full of love.
>>6350520
YOU WILL TELL THEM THAT BADGERS RULE!
>>6350528
"Oh hi I kinda brought your daughter/sister/mother/relative back from the dead as a rotting corpse also badgers are awesome"
DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM!?
>>6350512
Gay bullies + tube dudes make a great combo
Is that koala cum dripping from under his tail?
>>6350536
No, because now they know the truth.
>>6350543
And some lube.
>>6350485
HOW COULD YOU
>>6350540
We already lost RF and Rose, and we're going to lose Nobby. We can't let this plague take any more CCs.
>>6350544
Despite those digits I'm still going to go into hiding and hope I don't get arrested for unleashing a zombie upon Zootopia.
>>6350543
It's just the way it worked out on my end, I guess. I won't disagree with the sentiment though, obviously.
>Is that koala cum dripping from under his tail?
Yes.
>>6350548
Oh shit is that a surprise Rose?
>>6350559
I drew the lampshade one too. I was wondering why people were picking on me and checked here.
>>6350560
Yes
We kill ALL the CCs.
Its the only way to make sure they dont turn into zombies.
>>6350512
Hey no problem, take all the time you need.
I just want to ask for info from time to time.
>>6350564
You died!
Well regardless, know that you were missed. Or are.
Also, nice corpselamp.
Comfy night, everyone, see you tomorrow.
Gonna try to get some sleep myself. Hope you all have a good night.
>>6350606
Have a good night.
>>6350618
>always nippling
RIP AND TEAR
YOU'RE A PRED
THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT PRED DNA
>>6350618
>>6350623
Cute! It's nice to see your art again Rose.
And yeah, he's prone to rocking out with his...nips out a lot.
>>6350618
This is an encounter that I never thought I would have never seen
>>6350707
the threads only two skunks
together in one place
hey im' new here. are there a lot of artists here? drawfriends?
>>6350714
A R T P A R A D O X
>>6350718
There are several. How many at any given time varies though.
>>6350633
Someone get this bun a fox
>>6350580
Here's a little further along. Still don't have all the colors down.
Dunno why I went with a culpeo fox, but I hope you don't mind. I can change it to another one probably.
>>6350176
Nevar. Weaver hates us
>>6350781
Nice job, thank you for the update.
But I would still prefer if it was regular red fox like Nick, if it isnt too much trouble.
>>6350815
>red fox
>native european
>corsac fox
>native to asia
>bloodymary was a hungarian ruler
>hungarians are native to asia
it actually makes a lot more sense if its like this
>>6350738
who are they? i'm thinking about migrated here from the /draw/ threads because they are getting weird.
>>6350821
Bloody Mary was eldest daughter of Henry VIII Tudor and Catherine of Aragon she was from England.
>>6350821
I think you are confusing Mary Tudor with Elizabeth Báthory
>>6350618
>>6350731
>
>>6350826
I don't know man. There's a lot of drawfags here, but I don't have a consistent list.
Dunno if any of them are from the /draw/ threads or not.
>>6350821
>>6350834
>>6350838
Now I'm lost.
>>6350815
The reason I picked a paler fox was to go with the color of the rest of the image, but if you want a red fox I can do that.
>>6350845
Elizabeth Báthory was a Hungarian noble famous for bathing in virgin blood to stay young.
Mary Tudor was...well let me explain in a song ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXCIMmpETaA
>>6350863
I don't have time to watch a video, but I thought bloody mary was the one who bathed in blood? Or was she the one that murdered a lot of people?
>>6350859
Well you can go with paler color than red I dont mind that, but I meant the red fox species as in white belly and darker back, yknow what I mean.
>>6350904
Yeah that's fine. I just personally don't think it'll look nice with the colors of the rest of the image.
I'll still do it regardless. I could always be wrong after all. Only one way to find out.
>>6350845
give me some names homie
>>6350945
grivaire
inky
weaver
visti
gud
I can't think of any more off the top of my head, but I know there's more of 'em. It's probably better to ask later in the day. A lot of the thread is asleep right now.
>>6350975
oh right and nobby. he just posted earlier
>>6350975
oh wow, Weaver still posts here? I thought he left the chan a long time ago.
what are the current draw requests
>>6350995
I don't think there are any on the thread at the moment.
If you want to draw for people, the best thing to do is take requests yourself. You'll likely get a few bites.
>>6350928
>>6351023
You're an absolute monster. She loves her child very much!
>>6350995
>Weaver posts here
Yeah and he has a cult following for one of his fics
>>6351028
>>6350883
Mary Tudor was a daughter of Henry's first wife.
Catherine was sadly too old to give another child.
So Henry broke from Rome and married Anne Boleyn.
Mary was in memory of her mother a sworn catholic.
Well Henry married four more times. Had daughter Elizabeth (the first) and Edward (the sixth).
Edward bacame a king at nine, died at fifteen.
England protestants didnt want a catholic queen Mary so they put Jane Grey on the throne.
Mary was able to get support of the country and collected army strong enough to overthrow Jane, whose rule lasted just nine days.
Mary then went on bringing England back to catholic ways and spent most of her rule squashing rebelions, and burning protestants, she burned around 300 of them.
She had problem with concieving child so when she died at the age of 45, protestant Elizabeth became queen.
Mary ironically killed least people of all her family members (less then her 15 yo brother) but she is still remebered as Bloody Mary.
>>6350995
sometimes people will just ask a random cc to draw/write something, but most artists just say 'taking requests' and otherwise just draw what they want. it's a little different from /draw/ threads in that way.
>>6350995
>what are the current draw requests
It doesn't quite work that way, this isn't a draw thread so there's no standing queue or list of any kind
There's a lot of discussions here but when a drawfag shows up to take requests believe me they'll get plenty
The only thing is that since it's been so long since the movie's release discussion has diffused to fan characters and the like so a lot of requests are "hey can you draw Helen flirting with Chuck" and you're like 'who the fuck are these people'
>>6351037
ah
thanks then anon
>>6350945
>>6350975
(Note: many are full with studying, so it is a little while they didn't post)
Inky
Nobby
Rose
Weaver
Bore
VisiTi
TGG
Wynn
Grivaire
Bobo
Alec
Finnickfag
OJ
Gud
Bebop
Candy
Zhan
Lyre cream
Moped
Beaver
Donk
Mechanic
These are just some, sorry for whoever I left out, phoneposting, so it is difficult
>>6351059
>helen
>chuck
who the fuck are helen and chuck
>>6350120
If I make a Zootopia erp thread would any of you pick up an avatar or anon?
>>6350928
I understand what you mean, the color on her ear is just fine as the Red part and the (pinkish?) color she has from ear to neck is just fine for the belly part.
.
>>6351035
So fucking HARSH.
Man, did Hugh kill your family or something?
>>6351063
Pretty good list, considering it's a phonepost. Better than I could have compiled.
>>6351061
no problem anon
>>6351063
Labjer
Mead
>>6351075
Okay. I'll keep that in mind when recoloring. Thanks for keeping in touch anon!
>>6351077
No I just like teasing, he's just the only one of the three we know very little about.
>>6351059
realtalk though, helen was a bitch and she deserves punishment after her very inappropriate and borderline molesty behavior
chuck skipped town, so I don't think he's going to be an issue
>>6351094
That's very true. Unfortunately he prefers to keep it that way.
>filename
Agreed. A bit more open than his skunk friend too. I'd say Max is the least likely to keep secrets though.
>>6351098
well thank god for that
whatever the hell it means
>>6351089
No problem. Or you can just use regular white for the belly as you alredy did, that might look better.
>>6351101
Sounds about right
>>6351094
Tube dudes were made for cuddle orgies.
>>6351115
They are truly the cutest
>>6351115
>>6351120
Or I can not post an image.
>>6351119
Source of image?
We postin' tubes now?
>>6351136
It's always time for tubes
>>6351136
I like tubes
>>6351146
>Weaselton paw stuff
Finally. I've waited so long for this.
Are meerkats like tubedudes?
>>6351174
They have to be at least honorary tubedudes.
>>6351174
Don't see why not
>>6351120
Who'd Maxine lose her virginity to?
Was it another bunny? Another prey species?
Or was it a predator?
>>6351197
This is a good question
And what about Hugh? Who was his first?
>>6351197
>>6351207
Another bunny.
Probably an old boyfriend.
Hugh's I couldn't tell you. I don't know if I know myself. Just that it happened.
>>6351206
wat
>>6351169
There isn't enough Duke being sexually exploited by police abusing their power.
>>6351174
>>6351177
>>6351178
Are mongooses tubedudes/honorary tubedudes? They are the same family as meerkats, but much bigger and less tubey
>>6351224
Percy in Earthworm Jim's supersuit. I can't pinpoint the artist.
>>6351232
I always considered them such.
>>6351230
I think Duke is a cute name. I'm kinda sad that people usually call him Weaselton, even though it's a great name/joke.
>>6351089
>>6351075
>>6351109
Something akin to this.
>>6351246
It's like how we call the cheetah Clawhauser instead of Benjamin
>>6351270
And then sexual coercion.
>>6351282
TUBES ARE NOT FOR THROWING!
>>6351282
Flying stoats are great
>>6351272
But Clawhauser sounds better than Benjamin.
I'm saying I think Duke sounds better than Weaselton and it's a shame it's not used.
>>6351290
Well he wasn't thrown, the request was Remmy cockslapping him out a window.
>>6351292
Man, I just love Marty.
>>6351292
STOATS FLOAT
>>6351299
The whole family is great
>>6351304
Agreed.
I wonder if Martina is his actual sister. Like a twin or something.
Being him in drag is equally good, though.
>>6351296
DICK DEFENSTRATION IS UNACCEPTABLE! (unless it's between consenting adults)
>>6351314
>>6351308
Marty in drag? Where do you get these ideas from?!
>>6351318
I don't know. It's kinda crazy, ain't it?
>>6351323
She's just so pure, unlike her dick of a brother. Though don't say that around her, she's really protective of him.
>>6351295
If it's better, in my last TT fic I tried to call him Duke as much as I could, because I also share the same opinion
Where's the zoot? All I see is toob dudes.
>>6351346
What about water weasels?
>>6351346
What about movie toob dudes
>>6351337
I'd believe it.
>>6351338
This is better.
>>6351356
Is that Duke/Bogo?
>>6351352
otters are honorary tube dudes as well
>>6351364
Yes.
Someone asked me to draw them getting married once.
Also this.
>>6351365
>honorary
But otters are water based tube dudes just like minks. Pool noodles are tubes too.
>>6351352
Mrs. Otterton's muff getting stuffed by Mr. Otterton when?
Good clean married sex is hot.
>>6351371
Duke/Finnick seems like a ship that should be more common.
>>6351386
They never interacted in the movie, but I kinda get what you mean. If Nick knows everybody, why wouldn't Fin?
>>6351390
They're both small sneaky preds in the same line of work.
>>6351323
>kinkshaming Marty while he's sucking your dick
Why is this so hot
>>6351396
bullying + gay + tube dude = the best
>>6351396
Maybe you have a thing for degradation/humiliation anon
>>6351386
I feel its mostly cause when people ship Fin they go FinNick.
>>6351365
They're not honorary, they are water toobs. Learn your mustilidae
These threads are gay.
Needs more straight.
>>6351407
Or be bullied by tube dudes. Or bully with tube dudes.
>>6351411
But now they're not, I know
>>6351412
Okay. Let me see if I can figure this out.
Bully tube dudes, but also let them bully you. Alternately, bully along with them.
Is this how you raise a proper tube? We need to figure out which is the most effective method.
>>6351409
Married same-species couples only.
>>6351411
Badgers ARE mustelids. However they are not tubedudes.
>>6351435
this is lewd
>>6351407
>we should bully all tube dudes
Only if you lovingly cuddle them aftewards, tho
>>6351446
Damn. Then what the hell am I thinking of?
>>6351435
>>6351453
I'm getting mixed signals here.
>>6351456
Cucumbers?
>>6351458
>>6351458
>married
>>6351475
Abuse your bun daily.
>>6351481
Source?
>>6351484
I honestly don't know, I'm pretty sure it was one of the drawfags here but they didn't SIGN IT so I can't be sure.
woah i just got here keep the toob train rollin
>missed out on tubedude posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8
>>6351481
>>6351484
Looks like that polar bear Dr.
>>6351462
Bedroom bullying between consenting adults is a good way to keep things frisky in bed.
>>6351463
>>6351481
>>6351475
Pure samespecies love. This is what nature has intended and it should not be corrupted by different species relationships. In the end, their blasphemous line shall end, for they cannot breed.
>>6351504
This much is true.
>>6351498
https://youtu.be/S3xAeTmsJfg
>>6351521
Don't forget to snuggle and cuddle with your tube dude after a night of bullying.
>>6351498
this still cracks me up.
>>6351520
>relationship driven by desire to copulate and reproduce
>pure
>>6351526
Of course.
How else will they be ready for the following night?
>>6351515
>Does not like cucumbers
I feel sorry for him. Such terrible taste
>>6351533
Well he's a pred. They can eat veggies, but they're not too keen on 'em.
Tube dudes are wonderful, but what about the poor neglected little squeakers? They're cute too.
>>6351520
Ah, yes, of course, Father. No doubt.
>>6351515
Percy do not eat Maxines ear, she needs that.
>>6351547
They're cute, but this place has just given me a warm fondness for tubes.
>>6351560
We need a tube dude/rodent couple OCs
Welcome to the tube dude train. Next station, Traveon
choo choo
>>6351582
Best couple, also canon and representative of Byron and his hubby.
>>6351564
I'd like to see some friendly size difference, not romantic or sexual at all. Just simple stuff like a rabbit hitching a ride in his jaguar buddy's hoodie, some mice riding on a moose's antlers, a fox riding on an elephant's shoulders, that sort of thing. Cool unique interactions that can take place in Zootopia but not here.
I forgot the image.
>>6351556
Did you know polecats eat rabbits?
I find that very interesting.
>>6351564
I can get behind this.
>>6351597
>>6351609
bless you reply
>>6351600
So Max is into biting... or maybe just nibbling.
>>6351609
Yes, exactly this sort of thing, but more of it
>>6351609
That's rad reply!
>>6351618
Or she has sensitive ears.
>>6351609
Cute. CUTE!
It is time to exterminate the gays.
>>6351653
But what if I'm bi? Does that count?
>>6351653
You can never truly escape them anon.
>>6351653
You can't exterminate love.
>>6351631
>Hoof massage
uh oh
>>6351667
Were you bi before entering /ztg/ or after?
>>6351631
Earplay, looks like it would be a lot of fun with buns,
>>6351698
I'm sure it would drive many a bun insane.
>>6351688
I doubt the sunscreen helps.
>>6351535
>Well he's a pred. They can eat veggies, but they're not too keen on 'em.
Ah, well, that's true
>>6351707
I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>6351737
Probably.
On that note, goodnight /ztg/
>>6351759
Have a good night inks
>>6351759
Night Inky!
>>6351759
>Goodnight
Where the fuck do you live that NOW is night-time?
Or are you nocturnal?
>>6351667
yes, you're impure
>>6351692
Before.
>>6351809
pretty sure she's nocturnal
>>6351837
As all good pigues are.
hey bobo here
gonna take a few requests to warm up
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
>>6351920
Bun and fox dressed up all medieval like? Bun in armor and fox in.. I don't know, noble, thief, wizardy stuff?
>>6351920
Judy and Finnick tackling Nick
>>6351920
Finnick, covered in grease and oil fixing up his van. Cute and or sexy if you would.
>>6351920
Scoutmaster Nick and Cotton.
>>6351719
hey anon, if you don't mind feedback it's probably worth working on construction. You seem to be enthusiastic about drawing and it's probably to make some progress. I suggest Fun with a pencil by Andrew Loomis as a starting point.
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll885541x1E43455b-36
>>6352006
Family will win one of these days! Shit I don't even see it, I must have forgotten to even recommend it this TT. Oh well, next time.
Fantasy and winter look pretty neck and neck, either should be fun.
>>6351989
Ah, I know, it was a three minute sketch though.
And yes, I'm starting to take this more seriously and drawing more, also using books like the one you mentioned. It is still a long way, but I am happy to see the improvements, every TT is better than the previous, I hope to give something even better for the next Thursday.
Thanks for the thought though.
How do we kill Gideon
>>6352122
Simple. Give Travis to Jack. His heart will break easily
>>6352122
Hide the keys to his pie shop
>>6352122
Make him aquainted to a beagle
>>6350781
i like that a lot! certainly the wrong flower but are you referring to the war of the roses with that flower?
>hell is warm
>>6351928
sorry it took some time i did weebum's request before
>>6351920
thats weebum's request
>>6352352
Das some cute shit, thank you very much Bobo.
>>6352352
Don't suppose you have a layer without the sketch lines do you? If not its cool.
>>6352370
i do
but i think the sketch lines add something
>>6352383
me
right now
doing requests
duuuh
>>6352331
>>6352382
Either is pretty, I just have a thing with sketch lines. Thank you, you a cool dude.
ewe
Hello! Have a color.
>>6352486
Also alt version, tell me which one looks better please!
>>6352331
>and full of sinners
This is starting to get memetic.
>>6352426
ewe
hue
>>6351634
>>6352489
I like the darker version, keep being awesome coloranon!
:'(
>tfw extreme size difference isn't commonly talked about
>>6352825
Oh no. Her poor face
>>6352852
I'm sure Judy can handle it
>>6352825
Makes me wonder about prosthetics in ZoopToop. How the hell would you replace a tail?
>>6352918
I'm sure she can.
>>6352951
They have cold fusion. I think they can work something out with miniature gyros.
>>6352984
Eh you what?
>>6352970
Hottest shit ever
>>6352995
Anon, climate control of the level seen in Zootopia is currently impossible. That wall of heat exchangers is quite impossible without a power source comparable to cold fusion.
>>6353021
Agreed.
We need more Bun×Rodent stuff
Hell, literally Anything×Rodent stuff would be awesome.
>>6353027
... I am severely regretting my choice of TT subject.
We have never looked into Zootopian tech. Just how the fuck do the walls work?
>>6353035
>>6353102
>>6353105
>>6353113
>>6353120
>The idea was sexy.
>The execution of said ideas less so.
I hope he licked her clean. Let her rub herself to completion on his tongue.
>>6353143
That's be pretty nice.
Perhaps he would close his mouth so that the poor thing can relax in his hot breath as she cleans herself off.
>>6353120
Thats really gross
>>6353194
>not wanting to bathe in your lover's cum
If you're talking with the lube and condom though, I'll agree.
>>6352489
>>6352486
>>6353035
Personally I want more Jerboas.
Dem legs.
evens - odds
odds - evens
dubs+ - write inflation porn
>>6353241
You made it better
>>6353264
God I love this faggy little bun.
>>6353270
those claws.....
>>6353287
Tiny fox baby gives me life.
>>6353296
I suppose this can be leveraged into some ZoopToop-world building
>Whilst for most species the teats only enlarge into breasts when a child is born and is currently nursing, with the lower rate of litter death compared to older times, the breasts may become permanently enlarged. Sometimes without lactating.
Ashamed
>It was Nick's first day at the ZPD.
>He had to sign some paperwork for Mammal Resources, and Judy was waiting in the break room, sipping coffee and checking her phone.
>Officer McHorn walked into the room to refill his own mug.
>Judy smiled at him. "Morning, McHorn. How are you?"
>The rhino nodded to her and grunted.
>Judy chuckled. "Hey, today is my new partner's first day. Have you talked to him yet?"
>Mchorn remained silent as Judy expected he would, he was a mammal of few words. Then surprisingly he placed his mug on the counter and turned to face her.
>The two officers stared at each other. It looked to Judy like McHorn was running something over in his mind.
>After a few moments the rhino finally spoke. "I saw him come in with you."
>"So, what did you think?" Judy asked with a smile.
>Mchorn stayed silent for another moment before responding. "I wanted to go to the chief and turn in my badge."
>Judy's smile slowly faded and was replaced by a frown. "What? But- that's. Why?"
>Mchorn sighed and looked down.
>Judy narrowed her eyes and lowered her voice. "Not becuse he's a fox, right?"
>McHorn looked back up at Judy. "No, because he's THE fox."
>Judy still didn't entirely understand what McHorn was telling her. "What do you mean, 'The' fox?"
>"I was there, Hopps. At Tujunga, after you had your run-in with Manchas. When you said Wilde could corroborate your story the chief said, 'You expect me to believe a fox?'. And that's exactly what i was thinking. I've never trusted em. Nothing but lowlifes and criminals."
cont
>>6353330
>"I'm ashamed of myself." McHorn continued. "Mammals like me, who look at someone and think we know everything about them just by their species. We're the ones that broke this city. We're the ones that let someone like Bellwether get into power."
>The rhino's voice got more and more quiet as he spoke, now it was barely above a whisper. "How many times have I ignored a mammal that could help, or one that needed help, just because of their species? How many lives in this city are worse off because I was the cop that answered a call, instead of someone like you or Wilde? Instead of someone who deserved their badge."
>Judy didn't know what to say. Mchorn had just spoken more words to her in the span of a few minutes than he had in the preceding months that she had worked with him.
>McHorn stayed silent for a few more seconds before shrugging. "I decided to stick around. It won't really make up for anything, but I can try to keep the new recruits from making the same mistakes I did. Anyway, see ya around Hopps."
>With that, McHorn turned and left the break room. On his way out he walked past Nick, who was on his way back from MR. "Hey, Mac." Nick called to him with a wink.
>McHorn grunted and almost imperceptibly raised a hand in greeting.
>Nick marched up to Judy and leaned at her table. "So, partner. Ready to make the world a better place?"
>Judy smiled at him and offered her paw for a fist bump. "You've already started, Slick."
end
>>6353243
I miss jerboa anon. Hope they're alright.
>>6353243
>Thighjob
>Footjob
>Having her wrap her legs around your dick and jerk you off
>>6353270
Nick has robot ears and some kind of giant paw and claws.
>>6353411
>>6353414
Oh wow, it's actually supposed to look like that. This being furry artwork, I assumed it was just poorly drawn.
http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/153261973561/have-a-few-rough-sketches-before-i-got-to-work
>>6353453
Not the only one.
Jesus, was he awake for all that?
Did he feel his blood vessels being clamped?
His heart forced to slow down?
His skin peeled away and his muscles frayed into loose braids?
Did he feel the sterile metal bond with bone?
Did he feel his nerves become spliced with micro-controller, feel his nerves stretch farther than they should have?
Does he still have the nightmares were Judy never rescued him?
>>6353491
This guy sucks, its horribly off model
>>6353422
Source?
>>6353521
Obviously it's set in an AU where Judy's dreams were crushed and she really let herself go
>>6353596
someone posted on twitter but is not the official source, sorry.
https://twitter.com/GideonGreyRP/status/798589555439869953
>>6353605
Like this one? http://archiveofourown.org/works/8073877/chapters/18500746
>>6353609
Thanks
>>6353622
Yes. Bonus points for being offered her dream job anyway and turning it down because screw making the world a better place, muh man
>>6353647
I'm not happy with the ending neither, but ell, you can argue that cops are not meant to make world a better place, but to keep an status-quo. They are for keep thing in order. If Judy really wants to make the world a better place should look for another career, starting as a cop is not bad though.
Someone asked for some mother son boding with knot action
And well, who am I to deny such a request?
Does anyone have that comic of Judy having the nightmare about Oates' fingers?
>>6353689
Pretty good. I snorted slightly through my nostrils and smiled a bit.
>>6353187
>When the typefuckers FINALLY give your fetish some love
Thank goodness
>>6353689
They would be the worst at bondage.
>>6353689
I feel unsatisfied.
>>6353689
you nail it!
>>6353679
Was it ever about "making the world a better place", the movie starts by their parents saying that she could make the world a better place by being a carrot farmer. I felt it was more about it being her dream job and her seeing cops as people responsible to protect and aid others, thus improving the world.
>>6353694
>>6353730
Nice, thanks m8.
>>6353724
Not necessarily, "making the world a better place" might be just an excuse to be a cop.
>>6353740
Also, this.
I guess an equine can dream.
>>6353724
>Do you want to make the world a better place, or do you want to be the reason why the world is a better place?
Judy seems more like the latter than the former.
A better Anon than I said it some time ago, forgive my butchering of his wise words.
>"Judy basically gave up after the conference. She started a race war and instead of stopping it she went back to Bunny Burrows. If she really wanted to make the world better she would have stayed behind and tried to defuse the situation. Instead as soon as it became clear to her that she wasn't the Great Man that would drive the future to greatness, she gave up."
Is it safe to talk about the Discord around here now?
>>6353761
She did try, though, for like three months. It's incredibly likely that the mounting tensions between prey and predator took a toll on her exactly because she knew it was all her fault.
>>6353716
I mean, were you expecting actual porn?
I'm booked solid today so I don't really have the time familam
Maybe this weekend you can expect something naughtier
>>6353797
Okay, just wonderin'.
>>6353689
>[muffled Alec fapping in the distance]
>>6353784
That interpretation was basically me trying out how plausible it would sound for Judy to go "Spec Ops: The Line" as a way to be the hero she wasn't during the Race Wars.
>She may be a hero now, but in a couple months once everythings died down? She be lukewarm at best. The only problem we'll have then is whether she wants the glory again.
>>6353782
Most people here are from Discord since all CCs moved there anyways, any CC who isn't on Discord are either worthless or amazing CCs that left, like Chumpy.
>>6353822
>any CC who isn't on Discord are either worthless or amazing CCs that left
Oi fuck you too buddy
>>6353822
Your bait is showing, have a pity (You) and a coupon
>>6353837
>>6353799
I meant it as a joke.
Like the action is not as good expected.
Shill reminder that I updated Short Tails with a soft gooey story about Nick overcoming his fears
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/19643938
Reminder that you should read it because I told you too.
>>6353822
I'm not on the Discord. Though to your point I am worthless tbqh
>Gideon stood there in shock. Someone he didn’t even know stabbed him in the stomach. He looked the other in the eyes, his grey heartless eyes. The sharp pain caused the fox to whimper. Gideon’s paws covered in his own blood. The baker started to feel faint. “W-why would ya’-.” Was all he would say before falling down, letting his blood spread all over his shop’s floor. The last thing Gideon saw was the masked ones giant grin.
http://bakingfox.tumblr.com/post/153266072237/knife-anon
>>6353963
where is
Chuck fic
Clubk
>>6353782
I'm probably not alone in saying I prefer the threads atmosphere to the discords, but every once in a while I lurk at an opportune time to see comic jokingly threaten to beat someone to death. Really fuckin amazing
>>6354084
I told you. YOU ARE NOT BULL ENOUGH
[spoiler]do you seriously want me to write one?[/spoiler]
>>6354131
NO!
>>6354131
>splolier
*cucks on u*
Welp
Fuck it.
Here's the first chapter of that thing I was posting yesterday. I finally came up with an appropriate title.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12235634/1/Hollywootopia
Man this feels cringey. I feel the autism seeping into my soul.
How do you guys do it so well without all this performance anxiety?
Hey can someone post the pic of Judy and Nick taking pictures in front of the graffiti that says "Fuck Cops"?
I need it.
>>6354251
I don't know the source, though, so sorry for the low definition of the image.
C O L O R
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>>6354259
This works, thanks
>>6354268
wewlad
>>6354236
You have to desensitize yourself to it. I get that way everytime I post something. Realize that everyone has these desires and these autistic fancies. It's not as bad as you think it is my dude. Trust me.
I'd offer critique, but it's on FF.net so I can't copy and paste things I'd like to point out.
>>6353822
Old and stale bait.
>>6353808
>in the distance
Nigga he'd still be muffled in the same room as you.
>>6354268
Rings a best thing ever
>>6354307
Thanks for at least reading it, buddy
What place would you recommend me posting stuff on? Is A(w)OOO hard to get an account for?
>>6354268
Is she stroking his bulge with Her left hand?
>>6354366
No problem man.
I'd recommend Ao3. I'm not sure how hard it is to get an account these days, but it's a fairly robust website. It will also allow me to copy and paste so I can offer some critiques.
Plus when you get those kudos...ho man...it's better than heroin.
I posted an update for my story here >>6353951
It's worth looking at Ao3 I think
>>6354393
oh shit
clunky
thanks, i'll look into it
>>6354006
I don't get it but I'm having fun imagining there is this RP tumblr meme of characters getting randomly stabbed and everyone is cool enough to just roll with it and RP dying, no matter the power level of the OC.
>>6354259
Fuck cops
Get money
>>6354222
*When the cucking has gone so far it can't contain itself*
>>6354527
Is that their offspring wishing he could cuck his mom?
>>6354539
Jackcuckpedocest
>>6354334
And you will like it, right? A poor, little, bound meerkat next to you?
dank memes make dank dreams, anons
coming soon
>>6354566
Depending on the situation, it could be great or it could be annoying.
Sex session or lounging around, absolutely!
Trying to finish schoolwork due at the last minute? Nigga I'm trying to read
>>6354403
No problem brudar, I'm glad I could be of help
Last night I dreamt that /trash/ needed it's own containment board and thus gave rise to the newest secret board, /oc/.
>>6354606
Wut
sleppi bagser is tired from erporting the nwws
>>6354745
Them bags under his eyes
>>6354771
heavy news
>>6354087
That was just me saying goodnight to everyone. I do that every night.
>>6354639
>Not studying on the books while giving a nonchalant footjob to the bound mammal
>>6353822
Oh.... okay....
Who here is having a lazy day?
Post some music that fits with a lazy day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ora8MYUieo
>>6354819
Hello Panda! Composing some more wonderful tunes today? Got melodies running through your head? Looking at the TT submissions and gettin' ideas?
>>6354845
Hello Clunk! What's on the ticker tape today? Writing? Editing? Badgering?
>>6354817
Actually I took a minute to think about it, and I can see how he (or other small mammals) could be useful.
Sometimes I need something for my hands to play with, a stress ball or a pen like the Russian from goldeneye, just to keep my mind on track. Just keep him bound on the desk, fdau. Put some toy in his butt, and while I'm deep in thought my hand could feel free to rub along his lower body, or twirl his tail through my fingers, or press the toy like the top of a pen.
So to answer your original question, yes I would like that.
http://xplaysx.tumblr.com/
>>6354901
Well I doubt anything I want to win will win, but I've got a few guitar licks floating around in my head. Plus a few other unfinished projects I should really get back to.
http://gokhan20.tumblr.com/
>>6354901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COl1U-ErbiM
>>6354921
I've never seen consoling someone sad be so fucking lewd
>>6354962
Is it rape?
>>6354901
Funnily enough, I just got done listening to this
https://soundcloud.com/ubiktune/c-jeff-last-minutes-of-autumn
>>6351482
>>6354901
>Who here is having a lazy day?
Boi I wish
Here's some lazy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9INO6a3LkWw
>Hello Clunk! What's on the ticker tape today? Writing? Editing? Badgering?
Hey Comic! What's good my man?
>Writing?
Indeed. Ever since I thought about how my writing has suffered since I became a reporter IRL, I've thought about going back to my old style, or styles I feel comfortable with.
Check out this little chunk I wrote for practice
http://pastebin.com/TR5DqUrY
Another thing I realized: Becoming a reporter has helped turn me into a blunt asshole. I can't decide if that's a good thing or not yet. I certainly get answers, but I don't always come across as polite or well-meaning. So if I've been that way, my apologies.
>Editing?
I was going to edit a fic for someone but it was posted on FF.Net and I have no time between school and work. I'm sure >>6354236 wouldn't mind a good pair of eyes on his work though, if you're feeling up to it.
>Badgering?
Badgering people, for work.
How are you my dude?
>>6354978
She's the one straddling him with her arms around his neck, so I'd say no
Hell I bet sometimes she goes and looks up sad shit on the internet just so Nick lewds her back to normal
>>6355041
Dumb bunny
You know, after reading so many stories of Nick apparently having problems opening up or communication to Judy, I wonder if that would even really be the case. Nick seemed to quickly open up once Judy saved his life and he saw how Judy had to fight against prejudice with her own co-workers. He told her why he stopped fighting against stereotypes, he allowed her to "get to him" at the press conference, risked his life with her, and pushed himself to go through the ZPD academy because she believed in him. After all that, would he really have trouble talking to her about everything but his most personal secrets?
>>6354913
Glad to see you are of the same idea.
Just think about the little creature, struggling, humping the air, but you don't care, you are just entertaining your hands...
true love
>>6354919
I hope a lot of time has passed with those projects, so you can see them with a fresh mind and ears!
>>6354937
This woke me up and got me out of bed!
>>6354989
Damn, I like this.
One day I'll make a game with a bumpin' chip tune track. One day.
>>6355023
I'd love to check it out! As well as >>6354236 's!
Being a blunt asshole is one way of saying. Being a direct, assertive individual is another! People like someone to takes control.
I'm just about to brew myself some coffee and get started with the work for today! Artists are finishing up a batch of textures we're showing off, and the animator is finishing up more UI elements. Menu screen's gonna be awesome!
>>6355206
>>6355226
>>6355122
If I was thinking about that, that would defeat the point. My mind is set on more important things, my hands however are really enjoying the feel this toy gives off. The overall shape letting my fingers wrap around his lower body, a nice butt to cushion my palm on. Sometimes he shakes and quivers which feels nice. There are times he would really jolt for a few seconds before calming down leaving a puddle underneath him, but that doesn't stop schoolwork.
new thread?
According to polls, about 80% of the anons on /ztg/ want to lewd the VRbit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11658441/r
I could use a larger sample size though.
>>6355160
>Being a blunt asshole is one way of saying. Being a direct, assertive individual is another! People like someone to takes control.
You've got a point, I'm just saying: It's not really "me" to be like that. I'm actually a pretty polite person irl.
>'m just about to brew myself some coffee and get started with the work for today!
I just got some myself. Bout ready to start working as well.
>Artists are finishing up a batch of textures we're showing off, and the animator is finishing up more UI elements. Menu screen's gonna be awesome!
What do you do for work?
>>6355356
NEVER
>>6355370
yes pls make one
>>6355360
The more pure it is, the more fun it is to corrupt.
Vrbit is a holy grail.
>>6353270
>injecting T virus directly into living tissue.
>>6355438
We don't have to lewd him. Its just numbers.
>>6355455
>355 455
I guess so!
>>6354901
Not a lazy day, just taking a break before I go into work.
https://youtu.be/PEmqJBcQ2lg
>>6355438
Is Mrs. Wilde still considered as pure?
>>6355489
She had to lewd to pop out Nick, so not precisely.
>>6355369
Not him but the VR bunner makes video games
>>6355607
I c said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
>>6355682
NOT
FOR
LEWD
E
W
D
*cricket chirping*
>>6355871
*New thread opening*