ERP Thread Sexual Emergency Edition Previous: >>6298952

>>6301394
First for depression.

>>6301394
Second for Poppy farting on my face

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>>6301394

I want my cock to get hacked

>>6301542
Hot.

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(Morning everyone)

>>6301745
(I want to punish Gardevoir for being so cheeky)

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>>6301798
'Kay

>>6301745
Hi

>>6301764
(Sure, just let me upload my pictures to Dropbox)

>>6301745
>tfw want to be a criminal that Kiruko makes good again by teasing and pleasuring me with her legs
>tfw considering I was a criminal, she'd probably prefer to break my limbs instead

Everybody still asleep? Calling for all lurks to show themselves!

>>6301880
5 more hours please

>>6301880
>implying lurks will want to do anything
>implying lurks wouldn't post their cards if they actually wanted to do something in the first place

>>6301880
>Blogs at (You) from the shadows.

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>>6301832
Kay?

>>6301849
(Same dealio as above, pics uploading)

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>>6301938
'Kay.

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>>6302003
Kay.

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>>6302003
>>6302018

>>6301880
No, it's just that everyone is leaving

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>>6302018
>>6302037
I think I'll quit while I'm ahead

is stardew valley any good?

>>6302044
No

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Idk, music? This shit is dead af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6yfFWvoygY

>>6302044
I liked it. If you ever played Harvest Moon, then you'll probably enjoy it to some extent.

>>6302054
>He stands at a safe distance and makes a heart with his hands

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>>6302054
https://youtu.be/AmC_7WONyoY

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>>6302070
>Throws barrel at.

>>6302089
>Yanks at your braids

>>6302089
>Dodges barrel and dodges in to kiss cheek

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>>6302089
>Flicks your glasses up.

>>6302126
>Spanks this thing

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>>6302106
Ow, stop that!
>Slaps at the hand pulling on her hair.
>>6302116
>Fumes and turns red in the face as she swings her fists at him in an attempt to do bodily harm to him.
>>6302126
God damn it, quit fucking with me!
>Punts the child.

>>6302148
>Dodges her punch as well and kisses her stomach

>>6302148
Woah, it's actually real!
>Continues stroking at the abyssal's long hair.

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>>6302148
>Fuckin dies.

>>6302089
installation a cute

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>>6302160
>Starts to violently shake out of frustration while grinding her teeth.
>>6302168
Cease this at once....
>She clutched her long braid and held it close while lightly pulling on it in some half-assed attempt to pull it away from him.
>>6302186
My job is done here.
>>6302196
Shut your mouth.

>>6302219
Accept my love!
>He dodges around even faster, placing kisses on every inch of her exposed skin

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>>6302219
>Offers to share a bite of burg.

>>6302219
But I've never seen this much hair in one place!
>Right before she pulls the rest of her lengthy braids away from him, he grabs hold of the very end, and fiddles around with it with his fingers.
Hey, how do you normal take care of it?

>>6301745
Are you still taking volunteers by chance?

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>>6302231
>Starts self-destruct sequence while visibly shaking in anger. Ends up just collapsing onto the ground face first.
>>6302235
>Punts this thing along with the burg.
>>6302241
>With most of the length of her hair coiled around herself like usual, she held onto the tail end of the braid close to her face while he played with the very end of her hair.
Usually one of my sisters helps me with it.

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>>6302288
>Unfriends you, blocks you, makes self taller with a rope around neck.

>>6302288
Really? Hm...I wonder how you look without the braids.
>He raises the tip closer to his face and wags it to and fro. Getting a bit too curious, he then feathers it across his face, somewhat tickling himself in the process. A small idea soon popped into his head, and his eyes seemed to sparkle as he looked at her.
Think I can help you take care of you hair?

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zzzzz

>>6302347
>Steals your blanket

>>6302347
>Steals your clothes

>>6302347
>Steals your Rensouhou

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>>6302303
Same.
>>6302333
A mess.
>She muttered a reply under her breath as she ran her fingers in between the intertwined locks of hair while he pressed the bushy end of her hair into his face. She sighed and turn around before lightly pulling on her hair again while she started to walk towards her bed as if she was pulling him along behind her on a leash.
I guess if you really want to since it'll actually be a big help to me. First thing is usually undoing the braid.

>>6302347
>kissus softly

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>>6302352
>>6302383
>>6302414
This is what happens when you let abyssals in here, crime goes up.
Can't wait for trump to build that wall.

>>6302347
>Steals a kissu

>>6302440
>Replaces blanket that was stolen with his body

>>6302416
>The rope was your hair.

>>6302440
>Rapes your nude body

>>6302416
I'm sure you'd look beautiful when it's nicely combed!
>Still holding on to the end of her braid, he let himself get pulled towards her bed and took a seat on it. He scooted over until he sat right behind her, looking directly at the tangle of braids.
That's gonna be a tough one, but I have more than enough time to spend helping you.
>With that said, he removed whatever was holding the braids in place and began to unwind them, taking care not to pull too hard as to not injure her or her long hair.

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>>6302440
Rude.
>>6302454
God damn it, not again.
>>6302493
>Clearing her throat after hearing the compliment with a tinge of red on her face, she unraveled the length of hair that wrapped around her body and let it fall behind her into his lap. She sat awkwardly as she twiddled her thumbs while he went to work and started to undo lengthy braid.

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>>6302435
>Kissus roughly

>>6302442
D-damnit stop stealing from me!

>>6302447
>It was a doombot the whole time.

>>6302464
>Acts like she hates but moans because she is a dirty slut

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>>6302543
Greyskin go home.
This country is not for you.

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>>6302570
Did somepawdy say "greyskin"?

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>>6302570
You assholes are the ones that attack me every-damn-time.

>>6302583
Hi Owain's bf

>>6302543
>At first, unraveling the mess of hair that was laid upon seemed like too daunting a task to endure. However, the man soon eased himself into a comfortable pattern, making time itself speed by. The way his hands moved made him appear almost like a robot, yet he was smiling and humming all the while. By the time he undid the final braid, he could hardly tell that almost fifteen minutes had flown by.
And there! I guess now would be the time where I comb it huh? Would you happen to have one?

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>>6302611
Hiya, Anxious! Is your dick still tiny?

>>6302639
Who?

Hi thread

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>>6302643
E-Eh, I took a shot in the dark.
My bad. :((
Anyways, why do pawple k33p thinking that Owain is my matesprit? I just like teasing him!

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>>6302583
I guess Greyskin cats are fine, as long as you act like a cat.
Where is your owner?

>>6302595
Because you'd attack us first if we didnt.
Dumb supply ship.

>>6302656
Do you not like them? And I don't know.

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>>6302665
I'm a cat, but I don't have an owner! At least not in the traditional sense.
Your horns are kinda weird, lady! Why are they black? You have the skin of a human, but those horns say otherwise!
>>6302676
To a degr33. It's a long story, one that I'd rather not get into. Who are mew, anyways? Something apawt mew s33ms... Familiar?

>>6302690
Familiar how?

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>>6302615
>Slightly dozing off but always shaking back to reality shortly after, she looked over her shoulder and saw her hair strewn about everywhere, dreading the idea of having to put it all back up. With a nod, she hopped up off the edge of the bed with her long hair draping behind her like a sleek, white coat covering her back. Lazily waddling over to her desk and rummaging through her drawers, she finally found a decent comb before returning back to her bed. Her hair dragged along the ground before she slipped her hand beneath the ridiculous sheet of hair behind her and somehow managed to not sit on any of it as she covered his lap with the slightly curled, white locks, handing the comb to him over her shoulder.
Uhm, I suppose I should thank you for this soo...thanks.
>>6302665
Uh-huh, I'm sure that's what your admiral tells you right after using your body to relieve himself, whore.

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>>6302698
It's hard to explain, nya. Some pawple just have a certain aura to them, and mew purrtainly have one! It's like when mew have a word on the tip of your mouthwriggler, but mew can't quite put your finger on it!

>>6302690
Cat speak is the cutest to me but it reminds me of someone I used to be close friends with.

Bittersweet.

>>6302721
Why are you talking like that?

>>6302721
We've spoken before. I'd rather not say who I am, but we can chat on discord if you'll post your ID

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>>6302690
Well thaat because I'm not really human, and these aren't horns. Oh dear if you don't have an owner then you are a stray. I'm gonna have to call the animal shelter.

>>6302714
Excuse me nobody "uses" my body for anything except combat, slut.

>>6302751
But I use your body as my cumdump

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>>6302751
Oh, is that how he talked you into it, calling it combat training or something similar? That's pretty funny that you'd believe that.

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>>6302727
Oh... I'm sorry if I brought back memories that mew didn't want to think of again.
Are mew okay, Anon? Do mew want a hug?
>>6302728
Catpuns are the BEST! Is this something mew weren't aware of? :33
>>6302734
I m33n, there aren't many pawple I've spoken to that I don't already have added! Purrhaps mew can give me a hint, something that will jog my meowmory but won't alert others as to who mew are?
>>6302751
If mew aren't a human, then wh--
No! Don't call them, I'm too young to go back to jail!

>>6302714
>As she handed the comb over to him, he looked up at her and gave her a wide grin.
No problem! Now time to tame this beast.
>Before getting to the actual combing, his fingers flowed through her hair, removing any possible knots and tangles he encountered along the way. He then split it into two different sections, handing the abyssal one of them while he scooted over a bit to the other. The comb was brought to the top of her head and rested by the roots of her hair, before sliding it downwards. His motions were gentle, repeating as many times as it took so her hair could have a soft, fluffy look to it. He slowly worked his way down this portion of hair, his arm starting to get tired from the countless repeated strokes he's been doing. Soon enough, he was done with one half of her hair, and he began to work on the other one, repeating the same technique he had performed. When he was finished, her hair was laid all over her bed in single strands, and he felt like he could no longer move his arm.

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>>6302760
No you don't anon.
Lying is against the law, I think.

>>6302766
Shut the fuck up you filthy abyssal scum.

>>6302771
Aww. You're making me feel bad...
I know! Why don't I become your owner? That way you don't have to go away.

Wait, did you say BACK to jail?

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>>6302771
>>6302766
>>6302751
>doles out headpats, completely for free.

>>6302771
deeg is gay :^)

I miss YV

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>Squirts water out of her tit like a Super Soaker, hitting you in the back of the head

>>6302877
I'd rather you shoot me with water from your tits

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>>6302835
Don't f33l bad! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do thaaat! Although, I've never b33n somepawdy's pet befur! This could be fun!
And as fur the jail story, I'd rather not talk apawt it.
>>6302849
>:33 < *ac counter-headpats the panpan!*

>>6302867
>A Benjamin floats by in the breeze

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>>6302877
Its impolite to bukkake someone without permission!

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>>6302895
But that's literally what I just did.

>>6302981
>Attempts to count the many mouths
>Gets lost midway through

>>6302981
>Comes out of nowhere and quickly jerks off in front of you, preparing to coat you with seed.

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>>6302832
>Finally done with his task at hand, she shifted and turned so she could look over at him while she brought a sizable portion of her hair to her front, stroking it slowly with her hands. She hid half of her face behind her freshly combed hair while she enjoyed his handy work.
Well, uh, thanks again for doing this. I won't ask of you to braid it but you can if you want.
>>6302835
Not even going to deny it, nice.
>>6302849
>Honks panda tail.

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>>6302849
>Is taken off guard by pats and reflexively punches a hole through chest

>>6302907
Oh it will be fun, I'll get you a cute leash, give you head scratchies, playwithyourbutt *Cough* cuddle with you.
It'll be great.

>>6302877
>he felt the sudden impact of water his head...
What the... Oh its you. Oh hey Lapis.
>he said with moderate tone.

>>6303010
Your tits are Super Soakers?

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>>6302907
>Kenny counter-counter-headpats the C@troll.

>>6303010
>headpats this one too

>>6303016
>seizes the installation's hand and holds it warmly.

>>6303018
Oh.
>She gives a thumbs-up before falling flat on her face.

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>>6303027
Yo.
>She bluntly responded, dipping her tit into the water and squeezing it, allowing it to refill

>>6303029
Yup. Gem magic and stuff.
>Ptew
>She fires another shot that nails you between the eyes

>>6303065
>Headpats
>Except on the ass

>>6303016
>Seeing as he could no longer lift his arm without help, and looking at how much hair he would have to braid, he was quick to shake his head.
Ehhh, sorry but I'll have to refuse. Doesn't seem like I'd be able to do it anyways.
>He then stood up from the bed and moved his body to flop his limp arm around, showing her why he refused. He took a good look at the work he's done, admiring how silky soft the hair he combed now looked. Wanting to keep a memento from this moment, he reached within is pockets to pull out his phone, and pointed it's lens to her.
Mind if I take one picture before I go?

>>6303088
Can you shoot milk? Into my mouth?

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Forrest was well and truly lost. Having wandered from the Deeprealm against his fathers wishes in search of some new fabrics to sew with, he had ended up lost in the forest. With a defeated sigh, Forrest plops his rear down on a nearby tree stump, pressing his chin into the palm of his hands and he surveys the surrounding area, grey eyes darting between the trees. He slips the beret from his head, dusting off some of the fallen leaves, before fixing it back atop his crown of blond curls. What an absolute bother he had gotten himself into. Lost in the woods with no towns nearby! He pushes off his stump, frowning and crossing his arms over his chest, before picking a random direction and walking.

"I wish father wasn't so ashamed of me." He muttered to himself as he walked aimlessly through the forest, eyes fixated on the ground. "Wish he'd take me to meet my auntie and sisters."

Forrest flails his arms in the air as he slips into a stream, landing on his rump with a splash. His cheeks puff out in annoyance as he pulls himself to his feet, shaking off as much of the water as possible.

"And now my clothes are wet! I spent so long working on this."

Unfortunately for Forrest, he was even more lost than before. His head snaps from side to side, taking in the surroundings. Spotting an opening, he quickly makes his way towards it, water dripping from his clothing. Perhaps if he waited perfectly still in the clearing, his father would find him eventually.

>>6303105
Who dis

>>6303129
nu phon?

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>>6303016
I don't need to deny it because it's false. Only an abyssal would be so slutty.

>>6303065
>Fills hole with ground beef and patches up with duct tape

There, good as new.

>>6303160
Show us your dick

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>>6303065
>Due to frequent use of her large gloves, her hands are rather clammy and doesn't help in making the panda's fur stick to her hand.
...Why are you holding my hand?
>>6303089
Uh...I guess, I don't see any harm in it.
>Fidgeting and not used to getting her picture taken, she sat upright while she still clutched the lock of hair she pulled to her front as the rest laid behind her all over the place. She cleared her throat and looked up at him with a small hint of a smile on her face for the picture.
>>6303129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3ElynnrCxk
>>6303160
Says one of your admiral's various whores.

>>6303088
Hey Lapis
>he said with a monotoned voice. He leaned back and drifted in the lake as he closed his eyes
What are you doing here? I thought you were a good guy now...

I figured you be trying to keep the world safe and stuff

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>>6303178
I'll give you two for the price of one.

>>6303186
Nice projection.
How often do your holes get used.

>>6303240
Today is my lucky day

>>6303186
>He watched through his phone while she prepared herself to get her picture taken. When she was finally settled, he focused the camera for a moment then snapped a picture.
Thanks for this! You look so beautiful in this image that I'm gonna set it as my background! Later!
>He gives her a wave with the hand his phone was in and leaves her room, doing exactly what he said he was going to do.

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>>6303104
Gems don't make milk. Now if you brought me a thing of milk, I could load em up with it.

>>6303224
Does that gay-ass shit sound like me?
I just stay with them cause Steven's a QT and they give me a place to live
Plus we don't have TV on Homeworld
>She floats alongside him, staring straight upwards, eyes closed behind a pair of shades, her heavy, water-loaded breast missiles sprawled out to either side

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Would anybody use a kaname folder if I built and distributed it?

>>6303253
Gems suck then

>>6303259
I'd probably use it to fap but that's about it.

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>>6303240
I'd rather keep my sex life private but the most I'll say is rarely. I'm sure you know your way around the block like the back of your hand.
>>6303250
>Her face turned red from his words before she buried her face in her white locks and kept quiet as he left, just giving a simple wave goodbye.

>>6303253
>Squeezes one of her fat tits

>>6303304
(Well that was fun. Thanks for helping me burn some time, memeboat)

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Hello, my dearies!

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>>6303275
Yeah well humans can't spray anything they want out of their tits.

>>6303310
Honk.

>>6303348
Who?

>>6303253
Isn't that dude like 12? He's a bit young for you, no?

Never took you as pedophile. Always thought you had a thing for black cock.

>he said as he opened one eye and looked at her with confusion
But hey, gotta do what you gotta do.

I just wished I could fuck that pale petite one. I'd love to hear her scream as I shove my fat cock into her ass
>he closed his eyes and went back to drifting.

>>6303357
>Massages the breast meat

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>>6303361
Ah, has it been that long? I'm the Queen of Ripple Star, or in other words, Ribbon's mom!

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>>6303332
Yeah whatever, weirdo.

>>6303376
Your daughter is a slut!

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>>6303248
It is!

>>6303304
I bet your only so secretive about it because your embarassed. Supply sluts have to take it from whoever whenever right? Besides I've never been around the block, I've barely left my house.

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>>6303393
Tell me something I do not know.

>>6303400
More cocks!

>>6303410
You're a slut too!

>>6303410
Oh, is that so? How do you feel about that? Unless it's a "like mother like daughter" kind of thing, in which case...

Ban /TLHG/

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>>6303419
Ok but I'm done for now.

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>>6303400
And, if I'm supposed to be a slut, why would I be embarrassed about it then, hmm? I don't take anything from anyone else I want to.

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>>6303432
Hehe, do you think I do not know myself?
And no, I won't tell you if I'm a slut or not.
>>6303443
No comment on the latter subject. Though, I will say that my younger years were quite similar to her's. Must've got it from me, hehe!
Of course, as long as it isn't really interfering with things of high importance, in which she's been good with that, I don't mind. I do worry about her submissiveness to an extent, but I feel like she doesn't need it to be a princess. But if I suddenly fall, I don't think she'd be ready.

>>6303479
Thank you

>>6303480
>meant unless, not else
I'm going back to bed.

>>6303486
In that case, why don't you teach her how to be dominant?

>>6303486
You're definitely a huge slut!

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>>6303480
Fuck, whatever.
Sink you later

I miss Hugo.

I miss turbosluts.

>>6303514
>Oppai Shimakaze
HERESY

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>>6303508
Y-you don't know that.
>>6303506
I have, and she's been kinda reverting back over time. Again, no need, there won't be any problems and I'm sure she can control herself fine when the time comes. I might be forced to pull the leash if she goes too far down the rabbit hole, but she can still do her job today, and that's all that counts, right?

>>6303549
Same.

I miss December 2015.

>>6303571
Isn't there something you could do to keep her dominant without her reverting?

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>>6303576
I miss doing stuff with Mizuki in the threads and people getting mad about it because I came across as stupid or something when rping with him.

>>6303549
Who?

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>>6303584
Without potentially bringing my child to insanity? I wish. It's fine for my generals because I have no feelings for them, even if they're not a dime a dozen, but my child is... well, my child. I feel too much for her for that...!

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>>6303549
Is that what you're calling my daughter now?

>>6303712
>closes the curtain

>>6303712
>Opens the window and boops a nipple
Booooop!
>Closes the window

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>>6303720
>Scratching noises can soon be heard at the door.
>She's got all the time in the world, Anon.

>>6303742
Wha-hey. Hey!
>Locked out again.
>Selina huffs and slumps against the wall.
I'll steal your car if I have to...!

>>6303762
What do you want?
>he asks her while locking the door twice, just to be sure

>>6303762
>The anon gently cracks the window and locks it in place. He blows a loud raspberry and starts making funny faces against the glass in order to disarm the burglar.

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>>6303799
To bother you!
>Selina is already drawing a lockpick from her cleavage to jingle in his door's locks, apparently pretty practiced at this method of entry.

>>6303712
>Stares at her for a couple of moments.
>Then slowly waves.

>>6303847
Why me?
>He sighs, not aware of her having a lockpick.

>>6301745
I really want Roadhog to squish me in cuddles that turn into heated sex and then go back to squishy cuddles

so thread, since we don't have our event manager ainz anymore, what events do you want to see? perhaps another ava or some anons can help us have thread events again

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>>6303845
Mmm, I see how it is.
>Her hand shoots up to wave at him, just as claws spring from the fingertips, glinting in the moonlight.
>With no warning, she drags the claws across the window, horrific screeching accompanying the jagged lines being cut across the glass pane.
>And your face is right next to it, that'll feel nice.

>>6303879
Because, you're funny. Also, Batman is iur of town.
>The door clicks open, and Selina rushes in, leaping past the man and barreling toward the staircase.
>Her whip cracks out and wraps around his ankle just before she hits the first step, yanking him off his feet and sending him sprawling to the ground as her laughter disappears with her up the stairs.

>>6303869
>Waves back cheerily, before pushing the window open.
So, on a scale from one to ten, how mad would you be if I stole everything you own?

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>>6303917
...you're a weird one, ain't you mate.
>But he isn't saying no!

>>6303938
(The drug filled mosh pit was fun)

>>6303953
>The anon recoils from the mirror, holding his ears. He shouts and points at the window.
This is why I fucking hate cats! No chill!
>It doesn't take long before he regains his composure and opens the window.
>With an eyeroll and a sigh, he points at a comfortable couch and stares back at her.
Lemme guess, now that it's open, you don't wanna come inside?

>>6303953
>He falls down to the ground, barely avoiding hitting his head against the floor.
You could at least close the damn door! Were you born in a barn?
>He stands up and closes it before walking up the stairs.

>>6303938
I have an idea, but when I asked about doing it as a CYOA, only 1-2 people were interested, so not sure would it work out.

>>6303953
>He blinks.
... I think that'd be ten out of ten.
>He shuts the window again.

>>6304062
What is it?

>>6304062
tell us, we can try to work with it

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>>6304032
...I don't know. I think I'll stand here at the window for about five minutes and make you wait until I've made up my mind.
>A smug grin crosses her face, but she decides to hop right in and onto his soft couch, kicking off her boots and making herself comfortable in the poor man's home.
Thanks for letting me in, stud.

>>6304041
No, I was born in a church! God says to open your door to neighbors, you know!
>The cat thief's suit lays crumpled up in the hallway outside his door, along with her bulky whip, as if she owned the damn place and everything in it.
>Bedsprings can be heard squeaking l, along with jovial laughter, illustrating the scene of Selina wrapping herself up in his sheets.

>>6304075
You're a bully! A bully!

>>6304092
>>6304115
I was thinking of something based off a VN series called Kansen. You can Google it if you want, but to make this quick, there's a virus that's transmitted via saliva, blood or sexual fluids that makes you completely lose your morals while making you lewd as fuck.

>>6304187
10/10 would totally do desu
makes me think of sexual zombies

>>6304199
That's pretty much what it is, actually, except less of fucking corpses. The VNs also got a hentai (if you want the story, only watch the first three, there's also 5 and Ballbuster but those are bad, especially 5).

I love just reading through these threads. So many naughty kinks I can enjoy spying on.

>>6304167
>He closes the window and watches her already getting cozy on his plush furniture with a smile.
Yeah yeah, I figure when you see Catwoman waving outside your window, you've already lost all choice in the matter. Figured I'd have a bit of fun with it.
>Walking over to a small kitchenette, he pulls some milk from the fridge and puts it through a frother and into a mug. Leaning over the couch he hands her a nice warm glass of milk. He starts to snicker before he can get out his words
It's cold out, and you're in a catsuit. Try not to catch a cold, don't want you hacking up a hairball on the rug.

>>6304167
I'm pretty sure they've got their own, why would they bother with mine?
>He resists the urge to pick up the whip and instead enters the room she was in.

>>6304187
So crossed?

>>6304242
Such a naughty anon!

>>6304167
>He rolls his eyes and pushes the window open again.
And you're a burglar.
>His eyes then quickly flicker up and down, going over her body. Grabbing her by the arms, he pulls hard and drags her through the window, into the apartment, and lets her fall to the floor, eyeing her intently.

>>6304280
Basically, except way lewder. Didn't even know what Crossed was, looks like I've got some comics to read.

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>>6304242
I hope lurking and totally making sure that my daughter isn't being tortured or something isn't taboo here...

>Tfw no iowa.

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>>6304257
I meant me. Let me in. I'd feel bad about looting the house of God.
>A pair of feet and a smiling head are the only things that peek out of the rat's nest of blankets she's built around herself, and she hums contently in the warmth and softness around her.
Are you coming to bed yet?

>>6304248
I have your lap to warm myself in, I think I'll be fine.
>The milk is guzzled down immediately, Selina's lips smacking as she takes it all in but for a single drop, which falls down her chin and into her open chest.
>Sighing contently, she nestles back into the couch.
How are you?

>>6304302
>Tugged suddenly into the house, she somersaults without missing a beat and gracefully lands on her feet.
>All cats do, after all.
Well now, who's got the sticky fingers now? Kidnapping me like this, ohoho...I shoild call Batman. He'll save me.
>No he will not.

>>6304487
>He just crosses his arms and gives her a sceptical look.
And you happen to have his personal number, right?
>He then turns around and shuts the window again, pulling the curtains over it too. Looking back at her, his eyes move slowly over her leather-clad form while he smirks.
Kidnapping you could be fun, though...

>>6304412
Nothing is taboo here. I wouldn't worry too much about your daughter, I'm sure she's fine!~

>>6304487
>He eyes the mild drop and swipes at it with his finger, licking the droplet off his own digit.
Well, there's a infamous burglar in my house. She's also incredibly sexy. All in all I'd say that it's about net zero.
>He wastes no time picking up the lithe frame, and setting her exactly where she'd asked as he sits down on the couch, right on his lap.
Unless that first statement was more a proposition than a request, in which case, we're leaning towards a better side.
>His arms wrap around her waist, and his head rests over her shoulder. He sticks his tongue out with a smile.

>>6304487
Sure, why not.
>Seeing how she took off her catsuit and even got rid of her whip, he strips down to his underwear before hopping into the bed.

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>>6304624
As a matter of fact, I do. I even go on drives with him.
>"Can we get ice cream before we go to the police station?"
>"FINE."
>"Yay~!"
>Thinking back on the memories leaves Selina looking nostalgic, hardly noticing the man until he starts to ogle her.
And what exactly does that mean, Mr. Anon?
>She casts him a lazy smile, snapping her goggles up to stare eye to eye at him.

>>6304665
How fresh~
>She seems surprised at his picking her up, but doesn't waste a second in sprawling out on top of his legs, making the spot beneath her warm and comfortable as she nuzzles into his chest.
That's bold of you to say. Let's callnit a suggestion.
>Reaching up, she gives his nose a little pinch, and happily accepts his hands crawling upon her.

>>6304782
>The tiny Latina scooches forward against him, enveloping him in the same cocoon of sheets she's wrapped herself in.
Snug as a bug.

>>6304850
Guess so.
>He snuggles further into the cocoon, as it really did feel comfortable.

>>6304850
>He snickers.
Sure, I can believe you go on drives with him. To the station.
>He tilts his head curiosly at her while she seems to lose herself in memories, until she snaps back to attention. With her question, he steps closer to her and gives her a suggestive smile.
Oh, you know... A pretty woman like you, all dressed up in just the sort of thing I like... Really, damn...
>He nods approvingly while looking her over one more time.
I wouldn't mind keeping you here and, uh... make good use of you. All night.

>>6304850
I see, I see. Well, aren't you just as cute as a kitten? This is why you always give a bowl of warm milk to strays~
>His hands continued to slide along her sleek body as he felt around for the zipper to her suit. A little snag at the front, and he started to unzip that latex suit.
I'd say it's one that I'm definitely one I'm most likely to follow.
>He turned quick, giving her a small peck on the cheek as his free hand continues to wrap around her body.

>>6303621
Nuezuki is my OTP

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>>6304627
I mean, she's my kid! I have every right to worry because I'm her mom! Doesn't mean I don't agree with you, though.

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Anyone here feeling horny and would like some encouragement to masturbate?

>>6305072
Eh.

>>6305072
Huh? Who?

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>>6304964
>Her legs languidly tie with his underneath the covers, and her eyes crinkle when she presses her big toe to his.
You're not very chatty tonight. I didn't hurt your butt too bad, did I?

>>6304998
>The rattle of steel teeth being parted fills the room as he pulls the zipper down, with absolutely nothing covering the clammy, caramel colored skin underneath, nor the bit of muscle visible underneath the softness.
Good. I was afraid I'd have to start drawing you pictures.
>Her nose wrinkles when she's kissed, and a warm feeling slowly fills her to the brim, wanting his hand everywhere it could posibly reach and more.
...where do you want to go in first?
>Her nails slightly dig into the couch fabric as she imagines her back door being stretched, but she waits patiently for his answer.

>>6304997
AFTER the ice cream. That's the important part.
>Looking as condescending as any cat does on a good day, perches herself on his coffee table and leans back, the epitome of 'casual' in her poise.
That would imply that I couldn't beat your butt and hogtie you in a minute flat. Unless you plan to persuade me into being your hostage, I mean.

>>6305072
Why, yes, I would.

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...

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>>6305223
You're awfully Quiet.
>:3c

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Roll for monster grill here.
Hardmode: You must erp as what you roll.

>>6305155
Ice cream...
>He looks at her on his coffee table and scratches his chin thoughtfully.
Okay, that's a good point. So...

... can I offer you some ice cream?

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>>6305072
>she smiles as her tongue slowly slides across her lips, kneeling down before you as she starts to gently rub her hands up and down your legs

mmm such a big strong boy~ are you going to let me take the scent of that delicious fat cock of yours? :3

>she locks her eyes to yours, slowly pushing her face into the crotch of your pants, trying to breath in the scent of your manhood through the material

Call me dirty names while I act like a depraved slut for you please~<3

>>6305243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObpcGNCU944

>>6305271
>>6305170

>>6305243
bad fronk

>>6305155
>As he pulls it to the extent the track allows, he looks over what's already been released with a slight sense of giddy glee.
Well, I'm sure with a girl as thinly dressed as you, there wouldn't be too many steps before the fun anyways.
>He gently nipped at her neck as his hands slid underneath the latex, snaking their way across muscle tone and warm skin, back to his own lap before giving her rear a squeeze.
Well, I personally would mind taking this soft backside from behind, if you wouldn't object. After all, it's been rubbing against my pants for a little bit already
>He sat back up to take a small nibble at her ear lobe, hands still digging in to an athletic backside

>>6305243
Darn it fronku!

I hope _____ shows up

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>>6305245
Rollin'

>>6305360
Orc

>>6305360
death

What is the emergency? The doctor is here.

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>>6305360
A reason to keep going.

>>6305360
Reimu

>>6305409
Do it for the entertainment and the dad rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-lRQAklV4

>>6305392
My penis seems to be growing bigger.

>>6305360
Kibbles ...

>>6305439
Put some ice on it, that will take the swelling down.

next?

>>6305223
Oh we have a quiet? Pleasure to meet you.

>>6305451
It seems my penis has gone flaccid.

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>>6305283
>>6305291
>>6305350
The things I do for pussy.
>Cackling at her own joke, she waves them off.

>>6305260
>:D
Yes, please. Chocolate, if you have any.
>You've found yourself a hostage with a rockin' booty, congratulations.

>>6305308
>Down to her navel and just a bit of her treasure trail are visible now, as well as the enormous valley between her breasts, which are miraculously still covered, if only by the slightest bit of suit.
>The hands on her behind are like music to her ears, the notion of being taken from behind only exciting her more as she begins to rock in the man's lap and rub into his touch.
Mm, you know all my buttons, don't you?
>Giving him one last smooch, she stands up suddenly, letting the latex fall to the ground in one fluid movement as she reachss her arms up, bends back, and then slowly drops to the coffee table, palms flat against the top.
>Her rump jiggles just the slightest bit as she rocks her hips at him.
Come on, then.

>>6305409
You're free from LD and know not to get involved with anyone in the threads in a relationship.

You've also had IRL gfs so you know you're not entirely hopeless if you put a little effort in it.

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>>6305429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

>>6305473
You make a point. I'll shut up now.

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>>6305443
Same

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>>6305360
too many to count

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>>6305360
Femanon

>>6305470
I actually think I have some of that. Hang on.
>He hurries into the small kitchen and checks the freezer, rummages around his kitchenware, and then comes back with a bowl of brown ice cream.
And so I do! How about that...
>He places the bowl on the coffee table and sticks a small spoon into the contents.
Enjoy, kitten.

>>6305470
Now, how could I say no to a sight like that?
>He wastes no time, and by that, he dashes off to grab something, leaving such a wondrous behind waiting.
>He comes back out of a side room, a bottle in his mouth as he tries to hop out of his own pants, slowly hobbling his way back to her as he strips himself completely naked and already well aroused behind her.
A little bit of safety first, I wouldn't mind making you scream, but it's gotta be the right way.
>There's a little snap and the cold liquid slowly oozes out, hitting her buns as a slippery stream of cold oil before his hands come up, working it around her wiggling rear.
>He starts to work some on himself, immediately twitching at the cold before he presses it between her warm cheeks and begins to slide, his hands gliding up to her hips.
A one...a two...aaaaand-
>He pushes it inside slowly, holding it as he presses himself completely inside her hole.
Three!

>>6305360
Someone Owain hasn't RPed with

>>6305535
I want to know what Chara's butt smells like

>>6305360
The FE player

>>6305470
lemme finish lewding your jack later senpai
i gotta handle something rn

>>6305630
Who hasn't Owain defiled?

>>6305696
Me, because I'm so bad at RP.

>>6305696
>>6305630
Does it count if you didn't know who it was and if you did you would've avoided him like the plague?

>>6305696
who cares?

>>6305630
>>6305696
>You'll never be so autistic to be triggered by Owain.
Feels good

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I love how you niggers cant type fuck in peace with the thought of this Owain guy roaming around.

Kinda sad desu.

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>>6305551
>She tears into the ice cream with glee, already awarding Anon bonus points in her head for not taking her to jail while she eats it.
>Maybe he'll take Bruce's place in her list of people to annoy.
>Craning up, she lays a tiny peck on the man's cheek, leaving behind a chocolatey puddle as she parts.
Thank you, sweetie.

>>6305614
Aren't you a considerate one?
>She nearly begins to quiver as the stud preps himself, cooing when the cold oil drip down the chasm of her cheeks, across her holes, and down the length of her inner thigh.
>Tensing up the moment he presses against her, she lets out a low groan that gets louder and louder with ever bit he sinks in until he's balls deep and hearing her purr.
Oh...oh, wow...~
>Spreading her legs a bit wider, she takes hold of her ass and squeezes the pliable flesh, a signal for him to start emptying himself into the molten vice of her pucker.

>>6305676
(Aye)

>>6305648
(Nigger spunk)
(I mean, chocolate)

>>6305717
(Feels so good)

>>6305725
>A handful of shits is everybody
I don't care what owain fucking does, I don't even care what you do.
This (you) is just in hopes you can pull your head out your ass and realize nobody should care, Owain or you.

>>6305717
>TFW you can typefuck Owain's sluts and everyone else without an autistic tantrum.
Is good stuff

>>6305725
I wish I knew who these Owain spergs are. I think Anxious is one of them, but who knows.

>>6305741
>He watches her consume the sweet meal with surprising ferocity, looking a little fascinated by the lithe intruder being so ravenous. But the rewarding kiss makes him smile.
You're welcome.
>He wipes his cheek with a hand, then licks the remnant chocolate from his fingers.
Didn't know cats like ice cream so much...

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>>6305773
Hence why I said "you niggers". If you classify as one, then you're obviously one of those fags. If not, dismiss my message and move on with your day.

Oh, and thanks for the (You). Have one in return.
>>6305842
I wouldn't doubt it. If everyone is so butthurt over Owain, why don't they play a male ava themselves?

>>6305842
He's been beta orbiting the threads for a while, wouldn't put it against him.

>>6305741
So... Tight...!
>He begins to thrust, slowly moving in and out as he arches over her body, oil covered hand sliding up her sides to breasts and taking hold of them.
>Starting to pull her upwards, he begins to tease at her chest, slowly rubbing the cool oil in and sliding across her nipples with slick hands as he brings her back to standing straight.
I wonder...
>His thrusts speed up and hands travel once again, down to hers, where he makes the attempt to pull both her wrists into one grip, the other sliding to her back to push her forwards while the other restrains.

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Whoever mentioned Crossed by comparing it to Kansen, thanks. I already like it, it's like Shitposting: the Disease: the Comic.

>>6305921
That was me. Personally it's just over the top edginess. Pretty garbage desu.

>>6305969
Got to page 21 and HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I think I'm starting to see your point with the over the top edginess. I mean... WOW.

>>6305921
To be fair, some theories/interpretations of zombies imply that when your brain reanimates, you run purely on your Id and have no mental filters. Lollipop chainsaw did the same thing with its zombies.

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>>6305900
>The attention to her chest brings a swoon to bloom from her throat, the oversized buds hardening between his slippery fingers as he continues carving out the crevice of her ass.
Oh, Anon, I've been such a bad girl-
>The hands around her wrists make her heart jump up into her throat, and being pushed down like an animal to be properly bred is her melting point, and the pleading goes from warm and fluffy to desperate very quickly.
Fuck me, fuck me right now, hammer my little hole in please Ineedyousobadly
>The gap between her legs speedily dampens itself, the excitement visibly crawling down her leg alongside the oil.

>>6305895
Every cat has her cream. Mine's just cold.
>She gives the man a wink as she continues eating, hoping he'll be licking more than that at some point tonight.

>>6306034
>He's more than happy to oblige, transitioning from quick thrusts to heavy pounds, each one slapping against an already rippling backside, piercing her hole with ferocious strikes.
Oh, oh my, seems the little kitten has flipped her switch to cougar~
>The hand at her back travels more, slowly skating its way around to her front and down, crossing between her dribbling legs as they come up to find another hole wanting.
>As he slams on, his fingers attack, slowly probing at slick lips and pushing in, timing themselves with every heated thrust as he slides between tender folds.

>>6306034
>He grins at her while she continues to eat.
Lucky me that I had your type lying around, then.
>He then takes the chance to admire her figure, moving his eyes over her form while she's on his table. Hesitantly, he reaches out with one hand, but then stops himself before actually touching her.

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>>6306209
>The increased might in his pounding into puddi hole makes her nearly meltnon the spot, her face slowly sinking down onto the table's top and her sharpened naols angrily raking full craters on it.
>That...will not be cheap to fix.
>Selina seems beyond words at this point, a throaty growl being her only answer to him, and a wheeze coming out when he starts to rub at her front entrance, and all the drenched mess it had left.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-A-non-c-cum-ming-
>Toes curling uo tight, she goes slack and silent as her vision explodes into white, pleasure wracking her like a cyclone.
A...ah...?
>The cat has been fucked to unconsciousness.

>>6306221
(I've got to head to dinner, let's pick this up again soon)

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>RPing with a really good RPer
>They send a better response in 1/5 the time

>>6306466
>1/5 of the time
For me it's more like a 1 in 2 chance.
t. Punished "Venom" Bolin

>>6306353
(Sure. Until next time, then.)

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>>6306466
>They put their all into the reply
>You're not to into it so your replies are shitty.
>They stop the RP to ask "Hey, you okay?"

>>6306353
>As the anon cums inside her, he folds back to the couch, pulling the catburglar with him.
>As he notices the slack body pulled on top, he snickers to himself, slowly removing his member from her, and laying her across the couch.
>He drapes a blanket over the unconscious woman, and continues about his routine, leaving the apartment and knowing full well that it will be empty by the time he returns

(Thanks, was fun! enjoy a delicious dinner!)

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>>6306519
>>6306466
I came here to fap, not to feel. Damnit guys

>>6306582
>That private session that was heartfelt and meaningful.
>"I only did it to make you happy"

>>6306582
Feel the fap

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>>6306466
>When you finish halfway through a session but you'd feel bad for just stopping it there so you force yourself to continue.
>They notice and say it's fine and that we can continue it later
>Never continue it
>Feel like an asshole.

>>6306674
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>6306674
I want to fuck this horse
>Def not furry porn

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>>6306700
>Wanting to fuck Bojack
You don't know what you're getting yourself into.

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>>6306582
>fucked up four sessions in less than a week
>feel like shit after every single one
>I thought one of the fuck ups was the reason Egg tried to kill herself for a while
>now I keep getting denied even though nobody knows it's me
>lately started to think it's for the better because I'd just keep being garbage

>>6306700
>>6306714
He looks like an undercover pimp too

This thread is dead. Where I can erp?

>>6306700
I want to fuck the pink cat instead.

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>>6306740
This one?

>>6306714
Bojack is a mess.
Bojack is a big fat mistake.
Bojack is a waste.

>>6306735
>this
>dead
Not even close to other communities on this board that do just fine with half of the population of this place.

>>6306735
In my shed

>>6306755
Not that anon, but yes.

>>6306755
Princess Carolyn.

That one looks nice too, though.

>>6306674
>You don't want to pressure people so you say it's alright to stop
>Worry if asking again makes you an asshole forcing shit on people they don't want to do.

>>6306837
EveryoneWithNonVanillaRequests.avi
The pain is real sometimes

>>6306674
im gonna fuck the horse

I always feel bad about agreeing to ERP on Discord because it takes longer than in thread and I never finish anything I start. I keep promising people I'll finish what I start with them, but always end up accidentally dropping it. I bite off more than I can chew every time and regret it.

Sorry.

>>6306919
EGG?

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Discord?

>>6306919
Damn really?
I find it the exact opposite. PM sessions just seem to go by faster than thread sessions.
And it's ok.

>>6306919
This. This is me, and it sucks.

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>>6306919
{Same to be honest}
{I have a shit attention span and I try to fight it and try to remember to reply to people but I keep forgetting and then I feel like people won't want to write with me because of it and I just end up getting worried because I always feel like there's someone I'm forgetting. I even ctrl+f (You) in the threads and check every single one to make sure I've replied. Wish I could do that on Discord.}

>>6306674
{I'm gonna fuck the horse.}

>>6306919
>You want to talk to one of your friends in private on discord
>They don't come online that often
>You can't ask in thread because it'll just incite drama
Life is Sufferring

>>6307053
>Hugs the EGG
Thanks for saying that, appreciate it.

>>6307078
THIS
H
I
S
Oh so much this it just hurts.

Whoever came to /lewd/ to shitpost me, you're honestly fucking scum. I hope you die.

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Where the buttes at?

>>6307126
I guess the shitposting was successful, then.

>>6307053
it's ok egg, i'd still write with you
t. guy who was lewding patchy

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>>6307105
>Cuddles the fuck out of the anon
{It's okay anon, some of us suffer from it too. We understand}

>>6307115
{Another thing I feel}
{Especially if you want to befriend an ava outside of typefucking so you can hang out with them and shit, but you're afraid asking for their discord or asking in threads or something will make you look weird}

>>6307145
Successful on the board? No. Successful in making me lose a friend? Yes.

>>6307126
>/lewd/
What?

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>>6307157
{Thank you friend.}
{I might be able to typefuck in like...three hours ish. I'm really tired and don't know why. I think it's cause I woke up an hour after sleeping and I was wide awake, so I drank some rockstars and hopefully they'll kick in}

>>6307133
Who is this Man liquid muncher?

>>6307133
This looks like a human version of the meme boat, but more americanized and without the headphones.

>>6307164
Exact fucking opposite for me.
I like talking to the typefucking Avas so you know when you're not going overboard with them.
Just like talking out shit in private so you don't drag out the drama here and make things worse.

>>6307210
no rush senpai
take as long as you need and i'll (probably) be lurking when you're ready

>>6307183
>>6307126
I'd like to know too.

>>6301745
>-hon hon hon baguette

Nigger please, that french accent would make anyone diamonds

>>6307230
Did somebody make a polar opposite clone of Denny's Boy?

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>>6307291
Omelette du fromage.

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>tfw you abstain from RPing with an ava because you think you're asking too much
>and then months later they ask why you never wanted to RP, and it turns out your reluctance was just unfounded autism, which makes you shrinkninto yourself even more

>Being typecast into one certain character/role
I hate this feel

>>6307303
Well it's not like every conflict turns into shit. Most sane people here talk it out privately, even that business between TND and Soviet in thread was handled pretty well by our standards.

>>6307325
I feel worst for Mary, even if they are cute.